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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE WON WE WON

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We have Mario Odyssey at home

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astrobot is if Mario Odyssey was a game instead of Ubislop movie game garbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Astrobot is

        a derivative uninspired Nintendo clone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sony has always made better bingslop clones than nintendo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Such as...?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ape Escape, Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Ratchet and Clank, etc...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crash isn't exactly comparable to 3D Mario.
                Spyro is extremely limited in terms of gameplay.
                Ratchet & Clank, while a franchise I'm very fond of, is more of a shooter than an actual platformer.
                I never played Ape Escape.
                >etc.
                Sure. Etc.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Games can have differences and still be better than other games 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing. Tetris is better than Gran Turismo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reaching to extremes to demonstrate your protesting of the argument only serves to invalidate you as a contributor to the discussion. Since you don't understand, lurk moar ^_^

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But anon, Tetris is a better game than Gran Turismo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And Crash is better than Mario.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. But Tetris is better than both.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes
                all I needed

                off the top of my head, recent examples of indies getting 3d platformers right
                >Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
                >Corn Kidz 64
                >Orbo's Odyssey
                >Cavern of Dreams
                >Super Kiwi 64
                and for AA devs
                >Tchia
                >Solar Ash
                of course this thread is nothing but people crying that they aren't churning out annual Ape Escape sequels so of course nobody actually plays games that aren't spoonfed to them from childhood

                the bombrush gays are insufferable, frick them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets BTFO
                >Uhm akshully
                Shut up, tendie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                any given 10 minutes of Mario Wonder has more soul than the entirety of the latest ratchet & clank

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stage 1-1 alone does.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hate to break it to you but platformers are a genre.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Odyssey
        >Ubislop movie game garbage
        This isn't even bait. This is just idiotic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ubislop movie game garbage
        Thats certainly an accurate description of most SONY games for the past decade, but I'm afraid thats an innacurate depiction of Odyssey, GOTY nominee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Astrobot is

      a derivative uninspired Nintendo clone

      if palworld and genshit can get away with copying and stealing from nintendo, its bout time playstation did. nintendo is nothing but a gold mine, why not copy that shit and put it on consoles/pc that actually runs at 60fps or higher and doesn't look like a PS2 game??

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbot

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, this drips soul. A tad bit overindulgent, if we're being honest, especially given the absolute state of Sony. But regardless, a true breath of fresh air. Time will tell if this is Mario quality good, but even as someone who generally finds Sony to be very off-putting, I will freely admit that this put a smile on my face. Hope the game turns out alright, this was by far the highlight of the presentation for me.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hero shooters
    >10 fromslop games
    Only good game was Astrobot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As usual Japan proves they're the only country that can make good games.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all they had to do was not shutdown Studio Japan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You better buy it day one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't, because I don't know if it'll be on PC or not. Frick nu-PlayStation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you want it you should buy it. Don't bother being pretentious and reddit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I was still a hardcore snoy I'd get it day one, no doubt. Blame Jimbo and Hulst for destroying the PlayStation brand and sending guys like me to PC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't b***h if they get shut down. As much as I despise Sony for shutting Japan Studio I also hate the homosexuals that praised them but never bought their games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I bought all of their games. But Asobi have not been enough to get me back into Playstation.
            The astrobot games have all been cool though.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I no longer give a damn about PlayStation or its studios since they started cucking out to PC. They can go out of business, for all I care.
            Astro bot does look soulful though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay

        can i have japan studio back if i do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, if Japan Studios doesn't exist anymore, then who's the dev team of this game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Team Asobi are Japan Studio remnants that didn't leave Sony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol everyone important left japan studio months before they closed it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically nobody is there. It's just a small amount of Japan Studios. The rest moved onto TVT studios and are making Ratatan which is a superior version of Ratatan thanks to Kickstarter funds. Only a matter of time before Freedom Wars and Ape Escape spiritual successors happen.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *Patapon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The rest moved onto TVT studios
            not really, a lot of Japan Studio is now working in Nintendo. As a big Patapon fan I have doubts with Ratatan, I liked more the vector graphics and this thing about being a rogelike worries me, but it may turn into a good game, music is soulful

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Freedom Wars
            this game was so fricking good, basically the only thing I played on my vita.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I JUST WANT A NEW APE ESCAPE, DAMN YOU.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a Spike Bot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And I desperately wish I hadn't found out about that, because now I'm fricking mad. I was all in on this game until it sneakily spat in my face. I hate Sony so goddamn much. Not even pirating it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'm suprised they weren't shut down during the PS4 era.
      Also PS3 Demon's Souls > PS5 Demon's Souls

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rescue Mission was better than any Mario game, so this will be great too.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOVL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MFW this new robot is literally just a new Sackboy
      I'm happy he exist, but it's still sad knowing what we've lost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sackboy is coming back with Mm, don't worry friend.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he isn't, the main man of Mm left after how Sony treated Dreams.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely think Ueda should sue for defamation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genuinely think Ueda should reveal his next goddamn game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trump lost member that?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would've stuck to VR

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now i want sony to make a star fox game.....anyone but nintendo please

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to sell like complete ass on PS5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only game that looked interesting to me in the presentation. I played through that Astro Bot pack-in game on my brother's PS5 and had a really fun time with it. Probably the only other PS5 exclusive I've seen that I actually want to play, shame I'll have to wait for a PC port or whenever the next time is that I visit my brother.

      Also this

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is literally just a Mario reskin

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, Astro Bot looks fricking sick. They really back-loaded the presentation with all the proper video games, huh.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao this is just a mario game. It even walks like mario.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yo is that killer bean

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New Astro Bot
    Based though now I have to go and finish the first PS5 game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie it's 2 hours long

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I say finish I mean 100% it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it look like a clone of Kirby and the Forgotten Land?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Nintentoddlers discovering platformers for the first time outside of Mario

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it confirmed that this is actually a full game and not another techdemo tier small thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full game. Team Asobi have been at it for a few years. It's GOTY, calling it now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They showed more bosses in the trailer than in the entirety of the tech demo so yes.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally someone that wants to challenge Mario and its Astro Bot of all things. Did not see that one coming.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killing your most original IP for some wall-e knockoff shit
    Fricking morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Media Molecule first for abandoning LBP in favor of Dreams.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        give me the sack shaker, sack thing. shake your sack booty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i also feel like the setting ang theme has run its course and not the best showcase of environments

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they gave sackboy his own platformer, and it flopped
      can't blame them for trying something else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like sackboy big adventure

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE GAME

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
    ps5 has no games

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    astros playroom is genuinely one of the best 3D platformers ever made so i am pretty excited for this

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're so back, astrobros

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >empty space
      Even Mario 64 had more interesting backgrounds

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy ass astro boy.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat redditbot saves playstation

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM ASTRO BOT

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best game shown was a 3D platformer

    *yawn* its getting kinda boring being the best genre of gaming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a ps4/5 it's worth buying Dreams just to play Trip's Voyage. Extremely high effort Mario Odyssey clone with three full levels.

      kami genre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the game shown in that webm?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          read homie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is an extremely hard genre to develop. So it's always exciting to see anyone having a go at it. This was definitely soulful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is an extremely hard genre to develop.
        no it isn't, indies do it all the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is from the Yo Noid 2 devs btw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been wanting to play this game for ever now, but it seems like they went completely silent. Are they still making this or not?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you know what it's called?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its called "the big catch"

              Kickstarter was very successful but ive been following them for a year and a half and theyve shown very little since but probably cause they are in the middle of development

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And rarely do they get it right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            off the top of my head, recent examples of indies getting 3d platformers right
            >Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
            >Corn Kidz 64
            >Orbo's Odyssey
            >Cavern of Dreams
            >Super Kiwi 64
            and for AA devs
            >Tchia
            >Solar Ash
            of course this thread is nothing but people crying that they aren't churning out annual Ape Escape sequels so of course nobody actually plays games that aren't spoonfed to them from childhood

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and Pseudoregalia of course

              >Yes
              all I needed

              [...]
              the bombrush gays are insufferable, frick them

              >fandom drama
              are you 12?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think was the major inspiration for bombrush? The answer may surprise you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
              >By extension Jet Set Radio
              >3D platformer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes anon, just because you move forward automatically and perform tricks doesn't stop it from being a 3d platformer. tony hawk games are platformers too. so is mirror's edge.

                What do you think was the major inspiration for bombrush? The answer may surprise you.

                ??? what

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If it's a platformers than goddamn Kingdom Hearts is a platformer, shut up zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What game do you think inspired the developers for bomb rush cyber fart the most 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really give a shit what you're trying to do here. Did they say in an interview it was something other than JSRF, and that upsets you? Who gives a shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I DON'T CARE
                How cute, that's why bum frick was forgotten instantly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol did I actually guess correctly? what a strange reason to seethe about a game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's well known, playing coy about it will only get you so far, just like it did team lizard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Life is a platformer, if you really think about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spergs out over someone calling a game a 3d platformer
                >literally didn't mention the game
                >look it up
                >its a 3d platformer
                You are autistic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up zoom zoom

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a platformer because...you jump on things
                I guess Doom is platformer too huh? And DMC

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a platformer, because the main deciding factor whether you win or lose, is if you can make jumps. The graffiti is the easy part.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it isn't, especially in the single player with paint being just as if not more important. It has nothing in common with actual platformers, especially for the era, when most of them were like Banjo.

                Stop pretending you know dick about video games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >especially in the single player
                Stop embarrassing yourself. Jet Set Radio doesn't have multiplayer. You literally can't win if you don't make the jumps, as majority of the paints are in elevated locations. Or across gaps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Getting real sick of your bullshit zoomie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I said Jet Set Radio. Not Jet Set Radio Future.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >push left on the stick
                >push right on the stick
                >graffiti completed
                WOW yeah that's such a challenge!! Quick question, how exactly do you get to the graffiti spots? Are all the graffiti spots just on the ground or do you maybe have to like... jump on stuff to get to them, jump over and around obstacles, maybe you lose progress if you fall?
                You're autistic. Shut the frick up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A challenge magically isn't a challenge anymore because I find it easy
                Holy shit frick off zoomie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>It's a platformer because...you jump on things
                >mentions Doom as an example

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you understood the point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do but I still find it funny that out of all the games to use, he used Doom, the one game you literally can't even jump in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up zoom zoom

                Claiming Jet Set Radio isn't a platformer is one of the most moronic things I ever heard. You clearly never seen gameplay of the game in your life. Or, you're just testing to see how absurd of a concept you can troll with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Article literally says it's not a platformer
                >Doubles down like a moron saying it is
                Typical zoomie refusing to admit he's wrong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Claiming tony hawk as a platformer is even dumber, jsr nor jsrf are platformers. You nintendo brained neo-platform gays don't know shit about video games. Shut the frick up already.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >of course this thread is nothing but people crying that they aren't churning out annual Ape Escape sequels so of course nobody actually plays games that aren't spoonfed to them from childhood

              Bomb rush, corn Kidz, and super kiwi are all based on other childhood games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't criticize people wanting sequels when most of these games are spiritual successors to most of those same games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I can because the people begging for sequels aren't playing these indie games that fulfill their need.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Astro's games are the only PS5 games I have a strong desire to play
    >They're probably the only ones that will never be ported to PC
    >His PS4 game is VR-only, and on the old PSVR that isn't getting PC support

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This new game will probably be ported on PC in either late 2025 or 2026, I highly doubt Sony is keeping any newly made PS5 game full exclusive again, they either last a year of so of exclusivity before porting to get some extra money, if Sackboy got ported I believe this can too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it on my friend's PS5. It's really not that good. Tons of annoying motion control shit.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kiddie shit
    fricking kekkk I hope it's another free demo because otherwise..

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was kind of hoping that they would give astro more of his own identity for his own game. Having a bunch of playstation hardware and references in game made sense for the hardware showcase, but as a standalone game it feels weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had that thought too.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like PS5 got its first game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It came packed in with its first game. This is the second.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like PS5 got its first game.
      ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still don't get what you're on about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PS5 has zero games. Its first one just got announced.
            Potential *, we'll see.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But they literally have 661 games according to

              >Looks like PS5 got its first game.
              ???

              And if you count PS4 as well because backward compatibility then they have 4005(only 6 PS4 games don't work on PS5 if I recall) games
              PS5 has games plenty. Why are you lying?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the second actually. They look fun enough btw.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kulche!

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japan Studio might be dead but Team Asobi is not a bad consolation.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer made me smile like a fricking idiot Based Astro saving video games

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ape escape reference was cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was insulting. Just make a new game, you fricking buttholes. Frick you for shoving your contempt in my face and expecting me to pog out about it. Frick you and die, Sony.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was a split second of joy seeing that before realization dawned that this is only a cameo and we aren't getting a new entry
        fricking sucks
        the parappa reference too caught me off guard
        also can't believe we saw uncharted again instead of jak and daxter, sucks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jak and daxter are referenced too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they did? frick i can't find the timestamp for it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you think they will be like costumes or temporary power ups?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the frick do i know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All the costumes in this screenshot are based on American Sony franchises

                They really want everyone to forget about Japan studios this much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                all the jap devs left long before japan studio was shut down

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parappa was in the trailer

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The astrobot tech demo was actually really fun so this will most likely rock. GOTY calling it now

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like one of those games with a dozen gimmick sections that take it away just as you start having fun with it.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not really interested in it but it was nice that it was not Overwatch/Dark Souls or a remake, even if it still does seem like it's banking on people liking its references to past games like a remake would.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations you can play Kirby on PlayStation now

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the first game anything like that?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PREORDER FROM JUNE 7TH
    THIS SHIT ISN'T FREE?

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how they dress it up, this shit is soulless and I haven't forgotten what they burned down to build this shit up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't bought a Playstation product since they were shut down. Not out of spite, but because they were the only studio making games and not walking simulators and movie games.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2 will be stacked with games like this.
    Yawn.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shilling in this thread is funny to realize people desperately want you to believe this is a good game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know whether or not this is a good game. I look at State of Plays as a very elaborate and embarrassing joke at this point. But I genuinely smiles when seeing this and think it looks soulful. Not going to buy a PS5 in order to play it though, I already do my gaming elsewhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the previous game is the only good game on ps5 and this looks to be the same but more and better, why would acknowledging this be shilling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was also 4 hours long, and existed purely as a tech demo and "love letter" to the Sony brand. And it was the last game Japan Studio made before they gut it and turned only into the "funny robot game" factory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have some respect. It's the highest selling game on the PS5.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How sad

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dare you yawn one more time homosexual

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bing bing wahoo is finally on playstation
    snoys will be cursed by Mario forever

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Astrobot sucks.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a full game? because that trailer was great.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Xbox make a new banjo kazooie now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Microsoft is too busy cutting their own wrists to make video games.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This look like Mario in the future. I hope there's a point to the game.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some Dream game ported to UE5. Soulless shiny slop. Ape Escape and Little Big Planet died for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it did. A cynical reference doesn't mean shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        knowing that some people from japan studio are currently at team asobi and they cant make a new ape escape, only references is certainly a feeling

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Million monkeys was dogshit so I don't know why you think they're even capable of making a good one.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, yes, it looks great I don't give a frick about the nu-Sony cameos, but the gameplay looks fun, kinda like old school Crash Bandicoot, Sony really needs to go back to their roots, also, Not a drop of ESG or homosexualry, might actually buy it if it comes to PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none of the astrobot games will ever have native pc ports, they all have control gimmicks, either VR or dualsense
      wait for emulation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh....welp, guess I won't play it, but I hope it's a great game, I still have fond memories of playing Naughty Dog Platformers on PS1 and PS2, I really want that for other kids/Autistic Teens, seriously Crash Bandicoot and Jak and Daxter games were some of the best I ever played

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >astrobot was the best game shown and it also looks the best in performance and art style

    pretty based. I am glad the PS5 is getting at least one new game soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dur pebba
      enema juice

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One person in the thread has mentioned the dualsense. It's the biggest gimmick Astro's Playroom has. You just don't know unless you've played it.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://blog.playstation.com/2024/05/30/astro-bot-arrives-on-ps5-september-6/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >over 80 levels
      >over 15 abilities
      >over 70 enemy types
      SOUL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a 3D platformer can make 70 new enemy types but dragons dogshit 2 can only make 1

        Holy frick im dying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please just be an actual exclusive and not $70.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that. I will gladly pay $70 for a full-sized Astro's game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I won't pay $70 for any video game.
          I'm not one of those gays that expects platformers to be cheaper for no reason, it's my favorite genre. $60 is fine. It's just that I will NEVER spend $70 on one (1) video game.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, a new IP that Sony will no doubt abandon like PaRappa the Rapper, LittleBigPlanet, Ape Escape, LocoRoco, Patapon, Gravity Rush and Modnation Racers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modnation Racers.
      Fricking mario kart is selling gangbusters and Sony just left that to rot for at least a decade at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MODNATION YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
        AA gaming is so fricking over bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Modnation Racers
      Man that was such a fun racer and was disappointed how quickly Sony let that die.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the trailer for this game. Nothing makes sense but honestly looks fun.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, i am sure this will be a good game, but let's not kid ourselves, it will not be a system seller.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know, and what sucks the most. At least, Bloodborne won't be lonely anymore.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the most soulful thing a aaa company has produced in 15+ years
    >every homosexual says it's soulless because it's ps5 exclusive
    this is why all we get is gacha games and battle passes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every homosexual says it's soulless because it's ps5 exclusive
      I'm actually seeing a mostly positive response, like pretty much everyone at least acknowledges this is the best part of the state of play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's soulless because it's filled muh epic references, and built on the body of Japan Studio.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the most soulful thing a aaa company has produced in 15+ years
      have a nice day. You don't play videogames and that is why you would think that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name a soullful AAA game

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad to see the PS5 getting a good game for once but seeing some of the classic PS references makes me sad at the same time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playroom gave me the same reaction. When I first loaded into the first area of the first level I'd picked I initially found the attention to detail in the references cute, then after a few seconds I realised that only one of the developers represented by them in that instance hadn't been shut down. Not enough to stop it from currently and sadly being the best game on the console, but it did sour the experience.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking forward to the 2024 goty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know they only let move games and open world shit win now.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shills are in full force this thread. There's no way some random anon quickly whipped up Ganker optimal webms already. Some marketing guy is dumping his pre-made material, and monitor the thread for wrong-think against Playstation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It takes less than a minute to make a webm moron kun, upgrade your pc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes time to get the footage, decide which parts are worth highlighting, and cut up the highlights. The find the optimal resolution and compression to get just under 4mb.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          click record in obs or rip it, takes 40 seconds. You're just bad at this and can't understand how people are better than you, so it must be some other factor.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks good, but it's sad that the safe cutesy robot design is probably mandated like everything else Sony is doing. Imagine a game like this with character design similar to the Ape Escape protagonists. It'd be fricking soul but we can't have that.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_Nintendo_Switch_video_games#List

    >Kirby and the Forgotten Land 7.52 million[8]

    Reminder that this won't sell more than this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care about sales so much you stupid tendie? I just want the game to be really good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Astros Playroom has sold 56m units btw

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASTRO's Playroom was the best PS5 game, and now ASTRO BOT will take up that mantle.
    This game looks like the best 3D platformer I've seen in a long time.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Mario Odyssey, but with Sony characters!

    Genuinely disrespectful.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I KNOW WHAT'LL SAVE THE PS5
    >ANOTHER TECH DEMO!

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already antishiling for fricking ASTRO BOT of all things
    Pathetic.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody's doing it

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astro Bot was the most popular game of the State of Play

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  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Box art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could be better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't find it on PSN.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the ps blog post

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 will finally have more than one game
    based

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game looks great, but I'd imagine the price will cause a moderate amount of seething.
    Also isn't it sad how team asobi are the only people at snoy who seem to care about playstation's legacy anymore? It makes sense when you realize most of the people working for them were a part of japan studio originally.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it still does the 'member dead IP?' stuff constantly
    oof. was hoping it'd have the confidence to stand on its own two feet

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 finally has a real full game
    I kneel Astro Bot.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will this even get a PC port, considering it'll likely need the PS5 controller to take full advantage of it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing how "popular" Astro's Playroom was, I doubt it would be worth it to port it to PC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not. At least the PoS5 will have one game to be remembered for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't rule it out but considering how these games are basically designed for the PS5 and the DualsenseI'm not quite sure how it'd work on PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't rule anything out, with the morons that have taken over PlayStation in the last 5 years.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related might be the only game that made me feel genuine childlike wonder and joy again. It's also bursting with soul so I'm beyond excited for this

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I add it to the list?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, even though it looks fun nobody should be expecting it to be a breakout hit. PlayStation is still fricked.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only unique model is from Ape Escape
      That's a cry for help right there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >referencing AE this hard
      this is either a tease, or they really are just homosexuals shoving it in our face this hard for no fricking reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sony has no care for AE other than parading its corpse remember their twitter feed during the anniversary?

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats snoys, you finally got a game to look forward to.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the only game I give a good goddamn about is the team asobi one. I assume all the developers are from Japan?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it. I'm no weeb but it's undeniable they're the only country who know how to make some damn vidya admist all these movies and e-sport shit.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Platformers are the best genre ever created and it's not up for debate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 2D yeah, in 3D frick no. the camera is still an issue in almost every single one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pull an example from a 22 year old game.
        >The camera was fine for the duration of the jump, and only got a little wonky after landing on flat ground, because it clipped into the nearby wall. Effectively not affecting the player in any real way.
        >Then proceeds to spend 10 seconds moving the camera around a small alcove for no fricking reason, when all he as to do is grab the coin and leave.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The constant references to other IP kind of dilutes and cheapens its identity, but it looks really fun. Any chance it will be ported to PC, or does the dualsense shit mean no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how a PC port would work. something like the pressure sensitivity of the triggers for example and the way it fights back like a bow just wouldn't work on a regular controller
      I guess they could make it only work with a PS5 controller on PC, but that sounds like a PR nightmare and would result in meager sales

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t really see how that would constitute a “PR nightmare”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because morons would buy the game on PC and then throw a fit when it doesn't work with their regular 360 controller, even though it would say on the store page 'it only works with a dualsense'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think a handful of spergs on xitter would make a blip on the PR radar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this game is a PS5 game
      >literally about the PS5 and all it's franchise, there's an actual PS5 in the game
      >ported to the PC
      i would laugh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PC beggar has entered the chat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My first time ever! Congrats to Sony for finally making a game that looks good! Sadly, not enough to make their console appealing in any regard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The constant references to other IP kind of dilutes and cheapens its identity
      Now do Super Smash Bros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is its whole identity, and it includes the character and levels wholesale, not the cheap little cosplays

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not the cheap little cosplays

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your whole game is mii costumes
            Thanks for making my point for me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't smash always "this is all Nintendo IPs fighting each other"
        was astrobot always "this is all Sony IPs together"?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Astrobot was always made with the intent to be "a celebration of the Playstation IP" which is why Playroom had that whole PS1-5 aesthetic, references to Sony owned studios included.
          So in a way you could call it Sony's modern answer to Smash spiritually.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the astro bot series started with Astrobot Rescue Mission
            which only had the dualshock and VR headset in the game

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tech demo is the best game
    >actualy it's the only exclusive game

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy for the PS5 to finally get a video game...four years into its lifespan.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looking forward to the chinese level

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go visit my little niece for Christmas
    >Get her Sackboys big Adventure
    >She puts it in the PS5
    >While she's waiting for updates and stuff, she puts on Astros Playroom
    >It's not like she just got the console recently, she legit plays it a lot.
    >Forgets about the game I just got her and just keeps playing Astro all day
    There's something in this little Robot

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be buying this game for my lil bro. He usually likes to come into my room and play the previous one occasionally. The characters are cute and it looks pretty fun.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best platformer 2024 locked

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time in awhile that I'm excited for a new PS5 game. Glad it's getting a physical release too

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't own a single Sony product but this was the only game in the live stream I wanted to play.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS SHE

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >missed the showcase due to work
    >start watching the showcase
    >every other game is meh
    >Astro actually looks fun
    Man, Astro is going to be SOVL.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astro Bot looks cool and all but will it be able to sell 59M copies like Astro's Playroom?

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gex for the playstation
    I will now buy your console

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda meta and sad how Astro is literally rescuing Playstation icons because they're forgotten and no one cares about them

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it actually looks KINO
    Well shit.

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