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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fair enough, even that fat frick Uyama ducked out already.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not involved anymore? I always thought it was his event or something

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He finally died of mono.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I always thought it was his event
          It's been "they/them's" event for ages now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          GDQ is a sinking ship so he chose to cash out while he could.

          What's chibi up to these days, does he have a run submitted?

          He went to Japan a few months ago with a group of other autists. He stayed up all night speedrunning and walking around the streets dress like Joker from Persona 5.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Base, good to know he's doing well still!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            chibi has had multiple gfs and has had sex

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even more based. Chibi is best thing to come out of speedrunning.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sgdq is that soon? hot damn i had so little interest in it i completely forgot

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no fun allowed
    >gotta pay to chat
    >easily banned
    >trannies everywhere
    >trans rights message every 15 minutes
    >my grandpa died yesterday, here is 5 dollars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy looks so moronic with that hairstyle

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is moronic, he`s a 6`7 manchild with a uni education that decided to spend his life speedrunning video games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesnt look 6'7

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no if you just get a view of his face you would think hes just a pudgy guy but hes actually a tall lanklet irl that towers most people.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s mostly hair.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd unironically watch a whole trans event than one run by Josh.
      We fricking get it. You can play the original GTA games. Now cut your hair and frick off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You pretty much nailed all the big points. Corpo taking over killed the fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no fun allowed
      >trannies everywhere
      >trans rights message every 15 minutes
      looks like nintendo event

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget masks everywhere

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No fun allowed, troony agenda bs. Why do they have to make it about sexuality at all its so stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies can't get off unless you play into their delusions. They're incels who made ejaculation their entire personality

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies can't get off unless you play into their delusions. They're incels who made ejaculation their entire personality

      >t. spams 20 troony threads per day

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's chibi up to these days, does he have a run submitted?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was sending videos of himself jerking off to random people in a con discord and quit the Internet again when he got called out for it

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not watching until they get rid of the excessive troony pandering and spikevegeta

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with spike?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an excessive troony panderer.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Spike "mind if I self insert into every commentary" Vegetta. The holy judge of what is and isn't considered "good" commentary.
      Edobese levels of hatred from me.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mating press Edobean!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take the ESA prize goblina then. She was cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beastility

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what race is she?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        el americANO

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not watchable unless it's live.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    top right looks like he got his face flattened with a frying pan as a kid and it just kept that shape

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    like every time, yes

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no longer watchable even ironically.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannies

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't support trannies.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always go to the freak show when the circus is in town

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which are more "fragile" chinks or Black folk?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the one that uses 1% of their cause of death as a reason to burn down the city they live in

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Donate to SGDQ thinking the money will go to support charities
    >turns out all the money goes into HRT of the speedrunners and their dilation stations

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't spread misinformation. Half the money goes to feeding edobean for another two weeks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you sure? i think youve just been paying for her fat scooters and disneyland trips

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch ESA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a real girl? Any where else I wouldn't be asking but since this is Ganker...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh please

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would breed this woman 5, maybe 6 times. and i already have 3 kids so i know it wouldn't be a me problem.

          addendum: as long as she didnt shave or wax her privates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would breed this woman 5, maybe 6 times. and i already have 3 kids so i know it wouldn't be a me problem.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh please

      You are making some good arguments, when is the next ESA?
      Does it also have pronoun homosexualry like GDQ does?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        about a month after gdq, and yeah kinda, they get some Ts as well but just not as many

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a shame. I won't watch anything where people are pretending like Trannies are normal.
          Its just a matter of time then until ESA also goes full homosexualry like GDQ.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last ESA unironically had the worst rated run of any event. Some basic ass cosplay streamer playing games she didn't know how to play with her stupid emotes playing over the stream while a whale donated thousands. It was unwatchable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, ESA has been slowly moving into this direction

          >no fun allowed
          >gotta pay to chat
          >easily banned
          >trannies everywhere
          >trans rights message every 15 minutes
          >my grandpa died yesterday, here is 5 dollars

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          two, she had the two worst rated runs. they brought her back for aliens i think and tried to do the exact same shit as the samus run. it was so blatantly shilled by her agency it was nauseating

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah felt very forced. Her and her crew had no idea what they were doing there and were just on their phones the entire runs. Actually can't believe it was allowed to happen twice. They must have paid a lot to be there

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              two, she had the two worst rated runs. they brought her back for aliens i think and tried to do the exact same shit as the samus run. it was so blatantly shilled by her agency it was nauseating

              they even made a slide for this like it was some must see championship bout, shilled out the ass

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those cold dead eyes. Yeah everything about this is so manufactured and out of place

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The 1000 wiener stare.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only went to kraid
                >stopped several times because she was lost on the way or just to chill for a second
                >slowly kills everything in the room instead of running past
                >slower than a casual run
                >turns off the meme shit so she has a chance at fighting kraid and still dies several times
                Love from Kazakhstan

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that thousand wiener stare

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that a real girl?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                never see such astroturfing in one event. i still cant figure out whos bankrolling this woman, shes still at it and her streams do not look like theyre making that much money

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I vaguely recall seeing her listed as being with one of those Twitch talent agencies but I don't remember what it was called.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this one https://ggtalentgroup.com/creators
                theres some bigger names in here so its bizarre that she got shilled this hard

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I only know like five of these tops

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's even weirder is how that same talent agency has speedrunners they could've sent instead, and yet they chose to sent the most boring, soulless, charisma void husk of a person in their whole roster.
                Anyway, I'll check this year's GDQ, if only yo laugh at their sad state.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont think the chose to do this. im thinking this lady or her husband or dad or whatever paid this talent agency to push her. like a rebecca black situation. industry plants exist all over, why not in ethoting

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how anyone can live the sort of life she does without feeling totally hollow.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh God why did you remind me. That was mess. It was a chat controlls but with terrible self promoting memes. There is a very very good reason it became the most hated run of all time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does it also have pronoun homosexualry like GDQ does?
        yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh please

      Oink oink you fat c**t

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >neuron activation
        crazy how fat women can get and still look good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      esa is following the woke footsteps. So the answer is no. Speedrunning inherintly attracts autistic losers who are vulnerable to gay and trans propaganda. Meanwhile the surgeons and doctors are profiting from their erasure from the genepool. Speedrunning wont be interesting again until these troons die out and the next generation comes in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still can't believe at the end of ESA they acknowledged the term Prize Mommy and said it on stream.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Prize Mommy and said it on stream.
        really? link me onegaiii

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's such a dork, god damn that's hot.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's such a dork, god damn that's hot.

          Do people really think this fat 6/10 pig is actually sexy? Or is it just desperate guys on /V

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta think about it relative to other "women" in speedrunning events, but also a little of column b.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are unironically a homosexual, and I despise fatties.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you look at this sturdy, fertile woman and don't immediately want to inseminate her womb then you're just a homosexual dude

              I just see a fat middle aged balding woman who's using tight fitting outfits and harnesses to keep her flab in place.

              I'm sorry anons I'm just used to 8/10 women who put effort in themselves. I dont lower myself to 5 or 6s. Especially balding ones

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                couldve just said youre gay

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what to tell you. Maybe this is more your type?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok to admit you've never been with an actual woman before

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you look at this sturdy, fertile woman and don't immediately want to inseminate her womb then you're just a homosexual dude

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, this is exactly how other women dress when appearing on a charity stream

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if you nigs talked about videogames instea d of obsessing over literal real life trannies all day you would be less angry all the time?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of Speedrun anyone watching uksg on esamarathon? the worm guy had a panic attack near the end of his run and left. he did come back and finish the run a few minutes later

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clip?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousHyperGoatTakeNRG-XZLiAMHE6ZAtBV8g

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'd bail too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hope ruffledbricks is alright, his worms runs are always a good blend of autism and fun. not sure why he had someone sitting next to him anyway he always just comments his own runs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Argick
          I'd have fricking ran out of the room too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ruffledbricks
          >get ruffled inside a building made of bricks
          Really makes you think

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick i often forget about uksg because these dicks stream on the ESA channel which i ignore because they're always doing replays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      id have a panic attack as well if i had to spend almost 2 hours next to such a beautiful she/her

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus man i'd stand up and leave the second i'd be forced to sit next to that creature.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mans had enough

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure trannies would be serial killers decades ago. There is nothing normal on a man dressing as a 10 years old little girl

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESA turned into the , lets make fun of GDQ: mod is a fricking moron version.

    GDQ remains as the best event for actual speed running, the threads are going to be a shithole like usual.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    neck rategays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      shut up Celina, your name is fricking dumb and your fugly emotes are even worse

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rate neckgays

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Z-

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Celina, I know you don't understand speed running so let me break it down for you. Out of literally hundreds of recorded runs both of yours are the lowest rated.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone else should mirror the stream so we can say whatever we want in chat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embed with GankerX:
      https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon

      Custom CSS:
      iframe[src^="//player.twitch.tv/"]{position:fixed;top:0px;right:0px}

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't a mirror

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's better because you can keep talking with your frens here

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frens
            back to r*ddit with you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Has your "E" key been replaced by a "*" ?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch a tas vod and that's probably it.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that you aren't Argick 🙂

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some comfy runs I can put on the background while I work?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This event is full of israelites it’s amazing all the doctors they interview are israelites. They’re probably laundering cash through it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would israelites need to launder anything if they already control the banks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avoid being traced
        They’re doing it in Ukraine right now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          traced by who, for what, what would happen. they own the banks.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will check Ganker threads to have some stupid fun. If guys will point something is interesting, then I will watch. However, their last event was pure nuclear disaster.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Teddyras run
    Welp there goes the one thing I look forward too during these events.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be 3 boosters+2 masks+tip. Then maybe you can watch a troony play a videogame.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you watch and get hoyp next sunday?
    homie please

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GDQ was so much fun a decade ago. ESA was fun 6 years ago. I can only find the japanese scene good these days.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are your favorite runs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anything thats under an hour and not a randomizer

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life Any %

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    legit question, why do most speedrunners turn into trannies? it's it all the energy drinks?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are shaped by your environment is the easiest answer, you can figure out the rest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, you see this in the fighting game scene and other places as well. Pic related is not a joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      speedrunners tend to be autistic. autistic people are more susceptible to grooming.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Austic and/or emotionally starved men are very easy to manipulate.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in person
    they'll ask you for vax proof and make you wear masks don't they

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this requirement does not even exist anymore in the state of california. these people are fricking nuts.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but most Californians are more than willing to do it all over again if it means keeping Trump out.
          >t has lived here for 10 years

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, if it wasnt for those mask and vax mandates the state would definitely go red.
            frick are you on about, huff too much feces fumes on the sidewalk?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and a booster

        HAHAHAHA

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SUMMER games done quick
    >event starts in Spring
    Fricking morons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blame global warming

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero interest in watching modern GDQ. Not even the threads are worth it.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone here who has influencer background or knowledge ?

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    some schizo's bot post, ignore

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    american circus show haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy in the dress is german

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wh*te people circus show

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          germans are brown?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they're speedrunners they really need to work on their suicides. They're taking warp zones by transitioning and still making terrible time.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you allowed to attend if you remain the sex you were born as?

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate GDQ so much it's unreal, but somehow I still watch every time like a battered wife syndrome. In most cases if there is a troony runner or one on mic I watch a vod of a highly rated run I missed when I slept.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching GDQ after 2016

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but I already know the homosexualtroony mods will ban me for the absolute most inoffensive and barely offtopic post. Which will ruin the entire event for me because half the fun is having a good time with Vee.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been in that situation too, it sucks.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but I already know the homosexualtroony mods will ban me for the absolute most inoffensive and barely offtopic post. Which will ruin the entire event for me because half the fun is having a good time with Vee.

        Reminder that you share a board with these people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You also share it with these too.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Silver linings I guess.

            you will never marry your best bro and play mario kart at the reception while your dad looks on

            Is this a thing that actually happened?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you will never marry your best bro and play mario kart at the reception while your dad looks on

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone want so marry that thing
            >it also probably has a gaping wound still

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silver linings I guess.
              [...]
              Is this a thing that actually happened?

              most of these speedrunner troons never fully commit. its all for the fetish

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thank God everyday, that I was born with a sense of shame.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thank god every day I was born with common sense, like honestly who is gonna look at that picture think its normal

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So funny that Ion Fury got fricking banned from the biggest speed running event for having a Olay soap parody called "Ogay" when Douk and Shadow Warrior have shit a thousand times more spicy than that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frong fractions
      Excuse me?
      >Ion Fury
      What?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        So funny that Ion Fury got fricking banned from the biggest speed running event for having a Olay soap parody called "Ogay" when Douk and Shadow Warrior have shit a thousand times more spicy than that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rocko's Quest

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one online or in person?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are so unbelievably moronic its actually impressive. Do you forget to breathe sometimes?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's dead anon

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homeboy on the bottom left has serious Elliot Rodger energy

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to gdq with your girlfriend
    >some other guy ends up having sex with her
    why does no one bring up this story anymore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it happened like 8 years ago, let it go. nobody gives a frick about those two anymore.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for esa

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My GDQ experience in 2023 was watching live the last ESA '23 run
    peak nu GDQ energy

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    guy on the top right looks cute, I'd frick him

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > DMC4 on schedule

    this is going to be either S-tier or F-tier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was Meka it would be SSS tier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i sincerely doubt gdq would let even a troon russian on the schedule

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna lie, but real women are the best

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