Saving Final Fantasy

"I'll never rest until I've rid the world of that accursed Yoshitpiss! Its very existence is a blasphemy!"

"Yoshitpiss is a cancer, and I'm the only one who can cut it out. I'll make sure it's a slow and agonizing death."

"I've got a score to settle with Yoshitpiss. It's going to regret the day it was born."

"I don't care what it takes, I'll stop at nothing to eliminate Yoshitpiss. It's my mission, my duty, my honor."

"The world needs a hero to take down Yoshitpiss, and that hero is me. I won't rest until the job is done."

"I'll show Yoshitpiss what it means to be a true warrior. I'll take it down, no matter what it takes."

"I've lost count of how many people Yoshitpiss has destroyed. But I'll make
sure it pays for every single one."

"I'll never back down from a fight, especially when it's against Yoshitpiss. I'll
take it down, no matter what."

"Yoshitpiss is a monster, and monsters get taken down by heroes like me."

"I don't care if Yoshitpiss is invincible or has an army of minions at its disposal. I'll take them all down and still come out on top."

"I've dedicated my life to killing Yoshitpiss. It's the only thing that gives me purpose."

"I'll never forgive Yoshitpiss for what it's done to this world. And I'll make sure it pays for its crimes."

"I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, and I'll use them all to take down Yoshitpiss."

"The people of this world deserve better than to live in fear of Yoshitpiss.
And I'm the one who's going to give them that chance."

"Yoshitpiss may be powerful, but I'm more powerful than it could ever hope
to be."

"I'll make sure Yoshitpiss knows the meaning of fear before I kill it. It's
going to be a long and painful demise."

"I've got no qualms about taking out Yoshitpiss in front of its minions or
innocent civilians. Justice has no morals."

"When I'm done with Yoshitpiss, the world will finally know peace again.
And I'll be the one standing victorious, ready to take on whatever challenges come next."

- Jack Garland

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the yoshidder is a cancer
    AND I AM THE BARBER'S BLADE

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that real? I feel like there must be some graphics setting frickery, that's the most impressive glow-up I've seen so far

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elezen in general got a massive upgrade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it's real, but the character is angled so that lighting is intentionally terrible in the left image

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woops and his discord friends are leaking shit again

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine hacking apart the Piss family with a buster sword

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zero hype

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember Jack saying that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bazzy hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is no Barry, take meds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't say Barry..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep. he's stumplin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshitpiss shitposter isn't Barry

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow won

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to explore the new continent

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    femroes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here ya go friend.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...is the joke that they belong in the kitchen?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The joke is femroes are built like refrigerators

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yet you check refrigerator daily. Curious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whoa momma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't deal with their faces and fridge shoulders.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she cuter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xiv players will look at this and cream their pants
        HAAHAHA, you homosexuals are no better than the wowchuds lmao

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else looking forward to seizuremaxxing when every dungeon is double Viper DPS?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not having everyone else's visual effects turned off

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about YoshiP but ff14 players, you're a ff14 player larping.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she cute

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ffhiv sucks

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >middies won
    >elezen fricking won
    >femras got ayylmaoed
    >miqotes got fricked
    >vieras got regally fricked
    >thighlanders look 35 yo and ready to sttle down
    >no one gives a frick about lala and hroths
    This just about sums it up, Yoshida's done it. He saved the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >miqotes got fricked
      Yes.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how troons started hating this guy after he resurrected the mess that FFXIV was at launch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Troons love him for making their holy land albeit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expansion has been ignored by most people that players are now larping as Barry daily
    >still doesn't get any attention
    Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this is definitely a different guy. He spends his days making Yoshitpiss prompts for ChatGPT and posting schizo threads

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is so dead and its' expansion is so dead on arrival that there are daily threads on Ganker about how dead it is
    grim...

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really saved Final Fantasy by letting it end on a high note, instead of whatever garbage 13 and 15 were.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I've bankrupted a studio! With my mind!

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