Sly! Come in! SLYYYYY! Do you read me?!

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    No, because i'm fucking dead! Just like this furshit series!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You need to jump and hit the circle button to escape from hell, Sly.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's warm down here and youre gonna join me you cripple!

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Now now, Sly, i'm a paraplegic. Statistically speaking, I'm more likely to rope than a chud.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            You cant even stand up, you need help to have a nice day you fuck!

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Murray and I have made a suicide pact, Sly. He'll cut the rope and break my neck, as well as set up a laser trap that will instantly fry his brain.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds about as doable as you banging your girl...OH WAIT!

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'll see to her first, Sly. She'll be begging for wheelchair turtle dick before I ever rope. It's just the matter of the right chemicals in her drink, Sly.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You're paralyzed from the waste down you idiot! Your dick doesnt work!

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Oh god, Sly. You're right.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Now you know how pathetic you are! Go hide in your shell and never come out!

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Sly! Come in! SLYYYY!! You have to fuck Carmelita! She berserk and won't stop going after us! Do you read me?! You HAVE to satisfy her and calm her down!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, you guys go on ahead. Leave Carmelita to me.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I read you loud and... very loud

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I'm a little nervous. Trying to break into police headquarters does that.

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Broke his legs
    >Got cucked
    >Third game hires a guy with cooler tech than his who doesn't base his entire personality around it
    >Finds out field work is hard and regrets being a cunt about it
    >No one aknowledges his attempts to be better
    >Best friend turns into a gay homosexual fisting man as a joke while on the same dangerous missions that fucked him up
    He had a life.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, Sly genuinely does feel absolute gratitude for Bentley saving him from mindrape prison.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >No one aknowledges his attempts to be better
      >except for Sly thanking him and calling him Wizard
      >And Murray letting Bentley drive the van

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just how good was that sauce?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      fucking

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I had an Italian dad. The good sauce is impossibly good.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Get invited to italian families place because my dad was their dads best friend
      >Don't like the source or the meatballs
      >Was never invited again
      >everyone else in the family would be

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1 member is an eternal simp for the chick who wants to end his thieving
    >1 member gets paralyzed, cucked, and isn't even the best tech guy
    >1 member embraces hard gachi

    So why don't we want the bad guys to win again?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because the coolest one is dead and all the rest are friendly or in prison

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I will never be mad that he wasn't used in Sly 4 outside of background cameos.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Background cameos that totally changed his design, no less

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never get Clockwerk's cool voice again

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sly got the ending that all handsome, infamous, criminals get; a free pampered life as a respected NEET husband to a sexy sugar momma.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the Bentley getting cucked shit coming from? Because of the retarded black knight shit in Sly 4?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't cucked like all these idiots a screeching. He was in fact not a simp to the degree he chose his friends over the turncoat bitch that happens to be his only love interest. By internet definitions, he is a chad

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I figured it was just retards being retarded. Isn't it even explicitly stated that Penelope hates LeParadox and wanted to use him as a means to an end and that's it

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    read you loud and clear blizzard

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Belly dancing Sly teasing a futa inspector Fox

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    those games were so kino

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    NO MURRAY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He is right ya know

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