Signs that a game was made in Japan

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young sexy females and that's a good thing.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls aren't ass ugly

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    horrendous writing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a given for games made anywhere. There are only like 4 well-written games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are only like 4 well-written games.
        List 'em.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          jill sandwich

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          deus ex
          deus ex
          deus ex
          deus ex

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's 1 (one). You have 3 left.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are only like 4 well-written games.
        I bet you don't know the first thing about writing. You don't know the importance of themes, symbolism, pacing, dynamic vs static characters, and you mistake character development for a character that changes, don't you?
        I don't think people like you should be allowed to criticize anything.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Midwit trying to flex
          This is kind of cute

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy bitch that's asking for the D.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn;t apply to nintendo sadly.
      Once a kids company, forever a trash company.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing is... LE GOOD
      Correct

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This actually makes sense because Japan's bigger cities aren't shitholes like New York for example.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The humor is shit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you fight god with group of misfits in highschool

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about it is good, even the humor.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring outdated gameplay mechanics
    Shitty story with anime tropes
    Tsundere characters
    Nonsense control schemes
    Barely any options in the options menu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Girl willingly goes to beach and puts a bikini
      >Screams at the top of her lungs if someone sees her

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It randomly adds fishing and autistic food detail

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women that don't look like men

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun
    Politics don't feel forces
    No moron worship
    Makes Twittergays seethe for one reason or the other

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you cant quit game via alt+f4

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rhythm mini-game section

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    + No diversity
    - Pedophilia

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it goes YOOOOOOOOO

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit pc port and net code

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sexualizing minors
    >painfully unfunny humor
    >characters are forcefully quirky
    >esl English title
    >obligatory coomerbaits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unfunny humor
      This is the biggest indicator for me, nip "humor" is among some of the absolute worst out there.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have an example that's not a bastardized translation?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's written on the back of the box you fucking american
    Maybe it's time that you start learning the alphabet instead of organizing BLM events every fucking week

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the black are way too civilized

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad graphics, shitty controls, too many retarded cut scenes

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man crossdresses as a joke but chuds mistake it for representation

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The company headquarters is in Japan

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a giant skeleton enemy.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad humor

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad netcode

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playable at release

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ahaha

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    characters play to their character rather than their stereotype
    writing is good
    if there are politics it is in the world for a reason and actually does serve to flesh out the world, rather than being "Nazis are... LE BAD!!"
    ham beasts on twitter attempt to cancel it but the Japanese dev just tilts their head with an audible question mark as they don't understand English or hambeast ramblings
    game willing to take risks and explore interesting new gameplay mechanics rather than making beard dad sademption the open world thriller #1240918509860123

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japs never says that nazi are bad because they are nazi themselves. Repressed people and closeted homos love authoritarian figures.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that's a good thing!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "closeted homos" types the disgusting anal monkey million times per year to cope with his disgusting depraved lifestyle that leads to disease a suffering. Your kid raping kind needs to stop coping and look into a mirror

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          least unhinged Ganker poster

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO looks like that anon hit a nerve on you,come on gay,come out of the closet it's 2022 no one would judge you anymore 😉

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see the truth hurts you so much you repeat the most cliche shit like the braindead crippled failure you are

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will judge him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your horrible gaslighting attempts won't work here, you disgusting chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > characters play to their character rather than their stereotype
      Wtf? Japs are the king of cliche. They use the same tropes again and again. Not saying that I don’t like jap games, but be honest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can distinguish between Tsundere A and Tsundere B but not between Nigress A and Nigress B

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are Japanese writers who literally decide character traits with a fucking dartboard. Yes, I can tell the difference between "big boob athletic airhead + likes donuts" and "big boob athletic violent + likes food", but it's not because they're strong characters, it's for the same reason you also can tell which two specific characters I'm talking about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >characters play to their character rather than their stereotype
      lol. lmao even.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The protagonist is a flebic 14yo nerd
    Vaudeville stereotypes
    There's a government agency or a private company (or both) who hunt supernaturals
    Possibly homosexual (must investigate...) antagonist or secondary character with white hair
    Someone is half demon
    Lovable, angelic mom
    Absent father
    >But anon! I said videogames, not anime!
    Oh, yeah... combat is DVD menu search or lacks jump mechanic when it's in real time.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robots taking a shit on things like "structural integrity"

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good music
    >aesthetically pleasing characters
    >world has great attention to detail
    >characters have awkward yet endearing speech patterns
    >gameplay mechanics are cryptic yet deep and fun to engage with
    pretty much the polar opposite of western "games"

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >argh uhmm huh hmm.... heh augh!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MC be like

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    either there's one and a half total paragraphs of dialogue in the game, or every conversation involves at least three full explanations of random basic plot elements, bloating the game to three or four times its original length

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"have you ever heard of..."
    >"...schrodinger's cat?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
      why the fuck would anyone who upload game OST do this shit?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it can't be helped

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually good.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark setting ends up being conquered with the power of friendship.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually love that in Shift games this is never an asspull or the writers cucking out of the dark gritty ending like in some anime/manga
      There's a clear build up and set up for that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most powerful power is the memories of the friends we made along the way
      Kino

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a patheticly small settings page that doesn't let you change much and barely lets you change thr few things it does let you change.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the cast are high schoolers, even when it comes to sci-fi or fantasy
    >MC is so autistic it makes CWC look sane.
    >blood types are listed in character bio as if it's their medical records
    >usually focuses on explaining some random bullshit theory that they repeat at least 200 times
    >metric fuckton of cliches and references
    >control schemes range from wacky to "oh shit moron what are you doing?"
    >random bullshit plot twist at the end that makes absolutely no sense, but still hypes you up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MC is so autistic it makes CWC look sane.
      Name even one example. Like please keep your points believable.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a bad control scheme you can't change

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story starts out great
    >Gets really shit towards the middle
    >Either has a shitty twist that you saw miles away or they intentionally covered shit up to prevent you from seeing it from miles away
    >Somehow ends pretty well

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game was censored

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely bad technical state. Even pure 2D games can have performance issues.

    HW requirements that make Crysis blush for a game that could be run on Sega Saturn.

    60 Eurodollars a pop. No discounts outside Golden Week. Who cares the game is 12 years old?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      zero scope creep, but consequently little to no innovation.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy it

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's in Japanese

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    high school uniforms

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is good characters are fun and enjoyable and women are women not body types 2

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >games that play out more like a book than a movie, with multiple endings and intense amounts of words, takes entire teams to translate and has an audience that wants a translation overseas, causing the demand to be quite high because no one can do it as good as the japanese
    >alternatively, games that feel like they have a direction that is truly film-oriented: they draw the cutscenes scenes in storyboards by hand (team ico)
    >alternatively, games that are just focused on being games, going for high scores and personal bests (with very minimal, if ever, focus on speedrunning which is a very niche hobby in Japan). Rhythm games, shmups, etc. are rare to turn out great by anyone other than the japanese

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the only Japanese person working in video games that is genuinely happy and goes into work happy about doing his work. It's probably the fact that he isn't emotionally immature like 90% of Japanese people as evidenced by the fact that he actually smiles and looks people in the eye.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be helped, we'll have to use that

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fanbase is retarded

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the snowmen only have 2 segments

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