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troony game
Not saying you're wrong but at least we got this
You mean she constantly gets wienerblocked by Alisaie
>less than a minute after the thread was made
Either a Barry/ACgay-level schizo constantly F5ing the catalog looking for these threads, or another variant of the discord yjk/blacked spammers.
Name one troony character in it.
All characters in the setting follow Plato's philosophy that the soul (unlike the mind and body) does not have a gender. Therefore the one you are replying to assumes troony due to mental illness.
/smooch
Good night my wife. Please don't stand under the book shelves again.
I create lewd content of npcs and will never share them online because they are for my eyes only and I will never degrade my wives in such manner
Unfathomably based.
Someday I'm gonna get off my ass and pose my WoL with Y'shtola, Kan-E and Feo Ul.
I did stuff with npc girls and derplander for a little while some time ago to counterbalance the constant OC shit, but people with more skill and passion for it have taken over
Who are your wives?
>riddle of earth is just a 2 minute damage reduction CD now
Am I missing something or did they just say frick you to MNK players and take away their alternative true north?
Bro have you played the MNK quests past level 50? The devs consider you to be homeless and moronic, every change so far has reflected this.
mnk is the best it's been since TK rotation. EW finally fixed the job after languishing in ShB.
TK rotation is for gays.
TK rotation was the last time MNK was engaging and had something for players that wanted to go even further beyond. The timing was tighter than a khloe's bald, hairless dicky, but it was fun to do.
I never needed it to rip aggro off even the most autistic paladin, monk was only good in ARR
Bitch, what the frick are you talking about? I'm not talking about numbers. I'm talking about how fun the rotation was pull off. Stance dancing in the middle of your rotation to pump yourself back up to GL3 in 2 GCDs after blowing your load with TK felt slick. It felt like you were having to play as fast as the job is reputed as being.
t. Aya Liz
devs removed the true north part at endwalker launch
It hasn't been a true north alternative since Endwalker launched. What they did with this patch was take a god tier defensive tool and turn it into just a defensive tool.
Didn't they remove most of the positional requirements from the rotation?
Correct, Monk only has two positionals now.
>Anatman
LMAO
What does anatman do? I think I levelled monk up to 80 but there's still a few moves I didn't learn how to do. Stuff like the riddle moves etc. Haven't played it much since EW.
you use it on boss transitions to keep your twin snakes buff and the form you have at the momment
Does keeping the form matter that much? Surely you could just start the combo again. I know sometimes as war I frick up my GCD combo.
it really doesnt matter becausse you can use form shift the momment the boss comes back. but having twin snakes buff on is nice.....
i use it sometimes befoer the boss fight because i like the animation and
Yep, true to it's name they have nerfed it into the ground.
She familyzoned you guys. No gato sexo
GATO
>*inhale*
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She is constantly flirty, if anything she is one of the Scions who wants the WoL dick/pussy most.
There’s absolutely nobody taking that crown from Alisae, not even G’raha.
>one of the
Goddamn Alisaiegay, can't you even tolerate the idea that someone else likes WoL? Besides, he said flirty. Y'shtola is flirtier with WoL than Alisaie precisely because Alisaie doesn't normally flirt. It'd ruin her tsundere shtick.
NTA but Alisiae absolutely flirts, all of the "oh didn't you want ME in your party instead of G'raha~?" stuff is how teenage girls flirt.
How hairy is her pussy?
>Magic
Either full bush or no hair at all
Why would she ever get rid of her bush if she isn't a bawd?
>Oh, it's grown back again
>*snaps fingers*
>*all of it gets burned off at once*
>*goes back to reading books without a further thought*
like Y'shtola wouldn't be idly petting her own bush while she reads, you're weak anon. You're never gonna make it in this world.
My first solo heaven on high run ended at floor 70. Pretty fun. I'm so close bros!
Did you try because of GDQ? Regardless, good try anon and good luck on your next attempt!
No I just felt like it. I did GNB but I'll do warrior next time
Did people like Angelus run? I turned it on but was busy and missed it. Love his content, just wish I had the patience for potd, I love it but by 120+ I just start getting impatient/complacent and frick up something
tech crew fricked up for that one
>Palace of the dead is an unfun slog when grinding
>Heaven on High is running at 30000 MPH and blazing through floors
Everything before level 70 was a fricking mistake
WoL/Y'shtola/Alisaie triangle reminds me of something.
Menphina is NOT a e-girl. She's stacked heavier than Nophica.
what is this cope?
Use your eyes, you can see her gigabreasts right under that toga.
seriously, what are you coping about?
Do you not see the big round shape under her top?
Bullshit, I'm a proud e-girlcon. And Menphina wouldn't count as a e-girl even if she was flat, Californoid.
He's just afraid of being called a pedo and trying to justify his attraction to her
>She's stacked heavier than Nophica
C'mon now.
xiv has a small army of autists putting the game under a microscope so they can shitpost about literally anything.
Nophica has big breasts, but they weren't hentai coomer big so it's shit. etc
To be fair people just expected them to be as big as in the art we'd seen, so no shit any smaller was gonna be seen as a disappointment.
They're already a similar size to the art, what are you talking about
Similar size yes but being as big is debatable. I think a lot of people were thinking more Siren-sized. But then I suspect anyone who uses the phrase "hentai coomer big" was probably upset over her anyway.
>But then I suspect anyone who uses the phrase "hentai coomer big" was probably upset over her anyway.
?
I'm talking about all the fanart people were posting where nophica's breasts were way bigger than what we'd already seen in official art.
I doubt anyone really thought she was gonna have J-cups. Fanart typically embellishes, especially in XIV's case where most of the notable female characters have modest-sized breasts at best.
>I doubt anyone really thought she was gonna have J-cups.
That hardly matters to people just looking to shitpost.
>To be fair people just expected them to be as big as in the art we'd seen
They are as big as they are in the OFFICIAL art. There is nothing to complain about unless you're just looking to shitpost while posting fanart.
Don't put words in my mouth you fricking Black person. I literally posted a picture of Menphina's huge mounds hiding under her shirt. Jesus you freaks are absolutely deranged, jumping at shadows.
See, this is an example of what I'm talking about. Look at how obsessed he is with pushing a falsehood.
You're the only one pushing falsehoods. Look at this fricked up logic you're using.
>Oh he posted a picture of Menphina and said she had big breasts.
>THAT MEANS HE'S SAYING NOPHICA DOESN'T HAVE BIG breasts
>THAT MEANS HE'S A PORNSICK COOMER MAKING UP REASONS TO BE MAD AT THE GAME
>SISTERS GET IN HERE WE HAVE TO STOP HIM FROM SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOSHIDA'S GAME!!!
Get some help you deluded freak.
And now look at how unhinged his posting has turned.
healthy bra-less B cup. perfect for a maiden goddess
Darknights, who is the best tank class and why is it us?
big sord
for me, it's WAR
I won't give up.
Dark Knight relies too much on healer but other than that it's got everything going for it. Best damage output, best AoEs, best mits, and best glams.
I still prefer WAR because I can give zero fricks whether the healer sucks or not and just handle that shit myself.
Best job quests
Simple as'
Because it's the overtuned moron job along with SAM and WHM
I like all the tanks except DRK. It just kind of feels like shit to play for some reason. I guess it doesn't feel unique like the others.
Luv' me edge kino
Unironically 100% marriage material.
She's likely used goods if she's dressing like that bro
You mean in clothes the WoL would have to have collected specifically from that raid? She's dressing up in the sexy outfit her husband got her, my dude. A nerd trying on lingerie for the first time.
Not like this bawd.
Pretty rude of her husband to leak that photo online
Why is dalamud still down I need to jerk off
homie, the beta has been up for hours
Download textools homosexual, don't rely on trannies to get off more than you already do
But textools sucks.
Do you want to cum or do you want to be edged by trannies longer? It's not even difficult to use
Textools makes me log all the way out of the game to change mods. Frick that noise.
textools doesn't work with mare
>mare
Oh, you're an erping brainlet. No point in trying to help you then
>knew what it was
Being aware of something =/= using it
mare's not really something you just hear about off-the-cuff, that's more ERP circle and /xivg/'s bag
I really wish that were the case but it sadly isn't
Are you joking? I play on PS4 and I know what mare is because people talk about it in the game all the time.
>people talk about mods in the game all the time!
Who do you think you're fooling
Your community is worse at gatekeeping than you think it is. Trannies love to show off to other trannies and gossip like the women they falsely believe themselves to be
>"your" community
>trannies
>>>/qa/
Then just download textools if you don't care about showing off
Don't misunderstand, this isn't about Mare vs. Textools now, this is about you showing your ass
I don't see how you could come to that conclusion without projecting
I'm projecting my dick into your ass as we speak
That's kinda gay bro
Outside of NN and shout/yell/say, no one cares if you talk about mods, and they do.
Why do you need dalamud to do that? Textools/anamnesis don't need it.
She won.
>you will never worship futacat's futawiener with y'shtola
why live
>you will never worship futacat's futawiener with y'shtola
thank god, futas are all men that can't get laid on f-list
homie, everyone who plays the game is a man. I don't care who created the character.
you'll notice my umbrage is with futas and not the m*le behind the computer screen
Most female characters are men IRL too but I bet that never stopped you
futas are the worst. they want their cake and eat it too
>seething troon
Imagine being THIS homosexual
It's a troon, they mutilate themselves and dream of doing that to others too until everyone is as miserable and pathetic as they are. Probably a communist too, they tend to think in a similar way.
I think for a lot of them it's a cope because they regret what they've done to themselves.
christ
There isn't even a dick on either cat??? what are people on about?
They are a cute couple, dude needs to commission more SFW art.
have a nice day bizu
We are going to get you banned on xma soon : DD
>there are actually people who think like this
lol frick off troon homosexual as long as it won't get me banned I'll say whatever the frick I want.
Can you actually get banned for saying certain words? I've had a guy on my friends list for over a year now who stands in Limsa and argues with people and I've seen him call other people everything from homosexual to Black person to troony to moron and he's never been banned.
Are you on EU?
He's not been banned because he's not been reported for it. Reporting is an annoying process and most people don't actually feel strongly enough about a verbal rule violation to report you over it. Fun fact is that this is also why whenever somebody starts droning on in Ganker threads about the restrictive ToS, they're the biggest arm-flailing moron on the board at that present moment; the rules don't mean shit if nobody cares enough to report you. And usually some epic memester from Ganker is visible from five miles out, and nobody wants to touch that with a ten-foot pole.
The only way you get banned for anything in FFXIV is if a substantial number of people report you, and the reporting system is intentionally convoluted to the point that half the people who play the game don't even actually know how to do it. It is clear they made it convoluted intentionally because when you do go to report someone a message pops up that basically tells you "If someone is saying something you don't like, we don't really care and you're wasting your time with this report, that's what the blacklist function is for, bye."
The only exception to this is if someone is advertising real money transactions in game. There's a built in reporting function specifically for that that takes two clicks right in the chat window, and the admins hop right on that shit.
They need a bot report function that's just as easy, I get tempted to just check the player list in every zone I go to and report all the noclip teleporting keyboard mash seawolf names under the map but it's a daunting task.
>it's a WOMAN with a PENIS not a troony THERE IS A DIFFERENCE I AM NOT GAY I AM NOT GAY AAAAAA
There's quite a large distinction between trap, trans, futa, and F+ in ERP though. Or at the very least the distinctions are enough to separate them individually.
Genuine question, what's the difference between futa and F+? Presence of balls/pussy?
Adding on to this, what's F+ and how is it different to futa? I've never heard of it before
Futa implies it's natural and always there, F+ is temporary/magic dick growth?
Something like that maybe?
There isn't any, F+ is just work safe and shorter for the character limits in search info.
However, there is a debate ongoing as to what counts as a futa. Traditionalists argue that a futa has to have a pussy and no balls with their dick.
Yeah, this was my understanding of in game usage. I'm aware of the girls with dicks etymology "discourse" and its minutiae so I was just curious what Anon meant for FF community specifically
A futa without a pussy is just a troony
Depends on the setting
you like man hole
Futa is no balls, always.
Balls are what differentiate a man with a set of breasts from a woman with a fleshy strapon.
It's still futa if they got pussy behind the balls
If no pussy is visible or absent then you can assume troony
Futa originally meant a girl with a dick where her clit usually is. Sometimes it was hanging free, sometimes it would 'sprout' when she was getting excited.
No idea what the differentiation of futa with balls and futa without pussy are, but I don't think its a very exact term at this point. Just fap to whatever you find hottest.
Way ahead of you, I'm a bigay who favors BL and doesn't ERP in game due to commodification and poor IC/OOC separation anyway
As long as the art is good I don't care
concern trolling is my favorite form of shitposting
Die troonoid
>Futa is a slur now
Jesus christ
Dude has been so dedicated about his waifu for so long, he must have spend tons of money on her.
>threw a massive hissy fit on twitter when shadowbringers came out and that certain hroth scene and her happened.
>"No you don't get it dude, futa is more straight because you remove the male body from the equation so it's just maximizing how many female parts you see"
>Meanwhile, the futas in their porn:
it would be a good game if 80% of the game wasn't reading a mid story with fisher toys rotations and difficulty that wouldn't punish a slug for going slow. The music is good though
This thread is shit.
>"by the twelve", you say? heh, how cute. you still believe in your make believe gods.
This is a Dark Knight appreciation thread. If you can't comply, please leave. Thank you.
*CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK*
I made myself a sound replacer for all the armor foley to replace it with DS3 equivalents a while back, I wish I could find what I did with it so I could finally stick it up on XMA
I'll behave, don't deport me my khomies.
What a chad
You have redeemed yourself. Congratulations.
Imagine the sex
Pointy.
>handlebars
>samurai set on a ninja
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattori_Hanz%C5%8D
Batliege set?
I wasn't going to say anything but
did and I feel like I have to
Why do you have a SAM set on NIN?
personally I prefer the pvp set no dyes you can get for my NIN
Those retextures and changed dye channels help tremendously with all these AF sets, I use the Virtu Dragonlancer hat with Trueblood armor.
the dragoon set is my other favorite
>trueblood armor
my dragoohomie
Always loved NIN's AF2 the most
Hopefully they'll continue to retexture the rest of the AF sets
My stunning smartwife has so much love and patience for me knowing the head injuries 'slow me down' a bit sometimes
Is the new raid fun? I havent even done the first one because i dont want to talk to graha.
Less fun than the first one, it's way too easy
3/4 of the new girls are cute though
We will never get 6.1 kino again, right? The cute cutscenes, exploring a treasure dungeon, being on a date with Y'shtola in sharlyan... it was all too good to be true...
*tips fedora*
You'll have to wait for it in FF17
I believe in, uhhhh...
9.0 (?) after Meracydia and New World when we find out how to reliably shard travel to where we actually aim to go and without getting fricked by time disparities so we go on a route of the 14 shards' (7 now, possibly just 6 in the future) most romantic spots and best dining dives.
Assuming the game hasn't died by then.
WTF I love being a healsissy now?
its the thighs. minimum of 2 commends every run
I can't stand you lalapedo freak
>freak
WILD
nobody is commending you
Shut the frick up troony. I would lick those thighs between every run, stay mad.
What’s armor is this?
Asphodelos Chest and Aglaia Boots, looks like. For healer, obviously (though the caster set is identical)
lala thigh service in exchange for healer uptime
Obsessed
crystal sisters I thought we were better than primal hispanics and aether raid trannies
Marry me
>most people's glamour is bought ultimate weapons, armors with awful bright effects, everything dye'd one color even if it's ugly, froghead xD, bawd or complete homo
>see someone wearing a pretty good outfit that fits their class
>it's a sprout with a mix of low armor that they got by chance
Delete everything after 6.1 and remove all void shit
Go back to having adventures with Y'shtola and Estinien and build up to 7.0 with us working our way up to a big trip to the New World or Meracydia at a leisurely pace
I just can't help the feel that patches 6.X should have been about going around meeting with combinations of 2 Scions + group of other npcs we haven't hung out with as much.
>6.1 and 6.2 Y'shtola and Estinien with the Thavnair crew (INCLUDING MATSYA) nerding out and eating squid.
>6.3 the twins with the garleans and what remains of the contingent doing some humanitarian work and helping set up their new government.
>6.4 Thancred and Urianger with the loporrits and Thancred's mentor doing cool dungeon simulations and a neat stealth mission.
>Keep the alliance raids and Tataru quest the same. Krile reveals she's leveled up a new job at the end of the raids and is sure she can now contribute in battle.
>Also keep introducing Variant Dungeons for each city state and city leader.
>6.5 is about everyone we've adventured with coming together for some big job we've been unveiling during this time and that will lead into going to wherever next expansion is.
>Maintain the focus the entire time on everyone having fun and interesting dialogues that reveal stuff about themselves in a dynamic way where it doesn't feel like characters have to take turns one by one to have a personality.
But where's Poochie?
Alisaie is one of the twins
Poochie tipped her hat at terminal velocity and ripped the whole front of her body open in an explosion of gore and aether, rejoining with us by accident in the process.
I just want to clear P5S, why is everyone in PF such shit?
>Adventure Plate Could Not Be Updated Due to Unfulfilled Requirements (29)
how do you fix this shit?
By never touching that garbage and making it private
It's broken apparently
Barry are you OK, are you OK Barry
fertilizing the goddess of fertility
>You guys frick anything, includding goddesses. >*upset grin*
I wish she had a prettier face, they did her dirty
Nothing wrong with her face.
She looks too much like Ryne and it's weird since Ryne was already kind of ugly
Just add freckles?
>floor 159
>random shitter imp i've fought a dozen of crits me twice in a row for 50% of my health each and it's over before I can even pot
My morale is fricking gone.
that's what you get for not using sustaining pre-pull
>FFXIV isn't on Shitch
Suddenly it all makes sense.
>Xhe's still trying to deflect after getting called out
I take solace in knowing you'll be killing yourself soon like you trannies seem to enjoy doing.
>remove materia from a equipment piece
>character doesn't do /joy anymore when you manage to not break it
This game becomes more and more soulless with each patch...
hm mine does. maybe your wol is just sad.
>futa is a woman with a dick and balls
>troons are failed men chopping their dicks off and pretending to be ugly women
>N-no! """""She""""" has a penis but she's still a woman!
>Why won't you accept that you chuds!?
>It's not just a guy with breasts!
>It's a woman with a penis!
>It's totally different and she is hecking valid!
>futa good
>trannies words words words
He's objectively correct though
video games
you hate him because he told the truth
It's good to be one who was blessed by the Matron.
It would be even better if you stuck that carbine in your mouth and pulled the trigger in real life.
Here's the reply you desire.
That wouldn't do anything because IRL humans can't channel aether.
Machinist guns still use regular ammo for their shots. The aetherotransformer is used to power gadgets.
The ammo isn't fired with gunpowder, they use aether to accelerate the bullet like a railgun.
That's only the Gauss Barrel that does that. They normally use firesand cartridges, except for the Ferdinand which uses compressed wind crystals.
I give up on the PVP in this game
it's so goddamn laggy and unresponsive
Skill issue
>skill issue
Yes, that's you, good job
sorry chud, but shit netcode isn't what makes it good
Skill issue
Shut the frick up moron.
Post that again without crying
Mad because bad
I gave up on it a long time ago but mainly because I barely knew what I was doing and couldn't fricking achieve anything during matches. The new movesets being more class fantasy is nice but when you're fighting against other players what tends to happen is that they can just nullify your moves so it feels pointless.
It's annoying since now there's a bunch of cool stuff that unlocks through PvP so I'm going to have to drag myself through it for those.
I'll just afk the frontline roulette and do a cc every now and then because i want the armor but i won't push myself through this shitass pvp
I do frontline, I wouldn't say I AFK but I would say that my contribution overall is at least as little if not worse than if I did AFK since most of the time I don't know what I'm doing and I just end up getting completely fricked up and dying like 15 times in the space of a game.
I really really want that dumb red ball mount though and still need like another 130 wins in frontline for it. It's so goddamn dull.
I can understand the appeal of futa, balls or no balls.
But what the frick is up with the horsewiener futas? That's just nasty
So the only major difference between Abyssos gear and Crafted gear is that Ctacted gear can be augmented for more Materia slots, right?
And exactly how important are these slots?
So MCH hypercharge went to charges instead of a timer? Is the cooldown still really fast? I might go give it another try in that case, I always used to frick up the hypercharge and lose out on moves. Same with wildfire, I watched a video a while back that explains what buttons to hit during that but then I forgot which ones those were.
I just wanna shoot things.
vast tracts of land
>plugins still down
>can't replace my retainer's model in my house with nophica's model till then
Literally built for extended cuddling together in bed after vigorous mating press.
>mating press
Nophica is for riding you cowgirl style.
But that's for after the cuddling
Both excellent taste so long as you cuddle her sweaty and soft form afterwards as you drift together into sleep.
Oh definitely, especially smothering your face in her warm smooth pillowy teats and drift off to sleep.
Why does this look like a furry artist drew it
Holy shit, I was just saying just a second ago how that art looked off because it made her look like an animal or something.
What's up with the breasts being disgustingly huge. Where do gaya develop these bizarre paraphilias like futa and this shit
Too much porn desensitises you and causes you to seek out more and more exaggerated fetishes.
Those breasts aren't even that unrealistic though
I dunno, what's up with you being disgustingly gay?
Yeah yeah same old comeback, the degenerate hates being reminded that they're fricking weird.
To be fair there was a time where liking big breasts wasn't considered weird. Y'know, before 'modern day' made it out that anything above a C-cup is unrealistic.
Normies still love big breasts. Just don't be a weirdo who bases their entire personality on breasts and porn.
Normies get offended whenever they see a woman with breasts larger than a C cup and call it unrealistic/harmful/etc. if they're a blue zombie and pornsick/degenerate/etc. if they're a red zombie. See
or anyone on Twitter.
Except that picture isn't merely bigger than a c cup lol. Those breasts are bigger than her fricking head they look moronic.
They aren't even close to the size of her head, are you moronic? Do you not understand how volume works?
Also those are about an F or G cup at most, which is well below the threshold of normal sizes for well endowed women
You're fricking moronic and deny things that are right in front of you. Seriously doubt you've ever seen a pair of breasts in rl.
>You're fricking moronic and deny things that are right in front of you
Do I need to break out MS paint for you moron?
>Seriously doubt you've ever seen a pair of breasts in rl.
Says the guy who insists that breasts larger than D don't exist. Women aren't going to frick you just because you agree with them by the way
Normies still love big breasts and mommy-type characters. Go too horny on a character design and you'll get shit on, however.
>Normies still love big breasts
No, they love "big" breasts. As in Lisa from Genshin is "massive mommy milkers" tier to them and anything larger is considered grotesque even though Lisa is barely above average.
Why are so many "men" today suddenly so angry and whiny about women with big breasts?
Because mainstream media/Western society has spent years telling them that big breasts are bad.
that's just Ganker for you
they seethe over fit women in vidya but thirst over underage looking characters, those puzzle threads are literally only for people to share cp with one another
I said her breasts aren't that unrealistic and you think I'm angry?
Could have fooled me with all that other moronic shit you shrieked.
And then there's this gay-raping little b***h who thinks parroting some meme makes him special.
>meme
porn addiction moment
Hit me with more meme buzzwords.
It's neither a meme or buzzword. It's actually pretty serious since there's so many porn addled freaks that can't even get hard to real people anymore.
It's true though. The more porn you watch the more extreme porn you eventually watch. Do you just fap to the same image every day with zero change or something?
Just like how the more you drive the more you desire to drive faster and more dangerously, right?
Not at all the same thing.
Hell, I've caught myself looking at some weird ass tags before and thinking "yeah, I should probably cut back a little"
You don't?
Not that anon but I don't watch actual porn, I just like looking at pics of hot girls and fantasizing instead. Maybe that's the thing people need to practice rather than just watching the sex act.
Thanks anon. Here's mine.
nice
HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA AWWOOOOOOGGGAAAA *BARK BARK AWOOOO* HUMMINA HUMMINA
Yes, that but unironically.
I don't take criticism from porn addicts
So what exactly was the Garleans plan for Dalamud, Assuming they had no idea there was a giant fricking primal in it? Just have it crash down in Eorzea and hope it doesn't cause too much destruction to the neighboring countries?
>Just have it crash down in Eorzea and hope it doesn't cause too much destruction to the neighboring countries?
Yes.
Keep in mind the one in charge of the project was literally insane, and the whole thing was being pushed by an Ascian.
Yeah, Solus and Nael both knew there was a primal inside but officially the idea was that Eorzea was too plagued by primals and was a lost cause, so they were going to nuke the entire continent before the primals could grow more powerful.
love machinist job fantasy and the af armor of shadowbringer and heavensward is amazing.
...........
i fricking hate playing the job.
Why do you hate playing the job?
i dont like the rotatition, i hate how the you have to weave skills while doing heat blast. making the animations overlaping looks horrible.
i have to constantly look at the bar to see the cd of the drill and other weaponskils.
you dont get another aoe tool till level 70.
half of your skill are just updated, and 3 other skills are automatic when you call your robot, so you end up with very few skills in comparation with all the other jobs.
every time I remember this game character creation is closed on every server, do I have to take a day off from work so I can stay home and make a character at 11am or something on wednesday to be able to play?
ohhh noooooo
So who is the most likely candidate of Zero being a sundered part of from the Source? The WoL? Zenos?
WoL, unfortunately.
Hopefully nobody, not every character from a shard needs to be sundered to anyone
DOOD, DEPRESSION
Sephiroth but with brown hair? I don't get it.
not gonna like bros, I want to frick the endsinger
>Plot goes downhill after Zodiark is killed.
>Still hasn't recovered.
Bros..
More like a 12 year old discovering and misinterpreting the concept of Nihilism and gets edgy over it.
>sup bro can i copy your homework
>uh yeah sure nobody played this anyway
is Balmug the only world where I can find erp?
there's ERP in every single player housing district if you look hard enough
yeah, no, frick that, I just want my femroe to get dicked by a hroth or a bunboy
>by a hroth or a bunboy
That's some fricking extreme tastes. Unless your fetish is "recently added and incomplete races".
bunny boys are for passionate and vigorous humping
I guess catboys are fine also
sex with big women
Nophica is very large
Ohhhh noooo BROOOOOO
built for amazon position
>built for amazon position
You mean, built for missionary position with hands together fingers interlocked with lots of kissing and eye contact
Cute.
Based
>tfw no autistic roe gf
nice
I want to kiss every femroe tummy
>hfw anon smooches her
>hroths
>all fricking gay
>bunboys
>all fricking gay
i hate this shit
Consider it a blessing since straight furries are a lot worse than you could possibly imagine
We're going to find out when Femhroths are finally revealed.
I'm not looking forward to it. Best case scenario, they're just like the XI cat girls.
The real Final Days will be the furgay invasion.
this is what happens when you try to come up with lore to explain why you're only see one sex and not the other instead of just going "yeah we're not ready to show them yet". viera society is immensely gay.
bruh male viera were always gonna be gay since not many can pass up guys with bunny ears
>>all fricking gay
You wish homosexual.
Yes.
The complete opposite in reality. But people hate them more for other reasons.
>The complete opposite in reality.
No way
Yes. Straight furries keep to themselves far more than the flaming homosexuals and the sexual identity collecting degenerates. There's no point in putting yourself out there when you're busy with jobs and life. And a lot of them are very good marksmen.
We must be in completely different environments. Because I have only seen maybe two be terrible enough to be ejected from communities.
I've noticed that. Why ARE there so many furgays in the military?
No clue, but some of the better ones probably left after detecting increasing pozz levels. tbh, I am fairly sure furgays are far more common than anyone realizes because everyone stays quiet about it. Understand that I am also including the therian community as well, because there is a moderate overlap between the two afaik.
>No clue, but some of the better ones probably left after detecting increasing pozz levels.
All furries are left wing. You aren't fooling anyone trying to claim otherwise. To be conservative goes against being a furry in the first place.
The sheer amount of nazi furgays disproves you
>Straight furries keep to themselves far more than the flaming homosexuals and the sexual identity collecting degenerates.
The amount of cope in this fricking sentence holy shit. It's clear you're just trying to save face by claiming you keep to yourself by focusing on your job and life.
I have a hard time believing rando anons on Ganker, especially when a majority of you are meme-addled morons and doubly on things I have experience with. That said, opinions are pointless, but I would rather people wise up a little on this site. I've met enough furgays with rifles and sniper-grade marksmanship to develop a healthy fear of them. I've met enough furgays who are proficient in whatever they touch to give them an extra bit of respect, regardless how degenerate they are barring they don't harm children or animals. At that point they're no better than frickheads like Shiro.
Sure you have, kiddo.
Obviously more than you, homosexual.
>furry calling someone else a homosexual
irony
what's ironic is you don't know the difference between a homosexual and an unironic homosexual in spite of being one of the two
you're both tbh
Okay, child.
Maybe this is the issue with using the same word for both meanings
>he complete opposite in reality.
Frick that, I've seen straight furries that were so obnoxious and scummy they got into actual legal troubles for it, or that got blacklisted from artist communities and their names became a warning to other artists not to engage them. I haven't seen anything that extreme with any gay furries, mostly they seem to just have regular old Discord drama at worst.
Who is surprised? Males in this game are designed for gays and fujos
Not my bun. I deliberately gave him a prettyboy face, max height, and chocolate abs to go kiss girls in the Mateus Quicksand. Why? Because I'm tired of bunnyboys being fricking beta shits who stand around in suits and talk like autists when they manage to vocalize at all, a viera male should be an apex sexual predator that requires at least a full-grown viera amazon to handle his vigorous urge to frick, fill, and impregnate. Women of every species should be in mortal peril of being bunned.
This guys gets it
Bunboys should be goddamn sexual tyrannosauri
post roe
Y'shtola's non-canon breasts!
Since fantas are canon, wouldn't that make every picture of "NPC but with HUGE breasts" *potentially* canon? Could just grab a couple of them for a hot session of fulfilling your partner's fetish.
Fantasias aren't canon
>Fantas are canon
Are they?
Yeah that's what I thought
Too much of a can of worms to open when anyone can just change literally everything about them and only someone like Emet-Selch can see people's souls
That's not stopping my writing though which is literally this
with the stupid smart cat, partially orchestrated by her sister
Aw, now I don't know where did I ever read they were canon.
Well, glams are still canon at least, Kan-E-Senna uses them. The only difference far as I can tell is that glams can be dispelled.
>dispel her glamour
>her chaste robes were actually a skimpy negligee that shows off everything this whole time
>Gamedevs able to admit when something is a game mechanic not an actual lore thing
Based. Wish more Devs could do such a simple thing.
Wish they'd give Monk a ranged attack of some form, I'd settle for throwing a pebble.
>dude it's just a woman with a HUEG VEINY THROBBING wiener.....I'm not gay tho!
it depends. the wiener looks like a female wiener or a male wiener?
>Dude, it's not gay if there's no balls.
It's only gay if the balls touch
what if you're a girl (real) and you like futa
Sure whatever
What's weird is guys who claim futa isn't gay. Blah blah blah "instead of a guy it's another girl" yeah bro but like why does most futa art focus on and glorify the penis? The point clearly being "look how great this penis is" and not "look at this girl getting fricked by a girl"
You know what would make futa potn better? Getting rid of the penis.
Yeah but then it wouldn't be futa porn
I mean I wish I lived in that world, but I don't
There's something fricking creepy about Krile there.
PILLOWFIGHT!!!!
Ryne brings home young men to share with her wife!
And of course they have fun in their offtime
>the First is finally destroyed in a calamity, but not one of light aspected aether
>of yuri-aspected aether, after Ryne and Gaia finally touch pussies together and promptly explode from yuri overload
What would be a Yuri aspected calamity entail?
No procreation
The wave of light except it's pussy juice
Wave of yuri energy that turns every woman intensely gay and every man into a woman
It's just nonstop lezzing out planetwide after that, and then the species dies, unless the WoL comes and forcefully turns all of them straight again
Like I said, Ryne and Gaia exploding from yuri overload, the yuri aspected aether released causing a chain reaction whereby all other girls are turned to yuri fiends from the aether, making out and frotting with each other until they overload with yuri as well and explode and so on, until yuri aether grows so dense that all the remaining men and other lifeforms are turned into cute gay girls from its influence and in turn succumb to yuri overload, at which point the density collapses the First back into the Source, which has the effect of making all girls on the source at least bi.
Bayonetta is straight.
I only played a bit of the first Bayonetta and lost interest. Metal Gear Rising was more fun.
Bayonetta is a shit series, but that is neither here nor there.
>brings up some other game for no reason, probably because he doesn't play the game
Do you just search through every thread for hits of "yuri" to seethe in?
>y-you're seething
lol cope, I'm having a blast at your expense.
>he's still here, in this thread he doesn't like, surrounded by people he doesn't like
we both know you're just addicted to being angry
I like this thread, game, and people. Except yuricucks, it pleases me to know WoL was implied to have fricked Ryne and Gaia and that any "relationship" between those two little strumpets involves my WoL's fat roe wiener between them, haha.
>confirming he doesn't play the game
lol thanks, enjoy your ranting by yourself now
>noooo nothing happened in the tent noooo
Yuricuck malding, a troon surely balding.
>Inserts his pedo fantasies into the game and then acts as if they're canon.
Porn addict mental illness.
Ryne is the same age as the twins
Not memeing
Wrong, the twins themselves treat her like a younger kid.
It's literally a line in the game
The twins treating someone else like an inferior is really nothing new. Also the twins barely even talk to Ryne at all in the entirety of ShB. There's actually only one single time either of them adresses her in any noteworthy way and it's when Alisaie snaps at her for promising they'll find a cure for your light overdose.
>pedo
The last refuge of the yurigay despite yuri being THE most pedo-friendly genre and full of old hags preying on female children. Unlike Ryne and Gaia, who are both developed and legal in the civilized world (ie not California)
>yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri
>btw in the BASED NON SJW WORLD THE AGE OF CONSENT IS 12!!! I'M NOT A PEDO!!! THIS FADE TO BLACK IN A CUTSCENE ACTUALLY CANONIZES MY PORN BRAIN DAMAGE
Meds.
Ryne and Gaia are not 12, the same delusional headcanon that made you a yurigay has clearly taken hold of other parts of your brain too.
>If you don't believe in my schizophrenic delusions that my self-insert character canonically had sex with these underage characters then you're... Le yurigay!!!
>This fade to black in a random unvoiced cutscene is PROOF!!!! THAT THE WOL FRICKED RYNE!!! STUPID YURIgay!!!
Mental illness.
>Underage
>other people are pedos for jerking off to underage girls, but I'm not because I jerk off to underage girls fricking each other
You're a pedo AND a yuriBlack person, so two of the worst things combined.
>Pedophile headcanoner still mentally imploding, projecting, and implying anybody who rejects his delusional interpretations of the game's cutscenes is a fan of yuri.
lmao you've probably been mocked for your moronic headcanons so much you even invented a bogeyman group that's persecuting you for them. Sad!
Black person read the reply chain before you post shit
I'm the same person you were screeching at you fricking moron. You're a delusional imbecile who had to invent the "yurigay" bogeyman to cope with the fact nobody sane shares your mentally ill porn addict interpretations of completely non-sexual cutscenes. have a nice day.
>bunch of moronic nonsense
If you don't want to be lumped in with yuriBlack folk maybe stop defending yuriBlack folk?
t. delusional pedophile self-inserter with brain WARPED by porn
>yuriBlack person calls others' brains warped
lol
Didn't hear you over how pedophilic you are
>THE most pedo-friendly genre
but enough about /ss/
Yes and I've been salting my fries with yurigay tears ever since.
Oh, it was meant to be some kind of own aimed at me?
I don't care if Bayonetta is straight, didn't the games always say she was? My interest in yuri extends as far as jerking off to hot girls kissing and groping each other until they explode, and you can imagine that with any character.
I like this idea but the execution is bad
My post or the image?
>More aether storage
I love the idea of Y'Shtola filling up on aether and turning into a bomb
Oh, the image
I was ignoring the post
Why is it that nobody can make a decent hip-expanding FFXIV mod?
Is it because of engine/gear limitations? The hips always flare out waaay too low to be natural
I think it's mainly because the people doing it don't know what they look like, or know what they look like but don't like it.
Venat > Alisae > Y’shtola > Ryne > Minfilia > Lyse > Ysayle > Lalatrash
mai waifus 🙂
Anyone have a webm of Zero tearing apart the buuz dumpling?
>femroe hour
post your reaction if it was catgirls or lalas (children) instead
>catgirls
I sleep
>lalas
The same as femroes
Which race do you like?
catgirls, midlanders, highlanders, elezen, viera, au ra. Basically anything that doesn't look like a man or a root vegetable or the cheetamen
Fair enough. I like femroes a lot but I won't fault your taste otherwise. Have a good day anon.
fem Elezen!
underrated
femzen legs erooiii ToT
it's just a pair of 3d breasts on a single boss
I know, isn't it great?
ripped the words out of my mouth dude. You don't want to know the kind of cringe straight furries are. Gay furries can also be cringe, but they keep to themselves merely by the nature of their fetish and are just chill towards everyone else. Straight furries contain some of the most overcompensating and overbearing individuals on the internet.
>yfw this played for the first time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdZVse2WKns
Is Deryk going to be revealed to be the thirteenth god in disguise?
yshtola feet!
Will we finally see one next patch?
What will the next expansion be titled?
Aussiekickers
Scions Down Under
13th reasons why.
Crikeyroo
Beginning Slayer
FINAL FANTASY XIV: CHUZWOZZERS
Reborn Realm
Coldsteel
brappsniffer
Final Fantasy XIV: Men at Work
Downunder
Posting Yugiri
mai waifu 🙂
Sex cat
mai waifu 🙂
Get on with the news anon.
Think he's killed himself by now?
>Caused so much shitposting that the Devs actually outright said nothing ever or will ever happen between them
Lol
The playerbase actively embarrasing the devs is my favorite thing about this horrible community
>all that bunny boy outfit b***hing for years
>MALE VIERA WHEN?
>NOOOO IM NOT GETTING KEKED BY RUNAR NOOOOOOO
>That guy who asked yoshiP if ERP was against ToS live on fanfest
Should've seen them mocking YoshiP trying to do the new gold saucer leap of faith fate.
>That guy who asked YoshiP if ERP was against ToS live at fanfest.
You got a clip of this peak moment of cringe?
Never happened. It was a Kotaku journalist in a closed door interview. They just said if anyone is reported for violating the ToS they'll be dealt with.
Frick man why are the morons in this game so fricking funny?
I wish shit like this happened more often
It was a journalist, what do you expect from them?
What happened in the end with the stupid billboard? Did Square just take mercy on their wallets?
I think in the end, they decided to not do it? Can't recall if it was because their own community was taking the piss/getting pissed off, or Square got pissy
>The guy who asked YoshiP about a classic FF14 server
>He meant classic 1.0
>YoshiP just broke down laughing
I want to believe it was meant as a joke
Sex with cat
Man this is such a cancerous frontline map
I don't get what you're supposed to do
>get multiple zones under control
>does nothing
>go up the thing and kill the 2 closest things, impossible to do more because you'll get smoked by whatever team you're diving on
>get shot by a MCH on your way out
I just don't get it
Oh dear
my wife and daughter
Sex with the cat while she pumps up with whipped cream
Y'shtola's design is aided by a much larger chest
More aether storage
Damn, they were quick
Why doesn't WoL have a waifu? Is it because he is combat obsessed?
It's because these fricking devs won't add a /smooch the npc option.
Hilda fricking jokes that you're dating that elezen nobleman and you can play along.
Canonically adventure-sexual
The only thing he has a lust for is adventure.
WoL in the MSQ is heavily implied (FF7 style, I guess) to have slept with both Minfilia and Lyse.
From this we can infer that he’s got a type.
lakshmi shoved WoL up her vegana
>Minfilia
When?
After you beat Nabriales and she confesses how much she relies on and appreciates the WoL
I don't remember this, I thought she just went "oh WoL you're everyone's favorite Chad, now onto the next fetchquest" and then the Crystal Braves happened.
Nah, there’s a very implicit fade to black
>implicit
It's pure delusion.
>no other
We cucked Thancred. I mean he's still swimming in NPC pussy but it doesn't feel good.
Anon, they said they designed that scene so you can infer they had sex if you wanted to- same as the Lyse one.
post proof
To be fair I could've missed it because my eyes glazed over any time she spoke
Based WoL macking on all the females in the game.
you can literally marry people in-game
If you give the WoL a canon waifu/husbando, then self insert gays have a harder time self inserting, like how they insist the ARR WoL and 1.0 WoL aren't the same thing, even though all promotional material treats them as such.
Unfortunately, while self-inserting is still the goal of the MMO experience, 14's WoL will end up in the pantheon of FF protagonists without canon b***hes.
Will he ever get laid?
There should be a sidequest where you take him on a bunch of blind dates with minor female npcs that have showed up before. And the entire time Sadu is standing with you behind some rocks as you watch him spill his spaghetti and she laughs her ass off.
How's MCH now? Still in the cuckshed?
it's fine
it's fine
I hope WoW tourists influenced 7.0's design. Overland PvE is easily the worst thing about XIV and pretty much every game on the market beats the hell out of it. Give me something more than just dungeons, raids and the MSQ.
PLDbros...
Y-Yeah...?
I can't make the sword glow. I've been seeing Nanamo spend more time with Pipin and his greatsword. I've heard whispers of another dozen NPCs with a sword and shield. I don't think I can make it...
yeah bro?
Halone is made for Nophica
I'm only halfway through 6.3 but considering the lack of discussion about it do most people think it's shit?
Pfhahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaha.
it's another filler story patch, not bad, but it's not really blowing your doors off
I really liked it, much more than 6.2
Cute Alisae moment where she gets shy at WoL complimenting her. Zero’s autism slowly getting fixed. Zero having a legitimately compelling flashback moment and the Duty not being you helping Y’shtola but you saving her ass. Jullus getting to do stuff. Varshan’s slowly simmering impatience.
Much better than 6.2 for me.
It's build up for later
Where you at? Can't really comment on how garbage I thought it all was without spoiling it.
All she wants is nephews.
I'd give her nephews, nieces, daughters and sons.
t. Y tribe Nuhn
I just wishb we'd ditch the old scions already. They're real tired as characters, let us adventure with a new party.
>Devs only make scenes where you can conclude you fricked a character if you want, with blonde haired white women.
I thought you people said Yoshi-p wasn't a racist?
No, they've been saying he's racist since they lightened Y'shtola since she spent months locked in a dark room
The FFXVI thing where he didn't immediately apologize for not having black people everywhere came later
God imagine the schizophrenics who would complain over a game taking cues from Feudal Japan or Three Kingdoms China not including enough black people and yet it's supposedly entirely reasonable to complain when it's Medieval Europe
idk man.
Guy has more evidence for being a racist than against.
Racism is good so I don't care.
I love how in their minds tanned skin just doesn't exist at all
tbf. When it comes to Square Enix merch sales, Tanned skin doesn't exist either :^)
Technically, you can canonically frick anyone as each player is in a different XIV universe. Minfilia & Lyse are just the most blatant.
And big tit blondes are based.
the concluding you had sex with a character is just a cope from morons
*Self insert morons
Imagine going against what the Producer said.
Btw, Yoshi-P gave full blessings for Alisae & Alphinaud shippers.
I'm pretty sure the official stance has always been "think whatever you want and write whatever you want, we don't give a frick and won't write it in our games"
Exactly, frick whoever you want as long as they don't have to do it
it's pretty much the default stance any company takes for self inserters so they don't have to worry about any backlash tbh
It is. Specific waifugays just hold on to the stupidest fricking ledges in an effort to prove their favorite happens to the be Canon™ love interest.
See: YoshiP laughs at Alphinaud and Alisaie gays and merely acknowledged they exist and somehow this means he's an Alisaiegay and wants everyone to waifu Alisaie.
The idiot who genuinely thinks WoL fricked Lyse on top of the Rhalgr Statue and it wasn't just the devs groaning their heads off that someone legitimately fricking asked if the expansive waves from the SB trailer were fricking sounds.
The only actual two things that are confirmed in regards to WoLxNPC relationships is that 1) The more popular/prominent npcs are kept free so players can headcanon they're dating them (though it's not specified what's the cut off point for popular or prominent) and 2) Sometimes the writers will throw in a bone for the players in the form of NPCs having shippy interactions with WoL.
>I'm pretty sure the official stance has always been "think whatever you want and write whatever you want
Im sure they only said this so moronic waifugays would stop giving them headaches
It solves both problems
That's exactly what I was implying by the "we don't give a frick and won't write it in our games" bit
Sex with milf
shes kinda ugly ingame
anyone has the one with questions?
the frick are you on about
For Fourchenalt only.
>make perfect milf with initially asinine husband
>let the NTRtroons rev up their engines
>make her the collectibles NPC
>NTRtroons visibly salivating
>collectibles quest makes it clear that you're helping her seduce her husband, essentially forcing the NTRtroons into the role of simp
Based YoshiP.
I interpreted it as WoL helping her get her groove back with practice
how do i do good as a summoner homie
Anons, your WoL is vergin cuck, and will remain like that until the end of days
The sooner you accept that the better for your mental health
I guess the universe can enjoy saving itself next time then.
What if he got laid before the game started? Got you there huh
Final Fantasy characters are virgins, until their love interest pops it.
Some even manage to never reach their love interest before they die, so it can be popped. See Noctis.
My completely full friendslists almost entirely composed of real-life women I've ERPed with (and confirmed they're female via voicechat on discord) while playing as a male character disagrees. I don't need an NPC waifu, I have a gorgeous au ra weeb played by a chubby foreveralone Texan girl, and that makes me happy.
Is her name Talena?
Frick no, her raen has a proper Japanese name and is a cute and darling creature.
Wrong texan then, sorry
Unironically women in the ERP scene has been the death of troons because while they will befriend and simp for them they overwhelmingly get uncanny valley vibes from troony characters and won't ERP with them, forcing the troons into tiny cliques of overdressed, non-lore-compliant characters existing exclusively on Balmung.
holy shit this is completely fabricated and incoherent rambling
>My game is not full of trannies!!! There's actually huge armies of women who hunt ERP trannies down for sport!!! They've run all the trannies out of my game!!! My futa porn is not gay!!!!
MMORPGs truly attract delusional people.
I'm sorry WoW is made in California, man
God i want to frick Lyse
2dum
Need cat
death to all yuricucks
>If you don't believe in my schizophrenic pedo fantasies being canon that means you're [bogeyman]
moronic self-inserter.
schizo post
I just dropped in to say death to all yuricucks
>pedo pedo pedo
You're definitely that homosexual that has been malding in Bayo threads ever since she was confirmed straight, exact same typing style and cope posts.
Because they're arrogant prodigies.
You can trick Zero into sucking your wiener and swallowing, it's the source of most potent aether
Reminder that Thancred already gave his blessings
My headcanon is the WoL will be groomed by the secret love interest of Azem who hasn't ever been brought up before, or relevant to the plot. In a chance to get her lover back, 5 expansions down the line
>plays a game with lalafels in it
>complains about pedos
I play a game with Hrothgar in it and I get to complain about subhuman furries
>play game with Hrothar in it
>can complain both about pedos and furries
how do I change my race to lala. I wanna be a lil lala man DRK chad
you get phial of fantasia for completing arr main story and you can buy more from cash shop
Convert to Judaism.
Why is this gay sperging about yuri if his WoL shipping means it's yuri for female WoLs?
He's one of those schizophrenics who unironically believe random fade to blacks at the end of cutscenes is Yoshida winking at them specifically to confirm that their self insert fricked x or y character.
Another version is insane people who think the WoL at the top of the Rhalgr statue.
😀
Don't let her in
Nah it's easy dude. When she asks you what the meaning of life is, just respond quick and with full confidence.
"Steak".
>troonycult game being spammed on Gankereddit
>jannies are in on it
shocking