I recently downloaded some russian bootleg copy of this game that had all the cutscenes replaced with videos of chicks washing cars
Played it on acid and thought those were the actual cutscenes, shit was great
I got high last night and had a nitro Pepsi. It's so frickin smooth. I feel like Pepsiman would appreciate it, even if most consumers can't. It isn't flat, you fricks, the bubbles are cute and small.
Anyway, that dude modding Pepsiman into everything is pretty cool.
Pepsi made with nitrogen rather than normal carbonation. The bubbles are teeny tiny, it's smooth as hell but a lot of people complain it just seems like flat Pepsi. They don't get it, man.
Ever have a canned Guinness? It's like that. Even has the plastic widget.
No idea if it's US exclusive, but it might be.
Frick you dude. It doesn't TASTE like flat Pepsi, it IS flat Pepsi. You don't FEEL the bubbles or taste the carbonation.
What it tastes like is fricking coke icee. That frothy foam flavor that doesn't at all taste like coke, THATS what it tastes like. It's flat as frick even for nitro, it tastes like foamy froth, it admittedly feels creamy and smooth, but it's not Pepsi. It's real name should've been Pepsi flat foam
>let me draw pepsiwoman, she's hot and my style can be raw and sexy >Now all I need is a small piece of pepsiwoman iconography to tie the piece together
And he chose a fricking strawberry? Should've been a lemon, or a diet can
I had not drank pepsi in ages but recently I saw pepsi max mango and I bought a can.
holy frick this is the nectar of the gods and I'm worried I might actually get addicted to this .
>ntr scam >you want to be ntr'd but the scammer trick you into not ntr'd
>Scammer advertises to NTR you while you watch >You're ready and sitting at the chair while your wife is wondering what she's doing >Scammer places a table in front of you and her >Scammer places a vase with roses in them >Scammer lights up a romantic candle >Scammer turns off the lights >Scammer places lobster dinner for both you and your wife >Scammer plays romantic violin in the background without saying anything >You and your wife had a romantic dinner and night >Had romantic sex >Scammer closes the door on both of you >Takes the payment with a smile >"What the frick just happened? He was supposed to frick my wife while I watch" >Wife: "Looks like you got scammed."
So, would there be heroes for other pepsi products?
Like, there's a mountain dew man isn't there. 7up man who may or may not be cool spot. Mug man. I can imagine a sentai bubbly group or just have them be sexy girls like pepsiwoman
PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Cocaman
I recently downloaded some russian bootleg copy of this game that had all the cutscenes replaced with videos of chicks washing cars
Played it on acid and thought those were the actual cutscenes, shit was great
Silver Surfer
or
T-1000
SKELETON MAN
>SKELETOOON MAAAAAAAAAAN
Coca-cola mon
PEPISSSS BOYSS LETS GOO
Killyou Warrabbit
I got high last night and had a nitro Pepsi. It's so frickin smooth. I feel like Pepsiman would appreciate it, even if most consumers can't. It isn't flat, you fricks, the bubbles are cute and small.
Anyway, that dude modding Pepsiman into everything is pretty cool.
wtf is nitro pepsi
is this some weird viral shilling
can I get this in the UK
Pepsi made with nitrogen rather than normal carbonation. The bubbles are teeny tiny, it's smooth as hell but a lot of people complain it just seems like flat Pepsi. They don't get it, man.
Ever have a canned Guinness? It's like that. Even has the plastic widget.
No idea if it's US exclusive, but it might be.
It tastes like flat Pepsi and the only thing going for it is the novelty of it bubbling like Guinness
If this isn't a straight up advertisement I don't know what is. Who the frick pays a israelite tax for tiny bubbles?
>the bubbles are cute and small.
WHY IS THIS SO FRICKING FUNNY
>the bubbles are cute and small.
but are they funny?
this is important
Frick you dude. It doesn't TASTE like flat Pepsi, it IS flat Pepsi. You don't FEEL the bubbles or taste the carbonation.
What it tastes like is fricking coke icee. That frothy foam flavor that doesn't at all taste like coke, THATS what it tastes like. It's flat as frick even for nitro, it tastes like foamy froth, it admittedly feels creamy and smooth, but it's not Pepsi. It's real name should've been Pepsi flat foam
PEP-SEMEN
If you picked up and shook pepsiwoman really vigorously, would she swell up and burst from the excess carbonation?
You dumb motherfricker
I'm not hearing a no.
imagine her moaning as her taut body crrrks and fizzes, getting tighter and firmer as the pressure builds to explosive levels
Now give her mints.
Yeah, I bet she'd love a good refreshing breath mint... or three or four even, haha.
fricking unf
uh-oh
>let me draw pepsiwoman, she's hot and my style can be raw and sexy
>Now all I need is a small piece of pepsiwoman iconography to tie the piece together
And he chose a fricking strawberry? Should've been a lemon, or a diet can
sex
She look like she picked by mojaheds and soon be executed.
Spritegirl
5-hour energy
Gort
PSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
cool spot
Is your name DRINK! by any chance?
game was actually fun
main theme is still playing in my head occasionally
Is that Captain Coke?
Imagine the sex
I'm starting to hate you. DON'T YOU DARE RUIN PEPSIMAN, YOU HARPY!
>created one of the most iconic brand mascot for drinks ever
>never used ever again
pepsiman need to come back. I want pepsiman 2 sequel.
COLA GUY
PAPA
god imagine the fricking frothy pressure buildup
PEPSIMAAAAAANNNNN~~!!!!!!
Sequel when?
I had not drank pepsi in ages but recently I saw pepsi max mango and I bought a can.
holy frick this is the nectar of the gods and I'm worried I might actually get addicted to this .
wait till you try actual fresh mango juice
god, i want another vacation in vietnam
KAMEN RIDER BUILD RABBITTANK SPARKLING FORM
Wait, isn't that cannibalism?
Illuminaughty.
V/H/S/99 loocks sick
holy shit it's bipsiman!
Bepis Mensch
Pepsi/coke fricked up my liver.
You are not supposed to drink 10 cans a day
HATO trannies will never get Funke Monke
coca cola is back, you don't have to pretend to like it anymore
chernogolovka cola is ok though
is this one of those NTR scams
>NTR scams
God I want to be NTR scammed
>Scammer advertises to NTR you while you watch
>You're ready and sitting at the chair while your wife is wondering what she's doing
>Scammer places a table in front of you and her
>Scammer places a vase with roses in them
>Scammer lights up a romantic candle
>Scammer turns off the lights
>Scammer places lobster dinner for both you and your wife
>Scammer plays romantic violin in the background without saying anything
>You and your wife had a romantic dinner and night
>Had romantic sex
>Scammer closes the door on both of you
>Takes the payment with a smile
>"What the frick just happened? He was supposed to frick my wife while I watch"
>Wife: "Looks like you got scammed."
>ntr scam
>you want to be ntr'd but the scammer trick you into not ntr'd
So, would there be heroes for other pepsi products?
Like, there's a mountain dew man isn't there. 7up man who may or may not be cool spot. Mug man. I can imagine a sentai bubbly group or just have them be sexy girls like pepsiwoman
>Mount&Do Man
I feel like mountain dew man has to be a hick or a shine runner.