*saves FNAF*

*saves FNAF*

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie isnt 5 real nights long
    You had one job, Scott.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Won't post the actual runtime
    I'm not reading that article
    fuck off, shill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 hr 50 minutes
      Which is above average but doesn’t really sound that long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s firmly in “longer movie” territory, 90 minutes is considered normal, and horror flicks are always on the shorter side. It’s difficult to maintain the scary tension for an hour and a half let alone two hours so most never even try.
        Not that I have ever played the game or know anything about the story, but I’d be worried they’re going to throw in some romance or origin subplot with that runtime. Only so much you can do with “the robots come alive at night and try to kill the security guard”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Little Mermaid was 2 15, and I remember hearing about how that was too long for modern audiences. This seems like a bad directing choice, and I say this as someone who was interested in the film.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they just need to play subway surfers on a side screen and goers will focus ded

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the hell is subway surfers and why do people keep using it as a way to call someone a zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tiktok has hundreds of thousands of videos with a clip that it's actually about splitscreened with a mobile game clip or some other attention grabber because zoomers' brains are unironically so destroyed by the platform they can't pay attention to a 30 second clip if there's not something else to watch at the same time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell is subway surfers and why do people keep using it as a way to call someone a zoomer

                they just need to play subway surfers on a side screen and goers will focus ded

                A trend / meme that went around tiktok that retards think is a serious thing because they want to scream at dem kids like the bitter old men they are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but it's coherent with the recent ADHD boom and big pharma teaching families that it's okay for them to gobble down pills like jellybeans.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I heard it was to make wide (read: normal) videos fit in the vertical video format TikTok uses.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >90 minutes is considered normal

          Maybe like 15 years ago. Two hours is the norm unless you're a comedy (nonexistent genre now) or a kids movie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            horror movies tend to be fairly short too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your Forgetting the "Deep Lore" that is five frigghs at fraddos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its about 100 minutes more than a movie about fnaf can hold anyone's attention other than matpat and Cory borealis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nearly two hour movie based on a game where u sit in one place and click buttons for like 10 minutes each level
        ill be blown away if they can make this garbage even slightly watchable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ill be blown away if they can make this garbage even slightly watchable
          wasnt there already a movie with a similar premise with nick cage?
          iirc the latter was all that made it watchable

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            While there is a movie with a similar premise starring Nic Cage, it doesn't really rely on horror to be entertaining. Instead, it relies mostly on action. A similar (and much better) movie would be Violent Night, which reimagines Santa as an immortal Norse warrior. It's like that, but reimagining the security guard as an action hero. There is nearly no horror aspect at all in the movie itself. Meanwhile, FNAF will have to walk that fine line between being scary but not too scary for the kid tickets to sell. It's doomed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can easily do it by giving the animatronics voices like in the later games. Part of FNAF 1's simplicity in its story has to do with the lack of dialogue between Mike and the animatronics.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's pulling from more sources than just fnaf 1, the fact that spring bonnie shows up in the trailer means that there is going to be an overall plot than ooo haunted robots.

          It's probably going to be
          >Get's a job
          >hey look haunted robots
          >why are they haunted
          >ooo haunted robots are doing bad things
          >oh, it's spring bonnie, he killed them all
          >and actually the robots are trying to protect the kid from him
          >spring bonnie dies after chasing them around a bit
          >okay thank you freddie bye bye I love you
          >some sequel bait with spring bonnie twitching around in his springlock suit like in fnaf 3 or something to hint that he'll be back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's really fucking long for a children's movie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kids are willing to watch 3 part 5 hour click bait lore series for their games. This will be fine for them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that long but longer than any horror movie should be. Just like comedies, it should be 90m long so you can be in-and-out as soon as possible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 hr 50 minutes
        Wait I thought it was supposed to be 3 hours. Did they change it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          retards don't know what an assembly cut is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They had three hours of unedited footage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's longer than any of the game's runtimes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 hours is a long time? I guess it would feel that way if the movie sucks ass.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be garbage, probably not even particularly entertaining garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it sticks close to the source material it will be dystopian sci-fi kino.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok gay OP, I'll bite. What's the runtime?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the longest horror game movies ever
    thats strangely specific

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I came here to say. What's its competition? Resident Evil, I guess?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's 15 million Resident Evil movies, Silent Hill, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and...maybe Doom? Still, kind of a silly reduction of categories just to fish for a headline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it's not even the longest in this weirdly specific category, it's "one of" the longest.
      >One of the longest horror game movies about a haunted chucky cheese parody where the main villain is an animatronic bear to ever release in October 2023

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By saying "one of" then you open the possibility of future clickbait titled excuses for journalism. Like. "The Top 10 Longest Runtime Game Horror Movies You Might Not Know About" or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because modern journalism is about knowing you MUST make a certain quota of articles and then making shit up to meet that quota, as opposed to just making articles on interesting things.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >horror
    The cupcake attacking the kid is hilarious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fnaf can be genuinely funny when it wants to be

      Only problem is that this is probably not an example of it trying to be

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Helpy missing the swimming pool followed by the neck cracking and the music stopping is really funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the movie is well aware of the cheese, it looks very campy
        As much as I like the earlier horror atmosphere of the first three games, I think having the movie be more camp is fitting

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, wait to see the springlock scene in the theaters with other children

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they do the spring lock scene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take the photo quickly. A warm breeze and this shit will make my lower body into ground hamburger meat.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >special guest: MATPAT
    >getting killed

    PLEASE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the most yt tuber we're getting is an employee of the month photo on the wall in the background.
      Which is fine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Which is fine.
        I'm glad I don't have such low tolerance for things

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the new model was leaked
    >it's inferior to the old one except the chicken and golden fred

    What a shame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      holy fuck this is bad. Even worse giving it the pronounced side dyke hair.
      Creator literally peaked hard in their first creation and it truly shows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's sad considering I hated the first models.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfff what a babe

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"1 of"
    >not "one of"
    Why are modern "journalists" so bad at writing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's all written by AI nowadays

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But we already have Willie's Wonderland. This movie will be pure gay aids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a fan of the special effects company so I'll go see it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fanftard can't even write "one" in a headline
    Typical

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 Of
    >The Longest Horror
    >Game
    >Movies
    When you have to be this specific and have this many qualifiers, you should probably ask yourself, "Is this news?"

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the animatronics all look zooted?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 Of

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes it 1 of the
    >1
    FFS an AI has more elegance than that.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's pg-13
    i want a god damn r rated fnaf movie with excessive amounts of practical effects and gore, for fucks sake. the fans of fnaf who were ten when the game came out are now nearing twenty, surely it would be more appealing to do a campy 80s gorefest, right?
    if they do the springlock scene in any capacity i'll be happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Th issue is making the movie R would alienate like 88% of their fanbase

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not 87%

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, dissapointing and some anons will take offense from what you said, but still correct.

        >it's pg-13
        i want a god damn r rated fnaf movie with excessive amounts of practical effects and gore, for fucks sake. the fans of fnaf who were ten when the game came out are now nearing twenty, surely it would be more appealing to do a campy 80s gorefest, right?
        if they do the springlock scene in any capacity i'll be happy.

        Or at least some crushing bite scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FNAF is 9 years old

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't. Pretty sure the original zoomers who got into fnaf in their teens are probably in their 20s by now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's implying the original zoomers aren't the core fanbase anymore, and that the current fanbase is mostly kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bite in FNAF 4 was the last time we saw kids getting visibly fucked up. Even Elizabeth's death in Sister Location was just her getting grabbed by a hook, with the gore being more implied. I wouldn't be surprised if Security Breach originally had more violent things happening to Gregory before they had to tone it down for the sake of ratings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's an consolation, you can have a lot of violence and blood for PG 13 if the studio wants it. Otherwise theres that Nic Cage film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pg-13 sells more tickets than r rated, by numbers. Not even for fnaf, just across the board

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, uh
    You ARE going to go see it, right Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it releasing at the same time in some streaming service?
      I WILL pirate it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I WILL pirate it.
        Whoa just like my FUARKING HERO Foxy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to dress up as purple guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am gonna grab a torrent. No way I am gonna watch this dubbed in my country.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No toy chica, no watch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based robotfucker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Perfection
          I like thickness, but it doesn't works here. She is perfect like this.
          They made bigger her proportions, almost all of her new porn is like this now.
          They ruined her, that superelon video is one of the last good things.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get the obsession with Toy Chica. Not sexy at all.
          Roxy is where it's at.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician Taste

        >Verification not required

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no fangs
          Boner gone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but I better wear a trenchcoat and clown mask so no one recognizes me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I asked my little sister if she wanted to see it, since she is also cares too much about fnaf (although unlike me she has never actually played the games), but she turned me down, saying she was going to see it with her friends.

      So I'll probably go by myself at a late night viewing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should've joined her friends anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally the same thing happened to me too. Difference is ill just go anyways and embarrass her in front of her friends.

          That's pretty much my plan now. I'll try to show up after her, unfortunately I tend to stick out in a crowd.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck, now I gotta ask my younger siblings if they wanna see the movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally the same thing happened to me too. Difference is ill just go anyways and embarrass her in front of her friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically yes, my little Brother loves the fuck out of FNAF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been to a movie theater in years so it might be a fun excuse for my ass to go to one since even bad horror movies can be fun
      might see if any of my bro's wanna check it out

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have mandated the first-week showings to be 3-D exclusive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have mandated the first-week showings to take place in a theater where you can lock emergency doors on either side of the theater for a set amount of time before running out of battery and if you can't close a door when you need to you die.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a positive thing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One of the longest horror game movies ever
    >horror game movies
    Oh you know, theres been some many of those, like uhhhhhhhhh...... Resident Evil, and uhhhh...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uwe boll kinoslop counts.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24 hour psycho
    >1440m
    >Prometheus
    >2h4m
    >The conjuring 2
    >134m
    >FnaF is actually ranked 2062 longest horror film just below Shalini, a hindi film about a vampire woman.

    This movie is not one of the longest hour movies ever. It's not even close. This internet article is incorrect!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe im posting in the longest Ganker thread discussing fnaf movie length posted on a saturday

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the middle of a hot Texas summer, located entirely within my kitchen, at exactly 8:20 on the nile.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 of
    Do they just not proofread their shit at all, are the AI article schizos right.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain how did this game get famous in the first place. I only ever saw one video of the first one some years ago and it looked meh, an indie jumpscare game, ok. how the fuck is it getting a movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you can google it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was THE indie jumpscare game
      It spawned enough games in a short time during its boom that it managed to become a franchise and survive the fad itself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It was THE indie jumpscare
        how? whats the appeal? it sure didnt impress or interest me from what I remember. do you have to be into a fetish or something to like this game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's something that you can't feel by watching a video. The game has good atmosphere. Lots of sound cues and random events like hallucinations that add to the tension. People focus on the jumpscares but it's the build up that makes (at least the first game) pretty good. The animatronics also behave in somewhat unpredictable ways, making them feel pretty lively. The story is also pretty enjoyable, as ridiculous as it gets at times. I knows what it is and is just having fun with the idea.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's basically a "you had to be there" moment. A lot of the threads here were just piecing together fragments of lore as random bumfuck nobodies streamed getting to the 5th (and then secret 6th) night.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Up to that point, horror games were all about running from monsters (Amnesia, Slender, all their cheap clones). FNAF was a horror game that made it impossible to run from the monster. It stood out from what was popular in the indie horror scene at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A combination of different factors. The guy behind these games is a family man who enjoyed making 90s style pre rendered 3D games for his kids. At some point, someone pointed out that his style looked uncanny and he had the idea of making a horror game about haunted Chuck & Cheese robots. His artstyle ended up being perfect for it.

      At some point, Ganker took a wind of it, it was a cheap game after all. The idea was novel and the game had pretty good atmosphere and replayability. People also found out about little secrets, hinting at more lore involving the game's story. At this point in time, barely anything was know about the characters. The mystery factor was part of the appeal.

      Now, combine the above with the fact that let's plays on youtube were very popular around that time. The jumpscares were perfect for that crowd and the lore got people to speculate. The main antagonists being robotic cartoon mascots also worked in generating a shit ton of fan art. The games being low budget also meant that the creator could make sequels rather quickly, so it was riding a wave for a while.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok that explains it better thanks. I was never into Indie games myself this is one of the most popular ones from what I can tell

        >It was THE indie jumpscare
        how? whats the appeal? it sure didnt impress or interest me from what I remember. do you have to be into a fetish or something to like this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually he tried to get wholesome Christian games published but the publisher told.him his designs were uncanny valleys and creepy. Then he had a dream about the blue bunny animation murdering him and made it into a horror game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't a publisher, it was Jim Sterling in a video shitting on pic related by saying the characters look like they want to murder children. It's funny because Jim Sterling despises Scott because of his political beliefs yet he indirectly gave him his entire career and countless millions of dollars by being an asshole to him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Scott will literally never have to work a single day for the rest of his life thanks to FNaF while he makes trannies seethe
            >While Jim is constantly losing subs and falling into obscurity since most people hate trannies
            Im not a religious man, but this shit is proof enough that some kind of god exists, and he has a good sense of humor

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's great. Get fucked, Jim

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Source of the review please I want this to be real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Cawthon knew what he was doing
      Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is an entirely functional brand in universe and outside
      Simple Straightforward Gameplay that isn't buried under pointless mechanics, barring the joke one.
      He fucks with shitty Youtubers and not people that actually like the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Timing, markiplier made it so it was the most exciting thing ever for 12 year olds out there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It hit the sweet spot of being a new jump scare formula of horror game just as YouTube let's plays really took off. Just perfect place at the perfect time. Add that it was like a 5 dollar buy in and is on like every system including iOS and it just went off. Same as flappy bird

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills the horror genre for movies just like it did for games

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know I see articles/headlines/ledes/whatever on these types of sights and I would always think they're written by pajeets with how stilted and awkward they always read but I guess they could be AI as well.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Willys wonderland is the better movie

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >longest horror game movie
    How huge is that list though? I don't watch that slop, but offhand I can only think of RE and Silent Hill.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it was 3hrs but now it's apperently confirmed half of that whichi sucks
    I was really hoping for an epic fnaf movie
    there better be 5 in five nights

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >longest horror game movies
    How many horror game movies are there in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhhh
      silent hill?

      does resident evil count?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    runtime isn't a metric for quality

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its bizarre having followed FNAF from when it was just a random game in Steam Greenlight no one had heard about to the MASSIVE success it has now and the colossal Zoomer fanbase

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the games good?

    t. boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you enjoy sitting in a small office space checking your computer every so often in hopes that your coworker isn't going to visit you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are good for what they are
      Play the desolate hope

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But is it at least the LONGEST Horror Game Movie featuring possessed animatronics with two F's in its name?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fnaf movie spawned 2 other Fnaf like movies one of which featured Nicholas cage while it went through development hell
    Crazy

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fnaf is good even doe it was made by a nazi
    Chuds should go back to pol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nazi
      >bros still surprised that a christian man from Texas is right wing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's fine if the game is made by a nazi if he's from Texas
        Cope, die, chud.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 hour and 30 minutes for build up just to jump scare the kids
    am on you to you chicken shit

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do zoomers even bring revenue to movies anymore? i thought they all used those ad ridden streaming sites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mario movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's alphies

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