Slaanesh

Is there any way the 40k Galaxy could defeat him /tg/?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only know character strong enough to beat Chaos in Nagash, so no 41,5k can't win

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any one in any setting except Warhammer, since Slaanesh would instantly die.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop masturbating, it's literally that simple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you overindulged in not fapping? Wouldn’t that empower Slaanesh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What if you overindulged in not fapping?
        How do you overindulge in NOT doing something?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have you seen those guys who talk about no fap on reddit?
          those fuckers take pleasure on being nofappers
          like, waaaay to much pleasure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Given it's NNN that question gets easily answered.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because chaos in 40k is a dumb concept that steals from all the other god-entities that normally exist in fantasy. So much so that GW had to invent shit like Star Gods and the Hivemind to compete with them because killing off the eldar gods and making gork/mork irrelevant to the setting didn't work out so well.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He got his ass beat really hard already in AoS. All you need really is holy gods to oppose a chaos for for them to get a run for their money.Two good elven gods easily tricked him, beat his ass, tied him up, and tore out all the elf souls he’d eaten. He only escaped because of luck basically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would Cegorach and Ynnead go about doing something similar?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slaanesh is apparently a total idiot so they could probably do the exact same plan. All they really had to do in AoS was lure him into a place where he thought they wouldn’t have power and then they beat him up and chained him to a rock lol.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    but only if management decides they want to squat slaanesh again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This wasn't even worth being a comment in the general and you made it a thread.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does edging empower or depower Slaanesh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      empower

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever seen how a gooner behaves?? Slaanesh loves that shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dick could stop her if you know what I mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That lack of all sensation, novelty, and experience really puts her out of her element.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has a dick and it is bigger than any human's. I don't think you'll be the one doing the fixing...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She has a dick and it is bigger than any human's. I don't think you'll be the one doing the fixing...
        Small minded fool!
        Slaanesh had genitalia you can't even begin to imagine!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Evil! Vile! Back to the Warp with you!
          >>>/d/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trust the plan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eldrad has been failing for 10k+ years with every ''trust me bro (TM)''

      every ''success'' of his is either picking up the pieces of something he broke, or some reaction that staves off disaster but kicks the can down the road. he hasn't done anything to ''win'' since 30k

      orks, chaos, nids and tau have been the ones doing all the winning i.e. amassing larger armies and taking worlds from the Imperium

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With hand holding.
    Not even Slaanesh can handle such depravity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >With hand holding.
      >Not even Slaanesh can handle such depravity.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slaanesh is a he, she, and it all at the same time and also not at the same time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Slaanesh is a he, she, and it all at the same time and also not at the same time

      He's literally just a "he", like every Chaos God. Him and Nurgle even use male gendered titles just to make it even mire obvious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could it be a coincidence that you brought up Nurgle with those 7s?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nurgle quads confirm.

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