Samus has a dick.

Samus has a dick.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big whoop, who doesn't?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus finally confirmed trans
    LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that like evil emperor costume

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In post-pubescent human males, the benis and grapes hang below the pelvis
    OP confirmed for dickless or underage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's wearing a tight suit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samus looks prepubescent there.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, because that would imply Raven Beak has his dick hanging loose instead of being contained in a cloaca.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shit wrong one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the term he used in Japanese? There are dozens of terms for dickgirls and crossdressers in Japan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          newhalf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The words shemale were never used in japanese.
        They refrenced in such a way as to allude to have both human and chozo DNA. Gender was never discussed.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the designers or Samus once said he liked the idea of her being a futa or something.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit edit, try again - fix the scanlines

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VERY shit Edit. Trannies are very desperate to make Samus a troony. Cope harder troony gays.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    neat now post the unedited version.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This board has eternal lust for women with penises, it will never happen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        die troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Futa=/=Trannies

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Samus big bird wiener.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain what this part was about? Why is it highlighting their arm and heart? Did he infuse her with Mawkin DNA?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know why the arm and heart are highlighted, but yes he was one of the chozo DNA donors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's why metroids attack her

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >haha take that bigots your female gaming icon is actually a man!
    I will never understand the fixation pushing the troony meme on her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because trannies are that desperate to manufacture trannies. So that they can then claim that every hero we know and like. Are either lgbtq... or trans. There is no more striaght people. Men or women. Just lgbtq homosexualry. Just how desperate these minorities are to make themselves believe that they actualy matter.. when they dont.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The designer guy was literally making a suggestive girl dick joke. Those have been popular in Japan since ancient times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are absolutely desperate to claim popular things in some kind of effort to validate their pitiful existence.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wont fall for this photoshop, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thing that frightens me is Raven Beak's dick is not a photoshop.
      Some guy snuck that in there underneath the censors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thing that frightens me is Raven Beak's dick
        Same

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hot

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice photoshop homosexual

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks, going to fap now. Hope this inspires more futa Samus art.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How else do you think Metroid-Samus is supposed to suck energy? Metroids have three dicks they use.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus has a cloaca

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah she does

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty obvious shop
    but you just know some troony is gonna find the image and take it at face value

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some troony is gonna find the image and take it at face value
      Every zoomer is going to take it at face value. gays will make it a troony icon and /misc/tards will say Metroid is pozzed now.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still not as big as Raven Beak’s

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Young Samus a cutie

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