Snake, have you seen "Avengers Endgame"?

Snake, have you seen "Avengers Endgame"?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're gonna see a non-cute paramedic
    I don't want it to come out after all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she will be black

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and munch carpet

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Konami woke?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to end up forgetting a lot of shit and codecs, the game will be barebones and normalgays with terrible taste will say it's ok because the aim and shoot buttons are standardized.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep saying this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep saying this.

      >redditfrog
      go back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up schizo, it'll always be ironic how you only do this type of policing on one of the worst boards on this site. Kys.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick this board. If we gatekeep the soijak/Frogposters it'll make this a better place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will probably just reuse the codec audio.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way a modern game will have you sir through the codec calls like before
        Or the cutscenes
        Dead on arrival

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't trust Konami to remember even half of the small details in 3. But they're prepared for this with the new collections which look like they're coming to PC too so I'll take it.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Snake, I've just had a message from chief medical officer fauci, it looks like you're missing a couple of COVID 19 vaccination booster shots.
    >You know how important those are right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGS1 and 4 revolve around Snake stupidly letting people inject shit into him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MGS1 and 4 revolve around Snake stupidly letting people inject shit into him.
        Based Kojima predicting the future again.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll play as the butthole snake that:
    >Feeds and sends children to war
    >Kills animals
    >Candidly uses lethal means to kill enemies and isn't emotionally affected by it.
    >Plays with Venom, that he's nothing but a tool for his own gains.
    Yeah, Naked snake the worst snake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except Naked Snake isn't that Snake. He becomes a different person after 3.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they ruin Paramedic I'm going to kill myself. I love her.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played this game in over 10 years and i still read it in her voice

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if your codec friends will slowly become evil during the course of the game to foreshadow them becoming the patriots

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Volgin crotch grab scene, no buy.

    No Ocelot meow, no buy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be reimagined for modern audiences, you can't have sexual harassment in a modern video game.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Snake, have you seen The Dark Knight Rises? It's about a CIA agent who gets sent in a dangerous mission to retrieve a Russian scientist. However, he gets betrayed by someone who trusted and meets a really big guy who will become his greatest enemy.
    >hhrrrngg... I don't really like how that sounds, Paramedic

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, Snake, have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
    >Avengers what?
    >It’s a movie about a group of superheroes who try to undo the damage caused by a cosmic tyrant named Thanos. He wiped out half of all life in the universe with a snap of his fingers.
    >Sounds like a nightmare.
    >It was. But the Avengers didn’t give up. They traveled back in time to collect the Infinity Stones, the source of Thanos’ power, and used them to bring everyone back.
    >Time travel? That's impossible.
    >Well, not according to the movie. They used a device called the Quantum Realm, which allows them to access different points in time and space.
    >Quantum Realm? Is that like The Twilight Zone?
    >No, Snake, it’s not like The Twilight Zone. It’s based on quantum physics, which is a branch of science that deals with the behavior of subatomic particles.
    >Subatomic particles? Like atoms?
    >Smaller than atoms, Snake. Much smaller.
    >How do you know all this stuff?
    >I’m a doctor, Snake. I have to keep up with the latest scientific developments.
    >I see. So, did the Avengers succeed?
    >They did. But it came at a cost. Some of them sacrificed themselves to save the universe.
    >Sacrificed themselves?
    >The Avengers gave up their lives for their friends and their ideals.
    >I guess they really are superheroes.
    >They are, Snake. They are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you i hate it already

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell bros I'm so happy. I'm pretty sure it's going to be fricking shit or mediocre at best but goddamn did I get chills seeing snake and the mgs 3 theme. At this moment i am euphoric...

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