Cloud tried to become him, until he came to terms with how moronic that was. Then, once he accepted himself for who he was, he became far better than Zack.
Liking Zack means that you're a lil baby boy who played Crisis Core but most likely not the original. And if you did for some reason play the original, you played the prequel retcon first, so you're partial to the bog-standard anime protagonist that is Zack.
Zack appeared in the actual FF7 for no more than five minutes in entirety, so you can't say that he's the favorite from the original game, because you don't get to know him enough for him to be a favorite, in the first place.
Zack is just a plot-device character, there to serve the plots of Cloud and Aerith. He doesn't matter beyond that function.
Anon, that's moronic. Should I not like Arthur Morgan because he's not in the original Red Dead Redemption? Should I not like John Marston because he's not a part of Red Dead Revolver?
Not my point. Zach was a nothing in FF7, sure, but fleshing him out in Crisis Core certainly won him some fans. You're just being needlessly elitist about which gay emo you like better.
You shouldn't like Arthur Morgan because he's one of the worst vidya protags of all-time.
He's milquetoast and he's a moron. Imagine getting duped, FOR 20 YEARS, but the most obvious sociopath manipulator like Dutch.
Arthur Morgan sucks, and doesn't hold a candle to John Marston. You're a massive homosexual, anon.
Your point was moronic and completely offbase to begin with, so I chose mocking your shit-tier taste instead, you Arthur-loving homosexual. I bet you watch blacks frick your wife, too.
>crisis core >introspective, melancholy: "The price of freedom is steep." >remake >sonic impression: "THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WAY PAST STEEP HEH WHOA CHILI DOGS YOU'RE TOO STEEP CHECK ME OUT CLOUD HEH WHOA"
Whatever the case, they're better than this guy for sure
I don't know why they give him major implications and connections to some of the biggest characters in the story - and do nothing with it
it's obviously zack bro. zack is the original soldier first class who got aeris pussy wet for him and was clashing with sephiroth before it was cool. cloud is just a mako infused soiboi who can't develop his own personality so he copies daddy zack on a subconscious level because even he knew how cool zack was.
yeah but he's known tifa since childhood so they have a strong emotional connection so obviously it's different. zack was able to charm aeris with his class and good looks and ripped physique from being a soldier first class all day. that's true swagger right there.
>Zack: gets offed by a few dudes with rifles before the story even starts. Also couldn't kill Sephiroth to save his life. >Cloud: Kills Jenova, helps save the world, gets the big-tittied girl in the end, and lives to tell the tale. Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.
Cloud had a great character progression. And it's what made him great. He went from a depressed homosexual to a vegetable and to a chad in the end. Too bad every next game forgets about it and still portraits him as a whiny b***h(yes I'm talking about Dissidia and that fricking movie).
Laterr! Oh Yeaah! *squats* I want to be a hero! War crimes! Sucking on that Shinra dick! What? Aerith is Shinra property, an important specimen? You guys are watching her? Wow, cool!
Zack died (but I guess they're retconning this for the new sequels) and that's basically all he did in the original FF7. He was originally never anything but Cloud's "Uncle Ben/Gwen Stacy" and even though I like Crisis Core, all the compilation stuff is horrible and CC is part of that.
Except for the over-the-top retcon of his death in Crisis Core which was more funny than anything else.
Also, that long as frick and melodramatic death speech he gave, which legit got boring after a while.
His original death was better. A couple of soldiers found him and shot him, the end. They didn't need to retcon in some Scarface-tier ending where he goes out in a ridiculous blaze of glory. Especially when it wasn't nearly as cool, and consisted mostly of him having over-the-top emotional flashbacks.
>he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game
SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR #¤%&! TEA!!! >NPCs make him out to be calm and cool
They do?
I mean, not really. Also he gets roped into becoming the new party leader after Cloud because nobody else wants to and he's just sitting on the floor, drunk (on tea), and not paying attention.
honestly i was just passing by scrolling and i dont even care for ff7 but this was by far one of the stupidest comics ive ever seen in my entire life and the person who drew it should be ashamed of themselves
Yes. I think the only time a expanded/new character added in a remake or spinoff/sequel didn't make me need to claw my eyes out was Naomi in Trauma Center; Second Opinion and even then it took a sequel to fix her moronic haircut.
Zack >i'M gOofY aNd I dO SquATs xDDD >no goals whatsoever, just "I wILl bECoMe a HeRO!!" >lusts after b***hes but they never care about him >loses to Sephiroth like a pussy >loses to random Shinra goons and gets shot like a dog >his character influenced nobody at all
Cloud >brooding edgelord >has actual goals and understands the planet and the lifestream >bitches love him >beats Sephiroth, twice >is still alive >his character design influenced over a decade of JRPGs and anime
I agree with all of that except >edgelord
He's not an edgelord. He's just quiet and tries to act like a professional military man. He never says anything actually edgy.
Cloud
Cloud Strife or fricking WHO
The Aryan one that makes all the israelites lose their minds. If for no other reason than that.
They’re both white though clearly
White or not, Aryans make israelites seethe like no other ethnic group.
Cloud. Zack is as generic as they get.
Only KH/CC secondaries think otherwise.
Zac was so cool that Cloud literally became him to distance himself from his shitty life.
Cloud didn't become him though.
He just thought he was in SOLDIER.
Cloud tried to become him, until he came to terms with how moronic that was. Then, once he accepted himself for who he was, he became far better than Zack.
Cloud by a mile.
Cloud didn't even remember Zack, and was just larping as a SOLIDER.
Liking Zack means that you're a lil baby boy who played Crisis Core but most likely not the original. And if you did for some reason play the original, you played the prequel retcon first, so you're partial to the bog-standard anime protagonist that is Zack.
Zack appeared in the actual FF7 for no more than five minutes in entirety, so you can't say that he's the favorite from the original game, because you don't get to know him enough for him to be a favorite, in the first place.
Zack is just a plot-device character, there to serve the plots of Cloud and Aerith. He doesn't matter beyond that function.
>the amount of shit they try tying to Zack in CC like coming up with the bar name
>DOOD REMEMBER WHEN CLOUD FELL INTO THE CHURCH LMAO
Anon, that's moronic. Should I not like Arthur Morgan because he's not in the original Red Dead Redemption? Should I not like John Marston because he's not a part of Red Dead Revolver?
>Should I not like Arthur Morgan because he's not in the original Red Dead Redemption?
Yes. He's about as milquetoast as they come anyway.
Not my point. Zach was a nothing in FF7, sure, but fleshing him out in Crisis Core certainly won him some fans. You're just being needlessly elitist about which gay emo you like better.
So you admit your fetish is gay emos.
This is a Final Fantasy thread, everyone in here likes gay emos for one reason or another.
Speak for yourself, neither Cloud nor Zack is gay, that’s just you projecting
>coping literal homo
Whatever you say, nancy
Good thing Zack is the exact opposite of the gay emo Cloud is (in later entries).
You shouldn't like Arthur Morgan because he's one of the worst vidya protags of all-time.
He's milquetoast and he's a moron. Imagine getting duped, FOR 20 YEARS, but the most obvious sociopath manipulator like Dutch.
Arthur Morgan sucks, and doesn't hold a candle to John Marston. You're a massive homosexual, anon.
My god, anon, the point is miles away
Your point was moronic and completely offbase to begin with, so I chose mocking your shit-tier taste instead, you Arthur-loving homosexual. I bet you watch blacks frick your wife, too.
Don't project your blackuck fetish onto me homosexual go back to /gif/
Arthur's the least cowboy outlaw ever in fiction. He's a little b***hmade feminist Marxist boy, just like you, bull-lover.
i like all the porn of Cloud getting feminised and fricked silly
not nu-zack with his new va
If only Final Fantasy wasn't an american franchise...
>Cloud
manlet
>Zack
6'3
But yeah, the new VA brings him down as well.
I like watching Cloud getting his bussy stuffed.
>crisis core
>introspective, melancholy: "The price of freedom is steep."
>remake
>sonic impression: "THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WAY PAST STEEP HEH WHOA CHILI DOGS YOU'RE TOO STEEP CHECK ME OUT CLOUD HEH WHOA"
He deadass do got a Sonic Personality with the new VA, I’d love to see Zack as a Sonic 06
Stop talking like a Black person.
Zack was cool in the ps1 flashback. Crisis Core ruined all of that.
Freeza's brother.
Whatever the case, they're better than this guy for sure
I don't know why they give him major implications and connections to some of the biggest characters in the story - and do nothing with it
Afterwards he becomes the single most important character in the lore pretty much - but no one cares what happens afterwards in ff7.
Is Dirge of Cerberus fun?
The only thing that matters after FF7 is the fusion sword
He's just the worldlore dispenser. He offers nothing beyond that.
Sephiroth mogs both
scrolled too far down for this. trilogy is doomed
Zack. He's a better character and Cloud is like 5'4. You can't take a tiny many seriously unless you too are a hyper manlet
it's obviously zack bro. zack is the original soldier first class who got aeris pussy wet for him and was clashing with sephiroth before it was cool. cloud is just a mako infused soiboi who can't develop his own personality so he copies daddy zack on a subconscious level because even he knew how cool zack was.
zack is a million times cooler than cloud.
>who got aeris pussy wet for him
Tifa is wet for Cloud, I'd say that's a bigger achievement I'd say.
yeah but he's known tifa since childhood so they have a strong emotional connection so obviously it's different. zack was able to charm aeris with his class and good looks and ripped physique from being a soldier first class all day. that's true swagger right there.
Damn I wanna see Cloud slay that Italian Pussy
Tifa belongs to Johnny
The only thing Johnny belongs to is a trashcan.
The people who say Zack had no character in the original game are forgetting the entire subplot of Cloud's SOLDIER delusion.
Zack:
>is a chad from start to finish
Cloud:
>takes a little tumble and turns into a gurgling moron on wheels
>Zack: gets offed by a few dudes with rifles before the story even starts. Also couldn't kill Sephiroth to save his life.
>Cloud: Kills Jenova, helps save the world, gets the big-tittied girl in the end, and lives to tell the tale. Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.
>Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.
And the way he kills him
bro just let go of the sword
>has to lagstab Sephiroth
i dunno man that was kinda cheap
Cloud had a great character progression. And it's what made him great. He went from a depressed homosexual to a vegetable and to a chad in the end. Too bad every next game forgets about it and still portraits him as a whiny b***h(yes I'm talking about Dissidia and that fricking movie).
Do you think the new voice actor will do this famous line justice, Unlike Mr.Gongaga?
>Mr. Gongaga Vs Mr. Mosey
>chad in the end.
He goes back to be a gurgling moron in KH, advent children and every spin off after OG. Being moron is his character now
>gurgling moron on wheels
Fricking Kek!
>A clip of Cloud in a wheelchair competes with Zack's entire runtime
Zackxirs...
Modern developers don't have the balls to do something like that to a main character.
Cloud gets more pussy so Cloud.
Damn you’re right
He could have at least put his arm around her, what a pussy
>let me have this moment
Is that what she calls Cloud's dick?
>cums hard on his moment
Laguna.
gilgamesh's is almost impossible to do in this fricking game
Doesn’t matter, Sonic is better than both of them with his bigger sword
you really think cloud wouldn't be able to slice this pesky blue rodent in twain with just one mighty slash of the buster sword? get real, pal.
>“Yeah! Yes! Cool! Alright! Yeah! Cool! Yeah! Alright!”
Go back to jacking to inflation porn, Chris.
Laterr! Oh Yeaah! *squats* I want to be a hero! War crimes! Sucking on that Shinra dick! What? Aerith is Shinra property, an important specimen? You guys are watching her? Wow, cool!
Dumb wutaiins, why don't you want a reactor? Forget the one that blew up in my hometown. Guess we just gotta kill you all! Soldier honor!
Cloud. No contest.
Zack died (but I guess they're retconning this for the new sequels) and that's basically all he did in the original FF7. He was originally never anything but Cloud's "Uncle Ben/Gwen Stacy" and even though I like Crisis Core, all the compilation stuff is horrible and CC is part of that.
Zack's death was pretty kino though. Definitely one of the best FF moments. But he should stay dead.
Except for the over-the-top retcon of his death in Crisis Core which was more funny than anything else.
Also, that long as frick and melodramatic death speech he gave, which legit got boring after a while.
His original death was better. A couple of soldiers found him and shot him, the end. They didn't need to retcon in some Scarface-tier ending where he goes out in a ridiculous blaze of glory. Especially when it wasn't nearly as cool, and consisted mostly of him having over-the-top emotional flashbacks.
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Cid is the best FF7 party leader.
this dude just looks like a pedo to me. there I said it.
He doesn't look anything like you and you know it.
Nah he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game when NPCs make him out to be calm and cool.
>he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game
SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR #¤%&! TEA!!!
>NPCs make him out to be calm and cool
They do?
I mean, not really. Also he gets roped into becoming the new party leader after Cloud because nobody else wants to and he's just sitting on the floor, drunk (on tea), and not paying attention.
He's literally me
What a shitty comic, you should feel bad for posting this
honestly i was just passing by scrolling and i dont even care for ff7 but this was by far one of the stupidest comics ive ever seen in my entire life and the person who drew it should be ashamed of themselves
Cloud is cooler
Reasons:
1.) Blonde
2.) Blue eyes
freiza's brother
Yes. I think the only time a expanded/new character added in a remake or spinoff/sequel didn't make me need to claw my eyes out was Naomi in Trauma Center; Second Opinion and even then it took a sequel to fix her moronic haircut.
I really liked Beck's Badasses. They felt ripped straight from the original.
me
Cloud. Zack is really uninteresting. I really don't give a frick about Zack.
Zack
>i'M gOofY aNd I dO SquATs xDDD
>no goals whatsoever, just "I wILl bECoMe a HeRO!!"
>lusts after b***hes but they never care about him
>loses to Sephiroth like a pussy
>loses to random Shinra goons and gets shot like a dog
>his character influenced nobody at all
Cloud
>brooding edgelord
>has actual goals and understands the planet and the lifestream
>bitches love him
>beats Sephiroth, twice
>is still alive
>his character design influenced over a decade of JRPGs and anime
How is this even a contest?
I agree with all of that except
>edgelord
He's not an edgelord. He's just quiet and tries to act like a professional military man. He never says anything actually edgy.