Murray and I have made a suicide pact, Sly. He'll cut the rope and break my neck, as well as set up a laser trap that will instantly fry his brain.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sounds about as doable as you banging your girl...OH WAIT!
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'll see to her first, Sly. She'll be begging for wheelchair turtle dick before I ever rope. It's just the matter of the right chemicals in her drink, Sly.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're paralyzed from the waste down you idiot! Your dick doesnt work!
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oh. Oh god, Sly. You're right.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Now you know how pathetic you are! Go hide in your shell and never come out!
>Sly! Come in! SLYYYY!! You have to frick Carmelita! She berserk and won't stop going after us! Do you read me?! You HAVE to satisfy her and calm her down!
>Broke his legs >Got cucked >Third game hires a guy with cooler tech than his who doesn't base his entire personality around it >Finds out field work is hard and regrets being a c**t about it >No one aknowledges his attempts to be better >Best friend turns into a gay homosexual fisting man as a joke while on the same dangerous missions that fricked him up
He had a life.
>Get invited to italian families place because my dad was their dads best friend >Don't like the source or the meatballs >Was never invited again >everyone else in the family would be
>1 member is an eternal simp for the chick who wants to end his thieving >1 member gets paralyzed, cucked, and isn't even the best tech guy >1 member embraces hard gachi
He wasn't cucked like all these idiots a screeching. He was in fact not a simp to the degree he chose his friends over the turncoat b***h that happens to be his only love interest. By internet definitions, he is a chad
I figured it was just morons being moronic. Isn't it even explicitly stated that Penelope hates LeParadox and wanted to use him as a means to an end and that's it
No, because i'm fricking dead! Just like this furshit series!
You need to jump and hit the circle button to escape from hell, Sly.
It's warm down here and youre gonna join me you cripple!
Now now, Sly, i'm a paraplegic. Statistically speaking, I'm more likely to rope than a troony.
You cant even stand up, you need help to have a nice day you frick!
Murray and I have made a suicide pact, Sly. He'll cut the rope and break my neck, as well as set up a laser trap that will instantly fry his brain.
Sounds about as doable as you banging your girl...OH WAIT!
I'll see to her first, Sly. She'll be begging for wheelchair turtle dick before I ever rope. It's just the matter of the right chemicals in her drink, Sly.
You're paralyzed from the waste down you idiot! Your dick doesnt work!
Oh. Oh god, Sly. You're right.
Now you know how pathetic you are! Go hide in your shell and never come out!
>Sly! Come in! SLYYYY!! You have to frick Carmelita! She berserk and won't stop going after us! Do you read me?! You HAVE to satisfy her and calm her down!
Alright, you guys go on ahead. Leave Carmelita to me.
>I read you loud and... very loud
Sorry I'm a little nervous. Trying to break into police headquarters does that.
>Broke his legs
>Got cucked
>Third game hires a guy with cooler tech than his who doesn't base his entire personality around it
>Finds out field work is hard and regrets being a c**t about it
>No one aknowledges his attempts to be better
>Best friend turns into a gay homosexual fisting man as a joke while on the same dangerous missions that fricked him up
He had a life.
i mean, Sly genuinely does feel absolute gratitude for Bentley saving him from mindrape prison.
>No one aknowledges his attempts to be better
>except for Sly thanking him and calling him Wizard
>And Murray letting Bentley drive the van
Just how good was that sauce?
fricking
I had an Italian dad. The good sauce is impossibly good.
>Get invited to italian families place because my dad was their dads best friend
>Don't like the source or the meatballs
>Was never invited again
>everyone else in the family would be
>1 member is an eternal simp for the chick who wants to end his thieving
>1 member gets paralyzed, cucked, and isn't even the best tech guy
>1 member embraces hard gachi
So why don't we want the bad guys to win again?
Because the coolest one is dead and all the rest are friendly or in prison
I will never be mad that he wasn't used in Sly 4 outside of background cameos.
Background cameos that totally changed his design, no less
>we will never get Clockwerk's cool voice again
Sly got the ending that all handsome, infamous, criminals get; a free pampered life as a respected NEET husband to a sexy sugar momma.
Where is the Bentley getting cucked shit coming from? Because of the moronic black knight shit in Sly 4?
He wasn't cucked like all these idiots a screeching. He was in fact not a simp to the degree he chose his friends over the turncoat b***h that happens to be his only love interest. By internet definitions, he is a chad
I figured it was just morons being moronic. Isn't it even explicitly stated that Penelope hates LeParadox and wanted to use him as a means to an end and that's it
read you loud and clear blizzard
Belly dancing Sly teasing a futa inspector Fox
those games were so kino
NO MURRAY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
He is right ya know