>sells 10 million. >all previous games sell less than 3 million

>sells 10 million
>all previous games sell less than 3 million
This was the moment Souls was lost to reddit normalgays

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like the moment they finally put out a game worth paying for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sells 10 million
      >m-muh popular le bad reddit game
      Frick off, Ds3 is good and Im tired pretending it isn't

      >best souls game sells the most
      I'm flabbergasted

      this

      >4 fricking redditors in the thread already
      Ganker should just auto-ban if you have reddit cookies, it would improve the site immeasurably and get rid of these Zoomers who have never played a game older than 2015

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to my local vidya store to buy this but they were out so I bought Nioh instead. Best decision of my life, frick souls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nioh is shovelware go make a thread about it so it can die immediately morongay

      https://i.imgur.com/es9HMyX.jpg

      >sells 10 million
      >all previous games sell less than 3 million
      This was the moment Souls was lost to reddit normalgays

      DS3 is riddled with positive reviews by PC virgins that browse reddit.

      Souls should have stayed on console

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    baby's first game is dark souls 1

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They sold out to the lowest common denominator.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sells 10 million
    >m-muh popular le bad reddit game
    Frick off, Ds3 is good and Im tired pretending it isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Take the worst parts of DS1 and DS2 while leaving all the good parts
      DS3 is the worst thing from has ever released. People only like it for the pretty graphics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats, this is the dumbest and most forced post I've read on Ganker today

        >Dont have to level Endurance because the game gives you all the stamina you need right at SL1
        >Dont have to level vitality because you can fast roll without compromise all the way up to 69.9% and armor is useless anyway so whatever
        >Your starting classes give you the best weapons in the game, either the Longsword or twinblades, so that covers your weapon requirements
        >Game railroads you from one area to the next with zero possibility of ever getting lost or wandering into high level areas.
        >You're just upgrading your damage numbers to relatively do the same amount of damage against tougher enemies in the next zone making progression nothing but a numbers check illusion.
        >Every weapon handles the same. So you'll be weightlessly twirling around on a dime with an ultra great sword the same as you would with a dagger because asking players to learn how to play the game is asking way too much.

        Could they have made this game anymore moron proof? This is no longer a series where you outsmart your opponent and overcome a wide variety of puzzling scenarios that make you think like an adventurer. It's no longer a series where you carefully observe your surroundings and watch for traps, ganks, ambushes. You don't have to because you'll roll roll roll again and again and again...and again and again all while doing your le cuhhhrazy R1 spam and anime weapon art that the kiddies just love. Thats what games they make now. And it all started here. You starting to see why Swamp Roll 3 is casual as frick?

        >anons say this ignorant shit without any context of the game being MADE for linearity
        You fricking disingenuous mouth-breathers dont deserve the same air as me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >game being MADE for linearity
          So it's good because it's supposed to be bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely isn't. Might be worse in the series. Depends on the later look on ER.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my boy
      DS3 was a great ending to the series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im with you anon. I liked it the most out of all of them. The older ones just feel too janky now. They aged like milk and look ugly now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >magic is lost when normies play it
    No. Magic is lost when the devs kneel and cater to them. Elden Ring did not kneel, nor cater. You're just a sensitive loser who thinks he's cooler or elevated among gamers for playing unpopular games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Elden Ring did not kneel, nor cater.
      Dude. This might be the most delusional thing I heard on Ganker in months.

      Speak for yourself homosexual, I've been playing online recently since the servers came back up and been having so much fun
      >First time bleed build and having fun using a big cool scythe
      >Encounters with invaders have been funny and even wholesome at times
      >Even if I get my shit pushed in I still have an honorable opponent
      Yep... I'm home.

      I heard that the servers were down for months, but that sounds too ridiculous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >FUN?? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
        Yes you jaded homosexual. Go back to Bloodborne or DS2 instead of complaining about this game all the fricking time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it didn't cater
          >it objectively did
          >BUT IT WAS FUN YOU FRICKING CHUD GO BACK TO ACTUALLY GOOD GAMES

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he actually is a snoygay/ds2 contrarian
            Lol. Lmao even. While you're sitting here screeching on Ganker to deaf ears I'll be having my 9th run with an unique twist in what weaponry I've wanted to use (I'm thinking Greatbows this time)
            I think it's time you grow up and realise people have fun and different tastes than you moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        List 5 examples. Remember: ER only added maybe one mechanic not seen previously in the "series"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >List 5 examples
          Broken summons
          Weapons so broken they can skip hardest bosses in the game with no upgrades
          Broken arts
          Waypoints
          Smallest focus on the stats in entire series
          Absolutely no environment hazards

          Etcetc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Absolutely no environment hazards
            Never played Elder Ring, is this true? Would be very disappointed of Fromsoft if it was

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There’s one right at the start if you beat the opening boss as well as some false floors and poison/rot lakes, but that’s it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's way more than that, you're full of shit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. Unfortunately the open world format allows you to run massive circles over any danger you see and the game never boxes you in a trap filled environment. It's just not a thing.
              Even the most normie shills grumble about last area in the game which you can just fly through on horseback start to finish and you won't miss anything.

              I recently went through Sen's Fortress in DS1 and I was shocked how much I seethed at it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Completely untrue, tons of minor and major dungeons have environmental hazards.

                Crawl back to discord troon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have a chariot that goes back and forth copy pastes over nearly identical dungeons woooohoooo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's just one of the obstacles, even if you ignore how it is used in different ways each time. You are literally full of shit if you say there's absolutely none, or not enough. There's shittons.

                Frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's just one of the obstacles, even if you ignore how it is used in different ways each time. You are literally full of shit if you say there's absolutely none, or not enough. There's shittons.

                Frick off.

                >back to discord
                >frick off
                you're a feminine loser dumbfrick lmao. How's thay social anxiety gay?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Broken summons
            Co-op always existed. Summons are the same.
            >Weapons so broken they can skip hardest bosses in the game with no upgrades
            Elaborate
            >Broken arts
            Every Souls game had broken spells
            >Waypoints
            Dishonest
            >Smallest focus on the stats in entire series
            No, that would be Bloodborne.
            >Absolutely no environment hazards
            Horrifically dishonest.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Summons are the same.
              I have yet to meet a cooperator that has 10 000+ HP.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah just ones who never get hit or brought healing magic. Humans can play far better than summons, summons are just always there and compensate for AI shortcomings with stats. It is merely easier to get carried by summons in ER than it is get summon carried in older titles.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself homosexual, I've been playing online recently since the servers came back up and been having so much fun
    >First time bleed build and having fun using a big cool scythe
    >Encounters with invaders have been funny and even wholesome at times
    >Even if I get my shit pushed in I still have an honorable opponent
    Yep... I'm home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big cool scythe
      >Wholesome
      >Honorable
      >I'm home
      You were never there in the first place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I played before the servers got shut down you massive homosexual, you posting that screenshot doesn't mean a thing when I clipped from 5m away from some laggy c**t's straight sword

        Not everyone has had troll experiences or been a gigantic minmax gank dickhead like you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Minmax invading or ganking is so unfun. I wouldn't ever enjoy it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I played before the servers shut down
          Good for you, zoom zoom. I don't care. The fact that you assume so much off of no proof just makes tou look like an assblasted child.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >proof that i had fun
            Wow aren't you a gigantic homosexual with nothing better to do.
            I had fun with invaders and I liked it. I don't know what a "souls fan" is to you if it isn't someone having fun with the game and having to be a specific archetype tryhard homosexual or something. But you can seethe and cope, i'll be using my cool scythe and having fun fighting invaders and being a nice player. You can keep making these threads and crying that no one cares about Bloodborne or Dark Souls 2.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              See you continue to type like a 15 year old and you expect me to be offended by your words or care what you think of me. I have no stake in the game war, I just wanted to point out that you're clearly a newbie defending something out of pure emotion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >headcanon
                I like the game, am having fun, have had nice moments. You will make another thread with the same complaints.
                See you in the next thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like such weak homosexual. You're seem like the type of shitter you practice doing switch parries on because you're such a non threat and trash a pvp. Probably one of those troony roleplayers that emote on every encounter.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dont have to level Endurance because the game gives you all the stamina you need right at SL1
    >Dont have to level vitality because you can fast roll without compromise all the way up to 69.9% and armor is useless anyway so whatever
    >Your starting classes give you the best weapons in the game, either the Longsword or twinblades, so that covers your weapon requirements
    >Game railroads you from one area to the next with zero possibility of ever getting lost or wandering into high level areas.
    >You're just upgrading your damage numbers to relatively do the same amount of damage against tougher enemies in the next zone making progression nothing but a numbers check illusion.
    >Every weapon handles the same. So you'll be weightlessly twirling around on a dime with an ultra great sword the same as you would with a dagger because asking players to learn how to play the game is asking way too much.

    Could they have made this game anymore moron proof? This is no longer a series where you outsmart your opponent and overcome a wide variety of puzzling scenarios that make you think like an adventurer. It's no longer a series where you carefully observe your surroundings and watch for traps, ganks, ambushes. You don't have to because you'll roll roll roll again and again and again...and again and again all while doing your le cuhhhrazy R1 spam and anime weapon art that the kiddies just love. Thats what games they make now. And it all started here. You starting to see why Swamp Roll 3 is casual as frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they give you the best armor too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >armor is useless anyway
      That might be true in ER but not in DS3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally had to add hyperarmor to weapons later so that gear wouldn't be completely useless. It's called Fashion Souls 3 for a reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based and truthpilled, ds3 secondaries will get mad at you

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DS3 is zoomers childhood game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This was the moment Souls was lost to reddit normalgays

    The moment it was lost to normal gays was when From listened to all the wienersuckers who cried about DS2 iframes even though there was frick all wrong with them outside of pursuer in comparison to other DS games, and so they replaced roll button with invincibility button and completely broke the series.

    It's why they had to build Elden Ring entirely around delayed attacks.
    Thanks a lot, morons.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DE JA VU
    I'VE SEEN THIS THREAD BEFORE
    HIGHER ON THE BOARD
    AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO SAGE

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best souls game sells the most
    I'm flabbergasted

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oink oink ericgay

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly like DS3 the least

    DS1>DS2>DS3

    DS3 it just felt like I was spamming roll.
    Also beat DS3 extremely fast, but somehow the bosses were more frustrating than anything in DS1 and DS2.

    I like how fast DS3 is, but somehow it also ruins the gameplay.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you ever use honest merchant then you didn't beat it.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whole game looks like piss

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When playing DS3 after Sekino I thought Souls can't get any worse, but then ER made me loose all hopes.
    Silksong better be good since it's the last game I ever buy.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be cut content in your path

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 3 feels like the worst game in the series except for some really cool bosses in it
    I'm literally replaying it right now and it's pretty bland in terms of visuals (pretty much every location is some sort of a grey castle), gameplay, level design, build/weapon variety, with lots of DS2 and Bloodborne DNA in it combining into a clusterfrick of fairly "cheap" (difficulty wise) level design and hyperagressive non-stop attacking bosses. I still like it though.
    Also apparently PvP content is bad but i never bother with this shit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Must suck to be you, being so worried about reddit and normalgays while being the ultimate reddit normalgay, get a grip man.

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