>Samus is too cool in Dread.

>Samus is too cool in Dread. It's forced

Do you agree with this sentiment Ganker?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the gay that made the video about Sonic needing to be vulnerable looking?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I just remember anons complaining about "marvel poses" and shit with her in this game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If marvel is brought up then it's likely the thread was arguing with ACgay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rofl he

        Are you the gay that made the video about Sonic needing to be vulnerable looking?

        called you there. you're defo that gay you mong moron c**t

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >marvel poses
        Literally one of the first things Samus does in Metroid Prime, is a massive, exaggerated spinning jump-flip, and land on one knee in an action pose prepared to fight (After having spent a good 5 seconds looking to ensure nobody is even present to see this)
        Samus being a huge chuuni predates the MCU by six fricking years
        >MP - 2002
        >Iron Main - 2008

        ?t=120

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ACgay ETERNALLY btfo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like exaggerated jumps. I liked them before marvel movies existed.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care for them either way, just stating there's an established precedent for Samus being a theatrical dork.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hut the frick up acgay.
        No triple Black person.
        No one is buying you 'her der someone else said x' shit.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best part of the game

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus is too cool
    What, is Other M your favorite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other M is kino you homosexual and the most realistic depiction of Samus. Sorry the best game broke your troony fantasies about women by having Samus rely on actual men (as they should) instead of being a "strong independent woman who don't need no man"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yawn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's right samus should stay feminine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hello dobson

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Other M is so terrible even Ganker contrarians can't pretend to ironically like it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They can certainly pretend, they're just really bad at it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I likd parts of Other M but over all it wasn't great.

          Based birb enjoyer

          >belly button
          >shaft base/pubis mons
          dangerous posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was made by yellow people, which automatically makes it shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's also a badly designed game.

          Just like Forespoken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bait and the only way that Other M cpuld be consider realistic (as if realism matters over consistency), given Samus' skillset and experience, is if it was a bad porn parody. Matter of fact, THAT wouldn't even be realistic as many porn parodies actually respect the characters that they are parodying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are such a pathetic Black person its unreal. I am sick and tired of you gays who can't stand seeing fiction be unrealistic and insist that works of fantasy need to abide by real world rules. Why the frick can't a woman be badass in a work of FICTION? You sjw Black folk sicken me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Adam "sacrifice" himself to take care of the metroids on the bottleship? Literally just wait for the station to detonate you moron, that's what killed all the extra metroids in Fusion. Why does the game act like the prospect of ice proof metroids is a new idea? How fricking clueless can the writing be to it's own series? They literally gain ice resistance by maturing normally.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Dread feels weirdly like fanfiction, ESPECIALLY her gaining Metroid draining powers because "you have become a Metroid".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Continuing the story of Fusion, yes. The Fusion storyline is its own timeline, like the Zelda games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she got infected by the x parasite in fusion, giving her metroid dna as i recall.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No The metroid VACCINE that saves her from the X is what is thought to be the reason why during most of the game. Near the end it explains it was the events of Super Metroid that added the DNA to samus. The Vaccine in Fusion just jump started it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with that. At least it's western fanfiction and not Sakamoto's fanfiction.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The draining powers is a bit much but they should have made it where she's slowly getting more and more metroid powers as time goes on.
      The last power will be the ability to crawl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why? you were extra vulnerable to cold in fusion, seems entirely appropriate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It might as well be tge devs are trash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best way to continue a series that tried to kill itself plot wise by the second game and then again with Fusion. It can always be called metroid, because Samus is a metroid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >because Samus is a metroid.
        Not only that but "Metorid" is Chozo for Great Warrior.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that's a pretty autistic subtext, Metroids now being human is a great idea. You could do a lot with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you're into metroid "lore" you should have a nice day.
      Gameplay is king, atmosphere is queen, story is just the court jester.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Amen to that. If I wanted to care about Samus and her feelings, I'd go read a visual novel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Story is literally what tanked the series in other M. Thankfully they moved away from that moronic gameplay and went back to making tight platforming and some halfway decent bosses.
          I fricking liked when they spoke chozo and shit. I don't care about watermelon suit, but I thought that the chozo part was good. I thought they were supposed to be extinct, but I think that got retconned in hunters (another shit series)
          Anyway prime is gay too speaking of visual novels. If I wanted Wikipedia articles on every enemy, or unintuitive puzzles that boil down to "read this text box" I would just kill myself instead.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, it would be weird if she was still nervous after killing these buttholes a dozen times. They even made a point of her being on guard then easing up when she sees Kraid.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, because she's earned it.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't bring this back in the Remastered

    The only gripe I have. And maybe the Thermal Visor too.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No and people who say that are gays

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not a samus fan and i've never played a single game but
    >muffled AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Samus has earned her badassery by this point. She's seen enough shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Nintendo like this QTE-loving tumor of a company again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo loves QTEs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are good devs when tard wrangled?
      Much like Platnium Star and Monolith Soft.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feeling "badass" in a game has to be earned. That means the game needs to be constantly challenging you, so the feeling of triumph is genuine. Dread's problem is that it relies too much on quick time events to feel more "epic" and "over-the-top".,The same people who like these moments also praise Other M for its """artistic value""" so I wouldn't trust them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kamehameha beam
      >shonen themes in cutscenes/QTEs
      the beaners who made this game need to DIAF

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You earn this sequence through a pretty tough 3-part final boss fight. I don’t know what the complaint is here.

      >kamehameha beam
      >shonen themes in cutscenes/QTEs
      the beaners who made this game need to DIAF

      >ameritard thinks anyone who speaks Spanish is a mexican

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon thats bait, there is no need for the "complaint" to make sense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >A stupid beaner falls for the bait.

        lol
        lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seethe harder third worlder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally the end of the fricking game. This is the same as getting the fricking hyper beam shit against Mother Brain in Super.

        >Feeling "badass" in a game has to be earned. That means the game needs to be constantly challenging you, so the feeling of triumph is genuine.
        >Webm comes after defeating the final and hardest boss of the game.
        Yeah that moment was earned and it felt great, as did the final run to the ship while lasering everything.

        That's not a QTE. It's a scripted event. It doesn't tell you what button to press.

        Unfortunately guys, you don't seem to get it. The moment is still not earned because it's not the end credits. Until the game literally ends, you are not supposed to be "given a free win". That's participation trophy thinking, and it doesn't belong in metroid.

        >b-but the fight against Mother Brain
        Worst fight in the entire game, put in only because muh emotions. If you were to remove that stupid fight, the game would improve 100%. Stop coddling the audience with insultingly easy gameplay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          low effort trolling

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            agreed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what's wrong with what I've said? Why can't I hate portions of the game where it's clear they exist for the cinematic appeal?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the end of the fricking game. This is the same as getting the fricking hyper beam shit against Mother Brain in Super.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You think that frick has played Super?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This is literally the end of the fricking game
        it's a cutscene so it's enough for ACgay to shitpost about it.

        >The same people who like these moments also praise Other M for its """artistic value""" so I wouldn't trust them.
        this is an illogical leap, something ACgay likes to do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a cutscene
          Really it's just repurposing the omega beam and killing EMMI mechanics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Feeling "badass" in a game has to be earned. That means the game needs to be constantly challenging you, so the feeling of triumph is genuine.
      >Webm comes after defeating the final and hardest boss of the game.
      Yeah that moment was earned and it felt great, as did the final run to the ship while lasering everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even notice that was Craig until my second playthrough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a QTE. It's a scripted event. It doesn't tell you what button to press.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It doesnt need to tell you what to press. If you miss the shot or dont do it long enough you die.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dying if you fail is not what makes a QTE. Plenty of them exist that let you progress regardless of if you succeed or not.

          Besides that, what makes QTEs bad is that they are just a button prompt that is inserted into a cutscene, and they are not trying to tie into the core gameplay at all. The scripted event in Metroid Dread's final boss is not like that. It's taking the existing gameplay element of the EMMI kill segments (except you can't aim, you can only shoot), and adding it into the final boss fight. It's less a QTE and more of a gameplay segment where some control is taken away from you and you are limited in what you can do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a gameplay segment where some control is taken away from you and you are limited in what you can do.
            also known as a qte

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a complaint it doesn't make any sense

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why does samus aran have a better story than every video game character despite talking once or twice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her story contains actually interesting events that has weight on is own without needing to be quipy and be like I HAVE A PERSONALITY talking too much while saying nothing of substance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and be like I HAVE A PERSONALITY talking too much while saying nothing of substance

        aka all of Other M

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they wanted to apologize for Other M

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think Raven Beak was too sexy? It took away from the whole intimidating boss thing. All I could think about while fighting him was the shape, size, smell and taste of his exotic chozo penis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based birb enjoyer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bird
        >belly button

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't stop looking at this image am I gay?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just came to this picture after not jerking off for 6 days I'm not gay but it was really fricking good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hello raven beak

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry
      samus was thinking about it, too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What a prostitute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up "Adam".
      You gay.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone calls her metroid
    > I know! lets make her a metroid!

    dread is trash and mercury steam should be nuked for this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sakamoto wrote the story bruh. Either way, it’s the best way to move forward with the series without Metroids having to be shoehorned in somehow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lets make her a metroid
      That happened way back in 2001 with Fusion. Try to keep the bait on a realistic level.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus is so... BADASS!
    You should all work at Gearbox holy shit frick you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just beat Dread Mode for the first time bros!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good work for beating Dread Mode, Anon

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbest shit I've heard all day.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there's acting cool, there's posing, and then there's Samus in Dread, acting completely moronic

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only spoken dialogue is an alien language
    that shit is cool man

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would play this shit when the king of hollowvania genre is so much better?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >60 hours to complete
      Boooooooooring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Metroidvanias, just Metroids.
      Castlevania was better before they turned into Metroid games with half-baked RPG mechanics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. SotN is trash

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is also true.
          Castlevania is at its best when it's Rondo of Blood, not Symphony of the Tranime Lover.

          I think SotN is fine but I respect your opinions based on principle.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Actually I take this back, frick SotN for that shitty upside-down castle padding. Must have memoryholed that just because it pissed me off so much.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is also true.
        Castlevania is at its best when it's Rondo of Blood, not Symphony of the Tranime Lover.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically Hollow Knight is much closer to Metroid than Castlevania

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          At 60 hours? I imagine it being even more padded than SotN.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm willing to bet that 60 hours includes the ass-blasting difficulty of beating all the Pantheons.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Lol who actually did that shit? I opted out at that point but until then I had a good time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              At 60 hours? I imagine it being even more padded than SotN.

              >Didn't even play the game he's making an opinion of
              Look I like dread too, because I'm a shill for Metroidvania games, But you look like a braindead shill when you say dread is better that HW without even playing both.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I never said Hollow Knight was bad, I'm just saying I doubt I would enjoy it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It took the worst traits of both franchises. That bug twink is slow as shit compared to Samus, and the samey environments make the complaints about Dread being nothing but hallways seem quaint.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexual Knight
      Holy fricking homosexual. Way to self-own, you colossal fricking moron.
      60 fricking hours is about 6 times too fricking long for a Metroidvania, especially one as repetitive and dog shit as homosexual Knight.
      These games are meant to be speedy, with fast characters, fast levels, and endless replay value. Not slow, grinding, moody slogs through a big, shitty camel fart of a fricking cave.
      homosexual Knight is like catnip to the kinds of moronic wiener-sucking queers that like their games slow and "atmospheric" instead of, you know, actually fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >These games are meant to be speedy, with fast characters, fast levels,
        It's a fricking videogame. It can be whatever the devs wants it to be you fricking homosexual. Keep seething though. Silksong is going to be a massive success and will be talked about more than dread will be

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, little homosexual. The homosexual butt cum chugging fairies that made homosexual Knight can make the most LGBTQ+ friendly video game in history, as they already did with homosexual Knight. A slow, plodding, dog shit crawl through a boring world full of shit characters, shit bosses, and shit pushers.
          When you and your pride posse are having gay ERP bug sex on Discord to celebrate the sequel, I'll still be laughing at you and how fricking gay your shitty game is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            truly bizarre

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cope and seethe

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't need to cope, homosexual. I wasn't raised to be a feminized not-man that "falls in love" with moody, atmospheric piano pride anthems, uwu chibi twink characters, and boring cartoon worlds full of nothing but rocks, dirt, and butt cum.
              But I will continue to seethe until the day I die that I have to live in the same world as homosexual Knight. Hopefully the developers die in fear and pain.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                tl;dr
                Seems like you're still coping and seething

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It seems like you we're hardly raised at all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >boring cartoon worlds full of nothing but rocks, dirt, and butt cum
                >butt cum
                Can you please elaborate?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not him but I like watching a mans cum leak out another mans hairy pooey butthole

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's gross

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                mmmmnmmmm ppoopy cum cum u fukkkkers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played both! They were both great! I love video games!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HollowKnight absolute buck broke Metroid
      lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For that to be true, Hollow Knight would have to not be boring and gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >80 hours of barely different builds all revolving around the moronic soul meter
      I actually beat the game when it came out, and played beyond 100 hours, I also completed the DLC when that came out, KILLED ALL OF THE FRICKING BOSSES INCLUDING ABSOLUTE RADIANCE
      but you know what I realized? too much of something can be bad, Hollow Knight absolutely does this, even the main campaign pads its length way beyond past the point of it still being fun, I forced myself to complete it all because my now wife kept pushing me to do it, if I play Silksong, IF IT EVEN COMES OUT THAT IS, I will probably stop playing it if as padded for length as the original game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. She's just cool

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely does feel like they've overcompensating a bit cause of Other M

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I strongly believe Ravenbeak should be in the next Smash is what I would say if I wasn't so fricking tired of Smash at this point.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think what really pissed me off about Other M was that they started with a concept I was interested in (2D Metroid on a 3D plane) and completely fricked it up.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to look up Raven Beak on e621
    >Can't search because site is having maintenance
    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FAP TO MY BIRD HUBBY NOW?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Use your imagination!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Make your own.
      And look him up on furaffinity. The loop of Samus riding at cannon point made me cream.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would I watch something with a woman in it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need an account for FA

        Why the frick would I watch something with a woman in it?

        Not me but it's true I hate women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just watched it
        Nice

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not as much as Doom Eternal. The forced coolness bordered cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It came off more as cheesy/edgy 90's/00's coolness to me, which I'm all for. I haven't played the DLC thoughever so I dunno if they fricked it up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's Doom, moron. You may as well complain that Duke Nukem is a caricature of masculinity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whoever wrote Doom Eternal was trying REALLY HARD to be taken seriously

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is in Doom Eternal they're trying too hard to be cool. The difference is the "trying too hard" part.

          If you think Doom Eternal was trying too hard, wait until you see Devil May Cry.
          Literally no franchise about fighting the armies of hell hasn't been at least a little cringe. It's in the DNA, going all the way back to picrel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You don't get it. DMC5 is not the cool-tryhard cringe. Imagine an ugly manlet trying to be cool, there's something off about it, that's Doom Eternal. DMC5 is when a chad does chad things, it's natural, it doesn't feel off.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I loved Doom Eternal cringe, it felt 80's, over the top and unapologetic, it was manly, badass and moronic for the sake of it alongside one of the best feeling shooter/platformers of gaming history

              Retro Studio DEVS WISH they could develop Metroid for PC and have that much raw processing power to be creative

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Doom 2016 was that. Doom Eternal took a different direction.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >DMC5 is...le cool!
              Holy fricking homosexual.
              How much tranime do you watch, you little queer?
              Do you have a tranime waifu? Lol!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know why you think Doom Eternal isn't cringe. Just read your post again, it's pure cringe, and you probably thought it was cool when you typed it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you're cringe
                oh my god no fricking way
                This homosexual actually LOVES tranime!
                Hey, homosexual, how much tranime do you watch? Do you think a tranime character like Gatsu is a "chad" like Dante, too?
                pfffffffthahahahahahahahaha

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I'm sorry. Just stop embarassing yourself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't answer my question, homosexual.
                Do you jerk off to tranime characters? Do you get a raging 5" hard-on for the cartoons watched by Chinese children while they eat a breakfast of rice and fish?
                Who's your waifu, tranime lover?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Who's your waifu, tranime lover?
                Hinata she got big boobi

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chen, the Black cat of Ill Omen...

                Holy fricking homosexual.
                What a fricking loser. Lol!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >omg DoomEternalguy is so cool
                >omg Dante is such a gay

                The absolute state of Ganker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                One was made by yellow rice-eating monkeys who worship the moon like morons.
                The other is a man. Something you will never be, tranime lover. Lol!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chen, the Black Cat of Ill Omen...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you're cringe
                oh my god no fricking way
                This homosexual actually LOVES tranime!
                Hey, homosexual, how much tranime do you watch? Do you think a tranime character like Gatsu is a "chad" like Dante, too?
                pfffffffthahahahahahahahaha

                I do not like this new schizo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is in Doom Eternal they're trying too hard to be cool. The difference is the "trying too hard" part.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Samus late in her career. Giant monsters shouldn’t phase her at this point.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should have just skipped MercurySteam's cinematic shovelware and played AM2R instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I loved AM2R.
      I also loved Dread.
      Didn't play Samus Returns.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when Samus killed the Digger. Though I dunno why people hated this guy. It was a fun, tough boss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He steals your shit
      of course people hate him

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No
    I'm NEVER going to let them back down from current Samus because that's how we got Other M

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kraid is one of the easiest bosses in 1 and super
    >Samus finds him again...CHAINED
    I mean

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put the suit back on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Samus' body language during Kraid is less "look how cool I look" and more "oh it's THIS clown again".

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RPG elements in a side scrolling game where you get tons of weapons and explore a Castle with great music is cool, and normal people on Ganker love that shit but it's always in Metroid threads do you find a group of sub humans being eternally btfo'd by it.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will never agree with what you say even if it would doom the entire earth.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with it because Samus is a seasoned veteran at metroidvanias at this point in the timeline, she's had enough shit thrown her way that anything that isn't a serious threat doesn't faze her

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it's fine. They just need to make Other M non-canon and then there's no inconsistency in characterization.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros wtf you guys told me demon's souls is hard this is the final boss????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a victory lap final boss
      like Yu Yevon from FFX

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bros wtf you guys told me demon's souls is hard this is the final boss????

        You mean the worst bosses in the entire game? That kinda makes it worse.

        >victory lap boss
        Only cinematic experiences would embrace this concept. What, a regular videogamey boss fight is bad, so you need the game to coddle you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yawn.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my favourite cinematic experience
            Demon's Souls

            The raven beak fight is terrible, if clearly you didn't like it this much. You should be happy to have the credits roll IMMEDIATELY after fighting him. Why do you need a victory lap? You're not explaining that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Only cinematic experiences
          frick off ACgay, you already had a proper final boss with False King Allant, Jecht, and Raven Beak

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And clearly every single one must've been terrible, if players needed a "victory lap" so the game didn't feel too videogamey.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        !!!
        but you can't do that! the credits haven't even rolled yet
        I-

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically. Why the hell are people defending a boss that literally can't kill you?

          I guess the game must be terrible if you hate actually playing it.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my favourite cinematic experience
    Demon's Souls

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dread is non canon fangame so it doesnt matter

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's a bit much but it's needed to clean the series of Other M's lingering taste

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game has had story since the end of 2
    >"what the frick is this story shit in my metroid?"
    Why didn't these people latch on to something else?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coming up with random things for each commercial product installment, written by different people, is not a story

      it's a commercial product function designed to help sell you the commercial product

      a story is written all at once by one person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally one dude with some kind of mental condition that causes him to unironically seethe at the mere thought of any kind of scripted sequences. I legit got him to agree with the sentiment that title screens are bad once because they "interrupt the gameplay." There are likely a couple of trolls imitating such arguments as well. Don't bother engaging with them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >buy interactive product
        >rips interactivity away so it can be a wacky marvel movie
        >"wow why don't you like this, you're clearly a troll"

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, I like samus in dread

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