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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    usually my sentries stay on the ground.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basado

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    engineer is overpowered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still has to setup buildings and upgrade them, remove buildings and Engie becomes the most worthless class in the game (even with Widowmaker).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even with Widowmaker
        Straight up wrong.
        Okay maybe, but Widowmaker + Gunslinger engineer is based moron gameplay and I love it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Engineer without buildings would still be more valuable than Spy. Slap on the Gunslinger and Engineer is now middle age Scout with more survivability with less speed.
        Also that’s like saying “Medic without medigun would be most worthless class in the game”, like no fricking shit when the class loses their main strength they become worthless.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just his unlocks like Wrangler and Short Circuit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerf Mini sentry range
      >Nerf Wrangler resistance to 2x
      >Nerf Short Circuit to unable getting metals for payload cart

      as for demoman
      >Nerf sticky bomb blast radius, firing speed, and damage multiplier
      >Nerf the eyelander head cap
      >Nerf Skullcutter to unable random crits

      Remove soldier

      that's it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        spy naturally hard counters all the classes that are listed as not having natural hard counters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop playing demoknight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone walks into a sentry
    >move it while they respawn
    >they walk into it again when they try to corner snipe it
    >move it back
    >same thing happens
    >they finally get wise
    >sneak up on them and Frontier Justice crit them the moment they trash it

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU AND ME HOSS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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      GEAR

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And another thing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate these gayggots that afd watermark on everything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then make you own SFM animations only to get reposted without credit

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY BRA WASHER YA BUILT YA BIG UGLY GIRL

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people nowadays still seethe if you kill them with your secondary?
    like killing a pyro or scout with your shotgun as a soldier sometimes made them beeline you for the whole match

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shotgun is a good counter for demoknights especially if they don't have the tide turner

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BAP

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer is my favorite character from a purely design/personality standpoint. I like how he seems to be the most mentally stable and normal of all the mercs, yet is still a cold blooded killer who probably cares more about his machines than other people. Also, as based as wanting to be a cyborg is, you have to be at least somewhat fricked in the head to cut off your own body parts to replace them with cybernetics.
    Shame he barely showed up in the comics and we'll never get any more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

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  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP BUILDING YOUR SHIT SO CLOSE TO MINE YOU DUMB FRICKING butthole

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Engineer epitomizes the worst aspect of Team Fortress 2 (dull chokepoint camping), and the game would certainly be better if he was outright removed. This type of gameplay doesn't promote any type of skill or quality, it's probably the most braindead class in the game. For instance, the other day, I was playing a game where we were all having good fun playing as Scout, and enjoying the movement and aiming that is necessary in an FPS. Then some killjoy builds a level 3 sentry, and the whole match is ruined just because some dickhead pressed the number buttons on his computer a few times. There was no skill or purpose in that, it just exists to be a nuisance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >For instance, the other day, I was playing a game where we were all having good fun playing as Scout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      creating/breaking up chokepoints is the core of TF2 gameplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea what you're talking about. You can play engine with mini sentry + frontier justice and run around 1 v 1 ing demomans and soldiers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engineer is a necessary evil in TF2.
      Is being the only class who hard counters any class, let alone 2 really dumb?
      Yes.
      Is having it so your own counters aren’t so great at countering you dumb?
      Yes.
      Is having it so you can increase the number of classes you hard counter with unlocks, making your wouldbe counters into classes who can’t do shit against you?
      Yes.
      Is Engineer fricking braindead taking slightly more than just basic motor skills to play?
      Yes.
      Are his other buildings severally overlooked at and make teams way too powerful?
      Yes. But they kind of are needed for casual.
      The game and most maps are designed with Engineer in mind. Imagine playing badwater without Teleporters, or Dustbowl without Dispensers. Imagine playing casual with no communication and without Engineer. He funnels players on his team to a point and prevents casual team from spreading way too much out.
      Engineer deserves some nerfs, which he’ll never get, but he’s still a class needed for casual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just build an uber, two even if necessary

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just have 2 players, potentially 4 players, spend 40 seconds min in spawn building up Uber so you can potentially beat one guy who will be sending you through a room like a ragdoll because Sentries for some reason have insane knock back and Ubers can be knocked back.
        Really doesn’t help your argument.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >medic body blocks sentry fire while dps moves in range to destroy it
          acquire skill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      letting scouts deal with sentries is what spy does best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we were all having good fun playing as Scout
      DOMINATED STRING BEAN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.Scout

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that you are a homosexual maybe buy an unusual next time

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick today and wish it was Friday so I could play on the Gankeran, I'm bored out of my mind for a Wednesday

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thanks for the aids

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY BRA WASHER YA BUILT, YA BIG UGLY GARL!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is effective at long range
    >is effective at medium range
    >is effective at close range

    Not trying to meme you guys right now, but what is actually "supposed" to be the counter to Soldier? 2-3 sentries in a small room? A heavy with a medic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is effective at long range
      hey hard hat
      what happens when I walk two spaces to the left after seeing a rocket travel at me for 5 seconds?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you have solved the FPS genre!! The trick is: just don't get hit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      spy because they're moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spy can't carry engies, even two is too much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A heavy with a medic?
      Kinda. That combo is kind of fricked, dealing with it as a soldier basically boils down you whether you get a crocket or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's the lazy answer that any class can counter him when played competently, but probably Scout and/or Sniper.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but probably Scout
        BANG BANG
        I LOVE YOU, SCOUT-B-GONE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Effective at long range
      ???
      His damage sucks at longer ranges and his projectile is easy to dodge. If you manage to get a direct hit it will only do 48 damage and splash is going to be around 30-23.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerf Mini sentry range
      >Nerf Wrangler resistance to 2x
      >Nerf Short Circuit to unable getting metals for payload cart

      as for demoman
      >Nerf sticky bomb blast radius, firing speed, and damage multiplier
      >Nerf the eyelander head cap
      >Nerf Skullcutter to unable random crits

      Remove soldier

      that's it

      All Soldier whiners are established as Sc**ts who have terrible game sense and rush down a fricking explosive class with fricking 10 HP.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast they're homosexuals who climb their way up with fragile and risky hitscan class instead some homosexual who pumbstomp because the floor told you too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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        All Soldier whiners are established as Sc**ts who have terrible game sense and rush down a fricking explosive class with fricking 10 HP.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop rushing down explosive classes at 10 fricking health, dipshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they aren't scout mains, scouts shit all over soldiers even with the candy cane
          they're a mix of sniper and pyro mains

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they are Sc**ts for sure. I remember arguing with one in a previous thread and they made it pretty clear they’re sc**ts. Having actual issue with Soldier because their brain told them to go directly at them without flanking and at like 34 HP.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's always the classes that pretend they're high skill which means pyro, sniper, and sc**ts (but mostly pyro and sniper)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you obsessed with pyro?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because they like pretending that they're really high skill because their class is broken and doesn't work

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're unironically just fricking awful at the game
        soldier is probably one of the weaker power classes, probably a bit above heavy but thats it
        The class is hard countered by scout, its almost fricking hopeless against a good one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love when people spam these hitbox images as if they mean anything when the reality is what its showing is they don't understand how TF2(and online games in general) actually works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

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        Splash here only has radius of 2.5 robot heavies. It appears so large because the screen shot is literally inside the splash radius. The Heavies at the edges in question at most are taking 56 damage. Only Heavy in the middle with a direct hit is taking 112 damage. If you’re at that range, the Scattergun kills Soldier faster than Soldier can kill sc**ts. Not only that, but it takes less than a half of a second for Sc**ts to move out of the way of splash damage.
        Fact is Soldier whiners are Sc**ts with skill issues. You blame le splash damage for being killed when Splash damage does so little damage you can tank up to 2 rockets without overheal. Meanwhile the Scattergun would have been able to 2 shot Soldier at that range easily. Doing 102 damage and having faster fire rate, against second slowest class in the game with massive hitbox.
        Not only that, but maybe DON’T approach Soldier when you’re at low health and splash damage can still 1shot you? Maybe keep your distance so you can more effectively dodge one of the slowest projectiles in the game? It’s like b***hing about Demoman when all you do is stand still and remain at medium distance away from him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is actually "supposed" to be the counter to Soldier?
      The strafe keys

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *stabs*
    i've never really been on your side

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE 4TH WEAPON SLOT FOR HEAVY

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When people b***h about random crits, they're actually talking about crockets 90% of the time. Fact.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The laser beams are the worst, minigun is even designed to have a low crit chance because it's acknowledged how broken crits with it are.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tf2 is full of 10 year olds

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another soldier melty
    You love to see it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >waaah waaah sniper is overpowered
    Why's he off-class in competitive and rare there?
    >waah waah he's OP in casual
    Like a conch box soldier? Or a natascha heavy? Maybe a soda popper scout? Eyelander demoknight? They're not overpowered if it's relying on the inexperience of players to stomp.
    >nooooo there's no counterplay to sniper he just instakills me!!!
    If you walk in a straight line or aren't paying attention, sure. You can move your head hitbox, you can listen for shots and time it, you can coordinate with your team, you can spam his location or suspected locations.
    >WAAAAH THAT MAKES IT HARD TO AIM
    >WAAAH HE'S TOO QUIET CUS HE'S FAR AWAY
    >WAAAAH IT'S TOO HARD TO COORDINATE IN PUBS
    >WAAAAAH I SHOULD BE ABLE TO JUST WALK UP AND KILL HIM
    >IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR I SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO GET INTO HIS RANGE AND KILL HIM AND HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!
    You just need to get better at the game then.

    Sniper is NOT overpowered. YOU are underpowered. Stop blaming it on a 16 year old hat trading simulator.

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