Shadow of the Erdtree

Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died down, they took too long to develop it and it's doubtful whether they will even release it.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you basing any of that on?
    It's an expansion, practically a sequel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >practically a sequel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically Shadow of the Erdtree will add the same amount of content as Zelda Tears of The Kingdom but based Fromsoft will call it an expansion instead of a sequel meanwhile ninten-drones are coping.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think From painted themselves into a corner with how they structured Elden Ring's story and endings.
          A prequel won't work, since you can't go around killing the Demigods that need to survive unto the time of the main story.
          A sequel won't work, because that would negate 90% of the endings, unless they want to make a game tailored around what ending you got, which would be a massive headache.
          A giant $60 expansion unironically makes the most sense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I think From painted themselves into a corner with how they structured Elden Ring's story and endings.
            You retarded, son?
            Every single DS2 DLC is a self-contained side story about killing some fuckhead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The point is that there's not enough in the lore to make a second game out of it.
              DaS2 had the fragments of Manus to work with, but Elden Ring is a much more straightforward story.
              Unless you want to go around killing the loser demigods who weren't even worth dignifying with a name the first time around.
              The Shattering would be an interesting setting, but we already know how it ends, who survives, etc.
              You can't even pull a "Hero of Oolacile" bait and switch like they did with Artorias in DaS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many times was Sinh named in the main game of DS2?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno about DS2 but...

                The point is that there's not enough in the lore to make a second game out of it.
                DaS2 had the fragments of Manus to work with, but Elden Ring is a much more straightforward story.
                Unless you want to go around killing the loser demigods who weren't even worth dignifying with a name the first time around.
                The Shattering would be an interesting setting, but we already know how it ends, who survives, etc.
                You can't even pull a "Hero of Oolacile" bait and switch like they did with Artorias in DaS.

                Miquella and the gloam eyed queen are huge characters that the DLC can be based on, the mystery of whatever force is taking over Godwyin's body too, the twinbird and the deathbirds who ruled over the death rites of the lands between before the erdtree are also related to all that. And a time travel DLC like in DS1 could still work in many different ways.
                What if we fight Radahn in a friendly duel without having to kill him but this time having to solo him while he is sane? What about the rot god that was sealed long ago by Malenia's master? We could pay a part into that... And even without these things, just seeing how the lands between looked before the war, or seeing a setpiece of grand battle, that would be fucking cool, Farum Azula used to be connected to Caelid and was a huge city that wasn't floating around in the sky, that would also be neat to see.

                There might not bee anough stuff to make a new game out of ER, but certainly therte's enough stuff to make an expansion and tie a few knots and have some nice fanservice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Miquella yes, but forget about GEQ, she's Velka 2.0

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Been thinking this.
                Crazy how significant Velka is for a character that is barely referenced across three separate titles.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100% this
                I also predict that they will add several new characters that have no or little relation to the current cast and leave you with more questions that answers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I'm agreeing with you.
                There's a lot to work with in terms of fleshing out the world that already exists, but a direct sequel would require a lot of narrative asspulls to work.
                They struck gold with ER, no pun intended, and they can't just sit on the IP, but I honestly don't know where you'd take it as a franchise considering how tight and final the story is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Unless you want to go around killing the loser demigods who weren't even worth dignifying with a name the first time around.
                This, I really really want this. Doubt it will happen though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of the Souls games invalidate endings from the previous games, they don't care

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dark Souls has a built-in excuse for that: alternating Ages of Fire/ Ages of Dark, with the inevitable entropy of that process leading to the events of DaS3.
              Elden Ring could probably do something like that by setting things on different worlds or in different ages with different configurations of an Elden Ring.

              Yeah, Elden Ring has the most lore of any Fromsoft game but it's way too... strange, it's not satisfying at all, and so obtuse too.
              Elden Ring was definitely not finished or did not come out all that much how Miyazaki wanted toward the end of development.
              There are even interviews were Miyazaki expresses he has regrets and he feels this is still not "it", it's not his definitive game ideal game.

              The ER lore is the least satisfying of any modern From game, to be honest. I hope Shadow of The Erdtree makes it more interesting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The ER lore is the least satisfying of any modern From game, to be honest. I hope Shadow of Th

                It pains me to say that this is true, people like to say that Bloodborne has the more obtuse lore but it's much more satisfying and legible once you get deep into it.
                In ER you are dumped with a bunch of info and moving parts that are cool at first but don't have much depth to them or don't have nearly enough answers to keep you invested, I'm not saying to answer everything, I'm not saying to handhold the player through it all, but fuck me, a little more guidance please, a hook.
                I still don't even know why all the enemies are zombies and attack the tarnished, like, why does Lasseax have a vendetta aginst us, wth did we do to Malenia? is she just schizophrenic? Mohg used to have a covenant where he'd ask you to join him but now in game he just appears and wants to attack you, at least with Morgott, Rykard, and Godrick it makes sense that they'd be hostile, they are haters and don't want no tarnished elden lord, and Godfrey is just competing against you in the tarnished free market.

                Also wtf is up with Melina? That was retarded, she appears as your maide in the first hour of the game and from then on she talks three times and then she burns and the player doesn't care or knows wtf was up with her, how was she born from Radagaon and Marika without anyone knwoing or caring about her? Was she always just born invisible?
                Back when the DLC wasn't announced Torrent was just a random ass horse with no lore attached to it, now we at least know he used to be Miquella's friend which is nice.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Melina is such a waste of waifu bait, she could have been the DS3 fire keeper premium, but she doesn't even appear when you level up, in ER whenever you level up there's just... silence.
                I thought the whole point of having Melina tied to every grace was so she could level you up without having to teleport anywhere, but she isn't even necessary for that, hell, even when she leaves once you enter Leyndell yoou can still level up anyway and nothing changed.
                Also it's kinda weird that she is the one that has to bring you to the roundtable hold but no one there knows or talks about who Melina is? How did the other tarnished reach the roundtable without Melina? It's like some kind of etheral magic place inside the Erdtree right?

                What the fuck Miyazaki?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >In ER you are dumped with a bunch of info and moving parts that are cool at first but don't have much depth to them or don't have nearly enough answers to keep you invested
                Yeah, it's the opposite of the other games: the more you learn about the story in ER, the less compelling it becomes.
                Things seem too detached and segregated to be worthwhile. Like Sellia and The Nox: it's an interesting connection, but it doesn't make the world feel larger and more connected, since the scope of their interaction with other parts of the game is so limited.
                And Farum Azula: it's cool that you can see the ruins in Limgrave, and there are a couple of Beastmen hanging out down below, but it doesn't feel connected.
                Bloodborne had the most coherent and satisfying lore/ setting of any of From's games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got a very distinct impression that they were working off of an outline from GRRM where he gives a cast of characters and a bunch of higher-level concepts for the setting with maybe a handful of ideas for how things might interact and develop with the expectation that a full narrative would flesh out the details, but then From just didn't do that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, yeah. As interesting as the idea of using another writer's ideas as a framework is, I'd prefer if they went back to doing their own thing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't shy away from having a lil more story in Sekiro, and that game sitll has secrets, so then, why did they decide that their new 90 hour game that's open world and it's the biggest thing they have ever done was gonna be the game with the LEAST story in it ever? There's lore, plenty of that, but the story is literally "go here, maybe muh age of stars, become le elden lord" and then the ending comes up and it's an anticlimactic cutscene and that's it.

                AC6 came out this year too and while it wasn't directed by Miyazaki it still has a lot of character interaction and shit going on to make sense of everything that's happening, it's the game with the most character interaction and voice lines that ER has done in a looong while, certainly the first one since Miyazaki's era.

                The item descriptions were a good addition in the other games but in ER they are a shitty crutch, and ain't nobody reading the description fo every single inconsequential item they find just to get a 0,00001% crumb of lore info, questline design is also outdated and shit.

                Fromsoft is at a crucial point now, Elden Ring is marking a new era for them, they are either going to learn and adapt and become better than ever, or they will stagnate and become boring, AC6 isn't perfect but it marks that they can try new things, I am hopeful but not 100% sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AC6 was directed by Yamamura who has been responsible for or at least involved in every good thing From has done since DaS1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know Miyazaki didn't write Sekiro, so was it him? In Sekiro I quite liked it but AC6 is way too anime for my taste, still has interesting stuff and I like some characters but there's something about the presentation that I just don't like, there are also some retarded moments in the story but let's not get into that.
                It's still good enough and Kekiro is top tier so

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is the kind of people who criticize ER's writing
                Let me guess, ADHD and high school dropout

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No retort
                >"muu zoomers"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What retort you fucking idiot?
                You seriously said Torrent was "some random ass horse with no lore attached to it", it's clear you're barely even capable of tying up your shoes, stick to velcro and don't talk about things you're too stupid to understand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tell me what Torrent's lore before the DLC was other than "magic horse that Melina gives you because she had him for some reason and also Ranni knows him but she won't specify how."

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The hint is what color his summoning animation has. All spirit summons have specific colorations hinting at how they came to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he ER lore is the least satisfying of any modern From game, to be honest
                Is crazy how boring the titular Elden Ring turned out to be, especially when compared to the First Flame or the Old Blood. Even the Dragon's Heritage was a more interesting narrative.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what does the Elden Ring even do, if it was shattered and it's the thing that controles reality, then how is reality not broken?
                I thought this would come into place in the game, in trailers we could already see those gravestone jutting out of walls, that made me think that the shattering would have waraped not only the physics in the world but also distorted the world itself.
                I thought perhaps Stormveil was cursed with eternal storms because of this, I thought maybe all the enemies in the game would mindless or deformed because of the ER breaking while they were still in the lands between, I thought there would be strange distorted areas all over, like places inert objects weren't affected by gravity or places where the night is perpetual, strange paranormal and vague shit like that, a good excuse to have variety in your open world as well as a strong sense of artistic direction and difference in each area WHILE keeping things cohesive.
                But... in the final game it ain't like that lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the wall gravestones were also a result of gravity glitching after the shattering lol, hows is Bloodborne lore more cohesive than ER lore? Bloodborne literally bases it's lore about things being incomprehensible and strange and it's still more cathartic to discover all the info.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Rune of Death was taken, which means no one can die.
                The Runes themselves seem to be aspects of the Demigods that hold them, if you read the item descriptions, and they apparently come into being when the Demigods are born (Morgott's, Malenia's).
                Marika is host to the Elden Ring, and apparently creates new physical laws whenever she has a child.
                I dunno.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Rune of Death was taken, which means no one can die.
                Except all the bosses you kill

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shsssh. Don't worry about that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so before Malenia was born things couldn't... rot or something?
                What about before Marika had any children?
                Also I literally kill animals and zombies in ER all the time, they fall down, stop moving, they are dead, is it canon that they revive and start walking away later? If so, then why do the humans look decrepit but not the boars and birds?
                What about all the corpses in the game that never revive? Castle Morne has a lot of corpses, so does Leyndell, so does Caelid, though some people seem to reanimate with the rot and be even MORE decrepit zombies, do different levels of damage make it so it's harder or easier for a person to "regenerate" and thus when they come back to life they are affected by...

                Nigga this shit is too convoluted, in Sekiro it's just the military of a clan, in Bloodborne it's the beastly curse and the great one's influence, in Dark Souls it's hollowing, in DeS it's the demons, but in ER you just have to cope to come up with an explanation that isn't even very sound.
                I know these games have work put behind the lore, I know that, but something suHispanicious is definitely going on here kid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Grace is what brings you back, you can see it so after death you return to the lands between

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but that's just for the tarnished

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Before Malenia there was Malenia's master and him defeating the Rot God. Malenia is more like a reincarnation of that rot but it was there before other elements.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because they recycled Hollow animations and behavior from Dark Souls and didn't bother to make it fit perfectly on how Elden Ring treats its version of "undeath".
                And Scarlet Rot, whatever it comes from, possibly some Cthulhu-like God, could have manifestated in another host before Malenia, but the game mentions no one before her.
                The only things mentioned to predate the Golden Order are whatever god/energy/pagan cult the Crucible is associated with and the Dragons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are multiple orders that predate the golden order.
                The golden order itself is a transitionary organization between 2 different orders - erdtree era - golden order - golden order fundamentalism.
                We see the history of Marika's own ethos evolve and burn away the old multiple times. Before her dominance she battled the Gloam Eyed Queen.
                Dragons and the Crucible aren't the same exact order either. Dragon cult is a derivation within Crucible.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also don’t forget, Maliketh defeated the GeQ for Marika. It may be easy to underestimate Maliketh’s power in lore, but he’s one of the most powerful characters. Remember: he beat GeQ and her apostles BEFORE he had destined death, since GeQ was the owner of it before which is why the blackflame fireballs lack red. Radahn stopped the stars and was the strongest demi-god, he forced Malenia into a last-resort attack. Maliketh would still beat him especially with destined death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maliketh choosing to be a hermit is the canon way they can explain him choosing not to intervene. His bond as Marika's shadow forces his hand in a way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is Marika’s shadow, after all. Just like Blaidd we do see individuality with Maliketh, he shows genuine remorse and responsibility for Godwyn’s death and holds a vow to never let it happen again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's ready to watch the whole world get consumed by TTWID over it. Marika's grab for power fucks the whole world up and everyone close to her except Gideon sees it was a massive fuck up.
                Even Marika sees it if you really delve into the dialogue. Her last speech to the people was urging them to look deep into the faith so they can dismantle it and move past it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It said a lot when even Enia, someone you’d assume would be the embodiment of the Finger’s will, encourages you to go through and burn the tree. Even she’s realized that Marika doesn’t want what the fingers want anymore, this age needs to end.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Enia
                One of the most endearing moments in the game. I still get jaded slightly seeing her corpse in my completed file.
                The elden beast even knew he fucked up as evidenced here

                >and let's assume that the Elden Ring's "order" only applies to humans
                No reason to do this when there are multiple subplots about the "order" throwing humanity in the bin and trying to restart with the demi-humans.

                Radagon was going around seeding the Golden Order faith in the demi humans before being sealed up knowing he probably isn't going to be making it out this incarnation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's a bit retarded, if it's untrue that's on you, if it's true, that's on FROM.
                The soldiers, knights, and footsoldiers in ER all use new animations tho, so unless they were cut animations from former games then uh...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could handwave it away with the idea that death only applies to creatures with intelligence.
                Also, death and rebirth in Elden Ring is about being recycled through the roots of the Erdtree. Major boss souls are "hewn into the Erdtree", which you could use as an explanation for why they don't come back.
                As for zombies/ humans, we'll, let's say killing Kenneth Haidt sends him to the back of the reincarnation line because he's a 2tb file, but zombies are such absolute dregs that it's like transferring a 93kb jpg from the recycle bin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ER's explanation for enemy agressions is still mostly shit and convoluted and you know that, the rest of From's games did a good job but not here, I care about ER, I love From, and I'm interested in their coming games but this is all just cope bro.
                The wandering noble ashes say that being a zombie is a result of eternal life even after death but if this is true, and let's assume that the Elden Ring's "order" only applies to humans, then there are still so many fucking inconsistencies that don't explain agression or why some people don't revive.

                Also what a weird place to put the lore behind the zombies in the game, in all the other games the reason why you are attacked on sight is front and center, a crucial part of the lore, here it just seems handwaved.
                It's like GRRM vaguely tried to make a reason why the world is decrepit in the future but he didn't know how the game was gonna be designed so he didn't give a foolproof explanation that would allow for From to make all the cool enemies they wanted, and Miyazaki probably didn't want to tamper much with GRRM's work, so they kinda just let this inconsistency happen and tried to make players not focus too much on the physics and logic of what's happening in the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and let's assume that the Elden Ring's "order" only applies to humans
                No reason to do this when there are multiple subplots about the "order" throwing humanity in the bin and trying to restart with the demi-humans.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shitposters don't actually play the games they shitpost about.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How is that a shipost?
                You can disagree with it all you want, but it's actual discussion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it is intentionally shitty and not actual discussion.
                You haven't replied to any other posts that countered you you aren't interested in actual discussion you are just trying to frame your discord posts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even that anon. Your standards for discussion just seem to be based around what you know/ believe about the story.
                And to pre-empt it: no, I don't use discord.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He still hasn't replied to any of the posts that replied to him, except the one shitting on him.
                He'd have used his time to reply to the genuine responses if he was being genuine. Instead he's using it to kvetch at people saying he's shitposting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I don't have a horse in this race except to say that discussion, even if it's misinformed, isn't shitposting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I am the anon that was complaining about the lore but I'm not the one making up stuff about a discord, take into a ccount that Ganker is anonymous so chances are you might have even spoken to 4 different fags lmao, maybe you are not even the guy I think you are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also what a weird place to put the lore behind the zombies in the game, in all the other games the reason why you are attacked on sight is front and center, a crucial part of the lore
                It's a part of the lore here too. The zombies are from a time before the shattering turned the world to shit and are doing what they would do in life. (you) are the aggressor attacking them to their zombo brains.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but this is all just cope bro
                Oh, absolutely. It works for some enemies, but not for others. But then again, there have always been story concessions to gameplay in these games, like permanently killing a non-hollowed NPC in Dark Souls.
                Just have to let it slide, because there's no satisfying way of integrating all gameplay mechanics with story mechanics.
                well, there is, but they don't

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what does the Elden Ring even do
                Elden Ring is The Pattern from Chronicles of Amber. It's indeed a code of reality, but it's still mostly intact.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >code of reality
                Interesting way of looking at it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Chronicles of Amber has a shitload of computer romance in it, too. Merlin was literally a programmer who coded a Pattern based computer for example. And since Zelazny is Martin's mentor and friend, it's undoubtedly influenced ER's setting too.
                Hell the Goldmask is a divine programmer too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds cool, will look into the series, thanks anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elden Ring has so much interesting weird shit with all these alien beings and intelligences, mimicry, celestial bodies, ancient civilizations, reality warping, but none of it really goes anywhere and there aren't any big reveals or moments where it all comes together in some interesting way, it's just kind of there. It wouldn't be too hard for them to tie it all together in a satisfying way, like you go to the moon and find some kind of alien civilization that was experimenting on people and accidentally fucked themselves and the planet by doing something that made it attractive to all these powerful outer gods.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is basically what I'm hoping for from the DLC. I've given up on the idea of a hard sci-fi turn, but if they can pull a string that draws things together in a satisfying way, I'll be happy.
                It's just too disjointed as it is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've given up on the idea of a hard sci-fi turn
                I initially was going to write you go to the moon and discover shit like cloning factories and communications arrays but yeah I don't think they're going for sci-fi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Elden Ring has the most lore of any Fromsoft game but it's way too... strange, it's not satisfying at all, and so obtuse too.
            Elden Ring was definitely not finished or did not come out all that much how Miyazaki wanted toward the end of development.
            There are even interviews were Miyazaki expresses he has regrets and he feels this is still not "it", it's not his definitive game ideal game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will shadow of the erdtree actually patch the game up or will it be like most other DLCs and just be about something different?
              People like to joke that Fromsoft DLCs are unrelated to the final game but unironically DS3 DLC, DS1 DLC, and Bloodborne DLC are super important and some of the most memorable content in those games, in many instances actually quite lore important too, in DS1 DLC you fight Artorias and aencounter Manus, in Bloodborne DLC you fucking find Kos and fight against Ludwig, in DS3 DLC you literally stand at the end of the world in the wasteland that appears in the begining cinematic of the game.
              If Shadow of the Erdtree is the biggest DLC yet for their biggest game yet... how will it come out?

              I am a harsh critic of Elden Ring and it's shitty copypaste and unbalanced combat but I am unironically baseding at the idea of what this expansion can do for the game if it's a SotFS scenario but good.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's because hiring that fat fuck was a mistake. Making it Dark souls 4 or whatever with Dark souls lore and world would have been a better solution.
              And he knows this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure that's the case bro, I dunno how the GRRM thing went but I believe that ER's world has a lot of potential, it still does, we've had enough of Dar Souls and ash and burning stuff and being le hollow IMO.
                It's ok if you really like that setting and you prefer it though, Dark Souls is still pretty kino

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GRRM
                i was pissed when I learned he had such a little role in the game yet was plastered on the marketing, he set the ground work and Miyazaki wrote the rest

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love how salty Ganker fags are about the fatman's involvement. The entire drama surrounding the Royal Family is the exact style for GRRM and is very distinct from other Fromsoft storylines. There is no reason to doubt his involvement aside from the fact you're a butthurt hipster.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hipster
                >grrm
                Lol, lmao even

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes if you hate one of the most popular modern fantasy authors just because he's popular, you are a hipster.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you mean contrarian and no

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I really enjoyed the lore that was there, but Elden Rings lore just has way too many holes. And I don't mean contradictions, but just huge details that are completely missing or not explored much. None of their previous games felt like this, like obviously there were some things that were up to interpretation but in Elden Ring lore it often feels like there's nothing to interpret because it's just plain missing, so all you can do is insanely farfetched guesswork.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >None of their previous games felt like this
                lmao, even if you want to restrict this to Soulshit it's not at all true, if you want to actually talk about other FROM games then things get much worse.
                Also what are those supposedly huge holes, I'm interested.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's going to bring up npc villages and minigames or some shit.
                If it isn't something terrible like that anons will reply explaining the lore she doesn't get and she won't reply to any of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not the anon who you replying to, but:

                Why do we depend on Melina to bring us to the roundtable? Wee all the other tarnished there brought by her? Doesn't seem that way, also Melina's absence through the whole game even though realistically she should be aiding you and trying to vet you to see if you would be a good lord is very retarded.
                Why are there Caelid enemies in the mountaintops of the giants? They are clearly animals warped by the scarlet rot and saying otherwise is cope. Explain to me the huge skeletons and scary crying statues on the eternal cities. The first guy you talk to in the game makes a point tarnished having maides to guide them but we don't meet a single maiden ever and we don't know why other fellow tarnished don't have one. Therolina is just a fucking... "spirit"? That appears to aid us in Radahn Festival and that's it, also there's the tarnished eater invader which is kind of a weird idea but i guess From had to put the butcher woman reference again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do we depend on Melina to bring us to the roundtable?
                How would the PC even know about the Round Table, retard?
                >Wee all the other tarnished there brought by her?
                Could the other tarnished see the Grace?
                >also Melina's absence through the whole game even though realistically she should be aiding you and trying to vet you
                She's always by your side retard and you can summon her for the fight against Margitt in the capital, if you need her help for every little thing then how is she even vetting you? Retard.
                >Why are there Caelid enemies in the mountaintops of the giants?
                I didn't know the rot was localized entirely in Caelid, I could have sworn there's an entire fucking lake under Liurnia or something...
                It's almost like the fire monks who got down to Caelid to fight against the rot enslaved some of those things, which is why the dogs have chains, but clearly those details are lost on the average Twit...oh I'm sorry, -X- user.
                >Explain to me the huge skeletons and scary crying statues on the eternal cities.
                No, I don't think I will.
                >but we don't meet a single maiden ever
                The first corpse you find in the very first 10 seconds of gameplay is that of your maiden, you imbecile, which was killed by Varre, same as the one in the church where you find Vyke's red phantom, it's almost like it was established Mohg had this business about killing maidens to prevent Tarnished from doing their job and turn them to his side or something...
                >Therolina is just a fucking... "spirit"?
                At this point I find it hard to believe you actually touched this game in any capacity, I cannot really argue in good faith with somebody who supposedly can't even use their eyes.
                Work on your trolling, you're supposed to rile people up with half truths and implicactions instead of looking like a drooling idiot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How would the PC even know about the Round Table, retard?
                They wouldn't be able to
                >Could the other tarnished see the Grace?
                No, how does this answer my question tho? Anyways, now that I thought about it, maybe it was their maidens that brought them to the roundtable, but then again, none of the tarnished ever speak of how their maidens fucking died, would be nice to have that to confirm
                >She's always by your side retard and you can summon her for the fight against Margitt in the capital, if you need her help for every little thing then how is she even vetting you? Retard.
                You are a dumbass, if you don't get what's wrong with how it currently works in the game, you are beyond saving.
                >I didn't know the rot was localized entirely in Caelid, I could have sworn there's an entire fucking lake under Liurnia or something...
                It's almost like the fire monks who got down to Caelid to fight against the rot enslaved some of those things, which is why the dogs have chains, but clearly those details are lost on the average Twit...oh I'm sorry, -X- user.
                I just watched some gameplay of the mountaintops right now and the crows has no chains on them also what a retarded justification, this is definitely bait but I have fun answering.
                >The first corpse you find in the very first 10 seconds of gameplay is that of your maiden, you imbecile, which was killed by Varre, same as the one in the church where you find Vyke's red phantom, it's almost like it was established Mohg had this business about killing maidens to prevent Tarnished from doing their job and turn them to his side or something...
                I've heard this before, I know our finger maiden is that dead girl at the begining of the game, anyways how the fuck did Varre get there to the precipice of anticipation? The portal that leads to it doesn't work without a magic stonesword

                I would answer your last question but Ganker says my comment is too long anyways you are a bitch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No u
                At least you stopped pretending you're anything but a subhuman tourist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >None of their previous games felt like this
                Laughable

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                y'aint are a lore enthusiast methinks

                The hint is what color his summoning animation has. All spirit summons have specific colorations hinting at how they came to be.

                bro they are all Blue

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not all the same shade of blue. You didn't think the mannequins being a dark blue mattered?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know anymore but I swear I'm an HS dropout

                Not him but "The sun in eclipse is said to be the symbol of the Wandering Mausoleum where the soulless demigods slumber"

                Soulless? Godwyin is soulless and Castle sol's ritual was Miquella shenanigans wasn't it? So then... Are there other demigod who had their soul stolen? How? When? Why? Godwyin is the only to get so much reverence and to turn into a fishman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The coloration of things tends to matter in elden ring. You can see the same parallel going along all the various golden order incants or the various sorcery schools.

                Look into the variations and then look into how Torrent is similar to other spirit summons but not the same. Look at how the various big wigs in the golden order end up having animal companion shadows and how Serash is in a golden coloration for Godfrey.
                What Torrent is has tons of hints even in the base game.

                Don’t the ones that dupe bosses also have a bell?

                I think. Bells to resound the order, no bells because that old faith is "silent" hence the way they rage out even without you trying to climb them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What Torrent is has tons of hints even in the base game.
                Bro people were theorizing Torrent was formerly Vyke's or Marika's all the time.
                I know people important in the golden order are often guarded by animals in ER's world, Ranni with Blaidd, Marika with Maliketh, Godfrey and Serosh, but... Radahn got only his normal ass horse, Rykard found the serpent inside mount Gelmir and wasn't bestowed it, however, let's assume that animal companions are only given to empyreans and their lords, this makes more sense, Marika and Ranni fit this theory but what about Malenia? What about Miquella? We now know that Miquella had Torrent but how could we know before? Besides, all the other beasts up until now were... well, beastly, a wolf, a lion, a huge fucking wolf that looks like Guts... we had no vegans in there.

                I know color matters a lo in ER, to signify each school of magic and each ideology and gods tied to them, but Torrent is just a spirit that has the same effect as the summoning ashes, that's how I recall it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bro people were theorizing Torrent was formerly Vyke's or Marika's all the time.
                They were wrong.
                Torrent has always been a spirit mount that has his physical body somewhere else. Even before the reveal of Miquella riding him for the dlc people knew what he was because the hints laid out already fit into place for him specifically.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A prequel won't work, since you can't go around killing the Demigods
            There are other gods before Marika that you can definitely insert into the lore and include as boss fights. Marika wasn't the first Empyrean either since Placidusax and the GEQ were the same.
            >A sequel won't work, because that would negate 90% of the endings
            DaS 1 had two different endings and it was obvious that the Linking the Fire ending became the canon ending due to DaS 2 and 3 existing. Who honestly gives a shit if one of the endings of ER becomes the canon ending.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They'll just include some sort of time-dimension travel like they did with Dark Souls 1, Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3 in a lesser extent.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A prequel won't work, since you can't go around killing the Demigods
            Who did you think were in the walking mausoleums? Godwyn wasn't the only demi-god killed that night.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure Godefroy could be in there

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's in a gaol. The walking mausoleums were the other demi-gods killed that is why you can dupe remembrances there.
                Some predate the golden order and can only duplicate non-GO remembrances.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did Vyke get imprisoned in a Gaol but also have a frenzy-infested corpse run around? I assumed gaols could work for entangling both the spirit and a physical being. I forgot some of the Vyke lore so if this was properly explained I just don’t remember.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same way Dungeater does it.

                Yeah, but there's no hype for them, since they're never alluded to in the base game.
                If the Walking Mausoleums had some little unique story behind each of them, then you could flesh them out, but they're all just copy-pasted.
                You can't get someone to care about a Goddica or Godlick sight unseen.
                In DaS2, the bosses were at least an extension of a theme that had been hinted at via Nashandra.

                They did have an unique story surrounding them. You figure out they are the other demi-gods that have been killed and erased from history. Then you stumble on the raging mausoleums that can ONLY dupe non-GO remembrances and then you realize that the re-writing of history has been going on for a long time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, and that adds depth to the overall story if youre doing a deep dive, but doesn't give the average person who bewt the game once and is on the fence about buying the DLC something to get excited about.
                The prospect of meeting Miquella, or going back in time to meet Godwyn before he became a living dead fish monster would generate more sales than a trailer about characters that weren't even hinted at in the base game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not trying to sell the dlc to some imaginary on the fence loser, just stating that there was lore attached to the mausoleums.

                Alot of the "this means nothing" shitposting is just idiots posting in bad faith.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is lore to a lot of things.
                But the fact there are a dozen of Mausoleums due to open world design recycling does not imply there were only twelve dead demigods before Godwin the Golden and some people can't process this data.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. It implies that there are 12 other demi-gods that have been erased from the history. Only x amount of them can dupe golden order aligned remembrances so only x amount are from the Night of the Black Knives.
                It's basic deduction. There's even an epitaph around one of them you find explicitly stating that the dead gods rest there and that the mausoleums walk to keep the deathblight off the demi-gods. Also why their heads are cut off.

                It's like you homosexuals haven't even played the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where is it even said that wandering mausoleums house other dead demigods? And the erasing history part? When I played the game they just seemed to me like random fucking buildings with legs where you could for some reason dupe your remembrances which was fucking weird. Were there really so many other demigods who aren't even mentioned by anybody or any description and also no longer have any type of influence in the world of the game any more?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A couple of ghost npcs comment on that, one for sure is located by the entrance of one of the churches in the Weeping Peninsula.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to infer it.
                >you can dupe remembrances there
                >but only some types at some mausoleums
                >the types you can or can't are reflected in if the mausoleum is walking or seething
                >walking to not be where deathblight is
                General theory is elden beast has had them removed from history and thinks they don't exist due to being autistic. You the player can go up to them and see they exist though, the elden beast can't. It is out of sight out of mind to the beast.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t the ones that dupe bosses also have a bell?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *demigods

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but "The sun in eclipse is said to be the symbol of the Wandering Mausoleum where the soulless demigods slumber"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                M8, you really have to relax.
                My point has always been that there's every reason to expect that the expansion will be huge, since a sequel would require too many story contrivances.
                I also don't think that they'll just make another gauntlet of demigods that we've never heard of because that's not really attractive to normalfags who already beat the game, and From will of course want to maximise sales.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well they could still pull out another forgotten demigod out of their ass or something if they want to so long as they make it justice and make up some lore about he was always in le shadows or he has been erased from history.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Headcanon - gaols only keep you locked up if you believe they do. Vyke had immeasurable seethe from the 3 fingers and dragon waifu shit. Dung eater can also project himself and he is the embodiment of shit as a person.
                They lacked the faith in reality itself enough to be contained.
                [...]
                Godefroy makes sense though. Spirit Chunning girl's arc shows you Godfrey was willing to experiment on everyone to do his chimeric shenanigans. Doing it to his own family to test it is reasonable.

                I actually still have to do Dung Eater’s quest as it’s the only ending I haven’t gotten. I remember seeing him project himself with an invader-aura into the roundtable but what felt different was intent, like we see Vyke in the Gaol has the burned armor but his spear is a special variant without frenzy or the ash and he uses dragon cult spells. Like I said, need to do dung eater’s quest which I’m on a replay rn so I’ll do it and maybe I’ll see something. Also
                >spirit chunning girl
                never got far in this outside of getting her into the roundtable and set up since I never used spirit ashes. Will do this. Also learned patches CAN kick you in this game, I can’t believe I missed that but at the same time it’s one of the easier ones to miss. Game is just huge.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not different. The 2 guys with unimaginable seethe at the world are both shown not in their gaols because they don't want to be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Headcanon - gaols only keep you locked up if you believe they do. Vyke had immeasurable seethe from the 3 fingers and dragon waifu shit. Dung eater can also project himself and he is the embodiment of shit as a person.
                They lacked the faith in reality itself enough to be contained.

                Godefroy was probably the worst thing they did in ER; best to pretend it never happened.

                Godefroy makes sense though. Spirit Chunning girl's arc shows you Godfrey was willing to experiment on everyone to do his chimeric shenanigans. Doing it to his own family to test it is reasonable.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but there's no hype for them, since they're never alluded to in the base game.
              If the Walking Mausoleums had some little unique story behind each of them, then you could flesh them out, but they're all just copy-pasted.
              You can't get someone to care about a Goddica or Godlick sight unseen.
              In DaS2, the bosses were at least an extension of a theme that had been hinted at via Nashandra.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >since you can't go around killing the Demigods that need to survive unto the time of the main story.
            What's the problem? They can just add Starscrouge Radahan or some shit. They have proven that they don't care about anything with Godefroy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Godefroy was probably the worst thing they did in ER; best to pretend it never happened.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Godefroy is the worst thing they have done PERIOD tbh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Astel reskin and Godefroy at the same game.
                And they wouldn't even be missed if removed.
                WHY DID FROM DO THIS.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea it's just baffling and embarrassing. The Astel reuse was so fucking disappointing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like half the bosses in DS2 were Godefroys from DS1

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically Shadow of the Erdtree will add the same amount of content as Zelda Tears of The Kingdom but based Fromsoft will call it an expansion instead of a sequel meanwhile ninten-drones are coping.

            >practically a sequel

            https://i.imgur.com/KCmB2nk.png

            Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died down, they took too long to develop it and it's doubtful whether they will even release it.

            They already confirmed it's not a prequel or sequel.

            It's a remix, they are adding new enemies, new quests, finishing npc queslines, changing enemy positions, adding sailing to visit other lands, adding new weapons, magic, armor. It will just take place in the same map with only like 3 new areas the size of Caelid.

            The only issue?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you sure about that? Where and when did they confirm this?
              It's a better thing for a fresh playthrough to enjoy the DLC and it also skips the obvious pocket dimension DLC cope.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think that they've confirmed this but this is more or less what I was expecting, From DLCs tend to have some surprises though, remember when people though ringed city was about Londor? Shit's fucked man, back in the day we thought Elden Ring was gonna be sci fi with aliens and robots, you never know until the end, say what you want about From but they always deliver something surprising along with the recycled souls shit.

              I just hope bosses, music, and dungeons are top tier, just line in all the other DLCs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice headcanon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >They already confirmed
              No they haven't you fucking lying homosexual why do you just fucking lie like that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have literally zero idea about Dark Souls lore, don't you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As with DaS they coudve used other lands while retaining things or themes of the series.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >A giant $60 expansion unironically makes the most sense.
            It's going to be 30 bucks at most.
            Probably more like 20, considering how they priced previous smaller expansions.

            But anyway, does it actually genuinely matter for some people if it'd fit in or not...?
            Just give me new areas, new bosses, new enemies and items, without repeating any of it an endless amount of times like they did in the main game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope it’s a new game. 18 months is a long time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just hope it’s more Elden Ring

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                18 months is absolutely not enough time to develop a new game, you fucking delusional mong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look at how often Armored Core games released on PS2.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And?

                Yea I pretty much only play fromsoft Capcom and koei games. Some rpgs here and there persona and smt are good. The rest of of what’s out there is pure shit. Western studios there’s not a single one worth giving attention to

                The Talos Principle 2 is pretty damn good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                New games developed in under 18 months, repeatedly and consistently.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The size and quality of ER?
                Nope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >old games didn't take as long to develop, therefore this modern game also shouldn't take much time to develop
                anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the same developer doing the same thing - making an expac of their base game.
                Don't give me excuses we have evidence of this exact studio doing it before. We are talking about the SAME EXACT studio repeating the SAME EXACT thing they've already done a dozen times before.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doing the same exact thing
                I didn't realize Elden Ring had the scope of and tech of a PS2 game. you sure showed me. after all development times ballooning with each generation is only observable with fromsoft!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does and now you know.
                >not knowing the open world was pre-generated and then gone over with a brush
                You underestimate how fast developing a game that generates itself can be.

                Again, ER is way bigger and more detailed than any of their previous games.
                If they pump out another game in the next 6 months, it will be an entirely different game that they've been working at even before ER released.

                At a cursory glance, but not really. You've seen the STRIDER from AC6 overlayed onto the LB, do you think it took the same amount of time to create both?
                The STRIDER took more time to develop since it wasn't randomly generated based on inputs it was actually designed from concept to what we see by hand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when the thread is about to archive so you go out saying the most retarded shit imaginable

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seething because you don't have a real reply

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t make a real reply the thread is about to end. I’ll just say that by this logic, the Xylem took like 10x longer to develop than Elden Ring.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you can waste time kvetching right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll make a Barney thread just for you if you wanna see some kvetching

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you tranny homosexuals truly cant help but to reveal yourselves to be tranny homosexuals, huh? every time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here comes the Goldson! Weeee here it comes!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's a Xylem?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I actually ponder this. Fromsoft seems to be the only company pumping repeating games out, and it’s working,
                Why have all the corporations switched to this delayed games while pursuing new IPS and game engines.
                I would and I’m sure the company would to, be much happier playing Witcher 5 right now than Cyberpunk.
                Majoras mask, Links awakening, Conkers bad fur day, Donkeykong 64, Baldurs Gate 2 were all great games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fromsoft seems to be the only company pumping repeating games out,
                bro capcom is right there

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, another cashcow. Though this one I think is low quality but the fans don’t and that’s what matters.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always wonder what kind of person and how shitty their life must be to be to get this mad on v opinions.
                We know fromsoft is a workhorse, and they already have the game engine all made. Every other DLC was 9 months, most Dark Souls games took 3 years to make, reusing the same engine I think ER2 could be done in 2 years. We will see I guess.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, ER is way bigger and more detailed than any of their previous games.
                If they pump out another game in the next 6 months, it will be an entirely different game that they've been working at even before ER released.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2 years of development time for DLC to a game known for being enormous.
        That's the same length of the dev cycle that From took with the first Dark Souls.
        Shadow of The Erdtree is going to make Elden Ring a gigantic chore to complete when the "GOTY" version is released.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >make Elden Ring a gigantic chore to complete when the "GOTY" version is released.
          It's really not that bad unless you are trying to 100% it.
          90% of mini-dungeons are unnecessary, they don't have key items, important gear, etc.
          You can get on Torrent and beeline it to the few remaining points of interest (legacy dungeon, mines for upgrade materials, maybe a golden seed/tear/crystal tear or two)
          The worst area (Mountaintops) is a 5 minute horse ride if you go directly from the start to the end without distractions

          I doubt that the DLC would be harder to do

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            on a second playthrough ignoring the shittass duingeons is fine, but in the first playthrough you only know one thing, there's secondary content, and some of it is godly and great and has nice rewards, and lot of it i expanadable and might be repetitive or boring. Solution? Play like a good game baccum cleaner and explore everything trying to find a smuch as you can, the best secret area in the game might be around the corner after all, so then, by the end of the game you get burned out, it is what it is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nevermind me just sipping some wine I saved from the last time this happened.
        It WILL win at least a GOTY category like pic related as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't stop Zelda or Persona from cashing in. What makes you think it won't work for Fromsoft?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fromsoft style DLC so it'll be somewhere in the super late game but be about 1/3rd the size of the main game. It's not really a sequel, its not going to be big enough to call it that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1/3 the size of a game that's 3x bigger than previous From games
        so basically a new game

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From is probably going to shut down within the next year and Japan will collapse shortly afterward

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We can only hope, ac6 was ruff man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KCmB2nk.png

      Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died down, they took too long to develop it and it's doubtful whether they will even release it.

      Hello Discord sisters. Careful not to overdose on the copium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that will be the day I never buy another video game again. Fromsoft is carrying the industry on their backs, u know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I pretty much only play fromsoft Capcom and koei games. Some rpgs here and there persona and smt are good. The rest of of what’s out there is pure shit. Western studios there’s not a single one worth giving attention to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is capcom doing, I was lamenting the complete irrelevancy of the Breath of Fire series on here and some stated Capcoms pretty much a Slot Machine company now.
          What Capcom games are you playing?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but I've been happy to see them pulling Resident Evil up out of the septic tank finally, and DMC5 was great. I don't play fighting games but people seem to like SF6 a lot too

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >finally
              REmake 2 is already four and a half years old, do you count that too?
              "Finally" makes it sound as if it's been like just this or last year.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I meant "finally" in reference to the decade long festival of trash that RE turned into after RE5

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t know how I didn’t know they were RE. That makes perfect sense, thanks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What is capcom doing, I was lamenting the complete irrelevancy of the Breath of Fire series on here and some stated Capcoms pretty much a Slot Machine company now.
            wot? Capcom has been consistently been putting out RE and MH titles for awhile now, and Itsuno has/is released/releasing DMCV and Dragon's Dogma 2. you sure they didn't mean Konami?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been demoralized and will promptly buy Starfield instead, sirs

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the new armor, weapons, enemies, locatiosn etc. is just going to be reskins of stuff that was already in fromsoft games

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am demoralized and will now cut off my dick and become a transvestite

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am demoralized and will now drive a truck into a shopping mall thank you sirs

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    source: your ass

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rapid fire DLC spam GOOD
    >Expansion packs BAD

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played elden ring and am waiting for this dlc to play it, know plenty others that feel the same.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    7

    Nice headcannon homosexual

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im more excited for this dlc than i am fucking actual game releases.
    Thats how fucking shit things are right now for games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that's how shit my taste is right now
      FTFY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh please anon, list me some exciting games this coming year. I cant wait to hear your refined brilliant taste in trash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, I'm not a zoomer who thinks you can only play newly released games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats why im excited for a dlc of a game from almost 2 years ago.
            Fucking retarded nagger.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You must have a real shitty narrow taste in games if this year didn’t give you at least one title to enjoy.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting patiently for the kino that is coming, however long it takes. :3

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all shazamposting discord trannies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember. The Itulihya Guidelines were real and it was a pastebin composed of a list of tactics to follow in the event of being caught sabotaging a thread.

      if I remember correctly some of the points were

      >not to answer
      >accusing others of being trannies
      >accusing others of being conspiracy theorists
      >to answer posts impersonating other users to generate fights that would divert attention
      >abadonate the thread to wait for it to "cool down".

      You can detect such tactics in threads even today. Real guerrilla shit.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but this isn't zeldaslop
    we actually play videogames here

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks ill ever forget about ER when Ganker posts about it constantly
    Not only will I buy it I'll preoder it as well and send Miyazaki an email with my favorite foot porn

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually it won’t sell

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All it takes is one good trailer and everyone will be back. Hopefully at the Gay Awards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gay awards this year are definitely going to have some nice announcements, Kojima and Miyazaki are well aquainted with Jeff keely and there's alwaysa chance of a random third trailer that shows a game worth caring for too, the last couple of years of gaming shows have been kinda shit so this streak has to end at some point.
      I will admit that even if the games are shit it's usual still pretty find to sit back and laugh at the cringe or rage at the worst possible picks for the categories.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, always a good laugh with Ganker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, always a good laugh with Ganker

        I enjoy the designated thread every year.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it, I purposely have a character saved with everything done except Malenia and Radagon/Elden Beast just so I can jump right into the DLC as soon as it drops

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died down
    you mean like how nobody played Phantom Liberty because the CP2077 hype had died down since it's release in 2020?

    it LITERALLY had more peak concurrent players on steam than CP2077 had before it's release

    holy shit Ganker is full of retards

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From better deliever an addition to Ranni's questline where you can actually save Blaid...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not happening, anon: he's a tragic character, not meant to live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't save Blaid, his fate is a consequence of being Ranni's shadow.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people were using burial tree watchdog webms to try and shitpost the game to death before release

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people were saying the animations were broken and unfinished because of how it would float without moving its legs, as if it wasn't supposed to be an animated statue
      it ended up being one of my favorite fromsoft boss designs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shazamtrooning was so funny but a part of me wishes I stayed off Ganker to go in 100% blind into ER, I will probably do that with the expansion tbh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This fucking jak with morning stars attached to the MLG was great.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that whole image set was great, it somehow predicted what elden ring actually was like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember taking those webms as confirmation that the game was going to be about robots and going to the moon.
      Good times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember playing the game and constantly looking up at the moon expecting that bit of symbol you can see on it to start doing something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. Was certain it was going to be significant.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know the rules

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Malenia is half prosthetics and is blind yet still sees you somehow
        >Moon is everywhere and Ranni’s ending is close enough
        You predicted it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All that stuff is still in the game. Farum Azula was Net Laputa and it got shattered by Astel plummeting to earth.
        90% of the inhabitants in the lands between are simulacra already it isn't just the nightkin.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immense cope.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is shit and therefore the DLC will be shit, but you severely underestimate Soulstards. They are strong contenders for the most retardedly autistic playerbase in modern games. They will jump on and felate anything even remotely soulslike in appearance and not shut up about it for months.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why causes the discordtroon tendie dregs to seethe so much over ER, anyway?
      like look at this post (), it's been obviously written by an impressionable negative IQ tendie reprogrammed by the trooncord

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >retarded mouthbreather calling others stupid
        don't drool all over yourself now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why causes the discordtroon tendie dregs to seethe so much over ER, anyway?
        Lots of people got extremely asshurt over the difficulty.
        For the first week the game came out, there were non-stop threads about shitters getting filtered by Margitt.
        People with bad builds or copy-paste youtube builds are basically seething about the end-game difficulty spike.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of that was troon types trying to force gimmicky low level runs on launch week and refusing to get that the overall level scaling for a game that size means what you think is normal leveling is severely underleveled.
          Also, no one believing what the eyes did.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually a good point.
            There were people posting screencaps of level 1 runs, and people doing all sorts of gimmick builds for shits and giggles, and even then there was full blown autistic cope shitposting if you posted a screencap of you beating a boss, or getting to a late-game area with low stats.
            But ignoring that, there was definitely an organized group dedicated to shitposting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Malenia Trump is literally the only difficult boss in the whole game, everything else can be steamrolled with a bit of leveling+upgraded weapons+upgraded spirit ashes.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what level character I should make for preparation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hadn't thought about it, but how are they going to balance the DLC around the fact that a lot of people will have a meta level character save?
      They'll want new players to be able to get on board the hype train, but most people that will be buying it day one will be at level 120-150.
      They might have different areas tiered to different levels, but if those areas are top low level, there won't be any challenge, and if the areas are too high level, newer players aren't likely to enjoy it (like it or not, this is something FromSoft have to consider).
      Maybe each new zone will have high and low level sub-areas, like how Caelid is divided into normal and rape difficulty.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Souls 3's second DLC was pretty brutal if you weren't on an optimized late-endgame character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a slog. But From became very accommodating to casual players with Elden Ring (ash summons, invasion changes), so I think they'll make adjustments with them in mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like all other dlcs - it is intentional post game content. From dlc is always formatted the same way.

        We can only hope, ac6 was ruff man.

        Trying too hard.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing that whittled down my interest in ToTK; I don't mind waiting, but when it takes too long with no real information or idea of what's happening, I end up moving on to other games.

    I've been really getting into Danganronpa the last year, replaying the older 3D Zelda games, OG Resident Evil, working on my backlog of old strategy games -- all things that have diverted my interest away from FromSoft games. None of my friends who I initially played the game with touch it any more, either. I don't think the expansion will be bad or anything, but it'll still have to be pretty damn amazing for me to bother getting it and starting a new save when I have so many other games to play, including From's older titles.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ER lore threads always feel like anons talking out of their asses trying to gaslight others into believing into bullshit they spout on the spot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. The lore for ER is laid out bare.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it, and I'll have fun so I don't care 🙂

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's painfully obvious they had no DLC in the works at all until people started bitching.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no world in which FromSoft weren't going to make DLC for one of their games. The only time that's happened since DeS was Sekiro, and that's likely a result of Activision being israelites about it since we know From had a Tomoe story ready to go. People speculate that the Tomoe boss fight was recycled into Malenia, which would explain a few things.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retard

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complaining about no hype for something that has literally no advertising right now because they're still developing it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU NEED TO RUSH GAMES SO THAT PEOPLE PLAY IT HYPED INSTEAD OF MAKING IT GOOD!
    why are you retarded?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully it will be a more focused experience that leaves out the bloated and unnecessary open world elements that plagued the main game. I also want some more diversity in the main bosses and once again some levels that are hard to traverse without the constant spam of sites of grace, stakes of marika or nonsensical elevators. I did not enjoy the main ER game but maybe this DLC is a return to form (or at least I can dream about it).

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kuro and Miquella SEXO

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calm down, lorefags

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could release it 10 years from now and people would still play it, retard.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would it flop you retard it's the only thing to look forward

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discordtranny cope thread #5272625262729292936362828282.5

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sellen

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't that one game get dlc 6 years later and it sold pretty well?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart 8?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the one I was thinking of but that works too

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 100% sure they will make Miquella evil homosexual who we need to kill otherwise we get another bad ending because he's Griffith reference and he can't overshadow (t)Ranny (writer's pet)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he's written as almost jesus like good in the setting. He's failed to cure Godwyn like 3 different times he just gets more depressed each time it never makes it look like he's going to turn dark side.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A more likely outcome is he retreated into the dreamscape to find another solution and once there didn't want to leave.
        He isn't evil but he's in a dreamstate and can't be reasoned with. We will have to stop him but he'll have accidentally found a way to undo the deathblight.
        Willingly sacrificing himself will end the curse, it was something no other demi-god was willing to do for Godwyn up to that point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Miquella lost his body but his soul is still wandering, where as Godwyn's soul was destroyed but his Body persists, and one of Miquella's ambitions was to help his brother acquire a True Death.

          He's also probably experiencing the same personality split as Marika/Radagon between himself and Saint Trina.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing points to any other that though. We understand why St. Trina was a thing for Miquella and why Radagon was a thing for Marika. They aren't equal at all.
            It probably will have slight references to Dagoth Ur though, Miyazaki likes putting elder scrolls homages into his games (the ogres are giants before you meet the real giants, they will fus'ro'do you).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga he's manipulative sissy boy who tried to make his own "kingdom" and almost got reborn into something else. And there's item description which says he's the most fearsome of all Empyreans. He's literally Griffith and will try to fuck player over (but le glorious ranny will save the day).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fucking idiot. Literally nothing in the entire game substantiates the idea that Miquella is secretly evil or whatever. Not a single malicious act is attributed to him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's still the most fearsome of all Empyreans and Gideon wanted to kill him.
            His masterplan will be evil

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ranni's masterplan was evil as fuck and she was the games designated waifu

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhh chud It's not evil even if she killed like half of demi-gods and ruined the whole civilisation because she wanted freedom from GW.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gideon wanted to kill him
              Gideon wants to kill anyone that gets in his way of becoming Elden Lord retard, that's the entire crux of his character and no one is a bigger threat than the fiercest Empyrean.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't get Gideon. He doesn't actually want to be elden lord, his job is to be in the way of the real prospects so that Marika's will can go on forever.
                He straight up tells you that is the plan when he finally confronts you. He does not want to be lord himself he is being a steward bitch.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute retard, he didn't understand her will until the end of the game when he approached the Erd Tree.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He never understood her will. He's doing what he's interpreting but his goal is always to stop real prospects.
                He sends a fucking assassin after you then says big whoop nigga.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He sends a fucking assassin after you then says big whoop nigga.
                He does it to take Medallion part from you, which he needs to get to miquella's tree (don't know why tho)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To become all knowing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cause he thinks that knowledge is literally power and that by studying he can become the most powerful person in the world he can become elden lord (but that's not actually how it works lol)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He sends a fucking assassin after you then says big whoop nigga.
                Are you dense? It's because he views the player as another expendable pawn. Once you acquire the medallion he sends the assassin to take the medallion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >another expendable pawn
                But by the end of the game he begins to respect you
                He's also has feeling for his another expendable pawn - Nepheli Loux and thanks you for helping her

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But by the end of the game he begins to respect you
                He has no choice, he can't afford to reveal his hand until the very last moment because he knows you're too much of a threat to take on himself. That's why only waits until it's the last option.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was his adopted daughter that he only adopted so he could manipulate her into also looking for the medallion pieces.
                He only cared about the status quo. If it was sucking dicks he'd have tried to force everyone to suck dicks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolute retard, he didn't understand her will until the end of the game when he approached the Erd Tree.

                You both don't understand Gideon. All that shit about "understanding Marika's will" is nothing more than pure cope. He's salty that he got out done by a newb and is trying to pretend that the contest was never real and he didn't REALLY lose, even though he obviously fucking did, and entirely because he was too lazy and cowardly to go fight shit directly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't really care, the only point I was making is that he isn't secretly working for Marika the whole time. That's just retarded headcanon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                He interpreted her ethos to be never ending fighting, which it is. But he couldn't conceive that there actually was a reason for the fighting and forming an ethos superior to hers was the point.
                She held on to power as long as she could but when the chips were truly down and she was about to be checkmated she flipped the table and sent out a signal to everyone to look deep in the faith and move past it. Past her and past it all.
                Gideon never got the last part.

                >He sends a fucking assassin after you then says big whoop nigga.
                He does it to take Medallion part from you, which he needs to get to miquella's tree (don't know why tho)

                He's trying to snuff out the haligtree remnant. It threatens Marika's design (to him).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't Marika positive Haligtree thing?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. Marika was pro erdtree before she realized it was a thing influencing her back.
                Miquella is pro-Haligtree, thinking a new tree will breathe new magic life into the setting and take a shit load of that limited power away from the erdtree.

                You're over interpreting Marika. She resisted her station as the golden goddess, which caused the elden ring to manifest Radagon within her, and that drove her mad to the point she opted to try to destroy the elden ring. She called on the tarnished to get strong and claim the elden ring because that would require killing Radagon, and she fucking hates Radagon.

                She didn't always resist it. It became what it was because she actively pushed for it for 99% of the time. The remorseful Marika we meet is after years of subjugating the continent in a pogrom based holy war. Read the chronology of the war eras she was brutal until her son Godwyn started using a softer approach after tutoring with the dragon cult apart from her. He ends up mysteriously killed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Read the chronology of the war eras she was brutal until her son Godwyn started using a softer approach after tutoring with the dragon cult apart from her. He ends up mysteriously killed.
                People always forget this tidbit when asking why Godwyn had to be killed in Ranni's plan and how much Marika's may have been involved with it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're implying that the elden ring was manipulating Marika to be brutal, but this is unsubstantiated. In fact, pure worship and following of the greater will is exceptionally tolerant of essentially all living things. Marika's fucked up golden order policies were all her own choices, and entirely in line with her being a barbarian princess who suddenly found herself the god queen of the world. Also Godwyn's murder was orchestrated by an enemy of the greater will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're implying that the elden ring was manipulating Marika to be brutal
                No I'm not. Marika was factually brutal. She wiped out and subjugated entire civilizations. She only treated the dragons less brutally because Godwyn was favored by them specifically and he went to bat for them after winning a war against them for her.
                The guy around Marika softening her rule magically get killed. You don't think that was important?

                Marika was just trapped in a position and made really bad choices trying to get out of it. There was no way out by the time she saw how tight the noose had gotten so she flipped the table. All the pieces to undo the faith were already sprinkled about she had no other option left but to tell people to look into it as she was trapped in the machinations already.

                My belief is the elden beast was born from her will not a will of it's own. It is a tulpa that reflects the values she was angling for in her ascent and is now powerful enough to not need her. It foresees it's own end though, that is why Radagon went around seeding holy relics with demi-humans to try again in the future.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. It's a clean line in her conquest of the lands between and she was always 100% despotic in how she ruled over those she conquered. Except for the dragons, because her favored son asked her not to be so hard on them.
                Then he is assassinated. It is like JFK getting merked right after saying he's scatter the FBI to the thousand winds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My belief is the elden beast was born from her
                >Elden Stars
                >This legendary incantation is the most ancient of those that derive from the Erdtree.
                >Creates a stream of golden shooting stars that assail the area.
                >It is said that long ago, the Greater Will sent a golden star bearing a beast into the Lands Between, which would later become the Elden Ring.
                The Elden Beast existed long before Marika

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The meteor is just made of the material their prima facia is based on. Read up on how magic works in the setting, the magic rocks are just closer so their influence to make magic real is stronger.
                Magic and miracles are sourced from the same prime element and belief in magic makes magic real in setting. The elden beast is just a tulpa.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Psssst - crucible cult is just a fantastic rendition of how clay self propagates and formed life on earth. Look it up.
                Don't use ipso facto reasoning when the game gives you multiple hints that the rocks that fall to the planet are just overflowing with whatever the fuck they call magic.

                Learn how lore works in these games, item descriptions always tell you the truth. The Elden Beast is the living incarnation of the elden ring, and we know the elden ring existed at least as far back as Placidusax's time. Marika did not exist at that point
                >Elden Remembrance
                >Remembrance of the Elden Beast, hewn into the Erdtree.
                >It was the vassal beast of the Greater Will and living incarnation of the concept of Order.
                >

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just like how Christianity is the one true faith because Jesus is God's son made manifest right?

                Can anyone remind me what Fia's ending was again? I never really understood, did she turn everyone into zombies?

                Persecution of the undead ends. As time goes on everyone will become undead and it isn't bad if everyone is in the same state.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like how Christianity is the one true faith because Jesus is God's son made manifest right?
                Yes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Persecution of the undead ends. As time goes on everyone will become undead and it isn't bad if everyone is in the same state.
                Wouldn't this eventually lead to extreme overpopulation and eventually the living would want to slaughter the undead

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just like how Christianity is the one true faith because Jesus is God's son made manifest right?
                Not even close to the same thing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty close. All the homosexualy roleplay for the beast being "real" needs to imply that the Greater Will is real when it is clearly an in-universe "God's Will" allusion.
                Shitty things happen in this setting, to cope they explain that it is the Greater Will's desire, it also makes the usurping elden beast give itself validity.
                >bro this is totally the Greater Will stop resisting

                It was a control measure/coping mechanism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whole game is about finding out Marika has been lying about everything and entire questlines hinge on it and people still spew Golden Order propaganda like the GW is real afterwards.
                I can't fathom having that type of learning disability.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                golden order lore entries being written by propagandists really throws the midwits off after all the prior games had literal lore entries.
                Ask them who the first elden lord was kek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                golden order lore entries being written by propagandists really throws the midwits off after all the prior games had literal lore entries.
                Ask them who the first elden lord was kek.

                There's an entire legacy dungeon exploring the ruins of the previous civilization that held the elden ring and followed the greater will way before Marika was even born

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's almost like the concept of things being out of their control was always there.
                Humans 2000 years ago were also saying thunderclaps were Odin riding across the heavens it was just God's Will making that noise.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate to tell you this anon but Elden Ring is a video game, not real life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shitty things happen in this setting, to cope they explain that it is the Greater Will's desire
                No? The Greater Will is never shown or even implied to have any motivation beyond maintaining Order, and it doesn't care what form that takes. It's perfectly happy with Dung Eater's poopie rapie ending because the elden ring still gets "fixed," and no one handwaves it with "it's just what the GW wants lol"
                Nearly all of the shitty things that happen in the setting are the result of either human idiocy or other gods/entities influencing the world, from the god of rot to the formless mother to the frenzied flame to the astels and whatever their deal is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Greater Will is never shown or even implied to have any motivation beyond maintaining Order
                Yes, an allusion to the status quo and maintaining it. A very powerful tool for someone in the middle of a religious war and dominance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure the hundreds of other erdtrees visible in the Elden Beast fight are just a hallucination

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No those are the other erdtrees, you see them on the overworld all the time. The beast is contained in his tree and using the color out of space style shenanigans to spread itself out from where it is caged.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I see we're just shitposting now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, do you think an allusion and a hallucination are the same thing?
                We say things are God's will in our reality and we all know it isn't actually true. It is your will and you believe in god so you are giving a rote reply that takes responsibility out for you personally. The fault isn't in our stars anon, it is with us.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what you're even trying to argue anymore, are you trying to say the Greater Will in Elden Ring isn't real in the context of the video game because some people in real life don't believe in God? Do you know what fantasy is?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when it is clearly an in-universe "God's Will" allusion.
                Tell that to the civilizations that got directly fucked by the greater will so hard that the held a grudge for like 20 thousand years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >their own tulpa creation got the origin of reality wrong
                kind of proves the point doesn't it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For any of this to be true Marika would have to have been alive during Placidusax's time, which she wasn't. Your headcanon's very premise is completely flawed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. He's talking about the merchants being blown out and making their own representative of the GW that talks complete nonsense.
                Every culture has a GW because they are all trying to cope with explaining what they don't understand.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >their own representative of the GW
                The frenzied flame is a completely separate entity from the GW and is diametrically opposed to it, you have no idea what you're talking about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about the Nox, and their failed war against the greater will. The three fingers probably are some kind of tulpa. But that's all it is, an entity created by one group of people on one planet, which you can help destroy the elden ring and kill the earth. Absolutely nothing compared to the greater will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The three fingers manifested as an emmissary of the frenzied flame in response to the merchants' collective despair and hatred. The frenzied flame is an outer god

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The three fingers manifested as an emmissary of the frenzied flame in response to the merchants' collective despair and hatred. The frenzied flame is an outer god
                The first is true, the second is (deliberately) unclear. It could just as easily be that the "frenzied flame" is a sort of spiritual pathogen that the merchants willed into existence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Absolutely nothing compared to the greater will.
                Because it isn't real.

                >The Carians already fully understand how reality is made up in setting. They do not ascribe to the GW principle
                Proof?

                They know the things the school doesn't know, those things are about how magic creates the reality around them. Carians are the ones capturing the starlight the Academy is floundering around in the dark trying to make heads or tails of it.
                Ranni creates the dark moon with her communion, her mother communed with the normal moon. There was a creation of another tulpa in setting. The carians know how to do this process instead of having it seep into them like Marika.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More headcanon pseudbabble

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it isn't real
                Yes it is. It's real, it performed direct actions, it created life on the planet, and it can communicate with people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give an example that won't look like ipso facto reasoning?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't provided proof for a single one of your claims dude, you just keep making declarative statements and acting like they're proof of themselves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The destruction of the nox civilization. Communication with Gold Mask to create the rune of perfect order. The bestowal of the same golden power to both the dragons of Farum Azula and the humans of Leyendell despite them having absolutely no cultural overlap that would have resulted in the same idea of what a god should be. The fact that the brutal actions of the golden order, which according to you effectively created the greater will, are not reflected in what the greater will actually does. Even hated abhumans like misbegotten and omens can worship the GW and use golden magic, which should be impossible if you were right. The GW only opposes things that oppose creation itself, such as the usupers of Nox or the undead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The elden beast never knew. Thops found out but the beast was not aware of what it itself was, it is dramatic irony.
                The real rub is Renella had to have known Radagon was the beast to gift him the moonlight sword in the end.
                [...]
                Just 1 example that won't look like ipso facto reasoning. Just 1.

                Also you're a retard who doesn't know what ipso facto means

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it looks like he knows what it means he's using it correctly each time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're literally just spewing buzz words without any logic. The Nox tried to rebel against the god of creation, thinking themselves equal in stature, and were punished for it by being banished beneath the earth. This happened millenia before the golden order existed. The greater will is a cosmic entity on par or greater than the primordeal current. It is absolutely real.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't exist m8.
                The Carians already fully understand how reality is made up in setting. They do not ascribe to the GW principle when all others that don't get how reality is made up do follow the principle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Carians already fully understand how reality is made up in setting. They do not ascribe to the GW principle
                Proof?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the sole reason Radagon (the beast) tried to marry into the Carian family after failing to take them by force twice before.
                He was trying to seek their hidden knowledge and never found out. He was so blind to it that when Ranni's mom gives him her moonlight greatsword he turns around and turns it into the golden order greatsword then throws it away after not getting it.

                A big sidequest thing is learning that the beast never found out magic and miracles are the same, it was trying to find what was different about carian magic and never realized he was sourced from the same magic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A big sidequest thing is learning that the beast never found out magic and miracles are the same,
                >retard spreading head canon nonsense doesn't know the plot
                They DID know, they just suppressed it, because of the heretical implications (IE, that all sorcery was drawing on cosmic entities that were not the greater will, rather than being merely an expression of internal power)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The elden beast never knew. Thops found out but the beast was not aware of what it itself was, it is dramatic irony.
                The real rub is Renella had to have known Radagon was the beast to gift him the moonlight sword in the end.

                You haven't provided proof for a single one of your claims dude, you just keep making declarative statements and acting like they're proof of themselves

                Just 1 example that won't look like ipso facto reasoning. Just 1.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know you just learned the term ipso facto and think it makes you sound smart but invoking it doesn't work when that's exactly what you've been doing this entire time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just 1 example. I know you won't find one but I only need the 1 anon.
                You can scurry away back to your discord if you don't have anything further.
                I'll chalk it up to it being God's Will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll chalk it up to it being God's Will.
                kek 10/10

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple have already been provided, which you handwaved

                [...]
                Learn how lore works in these games, item descriptions always tell you the truth. The Elden Beast is the living incarnation of the elden ring, and we know the elden ring existed at least as far back as Placidusax's time. Marika did not exist at that point
                >Elden Remembrance
                >Remembrance of the Elden Beast, hewn into the Erdtree.
                >It was the vassal beast of the Greater Will and living incarnation of the concept of Order.
                >

                and are now crying discord because no one's buying your dumb made up shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The carians DID submit tonthe greater will, except for Ranni, and she does not deny its existence, she is its enemy (because she's being manipulated by the dark moon, a different, lesser god)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And they go create their own 2 fingers (with tip) that expressly states the greater will is a homosexual and you shouldn't believe any of it because [insane 3 finger ramblings continue].

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Psssst - crucible cult is just a fantastic rendition of how clay self propagates and formed life on earth. Look it up.
                Don't use ipso facto reasoning when the game gives you multiple hints that the rocks that fall to the planet are just overflowing with whatever the fuck they call magic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you link something. Esoteric shit turn a lot of different non related results if you just type "clay self propagates" on search engines.
                It'll probably return something related to Botanic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Cairns-Smith
                The various faith structures in elden ring reflect specific evolutionary theories or are representative of the reconstructionist period of the christian faith.
                Magic is real in the setting, that is the only truism. All other inferences are based on what people did to manifest the magic.
                >crucible - standard evolution that isn't influenced by the outside
                >dragon cult - knowing eugenics toward an apex form
                >erdtree/GO/GO fundamentalism - just used to show a truncation in belief structure to being fundamentalist. You have to erase a lot of common knowledge to reach fundamentalist rhetoric
                >scholars - mystery school
                >Carians - know the mysteries, won't tell people

                It's just magic and then justifications for how the magic manifests.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And most of the magic is just radiation from space rocks, literally.

                >Persecution of the undead ends. As time goes on everyone will become undead and it isn't bad if everyone is in the same state.
                Wouldn't this eventually lead to extreme overpopulation and eventually the living would want to slaughter the undead

                No, it would lead to everyone being TTWID. Every living person that dies joins the other side. There will be no end to it because in Fia's ending you mend the rune to make the new status quo what it is. It is a blackpill ending that only has solace in everyone being equal, which is it's own merit in a reality where everyone's suffering is derived from their unequal status.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying Marika wasn't brutal. I'm saying she was always a cunt, and the elden ring and greater will had nothing to do with it. People who actually understand the greater will agree that all things can be conjoined. Her retarded policies and bad parenting that resulted in schisms and heresy and caused the country to disintegrate the instant she wasn't around to use violence against the enemies of the state were entirely her own fault. This is also substantiated by the fact that Radagon was far more moderate than Marika when he became dominant, choosing to integrate foreign powers and ideas rather than destroy them (because he actually fucking understood what their god actually wanted).
                >The guy around Marika softening her rule magically get killed. You don't think that was important?
                It was important. It was also done by Ranni, an explicit enemy of the greater will and follower of a rival god. Hmm, I wonder if the dark moon had any interest in the murder of the greatest champion of the greater will, and the only person that might have been able to hold the empire together if Marika was out of the picture?
                >My belief is the elden beast was born from her will not a will of it's own.
                The elden beast and even radagon himself were defense mechanisms of the elden ring. Their primary goal is to maintain the erd tree and make sure that creation continues to exist, which is why when shit hit the fan, they don't even bother doing anything at all beyond keeping the erd tree sealed up and killing anyone who tries to touch the elden ring. Their job is to simply make sure that life continues to exist, essentially being an emergency backup recovery program that came into play once Marika started making moves against the literal seed of life on this planet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're over interpreting Marika. She resisted her station as the golden goddess, which caused the elden ring to manifest Radagon within her, and that drove her mad to the point she opted to try to destroy the elden ring. She called on the tarnished to get strong and claim the elden ring because that would require killing Radagon, and she fucking hates Radagon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I still don't know why Gideon chimped out.
                It seem like he didn't even wanted anyone to take eldenthrone in the end, but he's still loyal to marika
                What did he understood that we didn't?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He interpreted her ethos to be never ending fighting, which it is. But he couldn't conceive that there actually was a reason for the fighting and forming an ethos superior to hers was the point.
                She held on to power as long as she could but when the chips were truly down and she was about to be checkmated she flipped the table and sent out a signal to everyone to look deep in the faith and move past it. Past her and past it all.
                Gideon never got the last part.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with this take, Marika is like Nietsche and says to always fight for something better, Gideon is Schopenhauer and he's just dooming and thinks the world is just pain and suffering and that's all there is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "Fearsome" as in "powerful". And it's likely that this was in reference to the fact that his psychic powers made it impossible to want to harm him (thus allowing him to do whatever he wanted without fear of being attacked), not that he was harboring some sort of secret inner strength. Also Gideon is evil and a fucking retard, did you even play the game?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is the most fearsome according to his sister Malenia, this is because Malenia considers Miquella is so based, such a good person, such a perfect being, that she firmly believes his goodness will infect other people and his ideology will prevails and he will one day rule fairly and peacefully unlike all the other orders of the lands between that were a failure.

              This is my interpretion though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally nothing in the entire game substantiates the idea that Miquella is secretly evil or whatever
            True, but Miquella DID make bewitching branches, and Malenia's armor states that Miquella is not to be fucked with.
            I know it's over-reaching, but between that and the st trina sword description, Miquella is kinda spooky.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He isn't spooky at all. He was just self aware of the power he had.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's just a charming little boy and a e-boi's wetdream.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Miquella is spooky. The idea of a god whose power is that you're just psychically compelled to love them is honestly pretty horrifying. But best we can tell, Miquella never once abused this ability, and in fact tried to use it as constructively as he could.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean most of the rune bearers having some sort of manipulation ability is scary in itself.
                Mohg can manipulate blood because of his connection.
                Radahn learned gravity magic and was apparently stopping those meteors.
                Malenia exploded and turned Caelid into a scarlet rot wasteland.
                Godrick can literally just graft body parts to himself.
                Renalla can fucking reincarnate people, and then you have Gurranq that managed to hide a piece of the death rune before Ranni had that cult steal it and ruin everything or whatever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and we (murderhobo with a stick) killed almost all of these fags. Because they manipulated space around main character, not his mind

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, I guess it's just, with Miquella, you can't really over come him with strength. Making your opponent not want to attack you is the perfect defense, and functional against even an overwhelmingly more powerful opponent. Realistically if he really wanted to, he probably could have taken over the world (except maybe through intervention of Radagon, who would probably be unaffected), but it just wasn't in his nature. The only weakness is if someone does something bad to you that they think is good for you (IE, getting Mohg'd)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. His nature is to always selflessly put the good of others over his own.
                Griffith works because you know the betrayal is going to happen as they rewind the story back to earlier years and you can see him angling for his betrayal constantly. There is literally nothing there to point to Miquella being secretly evil.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally nothing in the entire game substantiates the idea that Miquella is secretly evil or whatever.
            Not necessarily evil but scheming and capable of manipulating people

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              None of Miquella's plans were conspiracy, and were just broadly benevolent. His unique ability is almost existentially horrifying in concept, but nothing in the game suggests he ever abused his power.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no such thing as absolute good or evil in ER because Elden Ring writing is godly. Even the most evil character in the setting, which is Ranni, just had her own good reasons and motives that many players justify. Miquella/St. Trina isn't going to be just a candid wholesome Kuro NPC.
                In the case of Miquella and Malenia, his failed attempt to ascend to Godhood included meddling with the Rune of Death, in direct contrast to the Two Fingers, and the Golden Order, likely conspiring with Marika.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even the most evil character in the setting, which is Ranni, just had her own good reasons
                Yes but there's also edgelord fags like dungeater and Shabriri.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shabriri did nothing wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even the most evil character in the setting, which is Ranni, just had her own good reasons
                Yes but there's also edgelord fags like dungeater and Shabriri.

                MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes on a whole calm and collected speech about his passion only to spill his spaghetti in spectacular fashion at the last second.
                He's literally me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This meme upsets me. I fucking hate frenzied flame and love Jeb. Now clap.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even the most evil character in the setting, which is Ranni,
                Ranni is a selfish cunt (and a moron puppet for the dark moon), but she doesn't hold a candle to monsters like Malenia, Mohg, or the Dung Eater

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mogh is just retarded and trying his best. Honestly, he's a please be patient I have autism type.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I also find his love of Miquella to be cute, but he started a murder cult out of hatred for all living things and worship of violence and death. The fact that the scale of his crimes on the world pale in comparison to the rotting of caelid doesn't change the nature of his motivations and intended goals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can you be this stupid?

            >Tree branch blessed with an incantation of unalloyed gold.
            Craftable item.

            >Pierce a foe, using FP to turn them into a temporary ally.

            >The Empyrean Miquella is loved by many people. Indeed, he has learned very well how to compel such affection.

            That is clearly ominous.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Literally everything we know about Miquella makes him out to be benevolent, he's only ever tried to help people

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is not growing the Haligtree to help people. He is doing it to save Malenia and become a god without the Greater Will (probably with the unnamed gods of Rot and Abundance as the new Outer Gods)
                >A gift of gratitude to the young Miquella from his father, Radagon.

                >Produces a golden ring of light and fires it across a wide area. Charging enhances range.

                >And yet, the young Miquella abandoned fundamentalism, for it could do nothing to treat Malenia's accursed rot. This was the beginning of unalloyed gold.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's growing an erd tree
                >to become god without the greater will
                He's just bypassing the golden order, and was trying to resurrect Godwyn and cure Malenia to bring an end to death blight and scarlet rot, both of which are exestential threats to all life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He is not growing the Haligtree to help people.
                He literally planted it and built Elphael as a hidden sanctuary for many of the downtrodden and oppressed groups in the setting, did you not wonder why it's full of misbegotten and the albinaurics consider it a promised land?
                >He is doing it to save Malenia and become a god without the Greater Will
                You contradicted this in your own post, he developed unalloyed gold to help Malenia. The haligtree has nothing to do with her or unalloyed gold, he watered it with his own blood

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is another example of taking Miquella's propaganda at face value. The Erdtree and Haligtree require corpses to grow. He is just poaching members from one religion to his religion so they'll be buried in the roots.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Erdtree and Haligtree require corpses to grow. He is just poaching members from one religion to his religion so they'll be buried in the roots.
                Headcanon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The golden order did use jars of corpse wax to fertilize the lesser erd trees, but there's no evidence of this practice being performed with the Haligtree.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Corpses are buried in the erdtree's roots but there's nothing that says it needs them to be able to grow, it's done as a high honor for heroes and royalty because the erdtree was the central focus of the nation's religion for ages. And yeah the haligtree is specifically watered with Miquella's blood, there's no evidence of him burying bodies in its roots

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Propaganda is when someone does something good and you assume it must be secretly bad with no evidence or even clear idea of what the real purpose is
                >The Haligtrees require corpses to grow.
                No, he specifically omitted this process and chose to use his own body instead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The power is spooky but we've never seen evidence of him abusing it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nigga got turned into a bussy slave by a schizo pedo lmao ominous my ass (unraped by Mohg)

              Name five weapons that are fun to use. In my playthrough I'm using Bloody Helice and Lance. Dynast Finesse is alright I guess but it feels pretty gimmicky and the base moveset is so slow I may as well have put Bleed on a Zweihander. Lance R1s are a huge trap across the board against anything that doesn't get killed instantly.
              [...]
              The best bosses are the gravity alien beetle dogs, Radahn, and Godfrey/Hoarah Loux, so I don't really agree with that take. Early game ER kinda sucks.

              Completely disagree on Fallingstar but Radahn is less than halfway through and Godfrey/Horah is at the end of the game. Most of the shit between is complete attack chain spam and hesitation crap, if not pushovers like Astel or Dragonkin. I'll still play that garbage but my point is more or less that very few bosses seem designed to be fun instead of a series of "gotcha" gimmicks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's just looking for a peaceful place for all the downtrodden caught up in a war between much greater powers.
          His Haligtree was another attempt to try and fix Godwyn.
          His only actual character moment in game is when his tree "cries" when malenia chooses to throw her life away.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly the DLC is about rescuing Sellen, she's taken as a Vessel for the Shadow Erdtree, and you need to save her. The ending is terrible the statue helmet she wears cracks and shows her face, and she calls you her apprentice and kisses you.

    yuck.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to sell 20 million copies and you are going to cry and shit yourself because you're bad at the game and refuse to improve

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and it's doubtful whether they will even release it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bam looking more like Phil every day

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how ER mindbroke Soulshitters by denying them rollspam and r1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty funny indeed
      >wow I hate your rollslop game you just roll and roll and roll it's 2ez
      >what do you mean I can't just roll and roll and roll shit game input reading shazam was right it's a flop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been replaying it, I mostly just hate the animations and the damage output. The attack patterns are fine, it's just that so many attacks honestly do not look like attacks. We got hip-checks, we got melee attacks that are telegraphed from off-screen while in melee range (in a game where you can't cancel your attacks and some weapons have massive end lag), we got bosses bending over backwards to hit you with attacks you weren't in the right position to be hit by. And for the audacity of being in melee range in a melee game against a boss with melee attacks it's always 40% of your health or more, even if you've done nothing but level Vigor you have to top off after getting hit once because a strong hit or a true combo will kill you outright, which starts this brutal cycle of heal punishing. The icing on top is that all of the attacks have huge windup but the actual attack is lightning quick so you don't actually react to the attack, you just realize "okay it's been 2 and a half seconds, time to roll before the attack starts to dodge it".

      I don't feel guilty about cheesing with Carian Phalanx spam. Bosses dodge spells and arrows, but don't recognize Phalanx as a projectile because they don't actually dodge projectiles they just detect you've fired a bow or a spell and dodge, and since Carian Phalanx launches from no "state" they don't dodge it. And it instantly staggers them. Fuck the boss design in this game, they've been making the same kinds of bosses for a decade now and the only innovation they've done is add state-reading exploitable garbage and bad animations. How did these same devs make honest bosses like Allmind and Enforcer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like you got filtered by Margit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I beat Malenia back at release. I just find the "correct" way to play ER so incredibly boring and passive compared to every other Souls game and that all the weapons that feel like they would actually be fun to use are punished the hardest because they have the greatest level of commitment in a game that punishes this commitment. I don't even use R1 in boss fights because there's no place where I could swing twice, so I may as well use a fully charged R2 or a Weapon Art. I can't even guard counter because either I don't have poise or the counter gets me hurt because I can't dodge out of it by the time the boss (not staggered) attacks again. If they wanted me to actually pay attention to a boss they need to *get* my attention, and big damage and bipolar animations makes my eyes glaze over.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tons of weapons are fun to use, maybe you're just bad at the game

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Name five weapons that are fun to use. In my playthrough I'm using Bloody Helice and Lance. Dynast Finesse is alright I guess but it feels pretty gimmicky and the base moveset is so slow I may as well have put Bleed on a Zweihander. Lance R1s are a huge trap across the board against anything that doesn't get killed instantly.

              They basically throw out pretending to care how bosses are to fight after Godfrey, the second "main" boss in the game. It's all downhill from there.

              The best bosses are the gravity alien beetle dogs, Radahn, and Godfrey/Hoarah Loux, so I don't really agree with that take. Early game ER kinda sucks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Name five weapons that are fun to use.
                Treespear
                Envoy longhorn
                Sword of night and flame
                Morgott's cursed sword
                Halo scythe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Margit/Morgott, Radahn, Rykard, Godfrey, Mohg, Placidusax, Maliketh, and Radagon are all fun as fuck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most curved greatswords
                Most greatswords
                Most ultra greatswords
                Twinned Knights Swords
                Iron Balls
                Nightrider Glaive
                Executioner Axe
                Crescent Axe
                Powerstanced Guardian’s Swordspears
                Powerstanced Scythes
                Powerstanced Daggers
                Lordsworn Straight Sword, great right out the box

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Most curved greatswords
                >Most ultra greatswords
                Get punished the hardest by the boss philosophy, the weapons I use when I notice how little time the game gives you to actually attack the bosses. I've tried these already.
                >Executioner Axe
                >Crescent Axe
                On my first playthrough I tried the Longhaft, as well as the stock Greataxe and Winged Greathorn. Pretty mediocre compared to DeS/DaS1 Greataxes, and of course get punished hard by boss philosophy but maybe the rolling attack is low commitment. I can't remember, it's been a year.
                >Powerstance
                Honestly I should give it a shot. My current playthrough isn't suited for powerstanced weapons, but I've always wanted to go full helicopter and powerstance Twinblades.
                >Powerstanced Daggers
                This I did try because I made a PvP build to invade Gael Tunnel, and I found I couldn't hit bosses I was physically colliding with. I had trouble hitting Dragonkin with a fucking greatsword because of the hole in his belly, the only way I could hit that fucker with a dagger is with Reduvia's WA. Great against players, would use again.
                >LSSS
                When the LSGS is right there? Surprised you bothered to list this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LSSS
                they’re two different classes and you’ll get a ton of the straight swords throughout the game, it’s really hard to miss getting one. The straight sword has one of the best ashes in the game along with having a good charge R2. I never used the LSGS, it’s included in “most greatswords” but I’d rather use the claymore.
                You need to jump. Jumping is great, you can’t jump everything and it is kinda bullshit at times when you see something that looks jumpable but the enemy has vertical tracking anyway, but it fucking works on many attacks and the being left in a crouched position upon landing let’s you dodge some swipes like from Morgott.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Godrick and the Crucible Knight taught me all about how jumping rocks on my first playthrough. I think more attacks should have been jumpable. In fact I think it's kind of bullshit that you don't HAVE to jump or totally avoid certain attacks, because you can still just roll right through them. I'd take unrollable special attacks demanding better positioning and using different dodging techniques if I could get better attack readability, if the camera was maybe an additional 5-10 degrees wider in boss fights when I'm close to the enemy, any day of the week. Jumping is rad, and in the future I would like jumping attacks to have follow-up attacks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why, sword of Night and Flame of course.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ruins Greatsword
                Ghiza Wheel
                Death's Poker
                Marais Execution Sword
                Ordovis Greatsword

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh difficulty broken record

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still crying about some of the funnest bosses Fromsoft has ever designed because you can't DS3 panic roll through every single one of them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just heavy jumped attack all of them to death. They were shit and not even remotely hard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >um actually you can cheese them so they're all shit 🙂
                I guess every Fromsoft boss is shit because every one of them is cheeseable if you're a lameass who hates fun

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. I bought 60 soul arrows at the start of Dark Souls 1 and beat every boss with them lol the bosses are all shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry the combat in ER is a giant unbalanced mess that was barely playtested. I guess that's what you get when you mix every single mechanic of your past 10 games or so without any regard for balance. Shouldn't have outsourced half of the thing to India.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >balance
                >in a single player game
                Cry more

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok shill

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to discord

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What’s your favorite boss fight in gaming

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fatalis in Monster Hunter Iceborne. Impossible to cheese and the ultimate test of everything you've learned.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not watching this but pretend I did this and won https://youtu.be/unby_kp9ZPc?si=PEwizcCsBvndIma8

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha, here is how i won https://youtu.be/QxIq9MAIJ0I?si=_LhT01yKFTZXWAx6

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It feels GREAT to be a switch axe main.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is a world of difference between this "cheese" and just jump attacking a boss to death. Don't bother replying btw I know you can see the difference and that you're just being paid to pretend being an idiot and spout the muh difficulty meme over and over again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha, here is how i won https://youtu.be/QxIq9MAIJ0I?si=_LhT01yKFTZXWAx6

                Neither of you have the skill to do this though, and you probably couldn't even get to fatalis because Souls players can't play anything but souls games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you posturing fags post in Souls threads so incessantly if you hate Souls games so much

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ad Hominem, Ad Hominem.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They basically throw out pretending to care how bosses are to fight after Godfrey, the second "main" boss in the game. It's all downhill from there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching some DaS1 meme vids a while ago the giant mushroom men can solo most bosses and comes very close for the ones it can't and the contrast between that game's and ERs bosses is ridiculous. It really is "my turn, ok your turn" in the earlier games. It's almost relaxing compared to the "anime sword fights" of ER. Even some of the later generic enemies are pretty absurd, like those dual wielding knights you see in the later castle areas.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    k

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Anon tries to rationalize why Elden Ring's story doesn't seem as solid as Souls' because he's watched youtube lore videos about the older games but not Elden Ring.

    They're presented similarly. Elden Ring's is more cohesive & detailed in some areas, but left to the same random-point vagueness in others.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more cohesive & detailed in some areas, but left to the same random-point vagueness in others.

      you can say this literally about any dark souls game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because I'm literally saying it about all of From's recent fantasy titles from DeS to ER. It's explicitly what I said.

        DS1, Bloodborne, and Sekiro all have a more cohesive lore that feels more satisfying to unearth, I don't remember DS2 well and DS3's is vaguely too obtuse for my taste if I recall correctly, Elden Ring seems to me like DS3 on steroids lorewise, I prefer the way the lore works in the other games.

        They work the exact same, but you're more familiar with the older games because you gave them more attention & they've been around longer for you to absorb the details.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS1, Bloodborne, and Sekiro all have a more cohesive lore that feels more satisfying to unearth, I don't remember DS2 well and DS3's is vaguely too obtuse for my taste if I recall correctly, Elden Ring seems to me like DS3 on steroids lorewise, I prefer the way the lore works in the other games.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice fanfic

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you quoting?
    I'm extremely interested in the DLC and will probaboy buy it day 1 after reading or watching some reviews.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laziest shazamtranny of the day

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one will play Elden Ring when it comes out because the hype has died down, they took too long to develop it and it's doubtful whether they will even release it
    How many times do you psychotic trannies need to get your assholes blown out before you give it up

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone will play it and like it because pic related

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of want to replay ER but I feel like I'm better off just waiting for the DLC. Hope it isn't too far off now.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ranni sex dlc

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone remind me what Fia's ending was again? I never really understood, did she turn everyone into zombies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her rune incorporates the principle of life within death into the elden ring, so that undeath no longer contradicts the Golden Order and TWLID will no longer be persecuted and hunted. Of all the endings hers is probably the least impactful

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Formless Mother. I can't wait to roll around in blood and do fucking nothing all day!

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died down
    This might be the most retarded take offered on any topic, within any board on this entire website on this date...

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they need to just release a shitty version of elden ring on the switch so nincels will chill out and we can stop having retarded threads like this

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they add more tears with unique effects. The physick flask is my favorite addition to the formula.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally HOW the fuck are atheists bigger and more deranged schizos than Christfags? How is that even remotely possible?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, wait a minute…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my science

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/a1dts7

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you honestly think will happen when you finally convince Ganker to abandon From Software?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for fighting starscourge ramadan in some random everjail

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started NG+ having beat Elden Ring for the first time. Should I start a new character in preparation for the DLC or just stick with an NG+ DLC run off the rip?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thought of playing Elden Ring again makes me feel sick. open world is a mistake, for some reason it makes the game less repayable than if it had the traditional FROM level design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day OP

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Thop’s Barrier was a meme spell it’s actually revolutionary? Carian Retaliation is cooler though sorry Thop, go back to Demon’s Souls where they did this concept before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The spell is shit but its existence essentially invalidates the basis of the GO/Carian alliance, that they could still do magic while not interacting with cosmic forces, because Thop's barrier shows ALL sorcery is just drawing on the power of cosmic entities that aren't the greater will. Ironically Radagon also kind of did this by creating golden order "incantations" that are really just sorcery that draws on the sun instead of the moon or stars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that explains the Moon spells even further then, how they aren’t classified under incantations despite the moon being an outer god too. So under a lens could literally all the stars be considered different outer gods? I remember Sellen explained it with the comparison to Amber a la Radagon’ as “gift” to Rennala, and how Astel was supposedly a malformed star. Fuck I need to replay this game again, I guess that explains a reason why Nox were wiped out because Eternal Darkness explained it as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The regular moon may also be at least theologically considered an aspect or creation of the greater will. Moonlight is just reflected sunlight after all. (Unlike the dark moon which is a sapient and antagonistic outer god).
          >So under a lens could literally all the stars be considered different outer gods?
          Sort of, although the implication of the "primordeal stream" is that sorcery just sort of draws on all of them as a group.
          >I guess that explains a reason why Nox were wiped out because Eternal Darkness explained it as well.
          The crime of the Nox was more specific. They rebelled against the greater will directly, crafting weapons to destroy its heralds and trying to usurp it as the creators of life on earth. That's what all the memetic mercury shit is, the nox were creating artifical life forms, and were trying to create artificial gods. They thought themselves peer to the greater will. They were found lacking. Thousands of years later, the leaden dark moon which had guided the nox found a new follower in Ranni, who, with a little help, can finish what the Nox started, and sever earth from the sunlight.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    what you do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mount Torrent while I'm actively shitting, pissing, cumming, and crying trying to run away
      >get sniped by their bullshit from a mile away and die anyways
      Those things would put true snipers to shame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Choose another path, fuck these fags

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fix the base fucking game. Make new game plus interesting for fucks sake.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through Elden Ring again right now and they made the Death's Poker fucking insane. I just trashed Malenia, the ash completely evaporated her health bar. She's completely neutered from release. Fucking throwing jars stagger her now.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone even care about Dark slop after Lies of P?

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elden ring
    yeah im thinking kino

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's also fuck all else to play so that is one advantage they have. As little as I thought of ER I'd have probably played it if it had came out within a year, but 2, nah. Not unless there's some cool pvp shit which I doubt.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Souls DLC came out like a year after the game and it sold like hotcakes. People still praise it as the best content in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 20 months since elden ring came out.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok bro. Good post

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hype died for anyone that gave it more than two seconds of thought. They're taking this long because they're making another big empty map full of shit on the floor that you don't need, with dungeons housing even more spirits you're also not gonna use. And in traditional rollnagger fromsoft fashion, there's gonna be absolutely fucking busted dlc weapons that will ruin everything until they do some gay balance patch later or they just let it rock.

    There's gonna be bosses that infinitely flail and have infinite followups because it's elden ring, and you're encouraged to cheese the fuck out of them because it's a race of you vs their flailing and high damage. It's gonna be literally more of the exact same formulaic bullshit we've had since the game came out. Elden ring is a fucking slog of a game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The hype died for anyone that's dogshit at the game and refuses to get better
      yes we know

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I keep seeing these threads on Ganker that honestly just look like an AI generated shitpost?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably idiots and/or bots...
      I can't see why even sad trolls would post stupid shit like that.

      Maybe it's reverse marketing. Shitposts like that generate threads like this one, 400+ replies and 100+ unique posters in 5 hours.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they copy so much shit from ds2 and then not allow infusions on everything to buff the base abilities further like ds2? There are 100+ cool weapons with shit scaling and pathetic base attribute damage. Being able to add magic to a carian knight sword to double up on its unique attack and inherent magic damage and maybe putting it to s int scaling would have been cool. So many of the cool weapons are ass and will remain ass forever without it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can infuse every weapon in the game that isn't a unique/boss weapon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Practically every other weapon in the game is "unique" and are worse because of it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the ones with split damage types are overpowered as fuck even without being able to infuse them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In DS2 you could infuse unique and boss weapons, ER had no reason to not allow this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably didn't want to court any more of you troontards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still really like the game, it's just an annoying little niggle for me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care sister.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying too hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good point but you can slap most ashes of war on a bunch of weapons and have tons of build variety.
      Also all the boss weapons in elden ring are fucking busted. Even before the fucking PvE/PvP damage patch.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody will play the most popular game in the last decade
    do you naggers even think?

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, this is so not true. in fast this dlc with be next year's goty.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The US will be conducting drone strikes on FROMsoft HQs shortly.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >less people will play the DLC compared to the base game!
    oh wow this has never happened before ever oh my god what an unprecedented travesty. anyway I hope they tell us what SL the DLC will start at so I can get ready, I only have 1 character and I'm not doing the DLC blind at NG++

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Souls DLC has been tooled for endgame characters, I can't imagine this one will be different

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every DLC increases the base game's sales.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not entirely true, Artorias of the Abyss is pretty doable after clearing anor londo, and that's only halfway through the game. Ashes of Ariandel is also pretty reasonably done before the endgame. I feel like some of 2's DLC was also doable around midgame but I've only really played the game all the way through once, so I could very well be wrong.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AotA has the three hardest bosses and some of the hardest hitting enemies in the game, it just feels easy at this point because the game is 12 years old and everyone knows it inside and out. You can access Bloodborne's DLC right after beating Amelia but trying to do it at that stage in the game is ridiculously hard, similarly the DS2/3 DLCs all have the hardest enemies and bosses in the games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a reason I didn't mention Bloodborne's because that DLC actually very much walls you unless you're a god gamer, whereas AoA is a lot more easily accessible. I've never not done the DLC right after getting access to it, where in Bloodborne I had to give up and return on my arcane character because I just did not have the strength to kill Ludwig for the early Moonlight sword. you can't apply the age of the game to a thing I did when the content was new anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bloodborne has the easiest dlc though. Maria isn't hard, neither is Orphan of Kos.
              BB gets boring before it gets hard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ludwig and Orphan are the hardest bosses in the game lol what are you on about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't really think anything was hard in that game.
                >OMG the boss is jumping all over the place
                Yeah, but his attack only lands in 1 place. The game isn't really that hard they let you be too aggro too easily. Maybe I was playing the game right I dunno.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea but Ludwig was the second toughest boss in the game after rotten hotdog.
                Orphan was difficult. Plus the DLC had so much soul. Living failures is a masterclass in how non sword fight bosses should be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None of it felt difficult to me. I remember having to fight the bitch in the cathedral more than once but that's it.
                I don't even get the weird stuff with you guys saying the singing eye bitches being annoying I just killed them, yes even the ones on the nightmare bridge.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just can’t imagine finding the DS1 DLC harder than the BB one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fucking shark mobs in the BB DLC are harder than anything in DS1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those fuckers are the hardest enemies Fromsoft has ever designed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not, that anon is just full of shit. nobody can compare Ludwig and the Sanctuary Beast, or the fish fucks guarding the Rakuyo and the ballsack stick dude and come out thinking the dark souls 1 enemies were more powerful

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do put DS3 DLC ahead of BB. I soloed all 3 games recently, found DS3 to be the easiest by far, than got to the DLC. Wow, couldn’t beat a single boss myself, couldn’t even beat Midar with help.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Midir is my least favorite boss in the franchise. he has too much HP and his head is basically inaccessible for most of the fight. I did it exactly once for the church of spear convenant item so I could gatekeep, I'm never fighting his ass again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't bother comparing either. I haven't played ds1 dlc ds1 has no dlc in my mind.
                I'm one of the anons that got the import of DeS from playasia before the real localization was announced. By the time you lot were gearing up for dlc on DS1 the rest of us were already moved onto some other game, it being a stellar phenomena it is today wasn't there.

                [...]
                Can you avoid it? At best if I see it and roll like mad she gets me for 1/3rd.
                Side note, Ive heard fully upgraded Radhan soldiers can beat her second stage by themselves.

                Yeah it's easy roll away roll away roll forward. Just 1 roll each time don't spam it, don't try to roll until she is actually coming toward you (do it to early and she tracks it). People found out how to dodge it on launch week.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bought DeS like a month after it came out after hearing about it here so I dunno what bizarre kind of flex this is supposed to be, I still loved DaS1 and its DLC is one of the best parts of the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I bought DeS like a month after it came
                What a bizarre kind of flex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but I got the jap version before it was even localized!!! I know better than you!!!
                Sure bud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was the chinese "international" version. At the time sony said they weren't interested in bringing it over to the west.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fatlus' president hated it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also people forget that Manus is actually pretty fucking tough because nobody fought him because that locks you out of township PVP

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. Thanks to upgraded armour and 20 flasks, the last 3/4 of DS1 end bosses are a absolute joke.
              Artorias was easy, but at least he was really fun and not joke easy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You can access Bloodborne's DLC right after beating Amelia but trying to do it at that stage in the game is ridiculously hard

            I can vouch for that, my 2nd or 3rd character was a mid level mushroomhead and the DLC was absolutely brutal at around 50, especially Orphan. My first character stomped most of it with minimal trouble at 100+.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can enter AOA in the Cathedral, a midgame area. You can then go from there to RC. In BB you can go to the Hunters Nightmare after killing Vicar Amelia a beginning game boss. You can enter the DaS DLC early as well. Many of these areas just have one thing in common and thats incredibly obnoxious enemies like the wolves, BoomHammer Hunters, Manticores, Shark Giants etc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can access all of them at the midpoint of each game but that doesn't mean the levels aren't designed for endgame players. Try going through The Old Hunters at level 35 and tell me you're supposed to do the DLC at the midgame point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did the DLC at level 25 for my Arcane build. I needed the KP, Milkweed Rune and HMS. Also I wanted to infuse the Whirligig with Arcane since it has a B ranking.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always sprint through the first part early to get the boom hammer and beast cutter, but I can't imagine even trying to beat Ludwig at that point. He's hard as fuck even with an endgame character

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every time I play him he ends up against a wall with me beating on him. I've never had the mythical hard ludwig fight.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're full of shit and you know it

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Screencapped for future reference.
    Cope, seethe and dilate.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how overtuned the bosses will be in the DLC if the base game had delayed attacks, bloated health pools (inb4 bleed builds), stagger cancels and retarded anime 15-hit combos with every main boss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you had actually played the game and knew everything you just vomited up is completely wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm not wrong at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          health bloat isn't even that bad because of how the power creep works in ER. like go fight Dark Eater Midir in Dark Souls 3 then an endgame boss in ER, the boss in ER has more health, but you do WAY more damage in ER.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but you do WAY more damage in ER.
            I remember trying to beat Malenia with a +25 Colossal GS, fucker didn't even flinch, a single jump attack would deal so little damage the health bar barely moved. I had to hit her 200 times to kill her.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok and I used the blasphemous blade and the weapon art melted her scrawny ass.

              Bloodborne has the easiest dlc though. Maria isn't hard, neither is Orphan of Kos.
              BB gets boring before it gets hard.

              Living failures is unironically a nightmare for some builds early, and Ludwig is one of the harder bosses in the game. Maria is easy once you can parry yeah, but I wouldn't say Orphan of Kos is easy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It all felt easy to me. But I had been playing souls games day in day out for like 10 years at that point.
                I beat AC6 (all 3 routes) in 2 days because once you get a from software game you kind of get it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've played DS1 probably more than any other game in my life and I'd beaten DeS and DS2 several times when Bloodborne came out, but I still think it's the hardest one. Maybe I'm just not as good with its more aggressive combat, I dunno. I've managed to beat it a few times but I still have more trouble with it than any of the others

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I breezed through bloodborne but got hard filtered on Genichiro in Sekiro for over a year. It being more aggressive isn't the only thing making it easy.
                I'll admit I don't know why Bloodborne was so easy for me.

                >"thinks" not knowing what the term means is a witty response
                [...]
                >i abused a poorly balanced mechanic that poorly integrates with the rest of the game so there's no problem with it
                no shit, there's a reason why the next game is called L2den Ring
                [...]
                I fucking wish this was true, just because she's easy to stun doesn't mean she's fun to fight against, every single main boss in the game had a massive health pool while the dungeon ones would take very few hits to kill.

                I know what it means though, I'm saying you are wrong. The games are never overtuned, you just hit the limit in your skill and call the things you struggle with overtuned. They aren't overtuned though. And yes, it is discord nomenclature.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, every term that is newfound for you comes from discord, that's definitely the case, you aren't a mentally ill retard with schizoidal disorders

                I didn't say she was fun, she's probably my least favoeite fight in the game. But to say she has a huge health pool is just blatantly untrue, she's only hard because she can easily one or twoshot you

                Not only can she one or twoshot you, she has plrenty of HP - I knew what I saw, maybe 1/50 of HP would disappear with each hit I landed, +25 Greatsword. Hoarfrost stomp melted her in seconds. Same thing with the Margit guy or whatever the fuck - +4 Greatsword would deal such little damage I had to rely on the jelly poison and pray with my eyes closed as he took aggro.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Overtuned isn't a new term to me anon. I come from an automotive background you can legitimately overtune a car.
                Everyone that has ever uttered the word overtune in regard to a souls game is just saying it is too hard/fast for them personally. The boss is doing exactly as intended, it isn't overtuned and producing irregular results you just see it as too hard or too fast.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why even bother posting blatant lies like this? Malenia is hard because she does a fuckton of damage and heals herself when she hits you, she's otherwise made of tissue paper

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only "anime bosses" are Morgott and Maliketh, and the only boss with a "massive health pool" is Fire Giant. You didn't play the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably won't be "overtuned" the language you guys use on discord isn't really used outside discord.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"thinks" not knowing what the term means is a witty response

        ok and I used the blasphemous blade and the weapon art melted her scrawny ass.

        [...]
        Living failures is unironically a nightmare for some builds early, and Ludwig is one of the harder bosses in the game. Maria is easy once you can parry yeah, but I wouldn't say Orphan of Kos is easy.

        >i abused a poorly balanced mechanic that poorly integrates with the rest of the game so there's no problem with it
        no shit, there's a reason why the next game is called L2den Ring

        Why even bother posting blatant lies like this? Malenia is hard because she does a fuckton of damage and heals herself when she hits you, she's otherwise made of tissue paper

        I fucking wish this was true, just because she's easy to stun doesn't mean she's fun to fight against, every single main boss in the game had a massive health pool while the dungeon ones would take very few hits to kill.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>i abused a poorly balanced mechanic that poorly integrates with the rest of the game so there's no problem with it
          >noooo the power creep of the game isn't real if I don't like it
          go write fanfiction about my opinions on game design elsewhere homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say she was fun, she's probably my least favoeite fight in the game. But to say she has a huge health pool is just blatantly untrue, she's only hard because she can easily one or twoshot you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she wouldn't even be that hard if she didn't have waterfowl dance. that's literally like the singular hard thing about her, is that she has the least intuitive move to avoid in the entire franchise

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of have to see it coming with how she just paces at you and eats hits left and right.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of have to see it coming with how she just paces at you and eats hits left and right.

              Can you avoid it? At best if I see it and roll like mad she gets me for 1/3rd.
              Side note, Ive heard fully upgraded Radhan soldiers can beat her second stage by themselves.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can avoid it, it's just not very clear on how. my strat was to see it coming(lol) immediately turn around and run away, then dodge roll whatever is left in the sequence by the time she catches up with me for the first few bits of it. you can also stagger her out of it with throwables I believe. another strat I used was (before they nerfed it) the fingerprint shield with barricade shield, just let her heal up and out DPS her when's not doing waterfowl.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The nerfed BHS because people were slapping it onto a dagger to be a 1 trick anti-waterfowl get out of jail free card.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right I forgot about that.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does such obvious bait get 438 posts? Are we just eager to talk about the DLC, I’m pumped!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By everyone ignoring the bait post and talking about the topic instead.
      You don't get Ganker if you think anyone gives a shit about OP dilation.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >because the hype
    Shut the fuck up you trend chasing parasite.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not true, look at Cyberpunk.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will play it when it comes out because the hype has died do-ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ how embarrassing

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute, that subtitle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you learn the text font Ganker uses is also licensable.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a bait thread and 126 people fell for it.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BB dabbles in procedural generation for chalice dungeons
    >ER's open world uses massive amounts of procedural generation for it's land mass
    They have clearly spent the time already trying to find faster ways to develop the larger scale, and have succeeded in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ER's open world uses massive amounts of procedural generation for it's land mass
      No it fucking doesn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does. All open world games use procedural generation to create the landmass, then go back over it with talented hands to make it feel less procedurally generated.
        100% of open world games do this. They did not hand place all the rowan bushes, they let a program divvy them out based on parameters. They go back over the generation to give it an individualized feel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They did not hand place all the rowan bushes, they let a program divvy them out based on parameters
          Unlikely.
          More likely they use brush tools.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's as anon says. Starfield and Skyrim are using the same generation, Starfield just doesn't have bethesda employees going back over it to individualize areas so you see the start difference.
            Elden ring was made the same way, all open world games are made like that. A dev might define how the coastline in Radahn's arena actually looks but Radahn's arena exists because they put specific parameters into their program when generating that landmass.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No it's as anon says.
              No, it's as Anon said. Plenty of studios use brush tools to generate flora and fauna.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you had the tech why wouldn’t you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You would. The anons losing their shit are just ignorant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They think Ubisoft is having some frenchman lay miles and miles of coastline in assassin's creed games by hand kek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its sad that its so easy yet non reach fromsoft levels of grandeur. why is that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you think all the huge cliffs, tree roots, canyons, plateaus/mesas, monoliths, and many other types of massive, clearly intentionally placed geographical landmarks and barriers were procedurally generated I don't know what to tell you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do. And what to tell him is that he's FUCKING RETARDED

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