How is that a bad thing? Activities at monasterium aren't exclusively dating sim stuff. You can just do whatever you want. Only coomers would see it as a chance to flirt with every female character.
Three Houses' gameplay is not challenging in the slightest and the monastery bullshit is useless padding.
>How the FUCK is Kingdom Hearts autistic?
because nomura started writing after KH1 and his writing is the most autistic shit in the universe.
everything he touches now is just a showcase of intense autism. his characters don't talk or act like people, the dialogue is awkwardly stilted and cringe. even the Disney characters are all devoid of their social skills and charm that they had in the movies. 90% of the plot is just exposition and nonsensical convoluted bullshit that only a 10 yr old could think was cool.
KH is the most autistic thing I've ever seen just behind FF7R which doesn't count because that is also directed by nomura and is basically just Kingdom hearts.
>his characters don't talk or act like people
they are fantasy characters. in what way are they supposed to relate to a normal human conversation you stupid shit eating nagger homosexual?
characters are meant to talk like people retard.
if your dialogue is just 50% anime grunts, awkward unnatural pauses and embarrassing cringe, it's a sure sign you're an autistic retard who doesn't understand human interaction and you don't know how to write.
you're not a writer, shut the fuck up. we are talking about video games you fucking idiot. video games can be whatever the fuck they want as long as it makes sense in the realm it's set it.
they do talk like people. show me proof 50% of it is anime grunts and "unnatural pauses hur dur" or shut the fuck up and have a nice day homosexual. they talk like any other fucking anime bullshit game.
it's obvious the writing is bad to any non-autistic person who doesn't have anime brainrot.
if you're characters all talk like they're autistic and your writing displays no understanding of social skills then yes you're probably autistic. which Nomura is BTW. that's not a coincidence.
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Anonymous
all video games have "bad" writing, according to anyone who thinks like you. tell me any game that has good writing that isn't some obscure PC game from the 90s and I'll laugh in your retarded face. you're a shit eating nagger, as I thought. i don't even watch anime. the anime is good for being as far away from reality as possible. and the writing doesn't need to display "social skills" for whatever fucking reason. the social skills are in-universe and in-line with the games. nothing is out of place.
1 month ago
Anonymous
no most video games have bad or average writing.
KH has the worst kind of dogshit you'll see in any media.
it's obvious the writing is bad to any non-autistic person who doesn't have anime brainrot.
if you're characters all talk like they're autistic and your writing displays no understanding of social skills then yes you're probably autistic. which Nomura is BTW. that's not a coincidence.
Cringe
ursula was a great boss honestly
same with chernabog
>characters are meant to talk like people retard.
Hard NO. Most characters in fiction are meant to be larger than life and trust me 99.9% of humanity doesn't apply to that. You're not going to make a god talk like a normal person unless you're actually a bad writer.
>his characters don't talk or act like people, the dialogue is awkwardly stilted and cringe
This is Japanese writing in most media, especially if it isn't specifically catered for the west. Makes it extremely difficult to take the games and the people that like them seriously.
How the fuck is it not? >japanese rpg characters fighting with and against disney characters >characters like Mickey mouse, donald or fucking pete dressed in edgy weabo clothing
People need to lighten up on KH. I played 1 and 2 for the first time last year and they were fantastic games.
It's just the usual anime bullshit, but disney flavored.
I want MORE autistic games with grand sweeping stories that take multiple entries to tell or have some connection, like KH, UT/DR, MGS, or Drakengard/Nier.
There is an extremely low amount of actual long-form storytelling in vidya.
>Yakuza
Even the FotNS spinoff is technically canon to the main series and nothing contradicts the zombie spinoff. The only game not canon to the main story is Online and even it technically has everything up to 7 canon to itself, and even 7's characters are canon to it to a degree (Just not the main story). >Assassin's Creed
Goes without saying. Comics, novels, DS games, mobile games, and even random Facebook Flash games are all part of the lore. >Dead Space
Extraction ties into Severed, Mobile is a prequel to 2, it has the Martyr novel that changes how you view Altman, it has Downfall to tell you of the events of 1 along with Extraction, etc. >Halo
Ever since 343 the novels are pretty much mandatory to understand what's even going on, and even prior to that it was sort of expected of you to read or know of some of them. Halo Wars also exists. >Fallout
You'll lose your mind trying to justify 4 and 76 in the universe but there is that. >The Evil Within
Up to you if you count this but all the DLC is necessary to actually understand the story of both 1 and 2 and Ghostwire is in the same universe. It's not grand but the lore autism is there in 1 and explains 2's ending far better if you played the DLC of 1. >Dark Souls
Also should go without saying but it's not traditional storytelling so up to you if you count that. >Nu Tomb Raider
Take Assassin's Creed lore, mix it with Uncharted, and you got Nu Raider. Shadow even outright contradicts so much stuff Rise set up in the lore. >Silent Hill
Should be blatantly obvious why. >Fatal Frame
Recurring characters, recurring themes, up to you if this counts. >Onimusha
Same deal as the last two. >Resident Evil
As far as I recall the movies are canon to the games (The animated ones).
Resident Evil (and really many other) games are in that really safe territory where they are not in the sitcom format but are still palatable standalone regardless. I wish I saw more direct evolution of both gameplay and story, ideally intertwined in some way. I'll give you Yakuza.
Blaster Master Zero is actually a great example of this: each game directly follows the previous game and the gameplay additions all have a story base that reflects' the characters' journey thus far. It even goes back around and also acts as the true sequel to the NES Blaster Master game if you make it to BMZ3.
Megaman Zero does a similar thing, curiously enough.
Come on, anon, don't tell you don't find the idea of Jean Reno playing a french cop and then being isekai'd to the past to fight japanese demons while switching place with a samurai of the time autistic but also incredibly fun.
I refuse to believe that kingdom hearts is a real series of games, I am certain that this is all some sort of gangstalking prank being played upon me and I refuse to fall for it
When i grew up i realized that FF actually never had any moment that could be considered darker than Bambi's mom death or philosophical theme that could be deeper than a B tier pixar flick
Disney and Square belong togheter
any Warhammer related game.
Five Nights at Freddie's
Undertale
a game being autistic and a game having autistic fans are different things.
Any mmo.
Any zachtronics game.
world of warcraft
Dwarf Fortress, Factorio, every Paradox game
looks like that guy just wants to play fire emblem THOUGH
I feel like there's more games you could add to that than just modern Fire Emblem. Especially if include h-games.
rance is exactly that.
Nothing really wrong with fe itself but some how it has attracted one of the most schitzo fan bases at least on here
Im sorry but FE Three Houses is actually a Strategy game with the right amount of dating sim.
The other ones i simply cannot whitstand.
It has more non-combat persona activities than any other game in the series, stop coping.
How is that a bad thing? Activities at monasterium aren't exclusively dating sim stuff. You can just do whatever you want. Only coomers would see it as a chance to flirt with every female character.
Do Maddening then.
Three Houses' gameplay is not challenging in the slightest and the monastery bullshit is useless padding.
>Three Houses is actually a Strategy game
3HrTrannies are unbelievably stupid.
Where's XCom?
I wish people would play an actual dating sim if only to realize how barebones the support system in FE truly is.
Any other console dating sims where I can marry and impregnate a bunch of JCs?
It's impossible
How the FUCK is Kingdom Hearts autistic?
t. played it as a kid and enjoyed every minute of it
Probably the story in the later entries.
It becomes a lot less autistic once you realize it's just anime for westaboos.
When you smash Disney and Final Fantasy together, there's bound to be a few autistic moments
>How the FUCK is Kingdom Hearts autistic?
because nomura started writing after KH1 and his writing is the most autistic shit in the universe.
everything he touches now is just a showcase of intense autism. his characters don't talk or act like people, the dialogue is awkwardly stilted and cringe. even the Disney characters are all devoid of their social skills and charm that they had in the movies. 90% of the plot is just exposition and nonsensical convoluted bullshit that only a 10 yr old could think was cool.
KH is the most autistic thing I've ever seen just behind FF7R which doesn't count because that is also directed by nomura and is basically just Kingdom hearts.
The English dialogue in FF7R wasn't that autistic IMO. Better than average, at least.
>his characters don't talk or act like people
they are fantasy characters. in what way are they supposed to relate to a normal human conversation you stupid shit eating nagger homosexual?
characters are meant to talk like people retard.
if your dialogue is just 50% anime grunts, awkward unnatural pauses and embarrassing cringe, it's a sure sign you're an autistic retard who doesn't understand human interaction and you don't know how to write.
you're not a writer, shut the fuck up. we are talking about video games you fucking idiot. video games can be whatever the fuck they want as long as it makes sense in the realm it's set it.
they do talk like people. show me proof 50% of it is anime grunts and "unnatural pauses hur dur" or shut the fuck up and have a nice day homosexual. they talk like any other fucking anime bullshit game.
it's obvious the writing is bad to any non-autistic person who doesn't have anime brainrot.
if you're characters all talk like they're autistic and your writing displays no understanding of social skills then yes you're probably autistic. which Nomura is BTW. that's not a coincidence.
all video games have "bad" writing, according to anyone who thinks like you. tell me any game that has good writing that isn't some obscure PC game from the 90s and I'll laugh in your retarded face. you're a shit eating nagger, as I thought. i don't even watch anime. the anime is good for being as far away from reality as possible. and the writing doesn't need to display "social skills" for whatever fucking reason. the social skills are in-universe and in-line with the games. nothing is out of place.
no most video games have bad or average writing.
KH has the worst kind of dogshit you'll see in any media.
Midwit take
Based
Cringe
Epic
Keyed
>characters are meant to talk like people retard.
Hard NO. Most characters in fiction are meant to be larger than life and trust me 99.9% of humanity doesn't apply to that. You're not going to make a god talk like a normal person unless you're actually a bad writer.
Sure, if the character is suitably dramatic, but teenagers and cartoon characters aren't normally expected to wax philosophical on the human condition
>cartoon characters aren't normally expected to wax philosophical on the human condition
That's what makes it funny, to be honest
>his characters don't talk or act like people, the dialogue is awkwardly stilted and cringe
This is Japanese writing in most media, especially if it isn't specifically catered for the west. Makes it extremely difficult to take the games and the people that like them seriously.
and japanese media is better than western media. at least they know how to make good video games.
It's basically a prototype of those crossover fanfics you see written by people who are heavily focused on the wrong thing.
How the fuck is it not?
>japanese rpg characters fighting with and against disney characters
>characters like Mickey mouse, donald or fucking pete dressed in edgy weabo clothing
What makes it edgy?
>what makes it edgy
>What makes it edgy?
>anime and disney can't mesh
>why?
>dark tones
retard
If all of Kingdom Hearts was some 29 year old's fanfic you'd call it pure autism
Yeah, because there's no gameplay then.
You're autistic if you can't figure it out
anything by Yuji Naka.
>Goofy instead of Donald
Ngmi
>NOT VERY TASTY
Terraria
Life is Strange
KH might be autistic but goddamn the gameplay is fun
Factorio
Pick a 4X game
YOU'RE CRINGY AS FUCK
Tarkov
>diet S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
is it worth getting in to?
God no, it's like stalker had a retarded multiplayer child with MMO-type event periods
That's money staying in my pocket, then. Thanks lads
God no.
People need to lighten up on KH. I played 1 and 2 for the first time last year and they were fantastic games.
It's just the usual anime bullshit, but disney flavored.
Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis, Victoria, Hearts of Iron, Total War Warhammer, etc.
I can keep going.
anon you're supposed to include a link to Sword of Biting Gale
do better
haha, that's our Rean
This would be funny if he killed them but it’s Rean haha…
I want MORE autistic games with grand sweeping stories that take multiple entries to tell or have some connection, like KH, UT/DR, MGS, or Drakengard/Nier.
There is an extremely low amount of actual long-form storytelling in vidya.
Play Yakuza. A lot of the plots lead into the next following games (some more than others) and are connected.
Yeah, Yakuza and Legacy of Kain are also good examples.
Can't think of much else, though.
Shenmue tried this shit and everyone hates it.
because each installment takes years to get to and the plot literally goes fucking nowhere.
>Yakuza
Even the FotNS spinoff is technically canon to the main series and nothing contradicts the zombie spinoff. The only game not canon to the main story is Online and even it technically has everything up to 7 canon to itself, and even 7's characters are canon to it to a degree (Just not the main story).
>Assassin's Creed
Goes without saying. Comics, novels, DS games, mobile games, and even random Facebook Flash games are all part of the lore.
>Dead Space
Extraction ties into Severed, Mobile is a prequel to 2, it has the Martyr novel that changes how you view Altman, it has Downfall to tell you of the events of 1 along with Extraction, etc.
>Halo
Ever since 343 the novels are pretty much mandatory to understand what's even going on, and even prior to that it was sort of expected of you to read or know of some of them. Halo Wars also exists.
>Fallout
You'll lose your mind trying to justify 4 and 76 in the universe but there is that.
>The Evil Within
Up to you if you count this but all the DLC is necessary to actually understand the story of both 1 and 2 and Ghostwire is in the same universe. It's not grand but the lore autism is there in 1 and explains 2's ending far better if you played the DLC of 1.
>Dark Souls
Also should go without saying but it's not traditional storytelling so up to you if you count that.
>Nu Tomb Raider
Take Assassin's Creed lore, mix it with Uncharted, and you got Nu Raider. Shadow even outright contradicts so much stuff Rise set up in the lore.
>Silent Hill
Should be blatantly obvious why.
>Fatal Frame
Recurring characters, recurring themes, up to you if this counts.
>Onimusha
Same deal as the last two.
>Resident Evil
As far as I recall the movies are canon to the games (The animated ones).
Resident Evil (and really many other) games are in that really safe territory where they are not in the sitcom format but are still palatable standalone regardless. I wish I saw more direct evolution of both gameplay and story, ideally intertwined in some way. I'll give you Yakuza.
Blaster Master Zero is actually a great example of this: each game directly follows the previous game and the gameplay additions all have a story base that reflects' the characters' journey thus far. It even goes back around and also acts as the true sequel to the NES Blaster Master game if you make it to BMZ3.
Megaman Zero does a similar thing, curiously enough.
>realism shit
I want good games
Come on, anon, don't tell you don't find the idea of Jean Reno playing a french cop and then being isekai'd to the past to fight japanese demons while switching place with a samurai of the time autistic but also incredibly fun.
I don't play realistic looking games sounds cool though
Beggars can't be choosers. There's not a lot that's stylized.
Have you played Zero Scape?
Yeah, played all of them. Same with Ace Attorney.
Still can't bring myself to give Danganronpa a proper try, though.
There's Kiseki.
Yeah I know. Probably never touching it, though.
Any Factorio / satisfactory type efficiency minmaxing game
FNAF
I refuse to believe that kingdom hearts is a real series of games, I am certain that this is all some sort of gangstalking prank being played upon me and I refuse to fall for it
you sound like someone who immediately ran phrases like 'gaslight' and 'psyop' into the ground once you found out about them.
fuck you, I'm not falling for your bullshit, I hate the antichrist
>t.Gankerner that probably spends more time on here learning shit to seethe rather than going to church and fixing your life
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And people say the KHFags are autistic...
>You're cringey as fuck!
ursula was a great boss honestly
same with chernabog
SORRY YOUR POOPSIES ARE TOAST!
by premise it really doesn't get more autistic than Kingdom Hearts
>lets make a game where you play as Naruto running around with Goofy and Donald Duck to save Sasuke from his feelings
if you told me this pitch without the existance of Kingdom Hearts I would tell you to seek the nearest mental ward
Is autistic just a synonym for fun now?
thats your idea of fun?
Yeah I like crazy outlandish scenarios
Tactical Nexus.
When i grew up i realized that FF actually never had any moment that could be considered darker than Bambi's mom death or philosophical theme that could be deeper than a B tier pixar flick
Disney and Square belong togheter
It's in my backlog.
Only bother with 1&2. Rest of the series is terrible.