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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaman

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently downloaded some russian bootleg copy of this game that had all the cutscenes replaced with videos of chicks washing cars
    Played it on acid and thought those were the actual cutscenes, shit was great

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silver Surfer
    or
    T-1000

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SKELETON MAN
    >SKELETOOON MAAAAAAAAAAN

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coca-cola mon

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEPISSSS BOYSS LETS GOO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killyou Warrabbit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got high last night and had a nitro Pepsi. It's so frickin smooth. I feel like Pepsiman would appreciate it, even if most consumers can't. It isn't flat, you fricks, the bubbles are cute and small.
    Anyway, that dude modding Pepsiman into everything is pretty cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is nitro pepsi
      is this some weird viral shilling
      can I get this in the UK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pepsi made with nitrogen rather than normal carbonation. The bubbles are teeny tiny, it's smooth as hell but a lot of people complain it just seems like flat Pepsi. They don't get it, man.
        Ever have a canned Guinness? It's like that. Even has the plastic widget.
        No idea if it's US exclusive, but it might be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes like flat Pepsi and the only thing going for it is the novelty of it bubbling like Guinness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this isn't a straight up advertisement I don't know what is. Who the frick pays a israelite tax for tiny bubbles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the bubbles are cute and small.
      WHY IS THIS SO FRICKING FUNNY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the bubbles are cute and small.
      but are they funny?
      this is important

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you dude. It doesn't TASTE like flat Pepsi, it IS flat Pepsi. You don't FEEL the bubbles or taste the carbonation.

      What it tastes like is fricking coke icee. That frothy foam flavor that doesn't at all taste like coke, THATS what it tastes like. It's flat as frick even for nitro, it tastes like foamy froth, it admittedly feels creamy and smooth, but it's not Pepsi. It's real name should've been Pepsi flat foam

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEP-SEMEN

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex

      If you picked up and shook pepsiwoman really vigorously, would she swell up and burst from the excess carbonation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dumb motherfricker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not hearing a no.
          imagine her moaning as her taut body crrrks and fizzes, getting tighter and firmer as the pressure builds to explosive levels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sex

      Now give her mints.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I bet she'd love a good refreshing breath mint... or three or four even, haha.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking unf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        uh-oh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >let me draw pepsiwoman, she's hot and my style can be raw and sexy
      >Now all I need is a small piece of pepsiwoman iconography to tie the piece together
      And he chose a fricking strawberry? Should've been a lemon, or a diet can

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She look like she picked by mojaheds and soon be executed.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spritegirl

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5-hour energy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gort

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool spot

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is your name DRINK! by any chance?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    game was actually fun
    main theme is still playing in my head occasionally

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Captain Coke?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PAPA

      I'm starting to hate you. DON'T YOU DARE RUIN PEPSIMAN, YOU HARPY!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >created one of the most iconic brand mascot for drinks ever
    >never used ever again
    pepsiman need to come back. I want pepsiman 2 sequel.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COLA GUY

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PAPA

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Now give her mints.

      god imagine the fricking frothy pressure buildup

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PEPSIMAAAAAANNNNN~~!!!!!!
    Sequel when?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had not drank pepsi in ages but recently I saw pepsi max mango and I bought a can.
    holy frick this is the nectar of the gods and I'm worried I might actually get addicted to this .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait till you try actual fresh mango juice
      god, i want another vacation in vietnam

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KAMEN RIDER BUILD RABBITTANK SPARKLING FORM

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, isn't that cannibalism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Illuminaughty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      V/H/S/99 loocks sick

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit it's bipsiman!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bepis Mensch

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pepsi/coke fricked up my liver.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are not supposed to drink 10 cans a day

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HATO trannies will never get Funke Monke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      coca cola is back, you don't have to pretend to like it anymore
      chernogolovka cola is ok though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this one of those NTR scams

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NTR scams

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        God I want to be NTR scammed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ntr scam
          >you want to be ntr'd but the scammer trick you into not ntr'd

          >Scammer advertises to NTR you while you watch
          >You're ready and sitting at the chair while your wife is wondering what she's doing
          >Scammer places a table in front of you and her
          >Scammer places a vase with roses in them
          >Scammer lights up a romantic candle
          >Scammer turns off the lights
          >Scammer places lobster dinner for both you and your wife
          >Scammer plays romantic violin in the background without saying anything
          >You and your wife had a romantic dinner and night
          >Had romantic sex
          >Scammer closes the door on both of you
          >Takes the payment with a smile
          >"What the frick just happened? He was supposed to frick my wife while I watch"
          >Wife: "Looks like you got scammed."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ntr scam
        >you want to be ntr'd but the scammer trick you into not ntr'd

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, would there be heroes for other pepsi products?

    Like, there's a mountain dew man isn't there. 7up man who may or may not be cool spot. Mug man. I can imagine a sentai bubbly group or just have them be sexy girls like pepsiwoman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mount&Do Man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like mountain dew man has to be a hick or a shine runner.

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