Sebulba, Samus.

Sebulba, Samus.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >30 minute infodump out of nowhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie that was 5 mins at best, holy frick you have the attention span of a fricking slug

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker is suddenly defending cutscenes in metroid
        Well this board is done

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cutscenes are fine. It's when cinematic elements blend into gameplay like walking and talking when it becomes a problem. Cutscenes can be skipped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >make moronic statement
          >get called out
          >woooow, I can't believe you're defending cutscenes!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie suddenly desperate to prove himself as "old"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His voice was nice. I could listen to him talk for hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its like 3 minutes tops wat

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arigato, Exposition Beak

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Samus had the same body proportion of her armor, she would be hotter, i mean look at that butt and those hips, compared the zerosuit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a midget torso with lifts and arm extensions to fill out the suit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your game has the pace of a slug nintentroony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that would just make the ass on her suit bigger, right?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tamush Arah

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ASHKAR BEHEK

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You must continue the Mawkin bloodline, my dau- I mean Samus Aran

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally about to go kick his ass
      >STILL committed to the bit
      was it autism?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >rips off his own wing after the other gets shot off
        Autism or not, I've gotta give him credit, he's great with the theatrics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His tongue looks like his dick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *unzips corkscrew dick*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Samus had a fun childhood living with Chozo? Considering all the Chozo are old fricks I cant imagine she had any peers her own age to hang out with.
    probably nothing but warrior training then meditation or something lame like tending to a garden.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah training her dicky to take big bird wiener every night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like she had plenty of fun just hanging out on the surface of Zebes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fully sympathise with Raven Beak wanting a Samus daughterfu

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Samus was the Metroid all along

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I backtracked all the way from fricking Ghavoran to his room in Ferenia after Ilun and he wasn’t there 0/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >missing the part where he got X'd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping for a secret boss or something
        He really was Exposition Beak

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    samus has nice hips

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thamus*

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bird language sounds like spanish.
    what did nintendo mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asian ignorance of European culture. It's the same reason anglogermcucks suck at European history and pronunciations.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ignorance
        *indifference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was told chozo is just broken japanese words, and that it only sounds spanish because the VAs were spanish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The male VAs have English names. Samus is voiced by a Spaniard, though.
        Chozo language doesn't sound like Spanish at all, they just talk with Japanese/Spanish phonetics (both share like 90% of their phonemes).

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he able to resist the X parasite? Why did the X parasite turn off her Metroid rage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking speedwatchers, I swear.
      The Metroid DNA took so long to manifest because of Samus' Thoha DNA, and when she absorbs RobeX she gets a massive amount of Thoha DNA which suppresses the Metroid again. There's a number of ideas about why he was able to maintain control, from the controlling nature of the Thoha, to their pacifism, to the X just wanting to stop that last Metroid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great, that means she’s gonna be a frickin’ nerd in the sequel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Samus was always a nerd tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Both X and Metroids run on Aeion energy.

        Mawkin are science-warriors who make weapons out of Aeion energy. They created the Metroids.

        Thoha are science-mages who figure out how to manipulate Aeion energy and use it for constructive purposes. They control the Metroids.

        Samus spends the whole game absorbing Mawkin tech and energy, eventually gets all Metroided out after absorbing Raven Beak's Hyper Beam.

        Quiet Robe-X retains his original identity thanks to his unmatched ability to control Aeion, and allows the X to be absorbed by Samus. This gives her the Aeion control needed to fricking chill out with her fully realized Metroid powers.

        Not that hard to follow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Metroid made by the Thoha have nothing to do with aeion energy. It was the mutation of the Metroid by the Aeion energy on sr388 that caused them to lose control to begin with. It's specifically the energy that the Thoha can't control.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollow Knight seems so mediocre and bland compared to Dread

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was not expecting Samus to reply back in the same language

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my exact thought was "where is that female voice coming from-? oh shit!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And holy shit it was so cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? She was raised by Chozo dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was expecting her to be silent through the entire game or speaking whichever language you got the same set on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What languages do you think would result in QR leaving her to die on the planet? I think if she started yammering in Brazilian or any kind of Chinese he'd just consider it a win.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone made a Samus version of that "Kirby is fricking pissed" drawing yet?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sebulba, Samoose
    Fixed

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Bird was about to Nuke sr388 before Raven beak fricked everything
    Runs in the blood I guess.
    Interesting How they set the timeline here, with metroid maker making the Second game and the creation of metroids seem like a short time ago. And he knows about samus so she seems to have gotten popular around the fed times and after zero mission, or quiet robe is a zebesian.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly the best call to make. No fricking way do you ever want someone trying to resettle a planet that had shit like Metroids, or X, or high level Phazon corruption. All it takes is one that you happened to miss and they're back in business.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like seebooba samus!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I = ana
    >you = ata
    >the = ili
    >is = sen
    >power = olmen
    >Raven Beak = Ashkar Behek
    >Samus Aran = Thamus Arlan
    >Metroid = Mathruid
    >X = Eris

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what does Samus do on her days off?

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