>shit deck. >portable

>shit deck
>portable

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'ick on the 'eck though...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every fricking thread

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey anon what game are you playing on switch lite?
    >I don’t know!
    >You don’t know?
    >Can’t see shit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should visit your optician anon, deteriorating eyesight is no joke

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should turn the device on anon, you can't play shit when the screen is off.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that makes the Switch more portable is the child sized controllers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what is a switch lite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something that can only play Switch games and at 480p30

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's 720p, literally the same as normal Switch in handheld mode, you fricking brain-dead moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's being a dick but many of the more intense titles like Witcher 3 or Doom Eternal scale the resolution down, especially if there is a lot going on, on screen.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But they do the same on the big Switch in handheld mode. There is absolutely no difference in performance between a Switch Lite and OG Switch in handheld mode. It's the same hardware.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Portable mode always performs worse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you not fricking read? THE SWITCH LITE PERFORMS THE SAME AS THE OG SWITCH ****IF THE OG SWITCH IS IN PORTABLE MODE****

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not the equivalent of a steam deck, you cant even dock it and it only plays a handful of games despite forbidding you from using it for anything else
        Sent from my deck on a 1440p monitor while I watch a tv show on the other half of the screen btw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Half the price, half the size and less than half the weight. It's pretty great for what it is.
          Gotta say it's pretty great for playing indie type games but right now I am playing Doom 2016 on it and as someone who grew up with the OG gameboy as a kid... frickin wow this is cool.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Half the price, half the size and less than half the weight.
            And less than a quarter of the functionality/performance, and the price quickly becomes higher thanks to game prices and paid online
            Not the good deal you think it is

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >And less than a quarter of the functionality/performance,
              Only matters if you need the extra power, Deck as a Hollow Knight machine is a waste.
              >and the price quickly becomes higher thanks to game prices and paid online
              Don't have Switch online but I pay very low prices for 3rd party games thanks to Deku Deals keeping track of sales.
              >Not the good deal you think it is
              Unless the Deck can shrink itself down in size it can't match the Switch Lite for portability and if a smaller handheld is what your after, doesn't matter if the Deck is free.
              I got no issue with the Deck, I think it's cool but the Switch Lite deserves it's due. It's a great lil handheld.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is too reasonable of an opinion for Ganker, you're supposed to hate current thing because you're 'not like the other girls'
                The Lite seems like a neat console, but for me not being able to detach the controller's is what puts me off but I suppose if that doesn't matter then it's fine.

                Half the price, half the size and less than half the weight. It's pretty great for what it is.
                Gotta say it's pretty great for playing indie type games but right now I am playing Doom 2016 on it and as someone who grew up with the OG gameboy as a kid... frickin wow this is cool.

                Does it at least have gyro? I can't imagine an FPS on a portable playing very well, especially a fast paced one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can buy a kickstand case for the Switch Lite and pair a Bluetooth controller to it.
                And yes Doom has gyro and it's neat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Lite seems like a neat console, but for me not being able to detach the controller's is what puts me off but I suppose if that doesn't matter then it's fine.
                I actually prefer ththe solid construction to my Switch's joycon rails. The joycons move a bit and it drives me crazy. I bought some nice feeling 3rd party joycons on sale for $20, one was slightly looser / wobbly than the other, unplayable.
                >Does it at least have gyro? I can't imagine an FPS on a portable playing very well, especially a fast paced one
                It does but I suck with it in every FPS I try it in (Borderlands, Doom 3, Doom 2016 and Crysis). Maybe it's a me problem but I fair better with sticks and the auto-aim.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I am playing Doom 2016 on it
            LOL
            Why are you playing Doom at 30 FPS @ 480p? How do you even see? How do you shoot things with those shit sticks?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why are you playing Doom at 30 FPS @ 480p?
              It's fun on handheld and cost me like 12 bucks.
              >How do you even see?
              Looks quite nice on the small screen. I grew up with og gameboy this is nothing.
              >How do you shoot things with those shit sticks?
              No real problem there. They aren't great but they get the job done.
              You ever actually play the Switch version?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, because I am not moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Looks quiet nice on a small screen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow that image you posted looks so much blurrier and worse than what I am seeing on my Lite right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the cheese wedge DS of the Switch lineup

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I miss having a 2DS. I actually liked the way it's held.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            arent the shoulder buttons really hard to reach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get smaller hands

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or learn to hold a controller without grips. The sixth gen consoles spoiled the gamers of today by making think they need to hold plastic dicks at all times to be comfortable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the huge black borders around the screen ?? They both look fricking awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >added some 50 meter long gamepads on the switch
      Lol.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >switch
    >portable
    there are so many games on the switch not designed for portability. Nintendo already broke their own rule

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can play on it while holding it in my hands, seethe chink shill

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch
    >Games
    Sorry I don't like toddler small consoles that hurt my huge hands with shit ergonomics.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, look at all the details on the Switch version AND it runs at a SOLID 27 FPS!!! This portable is amazing!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >soitch
    >portable
    i'm still waiting for 4DS and new etrian odyssey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4D
      If a Pokémon uses a water move is the console gonna spray me in the face or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Console pisses on you
        There's a market for this.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is moddding on this thing, can i run 100 mods in skyrim?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me you're incapable of carrying that?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another deck thread
    >exact same replies all the time
    These discord trannies aren't very creative

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't sending their best amirite soideck sisters

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even the Switch is hardly portable. With every GameBoy and DS you could slip it in your pocket. With the Switch, even the lite, and the Steam Deck you have to have a bag to put it in.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the Steam Deck's platform is significantly bigger than the Switch's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >one console almost has as many users as the defintiive PC platform for almost 20 years now
      This is fricking sad

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks pretty portable.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do if you were in this situation?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Politely tell the flight attendant that the smelly black man next to me brought drugs on board and ask that he be removed from the flight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think I ever sat next to someone with autism or playing a Switch. Probably call the flight attendant and say he was making bomb threats to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Excuse me, this man didn't turn on airplane mode"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "gimme dem joycons whyte boi"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tabletop mode singleplayer is a moronic thing to advertise
      for multiplayer its cool but for single player literally just hold the whole thing wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plane turns
      >switch flies out the window

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was also made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am planning on buying a switch next month but this looks kind of small. Should I still get it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch is useless in 2022, ust emulate the few games it has, but I imagine most aren't even worth it.

      If you want a good portable device, order a Steam Deck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if I don't own a fedora though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most chads have a Steam Deck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only own the switch and I agree with this guy. Unless you’re dying for those Nintendo exclusives I wouldn’t really recommend getting one right away. If you got a good computer just emulate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but get a first edition one so you can hack it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch
    >Portable

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Handheld consoles are pointless since everyone has a smartphone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      touchscreen gaming is a shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I played FF7 in it's entirety on my phone. You kind of get used to the small screen.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but it's less downgraded!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Closed platform bad, open platform good, yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Closed platform bad, open platform good, yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          zogsumer detected

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s from a sarcastic subreddit, moron

            >I like when companies frick me in the ass
            k, keep us updated homo

            zogsumer detected

            >triggered

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you would know, redditard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I like when companies frick me in the ass
          k, keep us updated homo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post more snoy seethe.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shitch
    >portable

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the switch looks like some cheap toddler shit compared to the giga deck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We heard you the first time.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do i need to play video games when i'm not home?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO. Quentin. The Dutch teenage homosexual that got arrested for threatening to bomb his school.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This settles it, I'm getting a switch lite. Deck is a ship deck

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Shitch and an 'eck.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steam Deck recipients couldn’t fit into the photos because of the fat and the fedoras

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Nintendo Switch was designed for more feminine men with smaller girlishy more brittle hands

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