The Longest Journey edition
NowL Silent Hill 4: The Room
Next: FNAF: Security Breach
Later on: Outlast
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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SGDQ (Summer Games Done Quick) 2022
The Longest Journey edition
NowL Silent Hill 4: The Room
Next: FNAF: Security Breach
Later on: Outlast
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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tolki feet
Bzz bzz
You leave me alone and I won't squash you with the nearest shoe
>holding her feet instead of her hands
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A MAD LAD
please climb inside my dickhole
Suffer not the Wasp, forgive not the Wasp Apologists, survive as you have, Swat-Happy and Free From Stings.
God damn, she's a 7/10 IRL, but next to literal shit stains she is now a 9/10
>Remember actual female had cute feet and nice sandals in the skyward sword run
>She dangles them off her toes in camera for a minute
>Open video to find out
>It's nearly 10 hours long
I've fapped to it too. I want to see it again but I can't watch 10 hours of that game knowing there's only 2 foot teases the entire stream
WHENS RUNESCAPE
Coming right up after Gurumin.
Based Parinbro
honestly miss buttholes like this over these people over acting.
It felt more natural.
I have made it
The FNAF incentive will be met and you will like the run
Jokes on you I'm going to sleep after silent hill.
whoa u are literally me
My run is up next, wish me luck!
goo dluck
good luck!
I hope you go over estimate you little goblin!
I migrated hastily
the train has arrived at the station, please depart in an orderly fashion
>+10% donation goal in like 10 mins
lol
this guy jacks off to the part of silent hill 2 in that one elevator which has a game show announcer
What happened to him
they couldn't groom him so he got banned
security breach is kino
It’s goated in teh sauce
She was unironically asking the runner to stop his run
Really? She wanted the runner to stop? I thought she wanted someone to stop talking or narrating the run.
Just look it up on youtube, they're playing the game and she says "Hey can you stop playing for a minute? I have something to say" lol
>Really? She wanted the runner to stop?
Not exactly. She wanted the runner to stop spamming the move tech he was doing because doing it kept spamming some kind of jumping sound.
She's sperging and telling the story of her aunt dying of cancer or something while the runner was doing either jump cuts or another one you spam a lot in OoT to move fast. It's amazing the runner didn't say something to her.
Isn't this the guy who had the Terraria run that got mercy killed like 3 years ago?
That was one of the best runs of that one to be fair. He was so bad but so entertaining.
I’m donating $1000 for fnaf just so we can get some lewd foxy posting in these threads
no /misc/ allowed under this line
____________________________
why does the end of this guys hair look like a broom
Cos he's SWEEPING THE ROOM
whose butt is this
April Ryan from Longest Journey
this game is peak adventure game bullshit logic
>that fricking coat hanger rubber duck fishing puzzle
Great game
Thought I was the only one who noticed her rump in that game
i’ve successfully migrated
I'm docking a grade letter off this run regardless because of the cringe sequined jacket
What kind of accent does the donation reader have?
sounds australian to me
I do not think that 1 hit perfect rng was legit. chibi_i_like_that_jump.png
do people still care about speedrunning? srs question, it seemed to be this huge thing a couple years ago but covid seems to have killed it off
I don't think normal people care about it anymore. It was cool seeing games done fast the first few times, but it gets old quickly, so a lot of the average joe just lost interest
>It was cool seeing games done fast the first few times, but it gets old quickly
Yeah that's probably a huge part of it. Most of the viewers, especially the normalgays that make large donations, don't care about the intricacies of speedrunning and just want to watch their childhood favorites get played fast. It may have been cool the first time they saw it but they're not going to stick around and watch some autist/troony play megaman fast for the tenth time
There's certain ones I've watched a few times. Mostly games I've played but don't have time to sit down and do a full playthrough of. Secret of Evermore, the 2 good Paper Marios, Banjo Kazooie, Super Mario RPG, all the zeldas but skyward sword, Earthbound, and Animorphs I've rewatched quite a few times. I do use it as background noise while I craft or game though.
Based list. A shame there's only one major Secret of Evermore runner.
true but I do enjoy the flex, and it's still a shame his last live run at gdq of it he wiped on the final boss.
there's like 1 or 2 daily...
Yeah, I still learn a lot like the stat overflow using status effects from MetaSigma, and it's nice seeing someone with the passion for a game that means a lot to you. It's definitely a cozy game and run.
I think the one he did back in 2014 was much better than the 2018 one that gets memed hard here.
that's the one I watch. I'd probably pick up the game and try to run it if I wasn't so shit at it lol. I'm too bad at the early game to even make it to the 2nd area the way he does. I have to grind levels so bad.
Yeah, I don't blame anyone for using cheats for instant level alchemy/weapons/currency and such. Some parts are way too grindy. At leas the atmosphere is great thanks to Jeremy Soule.
I think its slowly dying because of how bad GDQ is, they pick a lot of shit games and don't pick the top runners to speed run them.
Covid killed a hobby where you sit alone in your room obsessing over video games?
yeah i think it killed the momentum of gdq and stuff, it was growing then a couple years without it happening people stop going
enigmer
THERE IS NO REASON TO SHOW "2004 PC"
THE CATEGORY AND ESTIMATE SHOULD BE VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES
I'm adding a grade letter on this run regardless because of the kino sequined jacket
Whoa is this guy a game show host? Because he sounds exactly like a sexual predator which most game show hosts are
did the game feed get even smaller since the last layout?
DAAAAAD???
He really likes that bit. He did it a couple years back when he ran this.
JAAAAAASOOOOOOOOONNN!!!
>can perfectly mimic a childs voice to lure kids
yep, paedo, cancel this guy
We did it bros we got five nights:D at freddyw
I'm not staying up for that shit.
Is it like a full run or something? The game has like a 3 minute speedrun time elsewise.
nice
Wow no way
WE DID IT REDDIT
woo hoyp
Oh wow, they did it.
based Ema Skye anon
Based Ema Skye anon
Based Ema Skye enjoyer
POGGERS FNAF TIME
FNAF is about to be bussin ong
they arent doing the good category
Knitler, on the bed.
Wait a minute... that pillow...
WHERES THE MASKS
BANNED
I need a full image of that pillow
>few inches of a womans smooth quad make me want to ravage her
being a man is hard literally
Has any bonus run ever taken this long to meet? It's only Monday and they have like 5 more Bonus Runs to meet with higher cash amounts. It's pretty sad.
last winter they completely missed one. People just don't care about fnaf (and yetees shirts are shit this time so they don't have that money coming in to pad it out)
speedruns have different categories. Some let all glitches in, some let some and some none. Then there's any%, 100% and any other weird categories like knife only
I know what categories are, I meant for the FNAF speedrun, Any% is like a 3 minute run
which one was missed?
I want to say it was superman 64, but I legit can't remember.
HYPE
HYPE
HYPE
VIBES
HYPE
VIBING
>FNAF run happens
>it's shit, just like this run
Watch it happen. I'll be surprised if it's anything over a C.
>allowed to play a game because donation was meant
Why? So if the donation wasn't meant then he couldn't play it? It's a fricking speedruning convention, not a charity convention
>It's a fricking speedruning convention, not a charity convention
it hasn't been that way for almost 7 years bud, other way around
No you Hypocritical Black folk better tell that other homosexual to shit the frick up
have a nice day Black person
>The new world order is slowly seizeing control of our tier lists
WTF this game sucks. Ganker told me Silent Hill was good.
Rate this run!
B
C
Z solely for this homosexual ruining runs past GDQs for announcing during them
S
A+ good good
D, annoying guy and boring game (as usual)
B
WHO DO I REPLY TOO???????
C, his previous SH4 run was comfier.
C
Z simply because he didn't SHUT THE FRICK UP one entire minute in the whole run.
Frick this homosexual.
A
S
C
B-. Good commentary, but not very interesting run.
Z to honor the wishes of sleepy contrarian anon
B
the lowest rating possible. he isn't fun or funny, he literally would be 'cooler' if he could just shut the frick up once in a while. he isn't that interesting
D
A
I like The Room and find his shtick kinda endearing.
C
B
B
B
Not bad, couch is good but runner just seemed to feel like he had to have 0 dead air or he'd be mercy killed or something. Good for avoiding shitty donation messages but what he had to say wasn't much better.
Z
C
D
I didn't like the fricking hypebeast commentary
C, another average run
z for ez
C
Brought down solely by the irritating "I STREAM for a living bro" runner
F
B
C
S, the hamburger meat comment made me laugh.
Based, best point and click.
B
Z
C
B.
It was ok, not too bad, not too good.
RATE THE RUN
C
B
A, I enjoyed the run and got the good ending
C
At least they talked about tech and went fast
C
B
C . Annoying runner
A
C-, I'd remove the minus if he didn't take so long to start the fricking run
its over!
I know speedrun events are hardly where the fear is going to blanket the hall like a vast fog in the dim morning, but what's with horror games here and having some runner nattering inanely nonstop over them stripping any potential for atmosphere? Phasmo, Silent Hill, probably going to do it for Outlast too.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/864701192?t=14h43m14s
I did this last GDQ in the middle of the night and no one noticed 🙁
Damn, bro 1984 sure sucks. But mass repliers suck even more
the run is over why is he still talking
>Fnaf
>Speedrunning
What's the point if it's all about RNG?
Security Breach is different, and there are actual tricks
Why watch the ending though?
any more Tolki lore update since the Stivity Bobo boning?
Get off the stage you attentionprostitute
it's finally over god
Empty your balls before you post or you'll end up like
Black person WHY THE FRICK ARE YOU POSTING THE RATING ALREADY
WE'RE STILL TALLYING
Stop being a slow little b***h
gomen... cruisecontrol-dono..............
Nice the fixed chart
What if my balls never empty?
Transition.
Looks like the worst start to GDQ to date, where are all the good runs?
Its been like 10 minutes
>where are all the good runs?
on the rejected runs page
yo give people a minute to vote for fricks sake
Done.
Now what?
>C
Maybe it's just because of how bad the Phasmaphobia one was, but SH4 was actually good
I like this run, no idea what are you talking about.
>Fnaf
Aight time to log off
i cant wait to watch FNAF get destroyed with my partner on god
fr?
no cap?
>all these fake votes to make the event seem less shit
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
This is your host Ganker, say something nice about her!
Nice hairline bro
She got a right good c**t m8
she needs to show feet
>they/she/he
Cute
>aussie
sorry can't
I love those c**ts
these granny glasses turn me off instantly
looks normal which is a 15/10 in the context of the place she is
the trannies must be seething at her presence in the event
She looks like she doesn't like to be choked during sex
do most of these "OC ReMix" tracks sound like shitting dick or is it me
is it time?
I swear, that fox bawd looks like an aunt
>fox
???
What would be the most moronic game to speedrun?
red dead redemption 2
The 39 Steps.
Great game and story, though.
Life
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Miss me?
unironically yes
>ywn go back the golden age of siggy grinding sm64 and cosme alright grinding tww
>Omori
ugh well at least im free for the night
I havent showered since friday bros
Aussie girl voices do stuff to me lads
Prize Goblinchads we keep winning
>grease goblin has no gloves on
uh oh
you could make a million dollars slinging finasteride at one of these conventions.
So horror games make good speed runs?
Yes.
>here are the things u can win touched by a gross shrek
>3 hour omori run coming up soon
Kill me, pete.
be honest
wud u?
>andy milonakis
but yes
Even if she screams POYO all throughout?
>Implying she'd be able to talk while getting fishhooked
Think she wears those sunglasses and with that haircut walks around in Japan trying to look and pretend she's actually Japanese
Only if she screams poyo throughout and gets fatter
what the frick is that
That's you.
That, my friend, is a hernia. Inside that lump of battered, bleeding flesh lie feet after feet of that fat frick's intestines. His pubic floor has torn and all his guts have spilled out, yet they remain inside, being banged against the stairs and floor every time the Sandwich Horror needs to move from his sofa.
wtf??
What am I looking at and why?
I'm not sure any level of annoyance would overpower desperate horny.
with a baseball bat POYO
100%. I have no shame.
absolutely, i have a fetish for rotund girls
Absolutely
I'm not into fat chicks, but yeah, probably.
Do you guys like this blue shirt guy? He seems pretty chill
He's a rapist, anon.
Meme?
Just rumors. There was a twitter thread a while back about how he met up with an underage girl and pretty much forced himself on her.
literally a doujin pic
how do you homosexuals still watch this, the GDQs have been unwatchable for years, the entire community is insane
I hate myself
>anonymous
why?
>nanashi745
kek
the anomymous players had their names removed from the rankings for saying naughty words
At least they kept the times up. ALTTP mods removed wqqq's runs entirely and pretend people slower than his WR runs have 1st place times, because he exposed too many of their friends as cheating.
Megaman X and Paper Mario also do this it's fricking awful.
it's only tuesday, why are they already doing the awful games block?
Do you think he's wearing the same dirty socks from AGDQ?
yea theres a reason theyre so dirty
Seeing this guy wear a mask when like no one is around is so comedic.
they are just insensitive to lip readers
>do what you like with it then wash it off and do it again
what in the FRICK did he mean by this?
you know
why did you post an image of a park bench
It's a pretty nice toy for a kid. Babies scribble everywhere, so might as well give them something they can reuse.
It's just a play on the Doodlebear commercial I think. They were 90s bears made of horrible material that came with "washable" pens that never washed out...my stepbrother gave mine pubes.
washable plushy ;_;
Orbros WW@
>tfw Ganker zoomer homosexual kids don't know any of the good srg memes and didn't start watching GDQ/speedrunning until past it's prime
have a nice day homosexuals
I started watching it in 2014.
t. newbie that didn't watch the superior 2nd stream back in the day
yeah well what are you gonna do
yay 80 minutes of FNAF
>fuhnaff
more like The Longest Boner, amirite
>FNAF speedrun
so no death lets play?
what's he up to man?
I remember the guy on the right basically de-transitioned and admitted he was just crossdressing because he enjoyed the attention
I preferred the aussie c**t
THE
GOOSE
IS
LOOSE
Holy shit look at those girls legs.
YIFF IN HELL
Is /our boi/ Barry still going to GDQs?
hee hee~
damn for a progressive event they are really hyped for some trump supporter's game
STOP SAYING FUHNAFF
HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEE
Where were you when the GDQ janny ordered the permaban of YSG on camera for us all to witness?
in the practice room playing monhun
>hand swipe
What a fricker
Maya feet
Thank you Maya
>speed run
>5 hours
Coom
have they still not set up yet wtf
'Sup there nocturne#1049 lurkers I want to talk about ropes, bullets to the head, jumping off buildings, airbag treatments, cyanide and cutting wrists amongst other things
Sn0wtiger is still best GDQ girl, and it's not even close.
She was too much of a prostitute for this world. Rest in power, queen. ;_;7
I haven't been able to follow speedrunner degeneracy ever since r/samandtolki got banned by boogie
Are there secret discords I don't know about?
SAY IT, Ganker
I'M FRAME PERFECT
Nelly_
HERE COMES PLUM!
>3 hour Omori run
stop
>turn on GDQ stream
>look down
>penis gone
bros?
groom'd
F'naff
M'lady
>I actually want to see the omori run
Why the frick does every woman like horror?
they don't, they like what's popular
It arouses them, just like violence.
when it gets scary you get to cuddle up to the black man next to you
I thought you guys said there was no woman at gdq?
Depends how you define woman anon
I see a bunch of girl in the crowd cam.
Finally a good run
COMMENCE THE ROXYPOSTING
This boy has some pure autism energy going on here.
>we only need one
But your pronouns are they/them???
Strong start.
>awesome single mother commentator
>awesome SINGLE commentator
She's putting it out there, lads
I have migrated for the last time tonight
ive never played FNAF
what should i expect
Furry gay porn.
autism
security guard /ss/
a cis female? really GDQ? my dysphoria is off the charts
how come the only type of humor these autists know is the borat not joke
>annoying dyke on the couch
Please let the supersperg shut her the frick down
it's time
THE WHOLE RUN IS GONNA FRICKIN LOOK LIKE THIS?
So has there been any noteworthy cring / turboautist moments yet?
>THEY/THEM
Nice mental illness you have there. It probably really pisses him off that a conservative made this game huhmta0h
>80 minutes of fnaf with the brightness turned up to 200%
ebin
holy shit what the FRICK is this brightness AHAHAHAHAHAH THIS is what they chose to show during this marathon???
This has to be a troll, 90k for THIS.
90 thousand dollar run right here
SGDQ staff took my JUUL pods.
>wake up for silent hill 4
>its literally over
you're better off, the runner ruined it
It wasn't a mediocre run
You missed nothing
Insufferable runner who thinks he's a big eceleb with a personality so he didnt shut up about moronic shit you didnt miss much
So he turned the voices and music down to?
>FNAF
>Washed Out Super High Gamma Edition
my eyes
>brigtness too high to see anything
>no voice lines
>runner is a charisma sponge
good night v!
dam the charisma change is like whip lash.
The last guy was a 180.
>extremely bright screen
>voices disabled
This will be an exceptionally bad run, won't it?
>even the voices are disabled
holy SHIT
what the frick is it bright white for
they said something about, make it the easiest to see, instead of having to move in the dark
but it's a horror game
it's supposed to be dark
learn the level layout
I blame the guy running it for ruining the immersion
What the frick
How is this fun
I can't watch this
Lighting? Yes.
is it supposed to look like that?
>previous runner destroyed my ears
>this one is destroying my retinas
great runs
lol?
Hey! That's the guy that's running it now!
Lucky us!
>gamma washed shit
>almost as bad as goldeneye floor look
>horror game
>brightness at 5 million
what the frick is the point, imagine donating for this
speedrunners pervert everything
reminder that this was actually like 25k off of meeting the donation incentive, but they decided to switch this with silent hill so there would be more time to donate to it
Just remember, donators, you paid 90 thousand dollars to see this
To see fricking what
THE MOTION SICKNESS
imagine the onions level required to get motion sick from watching a twitch stream where the game footage takes up barely half the screen
The girl will keep adding her little quips trying to be funny.
I can't believe they accepted a run that plays at 200% fricking brightness who the hell else does this with any horror game
How fricking terrible has the schedule been this year. There are almost no runs I've cared about all day.
MY EYES
MY EYEEEEEESSSSSSS
>high brightness
>almost no interaction with the host
yep, I see this will be F
this looks awful
sauce
i forgot, you can always just go through the entire ruke34 for roxy to find out
This is too funny. Between the brightness, the LACK of all audio and this BORING FAT FRICK.
imagine donating money for this run just to get a troony on the couch
>THEY/THEM
>Acts like a total c**t
Checks out.
The whole point of the game lore is to hear them talk
I know very little about this game.
I thought freddy was the scary monster why is he a b***h now?
>came back and thought Silent Hill was still on
>oh no it's actually the game
>cringelords posting in chat to get people to donate for this game
>cringelords posting in chat that it's too bright and hurts their eyes
Are there any hot trannies at GDQs or is all just a bunch of autist trendies who can't even bothered to put in any effort other than taking pills, wearing leggings, and refusing to get haircuts?
>hot trannies
Just autists sadly
holy shit
i didnt know this game existed
i though fnaf was like the very first one. having a legitimate senior moment right now.
Black person there are like 8 FNAF games, it's a franchise
What fruit is the best fruit and why is it strawberries?
It can't be strawberries because cherries exist.
>disabled voice lines
for what fricking purpose
>b-but it saves 5 seconds
in a marathon run of a game that's barely even a speedrun
Why do you give a shit if voice lines are on in a marathon speedrun
Going from Silent Hill to FNAF really makes you wonder what the frick is wrong with zoomers.
How was this run even accepted Jesus Christ
Did they just see “FNAF” and let them in because it was easy money?
literally yes
my eyes
button 😀
I'm getting second hand cringe.
Wild that this is the nights raison d'etre and fatass over here turned off the voice lines and is like a boring, stuck up fat butthole.
KEK
>people paid $90,000 for this run
>this run is worth more than a car
>this run is worth more than a house in some places
You WILL watch your FNAF run and you WILL enjoy your white screen.
What a fricking joke
And you will NOT hear the voice lines!
I thought Phasmophobia had all the horror sucked out of it for its run but it had nothing on this. I might as well be watching CUBE on a loop. It's just abstract objects moving.
I'm only familiar with the original so I don't know why these things are mechas now guarding this giant place and talking with security
This game isn't even bad (for a FNAF game) if I was the dev I'd sue them for making my game look like dogshit
I'm gonna dunk your fricking head in a toilet and I will NOT let you back up for air.
it's a buggy, drawn-out mess
Make the couch(chair[female]) stop
>homosexuals actually were stoked for not only FNAF but some shitty fanfiction game not even made by the original creator.
It's sad what this place has become
Guys I’m think this run will be S for cringeKino
>EST: 1:20:00
>even subscriber only chat is saying this is painful to watch
lmao
who is any% no skip?
reminder
What the hell? Where's her beak?
Nice
So this is headed to F ville right?
Not the letter I had in mind
Z and I'm one of the guys who said Z rating is a moronic meme for outliers to troll
frick this stupid run if I wanted a white screen I would open Paint
Unwatchable.
You can't convince me this is necessary.
At least they have good chemistry.
Remember when GDQ had a touhou block?
>speedrunning touhou
unless it's Touhou 1, how the frick
it was a lot of fangame
>this game looks terrible
>message deleted by a moderator
Lol
Lmao
>Subscribing to GDQ
Are you a troony? 41% yourself.
based moron
what the frick were they thinking greenlighting this shit? this is probably the dumbest run so far
pokemon snap was worse
>1 hour 20 minute estimate
>runner and couch sound like they just woke up
>we do this so we can see
is there a single other game where speedrunners do this? wtf? just play it how it's meant to be played? I've seen this game and it's really not that bad. also
>EST: 1:20:00
this is a zoomer pussy who grew up with these games but doesnt like the icky horror parts
Somehow I hadn't noticed the estimate until now, I think I'm out.
>switches to prerendered cutscene
>the lighting and coloring is just fine, its not even dark, you can see across the entire room with only light shadows
>back to gameplay and its pastel madness again
Literally what the frick
[DEAD AIR]
Wait, is the dialogue muted? Why the frick
The guy said it saves 5 minutes apparently
Who gives a shit? This isn't a real speedrun, and even if it were it's a marathon run. If it isn't skill-intensive, it should at least be entertaining.
Milking the FNAF fanbase for 90k for this run and then turning off the dialogue and destroying all the atmosphere is just dumb.
I agree; I can’t imagine how much this game has been butchered. It is so bright that it’s like staring directly at the sun
Why is it so fricking bright
>it's been almost a decade since GDQ was a comfy fun event put on for the love of speedgaming
Just
genuinely the worst run of the marathon, don’t know how you can top this
say i've been naughty again
I should have stayed asleep
You can still catch a nap, the estimate is 1:20
holy frick these commentators are atrocious
Didn't get to watch at all yet, have there been any S-tier runs? Or any long runs you'd call comfy to have running on a second monitor?
A couple
GTA was comfy but would have just been a filler run in a good GDQ
Zelda
>90k for the most Z run
i am laffin
This is something an anon would do if given a slot. Just FRICK the audio and just FRICK the visuals while being the most boring c**t alive.
Does this mean the playable character has a darker shade of skin colour
it's been 10 minutes where are the jumpscares?
Calling it now, runner will hit the desk and tell couch to shut """their""" trap
What is the point of watching this shit again, I haven't bothered in years but It's just me muting the stream every 30 seconds because they say something cringe. Great experience.
>they/them
I hate these moronic snowflakes so much
MOONMAN MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE
SPICS AND Black folk SHOULD HANG FROM TREES
>troony on the couch nitpicks every little thing about the game because the creator is a conservative
Fukken oof.
I dont give a frick about no couch, but FNAF SB is a really rough and non-sensical game.
>look over for a minute
>it's dark again because of the Moon cutscene
>suddenly get flash-banged because of it upping the brightness immediately
HOLY FRICK
NINETY
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
Wait so is he playing without voices?
What's the point?
He's more or less playing without visuals too
it saves 0.265 microseconds
I thought I'd get used to the brightness being turned all the way up but holy frick this is some bullshit
FLASHING LIGHTS AHHHHHH TRIGGER WARNING
>People paid $90,000 for this to exist
Holy frick
why the frick do zoomers love this game so much, i dont get it.
>eye cancer brightness
>not current patch
>no voice lines
90k huh?
This b***h is just gonna shit on the game the whole run isn't she
Dude IMAGINE being in the crowd. At least I've muted the boring fatass and am in bed.
>another hour of this trash
Yeah frick this shit I’m gonna go play video games
How's the run so far? Are you having fun, anon? Worth $90,000?
She looks like she fricks human males
huh? she's only 12
Just right
>This entire fricking run
I've never played this, but was looking forward to a decent run, at least.
I don't get the hate. The game was interesting to play around Christmas. Moon is a good character.
The b***h in the corner does some dumb dry comments, I am okay with it. Compared to the show man of the silent hill run it's much better. I also really interested how he does it because I struggled.
Gee maybe it's the gamma set to 200%, voices and music set off, and the dull as frick autist runner.
The game's a fricking joke, the plot is flimsy, the gameplay is repetitive and dull, it lasts far longer than it should, it runs like shit, and to top it off it's riddled with bugs. FNAF has been shit since the first game, and the only reason that one was okay is because it was at least relatively unique at the time.
Gotta dip into another alphabet to rate how low this is. Ω for boring commentary and eye cancer
this run is Lynchian
It's certainly Petersonian, at least.
I would sooner start cutting than watch all of this.
sensitive today
>Subbed to this shit
Why?
not me I basically only read the removed posts while i lurk
kek, jannies working overtime
>NO CRITICISM ALLOWED
>horror block
>1 hour and 20 minutes of this maximum brightness vaporwave mess
>3 hours of omori of all things
what were they THINKING?
>a giant monolith of death hellbent on the annihilation of mankind? no, it's the gdq schedule
this guy is so nervous lol, his voice keeps wavering so much
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nocturne#0149
You're literally better than this run. That's how shit it is.
Why do they keep shitting on the game? lol
Yeah, I wonder
I know it looks like shit, but they're the runner/commentator and it was a donation incentive. Meanwhile it seems like they hate their own game
I feel like speedrunners are just prone to absolutely fricking hating the games they run, probably more so when they're as rancid as this game.
I feel like you two are zoomers that think if a runner isn't shouting like a lunatic constantly it indicates low interest in a game. In short, you are fricking morons.
Oh my god, he read me like a book!
mental illness
What was the name of this anime again?
plastic neesan
Thanks lads
Plastic Neesan
what are they doing to her?
F
Previously I said at least ICO would be the nadir.
I spoke too soon.
wheres the fresh cringe lads
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>50 fov
I wish I was half as passionate as this guy is about playing a video game.
For me? This is by far the worst run I've ever season.
It's SUBMLIME in how awful it is.
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SATURATED?????????
Pokemon Snap was more boring, at least he's not staring at the ceiling to reduce lag
man, if the speedrun isn't fun, why bother?
IM HOLDING MY BREATH STILL
ESA is going to be better
yeah
WAAAOW
Princess(Male) Quest
I know we say this like every other run, but this may legitimately be the worst run that has ever been, period.
>the worst run that has ever been, period.
c'mon, I'm sure there's a run thats 90% technical issues or something
Technical issues are one thing.
Everything is functioning properly and this is still unbearable. The brightness is like and entire class of failure all on its own.
at least tech issues are an entertaining shitshow
this is just rotten garbage
this runner is so low energy, I'd rather watch that spyro the dragon homosexual again
bruh spyro wasn't THAT bad, i gave it a solid C+
the woman making small comments on the couch is annoying as frick
they/them
where are these two? are they not at this year's event?
>yellow girl
banned
The lore of disabled voice lines?
>it's a "woman tries to provide funny color commentary" run
Even twitch chat is complaining about the brightness and the frickin twitch mods are deleting it, what a bunch of Black folk
>you're a tiny yellow girl
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHH THERE WHAT IS THAT ABOUT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS INCLUSIVE
The chick on the couch is so painfully trying to be funny while not at all goddamn how does a woman have this little social awareness?
>how does a woman have this little social awareness
women can be aspergers too
Homely nerd women are used to their nerd orbiters laughing at every weird comment they make in their discord channels
Her and fatass had the social knowhow to make a two hour run w/ no voice lines and pure white screen.
You're a fricking virgin loser and will never touch a girl in your life
>you're a tiny yellow girl
Whoa, racist much?
god I hate 1) GDQ 2) internet janitors 3) tr*nnies
and yet I keep comin back
Man, I can feel the enthusiasm from the runner.
How was any of the pathing this guy just did in that 2D segment optimal? This is trash.
>Game didn't meet incentive
>Play it anyways
>Shitty meme horror game
>No music
>No voices
>Brightness turned to max
>Runner and commentator have ZERO (NONE) chemistry
>Runner is clearly autistic
>they/them
This is such a massive shit show I love it so much.
you just know they made sure it was ran because of the children who will watch it
I can kinda understand the max brightness. but why no music or voices?
Did he even elaborate exactly how disabling voice lines saves time? What the frick
i don't really understand anything
it's like a music box trigger sim with clipping, overly bright graphics
I can't believe i'm disappointed that i'm NOT getting jumpscared
>woman ruins speedrun
Many such times
the girl on the couch is cute
IT'S THEY/THEM BIGOT!
is the commentary supposed to be asmr?
frick the lore i just want to frick the animals
Isn't it less scary if you have mecha Freddy going along with you?
>estimate
>1:20.00
Is it just me or is the wimmin on the couch, finding anything and everything they can to pick this game apart?
I think they're pretending to only like this game ironically or something. I don't know why.
she really hates the game, huh?
LETS HEAR IT FOR THE PROGRAMMING
>do things that break the game
>constantly shit on it
frick this b***h
she is so sassy. i love her
why is she so negative, she's sucking the energy out of this run
I won't make it, someone double post ZZZ for me when the time comes
>turn the gamma all the way up surely everyone will enjoy being blinded
Fricking idiots
chiiiica underweaaar
>Let's hear it for the programming
homie you just clipped through a wall shut up and turn down the brightness next time learn how to run a fricking game without ruining your eyesight squinting at how bright it is
i hate women so much it's unreal
>we did an exploit, this game suck XDDDD shoutout to dipshit programmers XDDDD
i hate this meme
I want to have SEX with chica.
>All Endings/Inbounds
>Goes out of bounds 20 minutes in
>No one cares because they want this to be over
I dont think you know what those words mean
I think you're a homosexual if you do.
You You You You
I like how the audience is doing their best to keep the energy in the room going at least
>CUTE CHAT AYAYA
BROKE 300K
WE DID IT REDDIT
Guys migrate to the new thread. Please
Migrate onto your knees howabout and choke on my dick
Yeah sounds fun but you need to migrate to the new thread
Frick this, I'm just gonna sleep until whatever the frick macbat 64 is
I'll be missing KFC but I guess I only like her for her chubby armpit pussy, not her voice