>Sit in the corner, silently watch you playing video games

>Sit in the corner, silently watch you playing video games

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take your dog for a fucking walk at least twice a week.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice a week

      lol amerifats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Americans are the only ones who walk and love their dogs. The rest of the world keeps them locked up in a cage. My dog is 20 years old and acts like he's still a kid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only walking your dog two times a week
          >love your dog
          good one, retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >amerifats hate their dogs so much they eat them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Share it marts literally have "outside dogs" that are kept completely outside for their entire lives save for a fucking doghouse lmao
          You fags also love having "outdoor cats" that shit in everyone's lawns and kill the local birds, luckily there's an easy fix for outdoor cats

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The rest of the world keeps them locked up in a cage
          This is what am*ricans actually believe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Americans are the only ones who walk and love their dogs. The rest of the world keeps them locked up in a cage. My dog is 20 years old and acts like he's still a kid.

        >missing the point
        Dogs should be walked every day, you fat bitch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Twice a week
      Twice a day is the minimum anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you're not constantly walking your dog you might as well PETA it.
        >but I need sleep
        That's what sleepwalking is for retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Walking your dog twice a day is the American equivalent of walking 24/7
          Lol

          >You can't.

          Cats are killing machines. They'll always do it no matter what.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Cats are killing machines. They'll always do it no matter what.
            No they won't. I saw a cute youtube video last night of a cat playing hen to a handful of chickens and even nesting and sleep with them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Chickens or chicks? I used to own chickens and cats, and the chickens are so big the cats leave them alone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=120

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was probably raised around chicks. A stray cat (like yours) won't behave like this.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My cat kills whatever he gets his paws on. Mice, birds, rabbits, snakes. Didn't train him. He's just a based lad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >AHRMEHRRICAHNSS
            No, you fat asshole, the simple fact is that if you're not walking your dog you're abusing it. It loves you, and you're abusing it in favour of calling people Americans online. How about you PETA yourself instead.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was agreeing with you. I said you should walk your dog twice a day minimum.
              Learn to read before you reply to people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too late to back out now gay, you know what'd help with your spongey, limp spine? Get out there and walk your dog.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I was wrong so I'll pretend I'm right instead
                Okay. She's already been for a walk today. Her next one is at 5.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice a week

      lol amerifats

      >Twice a week
      Twice a day is the minimum anon.

      Yes Americans are the only ones who walk and love their dogs. The rest of the world keeps them locked up in a cage. My dog is 20 years old and acts like he's still a kid.

      [...]
      >missing the point
      Dogs should be walked every day, you fat bitch.

      >own a house
      >half an hour from civilization
      >opens the door to let the dog out
      city rats will never understand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't go out with his dog and enjoy it
        to be frank anon, this sounds kinda sad...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in bumblefuck nowhere and walk my dog twice a day minimum.
        What's your point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fucking your dog every time you let it out anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. white woman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is that so?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gets on my property
        >shoot it
        >dump its body in a nearby ditch
        Wish I was joking since I'm pretty tired of dealing with the cleanup afterwards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All it'll take is a call and a search of your property and your microdick compensators will be taken away and you'll be fined/locked up for killing people's pets 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My county has a leash law and the local police have consistently recommended shooting stray dogs.
            Yeah it sucks but at least it's a good lesson for the owners to learn.

            Even if you cover it up with soil, a pile of dead animals in a ditch will absolutely reek. Either your property fucking stinks, you're illegally dumping dead animals on someone else's property, or bullshitting. Either way, you're a retard.

            I'm dumping them on the side of the road a few miles away. No different than roadkill.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Stray dogs
              >Owners

              How much inbreeding is there in your family?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just because I live in the south doesn't mean I'm inbred. I know my rights

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the eyes of the law, a dog without a leash is a stray.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes unattended dogs without collars are strays.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God I'm so glad I'm not a chinamen. Your lands are so gross.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Untrue. Animals without a leash, entering private property, are liable to be killed. Nothing the law can do about it, because you should have been with your pet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            retard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it even a pet if you let it run around outside your property because you're a lazy fucking gay who can't deal with pet ownership?
            He sounds like he's talking about animals that are running havoc on his property instead of just having a farmland with dogs roaming around that might go to a neighbour's house; this is the same problem I had in a town where the cats kept shitting in people's yards, leaving dead birds around, scaring people's kids etc. you just put a bit of something in a bit of something that they eat in your yard and then problem solved

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even if you cover it up with soil, a pile of dead animals in a ditch will absolutely reek. Either your property fucking stinks, you're illegally dumping dead animals on someone else's property, or bullshitting. Either way, you're a retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, but with children.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My county has a leash law and the local police have consistently recommended shooting stray dogs.
          Yeah it sucks but at least it's a good lesson for the owners to learn.
          [...]
          I'm dumping them on the side of the road a few miles away. No different than roadkill.

          Untrue. Animals without a leash, entering private property, are liable to be killed. Nothing the law can do about it, because you should have been with your pet.

          Is it even a pet if you let it run around outside your property because you're a lazy fucking gay who can't deal with pet ownership?
          He sounds like he's talking about animals that are running havoc on his property instead of just having a farmland with dogs roaming around that might go to a neighbour's house; this is the same problem I had in a town where the cats kept shitting in people's yards, leaving dead birds around, scaring people's kids etc. you just put a bit of something in a bit of something that they eat in your yard and then problem solved

          >shooting your neighbour's dog is normal in the US of A
          No wonder you're all paranoid schizo retards who hate each other's guts. God what a 3rd world shithole.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being american, you are a disgusting piece of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice a week
      i hope you die a horrible death anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sit in the corner
      >silently watches you play
      I fucking wish.
      My dog comes and start lifting my arms with its nose every 5 minutes if I don't give it attention when I play.

      >twice a week
      Daily or bust.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Twice a week? bro what the fuck are you doing to your pets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice a week
      Assuming you don't have enough acreage for them to be outside unsupervised the entire day, sure. If you live in the city, fuck no you fucking retard. They need daily walks. Twice a day most days. Once a day bare minimum if the weather is shitty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice a week
      Unless your live on an acreage, walk your dog twice a day you lazy bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few times a week is fine. Just make sure you're playing brain and scent games with them in the meantime. Never feed them out of a bowl, make all meal times into training times so they're working for their food and learning. If your dog is awake then they're learning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to play with your cat so they don't get fat
      >Get a second cat
      >Now they play with each other so they don't get fat
      based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit pet owner detected.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dog used to lay across my legs and sleep while I played games
    I miss him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but he made my balls sweaty as fuck. Also hated when he got little leg spasms and kicked me, but really I thought it was so funny. His little hairy ass karate kicking me. Miss the little guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad my dog will never die

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cat likes to sit in my lap and rest her head next to my thumbs so she gets little cheek rubs as I move the analog stick around.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cat watches me get almost 100 kills in HLL by sitting on my bed
    >lay by him and pet him
    >do his nails
    >brush him
    i need to brush him more often but i think i'm pretty good at doing his nails

    does it mean he hates me if he soft bites or love bites me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Soft bites
      He loves you
      Otherwise he would've mauled you as a black kid in a Street full of pitbulls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >does it mean he hates me if he soft bites or love bites me
        it means they're being playful, you shouldn't be teaching them that your hand is a toy though. once they start doing that get out something they like playing with

        Well it's like, for example he's not my cat he's my dads and he's only had him like a year but he's like the best cat ever, he's not mean or anything and is very friendly and almost acts like a dog with how talkative he is and i love it

        but like I'll play the bongo drums on him (just like this but with my hands and on mostly his abdomen not his butt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0) but if i stop he'll roll on his side and show me his stomach and then meow at me like he's mad i stopped, but then if i keep going he'll try to bite me but it's not like an angry bite but he still could go pretty deep, he doesn't puncture but it can be a little painful if i let him

        also why does he get EXTREMELY purry at night? like around 2-4 am he purrs but it's almost like he's in heat (he's neutered and i know males don't go into heat)

        Cats groom their subordinates so if they play bite when you go to brush its a hierarchy thing to assert that they are a peer rather than an underling.

        Socially retarded cats that don't care typically drool uncontrollably because they're overstimulated and the part of the brain responsible for hierarchical behavior is near the part that controls drooling.

        he only does the soft bite if i scratch his stomach or spine/lower back above his tail with my nails or overly play him like the drums

        also i know for a fact if he wanted to catch me with his mouth and paws he could, but he doesn't he only attempts a little bit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The mental gymnastics catfags will go through to defend a violent sociopath

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i love him dude i'd put a bullet in your head if you hurt him

            >everyone must suck my dick 24/7 and not ever poop or pee or do anything just do what i say all the time and never be annoyed
            you sound autistic

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >killing someone over a fucking animal
              Yup, sounds like a cat person. unhinged weirdo fucks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Humans are a species of animal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >starts spouting non binary chud speak to defending killing a human over some gay cat
                Just say you’re unhinged and save us both time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you actually believe in evolution? You are so far gone. No other animal gas abstract thought (morons and non whites are chimp human hybrids, they dont count), the ability to create, language, visible eye whites, etc. Humans were created in the image and likeness of god. What you subscribe to is a cattle religion created by garden gnomes who believe in creation and kabbalah but construct the disempowering and atomizing religion of scientism for the goyim. It is the goyslop of believes if you will.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unironically believing in invisible man in the sky

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're in a cult

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                evolution deniers when they are confronted with the fact that dogs exist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro, that's an example of artificial selection. if anything that would be proof of creative design, not natural selection.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's proof animals can genetically evolve, natural or not and supports the claim that natural selection is a thing. Certain species survived their conditions because they were able to adapt while others who could not adapt fast enough perished.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                evolution doesn't work on small schales, like you think it does. what you've posted is unnatural selection, not evolution

                >artificial selection
                >unnatural selection
                different labels don't change reality, you can literally have animals fuck until they create an animal with different traits, visibly, within a few generations
                literally what mental gymnastics do you have to go through to not extrapolate from there

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most Ganker users are mutt christcucks with 0 education or common sense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen liberals start denying evolution as well, because then they'd have to confront the reality that there is, in fact, not just one human race.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No surprise there as all Americans are fucking retarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's why they unpersonned James Watson and Francis Crick, and declared genetics a pseudoscience. Horseshoe theory is correct, both sides are retarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it safe to say muttland is Africa tier at this point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just going to go on believing it's magic instead. Ignorance is bliss

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Science is basically just trying to understand how magic works, if you think about it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                evolution doesn't work on small schales, like you think it does. what you've posted is unnatural selection, not evolution

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NA if it was a dog

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Microevolution is not macroevolution, that dog did not turn into a monkey or fish, it is still of the same kind. Do evolvaks really?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude please for fuck sake stop taking 4chan shit seriously, it's ruining your noggin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amerimutt doesn't know genes were discovered by a catholic friar
                >amerimutt doesn't know religion has been the major force of discovery behind scientific achievements

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            psychologarden gnomes are subhuman morons that don't know shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He sounds adorable, take good care of him.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you lucked out and got a damn good cat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does it mean he hates me if he soft bites or love bites me
      it means they're being playful, you shouldn't be teaching them that your hand is a toy though. once they start doing that get out something they like playing with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cats groom their subordinates so if they play bite when you go to brush its a hierarchy thing to assert that they are a peer rather than an underling.

      Socially retarded cats that don't care typically drool uncontrollably because they're overstimulated and the part of the brain responsible for hierarchical behavior is near the part that controls drooling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I was your cat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *pets u*

        >killing someone over a fucking animal
        Yup, sounds like a cat person. unhinged weirdo fucks.

        he's part of my family and has feelings and emotions, you're probably chinese

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dog always gets up to lay next to me when i sit down

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing videogames.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog was fucking growling at me today. Put him in his cage to calm him down

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog pussy is surprisingly tight

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >silently don't get along

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are cats such complete morons, bros?
      poor pupper was just enjoying his rest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are cats such complete morons, bros?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, pits are morons but all cats are morons too, not all dogs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not all dogs.
            HE A GOOD BOI

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all cats are morons too
            Dogfag acting like he knows anything, as always.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Total Shitbull Death

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How can dogs even compare??

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he farted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can see the moment the evil enters its mind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a fag cat. I'd punch him in the face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that cat is Ganker incarnated.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked up a couple of stray cats and they will kill absolutely everything that moves on sight. How the fuck do I make them stop? Their bowls are always full and I also treat them to extra tasty goodies occasionally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Walking your dog twice a day is the American equivalent of walking 24/7
      Lol
      [...]
      Cats are killing machines. They'll always do it no matter what.

      >Cats are killing machines. They'll always do it no matter what.
      No they won't. I saw a cute youtube video last night of a cat playing hen to a handful of chickens and even nesting and sleep with them.

      Cats are gays and you're a cuck for keeping them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your parasites that are burying themselves into your brain.

        I love having toxoplasma it makes my brain secrete endorphins like sweat when being around my cat. Try it out anons you might enjoy it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Toxoplasma Gondii is linked to reduced reaction times and a severely increased risk of schizophrenia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cat website newfag. have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a moron for being a moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your parasites that are burying themselves into your brain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are eating their kills and do not understand bowls or you giving them food
      just neuter them ffs at least so they dont fuck and make more strats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aww wook at the wittwe kitty uwu :3
      >gives you brain parasites
      >scratches your furniture
      >covers everything in piss
      >meows constantly
      >brings in dead shit
      anon just fucking kill your cats they're nothing but vermin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are dogfags always such edgy little morons?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for immediately proving his point you brain parasite ridden gay lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Why are dogfags always such edgy little morons?

        What's so edgy about demanding your pets to behave themselves? Every time I go to my friend's house I smack the shit out of his cats because they keep pissing everywhere, go on the couch all the time, steal food off your plate when you're not looking and even occupy his newborn baby's crib smearing their parasitic shitstains all over. I managed to beat some mannerism into them and they respect me now but holy shit fuck morons who don't raise their pets. Catfags are the worst.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like your friend is a gay, this type of behavior happen to all house pets that have shit owners, cat just make it even worse because they still have retained most of their natural behavior while dogs only wolf breed does and that's why most people can't handle them.
          Stray cats can't be used as pets, they are all born in nature and not in household, so it's like trying to tame a wild beast

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The cats they have are supposedly "indoor" cats and never go outside.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's even worse bruh, let me guess they live in shitty comblock housing ? or are they that fucking retarded and live in an actual house and don't let their cat outside ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your friend's a fucking retard for not training his cats.
          >Pissing everywhere
          Do they have clean and accessible litter boxes?
          >Go into he couch all the time
          Do they have anywhere else to lounge about like a cat tree? If not then where the fuck else are they meant to go?
          >Steal food off your plate
          Are they being fed properly?
          >Occupy his newborn's crib
          Refer to my second quote, also they can be trained not to do something with a good old spray bottle of water.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they have all of those things. They still behave like little assholes. this has been my experience with 95% of catfags btw.
            The ONLY cat I've ever liked was my grandparent's Persian. Lived for a long ass fucking time too until he eventually had to be put to sleep at the age of 21.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My cats don't do any of these things.

          It sounds like your friend either didn't raise them properly or picked them up after they were 6 months old. Cat behavior is heavily defined by how you treat them and interact with them in the 6-12 week period after they're born.
          I made sure to play with my cat's paws constantly when they were kittens, and now they don't give a shit when I grab them for a trim.
          I also made sure to pick them up often, and to this day I have never had them bite me or even intentionally scratch me.

          Also, don't hit cats. Cats are incredibly dumb creatures and don't understand the concept of punishment like a dog would.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once a cat learns murder, they stay addicted

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That cat looks just like the one I grew up with
    I miss him so much

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how this board hates anyone who isn't a white, cishet male, but will fawn over literal animals. White people are weird. At least on 4chan they seem to hate pets too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered not being a moron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      animals can be loyal and caring, unlike homos and minorities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unlike *other humans
        ftfy
        I swear to g*d animals are becoming more human than actual humans nowadays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4chan is turdie central, it's natural that they'd hate pets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ahem, did you mean that 4chan represents the proud Global South?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why isn't the USA red as well?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tf are poletards doing in antarctica?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, I hate tranimals

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smelly dumb animal owner scum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're either an ESL or a 4chan autist. It's never easy to tell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smelly dumb animal owner scum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed non-whites seem to hate animals. Chinese like torturing them, while blacks, Arabs, and Indians think they're dirty and smelly. It's weird. Ironically, the only white people who seem to be the exception are 4chanacks and tankies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >/pol/acks
          >white

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf is a tankie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            commiecucks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You've never seen a 4chan meetup, have you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Give me one good reason why anyone should ever consider attending a 4chan meetup?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't need to attend to see them, just look at a picture.
              Tip: None of them are white.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely no surprise there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only people of European stock have the suffient levels of empathy and intelligence to truly love animals and care about their wellbeing.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck dogs and fuck cats, waste of space and food, get a gf you fucking rejects sticking up for fucking animals what the fuck, most of you retards accept Darwin shit yet you do something totally unnatural

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get a gf you fucking rejects
      When I die I will donate all my riches to animal shelters or burning it. Nothing for treacherous humans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a good person, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans run animal shelters and they will take your money to "fund the shelter", which means paying their staff and not improving the facility for animals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a good one anon.
          Do be careful with where your money goes to though.
          [...] is right in that some, maybe even most, places wouldn't put your money towards the animal's well being.

          That's why I wrote the alternate option of just burning everything to the ground. Can't trust people to not run away with the money. If I can't find a transparent, well monitored foundation open to the public eye then I'll just destroy everything from my deathbed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are a good one anon.
        Do be careful with where your money goes to though.

        Humans run animal shelters and they will take your money to "fund the shelter", which means paying their staff and not improving the facility for animals.

        is right in that some, maybe even most, places wouldn't put your money towards the animal's well being.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could also just have a nice day to rid the world of one more treacherous human

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck dogs and fuck cats, waste of space and food, get a gf you fucking rejects sticking up for fucking animals what the fuck, most of you retards accept Darwin shit yet you do something totally unnatural

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get a gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something tells me you don’t have a GF, Anon. Owning pets is basic normiecore behavior. Unless you live in some shithole where they still do arranged marriages lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck dogs and fuck cats
      eww

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying women aren't the ones saying you should get a dog
      Are you retarded?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you want to have sex with animals anon, is your skin maybe cardboard colored?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 bait

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that cheetas need comfort companion dogs to not die of depression.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are everyone's best friend

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss my cat bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good riddance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a cutie

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post gaming pets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        long fella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dogs seem visibly upset at your poor performance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was sad she wanted food.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mystery dog™

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MYSTERY bro DOGS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sleepan
    >suddenly feel my chest get heavy and hard to breathe, like something is pressing down on me
    >wake up
    >it's just my fatto catto using my tiddies as a pillow again
    Can't hate him when he does it, he looks so comfy

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pets must think we're nuts sitting in one place staring at a bright wall for hours on end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dog spends hours staring at the oven thinking his reflection is another dog so he better not be judging me.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What tranimal owners don't realize is that animal "love" is not true love. Just like how a moron is too stupid to feel empathy because it requires a degree of abstract thought, animals view "love" purely as an instinctual protective measure and view you essentially as a cuck who gives them whatever they want. Watch how animals chimp out and completely betray you if you try otherwise. Cats are of course worse, but even dogs aren't even better. Also they're unsanitary, a complete waste on resources, and you are essentially cucking your own race out by coveting something much lower on the great chain of being, like how a modern beta white guy gets cucked by Tyrone's BBC due to woman's liberation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sees cat and dog
      >thinks of black cock
      there is no saving for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chud chud KEK KEK KEK KEK chud BETA BETA BBC BBC moron moron moron
      4chan has rotted your brain bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just like how a moron is too stupid to feel empathy because it requires a degree of abstract thought
      Stopped reading there, retard + go back to 4chan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >crying about literally the ONE thing he said that wasn't completely retarded
        go back to r3ddit retard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stopped reading when you said you think love requires abstract thought. You are too autistic to know what love is and probably think it can be measured in units. Go back to train spotting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What you are saying is 100% true, but cut out the BBC talk, it gives the normgroids something to latch on to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess, you think a woman is capable of "real" love either lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No not really considering how fast they to be adulterers once women are liberated. Also have you never read Genesis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      empathy was invented by reader's digest as a psyop, its not real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tranon at it again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "true love" isn't a thing and it doesn't matter anyways because animals are just neat. didn't read the rest of your post, + you're black.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No way my kot is on my lap all the times and if i dont have to use both hands i scratch him.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >work 8:00 am to 4:30 pm job
    >come home tired, close to 5
    >other family members always home hours before me because school ends at around 2:00pm (mom is a teacher, sister is student, dad hustles)
    >Non of these lazy fuckers walk the god damn dog, not even on weekends
    >Only I do it and on weekends…
    I’ll try to do it on weekdays more, understand I have 0 grass in my neighborhood and a bunch of strays so I can’t just let him out freely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wake up 30 minutes earlier and take your dog out while you drink a coffee or whatever.
      You'll make your dog very happy for this extremely small sacrifice.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life without pets would be bland and boring

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to jack off
    >They are still watching, maybe even more intently
    >Tell them to stop looking at me
    >Cat stands up and stretches then starts walking over to jump in my lap
    >Start kicking my legs, flailing my arms, and speaking in tongue to make it run out of the room

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does my cat say about my choice in games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whered her legs go???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, you just posted an image, how am i supposed to hear what your cat says?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did this wizard forget the spell to turn back into human?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a good looking kitter

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your dog knows how to plant and take care of tomatoes, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dog buries seeds? Cute.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see some streamer on twitch
    >4-5 hours into a stream
    >they get up to use the bathroom
    >pet dozing nearby jumps up in excitement
    >they use bathroom, show pet 1-2 minutes of attention
    >go back to videogame
    >pet slowly realizes they aren't getting anymore attention, lays back down to go back to sleep and wait for the next short moment of attention
    >chat goes wild about "MUH CAT" or "MUH DOG" for the minute or two, then goes right back to bullshit about the videogame
    I'm glad I don't have a pet. I don't care what argument people make about how much better off they are than in the wild, seems inherently cruel to keep an animal locked up away from it's own kind and barely give it an hour's worth of stimulation of any kind during the average day. It will never breed, it can't choose to go play with others, all it can do is sit there and wait until it's owner feels like remembering it exists again. Little wonder all they do is sleep and wait for the next few minutes of attention. It's not like they have anything else to do or look forward to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly why most people shouldn't have pets. Unless you're literally changing your life to revolve around caring for them, it's not a good idea.
      I got a remote job when I got my dog, because she doesn't deserve to be alone all day. I'm looking forward to it getting warmer so I can work outside with her again.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who keep animals are so disgusting. you aren't a farmer. you just smell like animal piss but thats the least of your problems if you derive fun from holding treats above an animals nose and make them do things so you can say LOOK HOW SMART HE IS

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still don't know if I should feel bad for finding this hilarious or not.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand why people prefer the animal that is so high maintenance and won't leave you alone for 2 minutes.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it ok to take my dog with me when I go jogging (30min ~4 miles)? I used to do it but someone told me it's bad for them long term because that pace fucks with them; it's either slower or faster.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as long as it's an adult dog, you keep it hydrated and you slowly took it to that level of exercise then there shouldn't be an issue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't heard anything about a 7 or 8 minute mile being a bad pace for dogs. Sounds like maybe a small dog issue? Ask your vet instead of some guy on Ganker or your friend who probably isn't a vet.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't call them over and give them scritches and pets while you play
    Weak.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop my Yorkshire from biting my ankles/fingers?
    My sister got one recently and we like playing with him but he is biting a lot, he is still quite young, like 3-4 month old, but some people told me that if left unchecked the biting is going to get worse in the future.
    He keeps biting my feet while I'm trying to play some comfy Vidya 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon he's teething, get him a raw bone or a yak chew to gnaw on whilst his adult teeth come through.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta stop playing with him when he bites. Like biting means playtime is over. That's how I taught my dog. He use to bite the shit out of me when I would play with him, but he learned.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon he's teething, get him a raw bone or a yak chew to gnaw on whilst his adult teeth come through.

        Thanks fellas, hope you two have a lovely weekend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You too brother, all the best and take care.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sits on the cat tree behind you and starts massaging your scalp
    Thanks little buddy.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine doesn't because she never comes into my room anymore 🙁

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's cause it's a rabbit - possibly the dumbest creature on earth bar none

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs and cats are not animals you want to trap inside. They need the outdoors more than people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what I tell people, a dog needs its own yard, and a cat needs to spend a lot of time outside... and while dogs will get walked sometimes, there are cat owners who never let the cat go outside, ever... that's cruelty to animals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If cats aren't native to your ecology then it's massively irresponsible to let the cat outside as they are a living ecological disaster. If your local wildlife rehabilitation facility has accessible records then have a look how many admissions are from cats. I know through my profession that the number will be around 70 to 80 percent with the remainders being RTA.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >RTA
          Rubbish They Ate?
          Rats in Their Ass?
          Retards That Attacked em?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Road traffic accidents

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs > cats
    simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs = Cats
      simple as

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs < Cats
        simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs = Cats
      simple as

      Dogs < Cats
      simple as

      Rat > all that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "hello rato"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rats are cute, but they don't live for very long, and it sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dies after 2 years

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE FLOOFY BABBY DOGGO PUPPER

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro always looking at me and shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a fuckin street moron cat if i’ve ever seen one

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dog has fucking tapeworm because he won't stop eating every piece of shit he can find

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That means he's missing something from his diet then anon. You aren't feeding him processed food are you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He isn't missing anything, he just has a scavenging habit that he picked up as a puppy
        He was my grandparent's dog but they got him at 85 years old so obviously it didn't work at all, they both had dementia and he was knocking them over and they were forgetting to feed him regularly which is where I think he picked up the scavenging habit, and at such a young age that it's ingrained

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What sort of training have you done with him brother? How's his recall, is it instant or delayed?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Instant
            I've done what I could with him, but it's been VERY difficult to retrain him after I got him
            He's fine 90% of the time and I walk him off-leash when we're not near traffic because he will come when called, it's just that he's very sneaky with his scavenging
            I can usually prevent it, but I'm not the only one walking him. My wife lets him do whatever he wants on walks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fair play then brother, just a suggestion here but what's his main focus you use a reward with training? Is it treats or toys? He sounds like he's food orientated if he's scavenging. Have you tried slow walking with him at your side and giving constant small feeding with a marker word, throwing a treat and recalling him and then continuing a walk with him at heel with a marker word? Five minutes of that a day for a week and then gradually phasing out the treat will work and then every few months just doing a top up session with treats to cement it will have him never wanting to leave your side and scavenge. Your lady needs to be in on it as well but I know what women are like.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been treat training him, he is extremely food oriented. I'll try your suggestion though, thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll get it out of him brother, dogs are smart and he'll catch on quickly that being with you on a walk is the best place he can possibly be. All the best and give him a treat for me.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a pet fox

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d give everything I have to spend just 10 minutes with my dog again 🙁

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Want a cat
    >Work outside all day
    >Cat would be alone all day too
    Would getting 2 cats solve this problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indoor cats go stir-crazy either way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you got them together, otherwise the first one will detest the second one.
      On the other hand, you could possibly get a smart cat that stalks you outside instead of just being a murderous psychopath. I think a random anon had one like that but I don't know if I saved the screengrab of that thread/post somewhere.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in the corner
    hell naw they sit in my lap and i frequently stop to give them tummy rubs

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my cat lays on my lap when I'm on my PC. he's a good boy.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He usually comes up and cuddles in my lap or on my chest when I play vidya.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People really underestimate cat intelligence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (2)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (2)

      What a chad.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to have a fat cat that would love to cover my entire lap when I sat down to play games
    >immediately dug his claws into me
    >get pissed because I also can't move my legs around anymore because he was so fat
    Surprised that cat put up with my bullshit for 21 years.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Silently

    I fucking wish.

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