Slay the Princess

What's your favorite Princess? Yours is Razor.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish Adversary
    Wow so this is just the dev's barely disguised guro fetish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well of course. The artist is a woman.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why there are so many girl gurofags? Or it's just males being basic bitches?
        t. gurofag male

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Women are just more likely to be into freaky m shit than men are likely to be into freaky s shit.
          Men are the primary lovers of vanilla lovey dovey romance. Women want someone to beat the shit out of them and call them a slut.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know but why.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Slut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finnish Adversary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fury is PEEPEE POOPOO.

      which princess is Joker's death scene in Dark Knight Returns most applicable to

      Gray

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw you give prisoner the blade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't lose your head over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think thats bad? Go beast route

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know, it's based isn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This game has a fuck ton of fetishes in it you get used to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just try reading it with a femdom fetish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its not really that tho is it? That would be the tower. Adversary isnt dominating you. You are equals

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Youre both doms trying to be on top

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. Kinda sick actually

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's mating press or get mating pressed out there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your thinking of the beast route.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife likes handholding. She's a freak...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which princess is Joker's death scene in Dark Knight Returns most applicable to

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played the game.
    Won't play the game.
    But I'm here to say that I want to pet Witch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 she put razorblades in her hair to cut you while petting

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I meet princesses irl

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dicky princess when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is dicky?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Urban dictionary put it best...
        *ahem*
        "an underage girl's vagina"

        I don't know the etymological origin of the word, my guess it that it sounds like a "cute" version of the word "cunt". But it could've come from anywhere as far as I know.
        But yeah, that's what it means.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Y'know I've known what dicky meant for a while and I've mostly browsed /a/ so I've been exposed to it a lot, and for some reason I never thought to think just where the hell the term came from.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a Ganker meme
            Thats as much as I know about it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cute + funny
            Also it's obnoxious and childish so it got spammed a lot as a shitpost for a while.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not just for underage girls I don't think. I remember playing KCD and I think one of the housewives that are trying to summon satan says dicky

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In the strictest sense, dicky is just a childish way of referring to a vagina.
            In regards to internet jargon, especially here? It is universally used for e-boi characters, specifically because of the childish connotation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's bong slang that got appropriated by Ganker, referring to e-boi pussy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the strictest sense, dicky is just a childish way of referring to a vagina.
          In regards to internet jargon, especially here? It is universally used for e-boi characters, specifically because of the childish connotation.

          it means cute and funny why are you salivating so hard at the idea of real people abusing real children?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Drawings aren't real.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cute and funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty sure that came after dicky

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y'know I've known what dicky meant for a while and I've mostly browsed /a/ so I've been exposed to it a lot, and for some reason I never thought to think just where the hell the term came from.

        It's an old anglo-saxon world for vagina. Cunt is actually the derivative of dicky, pretty much used for the exact same purpose it is now though it didn't use to be considered so vulgar (far as we can tell). The popular origin idea that dicky originated from a play on the word bunny only holds merit if you believe it evolved from the retarded working class English tradition of making new words by rhyming the intended word to another and applying new meaning ("you telling porky pies?" = telling lies, porky pies becomes lies). Otherwise we have no clue how it came up.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna wonder how this artist is gonna draw her mating pressed…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WOAH MAMA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you anon! Your contributions to the princess are excellent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEXXXXXXX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off-model hairless witch
      Show me the real Witch.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sell me on this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you want an eldritch shape-shifting princess wife who will actually just kill you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice love story that's cloaked in horror and cosmic-scale narrative. Gets a little philosophical near the end. Don't go in with "meta" in mind. You don't need to use different save files and everything is in-universe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dang that sounds sweet, but the "Slay the Princess" title/memes I see ruin it. This type of plot works better as natural development, and not the marketing pitch of the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, if you go in guns blazing and do as the title says the game ends in like 2 minutes. The fun rests in the mystery of it all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs would rather you pirate it than watching someone play it on youtube. It's worth the experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice love story that's cloaked in horror and cosmic-scale narrative. Gets a little philosophical near the end. Don't go in with "meta" in mind. You don't need to use different save files and everything is in-universe.

      Also, if you're iffy on pricing, the devs would rather you pirate the game over watching someone else play it. They're ok with you pirating the game and buying it after if you enjoyed the experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can see her feet a lot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know that retarded movie where a guy finds a box that gives him money if he pushes a button, but somebody random in the world dies? It's like that, except the guy is in the box with his waifu, the money is a state of gnosis, and instead of somebody, it's trillions

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats true love

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, here’s another Princess by https://skeb.jp/@nameko_hachikou/works/208 in case someone wants to share on the discord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are japanese discovering the Princess
      can't fucking wait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adversary. Easy. I like to be on equal ground with someone. And i do MMA so i like fighting. Shes perfect.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vore princess, devs were based for that scene

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This music video hits hard. I've listened to it about 10 times in the past 24 hours. It's sung by the CEO of Patreon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always thought the animation was great, but the song's started to grow in me over time too. Still think it's unnecessarily discordant at the end, but it does a great job at conveying a fever dream.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always imagined Skeptic as someone who's done with life's bullshit. Not an owl, maybe a magpie since crows are already taken.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Skeptic is a penguin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not even 10k views
      Dead game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Half of those are me watching it on repeat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good, fuck normalfags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        filter out the garbage

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't talk about the game with an ad.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got the idea of a princess among us dumpy gif but I’m not artistic enough to make one…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do your best, anon.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape correction is required

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the bird or the goddess

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they put the >:3 princess in the Witch background
    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REEEE WHY IS NOBODY POSTING ON THE MARKET, I WANT TO BUY THE :3 EMOTE BUT THERE'S 0 LISTINGS FOR ANYTHING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't you just buy the emotes through the point shop?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just buy it in the points shop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon...it's just 100 steam points. You get them if when you buy the game too...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just post something really retarded on the Steam General forum and farm clown points. Seethe about Starfield not getting nominated for example.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CAN'T I GET THE TRADI G CARDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get those trading cards anyway?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post porn and memes of princesses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Peep Game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised there's been no easter princess april fools crossover art with this game yet

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very reddit tier story
    pure cringe

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady

    https://streamable.com/zo978q

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes look like

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he fucks Princess women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Birbs have no penis.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shill campaign general by a literal tranny enters its 20th day
    V is dead, piss on its coprse

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone let the princess out

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tower. I just like giant women

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if burd and princess are just one entity separated into two doesn't that mean burd is a girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bird isn't even a bird, if you wanna go there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assigning concepts such as sex and gender to literal gods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah: duality means they reach take the opposite of the other, so if SM's female LQ's male

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't we technically be a nontraditional hermaphrodite split into a nonmasc jurph+ and hyperfem tensi- that's self-pan polyamorous with queertear inflection due to our splintered selfs in one another?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The voices in his head are all dudes.
      Fuck off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every voice has a penis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ill do you one better, does that make Princess BIRD GIRL!?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL walk down the path in the woods
    You WILL enter the cabin
    You WILL pick the pristine blade
    You WILL go down stairs
    You WILL slay the princess
    And you WILL be happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The narrator being so hateful and spiteful to you while kissing her was just amazing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Narrator repeating this while frowning sulkily;

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always confuse this movie with The Fall. If you havent seen The Fall, you must. The framework is similar to this game, and it's just a fucking beautiful movie. It has this hallowed aesthetic to it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film four stars out of four and wrote, "You might want to see [it] for no other reason than because it exists. There will never be another like it."
              I have sometimes shilled this movie on Ganker and I will never stop, it's too good to be forgotten

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film four stars out of four and wrote, "You might want to see [it] for no other reason than because it exists. There will never be another like it."
              I have sometimes shilled this movie on Ganker and I will never stop, it's too good to be forgotten

              Fuck it, you've convinced me to give it a shot.
              Here's hoping it's good, if it isn't I'm going to talk about how the movie you really like is gay to anyone that might possibly go watch it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you shit on it I will have won, id' rather it get more attention in any way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Narrator seething is generally entertaining

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't be the only one who noticed how his tone of voice is noticeably closer to how he speaks in the mirror scene during this part

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Narrator seething is generally entertaining

              the narrator totally dropped the mask during the wilds, had it not been for shifty youd have unironically escaped from his construct.
              Damn i love this game and the crow. Especially the crow, love me some characters we dont know shit about that spout shit we dont understand but we know are extremly important only to get it all explained in the end. Also love it how he becomes more and more hateful, while his last dialogue line in the wilds is also that of desperation and him begging us not to leave

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine him describing a sex scene.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Voice of the Hero: Come on now, you gotta do your job

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even hate the crow, he's just too funny when he's seething so I make sure that I do it at every opportunity.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, Narrator, at least there could've been TV or even a chair, the fuck am I to do in a cabin for eternity?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Narrator genuinely doesn't understand how somebody could find fault with just existing forever in an empty void. It beats dying, doesn't it? Why aren't you happy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fuck am I do in an emptiness of nothing, I only got Hero so schizophrenia isn't an option, he really didn't think this through which I guess makes sense since he is an echo and probably can barely think independently if at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does he ever say that? He's just trying to convince you so that the princess stays dead/trapped and his world stays unfucked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's his whole Modus Operandi. He literally sacrifices himself to try and rid his world of death. And he offers the same to the Slayer, just without all the other people

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He does in the 'good' ending yeah. Man just doesn't understand

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every time the protagonist approaches the Cabin the Princess hears this slowly rising in from the distance

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was 4coon down for like 5 hours or did I black out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was indeed down.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More for like 8

        >Voice of the Defeated: I was free but for a brief moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More for like 8

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kiss her

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a dumb, self-destructive gremlin wife? My life is incomplete without one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a con and hit on cosplayers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        New meta?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      I would go in for the cheek pet, scratches are a bonus

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AO3 registration has a waiting list now apparently
    Cool, guess that fic idea I had for a route where Adversary/Needle becomes Thorn-adjacent and aggressively makes out with you is gonna have to wait until fucking 2024
    Well I guess I might as well query you guys on if the names I had in mind sound good
    >Chapter IV: The Tremor
    >Chapter V: The Bent Sword

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >makes out
      Beak?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She sucks your beak and tongues into it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thorn-adjacent in what sense, can you elaborate?
      Didn't quite get it from your description.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the "I regret murking you, now I'm sad" sense

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      V name sucks, IMO
      Dull Edge, Broken Sword/Blade (bent seems wierd)
      Personal favorite:Eye of the Storm because similiar to chapter 3 name haha
      Wanted to come up with four, but couldn't think of anything better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wanted to come up with four, but couldn't think of anything better
        The route I had in mind for it was trying to take Needle head on and managing to put up a bit of a fight before she obliterates you (resulting in getting Broken) so maybe that can jog your noggin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hm. Nah, doesn't really change my suggestions. Harder to come up with a metaphor for weakening resolve than it is for dulling weapons, I say.
          Good luck, writehomosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Worn?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The shattered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wait until fucking 2024
      Surely the waiting list isn't that long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm joking, it's actually only like 2 days before 2024

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She touched my heart <3 UwU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was inside of you 😉

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >first thought is that I don't want to get up yet and I want to go back to sleep
    >second thought is that for forty days and forty night I waited for a girl like her to come and save my life
    She was only just a dream 🙁

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :>

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I click on this gif every time, and it pisses me off everytime.
      This just makes me want to guilt-trip her even harder.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the option to bring cheated along on all the routes so he can complain about all the bullshit moments

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? Why was Ganker down for 8 hours?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone killed Shifty, so no new posts could be made, but in return no posts could 404

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game wasn't that fun.
    I went in and immediately decided to leave the path and then some stuff happened and I ended up in some not-real realm where some fractured lady told me I needed to gather a bunch of pieces of her.
    So I did that, went through like 4 or 5 loops, killing/being killed by the princess and then at the end it turns out I was an elder god and I slew the other elder god I was collecting princess fragments for, and then I broke through space time.

    Then it said all the voices in my head ganged up on my for being mean to them? But I like never was. At the end mirror option I just proceeded, I didn't even click the upper two dialogues (taunt vs reassure).
    So then the game ended.
    Took me...not very long.

    Was that is? Is the only thing left to replay it and pick sappy romance options or something? Because I'm not into that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I slew the other elder god I was collecting princess fragments for
      You're such a homosexual. Do you realize what you've done?! You've condemned the entire universe to eternal stasis and stagnation!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, that's it. It was just a love story, and you didn't enjoy it.
      You not being nice to your voices at the end of a loop is pretty mean. They were pretty scared at the mirror, you know.
      But yeah, if you didn't like your first playthrough, time you moved on. Have a nice dawn, anon, hope you'll find some other more interesting game to play.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care for ""love stories"". What is love from some pixels that a million other people have read? There's no love there and its not interesting.
        But thanks for confirming that then. I didn't do anything *mean* to the voices. I told you, I just selected the "yeah I'm moving on" choice, NOT the above two. So no idea what that was about.

        >I slew the other elder god I was collecting princess fragments for
        You're such a homosexual. Do you realize what you've done?! You've condemned the entire universe to eternal stasis and stagnation!

        meh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Skim a story
      >Get to the end confused
      >wtf why am I confused?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't skim it, I read all throughout it. I won't deny I read extremely fast but that's just part and parcel. I had to turn the voices off because it was annoying reading the text blurb and then the voice is dragging 75% behind.
        I wasn't confused, I get the whole gist of it, etc, but I was wondering if there was more or if it was just boring stuff.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you read a love story and get annoyed by it being a love story?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't tell me it was a love story. I just torrented the GOG version.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Didn't tell me it was a love story
              idiot

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the gog version still has the "this is a love story" preface.

                [...]
                You sound like a ADHD homosexual.

                I don't have ADD. The game just wasn't very fun. I don't care about "romance".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                work on your pilpul

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's still a lot of non-romance routes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I thought it was the main focus, fighting an eldritch monster.

                There's still a lot of non-romance routes

                I think I played them all. I just figured there'd be more. Like, yeah, "you're a cosmic entity that's crazy" felt like the red herring and I thought there'd be something deeper.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why the fuck did you play a game thats explicately a love story?? Thats like me not liking action movies and complaining i didnt like john wick

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the gog version still has the "this is a love story" preface.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore him. He's trolling.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't tell me it was a love story. I just torrented the GOG version.

          You sound like a ADHD homosexual.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitty meme game

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
    HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
    HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
    HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
    HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me about Nightmare.
      Why does she wear the mask?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We all wear masks around others in order to cover the intensity of our souls. When you take off your mask, you make yourself vulnerable and risk being hurt or hurting others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >When you take off your mask, you make yourself vulnerable and risk being hurt or hurting others.
          That explains the hallucinations.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hedgehog's dilemma is the most pseud shit there is. Hedgehogs don't cuddle together when they're cold, they're loners. The skin on their back is also incredibly thick and another hedgehog's quills are unlikely to even reach it through their own quills.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being so stupid a simple analogy goes over your head because you're busy being a pedant.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Voice of the Retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LQ looks so scared.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how you guys are still bothering to engage with him even though he showed up at the exact same time as multiple other new IPs all saying something negative about the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ADHD-kun is probably legit. Not everyone who dislikes the game is a shitposter: romance isn't a genre for everyone.

      He deserves mockery for not reading the description and preface and realizing it was a romance story, however.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have ADD. I thought there'd be more to the story.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't have ADD.
          you literally forgot one your own posts less than 5 minutes after making it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buys a VN love story
        >doesn't care for VNs or love stories
        even if he's not the same guy he's way more retarded, but I still reckon he's just trying to troll people here

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking crowisraelites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate crows!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crows are smart and can recognize people and faces. If you are being accosted by a crow, you probably deserve it.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose wisely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right >:3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i made my choice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's something wrong with your gif.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the steam avatar, speed lines were made for this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hairy gremlin wins every time.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which princesses would go to a local trading card game tournament with me? Which ones would play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witch definitely, would play nothing but YGO stall decks and the most unfun MTG blue decks and berate you every turn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Witch plays pure Runick and complains about the Mystic Mine ban constantly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witch would go, but only so she could read your cards behind your back and tell them to your opponent.

      Prisoner would go, but she wouldn't play. She might give you an occasional word of advice that's supposed to be part of a complicated plot, then get mad at you when you didn't figure that out.

      Adversary would come and play, but she'd refuse to accept any other opponent than you. You either play each other in the first round and never finish, or you both get kicked out after she disputes the fight order.

      Tower won't come, but she will phone you from home the entire time and give you precise directions of which cards to play.

      Razor would insist she's not coming and that it sounds like something dull and uninteresting, but you'd end up facing the reigning champion after all your other opponents were mysteriously hospitalised who is most definitely not Razor wearing sunglasses and a hat

      Spectre might come, beats being locked up inside all day. Expect her to drift in and out of the event as it goes on, bringing you snacks and drink refills.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not Razor doesn't even have a tourney legal deck, but nobody is brave enough to disqualify her.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    consider the following

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skin is too smooth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        consider the following

        Her skin is fine. What's missing is the arm hair.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker's favorite girl is literally them.
    You wouldn't date a girl with hairy arms and legs, would you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not hairy, she's fluffy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's 'them'? Also yes to the second question. I would anything female non-landwhale at this point. I just want a hug.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me too anon. Me too. Hell even my standards of land-whale are pretty high. You'd have to be in a mobility scooter for me to feel disgusted.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel that bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would do anything for a gf. Anything except interact with women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would unironically love to date a female clone of myself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Thorn was the clear favourite for the most part?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Witch and thorn tend to get bundled together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thorn has the wholesome love story but only Witch has the >.3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not the same face.

            I disagree

            Fan art.

            '>:3' is exclusive to Witch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >'>:3' is exclusive to Witch.

              I demand images of all the princesses doing the cat face.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh hell yeah, thats a nice idea.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > '>:3' is exclusive to Witch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Being mean to thorn so she'll make the cute :3 face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >scenes you only get if you betray Thorn
                This is literally forbidden knowledge.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have already accepted I will never 100% this VN.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same.

                Why not? Fucking with her is half the fun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got the achivement for killing specter in your body and realized that I simply love this fictional character too much to fully achievement hunt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're immortal beings with infinite death and rebirth. Might as well bring your wife as many perspectives as you can. You know you're on the right path when the skip button disappears.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't play romance games to be mean to people.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what about Narrator?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Devilish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Witch gets posted a lot more but that could be partially meme factor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't date myself, so I wouldn't have any of them date me, they don't deserve this kind of fate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow, am I this cute? Thanks anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hairy arms
        >Unkempt hair
        >Bushy eyebrows
        >Sad, saggy breasts
        >Likely smells of wet dog and cheeto dust
        THIS is Ganker's girl?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sad, saggy breasts
          that's untrue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sad, saggy breasts
          Slander.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sad, saggy breasts
          I will not tolerate such a blatant lie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sad, saggy breasts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Witch tits are perky. Perky!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not saggy! They're perky. They just look like bloated, fleshy candy corn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hairy arms
          I like to pull on them with my lips
          >Unkempt hair
          Makes for floofy headpats
          >Bushy eyebrows
          Same as the arms
          >Sad, saggy breasts
          They just have a wide gap between the cleavage. They're still perky
          >Likely smells of wet dog and cheeto dust
          I imagine a more woodsy smell with a hint of sweaty pheromones

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else not getting the trading cards? None are listed on the market so I assume no one is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a trading card guy, honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you get fucked out of the card drops if you buy the game before they're released.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BULLSHIT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's bullshit! Gib me cards NOW!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing I don't give a shit about trading cards that are not Yugioh.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but it happened to me as well

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            🙁
            Anything we can do? Ask the devs on discord maybe?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I assume something is still pending on their end for drops, despite the cards being approved.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can slay the princess, and get your cards.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a dev thing, its a steam thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        False, they're just bugged. Explain how else I got my Half Life 2 cards after 15 years

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See a lot of middle age woman read romance novels
    >Never really get the appeal
    >MFW I've played this game.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really care about badges that much? You can get the emotes and backgrounds in the points shop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only badge I've maxed out is TF2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Badge doesn't seem that great. Should be something more cooler than Chapter 1-4/TLQ

      Release animated background now you wonderful person devs

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to shove my face in Witch's extreme bush.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone posted last thread about how each voice seems to have a dualistic counterpart, and while I agree with that I don't agree with how he paired them.
    I'd say it's:
    >Smitten:Cold
    Pretty obvious, idealism vs cynicism
    >Broken:Stubborn
    Self explanatory.
    >Paranoid:Skeptic
    Panicked and worried about what might be vs collected and analytical, concerned with what is.
    >Contrarian:Hunted
    Complete lack of survival instinct vs survival instinct.
    >Opportunist:Cheated
    Desire to cheat others vs pure seething over being cheated.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen enough these threads to start feeling a bit peer-pressured into trying out this game(VN)

    I just have one major concern; from the trailer on the steam page it shows your character's hands trembling. I dont want to be forced into the role of a onions-filled pussy who's going to be all "noooo muh dik, muh qt qaifu". I want to get in there, kill the bitch, and not have the game act like I was at all interested in romance.

    What I really want is for this VN to change my mind about that but not if I have to play as some cuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're only a pussy if you act like a pussy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being a cuck is being a pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then don't pick cuck dialogue options.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      U can be as violent as u want man. Dw u can kill her as much as youd like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Main character never speaks, though your decisions can cause schitzo voices to appear. Some are completely against princess murder (Smitten), some encourage it (Cold, Opportunist)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's primarily a love story with acts of violence, gore, vore and Lovecraft thrown in. I'd also call it a comedy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your decisions drive your actions and how the character behaves.
      If your actions are that of a stone cold killer, the narration will reflect that, and your internal dialogue will reflect that.
      If you behave like a coward, the character will act like a coward. If act like a simp/fighttard/epic contrarian, the game will reflect that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, anon. It's a based and redpilled domestic violence simulator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this but adversary

        this just needs text and you are done

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just for you, anon

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >High on Life is alright
      >2 months later the creator gets canceled and fired from everything
      They always eat their own.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >High on Life is alright
        Bad taste but you might wanna try out trover saves the universe if that's the kind of game you like. It's the game they made before high on life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not my kind of game, I just enjoyed it for what it was. There was nothing else releasing at that time and it just barely ran on my old PC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting a redraw of this but with the protagonist (and Rick can be a princess)

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only relevant endings are to kill her, or damsel. Seethe more, dev.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something I think is interesting but underutilized.
    The game feels almost as if it has a "structure". Every chapter two princess has, at most, three meaningful choices: Fight, Flee or Free (Flee is more of a non-choice). One of them gives you the chapter 2's ending, and the other two take you to a chapter 3 princess.
    For example, Nightmare: if you free her she gets hands'd, if you fight her she turns into wraith, and if you flee her, either by running or by trying to keep her in the basement forever, she turns into moment of clarity.
    Adversary: If you fight her she gets hands'd, if you flee her she turns into eye of the needle and if you "free" her she turns into fury.
    Tower: free her - hands'd, fight her - fury, "flee" her - apotheosis.
    Beast: free her - hands'd, fight her - den, "flee" her, by getting swallowed but then just refusing to let her out, - wild
    Flee charts better if you consider attempting to lock her in the basement, dying, or in any way, shape, or form neglecting to make a choice as "fleeing".

    A similar structure exists for the chapter 1 princess, where you essentially get to make a decision twice for 3^2 (read: 9) possible princesses, and if you consider nice princess and mean princess to be separate paths in themselves, then really there's room for 3^2*2 possible chapter 2 princesses (read: 18)
    If you flee and then flee again you get nightmare
    If you fight and then fight again you get adversary
    If you free and then free again you get damsel/prisoner
    If you free and then fight nice princess you get witch
    If you free and then fight mean princess you get tower
    If you flee and then fight (by exhausting dialogue options before you decide to stab her) mean princess you get tower again...
    If you fight and then flee mean princess you get tower again...
    and the pattern starts to break down is what I'm getting at.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of true but oversimplifies some routes (Witch, for example). There's also Razor where your only meaningful choice is whether you go in armed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I mean when I say it's underutilized.
        Razor only has two endings, when a lot of the other chapter 2's have 3; and her endings are basically the same ending anyways.
        Armed: She stabs you (like a bitch)
        Unarmed: She stabs you (like a chump)

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck, I looked into the game because I keep seeing your threads and her voice is so fucking bad. the other voices are good, genuinely confused by this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do wish her beast voice was a bit more rrrrumbly.
      Especially when youre inside her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wearing clothes
        #notmybeast

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id post part 2 but the file size is too high on my phone.
          I thought itd be fun if TLQ dressed her up in a cat Princess shirt, she then scrubches it tonsay "IN" while growling at TLQ.
          Sorry anon 🙁

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Id post part 2 but the file size is too high on my phone
            I will post
            Part two (2)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's like a dog angry you put a shirt on them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hmmm... Does she have a canine pussy or a feline pussy?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yay! Someone saved my work!
              Thanks for the good vibe anon, i vote an idea for a meme/edit of Beast im gonna work on tonight for practice. It wont be a sketch, please lookbforward to it for giving me a smile.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I save all your stuff my guy and I WILL be looking forward to it.
                Glad I made ya smile Anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bless you anon, and here is the dumb idea i promised!
                I dont shade nor color so it's merely an attempt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh oops i didn't change the size.
                This one's at half power.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bless you anon, and here is the dumb idea i promised!
                I dont shade nor color so it's merely an attempt.

                This is excellent anon thank you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is she laughing at me?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You went into her chapter without knowing what vore is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The beginning lines are rather old, and I think the princess VA improved over the course of the game. This does leave some of the more clunky lines being the first thing that the player sees. I don't think they are bad, but if they were to redo some lines or a route or two I think it'd be for the better.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember way back in the firrst demo the knife princess had a more assertive and cold voice compared to now, which is more aggressive, and I think I liked that more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I suppose that got shuffled into Prisoner.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea too bad Prisoner doesn't talk much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it. I want her to do ASMR in her spectre voice.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sad to report that Jonathan Sims has been hospitalized due to a severe back injury.
    FROM CARRYING THIS GAME SO FUCKING HARD, HOLY SHIT.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.steamcardexchange.net/index.php?gamepage-appid-1989270

    Holy shit i need that fucking beast card.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smelly and unkept
    >hairy
    >severe trust issues
    >will stab you in the back at the drop of a hat and then instantly regret it and apologize
    >bipolar
    My gf is literally the Witch.
    It's not nearly as nice as you guys make it out to be...

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hiya, killer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give me a ghostjob and I will let you take over my body and leave this basement, deal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God damn those fuckin' thighs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone talks about Witch gf, but I'd kill for a Spectre gf.
      Perfect combo of playful and supportive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fr dude. Shes so nice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the kindest princess

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's the only princess willing to forgive you in chapter 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but I'd kill for a Spectre gf.
        What are you waiting for then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, how's it going?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          speaking of would, would she protest to it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't matter if you use the bottom hole.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly putting aside any weird stuff. Her decapitated head was pretty chill about the whole thing. Shes cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ROUND 2 BITCH!

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is all the porn? Boorus don't seem to have any porn. I wanna jerk off to the princess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in rule 34 xxx it says there's 7 images but it only shows 1, so I guess the other 6 are currently being checked by mods to make sure they don't break any rules and eventually they will appear in the website, meanwhile in rule 34 paheal there's only 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all you need

      I click on this gif every time, and it pisses me off everytime.
      This just makes me want to guilt-trip her even harder.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I NEED is Witch's bush!

        She's too pure

        And Spectre's thighs!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's too pure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spectre is among the more sultry princesses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to lurk the threads and hope somebody reposts stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girl is too pure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure sexo!

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need royal milkers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chapter 2: The COW

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what would've happened if Wilds had managed to break out of the construct before she got HANDSed? Would there just be a fragment of death and life melded together out roaming the universe or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She couldn't have broken out, she herself says she could only hold it for enough to shatter a corner. If she got out I guess the same thing happens as when any other princess gets out, that particular reality gets time restored to it and that's it. Protag couldn't have gotten out together with her

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel the insatiable need to wrap my hands around Shifty's divine hips

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's best girl stranger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the insatiable need to have her wrap her infinite hands around my own hips

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is his face like that? Is he having an orgasm?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theres 8 princess bodies taking turns sucking his cock down there.
          Including Razor and Beast.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shifting BJ

            Sex with a goddess is truly a heavenly pleasure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shifting BJ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Your balls are getting suckled, crushed, worshipped and castrated all at once
            Sensory overload. He ded.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if you gave Razor a kiss while she was skewering you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd cut your tongue

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game lets you hold hands after a successful seduction
    I'm sold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh fuck off I saw that

      why the fuck bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you were fucking waiting for the whole day just to [Give me **The Look**] weren't ya?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's my favorite image that came out of this game, that and the Witch image with her wearing catgirl attire

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you absolute motherfucker kek

              i hope you are blessed by thousands of Shifty' hugs and kisses and smooches and cuddles.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The things Nightmare does to my dick...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nightmare doesn't get enough love

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably the butterface.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She has one of the cuter faces, ingrate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not her real face, simpoid

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's real to me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why does she wear the mask?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Same reason women do anything
                Because it's cute

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                read the text slowly. You will understand why

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I pull it off, will she die?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if your every interaction with her wasn't almost dying and makes you feel bad for paranoid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if your every interaction with her wasn't almost dying and makes you feel bad for paranoid.

        Spectre is a better ghost
        Razor is a better psycho
        Witch is a better mischievous trickster
        Nightmare gets carried by the hallucination scene.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nightmare gets carried by the hallucination scene.
          If you mean Moment of Clarity, that shit can carry the entire fucking game by itself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It technically happens in Nightmare, though once you see it you're locked into MoC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weirdly enough it's the elbow long gloves for me. That and the spin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too bad people don't like Nightmare as much.

        It's fairly sad too, she just want to be free, but facing a world that doesn't give a shit about her, hence the facemask, literally a facade to protect herself.

        All the princesses deserve love and attention.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nightmare does have a lot of cool things in her chapter and design, but ultimately imo her personality is just kind of eh. Kind of dommy but not in a fun mommy way like Tower.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be frank I don't think there's much you can do with her personality, Tower already filled the dommy mommy type, Spectre filled the playful fun ghost. The only thing left was the mix in between, with a hatred and distrust for you.

            It's not a kink anymore, it's just jack of all trades. But even then, I fairly sympathize with her. Being forgotten and abandoned by the world, to have someone come and hope they can bring you good memories, only to be shunned and left behind. Fuck man, I may love Shifty, but whenever I see Nightmare, it's just sadness.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only Princess who got treated like she deserved was Damsel. Maybe Prisoner and Adversary too, but they had their rough patches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nightmare doesn't get enough love

      [...]
      Spectre is a better ghost
      Razor is a better psycho
      Witch is a better mischievous trickster
      Nightmare gets carried by the hallucination scene.

      The one thing I don't like about Nightmare is how childlike she sounds. It feels like I'm being mocked by a 12 year old girl that only knows how to run her mouth off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn brat, needs heart lungs liver nerves correction

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this but adversary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who as who?
      >gtfo my cabin birb

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Fury fans even exist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all 6 of them?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her music is some of the best in the game i guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my multifaceted wife and I wish writefags included her more in their works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do the other faces get jealous if you only kiss one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to kiss her at an angle so the other face can nibble your ears

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to go around and kiss each one of them every time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't but I kiss each one goodnight so they all have sweet dreams.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a writefag; in theory, your multifaceted wife is too perfect to writefag upon. Aside from her full physical form of squirming bodies (of her own self, no less), endless hands and the form inside(?) her heart, she would just simply godly and perfect, I'd say.
      I suppose you can see being 'godly' as being forceful and deterministic, as she has shown herself to be. Tower, but more empathic? Pushy but not sneering at any moves against her.
      Aunno.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hug the prisoner!

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T OPEN

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to take your princesses for a walk, anons!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God lamb is so bullyable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I have the urge to forcefully penetrate her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because look how bad she wants it in her. "Anything but the outside"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute kicky hooves!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEET

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had an idea for a cool chapter 1 transition for Lamb where upon freeing the princess and getting puppeteered by the narrator, in addition to resisting the narrator and getting stabbed the player gets the option to order her to flee while we're forced to chase her down, once on the stairs she'd shut the door in our face, at which point it would play out like a similar transition leading to the Witch (you're stuck there assuming she fled and the world just resets)
      But I then realized that the door on top of the stairs gets closed by the narrator if the player tries to free her, meaning that she has nowhere to run, so I guess I'm back to square one, kind of a bummer, really
      Well, someone also suggested giving the option to stab ourselves upon getting possessed by the narrator, I like how clean and concise it is, but I keep asking myself why would it specifically lead to the Lamb and not just Damsel all over again...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The door isn't shut when she escapes... so maybe that transition could be modified somehow?

        For example, what if after considering trying to free her, there's now a fork, where you can either:
        keep trying to remove the chain (goes as normal),
        or you now decide to go back up to get the blade - and now the princess doesn't immediately get mad and chew her arm off, because she thinks you're going to free her, and the Narrator is still trying to convince you to kill her instead, so he doesn't lock the door right away.

        Now you have the "nice princess" start, the knife, and the door is open - so the transition can work.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if there were more options to talk with the voices while you're there, so you end up with a longer and longer back and forth inside your head while the Princess looks at you hesitating and walking around the basement weighing the pros and cons, then going back up to pick the knife, dropping it, picking it up again and dropping it again. The voices start slowly appearing so instead of having just the Narrator and the Hero for chapter 1 after exploring you'd start getting the Cold, then the Contrarian, then the Paranoid, etc. until you have all the voices screaming at each other in your head while the Princess looks at you in horror without daring to say a word, then she starts hearing them too, picks up the knife and stabs you to death with a terrified face.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You could combine the two ideas and have her getting chased to the closed door at which point you muster your will to briefly overpower the narrator and finish yourself off on your own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so she wants it inside?
      good to know

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/tbs64l

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the only one that sees this when I look at the Damsel pick right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wich 2hu wud each princess fug?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Adversary
          Favorite is Yuugi, and she's a sweaty Hisoutensoku player.
          >Tower
          Favorite is Sakuya because she appreciates someone who knows their place, favorite game is LoLK because it demands perfection.
          >Razor
          Thinks Flandre is fun, loves HSiFS because melting everything with release is satisfying.
          >Spectre
          Likes Yuyuko, fellow laid back ghost girl, and likes PCB's ethereal atmosphere.
          >Prisoner
          Sees herself in Patchouli, doesn't play the games but really likes CoLA
          >Nightmare
          Identifies with Medicine's loneliness and malice, plays her in PoFV to troll people.
          >Witch
          As a fellow smelly woodland backstabber she sees herself in Marisa, and she likes the more puzzle like aspects of DS.
          >Beast
          Likes Saki, favorite game is WBaWC
          >Damsel
          You are her favorite 2hu and whatever you're playing is her favorite 2hu game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tower looks way better like this. Her lips make her look derpy in a lot of screens in game.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb is NOT for bully.
    Unless it's to playfully bully her hoofsies.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no route for stabbing yourself immediately upon meeting the princess.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prisoner deserved a longer route. Keeping my fingers crossed she gets it in 2024

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would you want it to be expanded anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has unenthusiastic sex with you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon youbsit with her for eternity technically.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everyone's dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can only imagine Paranoid trying his very best to both keep you alive and coordinated.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get an adversary gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start fighting women on the street until one fights back and wins.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        500iq

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No clue. Maybe in mongolia or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the gym, get swole. Start doing Mixed Martial Arts, keep fighting until a women beats you and then start dating.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd start by building a basement and getting some heavy chains, then you can think about the girl

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres just something about adversary's smile

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we should go slay that Princess. She's clearly just taking advantage of our lonely hearts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'll slay her! With my penis!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: she cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She's clearly just taking advantage of our lonely hearts.
      Literally what the narrator would do if he was able.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wat if the narrator
    was a grill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chapter II: The Narrator

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need more games where love is the horror

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my screaming bird picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kathleen
      L O N D O N

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        يجعلني أتساءل كم عدد الأشخاص من لندن الموجودين هنا

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          durka durka

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >يجعلني أتساءل كم عدد الأشخاص من لندن الموجودين هنا
          ਮੈਂ ਇਹ ਸਿਰਫ਼ ਲੋਲਸ ਲਈ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >يجعلني أتساءل كم عدد الأشخاص من لندن الموجودين هنا
          ਮੈਂ ਇਹ ਸਿਰਫ਼ ਲੋਲਸ ਲਈ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹਾਂ

          [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks nice. Post pusy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would shatter like glass and obliterate from existence to get naked woman hivemind wife

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tranny general still here
    What the fuck is wrong with mods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno, ask them
      https://www.Ganker-x.net/Ganker-irc.html

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for an extra story mod where you can romance and breed the princess.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So someone help me out here; narrator's plan was for you to Slay the Princess, then wait in the cabin forever? So then him telling you to kill her during the mirror segment is his plan b? He'd prefer it if she was dead and you were contained, but he would take Shifty dead you were free?Also he seems unaware you can both end Shifty and yourself if you fuck off from enough Chapter 2s and his confusion with other things implies his execution wasn't so good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, all he needs is to make sure you kill the Princess while staying alive in perpetuity to have his stagnant world.
      His main flaw is that's he's too focused on simply eliminating the Princess so he couldn't see other possibilities

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plan A was his dream; a world without change.
      Plan B was seemingly less ideal, and he would not have any more influence once he is gone; whatever you do after was to the best of his efforts. The Unending Dawn is a little different, because you are aware and re-awakened as a god entity, with only a small part of Change inside you. It won't be eternally stagnant like Plan A, but it's likely the second best choice in his opinion.
      I think Oblivion was the opposite of what he wants, and he didn't even consider it. In that ending, you fade away, but the Mound remains. Without you, the aspect OPPOSITE of Change (stagnancy, existence, stability?), only she remains. It's not explicit, but implicit would be a chaotic world, ever changing, and likely a VERY unpleasant place. It'd be like The Warp from Warhammer, I imagine. Even the words of the Mound trying to keep you existing in your final moments was just constantly switching between telling you that you are happy and you are in agony, until you choose to fade away. No consistency, only change. It would likely be the WORST outcome of them all, even to the Narrator.
      But that's just a theory.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You leftists have mastered burying your head in the sand. Now we have to convince you not to come up for air somehow.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much longer are these threads gonna go for?
    I have stuff to do now and was busy with work and stuff. I want to finish before these threads end.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do you mean, this seemed like a halal love story. Monogamous heterosexual relationship goals. The stabbing and each other part is questionable, but realistic, don't you think?
    :^)

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >counting on Muslims for anything
    >pic related is the devil
    lmao

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Allah is Satan and Jesus wouldn't care about a story about pure love. Hope an Israeli missile gets your ass, Ahmed.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gentle reminder that you play a bird, not a fish
    Birds are smart enough not to swallow bait and (You) should be too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true, I caught some pigeons using a basket, stick and bait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pigeons are birds in the same way Chihuahuas are dogs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pigeons are tards. Call me when you catch a crow or an owl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >crows
          EZ, bribe with french fries
          Once it gets used to you giving it fries, bring a cage
          Lure it into cage looney toons style

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"shifting mound? that sounds like the way a virgin would call a woman hoo-jah"

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Selfcest the game.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m sure to win because my speed is superior

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      over 9000 hours in The Long Quiet

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sloppy blowjobs with my wife Thorn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we won't be able to pull it back out of there
      Stubborn: Not with that attitude!

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cum on cat
      she hiss at penis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ded gost
    git rekt scrub

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how we constantly talk about the route princesses but never the canonical end game princesses.
    So Gentle, Hostile or whatever else you want to call the the two. They're referred to as Gentle/Hostile in the scripts or Stranger?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love hostile princess because she reminds me of Prisoner. And also I like the contrast of bringing the knife the first time you meet her and then in the end leaving it behind to talk to her sincerely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I even consider the first two separate entities.
      Even if you go down without the knife, the "Gentle" princess quickly drops the act and acts like the Hostile princess if you say or do certain things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are certain intersections (namely they can both morph into Nightmare-lite) but that first choice locks her to a certain baseline behavior that she'll snap back to if you stay on the "don't murder her" path and prevents certain behaviors from cropping up (i.e. you never see Gentle pull out the crazed Razor look or Hostile go full feral), and the ending seems to mark a delineation too between the two.
        There's also apparently a neutral Princess that we only see briefly in Stranger, I can only assume that would be the hypothetical form she'd first take were you to encounter her with no instruction or preconceptions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are certain intersections (namely they can both morph into Nightmare-lite)
          Man I really need to replay the game, I mostly just got out of there with my waifu asap and didn't explore the last bit as much I I could have.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't mind recommendations, I'd suggest at least seeing:
            >Razor no knife is the better of the two versions imo
            >Spectre and if you've already seen the basic version, then either try telling her that you're leaving her in the basement or try killing yourself when she's possessing you
            >Thorn
            >Wilds if you've already seen Thorn, getting here via attacking Witch is some gnarly shit
            >Moment of Clarity not so much for the chapter itself, but for what you get right before it

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that was fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You homosexuals are making me cringe hard constantly with this 24/7 troon vn general

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why no Razor good end? Or is taking her heart outside a good end? Also, what happens if you take prisoner's head outside?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something gets very.... handsy with your prize

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot about those, so those choices don't effect the next cycle?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If by "cycle" you mean resetting via shifty, then yes, everything gets wiped for the next ch.1, although it may have an effect on the final final run, but im not knowledgeable enough about to provide a concrete explanation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a counter which tracks all the "Good Endings" you achieve (princess_satisfy), and both Razor endings increment it by one.
      So speaking in the strictest sense, both Razor endings are good endings.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >princess_satisfy
        They knew what they were doimg with this variable name

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >princess_satisfy
        They knew what they were doimg with this variable name

        >razor cums as she stabs you to death
        hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a counter which tracks all the "Good Endings" you achieve (princess_satisfy), and both Razor endings increment it by one.
      So speaking in the strictest sense, both Razor endings are good endings.

      Actually speaking of good endings, here's something funny:
      Of all the endings in the game, there's only one that gives +2 to the princess_satisfy variable, and that's the depersonalization ending where you turn her into a poorly drawn waifu. I have no idea what the implication of that is supposed to be.
      On the same note, from the looks of it there's no way to leave the Damsel route without getting a bonus to princess_satisfy, even the Grey Chapter ends with +1 princess_satisfy.

      Forgot about those, so those choices don't effect the next cycle?

      The cycles are completely independent of one another, the only thing they affect outside of themselves are the SM sections.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damsel bros when again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damsel and Razor are empirically the only princess that love you unconditionally.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by "cycle" you mean resetting via shifty, then yes, everything gets wiped for the next ch.1, although it may have an effect on the final final run, but im not knowledgeable enough about to provide a concrete explanation

        Oh, I thought there were sequences for each cycle, like leaving the prisoners head leading to that Drowning end or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damsel bros when again.

        Wait, no, I've found at least one other instance of +2 princess_satisfy, it's just sneaky because it hides a +1 behind a condition.

        [...]
        Oh, I thought there were sequences for each cycle, like leaving the prisoners head leading to that Drowning end or something.

        What are you talking about specifically? Because some actions can lead to a chapter 3 beyond the baseline chapter 2, in which case your actions matter. The reset only applies for a new cycle (when you go back to chapter 1).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought taking the prisoner's head would lead to a section where she thanks you for that, because there was one I watched where they leave her head and she's an angry ghost that drowns them in the next part.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right, if you leave the head you don't start a new cycle, you go into Chapter 3: The Grey instead.
            Taking the head with you ends the cycle at Chapter 2.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So then you start a new route? Prisoner ends there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >most romantic routes are the most satisfied
          what did they mean by this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            On the opposite end of the spectrum, flinging Wraith into the void while she's in your body is, to the best of my knowledge, the only way to get +2 princess_deny, so if you want to piss her off that's objectively worst thing you can do to her.
            Also Witch empirically is the only princess to hate you unconditionally. Aside from Fury and Grey Drowned

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So in short, satisfy her leads to slightly different dialogue options.

              Pretty dope. They should do it more.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The interesting thing is that there's another set of variables as well that I don't think I've ever seen discussed, mostly because they only affect like 3 lines of dialogue:
                princess_kept vs princess_free, the names are pretty self-explanatory. If the princess gets out of the cabin, princess_free gets incremented, otherwise princess_kept is incremented. There are endings which increment both kept and satisfied or free and denied notably, the +2 satisfy I mentioned in damsel is also counted as a kept ending, and both of Razor's endings are also princess_kept endings.
                The only ending that gives a bonus above +1 to one of these values is Wilds merged, which is +2 like the other outliers.

                >Also Witch empirically is the only princess to hate you unconditionally.
                Truly, this is the face of pure hatred

                She's Thorn at that point silly. The only way out of her chapter that actually ends the cycle and rewards points is via a broken back or getting locked in the basement.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do those princess_free and princess_kept variables change any dialogue or are they remnants of an idea that was never fully realized?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Also Witch empirically is the only princess to hate you unconditionally.
              Truly, this is the face of pure hatred

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Wait, no, I've found at least one other instance of +2 princess_satisfy, it's just sneaky because it hides a +1 behind a condition.

        [...]
        What are you talking about specifically? Because some actions can lead to a chapter 3 beyond the baseline chapter 2, in which case your actions matter. The reset only applies for a new cycle (when you go back to chapter 1).

        who said variables names had to be meaningful
        I do whatever the hell I want screw youuuuu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >who said variables names had to be meaningful
          I mean they're meaningful in that having a higher satisfy value gives SM more positive dialogue. It's subtle, but it's there.

          So then you start a new route? Prisoner ends there?

          A new cycle starts whenever you start Chapter 1: The Hero and The Princess. If you start a new Chapter and it's not Chapter 1, you have not yet left the cycle. All cycles end with a visit to the Long Quiet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >subtle
            Oh. Well I take back what I said. Wonder how many instances there are, because shit bruv, I ain't autistic enough to notice all the difference.
            I still wonder if anyone else other than me has ever seen the "claws of the Narrator grip deep inside of you" dialogue vairant after you Slay her in the Final Cabin. I need to do it again, because it even had a Call of Duty style post-death quote from the Narrator. It was wierd as hell.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna sniff the witch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find a gamer girl and sniff her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are bad stink, i want good stink

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cardiobunny then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you don't want to sniff witch.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she is not a gross stinky, she stinks good like miso paste

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She is covered in hair and lives in a dank, muddy, moldy basement. She has serious swamp ass for sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fermented to perfection

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Drink fermented swamp ass
                >Get drunk

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