GDQ is a sinking ship so he chose to cash out while he could.
What's chibi up to these days, does he have a run submitted?
He went to Japan a few months ago with a group of other autists. He stayed up all night speedrunning and walking around the streets dress like Joker from Persona 5.
>no fun allowed >gotta pay to chat >easily banned >trannies everywhere >trans rights message every 15 minutes >my grandpa died yesterday, here is 5 dollars
I'd unironically watch a whole trans event than one run by Josh.
We fucking get it. You can play the original GTA games. Now cut your hair and fuck off
This. Spike "mind if I self insert into every commentary" Vegetta. The holy judge of what is and isn't considered "good" commentary.
Edobese levels of hatred from me.
Thats a shame. I won't watch anything where people are pretending like Trannies are normal.
Its just a matter of time then until ESA also goes full gayry like GDQ.
Last ESA unironically had the worst rated run of any event. Some basic ass cosplay streamer playing games she didn't know how to play with her stupid emotes playing over the stream while a whale donated thousands. It was unwatchable.
yeah, ESA has been slowly moving into this direction
>no fun allowed >gotta pay to chat >easily banned >trannies everywhere >trans rights message every 15 minutes >my grandpa died yesterday, here is 5 dollars
two, she had the two worst rated runs. they brought her back for aliens i think and tried to do the exact same shit as the samus run. it was so blatantly shilled by her agency it was nauseating
Yeah felt very forced. Her and her crew had no idea what they were doing there and were just on their phones the entire runs. Actually can't believe it was allowed to happen twice. They must have paid a lot to be there
two, she had the two worst rated runs. they brought her back for aliens i think and tried to do the exact same shit as the samus run. it was so blatantly shilled by her agency it was nauseating
they even made a slide for this like it was some must see championship bout, shilled out the ass
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Those cold dead eyes. Yeah everything about this is so manufactured and out of place
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The 1000 cock stare.
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>only went to kraid >stopped several times because she was lost on the way or just to chill for a second >slowly kills everything in the room instead of running past >slower than a casual run >turns off the meme shit so she has a chance at fighting kraid and still dies several times
Love from Kazakhstan
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>that thousand cock stare
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is that a real girl?
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never see such astroturfing in one event. i still cant figure out whos bankrolling this woman, shes still at it and her streams do not look like theyre making that much money
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I vaguely recall seeing her listed as being with one of those Twitch talent agencies but I don't remember what it was called.
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this one https://ggtalentgroup.com/creators
theres some bigger names in here so its bizarre that she got shilled this hard
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I think I only know like five of these tops
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What's even weirder is how that same talent agency has speedrunners they could've sent instead, and yet they chose to sent the most boring, soulless, charisma void husk of a person in their whole roster.
Anyway, I'll check this year's GDQ, if only yo laugh at their sad state.
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i dont think the chose to do this. im thinking this lady or her husband or dad or whatever paid this talent agency to push her. like a rebecca black situation. industry plants exist all over, why not in ethoting
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I don't know how anyone can live the sort of life she does without feeling totally hollow.
Oh God why did you remind me. That was mess. It was a chat controlls but with terrible self promoting memes. There is a very very good reason it became the most hated run of all time
esa is following the woke footsteps. So the answer is no. Speedrunning inherintly attracts autistic losers who are vulnerable to gay and trans propaganda. Meanwhile the surgeons and doctors are profiting from their erasure from the genepool. Speedrunning wont be interesting again until these chuds die out and the next generation comes in.
speaking of Speedrun anyone watching uksg on esamarathon? the worm guy had a panic attack near the end of his run and left. he did come back and finish the run a few minutes later
hope ruffledbricks is alright, his worms runs are always a good blend of autism and fun. not sure why he had someone sitting next to him anyway he always just comments his own runs
Celina, I know you don't understand speed running so let me break it down for you. Out of literally hundreds of recorded runs both of yours are the lowest rated.
I will check Ganker threads to have some stupid fun. If guys will point something is interesting, then I will watch. However, their last event was pure nuclear disaster.
I hate GDQ so much it's unreal, but somehow I still watch every time like a battered wife syndrome. In most cases if there is a chud runner or one on mic I watch a vod of a highly rated run I missed when I slept.
Yes, but I already know the faggychud mods will ban me for the absolute most inoffensive and barely offtopic post. Which will ruin the entire event for me because half the fun is having a good time with Vee.
Yes, but I already know the faggychud mods will ban me for the absolute most inoffensive and barely offtopic post. Which will ruin the entire event for me because half the fun is having a good time with Vee.
Reminder that you share a board with these people.
So funny that Ion Fury got fucking banned from the biggest speed running event for having a Olay soap parody called "Ogay" when Douk and Shadow Warrior have shit a thousand times more Hispanicy than that.
So funny that Ion Fury got fucking banned from the biggest speed running event for having a Olay soap parody called "Ogay" when Douk and Shadow Warrior have shit a thousand times more Hispanicy than that.
No.
Fair enough, even that fat fuck Uyama ducked out already.
He's not involved anymore? I always thought it was his event or something
He finally died of mono.
>I always thought it was his event
It's been "they/them's" event for ages now
GDQ is a sinking ship so he chose to cash out while he could.
He went to Japan a few months ago with a group of other autists. He stayed up all night speedrunning and walking around the streets dress like Joker from Persona 5.
Base, good to know he's doing well still!
chibi has had multiple gfs and has had sex
Even more based. Chibi is best thing to come out of speedrunning.
sgdq is that soon? hot damn i had so little interest in it i completely forgot
>no fun allowed
>gotta pay to chat
>easily banned
>trannies everywhere
>trans rights message every 15 minutes
>my grandpa died yesterday, here is 5 dollars
that guy looks so retarded with that hairstyle
he is retarded, he`s a 6`7 manchild with a uni education that decided to spend his life speedrunning video games.
Doesnt look 6'7
no if you just get a view of his face you would think hes just a pudgy guy but hes actually a tall lanklet irl that towers most people.
It’s mostly hair.
I'd unironically watch a whole trans event than one run by Josh.
We fucking get it. You can play the original GTA games. Now cut your hair and fuck off
You pretty much nailed all the big points. Corpo taking over killed the fun
>no fun allowed
>trannies everywhere
>trans rights message every 15 minutes
looks like nintendo event
Don't forget masks everywhere
No fun allowed, chud agenda bs. Why do they have to make it about sexuality at all its so stupid.
Trannies can't get off unless you play into their delusions. They're incels who made ejaculation their entire personality
>t. spams 20 chud threads per day
What's chibi up to these days, does he have a run submitted?
He was sending videos of himself jerking off to random people in a con discord and quit the Internet again when he got called out for it
not watching until they get rid of the excessive chud pandering and spikevegeta
What's wrong with spike?
He's an excessive chud panderer.
This. Spike "mind if I self insert into every commentary" Vegetta. The holy judge of what is and isn't considered "good" commentary.
Edobese levels of hatred from me.
Mating press Edobean!
I take the ESA prize goblina then. She was cool
Beastility
what race is she?
el americANO
It's not watchable unless it's live.
top right looks like he got his face flattened with a frying pan as a kid and it just kept that shape
like every time, yes
no longer watchable even ironically.
trannies
I don't support trannies.
i always go to the freak show when the circus is in town
Which are more "fragile" chinks or morons?
the one that uses 1% of their cause of death as a reason to burn down the city they live in
>Donate to SGDQ thinking the money will go to support charities
>turns out all the money goes into HRT of the speedrunners and their dilation stations
Please don't spread misinformation. Half the money goes to feeding edobean for another two weeks.
are you sure? i think youve just been paying for her fat scooters and disneyland trips
Watch ESA
Is that a real girl? Any where else I wouldn't be asking but since this is Ganker...
oh please
addendum: as long as she didnt shave or wax her privates
i would breed this woman 5, maybe 6 times. and i already have 3 kids so i know it wouldn't be a me problem.
You are making some good arguments, when is the next ESA?
Does it also have pronoun gayry like GDQ does?
about a month after gdq, and yeah kinda, they get some Ts as well but just not as many
Thats a shame. I won't watch anything where people are pretending like Trannies are normal.
Its just a matter of time then until ESA also goes full gayry like GDQ.
Last ESA unironically had the worst rated run of any event. Some basic ass cosplay streamer playing games she didn't know how to play with her stupid emotes playing over the stream while a whale donated thousands. It was unwatchable.
yeah, ESA has been slowly moving into this direction
two, she had the two worst rated runs. they brought her back for aliens i think and tried to do the exact same shit as the samus run. it was so blatantly shilled by her agency it was nauseating
Yeah felt very forced. Her and her crew had no idea what they were doing there and were just on their phones the entire runs. Actually can't believe it was allowed to happen twice. They must have paid a lot to be there
they even made a slide for this like it was some must see championship bout, shilled out the ass
Those cold dead eyes. Yeah everything about this is so manufactured and out of place
The 1000 cock stare.
>only went to kraid
>stopped several times because she was lost on the way or just to chill for a second
>slowly kills everything in the room instead of running past
>slower than a casual run
>turns off the meme shit so she has a chance at fighting kraid and still dies several times
Love from Kazakhstan
>that thousand cock stare
is that a real girl?
never see such astroturfing in one event. i still cant figure out whos bankrolling this woman, shes still at it and her streams do not look like theyre making that much money
I vaguely recall seeing her listed as being with one of those Twitch talent agencies but I don't remember what it was called.
this one https://ggtalentgroup.com/creators
theres some bigger names in here so its bizarre that she got shilled this hard
I think I only know like five of these tops
What's even weirder is how that same talent agency has speedrunners they could've sent instead, and yet they chose to sent the most boring, soulless, charisma void husk of a person in their whole roster.
Anyway, I'll check this year's GDQ, if only yo laugh at their sad state.
i dont think the chose to do this. im thinking this lady or her husband or dad or whatever paid this talent agency to push her. like a rebecca black situation. industry plants exist all over, why not in ethoting
I don't know how anyone can live the sort of life she does without feeling totally hollow.
Oh God why did you remind me. That was mess. It was a chat controlls but with terrible self promoting memes. There is a very very good reason it became the most hated run of all time
>Does it also have pronoun gayry like GDQ does?
yes
Oink oink you fat cunt
>neuron activation
crazy how fat women can get and still look good
esa is following the woke footsteps. So the answer is no. Speedrunning inherintly attracts autistic losers who are vulnerable to gay and trans propaganda. Meanwhile the surgeons and doctors are profiting from their erasure from the genepool. Speedrunning wont be interesting again until these chuds die out and the next generation comes in.
Still can't believe at the end of ESA they acknowledged the term Prize Mommy and said it on stream.
>Prize Mommy and said it on stream.
really? link me onegaiii
She's such a dork, god damn that's hot.
Do people really think this fat 6/10 pig is actually sexy? Or is it just desperate guys on /V
You gotta think about it relative to other "women" in speedrunning events, but also a little of column b.
You are unironically a gay, and I despise fatties.
I just see a fat middle aged balding woman who's using tight fitting outfits and harnesses to keep her flab in place.
I'm sorry anons I'm just used to 8/10 women who put effort in themselves. I dont lower myself to 5 or 6s. Especially balding ones
couldve just said youre gay
I don't know what to tell you. Maybe this is more your type?
It's ok to admit you've never been with an actual woman before
if you look at this sturdy, fertile woman and don't immediately want to inseminate her womb then you're just a gay dude
>Why yes, this is exactly how other women dress when appearing on a charity stream
Maybe if you nigs talked about videogames instea d of obsessing over literal real life trannies all day you would be less angry all the time?
speaking of Speedrun anyone watching uksg on esamarathon? the worm guy had a panic attack near the end of his run and left. he did come back and finish the run a few minutes later
Clip?
https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousHyperGoatTakeNRG-XZLiAMHE6ZAtBV8g
Yeah I'd bail too.
hope ruffledbricks is alright, his worms runs are always a good blend of autism and fun. not sure why he had someone sitting next to him anyway he always just comments his own runs
>Argick
I'd have fucking ran out of the room too.
>ruffledbricks
>get ruffled inside a building made of bricks
Really makes you think
fuck i often forget about uksg because these dicks stream on the ESA channel which i ignore because they're always doing replays
id have a panic attack as well if i had to spend almost 2 hours next to such a beautiful she/her
Jesus man i'd stand up and leave the second i'd be forced to sit next to that creature.
mans had enough
I'm pretty sure trannies would be serial killers decades ago. There is nothing normal on a man dressing as a 10 years old little girl
ESA turned into the , lets make fun of GDQ: mod is a fucking retard version.
GDQ remains as the best event for actual speed running, the threads are going to be a shithole like usual.
neck ratefags
shut up Celina, your name is fucking dumb and your fugly emotes are even worse
rate neckfags
Z-
Celina, I know you don't understand speed running so let me break it down for you. Out of literally hundreds of recorded runs both of yours are the lowest rated.
someone else should mirror the stream so we can say whatever we want in chat
Embed with GankerX:
https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Custom CSS:
iframe[src^="//player.twitch.tv/"]{position:fixed;top:0px;right:0px}
this isn't a mirror
yeah, it's better because you can keep talking with your frens here
>frens
back to r*ddit with you
Has your "E" key been replaced by a "*" ?
I'll watch a tas vod and that's probably it.
Daily reminder that you aren't Argick 🙂
What are some comfy runs I can put on the background while I work?
This event is full of garden gnomes it’s amazing all the doctors they interview are garden gnomes. They’re probably laundering cash through it
why would garden gnomes need to launder anything if they already control the banks
Avoid being traced
They’re doing it in Ukraine right now
traced by who, for what, what would happen. they own the banks.
I will check Ganker threads to have some stupid fun. If guys will point something is interesting, then I will watch. However, their last event was pure nuclear disaster.
>no Teddyras run
Welp there goes the one thing I look forward too during these events.
That'll be 3 boosters+2 masks+tip. Then maybe you can watch a chud play a videogame.
>Will you watch and get hoyp next sunday?
bro please
GDQ was so much fun a decade ago. ESA was fun 6 years ago. I can only find the japanese scene good these days.
What are your favorite runs?
anything thats under an hour and not a randomizer
Life Any %
legit question, why do most speedrunners turn into trannies? it's it all the energy drinks?
you are shaped by your environment is the easiest answer, you can figure out the rest.
To be fair, you see this in the fighting game scene and other places as well. Pic related is not a joke.
speedrunners tend to be autistic. autistic people are more susceptible to grooming.
Austic and/or emotionally starved men are very easy to manipulate.
>in person
they'll ask you for vax proof and make you wear masks don't they
this requirement does not even exist anymore in the state of california. these people are fucking nuts.
Yeah but most Californians are more than willing to do it all over again if it means keeping Trump out.
>t has lived here for 10 years
yeah, if it wasnt for those mask and vax mandates the state would definitely go red.
fuck are you on about, huff too much feces fumes on the sidewalk?
>and a booster
HAHAHAHA
>SUMMER games done quick
>event starts in Spring
Fucking retards
Blame global warming
I have zero interest in watching modern GDQ. Not even the threads are worth it.
Is there anyone here who has influencer background or knowledge ?
some schizo's bot post, ignore
american circus show haha
the guy in the dress is german
wh*te people circus show
germans are brown?
If they're speedrunners they really need to work on their suicides. They're taking warp zones by transitioning and still making terrible time.
Are you allowed to attend if you remain the sex you were born as?
I hate GDQ so much it's unreal, but somehow I still watch every time like a battered wife syndrome. In most cases if there is a chud runner or one on mic I watch a vod of a highly rated run I missed when I slept.
>watching GDQ after 2016
Yes, but I already know the faggychud mods will ban me for the absolute most inoffensive and barely offtopic post. Which will ruin the entire event for me because half the fun is having a good time with Vee.
Been in that situation too, it sucks.
Reminder that you share a board with these people.
You also share it with these too.
Silver linings I guess.
Is this a thing that actually happened?
you will never marry your best bro and play mario kart at the reception while your dad looks on
>someone want so marry that thing
>it also probably has a gaping wound still
most of these speedrunner chuds never fully commit. its all for the fetish
I thank God everyday, that I was born with a sense of shame.
I thank god every day I was born with common sense, like honestly who is gonna look at that picture think its normal
Reminder
So funny that Ion Fury got fucking banned from the biggest speed running event for having a Olay soap parody called "Ogay" when Douk and Shadow Warrior have shit a thousand times more Hispanicy than that.
>Frong fractions
Excuse me?
>Ion Fury
What?
See
>Rocko's Quest
Is this one online or in person?
You are so unbelievably retarded its actually impressive. Do you forget to breathe sometimes?
It's dead anon
homeboy on the bottom left has serious Elliot Rodger energy
>go to gdq with your girlfriend
>some other guy ends up having sex with her
why does no one bring up this story anymore
because it happened like 8 years ago, let it go. nobody gives a fuck about those two anymore.
waiting for esa
My GDQ experience in 2023 was watching live the last ESA '23 run
peak nu GDQ energy
guy on the top right looks cute, I'd fuck him
> DMC4 on schedule
this is going to be either S-tier or F-tier
If it was Meka it would be SSS tier.
i sincerely doubt gdq would let even a chud russian on the schedule
not gonna lie, but real women are the best