She'll be in Tekken 8... ...right?

She'll be in Tekken 8...

...right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever Asuka isnt on screen, other characters should ask "where's Asuka?"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how Phineas and Ferb did that Simpsons joke unironically.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully, I hope she keeps her new 10f punisher.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hopefully, I hope she keeps her new 10f punisher.
      a what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1,3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does this kind of body language signal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lust for pitsex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that they're ready for tiddyfug

          Do females actually enjoy such acts or is it the mental aspect?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            females don't enjoy sex, they can't even orgasm.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you like dicks, you probably like dicks being rubbed on parts of your body, if asuka asks to rub her breasts in my legs i would let her

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >you will never have a woman with large breasts rub them up and down your shins while looking up at you with a smile

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            girl I used to see liked it. Didn't do anything for her physically, obviously, so it was always "you can do this, but you better still have enough for the real thing after"
            Not nice to leave them hanging, y'know?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that they're ready for tiddyfug

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tig ol bitties

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      extra BIG asuka never gets old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a disgusting paizuri monster

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally no chance she's not

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hope not
    shes a mediocre character for shitters and coomers

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so, 7 has been my first and she is my main.

    Also hoping for Miss Poland.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope Josie makes it in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope she's no longer a crybaby.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >streetprostitute Josie
          source me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          weird face

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh shaved pits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lust for pitsex

      Pits

      I'm not going to pretend I understand the appeal of pits but I can respect it. We're all just chipping away at the daily grind and doing what we can to get off. Pit and feet enthusiasts are welcome to break bread with ass/tit lovers at a table of brotherhood. We're all going to make it... together. Never forget that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hope they fix her man-hands

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So you can counter her parry by pressing 1+4 or 2+3 immediately after the animation starts right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they would actually have a tutorial or something in 8's practice mode that tells you how to do this shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish her model looked that good in T7

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course she would. Nina, Xiaoyu, Asuka, and Lili are like the staple to the roster by now.

    Then again, wouldn't surprise me if Bamco put one of them in a day 1 dlc or some stupid shit like that.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She has the highest chance of being of any female character, so you don't have to worry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice breasts

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but Ganker is a latina board now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably follow SFV's logic of prioritizing character that didn't make it last time. Can't wait.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    soul/souless

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    aceman
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah sure.
    She's too popular not to be included.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be like a Street Fighter game without Cammy.
    It's possible (unlike a SF game with Chunners), but it ain't happening at this point and even if she wasn't she would be in the first wave of DLC.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harada might copy Daisuke's strategy with baiken in the sense that he could be making she and her totally not gf as DLCs. Guaranteed money from waifutards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *creamapis your game*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd give Oscar an creamapi too

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Tekken have so many erotic bawds
    It's too distracting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only anna and kat are erotic, and unconsciously xiaoyu

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka should be in as the practice match dummy.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even if she wasn't a popular character, there won't be another Tekken where there's Jin but no Oscar. I feel similarly about Ganryu. Even though he's unpopular, Ganryu is likely in because Julia is popular.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganryu only gets in because Harada likes him for some reason even though he's consistently the least played character.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mained Lei since Tekken 2, and they made him paid DLC in Tekken 7. Asuka is my second main, and I wouldn't be surprised if they made her paid DLC in 8, too.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she always in?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if he isn't in, he literally saved the Tekken franchise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Tekken franchise has never been in danger though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tag 2 was a flop for how much money they spent on it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was justified because Harada took all of SCV's budget and poured it into Tag 2. A necessary evil; I hope he's learned his lesson

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >takes all the way till T7 and their guest characters for the team to come up with cool gameplay ideas again
      >turn super sterile again with the new OC DLC characters
      i fricking hate Namco. the shit Noctis is doing should have been something Claudio or Josie is doing. why the frick are you cucking your own characters in terms of gameplaytechnical finesse?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unless a character is presumed "dead" how many times has a character actually been cut from Tekken? Especially if they have been in multiple games already.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for a Mecha or Zombie Heihachi in Tekken 8

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get out of teal ranks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play some good ass tekken

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's approximately a 0.00000000% chance the she won't make it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't respect Asuka players.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lili's wife!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all other females in the game would be better.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She will be in Tekken 8... with Unreal 5 sweat shaders.... right?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn tekken fan art mogs the ever living frick out sf stuff.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can never go wrong with Asuka

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your Tekken 8 wish list
    >Bryan Fury
    >Asuka
    >Marduk
    >Claudio
    >Leroy removed
    >Negan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to pee pee pants city
      population: you

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they fixed her face in T8. For some reason the younger characters in T7 such as Asuka and Lili got some weird shiny face look to them.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so why didn't Jin creampie her yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's obviously gay you moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s fight sexual like ryu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has a hard-on for his father instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can you blame him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken Tag 3 secret ending where Xiaoyu and Asuka teamed up to rape Jin together

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jin is afraid of sex.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all his semen is only for Xiaoyu, please understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he has ever met her in the games, and Asuka's has already fallen for Lili's mating dance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s fight sexual like ryu.

      Ryu's straight according to Capcom. He likes women who look good in Japanese spring. Jin never met Asuka in canon and all his semen is for Xiaoyu only. Please understand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This was supposed to be a thing btw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            God tekken 6 could have been so good.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >those MGS3 samples

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she eats buttholes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let her eat my butthole if you know what i mean.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no 🙂

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jin killed her bro.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know Ogre was an ayy bioweapon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And the devil gene is an ayy gene ?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for cute Oscar to return after her down syndrome 7 iteration.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this AI generated?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just assume every OP image in the catalog that isn't a frog or twitter screencap is ai now

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One thing you never really have to worry about with Tekken is dropping a bunch of the roster between mainline games. 8 will pretty much have everybody from 7 except guests and Gigas. Yeah Heihachi is dead but they'll figure something out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Negan is returning and will have a significant role in the story mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >8 will pretty much have everybody from 7
      This is being way to optimistic.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory soul vs soulless

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is she whispering?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mayonegg

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      this author literally just drew the characters then said "actually they're cosplaying boys :)". Closeted hetero

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say that any character with a unique style is gonna be in but Lei barely made it to Tekken 7 as DLC.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the the other player quitting so that they don't ruin their win streak? It keeps happening to me.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as my boy is in, everything will be fine.
    I'm actually shit at the game and he has relatively easy inputs.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Asuka is straight. Lili may be bisexual

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So... Will Jin finally frick and impregnate Asuka in Tekken 8 or is he just going to die a virgin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      again, all his semen is only for Xiaoyu womb, please understand

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sure Xiaoyugay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick they didn't fall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Asuka can suck Jin off after he mating pressed Xiaoyu all night if she wants

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It'd unironically be Asuka getting that devil semen insemination, and Xiaoyu sucking him off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this was my first ever encounter with a character tripping and falling into someone's boobs, and Asuka has been my favourite Tekken character ever since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he refuses then I volunteer. It is a great sacrifice, make no mistake, but it is a burden I bear with dignity and honor.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please tell me this isn't an AI repainting a cellshaded art I'm really scared bros

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Only Mishimas will be in 8.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they showed Jin in the trailer and he isn't a mishima.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Julia and Eliza are so much better.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is Lili actually an amnesic vampire who's Eliza's sister?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She better be

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WILL ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS GIRL IN THE FRANCHISE BE IN THE NEXT GAME ANONS PLEASE YOU HAVE TO TELL MR
    gee, i too wonder if she will be included.... unless they give Jun a grand return. oh oh, seems like their days are numbered.
    as she stands she is quite boring though. hope they will pep the boring characters up a little bit. and remove hopkicking b***hes like Claudio

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't sleep tonight
    Everybody's saying tekken 8 looks shite
    Still I can't close my eyes
    I'm seeing capchads winning all of these fights
    Sunny days, where have you gone?
    I get the strangest feeling you belong (in the trash)

    Why does it always rain on me?
    Is it because I lied when I was sposting on Ganker?
    Why does it always rain on me?
    Even when I post steamcharts I can't avoid the laughing

    I can't stand myself
    I'm being laughed at by all the capchads
    Tekken put on a shelf when
    I've got my mind on something else
    Sunny days, oh, where have you gone?
    I get the strangest feeling you belong (in the trash)

    Why does it always rain on me?
    Is it because I lied when I was sposting on Ganker?
    Why does it always rain on me?
    Even when I post steamcharts I can't avoid the laughing

    Oh, where did the blue sky go?
    Oh why is it raining so?
    It's so cold

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pits

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jin has to be gay. Asuka has the most incredibly breedable body.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Jin to impregnate Asuka.
    Normalizing cousin incest is the first step...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cluster infection is merely the first step. There's so much more beyond it... so much to explore and nurture and grow. Soon we will approach incest normalization. In spots, mere regions at first. Edge cases and abnormalities. But the abnormalities soon become the norm. And beyond that? Complete. Global. Saturation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They could add Wesker as guest character in T8.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          after negan anything is on the table
          I want serious sam

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hereby declare that the Tekken and Street Fighter fanbases are filled with autogynephiles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. That's gay.
      I've done naughty stuff with my cousins though.

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