>Le traditional Japanese festivals
Calli straight up wears a yukata and straw umbrella, and Calamari Inkantation is a remixed folk song.
Marina and Pearl were the odd ones out.
Not quite. Frye is specifically bringing in some like Arabic or Brazilian samba stuff. It's supposed to be more like a traditional Japanese festival mixed with Brazilian Carnival as a mixture of cultures. That's Chaos.
im thinking the designs for the most part wouldn't have changed and stuff like the shark teeth would've been swapped for cubes or something
similar to scarlet/violet
Not about hairstyle but chaos = jumbled mess.
Look at Frye, as if they intentionally designed her with outfit, hairstyle, colors that didnt match with each other.
Nah, Chaos really is the best choice. It's given us a wasteland full of garbage, a chaotic crowded city full of a mixture of traditional elements and people who really like to party. If Order had won the idols wouldn't be as unique and the setting would just be generic futurism with little difference from what we've already seen in the series.
It's unclear. All the troons are screeching NON BINARY NON BINARY because of the dialogue not using any specific gendered pronouns when referring to that character.
>it's unclear
If you're a dishonest homosexual, maybe
Most of the "evidence" compiled by twitter/wiki homosexuals are outright lies, like saying her Japanese name "Fūka" isn't feminine or that she hasn't been gendered in non-English languages
Cephalopod penises are in one of their tentacles anyway so it'd be in their "hair" for Inklings and Octolings.
Also they stick their tentacle penis through the hole in the side of the female's head to have sex. So the way Inklings and Octolings would have sex is that they stick their hair in each other's ears.
I particularly love how troons will shit themselves in rage if you assume someone is cis-gendered, and then turn right around and proclaim TRANS TRANS TRANS at everything that is the slightest bit ambiguous.
>it's unclear
If you're a dishonest homosexual, maybe
Most of the "evidence" compiled by twitter/wiki homosexuals are outright lies, like saying her Japanese name "Fūka" isn't feminine or that she hasn't been gendered in non-English languages
Most of it is twitter autism, yes, but even the Japanese version does not use ANY gendered pronouns for Shiver, while clearly using them multiple times for the other two hosts.
>then turn right around and proclaim TRANS TRANS TRANS at everything that is the slightest bit ambiguous
They'll say trans no matter what the character is as long as they're delusional enough.
>even the Japanese version does not use ANY gendered pronouns for Shiver, while clearly using them multiple times for the other two hosts
What do each of them use? Does she not just use "watashi" (or maybe something more Kansai like "uchi")?
Are we going to pretend use of somewhat-neuter polite pronouns, which are used for politeness over self-expression/identification because that's how Japanese works, is in any way indicative of nonstandard gender identity or at all abnormal on the level of using "they" over "he/she" in English?
enbies can have gendered names
Having an overtly feminine name discredits the idea that she's intended to be in any way androgynous, and lying about that or being so ignorant as to fail to recognize it undermines the credibility of people making wild claims based on foreign languages and cultures they know nothing about
Is Shiver one of the most sexual designs in the series? >transparent mantle >sarashi >possible DFC >hips >low riding and ultra tight pants >ripped pants at the thighs >belly >sex eyes
That's because Order would've been boring. >Idols who look the same and act like robots >Sleek boring futuristic setting where everything is the same >Equally boring story about fighting conformity or something.
They've had these ideas long before chaos won in Splatwoon.
still shitty to pretend like there was a choice
Was it even said anywhere that the final splatfest would affect the next game? I thought that was just headcanon since Marie won the final fest in Splat 1 and then Callie was the "villain" in the second game.
Yeah, they said it would affect the next game or something like that. You see elements of "chaos" in the setting, but the real implications are probably being saved for the DLC which Marina and Pearl will be in. Probably something similar about Marina feeling alienated because her team lost the Splatfest.
I don't even understand the concept of "non binary". There is no third sex, you're either a male or a female. Wearing girl-clothes one day and boy-clothes the next day does not make you a special snowflake gender, it makes you a boring homosexual who is so boring that you have to make up labels to feel "special"
it's like the twitter-mental-illness version of "I'm not like other girls/guys'
Honestly I would kind of rather people be non-binary and noncommittal to changing their bodies in irreparable ways than anything else, but it is annoying how they force it on everything that doesn't fit the "gender binary" in their minds. Just let things be. If a girl wants to be sexy and domineering in a slightly masculine way like Shiver, let her be that.
>wrote this series off as dumb kiddie shit >tried 2 on a whim >Genuinely one of the most fun third person shooters I've ever played
What the frick, this shit is great. And I haven't even touched the multiplayer yet. It controls like fricking butter, why doesn't every console shooter play handle like this
same except I wrote it off as "eww console FPS" and skipped the first game entirely
then played the testfire for the 2nd game and immediately fricking loved it
What happened to Marina?
The bas game will probably have a bunch of hints and nods to off the hook, but we won't get much until the paid dlc featuring them drops
She turned into a Black person, I'm literally shaking and crying rn
So your saying this is Pearl x2 and Order would have give use Marina x2?
ugly idols
shit music
unclear theme
Pearl at least comes with excellent everything else
>shit music
you gotta be squiddin' me
yes that sounds like shittier Calamari Inkantation. It's also off tune.
>moron doesn't know about microtonal indian music
color me surprised
I like it. Hard for me to imagine sploon having bad music ever
this is THE shit
But the new idols and Splatfests are "le traditional Japanese festivals", they have nothing to do with Chaos.
>Le traditional Japanese festivals
Calli straight up wears a yukata and straw umbrella, and Calamari Inkantation is a remixed folk song.
Marina and Pearl were the odd ones out.
>*Marie straight up wears a yukata and straw umbrella
Not during Splatoon 1 Splatfests.
Not quite. Frye is specifically bringing in some like Arabic or Brazilian samba stuff. It's supposed to be more like a traditional Japanese festival mixed with Brazilian Carnival as a mixture of cultures. That's Chaos.
>Brazilian Carnival
It's obviously Indian
Whatever it is, it's a mix of cultures.
retruthed
im thinking the designs for the most part wouldn't have changed and stuff like the shark teeth would've been swapped for cubes or something
similar to scarlet/violet
I doubt it would've changed the idols.
>that tummy
>but that face
I thought it was going to be Dedfish. Frick.
Order would've gotten us some psychedelic mk-ultra k-pop shit.
But once again sweaty tryhards ruin a fun game.
We could've gotten Jet Ceph Radio Future and instead we're getting all this shit.
I own Splatoon 1 & 2 but can't aim for shit and always got btfo.
See you guys in 3. Ill be that boomer with 0 kills
Just play blasters/rollers, those are the designated "no aim" weapons.
t. another anon who can't aim for shit despite having 2000+ hours on the game
>can't aim for shit
Literally just use this
Space Channel 5 vibes
Game's about spreading territoy anyways, the game was literally made for casuals.
Brushes were made for geriatric fossils like you and me.
There would be cute and conventional hairstyles if Order had won. Instead, Chaos won and you see what we got.
Not about hairstyle but chaos = jumbled mess.
Look at Frye, as if they intentionally designed her with outfit, hairstyle, colors that didnt match with each other.
>yellow, brown, and white
>not going together
Was worth it for the pompadour
What went wrong bros ?
Everything was so good in Octo Expansion.
3's picking up right where Octo Expansion left off
>SplatooBlack folk are chaosgays
Makes a lot of sense.
I mean there's only been three games but man are these idols shit in comparison to the previous ones.
Those things look awful. Someone at Nintendo fricked up big time.
Ooooooo..
Should've gone with "A"!
I'm quite content.
Oh, do each of the idols hold up fingers for the increment of the game? I.e 3 fingers for splatoon 3, 2 fingers in a V shape for 2, and 1 for .. 1?
It's because they're a 3 man band for the watson reason.
If you only knew what was the source of inspiration for the authors.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The biggest thing that bothers me about Shiver is the lack of eyemask
If Order did win in Splatoon 3, it's safe to say we would have gotten a much better Cyberpunk game than what people got with 2077.
But at least now, we're getting a better Fallout game.
Ugly designs… what happened?
Nah, Chaos really is the best choice. It's given us a wasteland full of garbage, a chaotic crowded city full of a mixture of traditional elements and people who really like to party. If Order had won the idols wouldn't be as unique and the setting would just be generic futurism with little difference from what we've already seen in the series.
Isnt it a homosexual or something, pretty sure they will say that he choped his tentacle dick or some other bullshit
It's unclear. All the troons are screeching NON BINARY NON BINARY because of the dialogue not using any specific gendered pronouns when referring to that character.
>it's unclear
If you're a dishonest homosexual, maybe
Most of the "evidence" compiled by twitter/wiki homosexuals are outright lies, like saying her Japanese name "Fūka" isn't feminine or that she hasn't been gendered in non-English languages
enbies can have gendered names
They're not going to let reality stand in their way, but Fuuka is through and through female in Jap
Cephalopod penises are in one of their tentacles anyway so it'd be in their "hair" for Inklings and Octolings.
Also they stick their tentacle penis through the hole in the side of the female's head to have sex. So the way Inklings and Octolings would have sex is that they stick their hair in each other's ears.
This is so fricking hilarious to imagine with Inklings. I want accurate inkling sex.
>sees obvious woman
>MAN???
The only gay here is you.
I particularly love how troons will shit themselves in rage if you assume someone is cis-gendered, and then turn right around and proclaim TRANS TRANS TRANS at everything that is the slightest bit ambiguous.
Most of it is twitter autism, yes, but even the Japanese version does not use ANY gendered pronouns for Shiver, while clearly using them multiple times for the other two hosts.
>then turn right around and proclaim TRANS TRANS TRANS at everything that is the slightest bit ambiguous
They'll say trans no matter what the character is as long as they're delusional enough.
>even the Japanese version does not use ANY gendered pronouns for Shiver, while clearly using them multiple times for the other two hosts
What do each of them use? Does she not just use "watashi" (or maybe something more Kansai like "uchi")?
Are we going to pretend use of somewhat-neuter polite pronouns, which are used for politeness over self-expression/identification because that's how Japanese works, is in any way indicative of nonstandard gender identity or at all abnormal on the level of using "they" over "he/she" in English?
Having an overtly feminine name discredits the idea that she's intended to be in any way androgynous, and lying about that or being so ignorant as to fail to recognize it undermines the credibility of people making wild claims based on foreign languages and cultures they know nothing about
24:30
No way to check yet, they don't talk about themselves or each other in those three or four messages we see.
She clearly has the hips and waist of the female character model, any talk of her being a troon is just delusional freaks projecting their fetish.
Is Shiver one of the most sexual designs in the series?
>transparent mantle
>sarashi
>possible DFC
>hips
>low riding and ultra tight pants
>ripped pants at the thighs
>belly
>sex eyes
Add that with armpits and bare shoulders.
the splat fest was rigged for chaos
That's because Order would've been boring.
>Idols who look the same and act like robots
>Sleek boring futuristic setting where everything is the same
>Equally boring story about fighting conformity or something.
still shitty to pretend like there was a choice
Was it even said anywhere that the final splatfest would affect the next game? I thought that was just headcanon since Marie won the final fest in Splat 1 and then Callie was the "villain" in the second game.
Yeah, they said it would affect the next game or something like that. You see elements of "chaos" in the setting, but the real implications are probably being saved for the DLC which Marina and Pearl will be in. Probably something similar about Marina feeling alienated because her team lost the Splatfest.
Nah, I made the right decision picking Chaos.
I love bellies so fricking much
Why do these two seem so... ordinary, compared to the other squid girls?
Hopes for campaign?
They've had these ideas long before chaos won in Splatwoon.
>people arguing over Shiver's gender
>and not over the lack of eye mask
She's an octonog anon
Frye's design took the amount of eyemask Shiver was supposed to have.
I don't even understand the concept of "non binary". There is no third sex, you're either a male or a female. Wearing girl-clothes one day and boy-clothes the next day does not make you a special snowflake gender, it makes you a boring homosexual who is so boring that you have to make up labels to feel "special"
it's like the twitter-mental-illness version of "I'm not like other girls/guys'
Tomboys no longer exist to them based on this concept.
Yeah, there are no more tomboys/femboys, everything has to be "trans" and "nonbinary" and "non gender conforming" now
I hate zoomers so goddamn much
>tfw buttercup was my favorite ppg for being a tomboy
Nowadays on twitter..............
Honestly I would kind of rather people be non-binary and noncommittal to changing their bodies in irreparable ways than anything else, but it is annoying how they force it on everything that doesn't fit the "gender binary" in their minds. Just let things be. If a girl wants to be sexy and domineering in a slightly masculine way like Shiver, let her be that.
>wrote this series off as dumb kiddie shit
>tried 2 on a whim
>Genuinely one of the most fun third person shooters I've ever played
What the frick, this shit is great. And I haven't even touched the multiplayer yet. It controls like fricking butter, why doesn't every console shooter play handle like this
same except I wrote it off as "eww console FPS" and skipped the first game entirely
then played the testfire for the 2nd game and immediately fricking loved it
>What the frick, this shit is great.
We kept telling you. Ever since the E3 pre-release promo showcase.
I want to see them take a big fat shit
I wish frye's hair actually looked like that