Serious question, what's a good video game to introduce a girl to video games?
Preferably on Switch.
Serious question, what's a good video game to introduce a girl to video games? Preferably on Switch.
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>Preferably on Switch.
is your girl a fucking child? are you prophet muhammad or what?
I don't have a PS5 or Xbox because I have a gaming PC.
And I'm always on my PC, so I'm using it.
>And I'm always on my PC, so I'm using it.
>not putting your girlfriend on your lap to play something
ngmi
anon shes probably like 400kg
>not using her like a comfy bean bag
ngmi
>OP and his gf
>is your girl a fucking child?
Where do you think we are?
>NO! MY TOY IS FOR BIG BOYS! MY MOM TOLD ME!
moron
Almost every girl I know has a Nintendo console
And the girl im current dating always plays on her Switch lite, even told me the other day she was thinking of upgrading to the OLED Model
God if she only didn't have a vagina I would've dumped her there, too hard nowadays to find a actual woman who loves ya back
>Upgrading
>It's literally the same thing
>Sidegrade at best, downgrade on a good day
So, this is the power of ignorance.
How rude. Have some respect for OP(pbuh).
Islam is right about girls.
Islam implies it's because men are savage animals who can't control themselves, that's why women have to stay at home or be covered to avoid being attacked.
Naturally, it actually just means arabs and the other shitskins of the Levant.
TRUE BASED GAMERS ONLY PLAY REAL GAMES NEVER LET YOUR GIRL PLAY DUMB GAMES
virgin lmao
>is your girl a fucking child
hot
Out of 10
>is your girl a fucking child
redundant
fippy bippy, look at those seething ninpedos replying
>ninpedos
looks like someones projecting again
yeah bro I bet you look like a real adult playing on your big boy station
women hate to see men happy
>guy just having fun with his friends
>girl sees it as an opportunity to mock him
This is why I'm a misogynist.
What age, what's she into. You trying to fuck this girl? Care for her?
29. She's my girlfriend.
She likes strategy, puzzles, philosophy.. She likes good story as well.
Snipperclips is the perfect couples game
>strategy, puzzles, philosophy.. She likes good story as well.
So, strategy games, puzzle games, and philosophical crpgs
Not hard
ace attorney got my girlfriend(now wife) into gaming, then professor layton.
She doesn't really play anything beyond those 2 but she watches me play games like DQ11 where she's more invested to the story than me.
>Ace Attorney
>Layton
Superb idea, I forgot about these.
I should find my DS again.
This makes sense. My experience has been the same regarding watching.
>strategy, puzzles, philosophy
would she like the civilization games do you think?
bit of a learning curve, but with turnbased she could take as long as she wanted to learn
civ5 probably best combo of easy and pretty, 6 got more complicated with disctrics
say goodbye to sex & social life tho if shes into it
Hmm, might work, I'll tell her about it.
She's isn't a social butterfly to begin with.
hook her to factorio
>Strategy, puzzles, philosophy, good story
I do have a game for you
I played tons of strategy games before that, so I'm biased : Do you really think Fire Emblem is a godo game for new players?
There's quite a lot to think about
There is normal casual for newbies anf and this game is pretty friendly for the beginners
Show her planescape: torment
If she likes stranger things, tell her it takes place in the dungeons n dragons world. Don't tell her if she doesn't.
>Planescape for a total starter in vidya
Come on
Op said she likes philosophy. Planescape:torment is the most philosophical game ever, well, it's not as philosophical as ACTUAL philosophy books but it's philosophical enough to impress a woman. So why not? All she has to do is read, learn about the world, and avoid fights.
Too hard to play for a normie I think.
She'll get lost in the first 10 minutes.
It's basically a playable novel, nothing a novice would have issues with gameplay wise.
>29
>girlfriend
don't you mean elderlywomanfriend
>Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIV
>Bayonetta Origins
>Captain Toad Treasure Tracker
>What Remains of Edith Finch
>Okami
>Bear’s Restaurant
>VA-11 Hall-A
>Getting Over It
>29
Time is running out.
I got my girlfriend hooked onto Mini Motorways. Fun game, only $10 or something like that.
Panel De Pon on the snes NSO emulator
Extremely based choice
I'm a little surprised it wasn't mentioned before. Extremely simple game with a lot of strategy and challenge once played for long enough. Also very replayable
baba is you.
maybe atelier games? like the new marie that will be coming out.
stardew valley. factorio?
Animal Crossing, The Sims, any farming sim, etc.
Portal companion collection, Advance Wars Reboot Camp, Katana Zero
Normalfag
you better have kids soon. Only if youre white tho
>She's my girlfriend.
Kys and fuck off.
Not Pikmin. My buddy told my new gf to walk into the water with her whole squad and they all drowned. She immediately started crying. We laugh about it nowadays but she’ll never play Pikmin again.
Pikmin is the greatest game you can play on coop with your gf you retard
Untitled Goose Game
It Takes Two
Overcooked
Mario Kart / Tennis
So many people forget that it takes years to become comfortable moving around in 3D space and controlling a camera, let alone gaining muscle memory to press the right buttons or even know where the buttons are.
Scaffolding, people.
Ho yeah, that's so good stuff, thanks.
>So many people forget that it takes years to become comfortable moving around in 3D space and controlling a camera, let alone gaining muscle memory to press the right buttons or even know where the buttons are.
I fully agree.
OP all the assets saying you should try a strategy or 4x game are mentally ill. Introducing someone to gaming you need to choose easy, digestible, non-threatening experiences.
This anon has good recommendations.
I'd also suggest the new Mario Party Superstars which is just mini games, Snipperlcips, Unravel Two, Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime, Boxboy & Boxgirl, Overcooked 1/2, etc. Easy games with a low barrier to entry. Stay away from complicated platformers, fps, or strategy games.
It Takes Two and, more recently, Hogwarts Legacy have done a hell of a job teaching my gf how to use the right analog stick. Going to try to get her to play Spyro next, then Dark Souls.
have a nice day
Imagine the braps.
Portal 2.
Portal 2 is too complex for women. I did co op with my ex and literally had to handwalk her through everything and she supposedly played video games all the time when she had free time
anything that doesnt require basic hand eye coordianation basic motor skills or critical thinking
I second this (unless she's on the spectrum in which case those could work too)
What kind of girl? What does she like from other media?
Cooking game is always safe. So is sims-type game. Crafting-type game.
If she is an autist, maybe a JRPG.
She probably just wants to watch you play however. Or is interested in your interests for similar reasons.
Kinda trad-wife, she likes books, movies and tv-series. Historical stuff, romantic stories as well.
I suggested a crafting game, but she enjoy having goals, and most crafting games don't have a definite end-goal.
>kinda trad wife
>yeah she likes the ‘slop
That’s not trad, that’s roast
Anon, we're in anno domini 2000+23
Even my mega-boomers parents are into the big slop
Any idea?
Do you think Fire Emblem could work?
Fire Emblem, sure
Valkyria Chronicles could also work
Also this
Autist then. Give her a JRPG kek. But more seriously does she actually want to play a game or does she simply know that this is something you do?
If the latter is more likely, just recommend whatever you consume yourself.
Gorls absorb what their bfs do and so on and so forth.
Or in other words: She doesn't actually care, but wants something that is "yours" to take part in.
>Give her a JRPG kek.
Nah, she got filtered by Xenoblade chronicles.
>But more seriously does she actually want to play a game or does she simply know that this is something you do?
I honestly have no idea. The expressed the idea to suggest her a game I play. I assume she's curious / interested, but don't know where to begin, and is afraid of the difficulty.
Xenoblade is way too complicated to start someone on. Give her Tetris, all females love Tetris.
The atelier games would probably be pretty good. Have to craft potions and shit and you have a clear goal with your shop and going out and doing dungeon shit. Story of Seasons and Rune Factory would probably be good as well
Ho yeah I'll get a RF game, it's a good idea.
I'm not sure what your point is, but thanks.
I personally would recommend 4 over 5. You could also wait for 3 special to come out in spring so probably in the next two months.
Valheim.
Building and comfy meadows living for her, Dark Souls (lite) combat for you.
my brother's girlfriend liked playing mario party a lot
Overcooked will give her PTSD
This.
Overcooked is difficult.
For anyone interested "Moving Out" is great co-op fun for couples and friends alike. It's sorta similar, but much funnier and better.
>For anyone interested "Moving Out" is great co-op fun for couples and friends alike. It's sorta similar, but much funnier and better.
Holy shit this looks perfect, thanks anon
Also, Part-Time UFO.
Come on there's like two difficult sections in Overcooked and they're both the endgame of 2's DLC
Those girls all look like they hump each other for a laugh
Very bizzare. Having lived in China, South Korean and Japan for a combined total of about 12 years, and having fucked countless girls from 18 to over 50, its really strange to reflect on how sexualised they like to be with these kinds of videos compared to when you actually get them in bed and they don't know the first thing about fucking and you need to teach them everything.
It's because it's against their culture to be sexaul, for some reason. So only the ones that don't care and are openly slutty/want to seem slutty will film themselves doing stuff like this.
Chainsawman looking too CGI for my taste
mmmmmmm legs
clussy
I am feeling funny
I love clowns and wish more porn catered to my weird fetish for them.
I love girls so fucking much.
hahah the dude spying on them rise their legs
Kirby. There is not a soul on Earth that wouldn't like the poyo.
Probably Animal Crossing
something with co-op like Mario 3d World
1: you're doing things together
2: you can pick up her slack
3: she can pick Peach or Rosalina if she specifically wants to play a girl
Good idea, I haven't played it, so it might be interesting.
Heh, I'll check, but might be a bit too much for her, she's almost never played a game before.
Thanks everyone for the ideas and the civil thread btw
Little Witch Nobeta
holy BASED
good luck anon you massive moron-gay
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More cute JK!!
POST MORE JK'S AHHHHHHH
I got my gf hooked with tekken and dynasty warriors
I refuse to play tekken with her anymore though because she's better than me
>I refuse to play tekken with her anymore though because she's better than me
Because she's just mashing everything, or she's genuinely good?
I wouldn't say she's mashing, but of course she's not a fighting game autist.
We both were at a party where people played tekken, and she had a lot of fun with it so i bought it when it was on sale
Destroyed her at the beginning because sehr literally never played games before but after 60 hours she beats me like 70% of the time
Should mention that i usually don't play fighting games
Minecraft you fucking retards
None, get her back to the kitchen.
You don't
If she wants to play vidya she would ask and tell you what she wanted to play. You forcing your hobbies on a poor girl who is probably very enamored with you will only result in sadness for both parties.
Just be happy you have anyone who want to be with you at all op, and stop trying to change her.
>Change
She asked on her own volition, stop projecting
Then did she ask what game she wants to play? If she didn't, she is trying to get i to gaming to make you happy, and its gonna make neither of you happy.
Did she look at a game and say "I wanna play that" or did she look at you and say "I want to play a game?"
No she asked me for recommendations, she's a normie, she barely know Mario.
Ya this isn't about games this is about you. If she was really interested in the hobby in Ernest there are hundreds of girl gaming groups on Facebook to ask about recommendations. But she came to you.
Find a two player game to play together that isn't too hard and let her make her move. Goof Troup on the snes is a good one to snuggle to.
>Facebook
Ok Boomer. I don't know how you can be 50 years old and still inexperienced enough to not know why she would ask her boyfriend
show her the 2min Tears of the Kingdom trailer then proceed onto Ganker and show her the ropes how to shitpost about games without knowing anything about them
4th from the back is a fuck up
Portal, Stardew Valley, Minecraft.
LoZ: Link's Awakening remake as it's short and simple plus women like Zelda series for some reason
Op why not just bring her along for the next steam sale and let her choose a game herself?
Unravel Two, It Takes Two, other coop games
Fatal Frame on switch, girls love protags with cute dresses
Valkyria Chronicles. It's got everything you asked for. Easy to learn for beginners. Good philosophical story. Combat system makes it feel like a puzzle sometimes, lots of strategy involved. And it's on switch
Good idea, I have it.
>switch
Animal crossing I guess
stardew valley
NANI?!
Probably Phogs. It's co-op so you can work together toward a shared goal and has a cute aesthetic to keep her interest.
Go with animal crossing or Mario Kart
Snipperclips.
Me and my gf often play comfy snipper clips inbetween sweaty fuck sessions.
Try something simpler, like the NES. Introduce her to some basic platformers like the super Mario bros games or little nemo
NES mario physics are hot garbage though. Youre better off using a modern 2d mario
>wahh I shouldn't have to worry about my momentum wahhhhh
>what is this?! actual platforming and level design in my mario?!
>you mean I actually need skill to beat this???
You should feel ashamed. And op, avoid any girl that echos these sentiments.
>tfw my bf won't watch me play jrpgs
refuse him access to your bussy until he does
I had a cracking time playing The Quarry in the pass the controller mode with my GF. She thought it was great fun.
good dick and animal crossing make a bitch act right
I hate normalfags so much
bro came in the thread angry for no reason lmao
Being able to get a girlfriend doesn't strictly imply one is a normalfag
this but unitronically, I regret warning people about the vaccine and wish more people took it
Back to Wizchan gay
all the anons that said animal crossing are right. my gf loved it.
Problem I have with Animal Crossing is you can't have two island on one console (Fucking Nintendo and their incompetence)
So she kinda was annoyed to not have her very own island.
Imagine the smell
>Japanese school girls welcoming the new white male English teacher
Think Danganronpa could be a cool newbie game?
My sister likes overcooked 2 and puyo puyo tetris, my younger sister enjoyed L4D2 but my older didnt like it that much, younger does play games from time to time
Same, the Switch is great for this.
My gf and I play:
Overcooked 1/2
Mario Kart 8
Smash
Puyo Puyo Tetris 1/2
Tropical Freeze
Yoshi's Crafted World
Snipperclips
Just make sure you guys can handle playing shit like together. My gf and I never fight but we came damn close from Overcooked. Like, actually screaming at each other. It's fun though.
puzzle games
Animal Crossing
I'm trans.
i got my gf into games because she watched me play this silly detective game, ace attorney
now she really likes danganronpa and 999 and such, but she has also fallen down the vn and shit gacha/otome games rabbit hole
anyway, it's fun
Scenario:
Your slutty JK gf invites you over and when you get there you meet her slutty OL mom
>No skirt
Close, but no cigar
>Well if it isn't the boy that's always hanging out with my daughter. Hope you two are behaving yourselves.
Is there a source for that pic of Anri?
A code or something?
I'm a massive sucker for pantyhoses
Unfortunately I don't have sauce. I saved that image from another thread a while ago.
scenario continuation:
you fuck your slutty JK gf's lonely single mom OL and have mommy teach her daughter how to please a man in a oyakodon threesome
Brutal Doom but it's not on Switch.
A friend used Wolf Among Us to decent success
animal crossing
lego: some IP they like
cooking games
maybe VN/VN-adjacent like pheonix wright stuff if she likes reading and watching shows, a lot of girls like anything with character drama
Animal crossing.
Zero Escape series, Danganronpa, Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick, Leyton