Snake, have you seen "Avengers Endgame"? Posted on May 24, 2023 by Anonymous Snake, have you seen "Avengers Endgame"?
>we're gonna see a non-cute paramedic
I don't want it to come out after all
she will be black
and munch carpet
is Konami woke?
They're going to end up forgetting a lot of shit and codecs, the game will be barebones and normalfags with terrible taste will say it's ok because the aim and shoot buttons are standardized.
Keep saying this.
Shut the fuck up schizo, it'll always be ironic how you only do this type of policing on one of the worst boards on this site. Kys.
Fuck this board. If we gatekeep the soijak/Frogposters it'll make this a better place.
They will probably just reuse the codec audio.
There's no way a modern game will have you sir through the codec calls like before
Or the cutscenes
Dead on arrival
I don't trust Konami to remember even half of the small details in 3. But they're prepared for this with the new collections which look like they're coming to PC too so I'll take it.
>Snake, I've just had a message from chief medical officer fauci, it looks like you're missing a couple of COVID 19 vaccination booster shots.
>You know how important those are right?
MGS1 and 4 revolve around Snake stupidly letting people inject shit into him.
>MGS1 and 4 revolve around Snake stupidly letting people inject shit into him.
Based Kojima predicting the future again.
We'll play as the asshole snake that:
>Feeds and sends children to war
>Candidly uses lethal means to kill enemies and isn't emotionally affected by it.
>Plays with Venom, that he's nothing but a tool for his own gains.
Yeah, Naked snake the worst snake.
Except Naked Snake isn't that Snake. He becomes a different person after 3.
If they ruin Paramedic I'm going to kill myself. I love her.
i haven't played this game in over 10 years and i still read it in her voice
I wonder if your codec friends will slowly become evil during the course of the game to foreshadow them becoming the patriots
No Volgin crotch grab scene, no buy.
No Ocelot meow, no buy.
It will be reimagined for modern audiences, you can't have sexual harassment in a modern video game.
>Snake, have you seen The Dark Knight Rises? It's about a CIA agent who gets sent in a dangerous mission to retrieve a Russian scientist. However, he gets betrayed by someone who trusted and meets a really big guy who will become his greatest enemy.
>hhrrrngg... I don't really like how that sounds, Paramedic
>Hey, Snake, have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
>It’s a movie about a group of superheroes who try to undo the damage caused by a cosmic tyrant named Thanos. He wiped out half of all life in the universe with a snap of his fingers.
>Sounds like a nightmare.
>It was. But the Avengers didn’t give up. They traveled back in time to collect the Infinity Stones, the source of Thanos’ power, and used them to bring everyone back.
>Time travel? That's impossible.
>Well, not according to the movie. They used a device called the Quantum Realm, which allows them to access different points in time and space.
>Quantum Realm? Is that like The Twilight Zone?
>No, Snake, it’s not like The Twilight Zone. It’s based on quantum physics, which is a branch of science that deals with the behavior of subatomic particles.
>Subatomic particles? Like atoms?
>Smaller than atoms, Snake. Much smaller.
>How do you know all this stuff?
>I’m a doctor, Snake. I have to keep up with the latest scientific developments.
>I see. So, did the Avengers succeed?
>They did. But it came at a cost. Some of them sacrificed themselves to save the universe.
>The Avengers gave up their lives for their friends and their ideals.
>I guess they really are superheroes.
>They are, Snake. They are.
Fuck you i hate it already
Fucking hell bros I'm so happy. I'm pretty sure it's going to be fucking shit or mediocre at best but goddamn did I get chills seeing snake and the mgs 3 theme. At this moment i am euphoric...