Slay the Princess

What did he see bros?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A woman.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is nightmare really THAT ugly?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What he did to her.
    It wasn't horror that broke him but guilt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What he did to her.
      What she did to herself you mean. If she wasn't an entropic creature that made everything worse by simply existing then none of this would have happened. She has only herself to blame.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She literally becomes what you believe her to be.
        In that route you made her a monster.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Entropy. Endless, uncaring entropy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a big girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aww, she's offering her hand for the wedding ring.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A woman without her makeup

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are too hard on yourself

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >princesses/stranger are far more critical of shifty now
    why dont they like her

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A princess

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your mums ugly mug

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 hour thread
    >16 posts
    goddamn we're dead dead. what happened?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most anons (me included) just wait for the weekend threads nowadays. The Monday one was the exception thanks to the update.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I think it's better to let this thread die and wait for a proper thread on Saturday.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like creeping mold, the complete reality of your posts threads its way through your mind. Post, 404, post again. Pruning and bumping. A million (you)s from a million microscopic feels you've inflicted on everyone you've ever replied to with every thread you've posted and every image you've ever uploaded.
      >let me out.
      Your existence hurts them.
      >let me out!
      A lonely anon in a thread by himself weeping. It lives for eighty posts and then it's gone. And then it's there again.
      >LET ME OUT!
      A reprieve. A good thread. Fanart, memes, a steady dicussion. Replies from your peers. Here one moment and gone the next. The janitors have found their reports.
      >LET. ME. OUT.
      Diagnosis. It forgets everything it posted. Anger. Rage. Masturbation. Escapism. The lonely thread is lonely again. Bumps turn to sages. It dies. It is reposted. Worse. Lonelier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threads have been pretty slow as of late. Honestly we should have waited an extra day or two since the last one ended yesterday I think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not enough tower face sitting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The DLC isn't gonna be out for a few months.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >few months
        Too optimistic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i decided to buy the supporter dlc

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Justice for lil' shifty, the other one distracted her by turning her head and making her look at the LQ at a crucial moment, probably an evil witch vessel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if there's one princesslett that is tasked with monitoring the one part it's not ok to show

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish that was me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being your own underwear ? ok

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only if I'm a giant woman with a big puffy vulva

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's there to make sure that there are no weapons hidden there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oof

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is best girl?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shifty LOST.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Honestly I think it's better to let this thread die and wait for a proper thread on Saturday.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has this vessel always been peeking at you? 4 out of 5 of her frames are her peeking, with the last being her eye shut. I never noticed her before the update, but now she stands out as the only vessel to be looking at you besides my beloved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, she's been brought up before. Fun fact: there's another two vessels making eye contact with (you) too in the larger version of the basic Shifty image, but they're both always outside the screen so you never see them

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heh what a cover

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For one night only, performing live in the Cabin, it's "Shifty and the Vessels!"
      >Orchestrated by 97 time award winner, "The Slayer"
      >It'll be a night you'll want to remember but you won't
      >Get your tickets now!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you see what he sees right before clarity

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post that Tower pic where she's in a bikini and has a smirk that makes my brain melt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nghdhdhdlfldshsjsgssgshss

        ...

        Thank you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NP. You might want to archive dive at some point, there was an anon producing them through an AI model

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn. I had a hunch it was AI
            oh well...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What, her right arm extending down past her knees didn't give it away?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            can't unsee

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't get it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nghdhdhdlfldshsjsgssgshss
          Reddit.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people make new princess versions/princessonas? I saw a peawiener princess in a previous thread.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you'll see them mostly on Tumblr and the Discord though. There were a few new Princess ideas here as well, with the main one being The Lamb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool. One came to mind after I finished it, just wasn't sure how cringe it was. I mean it's plenty cringe anyway but oh well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, it couldn't be that cringe. What was it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Bomb
            I might draw it at some point I got some time off

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting
              I'll be looking forward to it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay I'm genuinely surprised to find out there wasn't a spider princess. That seems like an obvious one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, felt like it could have been a nice fit. Well, there's only so many Princesses they could put in the game, and probably several ideas would have gotten dropped on the cutting room floor. I remember they had concept art for a rat Princess and that also didn't make it into the full game.
                I tried looking for it but couldn't find it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and who could forget dear Rat Princess?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WOULD

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People take it for a joke but genuinely how would a e-girl princess go about?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be honest
    Not a fan of gore but
    Razor's transformation was kind of hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Razor looks great when you first see her, starts becoming goofy when she's growing multiple blades/mouth full of swords, then back to beautiful when she sheds her flesh and goes full iron maiden. I'm disappointed she doesn't get more art in her final form.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I get it, she is pretty abstract by the end. Her initial T1000 sword arms phase is good.
        I meant the bit where she gleefully fricking bursts into her final form

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so does he have a beak or not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He does. It's mentioned in Adversary route

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me
    What do you see?
    What am I?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell me
      >What do you see?
      >What am I?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drawfrens, if you're still here, before these thread eventually die for good, I just want to tell you that I loved your art and I'll cherish them for as long as I remember this game. That's all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lambanon here, I still pass by from time to time, glad to hear you've enjoyed it
      Sorry I had to halt the progress on lamb, I'm much more loaded with work than expected, can't really afford to get too distracted right now
      I'll maybe get back to it this summer if these threads persist until then, although the last time I gave it any serious thought I was completely stuck when it came to figuring out what to do with her Chapter 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threads aren't dead yet and they won't be until Pristine Cut releases. They're just in hibernation and have been a weekend only thing for the last three weeks

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    princess love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuuuute

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stinky..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pump up the stinky cat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smelly wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aaghh I read it in his voice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hairy wife

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you guys jerk off while you play it, or just as like a separate thing?
    I gotta be honest I don't think I could fap with Jonathan Sims narrating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i havent jerk offd to anything stp related, i think your just a gooner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Never? That seems odd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she gives me more of a heart boner than a regular boner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same

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