Silent Hill: The Short Message

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ass

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there he is!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ... why would they put this in there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      On its own, I'd say legal team made them.
      Coupled with the cover art, I'd say it is current year trash.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd say legal team made them
        I doubt it. Sounds like a HR type decision more than anything.

        Where I work there's fricking signs all over the place telling us we should always ask our co-workers how they're doing today, call this number if we're feeling down, call that number if we're suicidal, etc. None of that is coming from legal. It's coming from HR.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >... why would they put this in there?
      It appears five times throughout the game. TSM is basically an anti-suicide PSA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The games so bad it cause suicide, they have to by law. They have to warn players they may kill themselves during or after playing Silent Hill The Short Message.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eileen sharting ahahhah

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >US phone only
    Based Konami inviting trannies into mental asylum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have a link to non-US phone numbers just below it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reaching too much mate.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does a videogame company maintain a helpline on their website

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gee Konami, I'm sure it's not THAT bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made the joke for me

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is F the last hope for the series? They revived a dead franchise to just kill it again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is F the last hope for the series?
      This is the P.T. to F's Silent Hill's BTW. One of the things The Short Message sets up is the new mechanics, or hinted mechanics, for how Silent Hill-like effects are appearing around the world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel you have hope for anything Konami-related?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, there were parts of this that I really appreciated. Particularly the explanation for the MC's attitude in chapter 3.

    The final chase section is unforgiveable though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also pretty much everything in chapter 1 and 2 was fricking awful.

      But I was caught off guard by the explanation they give for the MC being a weird attention-craving narcissist. It made me feel sympathy for her.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a short message

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost respect for suicide hotlines when people started using them to anonymously swat people.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw there's no Silent Hill 2 Remake easter egg after calling the number

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh depreshun
    >muh trauma
    >muh self harm
    >muh covid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be so funny if we started seeing covid memory trigger warnings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised that they didn't even mention about chuds who refused to take the vaxx and somehow became the cause for depreshun and le silent hill phenomena

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play Silent Hill: The Short Message
    >Get a short message
    Wooow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm crying n shaking rn

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape women

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yell this cat's name and ye shall be saved from troubling thoughts.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me 2 Remake's release date RIGHT NOW

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, did the chases piss you off, too? The last one was unbearable. Had no idea you had to find notes at first. When I did figure it out, I spent a lot of time running around in circles trying to find all of them. It’s hard to outrun the mom to the point where you have more than a few seconds to look. Really didn’t like that at all. Felt like Outlast to me. I hope none of the new Silent Hill games have any of those maze chases. They’re not fun. It’s really the only gameplay in the demo, unfortunately. That, reading notes and a keypad. Doesn’t really inspire a lot of hope for the future.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it was shit. I assume they expect you to know the layout already but frick it. It was also unclear, when I got the final chain off the door I went there only to discover there's a small chain holding the knob.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I’m glad. I thought I was moronic. It was pretty shit, not gonna lie. Not what I expected from Silent Hill.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the lack of combat. Silent Hill always had combat.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >checked the link for Russia
    >get 6 hotlines in total
    >random hospital
    >random hotline for kids
    >even more random not-so-hotline for women, which is open from 9 AM to 9 PM, so if you want to have a nice day at midnight, just do it
    >some other random hotline open from 9 AM to 6 PM
    >"Russian LGBT Network"
    >and a government hotline, I guess

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silent Hill should've stayed dead.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see la creatura from new life is strange game
    >have to do a double-take to make sure it's not silent hill
    >the title still reads "Silent Hill"

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats there specifically for hardcore silent hill fans

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