>sidon is fricking this

>sidon is fricking this

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks cute.
    Fujogays on suicide watch.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre fish. he probably just jacks off to her period to reproduce

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    neat, i hope they have sexy daughters.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Sidon is a bro and deserves a nice wife

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the wide face? LMAO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they were thinking of manta rays when they drew her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the wide face? LMAO

        Obvious whalesharksona.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she can take both Sidon's wieners in her mouth at once

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boa Sandersonia lookin' ass fish

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey, b***h! why the long face?
    get it? ahahahahahahahaha
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    LMAO!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's a beard and a cuckquean
    she gets off to sidon fricking link while she shlicks in the corner

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Sidon is for Link only

      You lost

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Sidon is for Link only

      >kas confimed married since day 1
      >thousands of pictures of him being gay
      >sidon gets married
      >this will surely stop the homosexualry

      I hate yaoitroons so much it's unreal

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        seeth and mald

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fujos lost, get over it.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Sidon is for Link only

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm jealous

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how bout all you fujoshits go back to ao3 and write some more wishful thinking fics. heterosexuals are reclaiming this board.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it wrong I want Sidon and Link to be gay so his hot wife is available?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heterosexuals are reclaiming this board
      See you in June, buddy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly-cute i like

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo destroys cucks with Xenoblade 3 by giving Rex a happy marriage with all 3 main girls
    >Nintendo destroys fujos by confirming Sidon's heterosexual status
    Based

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another ship war thread
    atleast i have zelink...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not canon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accept your fantasies will never be real, fujo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          poen isn't real mate
          none of the characters are real

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kas confimed married since day 1
    >thousands of pictures of him being gay
    >sidon gets married
    >this will surely stop the homosexualry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      If anything they added more fuel to the flames by having the Zora put up a giant statue of Link riding their prince in the middle of everything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guffawed when I saw that statue. Zoras are fricking gays.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOTK has destroyed all the gay ships
    >all straight ships for Link are still present

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing, you moronic fujoshit.

      [...]

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she Muzu's daughter or just the only other Zora to look like that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a Zora princess from another Zora domain(not in the game)

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah? Where's the proof
    Why is she not pregnant yet? Where the frick is the fricking egg clutch?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cute and unique zora design
    >good art will be drowned out by angry yaoi fujos and their revenge art
    wish she got the be the champion summon instead like literally who's kid

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fujos will draw her as the cuckqueen
      >when that role is unknowingly fulfilled by themselves
      Pottery.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish she was taller

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can all fight over who is gay and isn't gay, meanwhile I'll travel back in time and marry my goat wife and have lots of consenual sex for the sole purpose of entertainment and love.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex for the sole purpose of entertainment and love
      >not procreation
      ngmi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only wants Mineru and no kids
      >Sex every day
      >Romantic dinners
      >Living together
      Based anon.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deformed ghoul looking creature
    >nintendies want to frick it
    what is wrong with tendies?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Furries and tendies... overlap?!
      shocking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        furries, bronies, tendies, trannies...
        it's all the same

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it makes sense because every normal person moved on, married, got kids etc. and doesn't play this shit anymore. Only degenerates who never managed to get a family of their own or procreate are still stuck with the manchild mindset and (besides literal children) nintendo's main audience.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sidon cancels his marriage with her and runs away with link to live in lurelin village forever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      and link immediately hooks up with his ex fiancée

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fujoshits making shit up to prevent accepting the canon
        BTFO.
        T
        F
        O
        .

        Dilate troon

        cry about it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, dilate, seethe and mald for eternity

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          about what, your fantasy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'M NOT UPSET, YOU'RE UPSET! H-HAHA LOOK AT ME BEING SUPERIOR IN MY TASTES AND YOU ARE JUST A PLEB. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP? REEEEEEEEEE
          :^)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          is there something about a depiction of men being this nice to eachother that triggers fujos?
          have they never had someone be this nice to them without it being about sex?
          genuine question

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is a concerted effort in modern society to paint camaraderie as homosexual. Don't have good friends that you are loyal to! That'd be gay!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            fujos are really just a branch of shipgays, subhumans that believe 2 characters interacting in any meaningful way (not even a necessarily positive one) means they want to frick
            or they are just coomers but these aren't the ones b***hing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice fanart

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fujoshits making shit up to prevent accepting the canon
      BTFO.
      T
      F
      O
      .

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate troon

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know Mipha was Links old romance, what is he going for this game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has a thing for dragons now.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        farming my gfs hide for upgrade materials

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Typical black male with fat white girlfriend experience. Link is very cultured.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty clearly painted that he's just into Zelda. A few NPCs will comment that it seems like Link already has somebody he's into, and given the old Champions literally don't exist in this game and Riju is pretty strictly pushed as just a friend, yeah it's Zelda.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >time travel plot is "stupid and dumb" when age of calamity does it
    >it's fine with totk does it tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The time travel plot in TOTK is so bad. It's literally just an excuse to use the memory system again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What bothers me is that it's both "Zelda already changed the past" and "Zelda is changing the past". Like both are true, because if they're not, the story doesn't make sense.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly, who's fricking this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You, you lucky frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not too long ago I would've told anyone that gays don't bother me and they should be free to be however they want but anymore people like you have made me realize that homosexuals are a plague on society.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao what's your reaction every time you see the million e-girl threads?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kass' daughters are his harem

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for a mod that swaps her model for sidon so i can get her for the champion's gift and make all fujo's cry like an anime fan on prom night

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has some healing powers just like mipha had
    essential sidon wanted to frick his sister.

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