snake... had a hard life

snake... had a hard life

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe how stupid that game had gotten

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they fricked up with Raiden the gay. the demo for metal gear solid 2 was better than anything that's been made after it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      apparently kojima REALLY wanted to get rid of hayter for no apparent reason
      first he tried replacing snake
      that didn't work out
      then he tried getting a different actor
      that didn't pan out until V (and carried some nasty consequences, like venom snake barely ever talking)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played an actual game past psp. there is more movie than game play

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >actual good game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >actual good game

          peace keeper put the taste I'd piss keeper in my mouth

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            here fricked something

            Bot posts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              frick off. I was trying to explain myself. you're a fricking towel

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're a moronic ESL lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not about esl

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good morning sirs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                only part business here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >party

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do NOT redeem sirs

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Old snake was a mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Old Snake was kino. To be fair I'm sucker for tragic characters who goes on adventure of their own while other characters get happy endings

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hell no
        One of kojima best decision.

        MGS1 was like the first real game we had with snake as a fleshed out character, 2 he was a side character, 4 he was a cancer patient. I don't necessarily dislike how Kojima ended Solids story line, I just wish we had gotten a few more "canon" games to play as Solid first before they killed him off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kojima grew to hate solid snake for reasons not well understood
          he even stated that he "has no soul" in an interview and purposefully paired his original love interest with shitpants mcgee

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no
      One of kojima best decision.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick metal gear shit

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ay but it's the pirate's life for me

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MGS4 is such a FRICKING trainwreck. The the fact that Meryl married the shits his pants joke character is so fricking bad

    MGS2 Tanker Mission > MGS1 > MGS3 > MGS2 >>> MGS4 > MGSV > PW >>>>> Twin Snakes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MGS4 was basically kojima not giving a shit and wanting to frick with fans of the series (and especially fans of snake) for no good reason

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        here fricked something

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it cringe or kino?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      every scene with snake talking for hours on the plane was unfiltered kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I heard you can rent the game without game play, and watch the fmv's

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what was cool about metal gear solid was that it was Sonys version of hitman. both games suck now

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why anyone still likes metal gear. fricking snake eater pissed me off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree 3 is overrated but it's still a good game. 4 and V are mostly bad but still have fun gameplay and some cool story moments. MGR is pure kino.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will never happen, but I wanted Snake to have a better ending. Kojima really wanted to sabotage Solid Snake to the point it sours the enjoyment of the rest of the series. Ironically the more Kojima showed Big Boss with love and attention the more he showed Big Boss as a stupid bastard who deserved all his frustrations and misery. Solid Snake will always be better than Big Boss. Solid Snake has a huge advantage that Big Boss lacks, Solid Snake is not a woman worshiping simp. While Big Boss laments that an enemy like Paz died, Solid Snake doesn't give a frick about Naomi dying. Big Boss still believed in the lie of the little girl who wanted peace. Solid Snake? He sees a woman who poisoned his life, so he's unfeeling towards his enemy even if she helped him during circumstances, doesn't really excuse her previous actions and that's why Solid Snake only merely tolerates her they are not friends.

    God the best thing that happened to Metal Gear is Kojima got kicked out of Konami. I don't want to imagine how much worse Kojima would do if he were remaking MG 1 and 2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tl;tr qrd?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Solid Snake is a much better character than Big Boss and Kojima would further smear the series if he somehow stayed at Konami and made remakes of MG 1 and 2 as was vaguely implied with the finale of MGS5.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we're witnessing GPT-3chan training in action, gentlemen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick am I reading, why am I still awake. what are we doin anon.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it that makes the writing in MGS4 into this strange mixture of boring and embarrassing? In many ways it's a continuation of MGS2, the style and the thematic concerns are similar. Similar, but not the same. Something is off here. It could just be that the scenes are too fricking long, causing the player to pay more attention to what is said and also to be more critical of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima was clearly burned out on the series and phoning it in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take a wild guess

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