>Sent Link back in time so that everything he did ended up being in vain, he lost all the bonds and friends he made, probably started going insane ...

>Sent Link back in time so that everything he did ended up being in vain, he lost all the bonds and friends he made, probably started going insane wondering if his adventure ever really happened since no one else in his timeline can validate it.
>Also screwed over the adult timeline as since there was no Hero of Time anymore in the timeline, there was no one to stop Ganon from dooming the land of Hyrule again once the seal broke, until Toon Link had to take up the mantle (But by then Hyrule had long been flooded)

Triforce of WISDOM my ass

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are unable to see the long-term consequences of their actions so this is actually very realistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would think having a literal divine power of wisdom would cancel that out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skyward Sword retconned that
        Now she gets the triforce because the the reincarnation of the incarnation of the fattest goddess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The goddess power the royal lineage has is the light force, not the triforce, she gets it every time the same way Ganon and link does

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the wisdom of a woman that the triforce embodies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nothing can stop a woman moment. The more self aware ones are genuinely so cognizant of it they will actively seek out men to make decisions on their behalf to prevent it. I've had women tell me this directly.
        >I just let my husband/boyfriend/brother/dad do things for me because I know I can't make good decisions for myself
        The smartest women know they're morons.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Low media literacy reading of OoT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, OP was spot on with his analysis
      Zelda fricked up and accidentally removed the spirit of the hero from her timeline

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link needs to go back to shut the gate of time.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't seem very happy in TP

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel has never made sense in any work ever conceived.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chrono Trigger's time travel makes no sense but the writers knew that and had fun with it by playing with almost every time travel cliche in existence.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading all that

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s doubly funny when you remember that Ganondorf wouldn’t have been able to access the Sacred Realm if she hadn’t gotten involved to begin with. It’s only because Zelda manipulates Link that the Door of Time. The entire game is correcting a hysterical women’s frick up and protecting her from the consequences of her actions.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But when he goes back they arrest Ganondorf and he gets executed.
    >Also screwed over the adult timeline
    This doesn't even make sense, if anything that timeline should have been completely erased but I guess Zelda has moronic time travel rules.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they arrest Ganondorf and he gets executed.
      They botched that because the triforce goddesses are buttholes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Link defeats Ganondorf
        >Ganondorf remains as the wielder of the triforce of power
        >Link defeats a powered up Ganondorf
        >Ganondorf is still the wielder of the triforce of power.... through multiple timelines!!

        >this thread again
        Also, what fricking friends? The sages are dead, Malon's ovaries are dry and Hyrule is a wasteland. She sent Link back in time so he could have a childhood or at least, get back those 7 years, but dumbass mf wasted them again because he wanted to put a fairy in a cum jar.

        >child who believed himself to be a kokiri
        >having "HEY LISTEN!" as his emotional clutch
        >"why he's not a gigachad coomer like me?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not reading all that

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't in vain but it did completely undo any closure he had

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    Also, what fricking friends? The sages are dead, Malon's ovaries are dry and Hyrule is a wasteland. She sent Link back in time so he could have a childhood or at least, get back those 7 years, but dumbass mf wasted them again because he wanted to put a fairy in a cum jar.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She also created the split timeline by sending Link back, he wasn't sent to the future by getting the master sword, he was put in stasis for 7 years inside the sacred realm, she was the one who introduced time travel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the master sword allows Link to travel back in time anyway. He split the timeline to get the lens of truth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I chose to ignore the time travel as a gameplay mechanic being something canon for the story

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but it has to be canon since spirit temple exists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We forget he sent himself into the past using the master sword but that apparently had no effect on the timeline.
      Though that would actually make perfect sense for the 'failed' timeline

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time you go back in the past you create another "hero fails" timeline for the future
        There are actually dozens of Zelda timelines but most of them are the same thing they reduce the count to just what's unique

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'd just be two downfall timelines.
          Adult Timeline (before going back for lens, so Dorf, Twinrova, Bongo still around)
          Adult Timeline (after going back for lens but before going back for Silver Gauntlets, just Dorf and Twinrova still around)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would make the most sense but the Aonuma is in charge which is why they changed the Oracle games because he doesn't give a frick

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOT Zelda was shown to be pretty silly

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All this bullshit could have been handwaved away had they just introduced the fricking triforce and said Zelda made a wish to fix everything and let Link have a proper childhood.

    Why don't Zelda games use the fricking Triforce any more? It wasn't in BotW or OoT. It was literally the point of the franchise for years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because "MUH HYLIA" and "MUH SECRET STONES"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Timeline shit is not canon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should view timelines as a “what if”

      Based anon

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Purple Link and I right fellas?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I right
      oopsie daisy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okaaaay guuuuyyyyss, did you finish setting up camp?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally my first thought whenever I see purple toon link.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman moment

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are reading way too much into this and projecting your own insecurities. Link is a chad who doesn’t give a frick about any of that, he just wants to save the world and collect a harem of girls while he’s at it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Link is a chad who doesn’t give a frick about any of that
      Is that why he continued to roam the land as a miserable and depressed skeleton ghost because lamented not being remembered as a hero, until he found TP Link whom he could pass his skills onto.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aonuma shit isn't canon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now YOU are projecting your mindset on him. Link was clearly depressed at the start of Majora's Mask after Navi left him.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hyrule historia is trash and any timelinegay should mocked then killed then mocked after death.

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