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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show gameplay

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't kill smurfs and colonize a planet
    In the trash, I'll just play the first game instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was this game any good?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly yes, it has two campaigns, one for the RDA, one for the na'vi. They each play different (TPS vs meelee combat) and have different stories, graphics were pretty good back then, there was also a fun multiplayer mode. Mind you, this was released a year after AssCreed 1. There was no Ubisoft Open World Tower games yet. This was just a fun game with open hubs/maps.
        I installed it again last month after the second movie came out. It's still pretty fun, and also pretty sad to see how little game design has developped since.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it was decently fun. It was basically a third person reskin of Far Cry 2, just less open world. But it had a branching story and you could choose to side with the humans or Navi. Humans let you use the mech suits and helicopters, Navi let you fly and ride various animals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        more fun than it had any right being

        Surprisingly yes, it has two campaigns, one for the RDA, one for the na'vi. They each play different (TPS vs meelee combat) and have different stories, graphics were pretty good back then, there was also a fun multiplayer mode. Mind you, this was released a year after AssCreed 1. There was no Ubisoft Open World Tower games yet. This was just a fun game with open hubs/maps.
        I installed it again last month after the second movie came out. It's still pretty fun, and also pretty sad to see how little game design has developped since.

        >graphics were pretty good back then
        I'm pretty certain it used the same engine as farcry 2, but actually had colour instead of being poop brown so you get to see how gorgeous that cryengine-lineage flora can get

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I choose the human faction and genocide the tall lanky smurfs? if not I'm not even pirating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, they confirmed it's only na'vi campaign this time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Their own website
          >https://www.ubisoft.com/en-au/game/avatar-frontiers-of-pandora
          >play as a Na’vi and embark on a journey across the Western Frontier, a never-before-seen part of Pandora. Explore a living and reactive world inhabited by unique creatures and new characters, and push back the formidable RDA forces that threaten it.
          Forgot elsewhere but I'm pretty sure it was confirmed in some interview after the initial trailer released. If the RDA was available like in the first game, they would advertise it and they would have shown it in the trailer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick man. I want to kill the smurfs and alien animals with a big jet powered mech that shoots an autocannon. Being some tree fricker with a bow sounds gay.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there any gameplay yet?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol, nope. It will be generic garbage that plays exactly like AC Valhalla/Far Cry 6/Ghost Recon Breakpoint and will bomb just like the movie just did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The movie didn't bomb

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how you look at it, it has made a lot of money, but not more than it cost to make. A non-profiting product could be considered a bomb.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's been out for 34 days and made 1.9 billion, seeth.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A2 is about to cross the 2 billion milestone just like the first one despite coming much later than its predecessor did. The fact is general curiosity and people being fatigued of capeshit and other genres helped it out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >movie hasn't made back its budget or become profitable because it cost literal billions to make
        >somehow this is "not a bomb"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That’s for all three movies total. Originally it was going to be one huge, long film before execs got Cameron to reel it in.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literal billions to make
          Not true, why are you homosexuals so invested in lying about Cameron's work?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how you look at it, it has made a lot of money, but not more than it cost to make. A non-profiting product could be considered a bomb.

      >movie hasn't made back its budget or become profitable because it cost literal billions to make
      >somehow this is "not a bomb"

      https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/

      cope, seethe, dilate, etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Breakpoint
      I wish, an RDA game with nu-GR shooting and tacticool dressup would be a major guilty pleasure.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I can create my own Avatar and fall in love with a blue cat woman waifu and level happily ever after?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No HFY, no buy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is fricking moronic
      Quarritch would never say that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he'd throw in some statements about low gravity making you soft and being turned into israelite-israelite beans.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        /misc/ has a lizards level of social awareness and understanding of human ethos. Its why they believe spending 14 hours, hunched over, in the dark and living on their parents income makes them the pinnacles of humanity.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is before /misc/ had anything approaching prominence, dude. This is HFY, which is just people embarrassingly fantasizing over humanity being special in a vast uncaring universe.

          that said avatar being borderline luddite in jerking off the na'vi's ONENESS WITH NATURE really rubbed me the wrong way

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You fundamentally misunderstand HFY. It's a direct reaction to the Cosmic Horror "muh vast uncaring universe" cliches. It quickly became a cliche of its own, but it is not ignorant of cosmic horror in any way. The entire premise is "Humans don't actually suck like commonly portrayed, we're actually pretty amazing when you think about it".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >words words words words
      Some soft overweight neckbeard wrote that shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched Avatar last week and was surprised when this speech wasn't in the movie. Could have sworn this was really in the movie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        avatar would never have genuine passion about anything that isn't "nature sure is pretty"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love the seethe this image constantly generated for almost a decade
      Even to this day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny part is that they KNEW people would sympathize with the humans if it was just another 'fight for resources' story, so instead they made it about mercenary's personal vendetta and whale poachers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They still stepped in it. Instead of the whale meat being delicious or something like that they had the reason they are hunted because their brain oil stops aging in humans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Funniest thing is that the brain juice was supposed to be what, $60 million per vial? Each torpedo probably costs $5 million. the speedboat, ship and sub rental? probably $30 million per expedition.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it costs 100.000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            but you have no idea what 60 million is worth in the movie

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do Avatar movies make billions of dollars is one of those mysteries I would never know.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest, I think most people just want to play as a Marine is Space Vietnam. An open world guerrilla simulator? Dynamic Na'vi ambushes and assaults on human FOB's? Launch combat recon patrols and target villages with napalm? A squad of likeable troops to lead? Yea, that'd be kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to bring a Navi girl to earth and turn her into my sex slave

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        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          these movies are comedies right? Im not meant to take this shit seriously I hope
          >they have human facial expressions
          >but also cat ones 🙂

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            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh my bad lol they're completely original alien concepts that aren't just the ideas of a 12 year cameron who saw an episode of star trek once

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Especially the 2nd movie had many cases of 'writer's poorly disguised fetish'

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            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              lol. billion dollar franchise btw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Looks pretty good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah any bathroom stall doodle can look good if you put hundreds of millions of dollars into animating it. Doesnt make the base concept any good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is the movie that " looks real" to people?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                still looks like shit

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                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not shifting my opinion at all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats the worst looking one yet

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                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                is this movie released in 3D i can watch it in my VR headset

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not yet, I dont know if this one will, but I think the first did.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i hope so i know the multiverse of madness got one gonna check it out soon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking despise these digusting looking ayylmaos

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                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                gato sexo

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ubisoft operates at 10x the budget of other studios
    >Nobody buys their games
    I gladly supported Ubisoft until their GAAS phase. As an offline player (console) their single player games went against the gaming trends.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that tummy
    broes

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The first game was fun, but the story was so one finished. You could Plaza human and then betray the other humans, but then have key bosses that you killed early come back to life in later cut scenes. I don’t think Ubisoft tested their game before release.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A spacefaring civilisation not roflstomping some tribals is really dumb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh the tech humans use in avatar is pretty primitive for someone who can travel at ftl speeds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Upload yourself into a lab-grown alien body" is pretty impressive.
        Also they're barely FTL, they freeze themselves to travel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh the tech humans use in avatar is pretty primitive for someone who can travel at ftl speeds

      In lore, it's actually that the RDA is limited by transnational treaties so even though they could glass Pandora, all governments on Earth would go against them if they did.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think he means that their small arms are fricking archaic in a timeline where FTL exists

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yeah, not unfair. But at the same time between the Renaissance and now (400-600 years) we've kept the same method for weaponry. I can believe 120 years from now (in the lore), humans still use projectile weapons.Besides biological warfare, I haven't seen any innovation in weapon's tech, only advancements in current tech.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, we have lasers and shit today. Turns out they're just more expensive and less efficient than hurling a bit of sharp metal at someone.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How much do you think going FTL costs in gas? several quadrillion I bet

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They sure burned a lot of rocket fuel just to land their ships. Probably more than there exists on Earth today in that one scene.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >sending the equivalent of a small human city costs a lot
              >therefore we should spend as much on a single merc's equipment

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It would be like landing a force on mars today armed with flintlocks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do you expect the amoebas and bacterias on Mars to resist our flintlocks?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't actually that far off from what could happen. If you're sending a completely self-sufficient unit somewhere for YEARS, and into unknown territory, you want them to be able to feasibly repair their gear themselves and avoid as many points of failure as possible. So maybe not flintlocks, but they'd probably get something mechanically simple like AK47.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the conflict was that resource was low on earth and that the humans are basically the UNSC

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >resource was low
          Not exactly, in the first movie the mineral is about room-temperature superconductors that will help the energy crisis. Besides energy, Earth is fine. The second movie is silly about it though.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing is saving ubisoft at this point they literally couldn't prostitute themselves out to other companies better download and crack anything ubisoft you own cause their launcher will be gone soon

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can start posting anything about the game anytime now OP.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It might die honestly. Ubishit isn't exactly a quality development studio anymore.
    They should've just plagiarized Halo Wars and make it a casual RTS.

    Maybe Ferngully in Spehss would actually have been culturally impactful.

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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      sex with reef bawd

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        Anonymous
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  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That would be kino to watch it in VR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you just want to fap to slender blue women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I do that?

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  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At the start of the first movie you had this imposing scene where a human airship first appeared and forest people had to run away because their arrows were just bouncing off metal and reinforced glass.
    How come they just keep piercing that glass with arrows later and basically oneshot every pilot?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Eywa told them the type of material they could use to pierce that glass.

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      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >oh shit he's pulling back on his bow for several seconds, I can't just squeeze a trigger in 0.03 seconds to end him, Ill just watch as he kills me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >him

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Dilate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he needed to rev up the minigun first you noob

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plot convenience?

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    Anonymous

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