Skyrim belongs to the Dunmer

Skyrim belongs to the Dunmer

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    elder scrolls would be much better if the ingame models were that cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. The Elder Scrolls does have soulful fantasy aesthetics and imagery, but as a whole the franchise is so frickugly and unappealing. Oblivion and ESO are among the ugliest games of all time.

      Why can't we have a TES with both soul and appeal, something that looks like Final Fatasy Tactics or Vagrant Story for example...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The ugly alien looking elves are kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >coombros want that perfect anime waifu look
      >when the bogged aesthetics, haughty attitudes and genocidal tendencies elevate them beyond the usual elf race template
      Makes for a neat contrast between those looking to crash reality with no survivors vs the others who are quite content larping as farmers and shopkeepers for a few thousand years among the races of men and beast.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    built for big breton wiener

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up cuck.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind is like the India or Middle-East of TES. Dunmer women are bawds. Notice how all the Dunmer men keep them slapped in hijabs and shit in Vvardenfel, but then you see them just one game earlier in High Rock and they're all walking around half naked (some topless) and craving for the BB(reton)C.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn he's right. Those Dunmeri women are insatiable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And for anyone who says "that's Daggerfall unity that doesn't count" here is the original.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's not the original you sack of shit
          But yes, Daggerfall does stereotype Dunmer women as bawds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure that's not actually the original, as I think they were brown before Morrowind. The sprite is the same, but I think they pallet swapped it in later releases to make them consistent with the modern lore.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, they were grey. Very early TES was just adapted from a DND campaign, so the Dunmer were just Drow stand-ins.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Player Dunmer were always gray but npc dark elves were indeed brown in Daggerfall

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick, I was gonna call bullshit but you're right. Both Barenziah and Azura are brown skinned. What were they thinking? Did they forget they were dunmer? Why make the player dunmer grey but the NPC dunmer brown?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It was an acknowledged error. They fixed it later.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Probably some major miscommunication

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would snort moon sugar off her feet

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And for anyone who says "that's Daggerfall unity that doesn't count" here is the original.

        >oh yeah this arts looking great, almost finished with it
        >frick, ran out of room, eh noone will notice if I give it midget legs below the knees, they've got breasts to distract them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          t. never played daggerfall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn he's right. Those Dunmeri women are insatiable.

      And for anyone who says "that's Daggerfall unity that doesn't count" here is the original.

      an abundance of naked and half-naked ladies is one of the key defining traits of the arena-daggerfall-battlespire era of TES, trying to assign any lore/worldbuilding value to it is pretty moronic since It's an entirely stylistic thing, unless you're ready to also believe that breton priestesses are all hot bawds in skimpy outfits in lore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >unless you're ready to also believe that breton priestesses are all hot bawds in skimpy outfits in lore

        Yes, I'm ready to believe that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Daggerfall has a joke book specifically calling Dunmer women bawds
        https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Jokes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What is the thinnest book in the world?
          >"Redguard Heroes of the War of Betony."

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I know, I didn't mention It since It's entirely irrelevant to this conversation, which is specifically about outfits worn by NPCs in Daggerfall

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"why would you tell us about the gold in your boot?"
          >because i needed the space in my pockets for mead
          >"but there is no mead in your pockets!"
          >not anymore

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"Why does our Castle Daggerfall remind you of sex?"
          >The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does."
          lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Argonian joke doesn't even make sense now that the lizards have wacky native american word names instead of the (seemingly) roman ones from the first two games

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man.

          >When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."

          Dunmer bros, our response?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            "Fair enough, case dismissed"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He's not wrong

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is the more realistic option. You have no way of knowing how learned the man is about your relationship, or if one exists on his side. Killing your former lover comparatively has a 100% chance of removing a cheating b***h from the world.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"This orchard has sentimental value to me," said Mojhad, the Khajiit, to his friend, Hasillid. "Under that tree, for example, is where I first made love. And that tree, is where her mother stood, watching us."
          >"She watched you while you made love to her daughter?" said Hasillid, clearly impressed. "Didn't she say anything?"
          >"Meow."

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >when daughter is Cathay or Cathay-Raht and mother is just Alfiq

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >stay overnight at gf's house, smash that puss (literally), go sleepmode after
              >her cat wakes me up, sniffing my crotch and playing with my dick
              >khajiit owning a cat, is that racism? idk im too tired for this shit
              >weird fricking cat, get out of here you rascal haha
              later
              >chilling with the gf on her sofa when her cat climbs up onto the chair next to us
              >"hey babe did i ever introduce you to my mom?"
              >

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >An elderly Breton met with a contemporary of his at a guild meeting. "Harryston, old man, I wanted to express my sympathy. I hear that you buried your wife last week."

          >"Had to, old boy," replied Harryston. "Dead, you know."
          Sensible chuckle.webm

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t get it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal?
          >A dead Wood Elf.
          Bosmer on the watch

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dagerfall rumor talk with NPCs will reveal that Dibella temples are hosting orgies. Which makes sense since it's a goddess about fricking and her priestess are naked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >BB(reton)C.
      How are posts like these even a thing when bretons are literally the cuck rapebaby race?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbmer women belong to the Nords.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kat/lizard > all others

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >squat in squalor giving nothing of worth back to your host undergoing the duress of war
    >"wtf dey rayciss"
    stormcloaks did nothing wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Stormcloaks could have been a cool soft alliance between Nords and Dunmer
      >NOOOO THE DUNMER HAVE TO BE buttholeS BECAUSE..... THEY JUST HAVE TO OKAY?
      The only conclusion is that Bethesda writers are fricking morons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        dunmer have always been buttholes, moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim as a whole was written incredibly poorly. Not only was the "civil war" not a civil war in any dictionary since the invention of the dictionary, they had the blueprints for Morrowind to recreate the faction system and they chose not to do it.
      What was so difficult to make the College of Winterhold the rival to the Imperial Mages' Guild? Morrowind had you choose the MG and Telvanni.

      Dagerfall rumor talk with NPCs will reveal that Dibella temples are hosting orgies. Which makes sense since it's a goddess about fricking and her priestess are naked.

      Giving the Imperial Cult some Catholic aesthetics was a horrible but predictable move.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    utterly based alliance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People shit on this particular alliance a lot for being nonsensical (they're right), but the fact that Argonians are part of the conflict at all is already a pretty big lore mistake, the ultimate testament that the devs did not care about internal consistency and worldbuilding, Argonians in the second era were supposed to be basically on the same tier of geopolitical relevance as goblins, they didn't even have their on entry in the pocket guide to the empire, just got lumped together with shit like maormer and sloads, why the frick would anyone in Tamriel treat them as diplomatic equals and why would any of them be taking part in a world war for Cyrodiil

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        legitimately would've made more since if black marsh had been under the control of the tribunal and they were also hiring a bunch of orc mercenaries to explain why they're the third race.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >beats-his-missus
      My sides

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Beats-His-Missus
      Based lizardman naming conventions

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    and Dunmer women belong to human men.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no Desi dunmer gf

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which way Imperial man?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every single of them (at the same time) as Talos intended

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a harem of 17 elves, I hope one of them knows how to make stamina potions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she mogs the others so hard it's not even fair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every single one of them (in a body bag) as Pelinal intended

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bosmer wife

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >request that the wife takes your remains and makes them into a particularity spicy chilly
          >so you can tear that ass up one more time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bosmer women are canonically beautiful, but they're mogged hard here by virtually every other mer.

      2nd dunmer is also my wife.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to eat my ash yams n'wahs frick off

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >come home from a long day of being Norweigan
    >frick my Dunmer wife and eat the ash yams she made for me
    I fantasize about this more than I would like to admit

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was Berenzhia hot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Tiber Septim thought she was hot enough to frick, that's gotta count for something.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The last dragonborn is a Breton btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then why does he start as a nord in the character creation?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >implying those imperialized N'Wahs could take over the imperialized Snowbacks
    They're just another mongrel dog of the Empire.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the empire's presence and their hlaalu pets never recovered after the red year

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Vivec.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THERE SHE IS GUARD
    THAT FILTHY N'WAH STINKIN UP THIS FINE NORDIC SKYRIM

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to your volcano homosexuals. Falmer are the mer of skyrim, not you darkeys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Falmer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      those dwemer wienersleeves should come out of their caves and wipe out the nords

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get gud at Morrowind? The movement speed and some black guy in a cave filtered me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Character creation matters. You aren't good at everything, and a true "omnibuild" isn't possible until you're rich enough to pay for training. Commit to a single thing and do that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can cheese training by using spell making to make a spell to drain the skill you want trained by 100 for a second, cast said spell then go to a trainer and he'll train you for a single septim

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >how to kill all interest in the game after spending 4 hours maxing out all your characters stats

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          console command and skip the hassle at that point. you already commited to breaking the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      go unarmored skill for defence and don't wear any armor, carry weight affect movement speed big time. keep an eye on your stamina during fights, the lower it gets the more youll miss and the more likelly you'll be to get knocked down

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >manage your fatigue bar
      >synergize your major skills with your racial bonuses
      >look up where to get the meme boots if the move speed is too agonizing for you
      Protip: if you're starting dunmer, major short blade and buy a demon tanto in balmora

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >buy a demon tanto in balmora
        >buy
        total khajiit death

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ra'virr is a bro, he fences my skooma

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get the boots of blinding speed, make a 1-2 seconds resist magicka spell, and train spear until you have max stamina as soon as possible.
      Go to Wolverine Hall to (ab)use alchemy until you're rich. Look up how to turn any trainer into a master trainer.
      t. new player
      PS: I liked the grind. Getting filtered until you git gud is the journey.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can cheese training by using spell making to make a spell to drain the skill you want trained by 100 for a second, cast said spell then go to a trainer and he'll train you for a single septim

        These posts reek of "I looked up exploits on the wiki so I could quickly suffer through the game to have enough gaymer cred to spam dagoth ur memes on Ganker"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In my defense I played the game multiple times with nothing but the boots and no mods.
          t. new player

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He did specifically ask how to get good.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Turning all of your stats up to 100 is not getting good

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The only way to "git gud" at Morrowind is obtaining vast quantities of esoteric knowledge of NPCs, items, systems and places. Combat does not involve much of any skill on the player's part beyond pressing W and S at the correct times to avoid being hit almost ever (or just S if you're a mage). Breaking the game is part of this skillset.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it literally is, moron. stats affect everything, the only other way to 'get gud' is to buy overpowered items. No matter how skilled you think you are at the game, you're still not gonna be able to beat it if all your stats are stuck at level 1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just press T and rest you gay. 99% of filtered tards can't wrap their heads around this simple tip.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to have athletics as your minor skill. Train alchemy in balmora - you can just buy cheap ingredients from a guy in temple and make more potions than a whole legion can use in the year. Make some money, go to argonian guy in Balmora to train up athletics (Cosades mentions him as one of the trainers and you have higher disposition with that scaly).
      You dont need to do anywhere else - Balmora has you covered. Maybe pay a visit to Caldera for a "free" alchemy tool set.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Some tombs and caves allow for respawning entities once disposed. You can train your combat skills at the kwama egg cavern by balmora, and if you find a tomb that spawns daedra, kill them for daedra hearts, you'll be strong enough and you'll have a decent chunk of change. Oh yeah, make sure when hunting daedra that you don't dispose any undead, since re-entering spawns bonewalkers, which drain your strength and endurance. The lesser bonewalkers only do it temporarily, but the greater bonewalkers drain it permanently until restored.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw CoDA made Scene-Girl Dunmer canon

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cute!

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >s'wits in this thread don't know how to use "n'wah"

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    making a skribbl thread soon will probs be a disaster but jig is popular here
    TES words edition
    https://skribbl.io/?9NCGVJP0

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim belongs to the Imperials, actually. All you snowc**ts need to learn to bow to your masters.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If skyrim belongs to the imperials then why is it so easy to simply smash their skulls? Checkmate southrons

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She is lonely and needs a lover. Deprovation drove her to strange ...preferences.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did noldorgay finally kill himself? I haven't seen him in any elf threads lately.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God willing. Perhaps this website may know peace for a time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no Thalmor mommy gf to betray my race with and demean me in the bedroom

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Post the edit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This one?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The one with the bodypaint

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Osex or Sexlab?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >posting a tiny shitty sample

      As expected of a SHITzura worshipper. Almalexia KNOWS.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More like Dungmer.

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