Shepard.

Shepard.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never get to have him on the squad again except for like 5 minutes in a dlc
    Why. I know he's got BIIIG stuff going on but WHY.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because 99.99999% of players shotgun him in the face. as they should.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off, baiter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bunch of cucks. Wrex explicit tells Shephard that when they cure the genophage they're gonna take over planets, and it doesn't matter if there's already other species living on them. Krogans are the n*ggers of the mass effect universe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine lying when there are 3 games worth of dialogue to counter you.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Basically all Krogans you meet talk about how they'd start conquering planets again the moment they have the chance to do so.
              Wrex is somewhat reasonable by Krogan standards but he'd have to go beyond hitlerstalinmao-tier dictator mode if he wants to keep the Krogans in check.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Krogans are the n*ggers of the mass effect universe

            Batarian detected.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are people who are unironically pro-mage in Dragon Age. Forget reasonning, some humans are just incapable of seeing the big picture

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not my problem. If I'm playing a mage, I WILL install a bloodmage supremacy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I'm playing a mage which I tend to do why wouldn't I be pro-mage? I'd have to be a cuck not to be.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are people who are unironically pro-mage in Dragon Age. Forget reasonning, some humans are just incapable of seeing the big picture

            Where does Wrex say he's going to help the Krogan conquer the galaxy? Isn't he one of the very few Krogan who thinks that's a bad move?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Isn't he one of the very few Krogan who thinks that's a bad move?
              Yes he is. Anyone who says otherwise is either trolling or didn't play the games.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Isn't he one of the very few Krogan who thinks that's a bad move?
              >"one of the very few krogan"
              >Thus directly implying the majority of Krogans want to conquer the galaxy
              Thank you for helping defend my point

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But what does calling Wrex one of these accomplish?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its simple
                >Wrex may not want his species to destroy the entire world
                >Wrex wants to cure the genophage
                >curing the genophage directly leads to his species wrecking the entire galaxy
                >Wrex is willing to kill you in order to cure the genophage
                >Therefore, wrex has to die

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you DON'T have to kill him and by killing him that actual gay Wreav makes things 10x worse.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't Carlos eat Wreav in ME3?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you have Wrex alive at that point.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kill Wrex and I kill Wreav and I let the Krogan stay infected. Get fucked Krogan. I also make sure I kill the Quarians even though if I can save them both as the Quarians are the most worthless race in the game and deserve to be wiped out for starting shit at the end of the galaxy war.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entirety of 2 and 3 prove otherwise.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shame 2 and 3 are fanfiction at best

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then by that logic killing Wrex makes things worse overall if 1 is self contained. Are you baiting me? Have I been fished?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terra Firma chud, the future is now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            all non humans are morons

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Krogans are the morons of mass effects
            That's the Batarians.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they are ottomans

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you dare compare those 4 eyed durian heads to based belly tabled otters.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Wrex as an individual had enough foresight and intelligence not to fall for Saren's "Krogan cure" meme and even helped take them down as long as you befriended him enough.
            With Krogans being a more long-lived species, and especially with both him and Eve being alive, both of them together can keep the Krogans in check, rather with them being a very straightforward race, being able to expect what they do makes them already much better than the so-called "civilized" species, as

            >Asari: "Ok so you have to share with us all the Prothean tech you discover, but we're going to keep some of ours a secret so we can stay more advanced than all the other races. We'll do nothing as Earth burns until we realize we need your help survive, then we'll finally decide to reveal our hypocrisy."

            >Turians: "Humanity is only allowed to build 1 dreadnought for every 5 that we have. No we are not going to use our fleet to help protect Earth unless you do something for us."

            >Salarians: "Our warfare is based entirely on espionage. If we can use sabotage, extortion, or some form of underhanded manipulation (including genetic) to avoid a straight-up fight we will do so. We take pride in knowing every secret and strategy our enemies AND allies harbor.

            If you want our help in the war for the galaxy, help us genocide the best martial species you have and trick them into dying for us on the front lines, again."

            >Ganker: "hurr damn these Krogans, they're a greater threat to Humanity than the Reapers (even though they never did anything to us"
            Seriously though since the Genophage cure exists, just re-apply it to male Krogan who want to live outside of the DMZ. I'm not sure why it even works on females, the stillborn shit is horrific. Are they afraid life is gonna "find a way" or some shit?

            said.
            And even if the two of them end up fucking up and Krogans go full conquest again, it's not too late to deploy weapons of mass destruction and another Genophage later.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're delusional if you genuinly think Wrex and Eve can singlehandly alter an antire galactic race to be "civilised" in the long run. dont let the ME3 narrative fool you. Wrex and Mordin were right before 3. 3 was just so badly written in all areas its not worth taking seriously.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You meam form colonies and an empire like every other race? Cry seethe and sneed fagboy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Krogans can live for thousands of years. So Wrex will rule for 1000+ years, and then his son with Eve or Grunt can take over afterwards.
            Logically speaking, you can trust Wrex, any son of Wrex, or Grunt to lead the Krogan to a lifestyle compatible with the rest of the galaxy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They live as long as an asari pretty much and Wrex is old. Hinging the entire recovery of the Krogans on two, maybe three depending on Grunt is just shit no matter how good Wrex and Eve are. Especially a race known for killing their leaders when you thought you were better. Curing the Genophage has Wrex lose the only hold he has on the Krogans.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They literally do not have the ability to do this you fucking idiot
            A gigantic part of the war in ME3 is that the Krogan have no ships of their own so transporting them was a logistical nightmare
            Any Krogan "rebellion" is going to be confined to one system especially with the relays damaged in the immediate aftermatch of the war
            They'll either sort things out (as shown in the ending) or die in their own system. If you are still pussying out and shitting yourselves about the POTENTIAL intergalactic invasion force you've got bigger problems like picrel who are literally just chilling buddy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It isn't potential when the reason for the genophage is literally them taking over a fuck ton of planets and ruining them. It's not an if it is a when. Also anyone who picks the synergy ending doesn't get to have an opinion on the game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It isn't potential when the reason for the genophage is literally them taking over a fuck ton of planets and ruining them
                The reason for the genophage is salarians literally "uplifting" them technologically
                Mordin says this repeatedly and says that had that not happened the Krogan would have sorted themselves out. Don't fucking arm them and they won't even have the ability to hurt you lmao
                >synthesis
                This is true, synthesis is the most braindead retarded piece of writing in the entire franchise and potentially in all of AAA gaming, but that has nothing to do with what I said as Eve and Wrex make Tuchanka prosper in the Destroy and Control endings as well

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                When they were uplifted they had already nuked their planet to shit. Yes uplifting them was bad but everything after that is the Krogans own fault. The fact that they aren't even bothering to help themselves get out of an easily fixable mess is their own fault. Yes it is easily fixable, stop just being retards killing each other all the time. That's it. The genophage would be stopped or wouldn't matter if they actually stopped killing themselves as all the genophage does is bring them to the same breeding speed as the reas tof the galaxy.

                Also no, you don't know the Krogans aren't going g to start shit in the destroy ending, you see slides of them having kids and rebuilding things. The rebuilding could have been happening before Shepard even got involved but didn't. Relying on. Two Krogan to fix an entire race, especially one that will expand is just a bad idea and won't work.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When they were uplifted they had already nuked their planet to shit. Yes uplifting them was bad but everything after that is the Krogans own fault. The fact that they aren't even bothering to help themselves get out of an easily fixable mess is their own fault. Yes it is easily fixable, stop just being retards killing each other all the time. That's it. The genophage would be stopped or wouldn't matter if they actually stopped killing themselves as all the genophage does is bring them to the same breeding speed as the reas tof the galaxy.
                None of that conflicts with what I said, in fact it pretty much agrees with it
                If the Krogan want a bloodbath they'll shit themselves in their own system again while nobody can help (or even afford to help given the state of the relays) transport them
                >Relying on. Two Krogan to fix an entire race, especially one that will expand is just a bad idea and won't work.
                It's not two Krogan, Eve mentions repeatedly that the vast majority of female Krogan are on her side. Shit the ending where Wrex is dead Eve literally takes up arms with all female Krogan
                And it's not relying on them to fix their race, it's letting their race do what it wants in their own walled off location that they don't have the brains to get out of. Once they DO get the brains to develop their own space travel and get out of there they'll likely be smart enough to actually do shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in their own walled off location
                That's a shit argument since there's no way to know everyone would be stranded in space with destroyed relays before you actually meet the star child and activate the ending.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > n*ggers
            LMAOOOO LOOK THIS moron IS CENSORING HIMSELF LOOOL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wrex
            Wreav is the one who says that, and you're a retard if you ever let Wreav lead the Krogan

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I rescued Carth because he is probably more useful and killed the turtle because he said he did not respect my authority. These games are shitty though.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          based, Ash was more interesting than Kaidan

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered.
            Kaidan is acquired tastes and clearly you've got none.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bioware is a bunch of pussies, why isn't the Rachni Queen a romance option

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest flaw the ME games have as a collective trilogy (not just individual games) is they introduced WAY too many new characters in 2 which leaves a lot of characters having really unsatisfying character arcs.

      So many characters are completely sidelined in 3 like Grunt and Samara who you only see on throwaway side missions and the fanservice DLC.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The issue was 3 not 2.
        >EDI
        >Ash/Kaiden
        >James Vega
        Any of these fould have been companions from 2. Sure anyone from 2 could have died but that's moot anyway since Shep dies in 2 if too many people bite it on the suicide mission.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >James
          What a boring ugly fuck. Jacob 2.0. At least Jacob had a decent personal quest.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            McBuffhuge was ok, better than Jacob and Kaiden. Just underserving of taking a slot away from Jack, Miranda, Samara, Mordin, Grunt or Wrex, etc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            James is based though. He's unironically the best human squadmate in the trilogy after Ashley (ME1 only).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The suicide mission is the problem, not the amount of characters that were introduced. They had to throw away all the characters that were introduced in ME2 because Shepard was the only one that canonically needed to survive the mission.

        The issue was 3 not 2.
        >EDI
        >Ash/Kaiden
        >James Vega
        Any of these fould have been companions from 2. Sure anyone from 2 could have died but that's moot anyway since Shep dies in 2 if too many people bite it on the suicide mission.

        Except you can't import ME2 saves where Shepard dies so that's irrelevant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grunt was better, I would take either of them over Vato McMexican and Blackie Fag Bottoms

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grunt

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody hates Wrex.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Shepard choking on a huge krogan cock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since Krogan have 4 balls do they have 2 cocks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they're just twice as long

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SO GOOD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My femShep choked on as much cock as humanly possible.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda feel Garrus gets a bit of a pass on his introduction as you meet him in a three day firefight hopped up on drugs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        also one of his teammates ratted him out and got all the others killed.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There ARE fish on the presideum FUCK you!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krogans were whitewashed way too much by bioware cause muh black allegory

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is me3 worse than me1

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was mainly the very end of the ending and tedious space navigation. I don't think 3 is bad though. I still enjoyed it quite a bit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ending is a meme. Writing goes to shit arguably immediately (Crucible) but at the very least after Tuchanka

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the writing is definitely weaker all around. Those things I mentioned are just my least favorite bits. Also the Reapers just showing up immediately. Feels like they wrote themselves into a corner.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think they were worried their audience wouldn't understand whatever angle they were going to go with the reapers, so they dumbed them down to just be a rogue AI.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              More vagueness one their origins would've been much better. Not that the explanation is TERRIBLE but it's a bit more boring.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ME1 has one of the best morality systems out of any RPG ever made

      ME3 completely destroys what makes it unique and just makes it good/evil

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bimboification of renegade was one of the most tragic things I've ever seen.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fantastic word to describe what I've always felt the paragon/renegade decisions became.
          Turning the renegade options from being "tough but fair" options to "I'm going to turn away reading your bible passage you asked me to read on your deathbed as a dying wish because fuck you Thane" was ridiculous.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's ridiculous is the amount of autistic dumbfucks playing either pure-paragon or pure-renagade

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately the games encourage that behavior by giving you a score for Paragon and Renegade and tying your persuasion skills to how much you've invested in one or the other, so you may get fucked out of certain options if you don't go all in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made it like fable almost. Like with the glowing scar red eyes shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ME3 is good till the very end.
      And that it deleted all your choices
      And that cringy ninja

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      making me grind all day for MTS trying to save the gay pilot and in the end it didn’t even matter since he still ended up dying also not showing us Tali’s face, fucking waited over 5 years for it and they just stuck it in photo frame

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, only Vorcha and B*t*ri*ns respond to bait.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't deserve her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is that?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't say such things, anon. If she hears you, she'll be hurt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Michael Jackson?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't a nice thing to say.
            Now look what you did.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So ugly, kek. You legit made me laugh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >somehow managed to make Miranda even more ugly
            Genuinely impressed.

            You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how'd you manager to make her uglier?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Michael Jackson?

        [...]
        >somehow managed to make Miranda even more ugly
        Genuinely impressed.

        So ugly, kek. You legit made me laugh

        go to sleep tali fags

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't say such things, anon. If she hears you, she'll be hurt.

      >somehow managed to make Miranda even more ugly
      Genuinely impressed.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I wait to get my SD card before installing emudeck? I wouldn't mind getting some SNES on there but maybe it'd be easier to get it set up all at once with the SD card

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit wrong thread sorry Wrex

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thane was the realest bro to ever exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew he probably die in 3 but him getting killed by coldsteel the hedgehog crushed me.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna taste Salarian liver, bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It probably tastes like a goose liver or something.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asari: "Ok so you have to share with us all the Prothean tech you discover, but we're going to keep some of ours a secret so we can stay more advanced than all the other races. We'll do nothing as Earth burns until we realize we need your help survive, then we'll finally decide to reveal our hypocrisy."

    >Turians: "Humanity is only allowed to build 1 dreadnought for every 5 that we have. No we are not going to use our fleet to help protect Earth unless you do something for us."

    >Salarians: "Our warfare is based entirely on espionage. If we can use sabotage, extortion, or some form of underhanded manipulation (including genetic) to avoid a straight-up fight we will do so. We take pride in knowing every secret and strategy our enemies AND allies harbor.

    If you want our help in the war for the galaxy, help us genocide the best martial species you have and trick them into dying for us on the front lines, again."

    >Ganker: "hurr damn these Krogans, they're a greater threat to Humanity than the Reapers (even though they never did anything to us"
    Seriously though since the Genophage cure exists, just re-apply it to male Krogan who want to live outside of the DMZ. I'm not sure why it even works on females, the stillborn shit is horrific. Are they afraid life is gonna "find a way" or some shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life did find a way. It's why Mordin had to modify it. I'm pro Krogan though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was Krogan as a whole developing a resistance. Even if it had to be reapplied, I'm not what the point of applying it to both genders is. How would fertile females breed without fertile males, and vic versa? I guess they just couldn't specify it by gender.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They could have been concerned about artificial sperm/wombs or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >help us genocide the best martial species you have and trick them into dying for us on the front lines
      By the time the Reapers are dealt and the Krogan figure out they were garden gnome'd most of them will be dead already so fuck them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always thought the games would go somewhere with the Treaty of Farixen and the humans building carriers to get around it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Korgan haters blown the fuck out

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having your own geth sex toy haha

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shepards Pie.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vanguard>ng+ adept>engineer>sentinel

    [...]

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrex

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I first played 3 I thought for sure Bailey was gonna turn out to be an insider for Cerberus. Just the way he delivered his lines after the elevator. Did anyone else get that vibe?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted to kill her, bros. It's not fair!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate that this character exist and the game forces you to put up with her bullshit. Omega wouldn't of been such a worthless DLC if you had the option to kill Aria and let Nyreen take over.
      Also Oleg was based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate that this character exist and the game forces you to put up with her bullshit. Omega wouldn't of been such a worthless DLC if you had the option to kill Aria and let Nyreen take over.
      Also Oleg was based.

      Wtf you retards talking about aria was so cool and voice acting atleast in 2 was amazing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they paid Trinity from The Matrix to voice this melodramatic bench warmer. She's pretty hyped up just to end up on her sofa the rest of the game. They had to get their money's worth with Omega DLC because I guess EA couldn't fuck the whole thing up quick enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aria
        >cool
        Disgusting. Never express an opinion again.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shpard

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asari are writers pets

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asari? More like ASSari!

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrex.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

      ______ ____ SO GOOD

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 2 games saying decision matter
    >3rd game all previous decisions end up just being a number on a screen and then a color

    No game has ever dropped the ball harder than ME3, fuck it still makes me mad when I think about it

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss off Wrex! I'm trying to plow Tali's thicc Quarian ass! Maybe if you knew what a fucking Do Not Disturb Sign meant then maybe your dumb ass barbarian race wouldn't be dying to space aids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which Tali face do you prefer? original Me3 or Legendary?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will not fuck her until she puts on the mask

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is the enviro-suit"
          >"nobody wanted to fuck me until I put on the mask"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        original for me, but im also with

        I will not fuck her until she puts on the mask

        >sorry babe, but the environmental seals stay on during sex.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think she wants?

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone name one worthwhile thing the Quarians did in the entire game? The only thing they are good at is failing and fucking up everything for everyone else.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They invented narcotic meat paste.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That only them and Turians can eat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could use it to get your Turian gf meat drunk and then sex

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can anyone name one worthwhile thing the Quarians did in the entire game?
      Tali provided evidence of Saren's treason in ME1, allowing Shepard to become a spectre and stop him
      If the Geth are destroyed, they provide the best fleet towards the war effort in ME3.
      If the Geth and the Quarian both survive, they provide an uber strong fleet towards the war effort in ME3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would have gone after Saren anyway, council help or not. Their fleet would have been even bigger if they weren't retards who started a pointless war at the worst possible time. Theor fleet has the most but their ships are shit, Tali and other Quarians tell you they stuck guns on just everything and most can't even do combat well or at all. Not only that it is also large because the Reapers did not bother to go after them much due to how pathetic they are. They went after the races that could do the most damage to them first, Humans, Batarians and Turians. The fact that the Quarians were almost left alone tells you how worthless they are.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You would have gone after Saren anyway, council help or not.
          But you wouldn't have had spectre status, which would've severely limited your intel, legal right and resources

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? There is nothing really spectre status gives you that bribes won't also do the trick on. You did not need Tali and if that single thing is the only thing a whole race brings to the table it means they are shit. Even the Elcor and Hanar are more helpful to society as a whole.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So?
              You don't learn about Virmire, which means Saren gets a Krogan army and Shepard never learns about Illos. Shepard also never speaks with Sovereign, meaning that he won't believe the Reapers are alive and gunning for the extinction of everyone.
              i.e. Shepard and everyone else dies. The end. Next Cycle.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Bahak system tonight.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only Krogan death that makes me sad is the poet Krogan. He didn't deserve to die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I though it was funny when you tell his Asari wife about his death and she tells you she has to go, but she just stands there never moving for the rest of the game.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't the reapers go directly to the citadel in 3 so they could disable the relays and decapitate the government preventing the galaxy from banding together like they did?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad writing.
      nothing in 3 even makes sense. In 1, it took the entire citadel fleet, reinforcement fleets from the council races, and a 100,000+ alliance vessels to take down ONE Reaper. Then in 3, they're a joke and whole swathes of them can be taken out by Shepard's multiracial army.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching an LP of mass effect 2
    >any time the genophage comes up it stunlocks everything and they go on 20+ minute tangents about if its good or not, while somehow also ignoring everything everyone is saying at the same time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching an LP
      >ever
      spotted the zoomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro i've been watching them as background noise since like 2007

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop watching Woolie. He's just gonna keep getting worse. It'll get to the point hat he'll play Mario 64 and see that Peach is going to bake a cake, then say, "Okay hold on. There is a LOT to unpack here."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching dragon age let's plays
      >one ever picks templars unless it's "evil playthrough"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *no one

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >of all the characters they could have picked in ME2
    >they decided to ditch ALL of them and just bring in a donut steel Big MclargeHuge voiced by Wing Commander actor and a literal sex bot for Joker, while another you can't even get until the game is half over.
    Til my dying day I will not understand the thought process behind this decision. ME 3 has got to have the worst selection of squad mates in the entire trilogy. I would have taken Vetra over the sex bot/Big Mclargehuge any day. Jack and Grunt would have been the best options.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought i was getting Grunt or Jack at least, maybe Zaeed even though i never really used him or fucking Miranda but no, just reused ME1 crew, give me back my suicide squad minus Jacob because he is moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jacob is a bro
        You just prefer alien dicks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he is the word boring, everyone has something except him and trying to annoy me about his dad that “abandoned” him, crying all day about he was hero and shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jacob is a bro
          Like hell he is, I tried to chat with him after most missions and he always told me to fuck off.
          Meanwhile you have Mordin on the same floor who's genuinely fun to talk to and almost always had something to say after each mission.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get when ME2 decided only Shepard needs to survive the suicide mission for the ending to be canon.
      Aside from minimizing the roles of all the ME2 characters they also had to waste resources to make replacement characters. Some of them are are actually pretty funny too like Padok Wiks but most people will never encounter him in the Normandy because you'd need to let Mordin die in ME2.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they get Mordins VA back for 3? I liked Salyers attempt but it just didn't scratch the itch.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >custom Shep

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >romance Ashley in ME1
    >leave her on Virmire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >romance Liara in ME1
      >cheat on her with Tali in ME2
      >ignore them both and fuck Kaidan in ME3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >romance ashley in me1
      >kill her in me3 and romance liara instead

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrex

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