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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I did. The age of dragons is over.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nope. i'm not a simp

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sparing Paarthurnax is peak reddit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      killing Paarthurnax is rebbit. They bring up Nuremberg and Nazi war crimes in favor of their argument when in reality we adopted Nazi scientists and Unit 731 members.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good point. The pragmatic impulse to fulfill material needs trumps ideological concerns. In reality, moral frameworks are a way to preserve the conditions necessary for survival, not the other way around.
        The reason behind this is simply that those who don't follow this principle suffer from worse living conditions. Disconnection from reality equals decadence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a good point. The pragmatic impulse to fulfill material needs trumps ideological concerns. In reality, moral frameworks are a way to preserve the conditions necessary for survival, not the other way around.
        The reason behind this is simply that those who don't follow this principle suffer from worse living conditions. Disconnection from reality equals decadence.

        moronic samegay who can't even make a good point

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kill both
    frick the dragon by myself

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i could but then id be doing what a woman told me

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you are such a girlboss, why don't you and your failed bodyguard wannabe dragonhunters do it? Go back under a hole to hide from the Thalmor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Delphine was an annoying and irrelevant c**t the entire game. I'm not gunna go kill a party snacks just cuz she fricking told me to. Her order are the useless c**ts that got eradicated anyway. They're clearly incompetent.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always laugh at how people need to make her look attractive because she's a old ugly as frick woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, sure bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most frickable nord woman
          why does she have a katana?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Signature weapon of the Blades. Fricking weebs. Another reason you should kill them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Actually the main reason I hated them in Oblivion and Skyrim. In Morrowind they were cool secret agents and then they become a bunch of cringe larpers.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What a stupid meme, in tes lore, the race of the baby Is determined by the mom, not the father.
              Go ahead and quote with me with a søyjack, you poser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao imagine being outed as this much of a lorelet. Everyone knows racial phylogeny is a bunch of quackery like most Imperial “scholarship” is. Not that it matters because that images depicts the weakest Nord female mating with the strongest male Falmer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mommy
                When did becoming a submissive little beta shit become something a man wasn't ashamed to be into or no longer mocked for?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What’s the matter? Can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                zoomers with zingle mothers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                zoomers with zingle mothers

                Imagine feeling threatened by mommy fetishes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't count because.......IT JUST DOESN'T
                Not every lore book is hogwash just because some are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry that there are in game characters that disprove it like 75% of the Septim bloodline.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that images depicts the weakest Nord female mating with the strongest male Falmer.
                I heartily kek'd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The dunmer girl is still cuter in this image, what is this supposed to prove

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a retcon from troonywind and has since been corrected. You can even meet a mixed race Emperor in the Sheogorath Quest (part Altmer). Previously there was mongrelization, which is how Bretons exist, which is why there's a Half-Imperial Half-Nord in Redguard, which is why before the troonywind retcons the Hlaalus looked like Breton-Dunmer mutts, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Notes on racial phlogeny has existed since morrowind. You're obsessed with trannies, get help.
                >Part altmer
                You can be a race and have traits from your father's race. Like a dunmer with a nord father would just be a naturally stronger and hardier dunmer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Notes on racial phlogeny has existed since morrowind
                thats literally what he said you estrogen addled troony, that its a retcon introduced in morrowind that has since been abandoned
                spend more time reading less dilating

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                explain bretons, moron
                if you weren't a lorelet you'd know books are full of bullshit and contradict themselves all the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's not even a Nord you moron, she's a Breton mutt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because foruded stiru superior to filthy gaijin craftsmanship all according to keikaku tereportsu behindu yu

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Blades and their predecessors from Akavir used katanas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The most offensive thing about this game to me is that males and females share the same animation skeleton.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doing anything related to the blades that isn't strictly necessary to advance the main story
    Delphine might as well be deleted from the game

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >War Criminal
    Sounds like my kind of lizard. Delphine obviously didn't see what I did during the civil war.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I just got the quest then ignored it. There is literally zero reason to help Delphine do anything. It's a side quest with no reward and doesn't even lead to anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It unlocks the Blades faction

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mods to make Skyrim good

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people unironically have a problem killing Paarthurnax
    Give me 3 good reasons to leave this homosexual gecko alive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did more for me than the Blades b***h ever did
      Is peacefully keeping most the Dragons in line
      Hasn't shown himself to be a threat in past millenia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >
        Teaching you how to kill dragons.
        >
        No he isn't, dragons cannot be peacefully wrangled
        >
        Oh, he's changed? What is to stop him from changing back?

        Give me a good reason to kill a bro dragon who's done more to help me kill the evil dragon beyond "because some roastie said so"

        I asked first, homosexual. If you can't provide any reasons to keep him alive the lizard dies because of your incompetence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a predditor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.

            He's the most useful npc in the game storywise. Killing all the Blades makes more sense since they're fricking useless.

            >teaches you to kill dragons
            >well, better not kill this one
            >he's one of the good ones

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's the leader of the most useful organization in the game. He helps you master shouts. What do Blades do? Make you infiltrate a party because perhaps elves might know something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he's the leader
                And now I am. Sucks to suck. Maybe he should have been better.

                >Teaching you how to kill dragons.
                You do that at like level 5 at the watchtower.
                The blades don't teach you anything or meaningfully help you at all, they just command you to do shit and time doesn't progress unless you do. Can you imagine Delphine giving Tiber Septim orders? He'd wring her frickin neck.

                >teaches you shouts throughout the game
                >reveals the location of words
                >the rest of what you said
                Just admit you dislike women more than you like having integrity and reason.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you shouts throughout the game
                the location of words
                the blades don't do any of that
                the greybeards do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And now I am. Sucks to suck. Maybe he should have been better.

                He has the most useful abilities in the game and is useful through the game. If you didn't kill both of the blades for general incompetence you are an unironic cuckold.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >just admit you dislike women.

                Imagine simping this hard for one of the most useless and self entitled NPCs in Skyrim.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the blades
                >teaching you anything other than how to craft weeb armor
                Pcgays everyone. Go back to your coom mods

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >And now I am.
                lmao this homie hasn't even mastered the first word of the shadow clone shout and he thinks he's "the leader" of the graybeards
                >Just admit you dislike women more than you like having integrity and reason.
                Nah I dislike women way more than I like having a wise and ancient dragon mentor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Teaching you how to kill dragons.
          You do that at like level 5 at the watchtower.
          The blades don't teach you anything or meaningfully help you at all, they just command you to do shit and time doesn't progress unless you do. Can you imagine Delphine giving Tiber Septim orders? He'd wring her frickin neck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No he isn't, dragons cannot be peacefully wrangled
          Lmao maybe your betamale dragonborn can't but Tiber can

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He did more for me than the Blades b***h ever did
        He was using you to get rid of Alduin.
        >Is peacefully keeping most the Dragons in line
        Keeping them in line or keeping them under his command?
        >Hasn't shown himself to be a threat in past millenia
        He was biding his time, waiting for the prophecy of the dragonborn to be fulfilled.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He was using you to get rid of Alduin
          So were the Blades
          >keeping them in line or under his command
          End of the day, Dragons are less of a proble,
          >Biding his time
          His alleged Kekaiku seems kind of shit if this is all 32bit chess, His bid for power has done nothing but create loose ends and weapons that cna be used against him so that one day he might rule over a force of decimated Dragons under constant threat of the bloodline he actively created.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >under constant threat of the bloodline he actively created.
            What are you referring to? All Paarthurnax has to do is wait for the Last Dragonborn (key word being "last") to die and nothing can stop him from doing whatever he wants until the end of time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >only dragonborns can kill dragons
              fricking moron, have a nice day

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So I can either kill Paarthurnax now with no casualities or let him live and start Dragon War 2 with millions of casualites. Damn that's a tough choice...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Dragon War 2 will only make nords stronger just like the first one did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                By that logic you might as well destroy all life

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He already had all the time to do whatever the frick with no threats and he just hung out on top of a mountain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a good reason to kill a bro dragon who's done more to help me kill the evil dragon beyond "because some roastie said so"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the most useful NPC in the game storywise. Killing all the Blades makes more sense since they're fricking useless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bing
      Bing
      Wahoo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a male dragon, not a seething roastie who from the word go has proven herself to be paranoid and distrustful. Therefore I can trust his judgment to be more rational, and not as rooted in kneejerk emotional responses and bias than Delphine.

      The Blades failed to protect past and current emperors, they failed to defeat dragons in the past, they would have failed to defeat dragons in the present if not for the player, and they barely played a part in it. If anything they were more of a hindrance. What reason is there to believe that a single decision of theirs has any value, when all they have ever attempted was a failure?

      Dragons make for better allies than post-wall roasties and old men hiding in a cave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Paarthurnax does a better job at exterminating dragons than the Blades if that’s what you really want. When the Blades kill a dragon it can just be resurrected again. A dragon killed by a dragon or dragonborn is gone for good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the little shout boosts he gives better than the temporary Dragon Potion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can get the one thats actually hood and kill him and you keep it forever.
        You just won’t be able to change it but theirs only really one worthwhile anyways

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's hot
      He's hot
      He's hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. The only surviving Blades are useless. (You) rebuilt the Blades entirely. Delphine was happy to let you do all the hard work, then steps in as girlboss. The Greybeards, in contrast, have taught you the Words of Power to control the world.

      2. Paarthurnax can absorb dragon souls and stop them form resurrecting, just like (You).

      3. Paarthurnax guides the dragons back to another realm in the epilogue, where they will remain away from your land until they are randomly generated again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Paarthurnax guides the dragons back to another realm in the epilogue
        >epilogue
        what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you made those last two points up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Greybeards are pacifist moron who follow moronic brain damaged Jurgen Windcaller who somehow think that the voice isn't meant to be used for violence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like him, that's all that matters. I don't give a shit about some Ancient Nords.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like him.
      I like him more than Delphine
      I like him more than (You).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an angry b***h I don't like told me to kill him
      an angry b***h I don't like told me to kill him
      an angry b***h I don't like told me to kill him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has taught the voice to humans, which was crucial in them gaining freedom, it would have been impossible otherwise.
      He has made it his goal to teach other dragons the way of the voice to make them peaceful.
      Delphine is a manipulative b***h that only wants to use you for her own ends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they uniornically onions that its a “friendly” talking dragon
      The dragon did nothing good for you, b-b-b-ut he helped by sending you on the most boring main quest in the game to get a weaponized shout your own people made to fight back against their brutal fricking regime he was a lieutenant.
      One right doesn’t out weigh a million wrongs
      Don’t trust dragon frickers and kill the homosexual,
      get free mansion
      Get payed dragon souls from my man giving you gos locations to them
      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hasn't done anything to me personally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like him and don't take orders from anyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because non-Player humanoids are the lowest race of tamriel, below mudcrabs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sparing him allows you to keep using his shout services.
      It keeps the Greybeards happy allowing you to find word walls easier
      You get little reward for actually doing it besides a dragon soul and continued usage of the Blades, if you're smart you can get everything you need out of the Blades before this quest even happens, including the perma dragon potion buff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he deserved to die, the Blades would do it themselves. I'd stand around to absorb him as a mediator, but frick putting the work in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He helps you defeat Aludin.
      He gives you advice in life.
      He never crossed you.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's gonna be included in the next Skyrim re release this time?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kill Delphine because the dumb worthless c**t thought she could boss around the dragon slaying Giga Chad she was sworn to serve
    >kill Paathanax and any dragons not willing to bend the knee and serve the dragon slaying Giga Chad in conquering Skyrim and genociding the Altmer
    Doing anything else means you lost.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >woman toon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What waifus can you frick that it makes it worth playing as a male MC?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can marry women as a woman too

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the honest truth is I don't really give a shit what he did or is doing

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >naturally inclined to crime
    Says the fricking fugitive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up Elenwen

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Order made to obey the dragonborn
    >bitches at you for your choices

    She deserves to be executed for disobeying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're an order made to kill dragons. They only worship the dragonborn because they're the ultimate dragon killer. A dragon killer who refuses to kill dragons is a pretty shit dragon killer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They still served the emporers who kept the red dragon on retainer.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man the daedric quests in this game were underwhelming

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yup! I listen to no b***h and make my own choices. I enjoy my talks with the dragon and he will live. She can cope and seethe.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paarthurnax is more helpful and isn't a c**t. In terms of gameplay, the rewards for sparing Dragon Mario also outshine anything Delphine has to offer. I cannot think of a single reason to actually follow the latter's orders, especially since you are supposed to be her boss.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >comparing dragon to nazis
    based glad I saved him now

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you can't just let a dragon live, what if he's still evil or turns evil again???
    I'll just kill him like the dozens of other dragons I've destroyed.
    >noooooo that's just powergaming and not realistic!!!
    lmao get CHIM'd

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine killing an important source of lore to be friends with a fugly b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      >Paarthurnax guides the dragons back to another realm in the epilogue
      >epilogue
      what?

      The scene after you kill Alduin and return to the Greybeards' temple to talk to Paarthurnax.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Odahviing for me, I killed both Alduin and Paarthurnax for her. She is a free spirit and shouldn't suffer the totalitarian way of voice or creepy fingers of filthy wizard.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was nevder a dilemma. parthurnax having a cool well spoken voice doesnt mean he should be saved. and the blades being a gay ass faction doesnt mean they should be ignored.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >believing the merchant
    >believing the hole
    Remove Protected Status from NPC mod is the only way to go

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn have a cute dragon girl wife who is actually an old lady

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I just finished my DB playthrough and I want to start another one. Should the next character be an Altmer Female, Dunmer Female, or Nord Hebe?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Delphine is old

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How hard do a chick's nipples have to be to go through hardened leather

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's really cold in skyrim

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not taking orders from a woman

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killing because a woman told you to is simp shit.
    Don't do things for a whiff of pussy.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragons are based and theres a reason they were worshipped for so long. Parthunaax can offer insight into the nature/mystery of Nirn that couldnt be garnered from anyone else.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Going along with killing powerful bros at the behest of a nagging roastie has to be the thinnest of thinly veiled cuck fantasies.
    How about roleplaying as something other than IRL you Black personkun?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Delphine.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never hurt my wife you fricking bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So that's where Priscilla comes from

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a mod that adds a dragongirl waifu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Got a link?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/59875
            the guy was going to release one for alduin too but I think he stopped after some koreans stole his work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i fricking hate this earth

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape murder the prostitute

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post them cute girl dragons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when the old hag (not dragon) tries seducing the Dovakhin with her wrinkly breasts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >(not dragon)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Talking about Delphine, anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            just pointing out the irony of claiming Delphine isn't a dragon and then posting anime girls in cosplay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The other anon wanted dragon girls. I like the Paarthurnax design. Her dress is all frayed like her wings.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Furgay get ye gone

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, I'm playing Morrowind instead

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you made delphine way too hot she is meant to be hideous in the game

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your game isn't vanilla so that's not how she looks.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bad opinion person ugly
    >good opinion person attractive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has just forgotten how ugly she is since their game is always modded with coomer mods.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my answer.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >right
    She looked like shit
    >inb4 muh yummy wummy sex mods

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What mods do I need to make gameplay good? I know there's one that make the 3rd person camera better for combat with a lock on and such but that's all I'm aware of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what you want out of it
      something like smilodon with mortal enemies is good enough to make combat serviceable as enemies no longer auto aim their attacks towards you and timed blocks stagger them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True Directional Movement
      Better Jumping
      Paraglider

      They're just movement mods, but they enhance your experience a lot.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill him yourself if you're so badass.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*blocks your path*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Got stones in your ears? I asked which side you're on, Greymane, or Battleborn.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what you're asking.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            New in town, huh? Whiterun's got two clans, both old and both respected. Difference is, the Gray-Manes turned their backs on the Empire and we Battle-Borns stayed loyal. So I'll ask again, Gray-Mane or Battle-Born?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’m neutral on both

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sooner or later, we all have to choose a side.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Greymane.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're either a stormcloak sympathiser, or a fool. Either way, you're no friend of mine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I should bash your face in for all you've done

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're either a stormcloak sympathiser, or a fool. Either way, you're no friend of mine.

                kek'd heartily

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The cold, frightening truth is that the Empire represents progress. Anyone who fears progress is a coward.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was established in morrowind that the empire is a bloated carcass that long stopped innovating and became so overly bureaucratic and self indulgent that it's collapsing on itself. It became obsessed with maintaining order and lost the stomach for change. Muscleman even said it needs to crumble so something new fresh and ambitious can take it's place.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always go about my way to frick over the battleborn Black folk, just to spite that gay
                Nobody demands ultimatums from me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're the more c**t family anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tries to force you to side with one of the house or stay neutral
                >can gain both houses as friend through quests anyway

                Bravo todd.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Battle-Born

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >presses the b button to walk away mid sentence

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has your simp ass forgotten the blades are supposed to serve the dragonborn and not the other way around? She "leads" the blades like Astrid "leads" the Dark Brotherhood.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >old hag face with her breasts out
    What next? You get hard over a topless crackhead too?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim's story is legitmately forgettable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a standard "kill the big bad evil dragon to save the day" plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It barely has a story, that's probably why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Civil war discussed to this day
      Hmmmm

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it's a proxy for race baiting real issues and people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The civil war stuff is only part of the story and not even the main arc. The stuff wit the dragon boomers is generic as frick. They should've leaned more into the civil war really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of how a lot of Elder Scrolls stories are. You remember a few moments, but not much.
      People remember more of the side quests then the actual main questline.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe people simp for Delphine of all fricking people

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think this choice would unironically be a 50/50 split instead of 90/10 split if Delfine was hotter

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > return the Skeleton key

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd pick her lock with my skeleton key, if you catch my drift hehe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He'd rob her like the dude that stole the Gray Cowl did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you rape her with that VR mod?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a statue...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did he stutter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mother of Night
      >Night Mistress.
      >Mommy Nighty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > return the Skeleton key

        >cum all over that statue's ass
        >walk around front
        >notice the statue is blushing, but otherwise completely normal
        what do you do?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Azura wouldn't blush, she'd either laugh at your small mortal dick or feign disinterest.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nocturnal gives off a dirty girl vibe but she's probably a total sperg with sex

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That just means she's aloof during it and only lets you frick her on a scheduel.
              t. spergfricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >have to join nocturnals gay little ninja club in order to complete the thieves guild questline
      >have to become a werewolf to complete the companions questline
      what the frick was todd actually thinking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who even gets the Dragonborn's soul here?
        Idk why you can make some kind of pact with so many daedric princes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't dragonborns basically dragons? Can they even die?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They just wanted you to be able to do anything, of which I can see the appeal but, it casualized it and things were spread more thin because of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Riften mansion is the best house in the game, right?
      >has a door that's connected to the outside of the city
      >has a fully loaded basement, basically a 2 story house.
      >the only house with 2 armor mannequins for displaying your favorite armor sets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer Lakeview and Winstad Manor, personally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The downside is that it's in Riften.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao. that's level 1 garbage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think the word you’re looking for is “timeless”.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is really the best but I hate that everytime I have to walk 20 seconds to enter it. plus riften is a shithole that I wouldn't want to live. so I prefer lakeview manor even it is a pain in the ass to build

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Praise Nocturnal (she's shy and doesn't want me to)

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros before hoes

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its too tedious to get mods that replace all the NPCes with loose e-girls so I havent touched this game in years.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No old b***h tells me what to do

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >purge my temple from darkness
    Yes maam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kept Umaril alive in her realm for years so he could come back and try to genocide men again
      frick this b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty based tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick off Thalmor scum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No massive futa dick?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I killer Parthunax, but I didn't really care at that point. The main plotline was shit and First Dragonborn was better.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Civil war is a waste of time.
    Dragons are a waste of time
    My Dragonborn spends all his time impregnating every forsworn girl in the region.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I spared Partysnacks but if I could've helped Alduin I would have

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you only get 10 mods to make the game enjoyable, what do you pick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SkyUI
      >True Directional Movement
      >Paraglider
      >VIGILANT
      >GLENMORIL
      >UNSLAAD
      >Custom Skills for the previous three
      >Animated Armory

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No mods to adjust difficulty?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >SkyUI
        No thanks, chud, I prefer 60fps interface.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you prefer dumbed down controller garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically play Skyrim on the Switch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically play Skyrim on the Switch.

      i've considered doing this, but i'd have to buy a whole seperate Switch, and use a whole seperate Nintendo account, and mod the game, and all of that is a lot of work.
      to answer your question though, i'd probably merge 200 armor and clothing mods together into one plugin, 200 weapons into another, RaceMenu, Ordinator, ASIS, Apocalypse Magic, either Colorful Magic, the mod that reduces the charge time on your bolt spells to 0.1 so i can spam fireballs like DBZ, and the last two would probably be combat overhauls. also CBBE, naturally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        woops, didn't mean to leave "either" infront of "Colorful Magic," that's my bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >CBBE
        Quick question how do I get the women to stop looking anorexic even though I have the bodytypes set to curvy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did you generate bodyslide meshes for their clothes and armor? the body mesh you see when they're naked and the body mesh displayed when they're wearing an outfit are different. you may have curvy nude bodies, but haven't replaced the outfits so they default back to regular CBBE proportions when they're dressed. does that make sense the way i've written it? lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really? In fact even when they're naked they're still skinny as all hell. I checked the Nexus page and it seems like "curvy" to Caliente means tiny breasts and a b-cup at best ass lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nah, you gotta open bodyslide and check out some of the body shape presets. that and go on Nexus and look through bodyslide presets for even more options. you're scratching the absolute minimum surface of what's available by using the default body it gives you. somebody sculpted your dream body already, you just gotta go find it. lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >can finally play as Greek goddess in game
                thank you so much breh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                my motherfrickin' dude. enjoy. lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ITS WORKING HOLY SHIT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ayyyy happy to hear it, welcome to the team my dude.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't get the CBBE preset to work in Bodyslide so I can import the Greek Goddess but I chose vanilla instead of curvy and now my character looks good.
                GG

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                uhh check under CBBE Body, and CBBE Physics Body in bodyslide. the Amazon preset might only be for one or the other. i've had to clone the sliders from a couple CBBE Body slides to their CBBE Physics counterpart so i can have the best of both worlds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What directory do I use for it to pick up the .nit/.xml files for CBBE? Whenever I click the "Outfit/Body" or "Preset" dropdown nothing appears.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I mean with no mods at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i've considered doing this, but i'd have to buy a whole seperate Switch, and use a whole seperate Nintendo account, and mod the game, and all of that is a lot of work.

        Just get a deck or something similar. I can’t imagine modded skyrim on a switch would run very well

        I unironically play Skyrim on the Switch.

        I managed to get another 300 hours in vanilla skyrim because of the switch. Didn’t think I’d ever be able to play skyrim without mods again but being able to play it bed and stuff is nice and the base game really is great, honestly underrated since the base game is pretty universally shit on now that people have had a decade to play and pick it apart endlessly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >base game really is great, honestly underrated
          lel frick off Todd, shouldn't you be shilling Starfield.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Todd is the only man that makes games that live up to the promise of the RPG genre. You can truly play any role. It lacks the meaningful dialogue options and faction decisions of a game like New Vegas, but New Vegas and every other “RPG” that wasn’t directed by Todd lacks the freedom to truly exist in a world where you can go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. No one else makes these kind of games and Morrowind is the pinnacle of it, with Skyrim as a close second

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >You can truly play any role
              Yeah, I liked being a lawful character who got a thief walk right up to me and ask me to rob someone and I wasn't allowed do anything that wasn't work for him. Or being able to become leader of a magic college by casting one basic b***h spell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's really odd because the game does let you kill the Dark Brotherhood but for some reason the thieves guild is off limits.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >got the jank ass mod where you kill the thieves guild
                >they use the voiceline "It's you, the one who destroyed the dark brotherhood!" and replaced the dark brotherhood with the thievesguild, but it doesn't match the tone or anything so i find it funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Voiced mods are never good, except for funny stuff like that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i meant it was another dialogue from guards

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know it was. But it was poorly hacked together by the mod maker, which is always the case with voiced mods. That or they have really bad amateur VAs, which is equally as bad/potentially funny.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ah yeah, i prefer the jank ass NPC choppy language over bad VA's

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla Skyrim sucks anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Legacy of the Dragonborn museum mod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think I could fix the game with just 10 mods.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not killing fricking Super Mario.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Pratt was in Skyrim?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She clearly owes me sex for killing Alduin, I’m not killing any more dragons until I receive the sex I am owed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The empire did nothing wrong stormchud

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They lost

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What mods do I need for a bosmer femboy wife (male)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bosmer boywife gives you a bj
      >Bites it off and eats it
      What now, milk-drinker?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I drink 117 jugs of milk, making my dick regrow instantly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Um acshually health regeneration doesn't cure wounds or diseases.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            being dickless isn't a disease. neither is being french. but i repeat myself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >get head cut off
            >insert 263 raw salmon into neck hole
            >head grows back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick does regeneration help someone who suffered multiple sword strikes if it doesn't help against wounds?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Think of it like the difference between sewing shut and sewing on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So by "wound" you specifically mean "severing."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, because health regeneration in-game only heals damage, not afflictions like wounds or diseases.
                >Inb4 oh you're being autistic
                Why do you think I added the acshually, that was the whole joke.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I prefer absorbing the health of my enemies with a powerful enchanted weapon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't making any sense. Sword strikes hurting you can be considered "wounds" otherwise what the frick is a sword doing to you? Regeneration restores your HP. Ergo it is undoing the "wound." How can you possibly claim regeneration isn't helping against wounding?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know not understanding abstraction is a sign of sub triple digit IQ.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You not backing up your argument is a sign of you being full of shit. How is a sword inflicted HP loss not a fricking "wound?"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up, moron. The frick kind of moron are you to demand that I explaining basic video game concepts to you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So your argument is the Elder Scrolls universe doesn't take itself seriously, and an HP bar isn't just an abstraction of damage dealt to someone's body, but a number canon to their universe that ticks down when injured (but otherwise no actual wounds form)? Tell me, do they all see a stats screen and inventory squares when they look in their own pockets?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's ackshully wrong, because none of the Elder Scrolls games have wound mechanics, so the abstraction of HP is all we have to work with.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dragon who's crimes were back in the Mythic Era that almost no one should be even able to remember and has been a bro to humanity since changing his ways
    >a fricking has-been spy that has the gall to try and order you around even after helping rebuild her order

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No way he could have killed 6 million in such a short time? Where have I heard that one before...

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its Azura. Not even religious but I would pray to that if she were real. I love space, and she has the sun and moon in her hands

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok so I dont know where right is from. it's a neat design that invokes reverence either way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          azura hotel in turkey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes anon we know about the hotel literally named hotel azura that was built by a TES fan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So outside of being some geriatric investmenthomosexual coomer for a statue, what else is actually referenced?
        Because honestly this seems like a horrible business tactic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >for me, its Azura.
      Yeah...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post the mehrunes dagon one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd give her the muatra, if you catch my drift.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick the woman, frick the mage in front of the dragon to show dominance, then frick the dragon in front of the woman to show dominance

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon > Ugly prostitute

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get into fun elder scrolls discussion online
    >remember some cool things I had forgotten
    >maybe even learn about some neat lore or questlines
    >reinstall Skyrim
    >run around for a little bit
    >get bored
    >uninstall
    >wait a year or so and do it all over again
    Why is life like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the problem is you keep reinstalling the shittiest elder scrolls game where you do nothing but copy pasted quests in copy pasted dungeons and the actual combat gameplay is shallower than diablo click spam

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shittest elder scrolls
        But enough about Oblivion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're going in without a plan. You actually do need a goal. Because it's a game we all know about you're not playing for mystery you should be playing for immersion
      You're basically solo roleplaying. Make an interesting character who will organically bring you to the thing you want to see

      Here's a playthrough that I fricking loved and had lots of immersion
      First I wrote my milestones for completion
      >make a young scrappy Nord who came from bruma to join the stormcloaks
      >Install frostfall so the initiation mission where you need to cross iceburgs and Arctic sea to reach an island during a blizzard has a more serious challenge of winter survival
      >Installed a civil war overhaul among other things that replaces all bandit camps ruins and forts with soldiers, all the roads are patrolled 24/7 and half of Skyrim is inaccessible until you conquer it
      >Install a mod that allows you to learn shouts without a dragon soul so that your character doesn't know he's a dragonborn, didn't do the main story, just imagined he learned to shout during the war
      >Complete civil war
      >Join dark brotherhood because there's nothing left for a killer who only knows how to kill
      >The plot about the imperial secret service agents hunting the DB fuels my civil war veteran who desires nothing more than to kill them
      >stormcloak soldiers replaced solitude guards
      >All guards will attack the imperial secret service agents
      >The SC guards recognize you as a hero and will back you up
      >Complete the dark brotherhood and then do the main story learning about the dragonborn origins
      >Install the mod "returning to bruma" and imagined my character's origin was as a middle class bruma man who's visiting his parents
      >Wanted to make my own mod where this roleplay story was canon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Installed a civil war overhaul among other things that replaces all bandit camps ruins and forts with soldiers, all the roads are patrolled 24/7 and half of Skyrim is inaccessible until you conquer it
        Do you remember the mods for that? Also what do you mean by initiation mission?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When you ask to join the stormcloaks the first mission is to go past winterhold and Kill a frostwraith on an island surrounded by nothing but arctic glaciers. It's a pointless quest in the vanilla game but with frostfall survival the challenge is now surviving the cold. It's a fricking terrific quest for a level 1 Character under frostfall.

          I don't have time but it's a simple search. Look up replacement for forts and bandit camps with soldiers. Also add better roads. There was another mod that added Mysterious colossal monuments everywhere that do nothing but add much needed flavor to making the world feel more magical.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That'll be enough to work from, thanks anyway anon. I've been kind of toying with the idea of playing a modded Skyrim kind of focused around the idea of being a werewolf. Especially if there's a risk that I could transform in the middle of town instead of it just being a power I can turn on and off.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh man, I don't want to dissuade you but I've been modding Skyrim since it came out and never been able to get any of the werewolf mods to work. I've tried to do a werewolf playthrough modelled off the world of darkness table top game: werewolf the apocalypse.
              But something about werewolves really janky.

              If I could offer a suggestion from someone who's modded a while. Try to limit your Skyrim modlist to the absolute bare minimum. Don't add anything that changes NPC behavior, avoid unnecessary overhauls. Adding too many makes it unfocused and the best playthroughs I had were when I limited the modlist to a of max 50-100. Bonus point if you have a very niche playthrough and only add mods for that specific playstyle, like doing just the thieves Guild and adding only thieves overhauls.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, really? Is Vampire any better?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Idk, all I cared about was making so vampires take damage in sunlight, never been able to get it to work. Maybe you'll be successful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I guess I'll look for guides online and browse mods myself to see if I can find anything. Thanks for your help anyway anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Growl and Sacrosanct are neat. Although as another anon mentioned, you should always make separate load lists/profiles for different playthroughs to reduce conflicts and script load.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based fellow autismo. its so much easier to enjoy things when you're like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      play morrowind

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh, I judged both sides on their usefullness and Greybeards won over the LARPers both story wise and gameplay wise

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anime girl is Paarthurnax
    >Crying kids are the Greybeards

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, i hate w*men
    Love from Kazakhstan

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the right choice
    The right choice is to ignore the story because it's garbage "oh-great-chosen-nerevarine-dragonbuurn" like every other Bethesda story since maybe Daggerfall. Skyrim is 100x better if you just don't go to the homosexual monks, or by simply NOT being Dragonborn (mod it, homosexual). There's loads of content in there that's actually playable, the main story is not.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh 6 million
    Never happened, but it should have.
    Fake news. I don't care if every single nation has proof stating otherwise, I'm saying it's fake anyway because FRICK YOU that's why. That alone makes me the smartest person in this thread.

    Don't @ me, cucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rather than discounting it on ideological grounds, thereby potentially embracing falsehood out of spite, the better response is "so what" because whether it's true or not doesn't matter, which in truth is an even bigger insult

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was taken aback the first time I finished the civil war quest (for the empire) and just before Tullius executed Ulfric, Ulfric says "let the dragonborn do it". Iirc its the first and only time the game acknowledges you as the dragonborn outside of the main story quests.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No I let the wholesome big chungus lizard who's literally named Ambition-Overlord-Cruelty live so that him and his new dragon cult can have uncontested control over mortals once alduin and the last dragonborn are both gone 😀

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, me too. His name is also sick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just become an immortal vampire and now the last dragon born will always be there to keep him in check, there are probably even other ways to become immortal

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Never. Bros in souls before hoes without them.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greybeards and Paathranux
    >Their assistance is integral to the fight against Alduin
    >Ask of you to just get some dumb horn as a test
    >Start the whole adventure to begin with
    >Teach shouts without which victory would be impossible
    >Break their non-intervention policy at you request to stop the civil war while dragons are running around
    >Paathranux was integral to victory over dragons to begin with
    Meanwhile Blades and Delphine
    >Empire's intelligence agency that failed at their only job
    >One of few survivors decides to LARP instead
    >Takes a horn you were supposed to fetch instead of just calling you over like an autist
    >Has you go and kill dragons, find out that dead dragons are, indeed, being resurrected as if that's supposed to be a revelation
    >Sends you to a wild goose chase to Thalmor embassy to find their connection to dragons and where her moron friend is located
    >There was no connection
    >moron friend is in the sewers, him being so irrevelant Thalmor decided not to bother
    >Fast forward you find some wall with a prophecy
    >It gives nothing of worth really
    >Later DEMANDS that you do the recruiting drive for them
    >But not before asking you to turn on Greybeards
    >Only thing that you gain out of it is a companion of same use as every other (a mule) and where a dragon is located
    >Dragons find you anyways so why even bother?

    Yeah no, maybe Thalmor had a good thing going with killing off those morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you put it like that, it makes Delphine out like a Jason Bourne type secret asset that lived past their expiration date, and should've moved on. She's incredibly capable due to her training under the blades, but she's incapable of moving past their outdated ideology.

      Like you said, She has no argument for asking you to kill paarthunax. The game treats her as a delusional idiot who want you to betray someone you're much closer with. It would've been interesting if the quest let you challenge Delphine and she chose to fight you, you spare her and she becomes a hysterical mess. She falls off the deep end and becomes an assassin who sends the blades after you. Now you have the blades cult who hunt you down and get in your way. That'd be a really interesting faction because they oppose you for being the dragonborne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They really should have made something with the blades that you use them to go against the Thalmor, it's honestly super weird that one of the major enemy factions of the story are literally never even remotely dealth with in the story and DLCs, you kill the dragon that will eat the world but not the gay bugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moron friend is in the sewers, him being so irrevelant Thalmor decided not to bother
      This is incorrect, the moment you have him following you, Thalmor raid the sewers.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a mod that makes everyone dangerous, one that makes it so I'm not a one man army taking down bandit hideouts and forts solo and make it necessary for me to take followers. Anyone know any mod that will give me that difficulty?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Engarde
      >Genesis
      Entering a bandit fort means there's up to 40 additional enemies, each with one-shot potential against robes/light armor. Followers, conjures and shitting out aoes becomes a almost necessity to survive.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon! I bookmarked some website that I've seen anons shill a bit as well for stuff like more content and items and such so I'll have a look into that as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to do this as well and have a mod that gives me a disposable squad of stormcloaks/Imperials for the civil war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >disposable squad
        You could always use the expendable recruit option from Nether's Follower Framework, it lets you ask pretty much every non-essential NPC if they'll follow you for a fistful of gold. Or simply take them as thralls with Sacrosanct.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The correct thing to do when a woman tries to boss you around regardless of context is deliberately contradict her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget rape

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow a meaningless choice.
    you guys would love this game called Mass Effect 3, check it out.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't even look like Delphine at all

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Delphine actually looked like that, I would consider her offer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main god of the nord pantheon, contrary to popular belief isn't Shor or even Talos, but it's Kyne/Kynareth. Kyneal but vouched for Paarthurnax, even if he himself doesn't trust that he will forever remain docile thanks to his nature (he's been on the straight and narrow for thousands of years). I'll take the actions of a goddess, over the orders of some nagging nord bartender who's been hiding all her life. The Blades died with the Septim bloodline, any remnants are just impotent larpers who don't do anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plus Shor is actually just Lorkhan, who is a fricking lunatic who would say "you do you lmao"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also, Paarthurnax is guarding the throat of the world. He'll be an ally to humanity when the thalmor come for it. Whether you're a stormcloak, or imperial, it's completely brain dead to side with the "blades". Just get rid of the 2 morons and rebuild an actual blades if you want. Why are they even giving orders and ultimatums to their superior to begin with?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Kynareth considered more important then Shor or Talos?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because she actually intervenes and helps them out. Lorkhan only cares about Amaranth, and the greater picture, he doesn't give a frick about suffering and wars. Talos is busy doing other shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Lorkhan/Shor fight against Alduin or something because he bullied the Nords once? I think he kept reducing their lifespan or something

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, kill grey beards and blades. Then all dragons.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All these years I have been playing and I never looked into anything vampire related in the game, now in my first vampire playthrough I see that Khajits get fricking saber-tooths when vampires
    How the frick are the people of skyrim so moronic they don't instantly realize this is a vampire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >See humanoid cat
      >Looks a bit weirder than usual
      Why would they think it's a vampire? Khajitts aren't common In Skyrim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These are mostly nords so stupidity is expected, but there is also the fact that the only card around are giant man eating saber tooth tigers so they would probably be more weirded out to see a cat with that doesn't have big teeth that are stained with blood

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delve deeper into the lore and you'll find that even a housecat could be a khajit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if the last dragon born was a talking housecat, Miraak and Alduin would be pissed to die to that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it is I, Dragonborn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >someone added a cat to morrowind because his kids were afraid of mudcrabs so he modded in the family cat to follow the kids character around and protect them
            >an actual furry from reddit added a cat mod to skyrim where you can collect piles of cats and play dress up with them so he could make patreon money
            its like watching humanity crumble in real time

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there mods that ever makes Alchemy worthwhile? It's always something I just do occasionally when I see a table and just make a bunch of bullshit potions by randomly throwing things together.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they can both get fricked
    I'm taking them all to high rock

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God i fricking hate myself!!!
    The quest bugged out and couldnt complete until I killed him.
    No choice to spare the old guy.
    Ducking hate myself for wanting to clear the quest log like a good completionist.
    Shoudl have told that b***h to get on her fricking bike!!

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she said that she could kill me if she felt like it

    call

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Redemption exists for a reason
    >More importantly I am now going to ride this dragon into battle, you're welcome to try and outbid that by letting me ride you into battle but I don't think you have the stones for it
    Honestly if she calls my bluff then I side with her and proceed to 'tard knight piggy back her against the final boss.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's been like thousand years or something and basically everyones lost the voice he would went and took over effortlessly if he'd really wanted by this point

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Storm Call is fun to use, frick having companions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Followers are literally the only way to survive playing Legendary mode, unless you resto-enchant-loop break the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh for the love of Talos, you don't need to do the loop, just throw a health absorbing enchantment onto your weapon and max out your armor rating cap and magic resist, it's not that difficult. Just tedious

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paarthurnax is irrelevant, the problem here is this b***h thinking she can boss around the fricking dragonborn. Who the frick does she think she is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its really this.
      The complete reddit mentality of “wah wah girlboss” me so strong and powerful pls suck my dick npcs im just the best

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you sex an argonian?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With great vigor.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lmao, sure bro.

    Has anyone modded her to look like Belle Delphine?

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde hair
    i don't take orders from blondes, but i don't take orders from Wulfgaar either. usually i just stop following the MQ once i reach this choice and headcanon it as complete.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the left choice?

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As the Dragonborn I meditate on the meaning of shutting a b***h up, integrate it into my being, and shout both of them into submission and feeling stupid for wasting my time.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paarthunax doesn't offer me any more content once the main quest is completed and his dialogue is exhausted
    but killing him grants you more blades content (and dragon soul/bones, assuming you don't have enough)
    this "dilemma" is pretty one-sided and i have no emotional ties to pixels

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Siding with the blades at least gives me the autistic headcanon that after the events of Skyrim the dragonborn rebuilds the blades and they go frick up the thalmor, what are the grey beards gonna do? Sit on a mountain?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if we spoke to you in our true voice, you would die
      oh, thank fricking God. could we sail you guys to the coast of the Summerset Isle so you can scream their continent into the sea? it would save us a lot of manpower.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not really enough, the Summerset Isles have only been successfully invaded once in history, and that was because of the numidium.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I kill da evil peopel
    >I spare da good peopel
    simple as

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >belongs to a race naturally inclined to crime and evil
    >says the breton

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it takes "great effort" to not be a rampaging murderous monster then you deserve to die. I don't care that you're "good" now. Unless the dragonborn kills you, you're immortal and that's infinite time to fall back into old habits.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to replay modded skyrim but I don't want to mod skyrim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's modpacks now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the eternal curse. i have an LE install from late last year, but lately i've been wondering about trying SE for the first time. just don't know if i wanna mod it again, takes like a week to collect everything install it build bodyslide meshes install those etc etc.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i have an LE install from late last year,
        I mean I'd understand if it was an LE install from 5 years ago, but SE has been king for years now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LE is just what i'm comfortable with. but i recognize the engine limitations are hampering my enjoyment of the game, so i'm finally going to get into SE at some point.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Delphine.
    After the Ukraine shit I'm refusing I'm not listening to anyone who'd call someone else a war criminal.

    both sides go
    >that war crime we did there? no way, man. that's fake. you can't spot fake blood? haha. it's CGI, dumbass. they did it to make us look bad anyway. they do this kind of shit to their own people, imagine that.
    >did you just see that WAR CRIME they did? fricking subhuman animals, they should all be tortured, killed and have their dicks sent to their mothers!

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greybeards are gays.
    Delphine is a c**t.
    Parthanax is a bro.

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many people actually care about the lore in this game compared to just using it as a sex roleplaying game

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The more I read about Vivec the more of a chad he sounds. But I also heard some of the stories about him are false.....so which are true? Are all of them false? Or are all of them true? Or are the stories that are false only become true if you believe in it hard enough?

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see a dude using shouts, something that is exclusive to dragons and the dragonborn
    >the dragonborn is literally fate-destined to kill dragons
    >the dragonborn has slain dozens of my kin
    >yeah I'm gonna fly down there and try to fight him
    Why are dragons such morons in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >see a dude using shouts, something that is exclusive to dragons and the dragonborn
      did you miss half the game or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never should'a come 'ere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusive
      except for ulfric
      the greybeards
      and the draugr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They literally tell you in the game that Dragons will either fight you to the death or bow before your knowledge and might. It's their type of code. Dragons also have a desire to dominate, they also love fighting so yeah of course they'll test their own mettle against the Dragonborn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You dragon's sure are a contentious people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that different from Skyrim's Nords, now that I think about it.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. I NEVER listen to women.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Alduin resurrected Nafaalilargus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's mentioned in Delphine's atlas of dragons. They don't know if he's alive or dead.

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I did, bros before hoes

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that once/currently kill's humans unless they're brown needs to die simple as!

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I installed Parthuumax Dilemma like everyone else should so this shitty quest makes sense. I let the based dragon live and told Delphine to eat dick. Even if he goes evil and re-establishes the dragon cult, the dragon cult was rad and a new Nord empire could spring from it.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I simply did it because I’m Dragonborn and there can only be one top dragon. The rest have to go.

    I also enslaved and impregnated Delphine immediately after

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I let him live because I'm not taking order from a woman.

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm know there's mods to let you impregnate women, but what about one where I can make my kid a follower?

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking get it so elf-human muttification is possible and proven by the existence of bretons or not?

    and if former how the frick do you explain the fact jagar tharn being a bosmer while his ancestor being an imperial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even worse because it essentially means war is unnecessary, people should just have as many daughters as possible and outbreed the other races

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >outbreed the other races
        muh dick pls anon have mercy

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick about the Gaybeards or the Gaydes. All I care about is siding with dragons to slaughter as many people and animals as possible. Dragon pride world wide.

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s OBody

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 100 hours getting the game to work modded in vr when i used wabbajack anyway
    >get bored 10 mins in
    it never ends

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despite looking like that you can still go frick yourself, I'm still going to wipe out the Thieves Guild, kill Maven, kill that useless Dunmer girl that couldn't get revenge and keeping the Skeleton Key for myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God I fricking hated that quest line.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't do that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah. that dunmer is plot relevant so she won't die. but you can keep the skeleton key

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure there's a mod that lets you frick off the Guild and Maven but I've not tried it.

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If dragonkin are naturally inclined to evil then that includes the dragonborn.

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like nords.

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I spared him because the game's shit and I couldn't be bothered to do another fricking dragon fight lmao

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I did, Bros before Hoes

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.
    I saved big chungus.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted the bijin version
    unreal

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are the "bodyguards" sending the one they're supposed to be protecting into a possibly dangerous situation without helping them out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're lazy.

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go with the Holocaust denier. Also, I don't trust women and I'm not pussy whipped. My dragonborn is a rapist and you can't buy him with your vegana because he can get it for free

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragons exist to be slain. I'd kill it even if I didn't mod Delphine to be hot and frickable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The same can be said of all NPC's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off lizardfricker.

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always do the opposite of what the women tell you.

  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name 1 (ONE) good mod for Skyrim

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like animated armoury

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mod that reduces the charge time for charge spells to 0.1 so i can throw a barrage of fireballs as long as i boost the frick outta my mana pool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HPL.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lotd simply for the fun of roleplaying as a victorian era artifact hoarder

  137. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens when you lose HP?
    Nothing? Nothing until you hit 0 and just drop dead magically?

  138. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he taught is
    Why is everyone ESL these days? I've seen these kinds of moronic mistakes all over this place recently.

  139. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read the texts related to restoration it's pretty clear what's going on

  140. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >getting ordered around by a woman
    >a fictional western-bulldyke with a face that looks like someone set it on fire and put it out with a pitchfork
    Lol'eth

  141. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If parytheax is the ender of worlds, and letting him live ends the world, does that confirm this ending is canon+fallout takes place in the same timeline?

  142. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cool ascetic monks with strange powers
    >or woman
    Hmmmmm....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trains ulfric
      >refuses to train anyone else ever when they all know they're going to die of old age soon
      >not ensuring a constant line of greybeards that would always be there in case pantynax decides to turn evil
      todd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would have made more sense to have some kind of initiates around that were younger but I won't sweat little details.

  143. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >kill dragon
    >receive nothing but a place to store NPCs, when said NPCs all already have a set place they always go back to when you dismiss them so you can always find them.
    Who the frick kills Barthywax?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay so I felt like pissing off the Greybeards because they were annoying me more than the Blades this playthrough okay?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Esbern's okay, but what's her face with the D-name is more annoying. At least the Gaybeards don't try to manipulate you to their own ends, they just teach you and let you go on your way.

        Do they even go hostile if you kill the dragon?

  144. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright bros, installing Skyrim VR in preparation for when my replacement headset arrives.
    I had a Rift S but the cable on that shat the bed and died.
    Give me a list of mods for fricking

  145. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk, she seems like the girl you’d get with, and she’d go off and frick random redguards, and kill you if you weren’t fine with it

  146. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you must side with le heckin parthinox because uuuuh
    >b-because its our talking dragon buddy
    dragonborn is the ultimate dragon slayer. sparing the second most powerful dragon is moronic and reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not going to have a dragon buddy because having cool dragons is reddit. And I'm le heckin based edgy Gankerner who pushes away everything observably cool because I'm a contrarian and very threatened by internet teenagers who question my e-peen, a-am I rite gais?

      Look how easily controlled you are. I bet you have Warhammer 40k pics saved to your computer about how great vanilla ass humans are. How boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you have Warhammer 40k pics saved to your computer about how great vanilla ass humans are. How boring.
        could you be the one who write this article?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Being bothered by people who play RPG's as a safe, boring, vanilla human of average build is a reasonable stance. It's not nearly the same as hating people for choosing "white" as the race of their human-only character creator, if you're trying to spin this as an SJW thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Being bothered by people who play RPG's as a safe, boring, vanilla human of average build is a reasonable stance
            why you care about anyone's choices at all?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >why you care about anyone's choices at all?
              Generally, I don't. I play games as I want. But I do pity the people who boot up fantasy games and rush to click "human" if there's several options. MMO players, for example, are notorious homosexuals who can't stretch themselves even slightly, and that's why the primary difference between all races in virtually every game is "human but skin color is red/blue/green." Their patheticness impacts how everyone else can play because effort won't go into more creative races.

              If you're going to come at me and say "HOW DARE YOU JUDGE OTHER PEOPLE" maybe you should look where you are.

              >Being bothered by people who play RPG's as a safe, boring, vanilla human of average build is a reasonable stance

              Problem?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you fellow monster chad. The lack of imagination from the majority of audiences ensures actually interesting characters stay starved of development budget. It's for this reason that I will never own an Xbox, even if it ends up being the better console. No Scalebound, no buy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Being bothered by people who play RPG's as a safe, boring, vanilla human of average build is a reasonable stance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being bothered by how another person plays a single player video game is actually not reasonable at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It is reasonable, because it does eventually impact me. Why would developers put effort into other playable races if they know 99% of their playerbase won't take advantage of it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it turns out the world doesn't revolve around you. however you can make your own furry/scalie/orc/whateverthefrickyoulike game if you are ambitious enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, why don't you ask the developers of the specific game you are talking about?

                Most Fantasy and Sci-Fi RPGs still have unique races for some reason, even if what you say is true. I think it has something to do with genre staples and the fact that most developers are fans like you and me, and they enjoy putting cool shit into their games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Being bothered by people who play RPG's as a safe, boring, vanilla human of average build is a reasonable stance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a homosexual and everybody hates you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Done resetting your router yet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >multiple IPS are disagreeing with what I'm saying
                >does that mean I'm saying something moronic?
                >no, it's just one guy constantly resetting his router

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >minutes apart
                >isn't even an outrageous statement
                >but starts a string of reaction images just the same
                >one guy straight up says I'm hated by everyone like he just finished trying to prove it
                Uh huh. Or maybe you aren't as subtle as you think.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you should take your meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same guy, I actually don't even know how to reset my router
                Also, yes, it is an outrageous statement, that's why you got so many replies calling you moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"Vanilla humans are boring and these people lack imagination"
                >"REEEEEEEEEEE"
                If they're actually different people, they're all homosexuals who got called out then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is reeing but you, because you said you get bothered by how other people you will never meet do something that will never affect you or anyone you know in any way and people laughed at you for that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you said you get bothered by how other people you will never meet do something
                Truly behavior never witnessed before on Ganker.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not unique, but it is worth ridicule.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should have a nice day furhomosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >calling a dipshit out on his dipshittery means you're angry
                >if multiple people are calling you out, that means they're all wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >multiple IP's disagreeing means you are wrong
                Quantity has always determined who is right, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, but it can be an indicator that your opinions are off-base. Just think of it that way, pal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And how many people are weighing in in this thread? 3? 5? Truly we can use this to determine who was right. There couldn't be 5 people with bad opinions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damn bro, you gave up early. Oh well. "Seethe" I guess.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he only responds to posts that are easy to respond to
                So you've already realized that you are indeed coping, good.
                Now is the part where you say you were just pretending to be moronic the whole time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I stand by what I said. I wasn't trolling just because you and a couple other anons got butt-bothered crying "NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME HOW I PLAY GAMES BOO HOO"
                Imagine playing that card on Ganker. Incredible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, see you completely misunderstand. No one is upset by you judging them. No one else even considers what you or anyone else thinks or does when they go to play a single player video game with themselves.
                You are the only anxious loser who is troubled by that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why you replied, right? Way to not care, cool guy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You said something moronic. I responded. This is the nature of communication.
                Right now, your fumbling in the dark to protect your fragile ego is entertaining, so here I stay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"N-nobody cares! Hear me? Nobody! NOBODY CARES! I await your reply."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I admit it. You're right. People in this thread are just really upset that you, specifically, disprove of the way they play video games alone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you, specifically
                Oops, you slipped up by trying to guide the conversation. The truth is just to the side of that point you attempted. You know, that one I never made. They are insecure that others, maybe plural, judge them. And are trying to take it out on the first voice they hear that spoke out about it. I don't need to be the only person judging them because they(you) are bothered someone out there does. Try to beat my voice down then. Surely that's the win you needed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I told you man, you were right. Everybody here is really insecure about seeing people disagree with them on the internet. That's why I keep responding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, OK, we've slipped into passive-aggressive mode. I didn't realize you were dedicated to that route. I can play that game too. Nevermind this whole thread is full of people calling each other homosexuals for killing or not killing Parthunax. Truly I'm the only person passing judgement on the way people are playing a single player game. Man, I don't know how I can be so shallow in a sea of people doing the same thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People are discussing the reasons to and not to kill Paarthurnax.
                For some reason, you seem to see simple discussion of the merits on the issue as people being angry about each other's choices.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My original post in this thread was replying to some frick who called siding with Parthunax as "reddit." That's it. What a deep discussion. Apologies for lowering the level of public discourse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whoops, sorry.

                I never said it was a deep conversation, but that is still an accurate description of it.
                I'm willing to bet that even you aren't actually as mad as you may appear through your posts. Do you really think that everyone responding is actually getting buttflustered about opinions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then you started having a psychosis about humans, or the other anon did
                there is barely any HFY content around so i honestly don't understand why people even mention it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HFY?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Humanity Frick Yeah"
                It's a stupid name for stories where humanity is a seemingly insurmountable force in the universe of the setting.
                Sort of like how humans spread so far across the galaxy with advanced technology in 40k, but not really. It tends to be more hopeful and gay than that. I guess more like Star Trek, in that sense.
                Alternatively, sometimes it depicts humans being the REAL monsters of the setting, like they're a savage, all-consuming, warlike and powerful race compared to the others in the setting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never said it was a deep conversation, but that is still an accurate description of it.
                I'm willing to bet that even you aren't actually as mad as you may appear through your posts. Do you really think that everyone responding is actually getting buttflustered about opinions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess he really was mad. Huh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone's stupid but me
                We're done here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone agrees with me because 5 people did
                Damn, I guess so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, common sense does though, and common sense says you are being moronic, which leads to multiple people (with different routers) calling you out for your outrageous statement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >minutes apart
                >isn't even an outrageous statement
                >but starts a string of reaction images just the same
                >one guy straight up says I'm hated by everyone like he just finished trying to prove it
                Uh huh. Or maybe you aren't as subtle as you think.

                Typical homosexual behaviour.

                kys

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll let you in on a secret: your character isn't more interesting because you picked some moronic furry shit or half demon. If anything people like you need to play an average human the most, so you can learn how to make a run-of-the-mill character compelling before trying to handle eccentricities and freakshit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If only there were games out there that let me play as a human, as the only option. It's too bad though. Nothing like that. Oh well, time to play an RPG with a diverse array of races and pick Human again.

  147. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what makes you think makes a race traitor like parthuunax good?
    >he was le ebil now good
    he wasn't evil he was just a dragon and he betrayed his brother. for what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did he betray his brother?
      Or did Alduin's father betray him and Paarthurnax was simply forced to go along with the plans of Akastosh?
      Never mind Miraak pissing in everyone's cereal...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Akatosh is the embodiment of time. He doesn't "force" anything to happen, it just happens that way because that's the nature of reality on Mundus.

  148. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i headcanon'd away the entire interaction and used console commands to skip this unnecessary event flag.

  149. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually stopped playing around this point. I never chose. I never chose Imperials/Stormcloaks either.

  150. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nord frens are we acceptable?
    t. Breton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you willing to sell me your own mother for the right price?

  151. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Werewolf > Vampire
    Leechgays need not respond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly of all the things they kept vampires and werewolves were the worst part of morrowind. And yeah I know, they only added werewolves because wolfaboos and the absolute hot-topic wearing dregs of the fantasy community whined at them but still so much for a "unique" setting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both will be put to sword, and so will you.

  152. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any mods that make dragon fighting fun instead of a chore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try wards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wards?

  153. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This metaphor makes more sense when you think of Paarthurnax as white people.
    >You HAVE to kill the white people because they did bad things in the past.
    >Who cares if they're not doing bad things NOW, they did generations ago so they must be exterminated!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are obsessed with race you schizo

  154. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That didn't happen, and they had it coming (most of them were probably elves).

  155. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go through RPG only killing folks that are actively trying to kill me
    >important NPC gives me an ultimatum to kill another important NPC, or become their enemy
    The one issuing the ultimatum dies every time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Essential npc :^)

  156. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that you are playing it wrong if you think what you would do instead of what would this character do when you make multiple playthroughs

  157. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do people let serial killers go if they apologize? Paarthurnax must be brought to justice for his crimes, anyone who spares him is condoning evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Justice is a meme if you are not doing it to help victims.
      Justice for the sake of justice isn't very justice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They also seem to forget Paarthurnax was the one that helped them rebel in the first place

  158. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i did the right choice
    i went to play a better game instead of the elder trash 5 - skucks

  159. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be mix of divine entities
    >some ugly b***h tries to tell me what to do

    Lol nope.

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