Smash Ultimate

Happy 5th Anniversary Smash Ultimate

What are the things you liked and didn’t like about it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if the next smash bros will be ruined by dlc too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sakurai won't be able to hold himself back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he cute
        But Sakurai will add another fire emblem character before that happens

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope, Eric.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Platform Fighters are a subgenre of "Fighting Game," the same way 2D Fighter and 3D Fighter are.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the next Smash Bros game to be a new take on it, maybe closer to the N64 artstyle, start at a small roster again, and don't let it be made by Sakurai. No Fire Emblem reps, and this time focus on fun shit like items and less comp shit. Yes, frick you comp gays.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this time focus on fun shit like items
      NO
      Their item design is fricking terrible now, you just want them to flood the game with even more OHKO bullshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      The best comp game in the series is also the best casual game in the series (brawl comes close though).
      Making a game competitive on propose will only result in a shit game. Just make a good game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that one era in Smash between 2001 - 2013 where there were only 2 Fire Emblem characters in at a time? Can we go back to that time period?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will also accept this. But the cap is set at 2, and they should at least be different weps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When the cuts happen in the next game, the percentage of the roster that is Fire Emblem will increase.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just have Marth and Ike
        Roy is cool but is too similar to Marth
        Meanwhile Ike is the greatsword chad.
        I’d also accept Marth and Robin since Robin is the “mechanics of FE” character

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the hell would you keep ike? Everything he does is better done by shulk and byleth

          Remember that one era in Smash between 2001 - 2013 where there were only 2 Fire Emblem characters in at a time? Can we go back to that time period?

          The ideal fire emblem roster is marth, roy, robin and byleth or whichever other lord is the current one
          I want to keep roy because the hilt-tip dynamic is cool and we should have more characters that mirror each other

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next smash brothers will either have to introduce some new twist on the game to make up for all the cut characters, or just be an updated Smash Ultimate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think an updated Ultimate would be possible, Nintendo wouldn't try to spend another bajillion dollars to keep the third party IPs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smash as a party game fricking sucks
      If i wanted to play a party game i'll just play mario kart or mario party instead of this unintuitive and miserable piece of shit game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unintuitive
        How?
        Opponent in front of you? press A, B, or -> + A/B
        Opponent above you? press ^ +A/B or jump and press A/B
        Opponent behind you? turn and do the first option or down + A/B
        Way more intuitive than playing DDR with a fight stick.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tap jump on by default unless you go into really specific settings to turn it off
          Tilts are set to only be done when lightly tilting the stick which is never gonna happen in a real match (especially if you use tap jump) so you have to get around it by setting c stick to tilt or specific tech
          It's also not as intuitive as you think, i tried to make my friends (who had never touched it before) play it and the first few matches were just spent trying to figure out the controls before they got bored and went to play another game

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >really specific settings
            homie it's the fricking control settings it's right there, holy shit how dumb/autistic are you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All you need to know to play in a very casual setting was laid out in my post. Tilts aren’t hard to do but unnecessary in a party setting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of content and 8 player was cool, but everything else wasn't that good. The whole "epic" vibe with orchestras and shit that Melee introduced and Brawl extended upon got really stale, there were very few new stages, very little single player variety and the game shits out an unwatchable amount of particle effects all over the screen.

      Unironically agreed.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smash is not a fighting game.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was almost good. Balloon knockback ruined combos and weird jump physics ruined movement.
    If it had normal knockback, normal (4/brawl/melee) jump physics, normal buffer, either perfect pivoting or a less nerfed form of wavedashing, and fewer boring characters it could have been a masterpiece.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > "created an all time masterpiece"
    > No single player story mode or adventure mode, just a half-assed single player spirit shit mode with no depth
    > no custom moves like sm4sh
    > No trophies, just stupid stickers (spirits)
    > Literally just sm4sh with less features, more dlc characters, and patches beyond the life of sm4sh

    Frick this tweet. Only reason ultimate is 3rd selling game is because it's new on the switch, that's it. It is nothing as big as a masterpiece.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the “all time masterpiece” compliment comes from the roster size alone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        > 7 new echo fighters
        > 8 fire emblem characters
        > 20+ sword fighters
        > Very few Square Enix reps
        > 1 (ONE) Konami rep that had Nintendo beg for him to come back

        Oh yeah what a roster. I don't give a frick what Sakurai says about no wasted space, echo fighters are just skins. Same moves, same mechanics. It's fricking ridiculous that Sakurai had to beg SE for Cloud/Sephiroth/Sora only to include 10 fricking songs. There's even a chance they don't come back unless Nintendo keeps begging.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom got jack squat aside from Ken

        • 3 months ago
          Trooth Bombz "THE AUTHENTIC MEME" from /asp/

          Three Konami reps, fake gamer.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh ok I forgot Simon/Richter, but literally just 2 other characters, not 3. Echo fighters do not apply.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arranged by franchise and company reps
        this pleases my autism

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that DLC always ruins a game, unless someone wants to come out and mention a game that wasn’t ruined like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe maybe?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart DLC doesn’t compliment the random 3 course + random lobbies. The quality/quantity ratio is skewed more negatively now I’d say about half the tracks in the DLC were in the Bad - Ok range while the base 8 Deluxe had way better tracks overall, the only two that are meh is Water Park and GCN dry dry desert.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bylat still there

        Opinion fricking discarded, getting rid of Steve was a good first step

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have a cool moveset so they can stay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        just keep hero banjo and terry
        remove everyone else

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally the perfect smash game
    can't get better outside of having a new one with better graphics

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve vs Banjo Posting was the peak of Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitposting war between them
      >both get in ant way
      Since Microsoft is apparently easy to work with I can image Banjo and Steve being base roster if they make another Smash game. Mark my words Steve will be on the fricking cover.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaller roster, more cartoony designs and less realistic humans, and a team of people to decide on the roster, not just one man. Bring back jump momentum.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based ScrimbloChad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you frickers really get triggered when people want visual variety over a bunch of samefaced humans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Same faced humans

          I wonder how many will get triggered by this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smashbabies, what marth he is?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The powercreep with newer characters in this series is fricked up. It's not fun to play at all.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Base roster
    >Sans
    >Dante
    >Kamek
    >Skull Kid
    >Birdo
    >Ashley
    >Geno
    >Dixie Kong
    >Tom Nook
    >Waluigi

    Secret characters
    >Mario
    >Donkey Kong
    >Link
    >Yoshi

    Your response?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      confusion and disgust

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s the “Mario” of the starting roster? I don’t want it to be some indie memey filth like Sans

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this game is older than most Ganker posters
    Wild.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    World of Light is incredibly boring and the online might be the most frustrating experience I've had in any multiplayer game

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a lot of characters and stages, but there's way too much annoying shit in the game from items to characters to game mechanics

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was still about Nintendo. If I could go back in time and stop Sakurai from putting Snake and Sonic, I would. A few here or there was fine but it's just ridiculous now.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liked everything except:
    - stupid select screen arrangement
    - no good pacman stage
    - the online blows, game with 1000 characters as its selling point won't let you change characters when matched up with someone in quickplay
    - world of light was fricking shit
    - button mashing is still part of the gameplay

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sakurai's masturbatory overrated baby party game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny Frogposter, at least Smash 64 Remix has Slippy and Peppy completing the Starfox Team, that will always be more based than Sakurai’s JRPG shitfest

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Takes 5 years for your inputs to come out

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >liked
    -all the newcomers that weren't echoes offered alot of varied and interesting playstyles and we finally got a slew of new villains represented both first and 3rd party-wise
    -nearly every stage in the series represented
    -board mode being an extensive events mode made for lots of cool easter eggs
    -amazing collection of music both originals and smash composer renditions alike
    -kept 8 player Smash for people who have larger friend groups

    >disliked
    -laggy netcode
    -custom moves gone from the previous game
    -not every stage makes its return for the ultimate game in the series
    -no new Zelda character

    All in all it was an awesome release and I'm curious to see if they'll top it by improving the general experience of the online while still somehow keeping all those contracts or if they will they do a hard reset on the next entry

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play dbfz
    >Shitty netcode
    >Devs have no time to fix it because they are working on dlc characters
    >dlc characters are done
    >Devs announce they are working on rollback
    >Patch notes still coming out and fix the broken dlc characters (lab coat 21)
    >Rollback is in beta as of today
    >Play smash
    >Shitty netcode
    >Devs have no time to fix it because they are working on dlc characters
    >Dlc characters are done
    >Devs abandon game
    >Stuck with shitty delay based netcode and worse matchmaking
    >Broken dlc characters that don't get nerfed because they stopped doing balance patches
    >moronic gameplay choices never get fixed

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMOVE THEM I WANT THEM OUT, PATCH THEM OUT AND REFUND PEOPLE. WASTED STOLEN SLOT, REMOVE XENOBLADE 2. REMOVE THE REDHEAD SWORD, REMOVE THE BLONDE SWORD. SMASH BROS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE IMPROVED WITHOUT THEM.

    WHERE THE FRICK IS DANTE, CRASH BANDICOOT, SPYRO THE DRAGON

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, even she would’ve been better

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/234547-super-smash-bros-ultimate/79809487

    >most popular base newcomer in Japan
    1. King K Rool
    2. Inkling
    3. Ridley
    4. Incineroar
    5. Isabelle
    6. Ken
    7. Richter
    8. Chrom
    9. Dark Samus
    10. Daisy
    11. Simon

    >most popular DLC newcomer in Japan

    1. Pyra/Mythra
    2. Joker
    3. Sora
    4. Byleth
    5. Min Min
    6. Hero
    7. Sephiroth
    8. Terry
    9. Kazuya
    10. Piranha Plant
    11. Banjo & Kazooie
    12. Steve

    https://sourcegaming.info/2022/09/23/mega-smash-poll-ultimate-characters/
    https://sourcegaming.info/2022/10/21/mega-smash-poll-ultimate-results-dlc/

    >most popular base newcomer in The West
    1. K Rool
    2. Ridley
    3. Inkling
    4. Simon Belmont
    5. Richter
    6. Ken
    7. Dark Samus
    8. Chrom
    9. Daisy
    10. Isabelle
    11. Incineroar

    >most popular dlc newcomers in The West
    1. Banjo
    2. Steve
    3. Sephiroth
    4. Sora
    5. Terry
    6. Pyra
    7. Hero
    8. Joker
    9. Byleth
    10. Kazuya
    11.Min-Min
    12. Plant

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit online
    >Ruined by DLC
    I don't want Sakurai on Smash anymore

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built in input delay even with wired gamecube controller adapter

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > - 0 showers taken.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    inkling ended up being really boring. half her attacks are useless. your entire gameplan is just back air and then spam jab as much as possible. no wonder everyone forgot she existed after the first week

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if for Inkling’s down air it could shoot out ink as well, that attack just feels so dry, it’s like if R.O.B didn’t exhaust any jet propulsion out from his down air. Basically I want to give Inkling down air more flare. Also I’d switch out Chrom for Octoling in a heartbeat, Splatoon only has 3 games and has already outsold the entire Fire Emblem franchise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of normals from the game need more flare
        As it is right now most characters' normals are just claw swipes, sword slashes, and kicks and punches with a few unique moves thrown in there every 3 characters or so

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rampant rosterhomosexualry was the worst i've ever seen this board and that's saying something
    incredibly competent party game though, not much bad to say about it other than the online which is more nintendo's fault than sakurai

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we have actually good netcode next game? it's 2023 and smash still sucks to play online.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked nearly everything but the netcode and online features are a downgrade from 4. GSP means homosexuals play like homos and Arenas aren't much better.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dislike
    >No playable Ashley
    >Steve DLC
    >Banjo’s moveset

    Like
    >Banjo being in
    >Custom stages can be funny

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely lost my shit at Terry and was genuinely surprised at how much of a fightangay Sakurai revealed himself to be in the breakdown video, I would have lost my shit at the girls but I didn't get into Xenoblade 2 until later that year so the whole thing went over my head, I do remember Ganker losing their shit thinking it was a new DLC scenario until Pyra pulled the letter

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    arena where

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fem roster.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that it introduced my normie friends to a lot of my favourite IPs

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fighting game

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Reimu could have a chance? How will her introduction would be?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Ultimate for what it was, but it honestly lacks in singleplayer content, especially compared to past titles, with so much focus on the spirits in general. I miss Events, Target Test, and Boss Rush.

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