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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud Strife or fricking WHO

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Aryan one that makes all the israelites lose their minds. If for no other reason than that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both white though clearly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        White or not, Aryans make israelites seethe like no other ethnic group.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud. Zack is as generic as they get.
    Only KH/CC secondaries think otherwise.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zac was so cool that Cloud literally became him to distance himself from his shitty life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud didn't become him though.
      He just thought he was in SOLDIER.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud tried to become him, until he came to terms with how moronic that was. Then, once he accepted himself for who he was, he became far better than Zack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud by a mile.

      Cloud didn't even remember Zack, and was just larping as a SOLIDER.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Liking Zack means that you're a lil baby boy who played Crisis Core but most likely not the original. And if you did for some reason play the original, you played the prequel retcon first, so you're partial to the bog-standard anime protagonist that is Zack.
    Zack appeared in the actual FF7 for no more than five minutes in entirety, so you can't say that he's the favorite from the original game, because you don't get to know him enough for him to be a favorite, in the first place.
    Zack is just a plot-device character, there to serve the plots of Cloud and Aerith. He doesn't matter beyond that function.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the amount of shit they try tying to Zack in CC like coming up with the bar name

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >DOOD REMEMBER WHEN CLOUD FELL INTO THE CHURCH LMAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's moronic. Should I not like Arthur Morgan because he's not in the original Red Dead Redemption? Should I not like John Marston because he's not a part of Red Dead Revolver?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Should I not like Arthur Morgan because he's not in the original Red Dead Redemption?

        Yes. He's about as milquetoast as they come anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not my point. Zach was a nothing in FF7, sure, but fleshing him out in Crisis Core certainly won him some fans. You're just being needlessly elitist about which gay emo you like better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit your fetish is gay emos.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This is a Final Fantasy thread, everyone in here likes gay emos for one reason or another.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Speak for yourself, neither Cloud nor Zack is gay, that’s just you projecting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >coping literal homo
                Whatever you say, nancy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Good thing Zack is the exact opposite of the gay emo Cloud is (in later entries).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't like Arthur Morgan because he's one of the worst vidya protags of all-time.
        He's milquetoast and he's a moron. Imagine getting duped, FOR 20 YEARS, but the most obvious sociopath manipulator like Dutch.
        Arthur Morgan sucks, and doesn't hold a candle to John Marston. You're a massive homosexual, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My god, anon, the point is miles away

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Your point was moronic and completely offbase to begin with, so I chose mocking your shit-tier taste instead, you Arthur-loving homosexual. I bet you watch blacks frick your wife, too.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Don't project your blackuck fetish onto me homosexual go back to /gif/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur's the least cowboy outlaw ever in fiction. He's a little b***hmade feminist Marxist boy, just like you, bull-lover.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like all the porn of Cloud getting feminised and fricked silly

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not nu-zack with his new va

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If only Final Fantasy wasn't an american franchise...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Cloud
      manlet
      >Zack
      6'3

      But yeah, the new VA brings him down as well.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching Cloud getting his bussy stuffed.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >crisis core
    >introspective, melancholy: "The price of freedom is steep."
    >remake
    >sonic impression: "THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS WAY PAST STEEP HEH WHOA CHILI DOGS YOU'RE TOO STEEP CHECK ME OUT CLOUD HEH WHOA"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He deadass do got a Sonic Personality with the new VA, I’d love to see Zack as a Sonic 06

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop talking like a Black person.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zack was cool in the ps1 flashback. Crisis Core ruined all of that.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Freeza's brother.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the case, they're better than this guy for sure
    I don't know why they give him major implications and connections to some of the biggest characters in the story - and do nothing with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Afterwards he becomes the single most important character in the lore pretty much - but no one cares what happens afterwards in ff7.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is Dirge of Cerberus fun?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing that matters after FF7 is the fusion sword

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's just the worldlore dispenser. He offers nothing beyond that.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth mogs both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      scrolled too far down for this. trilogy is doomed

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zack. He's a better character and Cloud is like 5'4. You can't take a tiny many seriously unless you too are a hyper manlet

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's obviously zack bro. zack is the original soldier first class who got aeris pussy wet for him and was clashing with sephiroth before it was cool. cloud is just a mako infused soiboi who can't develop his own personality so he copies daddy zack on a subconscious level because even he knew how cool zack was.

    zack is a million times cooler than cloud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >who got aeris pussy wet for him
      Tifa is wet for Cloud, I'd say that's a bigger achievement I'd say.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but he's known tifa since childhood so they have a strong emotional connection so obviously it's different. zack was able to charm aeris with his class and good looks and ripped physique from being a soldier first class all day. that's true swagger right there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I wanna see Cloud slay that Italian Pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tifa belongs to Johnny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing Johnny belongs to is a trashcan.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The people who say Zack had no character in the original game are forgetting the entire subplot of Cloud's SOLDIER delusion.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zack:
    >is a chad from start to finish
    Cloud:
    >takes a little tumble and turns into a gurgling moron on wheels

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Zack: gets offed by a few dudes with rifles before the story even starts. Also couldn't kill Sephiroth to save his life.
      >Cloud: Kills Jenova, helps save the world, gets the big-tittied girl in the end, and lives to tell the tale. Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.
        And the way he kills him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bro just let go of the sword

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Also kills Sephiroth before he's ever even given the J-juice.
        And the way he kills him

        >has to lagstab Sephiroth

        i dunno man that was kinda cheap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud had a great character progression. And it's what made him great. He went from a depressed homosexual to a vegetable and to a chad in the end. Too bad every next game forgets about it and still portraits him as a whiny b***h(yes I'm talking about Dissidia and that fricking movie).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think the new voice actor will do this famous line justice, Unlike Mr.Gongaga?

        >Mr. Gongaga Vs Mr. Mosey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >chad in the end.
        He goes back to be a gurgling moron in KH, advent children and every spin off after OG. Being moron is his character now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gurgling moron on wheels

      Fricking Kek!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >A clip of Cloud in a wheelchair competes with Zack's entire runtime
        Zackxirs...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Modern developers don't have the balls to do something like that to a main character.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud gets more pussy so Cloud.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you’re right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He could have at least put his arm around her, what a pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >let me have this moment
        Is that what she calls Cloud's dick?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >cums hard on his moment

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Laguna.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gilgamesh's is almost impossible to do in this fricking game

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t matter, Sonic is better than both of them with his bigger sword

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you really think cloud wouldn't be able to slice this pesky blue rodent in twain with just one mighty slash of the buster sword? get real, pal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >“Yeah! Yes! Cool! Alright! Yeah! Cool! Yeah! Alright!”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to jacking to inflation porn, Chris.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Laterr! Oh Yeaah! *squats* I want to be a hero! War crimes! Sucking on that Shinra dick! What? Aerith is Shinra property, an important specimen? You guys are watching her? Wow, cool!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb wutaiins, why don't you want a reactor? Forget the one that blew up in my hometown. Guess we just gotta kill you all! Soldier honor!

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud. No contest.

    Zack died (but I guess they're retconning this for the new sequels) and that's basically all he did in the original FF7. He was originally never anything but Cloud's "Uncle Ben/Gwen Stacy" and even though I like Crisis Core, all the compilation stuff is horrible and CC is part of that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zack's death was pretty kino though. Definitely one of the best FF moments. But he should stay dead.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except for the over-the-top retcon of his death in Crisis Core which was more funny than anything else.
        Also, that long as frick and melodramatic death speech he gave, which legit got boring after a while.
        His original death was better. A couple of soldiers found him and shot him, the end. They didn't need to retcon in some Scarface-tier ending where he goes out in a ridiculous blaze of glory. Especially when it wasn't nearly as cool, and consisted mostly of him having over-the-top emotional flashbacks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=3747

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cid is the best FF7 party leader.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this dude just looks like a pedo to me. there I said it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't look anything like you and you know it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game when NPCs make him out to be calm and cool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game
        SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR #¤%&! TEA!!!
        >NPCs make him out to be calm and cool
        They do?

        I mean, not really. Also he gets roped into becoming the new party leader after Cloud because nobody else wants to and he's just sitting on the floor, drunk (on tea), and not paying attention.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he’s the biggest dick and butthole in the whole game when NPCs make him out to be calm and cool.

      He's literally me

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a shitty comic, you should feel bad for posting this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      honestly i was just passing by scrolling and i dont even care for ff7 but this was by far one of the stupidest comics ive ever seen in my entire life and the person who drew it should be ashamed of themselves

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud is cooler
    Reasons:
    1.) Blonde
    2.) Blue eyes

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    freiza's brother

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I think the only time a expanded/new character added in a remake or spinoff/sequel didn't make me need to claw my eyes out was Naomi in Trauma Center; Second Opinion and even then it took a sequel to fix her moronic haircut.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked Beck's Badasses. They felt ripped straight from the original.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud. Zack is really uninteresting. I really don't give a frick about Zack.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zack
    >i'M gOofY aNd I dO SquATs xDDD
    >no goals whatsoever, just "I wILl bECoMe a HeRO!!"
    >lusts after b***hes but they never care about him
    >loses to Sephiroth like a pussy
    >loses to random Shinra goons and gets shot like a dog
    >his character influenced nobody at all

    Cloud
    >brooding edgelord
    >has actual goals and understands the planet and the lifestream
    >bitches love him
    >beats Sephiroth, twice
    >is still alive
    >his character design influenced over a decade of JRPGs and anime

    How is this even a contest?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with all of that except
      >edgelord
      He's not an edgelord. He's just quiet and tries to act like a professional military man. He never says anything actually edgy.

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