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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please please don't post here ever again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, tendie.
      you lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking kys

      fpbp spsbp

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking kys

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the arc where Ganker pretends like it didn't like elden ring and didn't play it religiously when it came out and talked about it for months and had a ton of fun with it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're already past that point anon...

      https://i.imgur.com/q301m1Q.jpeg

      GET IN HERE BROS!

      ?si=WV3DOSmGrHacjBeN

      looks fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly it's because it's a vaati video

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No this is the part where Ganker pretends they don't like Vaati despite having religiously jerked off to his voice countless times

        I'm not terminally online enough to know who that is or why it's bad. I'm also not interested in knowing, just in case you were getting excited to tell me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's semi old shit anyway. Tldr he's a homosexual who makes shit up and got famous for it so now he's a legit "content creator". Basically a grifter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think Vaati is annoying but he clearly states when things are speculation and when he's just straight up reading item descriptions which there is no room for "making things up".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he clearly states when things are speculation
              You are new to Vaati then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I've seen his vids from the beginning. He did that way less when he started but now he does all the time because he got called out so much for it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I find it annoying when you tubers cater to these pedantic frickers. I am okay with youtuber just saying what they think. I don't need 20 notices about "muh facts" so boring and sterile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vaatti basically repackages Ganker theory threads as lore vids that he narrates with his smooth brit voice. Got successful enough to become the De Facto FromSoft Lore Guy and even got sponsored by FromSoft eventually.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I specifically told you I didn't want to know and don't care.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And yet you are still in an eceleb thread. Curious.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not spoonfeeding. Go do your own homework gayboy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too late, the other newbies already spoonfed him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so many homosexuals itt. the dlc looks good and i'm excited for it. sorry for all you wiener smoking cucks who got filtered by the game and can't enjoy more kino. fricking pussies.

        No this is the part where Ganker pretends they don't like Vaati despite having religiously jerked off to his voice countless times

        Vaati is a homosexual and a content thief.

        >shillatyvidya
        Why people still watch this snake tongued scammer is beyond me.

        why do you homosexuals even know who some eceleb is? please for the love of god GO BACK

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he pretends he doesn't know who he is
          Acting moronic isn't going to help you make an argument.
          I know about him because I'm not zoomershit. I know enough about him to know to avoid him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I know about him because I'm not zoomershit.
            does not compute, homosexual. you sure sound like a zoomzoom to me.

            So if you care, why spoil it for yourself?

            >watch footage of probably 2% of the content of a huge dlc, probably 2 early bosses out of many
            >still get to play it, explore for myself, kill the bosses myself
            >spoiling

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              vaati is also an oldgay because he stole all his videos from Ganker and other forums where people were discussing ideas.
              Again, you'd know that if you weren't a zoomer homosexual.
              Also people like ENB did it first, the homosexual just stole all the credit because morons jerk off to his slimey voice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >youd know more about this youtuber if you werent a zoomer
                anon, youre embarrassing yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not fooling anyone, zoomer.
                I like how you keep pretending that you don't know him, like you haven't been visiting any souls related board ever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im not the person you were talking to before
                i know vaati makes dark souls lore videos because he gets shilled on here but ive never seen a single second of his content because i dont give a shit about dark souls lore
                despite that im not autistic enough to know the lore behind where he got his video ideas Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >despite that im not old enough to know the lore behind where he got his video ideas Black person
                fixed
                Now stay quiet, election tourist and let the adults talk. I bet your first souls game was DS3, homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im older than you zoomer Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize there is an election this year right? Why was 2016 election so special?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't seriously asking this, are you? If you don't know you must be a tourist yourself.
                First, because of who the candidates were.
                Also because it was the first time mainstream media and social media social engineered zoomers to give a frick about politics and constantly told them to vote for a certain candidate while the other was a nazi. There's been a huge influx of newbies that year, mostly normalgays who got banned from other places for the "wrong" opinions and could now talk about it on /misc/.
                Burgerland still haven't recovered from the disastrous effects and the damage that was done by the 2016 elections.
                Even people who aren't from burgerland knew all about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But why is 2024 election just forgotten then. Nothing changed there was no resolution yet nobody even cares anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's nothing new anymore, it's a continuation of 2016. Zoomers moved on to other shit, mostly caring about gays and trannies now.
                Also Biden isn't as shillable as Hillary was.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Even people who aren't from burgerland knew all about it.
                If anything the 2016 elections were the main reason the rest of the world started paying attention to American politics at all.

                But why is 2024 election just forgotten then. Nothing changed there was no resolution yet nobody even cares anymore.

                A couple of reasons:
                >nobody cares about Biden, it's an open secret he's a demented puppet for his party so the actual democratic candidate is now irrelevant
                >Trump got nuked from social media, so there's not much to signalboost for journalists
                >Gen Z got tired of that media fiasco and moved on to other stuff
                >Gen Alpha is still too young to give a frick
                >both candidates are likely to die halfway through the term, so nobody expects them to leave a legacy at this point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                exactly. imagine unironically knowing about israelitetubers and the lore behind them and calling other people zoomers. its genuinely fricking embarrassing.

                Sure thing, zoomie.

                >despite that im not old enough to know the lore behind where he got his video ideas Black person
                fixed
                Now stay quiet, election tourist and let the adults talk. I bet your first souls game was DS3, homosexual.

                btw homosexual i'm in my 30s and have been on Ganker for close to 2 decades.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok you can stop pretending, newshit.
                You didn't know souls games existed before they became popular.
                There's literally no way you could've visited souls threads on Ganker during that time and not know about it, even by accident.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                when did i even say i'm a soulsgay you fricking mongoloid? i never said i was, i wasn't really gaming when souls games were coming out, i was busy being a fricking degenerate. i've played bloodborne, sekiro, and elden ring.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then shut the frick up, secondary and stop wondering how people who've been into the series since the start know common knowledge about the series.
                You are literally acting like some fricking woman or normalgay invading a new hobby and demanding everyone to cater to (You).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >op posts elden ring dlc gameplay video
                >bunch of people start whining like b***hes about the person who posted the video
                yeah and I'M the one acting like a woman. frick off

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youtuber lore is not "common knowledge about the series" dumb homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is. Because believe it or not, zoomie. There was a time when hating youtubers wasn't cool as it is now.
                That was the time when people really starting to get autistic about the lore in Dark Souls.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                trust me i've hated youtubers since way before it was cool. i have never and will never watch these loser wienersuckers nor will i ever care about their homosexual asses

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, now frick off, newshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I know you think you have a point and that what you're saying is believable but anyone who's reading your posts will immediately tell you're the underage here.
                Older people do NOT register who these YouTubers are no matter how many times their homosexual names appear on a discussion because they're completely irrelevant to us. You were raised by YouTube, so you can't help but pay attention to that stuff, it's really obvious for us.
                I'm not any of the anons you're arguing with btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >older people
                How fricking old are you , homosexual? If you're below 40 you DID grow up with youtube, whether you wanted it or not. Youtube has been a thing since 2005. So stop being obvious, pretend oldgay. Next thing you're going to claim that growing up with video games is a zoomer thing.
                I'm 34 btw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When YouTube became I thing I was already 14, that's not "growing up with", and e-celebs didn't exist yet.
                You're not 34

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it d-doesn't c-count
                Ok homosexual, whatever you say.
                Just admit you're a newshit who never touched a souls game before DS3 or sekiro and we can all go our separate ways.
                Dark souls youtube stuff was around 2012-2013, which gives you plenty of time to get used to youtube and find a few channels that cater to your interests.
                Also, just because you aware a channel exists, doesn't mean you watched it. Just how you're aware now that he stole all his ideas, despite never following him.
                See how easy it was after reading one thread on Ganker.
                Now stop pretending, newshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual, stop trying so hard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not fooling anyone, zoomer.
                I like how you keep pretending that you don't know him, like you haven't been visiting any souls related board ever.

                you underestimate just how little of a frick i give about ANY israelitetuber/"content creator". frick off zoomlet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, zoomie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why do you homosexuals even know who some eceleb is?
          because we aren't fricking election tourist Black folk like you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No this is the part where Ganker pretends they don't like Vaati despite having religiously jerked off to his voice countless times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't his actual IRL voice whiny and high as frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the arc where fromdrones can't fathom sentient beings are tired of rollslop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hard to imagine anybody being angry about jumping or rolling in a video game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nooooooooo you don't get it you don't have real fun... you know..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rollslop
        I've been mostly using shields with a dex weapon since DaS 1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b-but shields are not optimal, they waste stamina? How are you supposed to prove you're an epic gamer if you don't roll everything?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fun fact" shields are actually better than rolling in some cases. The reason people were saying not use a shield wasnt because they werent good, its because it made the game "too easy" it was dark souls 1 meme to tell people not to use shields or wear heavy armor similar to elden rings "you didnt beat the game" meme.

            Newfriends joined the fanbase then took the "no shield" advice to heart thinking people were helping them beat the game easier, KEK

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only time where I felt that shield's are a downside was Malenia. Every other fight with the right talisman was very comfortable to play.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shields are Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they aren't tired of going into threads and being little piss babies about things they only hate because it's popular?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      been happening for a while now. It's because the people who like the game (the vast majority) are just quietly waiting for the DLC and playing other things to pass the time, so the schizo haters (like 5 people) are free to shitpost without rebut 24/7 because they don't play any games at all and spend all of their time here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker pretends like it didn't like elden ring
      Ganker was always split on Elden Ring, it was only universally beloved by redditors. Every time a Souls game comes out, board volume goes way up and we get flooded by redditors and reddit memes. Then over the next 6 to 12 months they get scared off by the heckin hate speech and lack of moderation and leave, taking their gay opinions with them. it's why the initial opinion always seems overwhelmingly positive then dwindled over the next year.

      It happened with DS2
      It happened with Bloodborne
      It happened with DS3
      It happened with Sekiro
      It happened with Elden Ring
      It will happen with the Elden Ring DLC

      It was, is, and will be particularly bad and particularly noticeable with Elden Ring due to how normiecore it is and how popular it became.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker was always split on Elden Ring
        Eh, the concerted efforts of some of some deranged discordtrannies shouldn't be seen as an reflection of the actual opinions of the board. And off course Ganker is never gonna be unanimous on anything, that's just the nature of being an anonymous cave painting forum.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Eh, the concerted efforts of some of some deranged discordtrannies
          Mental illness detected, rest of post ignored.

          >Ganker was always split on Elden Ring
          yeah, the people who dislike it were all filtered. it's an objectively great game.
          [...]
          just frick off and kys already holy shit this is fricking embarrassing

          >yeah, the people who dislike it were all filtered
          Low IQ non-white detected, rest of post ignored.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mental illness
            Yes, you would have to be mentally ill to spend years seething about the best game released in decades

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dragonirian has been doing this for like 10 years he is definitely mentally ill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are not fooling anyone. You are the same person I just replied to, and you're a shithead spammer who hates elden ring and tries to shit up every thread by samegayging about nonexistent boogiemen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol no dummy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/nVVkdFk03-Hg1kr7dofkpA/
                42 results found
                have a nice day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sixty two thousand and ten
                Very sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it is very sad how long you spend doing that shit before you got bored of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol dragonirian crying again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It also doesn't help that you picked such a stupid sounding name to samegay about. Is it your own steam name or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys dragonirian

                Stop crying dragonirian the humiliation ritual will never end.enjoy your life now, you were warned.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop samegayging about yourself please.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. I will keep humiliating dragonirian in all his threads all the same.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't. Dragonirian likes to insist that when anons bully him. He already tried a few gimmicks to get anons to stop, but they won't stop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He isn't.
                Stop samegayging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, but I'm still going to ruin his posting time here like all other anons do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >him
                You ARE him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit that you're him and we can continue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We can continue either way. All you can do is cry and report. Sorry!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not him!
                >uses exactly his tactics
                wdhmbt

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I save his images to gaslight dragoniki. Anons do all sorts of stuff to ruin his time spent on Ganker.
                Hell,we turned him into a manly tears level lolcow for the fun of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/dragoniki/
                Okay, now explain this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is an archive of anons calling dragonirian dragoniki as a pet name like the household dog. Its like how raskolnikov is a pun on rascalniki (russian jokes)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dragonirian is russian
                >he makes a russian culture reference
                You're him kek!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or I've read crime and punishment. Raskolnikov is the main character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say, "niki" 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You dont have to get upset dragoniki. The book is good you should check it out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                s c h i z o
                c
                h
                i
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                o

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dragonirian is schizo, yes. It is why we make fun of him.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >raskolnikov is a pun on rascalniki (russian jokes)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is. Raskolnikov is a pun on raskolnikov, a disenfranchised russian youth. That's what dragoniki is to a tee.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no clue what the frick you are saying, дpyжoк-пиpoжoк

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice dear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't engage him, he's a legitimate schizophrenic and this is all he does all day every day for years

                it's a shame he doesn't get a trip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has tried multiple trips but people just call him dragonirian still the trip never fools anyone. He has tried thougheverbeit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop talking about yourself in the third person you schizophrenic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is talking about dragonirian trying the arcanemaxxer thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking about yourself and you just did it again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No and no. You have a condition bruv the image has already been posted about you calling everyone samegay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a samegay and all you do is talk about yourself in the third person, it's all you do all day every day on this board

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. Author chose the main character name as a pun on a political movement of the day to drive home a character trait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                intedesting. I suppose it can have a double meaning but I always assumed his name represented inner turnoil
                looks like I was the baka all along

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea what you're on about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is this boogeyman in the thread with us right now anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kys dragonirian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker was always split on Elden Ring
        yeah, the people who dislike it were all filtered. it's an objectively great game.

        >it d-doesn't c-count
        Ok homosexual, whatever you say.
        Just admit you're a newshit who never touched a souls game before DS3 or sekiro and we can all go our separate ways.
        Dark souls youtube stuff was around 2012-2013, which gives you plenty of time to get used to youtube and find a few channels that cater to your interests.
        Also, just because you aware a channel exists, doesn't mean you watched it. Just how you're aware now that he stole all his ideas, despite never following him.
        See how easy it was after reading one thread on Ganker.
        Now stop pretending, newshit.

        just frick off and kys already holy shit this is fricking embarrassing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession, newshit.
          Or do you REALLY expect anyone to believe that you've been frequenting Ganker for nearly 20 years and didn't know about it until now even though it gets mentioned every other thread?
          You got completely btfo, newshit.
          14 when youtube came out? More like 4

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not even that guy homosexual.

            >Eh, the concerted efforts of some of some deranged discordtrannies
            Mental illness detected, rest of post ignored.

            [...]
            >yeah, the people who dislike it were all filtered
            Low IQ non-white detected, rest of post ignored.

            elden ring is a white mans game, stay seething cuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a homosexual from a discord babbling revisionist history making low-effort shit like this

        [...]
        kek
        rollsloppers eternally btfo and can't stop sharting

        because you have some kind of autistic grudge against souls games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          I accept your concession.

          >it was only universally beloved by redditors.
          Shut the frick up moron, it was only NOT beloved by normalgays who were upset that the game was harder than Dark Souls 1.

          What an embarrassingly low IQ post. Normalgays never played Dark Souls until after 2022. Elden Ring on the other hand sold 20+ million, the very definition of normalgay appeal.

          >Mental illness
          Yes, you would have to be mentally ill to spend years seething about the best game released in decades

          Already added you to the "mentally ill transsexuals" list, I can't add you again, sorry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Normalgays never played Dark Souls
            You're either 8 years old or have fricking brain damage, dark souls was the biggest thing on the internet, everywhere, for years
            >Already added you to the "mentally ill transsexuals" list,
            You're the one who doesn't like elden ring, you get on the list

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was only universally beloved by redditors.
        Shut the frick up moron, it was only NOT beloved by normalgays who were upset that the game was harder than Dark Souls 1.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The hate spam came from a shitskin discord and they got BTFO every time, ER might be Ganker's most universally loved game of all time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this totally and definitely real undated image of 4 discord messages sure definitely proves that anyone over the last three years who doesn't immediately give their entire net worth to Fromsoft Inc. is actually just a member of a secret group dedicated to hate Elden Ring for no reason whatsoever
          mentall illness cope

          >Normalgays never played Dark Souls
          You're either 8 years old or have fricking brain damage, dark souls was the biggest thing on the internet, everywhere, for years
          >Already added you to the "mentally ill transsexuals" list,
          You're the one who doesn't like elden ring, you get on the list

          >You're either 8 years old or have fricking brain damage, dark souls was the biggest thing on the internet, everywhere, for years
          And yet it didn't sell that well, and not that many people actually played it. You would be surprised to learn that people can meme about something without having directly experienced it.
          It's directly analogous to Zelda
          >massive cultural phenomenon, all kinds of memes and references in movies, other games, and advertisements
          >several indie homages x-likes made
          >are generally good games
          >but actually sells like dogshit, only 5-6 million at most per title
          >whoops here comes the zoomerified and redditified versions of the franchise a.k.a. BOTW and DS3/ER
          >all the sudden sells 66 gorillion copies
          >zoomer trannies who never played the original games claim to be die hard fans and simp for the new soulless corporate slop
          Google the sales figures if you don't believe me, it's not a matter of opinion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And yet it didn't sell that well,
            It sold over 10 million copies even before the remaster.
            >but actually sells like dogshit, only 5-6 million at most per title
            That's not "dogshit" you fricking idiot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you lying? DS3 was the first to break 10 million. DS1 and DS2 had sold a total of 7 million between the two of them combined as of 2020.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>this totally and definitely real undated image of 4 discord messages sure definitely proves that anyone over the last three years who doesn't immediately give their entire net worth to Fromsoft Inc. is actually just a member of a secret group dedicated to hate Elden Ring for no reason whatsoever
            Damn that's a lot of discord cope but sadly it does nothing to disprove the actual screencaps we can see with our own eyes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should take your meds, NOW!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're giving away their shtick of popular thing bad, anon, they are trying to farm some (you)s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This mindset where you have to be 100% positive about something or you're a contrarian hater is extremely gay and reddit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Black personhomosexual i bet you play xenoblade and think your taste is good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's called anti-hype and it's a healthy practice to discourage autistic men like us from filming themselves crying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, shazamtrannies are back at it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Week 1 elden ring threads had flavors of old Ganker, it was fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That arc happened on February 2022

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where Ganker pretends like it didn't like elden ring
      >pretends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/er/image/7hlvtU-8KVGjpuzbSy5E-w/
        Imagine being such an egotistical homosexual you think your autistic essay is worth screencapping and posting 69 times like Jesus Christ wrote it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being so buttblasted that you can't actually argue with someone who's played all the Souls games and knows ER is shit, so you cry about it instead.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i already made arguments and debooonked that image last time one of you morons posted it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and debooonked
              According to the archive link you posted, nothing of the sort happened the last time that image was posted.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didnt post a link you mentally ill schizo. i did debooonk it last time i saw it personally. thats right im not the other person you were talking with, we are tag teaming you rn, get wrecked gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I didnt post a link you mentally ill schizo.
                Okay. Then according to the link the other anon posted no one debunked anything last time it was posted.
                >i did debooonk it last time i saw it personally.
                I don't think that happened. The only people I've ever seen try to argue are morons that try to defend this AI, and one in particular keeps posting these webms asking why the awful AI is bad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only people I've ever seen try to argue are morons that try to defend this
                Probably seen a lot of them huh, since you keep reposting your essay all the time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Probably seen a lot of them huh
                No, just the one occasional moron who made a weird 1 second shorter cut and then kept asking what was wrong with it, which I'm guessing is you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for admitting it's been you who's been posting them all along.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for admitting you're the moron who keeps asking what's wrong with shit AI and then crying that it's modded footage when he gets called a moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, if it were me I'd ask about it again now, which I haven't.
                Like I said, I have absolutely no interest arguing with pasta.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah
                Sure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but what's wrong with this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's the schizo moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok, but you never explained what is wrong with that webm lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >egotistical homosexual you think your autistic essay
          That insult would carry a lot more weight if you weren't posting it in a thread where vaati is in the OP.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you two are perfect for each other. Your autistic essay and his pretentious videos.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Your
              Stay mad and dumb, Fromdrone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(You) reply chain in the pic
                >not yours
                ok bro. Unless you expect me to believe you saved someone else's autistic essay and kept posting it repeatedly, which is even worse.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's genuinely too much wrong with your post to reply to. It's impressive that you managed to pack that much stupid into so few words.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no argument so I'll just say random stuff hoping something will stick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no argument
                Yeah, that about sums up your crying posts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you got caught bro.
                Next time don't post your essay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sorry you got caught bro.
                2 people replied to you, dumbass. Not everyone calling you an idiot is the same person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing bro.
                Still your essay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're equal parts angry and stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you got called out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's right, anon. Keep doubling down to hide the stupid and wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if I just keep calling him stupid and saying he's wrong he will give up
                lmao absolutely pathetic.
                love your seethe though. why would you defend your shit essay so hard if you're "2 different people". You're not fooling anyone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >seethe
                Gotta love third world shitposters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, we know you love yourself, judging by how many times you repost your essay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get so assblasted that someone posts pasta you look it up in the archive instead of arguing with it because you're too stupid to
                >assume everyone who calls you an idiot the them
                Okay, thirdie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts his shitty essay for the 70th time
                >gets caught
                >starts to damage control and pretend it's not his pic
                >now moved to calling me a thirdie
                Watch him call me ESL next after he lost yet another argument
                Also
                >argue
                >with pasta
                You're a special kind of moron, aren't you. Of course, we know it's not pasta, it's samegayging.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're an ESLgay too? Thanks for telling me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based and honest

      Please please don't post here ever again.

      fricking kys

      Loser gays larping as old gays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still playing it and that doesn't mean it's flawless, or even the best souls game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Ganker here, you're misremembering it I thought the game was good, but still a disappointment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The same as with ever Souls game since DaS 2, because DaS 2 was unironically quite subpar, so it became the tenor on Ganker to act the same, except for maybe Bloodborne.

      That being said, I'm most definitely not going to give Vaati any fricking clicks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bloodborne is safe based purely on the fact that it's an exclusive.
        Same for Demon Souls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget about all the annoying Ranni spam from the Ranni simps.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to humiliate dragonirian if he tries posting ITT

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This seems like a good time to get off the internet until release. See ya'll on the other side, anons.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys homosexual

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YAY MORE DOGFOOD

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > SEE THAT DRAB GREY LOW RES LANDSCAPE? YOU CAN ROLL THERE!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is the arc where fromdrones can't fathom sentient beings are tired of rollslop

    >Why don't FPS players tire of shooting?
    >Why don't action game players get tired of attacking?
    >Why don't platform players get tired of jumping?
    >I know... I will call these things slop!
    What causes this behavior? Is it mental illness?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      iframes are not fun. Its a bandaid solution for dogshit hitboxes and lazy combat design

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So how do you suppose it should work instead then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sekiro but with stamina management. L1 mash was gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shooting, jumping, and mashing attack are not fun. They're a bandaid solution for dogshit hitboxes and lazy combat design

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered pleb gotta hate

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man X is so much better for discussing anything than any board on this shit hole site. It's just a bunch of people trying to keep others in low energy low vibration moronation state.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like you've found a platform that resonates better with you. Each community has its own vibe, and it's great when you find one that aligns with your interests and energy. We can delve a bit more into that if you want to talk about it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >X
      Go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you discuss things on x [sic]?
      is it just all replies to someone's top post? how do you even find the one that has the active discussion, is there a tool like 4stats.io for twitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >x
      The website that algorithmically delivers you rage bait constantly? Atleast on this site, the rage bait is delivered to you by other humans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>the rage bait is delivered to you by other humans.
        >he doesn't know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Atleast on this site, the rage bait is delivered to you by other humans

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the seethe itt? Vaati is not the only one with early dlc access videos you know (iron pineapple, maximillian dood,xqc, asmongold, forsen,etc more)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watch a little bit of the video (until the point where he shows some of the new weapon types) but i'm stopping here.
    weapons look sick though

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna watch for spoilers
    I guess I am leaving Ganker until I beat the dlc
    Bye homosexuals

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now buy your game

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only two legacy dungeons
    It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two legacy dungeons in the starting area with the phantom graves.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >light greatsword
    Holy fricking kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It apparently has the smoothest moveset of any weapon they’ve made. The guard counter shows 3 attacks in the clip, but that’s actually just the light attack in the third attack.
      ALSO: There is a powerstanced light greatsword that’s an int fai weapon apparently.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >int faith
        WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK ENLIGHTENMENT BROS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally called M'lady
      lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just Alucard's sword in Netflix's Castlevania series, minus the floating.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks boring. I beat all souls, sekiro, elden ring with all achievements and I'm tired of this gameplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you haven't

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the whole game just using the sword and shield I started with as a Vagabond. I'm level 150 and put most of points in health and stamina. I have like 10 of those respec things. Someone tell me a more fun build to use for the dlc.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shillatyvidya
    Why people still watch this snake tongued scammer is beyond me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares, it has new Gameplay footage homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woah! gameplay footage?
        let me guess, it looks and plays exactly the same as every other part of elden ring?
        is he gonna walk around in a castle?
        maybe a field of some sort?
        im on the edge of my seat

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want gameplay footage without that pretentious homosexual talking in my ear trying to sound all mysterious and grand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its called a mute button stop being an insufferable b***h

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just make it worse for yourself
            Or maybe they can release stock gameplay footage without filtering it through some shitty eceleb first.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a fricking child? The DLC is better enjoyed if you go in blind. I can imagine you homos rubbing your hands in soilent glee as you watch your smoothbrained eceleb explain how you should feel about this next batch of Miyazaki-slop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's slop
          >but I still need to go in blind because I'm so excited

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaati is a homosexual and a content thief.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      refer to

      Nobody cares, it has new Gameplay footage homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report vaatiMadarchode for spoiling for us.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it just Elden Ring's gameplay? I don't get it. It's not a new game. Why would anybody spoil the few new additions, visuals and story for themselves?
    Do people even play video games, or do they just watch trailers and cutscenes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because i care about the gameplay, character building, and boss fights. i couldn't give less of a frick about elden ring lore/story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So if you care, why spoil it for yourself?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but knowing a little bit about how the DLC starts isn't going to affect my enjoyment of it

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kek they do be like that

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is the only reason I even know people like Vaati, Hbomberguy, Mandalore and countless other ecelebs.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DID GAYAZAKI LET THIS homosexual PLAY DLC
    IT SHOULD ME NOT HIM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then become a lore youtuber like vaati and steal lore content from Ganker which the morons never seem to show proof of him actually doing

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat both legacy dungeon bosses in 3 hours
    Jesus christ, how disappointing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can finish bloodborne dlc in 3 hours.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It took me 3 hours to stop getting humiliated by lady Maria

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit how bad are you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not $50 though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bloodborne's DLC wasn't $40

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there only 2 legacy dungeons?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, this is just what was available in the demo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's what i thought, that anon scared me though with the implication that there was only 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2 is already a lot for such a big area, compared to the main game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said there were 2 legacy dungeons in that first opening area, and alluded to at least 2 more that weren't accessible in the preview gameplay he was able to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they rush to the bosses to see them so they can make a video on it. Not much point in taking your time and describing the brick work of the castle

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Report it.
    This is technically spoiler.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report to who? Which authority?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The spoiler police.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spoiling yourself two weeks before launch
    Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a fricking child? The DLC is better enjoyed if you go in blind. I can imagine you homos rubbing your hands in soilent glee as you watch your smoothbrained eceleb explain how you should feel about this next batch of Miyazaki-slop.

      Blame From for pandering to ecelebs. Now youtube and Ganker are going to be flooded with spoilers.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    calm down disingenous homosexual, go eat some tendies or whatever you eat

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 legacy dungeons in the whole dlc or just the central area???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 in the first area.

      I strongly suspect that they didn't let them explore much because there is another underground section

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Much better preview here
    >Actually talks about game mechanics
    >Doesn't spoil bosses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >great katana + stance is like playing kensei

      mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they really need to shill their underground indie game on Ganker threads with 80 IPs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Youtube shill, you moron

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fippy bippy

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >posting the king of grifting and theory stealing
    nah, kys

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Really wanna make a unarmed build
    >Really wanna make a light great sword generic knight build
    I can't choose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are both dex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just make 2-3 saves and speedrun through the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Affinities mean you can totally use both on one character, also presumably both weapon classes will have str and dex options.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomies like getting spoiled so much?
    Is it part of the streamer culture where they first have to experience the game through a streamer to know if they like it to buy it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that the spoilers are almost impossible to avoid unless you stop using the internet.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pulling out straight outta dmc stylish shit in a game where you still dodge via a roll that looks stupid
      they have learned fricking nothing from sekiro or bloodborne

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >from bloodborne
        what would they learn from bloodborne? Mashing R1's against bloated bosses?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh idk what would they learn, being cool and sidestepping instead of rolling around like a child in the playground's sandbox?
          i understand rolling in light armor, that makes some sense, but rolling in bullgoat's is fricking moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cause dashing through a giant's blade makes visual sense

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              neither does rolling, are you stupid?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rolling makes MORE visual sense (you duck under the blade). you bloodborne tards are out of line

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not a "bloodborne tard", i played it once in a gaming centre for like an hour, it was just as unresponsive and poorly made in terms of controls as the rest of goyslopware games, AND it had a 30fps cap as a cherry on this shit cake
                i just hate rolling because it looks stupid
                >you duck under the blade
                since when is that exclusive to rolling?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not a "bloodborne tard"
                nah, you're just a regular tard no cap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ER got unarmed move sets before Dragons Dogma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon's Dogma had unarmed combat in 2016.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    34 minutes of spoilers? I shall NOT watch.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They'll be mad but this anon speaks the truth.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally the circlejerk around soul(les)slop is being questioned. I get the appeal, they're similar to PS2 games where you would go through cool scenarios until meeting the boss and finding his weak points and guessing how to defeat him, but people pretending it's some high IQ complex gameplay are being moronic. These games are just slowers rpg-ish versions of OG trilogy God of War.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reuses main game enemies like ulcerated tree spirit
    LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plz no

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So I played x...
    Cringe title, disliked, unsubbed, turned off the little bell, sent death threats

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they're locking paid DLC behind an optional superboss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      Hopefully they patch him to be harder
      I want weaklings and redditors to be filtered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      git gud
      No such thing as optional boss. Stop skipping content, speedtroony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >behind an optional superboss
      wait, which boss is the dlc behind? i'm working on a replay to get ready for dlc, i'm not going completionist this run but i need to at least get to this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mohg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mohg ain't too hard when you find the wondrous physick thing. It's also really fun to see the bonus flask be used as a way to beat a boss. Felt like such a medieval magic thing to do drink the magic potion to win. Fun shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably let you summon one of the new NPCs to help fight Mohg, who will trivialize the fight.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Vaati and all Soulstubers so fricking much you cannot possibly describe it.
    They ruined this fanbase forever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, didn't take much, did it

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kek
    rollsloppers eternally btfo and can't stop sharting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESL "humor" is pathetic
      >haha HEHE SHART
      >SLOP hah HEHE *ching chong language*

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's gonna be the meta level to aim for? 150?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When are you discordtrannies gonna stop seething?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those first few months where we baited that the Greater Will was some type of parasite sucking the souls out of people from the tree
    >this idiot once again SITS IN THE THREADS and makes another video in a low voice with no shame repeating what Ganker made up even though we did that just to mess with him
    this Black person has made thousands off camping threads here its crazy

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is hyped to finally beat Malenia with the runes they get from the DLC?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many of you are going to b***h about Vaati before this thread closes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0. Ganker isn't into the same memes as your discord.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Talisman that boosts stance weapons

    MOONVEIL CHADS REJOICE! 😀

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    FPBP

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mentions he got into 2 legacy dungeons
    >the 2nd one didnt had a boss according to vaati
    is he a moron? or does something counts as a dungeon if it doesnt eve have a boss at the end?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares about vaati here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both Legacy dungeons had bosses. The side dungeon he went into didn't seem to have a boss.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Primeval current bros…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do not listen to Sellen’s words!

      Azur and Lusat were not expelled, they left voluntarily. They knew what awaited them, and others like them. Azur left to become a hermit, while Lusat imprisoned himself.

      Sellen is LYING to you.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kek

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh cool a DLC gameplay.. huh let's take a l-
    >Vaati's voice plays
    Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
    get that pretentious little b***h ass homosexual out of my sight and existence!!

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a masterpiece just like the base game
    Uhhhhhhhhhhh discordsisters???????

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey fans, we gave early access to all your favourite souls streamers like Vaati, Ela and Distortion to advertise our roll slop dlc
    i will never buy another fromslop product ever again

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leveling system outside of bosses and exclusive to exploration
    anti open world autists are gonna be so mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That 1 guy can stay mad no one cares he cries into a void already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So there are 2 things to level independently of rune level in the DLC?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah as mentioned in this dude's video

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5C5dmNgosM
        Much better preview here
        >Actually talks about game mechanics
        >Doesn't spoil bosses

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool. I thought it would have been like the memories from Sekiro but it makes more sense that its like golden seeds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3
        attack
        defense
        spirits (& torrent)

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys vaati Black person

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation. ritual.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the DLC is probably not that big. Like probably equal to the 2 DS3 dlc at most. I am fine with that but I am sure some people expect it to be 2/3 the size of ER but probably it is 1/3 to 1/2 at most.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t vaatividya a Ganker sperg?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it for a minute. Decided to stop I'd rather be surprised

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giving vaativiyda views ever. I'm sure he has nothing to say since he was stealing content from other ER when it came out for 2 weeks

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching or reading even the slightest bit of content about the DLC.
    You are fricking yourself in the ass and big time. Oh well, that’s exactly how you trannies like it anyway.
    Picrel a completely legal grown woman with a babby in her belly that’s totally not mine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black baby btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we don’t have homies in my euro shithole

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    /thread

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously tho guys it is probably a really small DLC

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to try to charge $60 for the DLC, aren't they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think they made a pretty normal DLC given previous games but we're forced to wait to release it until now to drive hype and sales. And namco wants to sell at 40 or 50 dollars.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fist weapon combat
    fricking FINALLY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great now my weapons of choice are becoming mainstream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fist weapons in Souls games have historically had shitty movesets save for the Bone Fist in 2 and Beast Claw + Beast Rune in BB. Nioh 2 has been one of the only games where fist weapons have a great moveset with great damage. Most other games don't even let you use fist weapons or hand-to-hand and if they do, it's trash. I absolutely welcome this and have been wanting enjoyable fist combat in games for 15 years (minus nioh 2 obviously)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you implying that the webm moveset is good because you can stunlock the enemy?
          And no, fist movesets are really good from Dark Souls 3 onwards

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >finally give fists a good moveset outside of powerstancing in 2
            >utterly fricking gut their poise damage

            Thanks, Miyazaki

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Staggering millwood in 4 L1
              >gutted poise damage
              what did he mean by that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not le special snowflake anymore wtf
        don't worry, you still have the whole being a fringe incel thing going on for you, not all is lost

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    From SLOPware bros...

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOOOOOO NEW VAATI JUST DROPPED YALL

    IT'S UP

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE THROUGH EMPTY PLAINS FULL OF COPY PASTED ENEMIES THAT HAVE NO BENEFIT BEING KILLED AND CAN BE AVOIDED ENTIRELY BY HOLDING FORWARD!!!

    CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THROUGH ALL THE COPY PASTED TINY CAVE DUNGEONS WITH BASIC ENEMIES USED AS BOSSES SO I CAN UNLOCK ANOTHER SHITTY FRICKING FAITH WAND!!!!

    AND I DEFINITELY CAN'T WAIT TO WASTE 30 MINUTES WATCHING EVERY ENEMY PLAY A GAME MUCH MORE FUN THAN I AM WITH UNLIMITED STAMINA AND ANIMATION CANCELS WHILE I PLAY AS SOME 2-SHOTTED KEK WITH 60VIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filtered. this is a fricking embarrassing post. sorry that boss hurt you.

      >why do you homosexuals even know who some eceleb is?
      because we aren't fricking election tourist Black folk like you

      lmao.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the Light Greatsword moveset already

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please be understanding it is not as big as you might think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it is shadow of the erdtree sized thougheverpenguins

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is this just story shit? LITERALLY the only thing i care about is seeing more of the kung fu grip crazy ass martial arts weapons, do those feature in this video? i'll watch if so but if it's just story stuff i'd rather encounter that all on my own.
    where my kung fu grip brothers at

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people so desperate to see and know everything about a videogame before you get to play it, I just don't get it
    I've done my best to ignore any and all pieces of information and media about this expansion, stopped watching the trailer about one minute in, avoided any new footage and won't be watching any gameplays, because I want to go in as fresh as possible

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no way this piece of garbage ps4 dark souls 3.5 with 3 new animations gets more than a 6/10

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people are useless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread dumb homie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this looks so gay. What happened to fromsoft man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're using reskinned godrick soldiers for the dlc lol, and they use crucible knight stomps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing all the kusoge mods for Elden Ring kind of desensitized me to this kind of stuff. Though that implies bad things

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks cool but the dodge roll is really starting to look out of place with how flashy evertyhing is becoming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're 12 if you think that looks "cool" lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey its the vikings from the ashes of ariandel dlc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS2 bros, the wharf vikings are back!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That axe the enemies have looks way cooler than any of the axes in the main game

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAME OF THE YEAR

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The great gaming drought of 2024 is finally over. KINO is back.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Prepare to Cry | Zanzibart the Unforgiving and the Betrayal of the Loathsome Dung Eater
    Was it kino bros?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Video title/headline/OP starting with “So,”
    Instant never ever watch.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Urrgh.... Soulsisters.... I'm not feeling so good.....

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"So I played x"

    Why do you stupid fricking morons keep giving these Black folk views?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't they? You keep entering threads with the same rehashed OPs on Ganker

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaati is straight up moronic, dude couldn't decipher a sudoku crossword made for toddlers. He literally steals lore theories without giving credit, his voice is cringe and his neck is long and oily like Gatekeeper Gostoc. Watch Smoughtown instead, he's a high IQ chad that gives credit and he hates that greasy homosexual Vaati with a passion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He literally steals lore theories without giving credit
      prove one instance of this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >an actual vaati simp
        lmao
        Remember how he went on that podcast to talk about souls lore and couldn't say a single goddamn thing because he didn't have some forum to steal the theories from? Good times.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >*armored core
          armored core has no lore except companies want to destroy the earth with a space or underground weapon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No that wasn't about AC, unless he went on another one after lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no that was AC

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it wasn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his armored core story video was really nice, and i like the presentation in the cinematic elden ring lore videos
      don't care who stole what from who, that's his problem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can stand his obnoxious voice, get your head checked, you might be a homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bench 1rm?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have yet to finish the game

    quit like a year ago at 80h before the grand elevator

    how the frick do i get back into this game??

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still need to finish the base game, what's the most fun build for it?
    Full STR Greatsword?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're boring

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching any pre-release videos. Are you guys fricking moronic? The network test for the actual game spoiled basically all of Limgrave
    I'm leaving, have fun ruining the DLC for yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spoiling only heightens my interest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what "spoilers", moron? That you'll be fighting another 500 birds, generic soldiers, and tree spirits? Or maybe that the character shown on the cover, in the trailer, and talked about in game, will be a boss? There's nothing interesting/fun to get spoiled over, dude.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I get the meme but I honestly can't imagine being this hyped for a gameplay trailer when it's the game is this formulaic.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >light greatsword
    This is either going to be the most worthless weapon class or the greatest.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cool, now go back rolling a dice on BG3 to get the cuck scene with party members

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      Meds

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the IP counter

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there are full strength weapons in the DLC. Seems like dex stuff is the focus now.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're never going back to tactical and methodical gameplay again, are we..? So make way for rolly polly macaroni ravioli spam cause that's what the kiddies like now.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >oh no bros this videogame is too videogamey stop liking it

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is so fricking stupid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no
        stop trying so hard to fit in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is. You're just a cultish fanboy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it isn't.
            You're not special for hating on popular things
            You're not special for trying to pretend like a fantasy game should be "realistic":

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Listen to yourself. You're pathetic. Game looks like shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >went from a specific nitpick to generalization
                lmao you're so obvious, shitposter-kun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're losing it because you're a fanboy shill. That's all it is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post your favorite games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're losing it because you got filtered. Where'd you get filtered? Margit?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Performative cynicism has always been the hallmark of adolescence. You don't make the impression you think you're making.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the sisters (dragonirian) in full on meltdown mode
    Kek

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did we really need a third fricking moon spell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another stronk womynx as expected from wiener ring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true, though. Elden Ring is one of the most feminist games I’ve ever come across, and it’s only barely veiled because it was made in Japan—a place where an interest in feminist isn’t seen as purely a forced political statement. The Japanese have a more sincere obsession with strong women, like Sailor Moon, etc, it’s just not for political brownie points.

      That being said, it is still frustrating how many strong women there are in ER, dunking on men both physically and intellectually. Even the female variants of enemies are stronger than the male variants, be it the bats, the ancestral worshipers, or just the demihumans and their much bigger queens.

      The political intrigue is very much in the favor of the women, with Ranni masterminding Godwyn’s death, Marika doing her own thing, Rennala fixing up an obviously male dominated academy, or just Malenia equalling the much bigger and much more potent Radahn, or just

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY FRICKING REPORTED THE POST MAKING FUN OF ROLLSLOP HAHAHAHAHA THEYRE SUCH A BUNCH OF c**tY WOMEN

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The forward momentum on backhand blades is insane, they are the second lomgest reachong melee weapons after whips

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are those giant, fricked up demi humans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, running attacks on other weapons have more reach than this charged heavy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, that's the point, charged heavies have little or no range advantage over neutral attacks, meanwhile backhand blades charged heavy is running attack-tier, while the actual running attack at the beginning makes the enemy detrack and miss. They are an insane spacing tool

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They are an insane spacing tool
          You are overreacting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, lookat the gameplay

            ?si=1fNIAgQTVwWk8rIq
            you can redirect running heavy attacks and potentially freeaim them, then they have the typical curved sword running attack as running light, and the charged heavy attack has enough momentum to rollcatch and the range of more or less giant hunt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It will never not be hilarious seeing people overanalyze the simplistic souls combat like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are those the op dual curve swords from ds3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone know if dual-wielding swords while holding both of them backwards is something anyone actually ever did historically? I'm guessing not, but you never know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what an absolute shitter

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol the Fromsoft trannies got so butthurt a jannytroon ended up deleting the post.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 3 hours? Weeeak.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I can't wait to use the beast claws, hope picrel can emulate the Bloodborne status effect they had

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trolling's kinda frickin gay dude

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are light greatswords held normally or is it still the gay resting weapon on shoulder pose?

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord seethe machine kicking back into gear
    it's going to be an entertaining year fromchads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are going to be eating like kings as they melt down.
      I love being on the winning side as my enemies go insane.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    These games could have much better combat and they have settled permanently for the roll spam shit. Thing is, they proved they CAN design better combat but stick with the rollshit for their "soulslike" games specifically, on purpose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These games already have the best combat though, seethe harder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What part of that webm looks good to you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        embarrassing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fromtard are actually delusional if they look at that and think it looks good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Three replies and not one of them could articulate what is "bad" about this. That's bandwagon hate, imagine being that pathetic. At least hate something on a personal level if you're going to hate at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you didn't explain why saying the sky is red is stupid, so the sky is actually red!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reddit the post. You still haven't told what exactly makes everything about ER bad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >suddenly it's everything about ER and not that particular web, being shit
              See how he moves the goalposts when it suits him?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is such a child's take. Why do you keep deflecting?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            KEK
            I accept your concession.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I concede that the combat in that webm looks like shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this amount of deflecting
            I accept your concession.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow, I didn't realize I was talking to a moron. My bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First post itt, that animation looks rushed and complete dogshit to me. Do you need people to write an essay to explain why certain things just look bad? Coming from someone who's played Souls games since Demon's, you FromSoft fanboys are growing more insufferable by the day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it looks good. What, you need me to write you an essay of why that is? You cultists are just embarrassing at this point.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C-Can I have some (you)'s plz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        th-thx

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game journo finds tower
    >"The very center of the Lands Between. All manners of Death wash up here, only to be suppressed."

    So the land of shadow is the missing area in the middle of the map, don't see how this description makes sense otherwise. It's literally underneath the Erdtree geography wise, which would cast it in shadow and that veils it from our eyes. Bravo Miyazaki.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Light Greatsword guard counter has quicker first hit but is multi-hit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stance ash of war is kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aw shit now I know why I'm so excited for the LGS moveset
        this thing was so fun in pvp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >LGS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the prospect of using a greatsword without slinging it over your shoulder like a caveman has me excisted

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vaati is a gay so I’m not clicking your video, but how the frick did Fromsoft do it, bros? How have they made kino for so long? I remember my first play through of ER so fondly, going through the game with the Misericorde in my INT tank build and loving every second of it. Took me back to my first DeS run as a knight using the Mail Breaker (was lighter than the sword, so I just unequipped the sword and ran with the MB for the game). It’s magical 😀

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost done getting my replay character ready, not sure if i want to stick to greatsword/strength tho. what build should i go for dlc? not sure if i'm into any of the new weapons

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden ring is Reddit trash

    >plays the dlc for 500 hours

    /v/s favorite game is Ganker

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more dogshit ulcerated tree spirits
    WHY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully there's a tree spirit duo fight to finally filter shitters like you once and for all.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throwing weapon guard counter + combo with gravity spell trap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So all the enemies are just smoky le shadow silhouettes because it's like elden ring but le shadow world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What so special about this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can guard counter attacks with quick follow ups
        the gravity spell is going to rip a new one to many that get caught in PVP

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But you could always do the guard counter stuff

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and which guard counter spaces from the enemy the range of a backstep?

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks exactly like ER, as if someone mudded it or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC looks exactly like a changed version of the game
      Do you ever, like, think about what you're typing before you hit post?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you? Most souls DLC had very distinctly looking location.
        This one looks exactly the same as ER, just reskinned.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spoiling the game for yourself that you have already committed to playing
    No thanks i'm actually sentient

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing i didnt like about elden ring was some aspect of the combat were broken. the tracking and input reading was really annoying, also some hitboxes were busted as well

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I dislike about ER is the thought of ever needing to replay it, because that means I would need to use a 3rd party site with a map to figure out which one of the hundred useless caves and mines is actually worth doing.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I ain't watching any videos about it. I liked the base game, From hasn't disappointed me in a while, and I've already preordered it. I'll play it when I have the time.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >call anons eric SIXTY ONE THOUSAND times
    >get upset when they hunt you like an animal
    Loving every laugh. This will either get him to leave or meltdown and talk to himself for rest of thread.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZANZIBART GRIFT NO JUTSU

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I adore how both Elden Ring and Vaati makes the schizos on this irrelevant board seethe into oblivion. We're eating good tonight FromChads.
    >inb4 seething (you)s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but without Vaati

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second, it should've been Mordecai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what makes me seethe more? You eating shit. Care to post some pics?

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ER troons wailing about DLC while the best souls game already exists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wished they would have just kept making DS2 dlc instead of DS3 and ER.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically kino DLCs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weak bait at this point. You get more (you)s if you rightfully claim that ER is the best souls game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not scholar
      reddit ring will never be as kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vanilla
      Close, but Scholar is a lot better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still haven't forgiven them for the downgrade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sisters trying to have a ds2 humiliation pow wow ITT
        Embarrassing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >redditor thinks he's fitting in
          Nope!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with a bit of genderbender if the transition is perfect and unnoticeable.
          The problem with troons is that you do notice. Very fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6 games later
        >still haven't made anything that looks as good as pre-downgrade 2's lighting
        What the frick, From

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't get more than 5 second into this
    vaatii is truly the most obnoxious and pretentious sounding frick at all times

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching this because
    A. I don't want to get fricking spoiled
    B. Not giving ShaartyVidya any views.

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anonymous is trying to have a memory of the past

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is another, every youtube they invited was contractually obligated to use the same title, show the same gameplay and not allowed to say any of their actual feelings since this all part of the media blitz

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discordtrannies will be revving up the shitposting real hard now, huh.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be lords of the fallen
    >redditors shit over MUH MAGNETISM
    >be miyazaki
    >do the exact same thing
    >IF MIYAZAKI DOES IT, IT'S GOOD
    weak bait.

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40$ dollar DLC? Don't mind if I do!

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the forced hate for ER is honestly cringe. anyways i haven't seen shit about the DLC and don't plan to so see ya gays later!

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