Shiggy's getting old...

Shiggy's getting old...

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MARIO MOVIE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OW MY FIREBALLS!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chris chan convinced Miyamoto to delay it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time is a cruel thing.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how many older series get revived once he's gone?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he still have a perfect hairline while im balding at 19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asian genetics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plente of baldy asians but its one way usually. either they are fully bald by 30 or they will die with a full head of hair. no in between.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s usually how it works for all races

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I started balding after 30. white btw

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My hairline started to recede at 27 and all of it went to my chin. I now have a full beard and a terrible hairline at 31. Funny how that worked out for me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                modern balding beardo is a very unfortunate look.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, different variations. Czechs, Dutch and Iberians (ES and PR) go bald fairly quickly/early while others can have hairline longer.

            I started balding after 30. white btw

            Ethnic group?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian genetics
        I've noticed Asian men usually have a shit hairline by 25, only Asian women stay 20 for 30 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought about the same thing wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is actually his brain, it overflows his skull.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whites rolled badly on that one all things considered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're eating plastics. Your mom probably did, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese eat way more of it. Even fruit is individually wrapped in it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should see what japanese companies put in the food

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the same reason you post with normiefrog.
      Because you're inbred.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will get old one day too, zoomer. It’s the cycle of life.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet he's still in better shape than most of Ganker.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks good, the new haircut is better than his old one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only ever seen this gif in reverse
      >the guy wiggling his tongue around looks even weirder played forward
      What the fuck is up with that dude?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's Miyamoto's translator and one of the head localizers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now that you said I cant unsee it anymore

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        <he doesn't know Bill "The Shizue Slayer" Trinen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, he looks better and younger than before to be honest

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a cool old guy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yet he is slimmer and has more hair than most of Ganker.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he looked fine for his age. Havent seen him in a while.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks better there than in other older pictures

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo direct

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he force the employees to make Majora's mask or something. I remember some bad stuff about him from what I've read on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you shouldn't read Ganker for knowledge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or something
      maybe you should shut the fuck up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Majora's Mask was essentially, make a sequel to Ocarina of Time, but get it done within a year. Essentially they were working on Ura Zelda/Master Quest when they got incredibly bored and started making new dungeons instead, they asked to make it a new game and they were given the condition that it must be finished within 1 year. With that in mind they scrapped Master Quest until the Gamecube and got to work. I'm sure there was a lot of crunch but I doubt it's anyone's fault specifically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What get's me about MM is that you can tell that the makers were making the game to the restraints, not the other way around, so you get this very odd narrative around a machine demiurge in a hellish purgatory of OoT in a groundhog day loop.
        It's fucking amazing how well it turned out.
        I don't think I've connected with npcs in a game as much as I have with this game, because you endure the same torment they are going through in the game over and over again. It's brilliant.
        I wonder if Higurashi was influenced by it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree, MM has top-tier atmosphere.
          >I wonder if Higurashi was influenced by it.
          It might have been since higurashi has a lot of references to things that came out at that time, Chie-sensei's design for example is Ciel from Tsukihime.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was so haply seeing him.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"yes, the mario movie was delayed"
    >no trailer or anything just starts talking about pikmin

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's been holding back Nintendo for so long. Why can't he just go away?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna laugh so hard when he finally kicks the bucket and nintendo starts embracing trans and other pedo shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nintendo starts embracing trans and other pedo shit
        Already have.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, you're still either a boy or a girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It does feel pretty fucking rad having so many pedo dogwhistle games out there. Not so much sure about the trans shit, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think that someone who barely works for Nintendo is the reason they have a no politics policy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's been holding back Nintendo for so long. Why can't he just go away?
      He’s only involved with the movie and the theme park

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been known to shoot down ideas from younger developers. He might not be working on any games but he still vetoes game ideas because he didn't come up with them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any good examples of this? I've heard this rumor a couple times, but not much else

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just Google it.

            >Miyamoto vetoes more traditional Zelda like elements in Hyrule Warriors
            >Miyamoto vetoes a more story heavy Paper Mario SS and Galaxy 2
            >Miyamoto didn't want Wii Sports to be a free game
            >Miyamoto likely involved in meddling with Metroid Prime remakes because he doesn't want them made

            Those are just recent-ish things.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              vetoes a more story heavy Paper Mario SS and Galaxy 2
              Miyamoto suggested that there didn't need to be a focus on narrative (and it was just a suggestion in Tanabe's own words to boot), and he came to an agreement with Koizumi to make Galaxy 2 more gameplay-focused. He didn't veto shit in either instance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              likely involved in meddling with Metroid Prime remakes
              Are you retarded?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              didn't want Wii Sports to be a free game
              Next to no one did and I bet they kicked themselves over it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You left out Star Fox for the Wii U. The developers wanted to do a traditional game he wanted those awful motion controls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the game was specifically comissioned to sell the gamepad's functions. There is no universe in which the game isn't based around motion controls and forcing you to keep the gamepad volume on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's true, he even admitted the entire reason the game was a blatant 64 rehash was because of the controls.

                https://www.famitsu.com/news/201507/05082475.html

                >Miyamoto: We have made a variety of "Star Fox" games, including having an action-adventure type "Star Fox Adventures" made ("Star Fox Adventures" was developed by Rare), and this time we came up with a system to make the game on two screens. I was working on a prototype with the upper screen as the direction and overall view, and the lower Wii U GamePad screen showing the cockpit viewpoint, and I was thinking about playing with the upper screen to grasp the overall view, or aiming at enemies with the cockpit screen, and I thought, "This is just right for "Star Fox""! This was the first experience for users to play with these two screens, so we thought it would be better to make it easy for them to understand, so we based the game on "Star Fox 64". However, it is not a remake. The same locations and characters appear in the game, but the courses are all new, so it is a new experience.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, that's pretty much the same idea that led to SF64 in the first place.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha, he had nothing to do with the Paper Mario shit. He has nothing to do with Metroid. You just hate him for the soul purpose to hate him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He got the ball rolling for Sticker Star and beyond, you double moron. He may not have burned down the franchise, but he sure did carelessly splash gasoline all over it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At the end of the day, the producer and director calls the shots.
                Their "can't modify characters" is pure cope, when even fucking Ubisoft can do it.
                LOOK AT THIS SHIT, he's completely off model from a regular monty model, with a longer nose and different set of whiskers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He got the ball rolling for Sticker Star and beyond, you double moron
                No he most certainly didn't or we would still have Paper Mario rpgs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck off tanabe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's almost no real example of it. In fact theres more of the opposite like when he gave his blessing on Sticker Star being an RPG or being incredibly helpful to the newcomers working on Odyssey.

            Hell, speaking of sticker that was when HIS ideas were completely shot down

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the year after he dies is going to insufferable while everyone pretends he wasnt a control freak who held nintendo franchises back for the past 2 decades. at least we might finally start to get some inventive mario games after.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shiggy's going to die in our lifetime

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Walt Disney of vidya

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bing Bing Wahoo Skyrim when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's more botox tho

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reply to this post only with the most fucked up Shiggys you can find

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MOTHER FUCKER NOW I GOTTA REINSTALL EVERYTHING

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was virus free for so long too why did you do this

          Running every malware remover and anti-virus I can download, thanks a lot, asshole.

          Hey you fucking mindless autistis look what image I posted. You have to respond with some variation of "too soon" now because I posted this image and you are non creative autists who just repeat nonsense for years. Say it autists. Say too soon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn she's hot, does she have an onlyfans I can subscribe to?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too fresh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too soon .

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What happened to her?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I WOULD BUT I'M BEING MINED FOR CRYTPO CURRENCY BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING IMAGE YOU POSTED, DICKHEAD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too soon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you stole from people, that's why they're angry

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            F

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too soon anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too soon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            too soon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Deserved.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was virus free for so long too why did you do this

          Running every malware remover and anti-virus I can download, thanks a lot, asshole.

          Ohhhhh my FUCKING GOD, now I need to reinstall Windows yet again. FUCK YOU. I got a virus from Hongfire just three months ago and had to reinstall everything, and now this shit happens yet AGAIN. God, FUCK YOU ANON.

          It's just an image. Did you anons download it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was virus free for so long too why did you do this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Running every malware remover and anti-virus I can download, thanks a lot, asshole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Hey you fucking mindless autistis look what image I posted. You have to respond with some variation of "too soon" now because I posted this image and you are non creative autists who just repeat nonsense for years. Say it autists. Say too soon.

        TOO SOON!
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        !

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhhhh my FUCKING GOD, now I need to reinstall Windows yet again. FUCK YOU. I got a virus from Hongfire just three months ago and had to reinstall everything, and now this shit happens yet AGAIN. God, FUCK YOU ANON.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH NO I HAVE A VIRUS

        [...]
        [...]
        Hey you fucking mindless autistis look what image I posted. You have to respond with some variation of "too soon" now because I posted this image and you are non creative autists who just repeat nonsense for years. Say it autists. Say too soon.

        TOO SOON

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the one that installs the screamer when opened or does it only wipe your files?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          quick rundown?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'll find out soon enough

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it used to fuck up mobiles?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          possibly one of the many images that fuckup phones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MOTHER FUCKER NOW I GOTTA REINSTALL EVERYTHING

          I was virus free for so long too why did you do this

          Is this a meme or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon trying to be funny but failed horribly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing that I am phoneposting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did nobody do anything with this when PEE was a thing?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shinji mikami >Shigeru miyamoto
    Mikami had two colossal hits that changed the industry with re 1 and re 4
    Miyamoto only mario

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will preserve his brain

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely fucking seethed when I thought all he was going to mention was Pikmin mobile.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely pushed the mario movie and nintendoland stuff forward because mortality is starting to get to him. He's obsessed with being the japanese walt disney at this point, Pikmin 4 is something that can wait.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually he looks pretty good right here

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter tbh. He's the most noteworthy and successful developer/producer they've ever had, even when he stops making shit and retires or dies, his influence will be felt for years to come. I guarantee you the junior division will debate in their heads "What would Uncle Shiggy do" before they make any decision, and future games will attempt to "honor his legacy" or whatever the fuck.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, not bad for his age.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He outlived Iwata

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That new hairstyle looks pretty good.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, maybe he'll croak and we can finally get a new F-Zero.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As if he's the one preventing it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a unique face, and such unique skin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just Asian Morgan Freeman.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legit looks five+ years younger than his previous appearance. That’s what Pikmin does to you, its THAT good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if the guy truly has been playing Pikmin Go then he's getting a lot of exercise.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes men want to cling to women. I thought, Princess Peach is probably the kind of woman Mario would like to cling to. More than anything, I created Peach as a character that Mario wouldn't look silly holding onto. When thinking about what kind of woman that is, I get in touch with my inner 'masturbatory rhythm'. I ask myself, what kind of woman would make Mario's dick feel good? That's what I mean when I use the word 'fleshy'. She's a woman rendered in a video game, but here (points to the crotch) she has volume. Characters that don't have that fleshiness are sure to look unattractive to the audience.
    >It might be hard for younger people to hear, but as you get older, you start to understand more that you can't not think about people and characters without factoring in sex. That's why I absolutely had to give some thought to the state of Peach's pussy. Especially when developing the game; "I don't want her pussy to be all sad and tired out. If it is, Mario will seem pathetic for sticking it in her, and she'll seem like a dull woman."
    Miyamoto is pretty based

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally hasn't made a single game since Mario64.
    I don't understand why, in every other medium like film, or music, or art etc - everyone praises creators, musicians, directors.....
    But in video games - everyone praises business administrators.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how his face looks without a smoothing algorithm hiding much of his forehead wrinkles. That said by Asian standards at age 70? He's holding up damn fine as far as the face is concerned.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo will improve vastly when this stupid fuck dies painfully

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly thought he was already retired.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiggy's literally a has-been.

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