>It's a rainy day >She stays at your house >She brought her guitar >Asks if we can practice together >Spend some time playing some songs and practicing with the guitar together. >Suddenly she sings
I have this from the last thread
https://vocaroo.com/1n2GEFPSHqXn
fuck you Bill Withers
Pippa is the best corpo vtuber hands down. Kirsche is the best indietuber. When they collab it is all gold all the time. If you're not into vtubers, either of them are great places to start.
>unironically streaming snoot game
I know this website hates mainstream attention but that's kinda based but not based enough, wake me up when she touches on more risky Ganker games like pokemon clover and super mario Gankerorld
Vtubing isn't about gaming really, it's about the streamer being entertaining and interacting. They do all sorts of stuff. Parasocial idol culture. The game is just a vehicle for the streamer to be a whackjob.
I think this is exclusively a problem with western vtubers. I've already read it. I just wanted to see someone playing it for the first time but I now see my time is better spent elsewhere.
>wow times been going quicks an hour has passed
BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STUPID SHIT TO CHAT.
Are all fucking streamers like this?
I rarely ever watch streamers but I'll assume
Vtubing isn't about gaming really, it's about the streamer being entertaining and interacting. They do all sorts of stuff. Parasocial idol culture. The game is just a vehicle for the streamer to be a whackjob.
is on point here because cultivating a relationship with your viewers is fairly paramount to a streamer climbing.
Do people really like this? Leo's stream was so much better at showing off the game, it makes sense that so many Hispanicbros tried it out after watching.
i dont fucking know all streamers i watch are either in spanish, wouldn't associate with any thing that simply implies transphobia or play fucking bloons so i don't know isab
>"Yeah I'm a total greenpilled textcel. I'm basically going "be me" mode and I'm giving storytellingcore vibes. >"Daddy, Green and I think God should kill you."
>Green chose the "Jinxed" trait at birth and chose luck as the dump stat.
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>Green puts a fork in the microwave when making nuggies on accident. >It fucking explodes. >Somehow he gets off with little to no injuries despite the microwave glass exploding into his face.
>I'm sure neither of our parents will mind if I stay the night
Wouldn't Trish be utterly pissed at the idea of her daughter staying over just so she can study with Anon's son?
>The dad inside of anon is happy that his son actually crushing on a real girl and not a waifu like he did. >The racist inside of him is saying "yeah but did it really have to be A FUCKING TRIGGER?"
will Cavemanon suck this streamer's cock off so she can keep playing, will they rush wani to stay relevant after leo took a break from snoot game find out next time in snoot game Z
Ikr, annoying is the only word that describes this, if any guy spoke about vices like gatcha this loud and obnoxiously nobody would listen but because its a girl she gets a pass. Though streamers in general are gay stuff, popular streamers like XQC and Hasan prove that, yet as retarted or malicious they may be at least they provide something different then hilarious funny weeb girl #103
She's really doing a disservice by basically asking her chat to play the game for her. Making those choices herself would keep the gameplay at a much brisker pace and she'd probably be more invested that way.
I'm not watching cancer vtubers, but why the fuck would you not make your own choices in this type of thing. I made my own, I ending 3'd, I feeled, and I enjoyed it. No anon told me what choices to make.
>but why the fuck would you not make your own choices in this type of thing
Youtubers/vtubers do this shit all the time. They only want to play through games once because they need to keep up with [current popular trend] but they also want to get the "best" (read: viewer appreciated) ending, so they ask chat/comments for how to basically cheat to get the optimal ending for maximum reaction potential and VOD enjoyment.
Well good thing I'm not a loser who watches these retards
I'm just another lonely retard anon who wants to fuck a dino, not a complete failure like those fags
Hell, her struggling to make a choice could lead to interesting discussion relevant to the game being played. Not really the point of vtuber streams though, if you're looking for something that focuses on the gameplay, look elsewhere.
This was the first time i watched a vtuber stream and its going to be last
She never focuses on the game, took her two hours to get to a part that takes thirty minutes to get to. Is painfully unfunny in her attempt to appeal to a culture she is clearly an outsider to, thinks loud=fun blowing my eardrums every five minutes or so, never properly holds a conversation with the chat not that i fully blame her for it since nobody in the chat ever says anything of substance, its all unfunny sex jokes, not even that but references to said jokes. Turned it off after the two hour mark with Fang in lab, you might as well put the comedy anime english dub in the background while playing the game.
>Chat I wasn't ranting!!! You can see that I only had a te-wow thanks for the 300 hundred dollars chat!
Okay now that we all that vtuberfags should be shot lets talk about more important topics.
Like how cute my wife Reeve is.
Anon, she lost interest on the game entirely, that's why she is stalling and ranting that hard, just close the stream, save yourself the time, you can always watch the VOD if you're that morbidly curious.
>Watch Leo play Snoot >He makes comments about the characters >He states his opinions and is willing to discuss when confronted by certain topics >He himself picks what he believes is right, letting the chat pick in only a few and mostly irrelevant situations >Goslings >Plays Wani demo >Clears GVH out of principle >Plays Snoot mods
I owe Hispanics an apology, he really was /ourguy/ all along.
If he did, it wasn't on stream. He does talk about it several times both to actually talk about its content and for the sake of making jokes, so I assume he either did or he watched it on YouTube.
sadly not timestamp but go into his first gvh stream and skip to the ending and you get a televangelist like rant about how its just filler and how it fucked up his mouse
It was fun watching him start off thinking it was a joke game like we all did only to end up getting so invested in the story. Especially cute when his girlfriend would aww at the heartfelt moments. Both of them were totally hooked by the end. This Pippa v-tuber is so goddamn souless in comparison.
Did he do ending 1? Or too spooked to do so
I think he's played it but I don't think the VOD is on Youtube.
Did you forget the whole extra chapter where he asked Fang to record a tour of his neighborhood and crib to a penpal he met on Ganker that just so happened to be Stella?
This is how zoomers think they get friends. This is their only way to get some acknowledgment. There is a reason why zooomers giving 5 dollars to youtuber just for the youtuber to say hi to him is a joke.
Befriend triggers. Respect triggers. Roundhouse kick triggers friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a trigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a trigger. Launch triggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat triggers like dinosaurs. Warn triggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with triggers. Watch TV and play video games with triggers. Invite triggers to parties. Report triggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half Free triggers from quicksand. Appreciate triggers. Observe trigga history month. Eat with triggers. Judge triggers by the content of their character. Dance with triggers during prom. Fall in love with a trigger. Make love to a trigger. Have children with triggers. Do not abandon your trigger wife and leave her in welfare. Cremate triggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify triggers. Civil rights for triggers. Collect triggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct trigger horns with a drill. Help old triggers cross the road. Admire triggers. Slice letuce with a katana.
>now devoting yourself to make gay porn
Dangerously based, have one of them start the situation like https://youtu.be/0PAvG31Ma-k?si=23GtkEOv1hwnB9zz
If you do that put big buff dino-anon in there somewhere, giant faceless monster thats also a dork activates neurons i didnt even know i had
If you actually do that i'll kneel
Thanks for the support, gaymers. I'll probably finish moving mid October (waiting for background checks and shit), but I did heed your requests and will drawfag. I think, for fun, I'll try and make South Park cutout characters for some scenes.
I've always found band stories to be retarded wishful author projection, but the general pacing, atmosphere, and writing have been surprisingly good. I might be motivated enough to read this to completion.
>I couldn't masturbate for an entire month
Insane how a shitpost parody game managed to have this effect on like 5 different anons kek. I was one of them. I didn't want lust, I wanted love.
I've started fapping less and less, which is good since I wanted to do that anyways but... did it have to be tied to the depression of never having a dini gee eff?
Anon and Fang were such literally-me characters that after getting all endings in a day I realized how much of a broken-inside drone I had been for a decade. This game broke me down even further for a week and now I'm actively rebuilding myself as a better man. Curiously I didn't get this tfw no waifu syndrome every other SG enjoyer seems to be suffering from I'm totally waifuing that gator though I love fat bitches
after thinking about it for some time the only streamer/YouTuber that speaks English that i think would be able to enjoy snoot game is fucking pyrocinical
Sorry but Pyro is on the "left" side of social politics, while he can be funny and understanding, he is a huge pussy. This game would not fly over within his channel, just doing what he can to keep his job
Damn right, Leo didn't deserve his fate of being erased. He might as well be an original OC at this point, along with all the other characters anons liked but never had a role in GVH.
Sorry, fag. Cavemanon properties only. And those other properties that they don't own but act like they do. But other properties from the same source that they don't act like they own are fucking off the table.
İn Snoot he is in emotional turmoil and his kind helpful personality makes him likable while giving him more depth then just being the cool guy, were in GHV he has no personality, he is good to a group of people he has nothing in common with, tagging along just cause. Like he has to be involved cause he is fangs brother but to everyone else he might as well be a acquaintance.
Visually, sure. Writing is so bland it sucks monkey balls. It had potential, then was squandered in favor of devs who's deluded reach exceeded their grasp. It's also barely a game.
>devs who's deluded reach exceeded their grasp. It's also barely a game.
Weren't they also raving on about how it would change the visual novel scene forever?
Yeah it changed the scene forever, made me want to avoid any western VNs forever ahahahaha.
the writing is boring, and it is blatantly unfinished and rushed.
only 1 ending and your choices don't really amount to anything except unlocking a few lines and the end that don't really change anything
Very little, only till a bit after anon switches bags with reed at the start, didn't make it to any significant turning point. It was a pretty shit stream.
So, after taking a quick re-look at the stream, this is the actual rough playtime, green is actual game and red is sperging distractions (the fact that she would let chat pick the choices for her always guaranteed some distracting as well)
Well this is legitimately the first snoot stream i've seen that was actually painful, the Hispanics and the first few "vtuber guy with 5 twitch followers" were a million times more entertaining
yeah she also thinks 09 is better than snoot so you know her tastes are off, let alone asking if she was even close to one of the endings at 1 hour, after ranting about fucking genshin for 15 minutes,
ill forgive her thinking 09 is better since she hasn't even gotten to the slightly interesting parts of snoot all up to this point is just one big Ganker shitpost
I like that I can tell which one of those reds is when she just rambled about fucking crop tops and anime femboys solely because of how fucking huge it is.
>All these newfags outing themselves by not recognizing snoot game and thinking these threads are unironically for canadian gay dino propaganda: the game.
also edgier and... a lot less depth on a protagonist that will never have any depth beyond what is there, its a shitpost in itself, but doesnt have much to balance it out, snoot is yin and yang with balancing seriousmoments with normal life while 09 is edge, and thats it really, with most characters being unironic caricatures
Biggest missed opportunity for some self-reflection for the protagonist too. Don't go looking up t he dev/writer interview with Kirsche on twitter if you want to keep your good mood tonight
Unironic brainrot who believes his game is serious and that anyone who hates Nicole despises women.
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I'm not actually sure whether it's a bit or not. Half the shit the dude has said over the years is questionable, might just be a case of appealing to whatever would be edgiest to say.
2 weeks ago
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that means its worse... he's a grifter for being edgy
2 weeks ago
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Bingo.
I liked how edgy 09 was but found it weird that the girls were constantly talking about how hot they were, constantly sexualizing themselves, talking about sex, having sex, denying men sex, using sex to get things, etc. But also refer to themselves as children being preyed on whenever an old ulgly man came onto them.
Was this an intentional characterization from the developers, or an unintentional oversight?
>Was this an intentional characterization from the developers, or an unintentional oversight?
Kek, that's just teenagers anon. They're retarded, that's the joke.
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>"OH MAI GAWD, I'm sooo horny I'm bout to skip class and go FUCK MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND. Ewww the gym teacher is such a creep gawking at a LITERAL CHILD LIKE ME like that. Gross!!! Anyways does this t-shirt make my TITS LOOK BIGGER? I bought it 2 sizes smaller, there's a cute substitute teacher next period, I hope he notices! Tee hee.
2 weeks ago
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Crazy how realistic games have gotten huh?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I went to a nerd HS. Most girls there dated within their year, surprisingly. Although, I usually dated older women and still prefer to date older women. I wish I didn't spill my spaghetti when flirting with a milf furry at a convention.
2 weeks ago
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the prettiest most developed girls in my class would dress up and hit Uni pubs and get with college men. On senior year some would even hit on the handsome male teachers. They didn't give a fuck. Of course they'd all deny this if you'd ask, now that they have children all those memories of what it was like to teenager are erased. Gotta protect the pure little angels, am I right?
2 weeks ago
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My friend would sat on our chemistry teachers lap, the guys in my class protested his class by refusing to attend cause "He is getting all the girls" and would call him a playboy, when i asked her if she enjoyed it, she said no but it helps her get into good graces.
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>asked her if she enjoyed it, she said no but it helps her get into good graces
women, huh? Then she'll play the victim years down the line. Fuck me I wish I was a pretty woman and have no accountability.
2 weeks ago
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Sometimes i wish that, then i remember that i prefer being sentient
2 weeks ago
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My high school didn't have much if that, granted it was small.
The big scandal was when it was revealed a teacher divorced HER WIFE for a male former student, and might have been a statutory rapist.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Damn! My school's biggest drama was the two dumbest nerds fucking in the bathroom and later getting pregnant. They both got into pretty good colleges and got their degrees, though, so I guess it all worked out.
2 weeks ago
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Try having a student making a porno with the science teacher then the next week when it got found online one of the many tech students uploaded it to the school site through a backdoor.
Whole intranet got the killswitch when everyone signed in that morning and you heard screams kek.
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It's kind of funny how well connected I was to the scandal, the teacher was my advisor (think homeroom for all 4 years) and I had picked up a ton of information from her that confirmed the GOOGLE REVIEW that started the scandal.
2 weeks ago
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>he dicked his lesbian teacher straight
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I think she was bi from the start, I remember her complaining about gold star lesbians.
2 weeks ago
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I went through 12 highschools and I've never seen that kind of rampant thottery, nor were there any pedophiles teachers
2 weeks ago
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>pedophiles >hitting on hot slutty teenage girls
Anon...
2 weeks ago
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You know what I mean. All the male teachers were either: paranoid as fuck immigrants, dudes who didn't give a fuck and worked just enough to avoid getting labels and dudes that actually cared and so, were too principled to fuck teenagers.
2 weeks ago
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Yeah I get what you mean now. I just call people out for diluting the term pedophile because that's symptom of brainrot.
i have had pedophile gym teachers get arrested for peeping into the girls locker room, and had sluts try to hit on me, but get denied because everyone in the school knows that they're the equivalent of trailer trash, and even the horniest of nerds knew that associating with them is not worth it and sticking to 2d was always the better option
based
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i have had pedophile gym teachers get arrested for peeping into the girls locker room, and had sluts try to hit on me, but get denied because everyone in the school knows that they're the equivalent of trailer trash, and even the horniest of nerds knew that associating with them is not worth it and sticking to 2d was always the better option
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its more that every character in that game is pretty much unlikable to an extreme to the point that i have no investment in the story. theres barely anything to balance out the pessimism, and would honestly make me invested if a well adjusted character existed was in the story because it would be more interesting than "lol,edgy"
in comparison, snoot game reminds me of actual aspects of the setting and people that i have seen back in high school that makes me feel invested in the characters and the story in general. i knew weebs, punks and the such, and i remember shit such as pizza being pretty much cardboard.
09 tried to use "relatable" scenarios with outrageous characters, that lead to shitpost tier endings.
snoot used outageous scenario as a backdrop, with relatable characters with depth, and evolved with the use of some grounded scenarios, o9 does a school shooting with the sublety of a brick, snoot does one in ending one with foreshadowing and it feels grim because you feel it.
two different realms to be honest
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Snoot game also captures pointless the feeling of blowing things out of propotion that we all do in our teenage lives, the looming dread we feel for minute things we did exaggrating them in our heads only cause we haven't really experienced adult world save for small bits here and there.
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I wish to have a bit of that back, the ability to care about about things, there is a lot of suffering, but there's great highs that come with it too. I'm numb, because I now know that barely anything matters in the long run, and just like almost nothing is truly the end of the world, there isn't a bright Victory screen either.
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I feel this, I just don't have passion for anything like I used to, and the years are all just blending together now. I'd never go back, but I'd love to have some aspects of my teenage self back. At least I have sweet wizard powers now.
2 weeks ago
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> I'd never go back, but I'd love to have some aspects of my teenage self back
Same, I'd rather die than go back. Normal fags go on and on about how good their childhood and teenage years were. Brother it was hell for me. My happiest memories are almost all after I turned 18.
I do want the spark back. I don't want to go through life being an empty husk. I want to feel accomplishment.
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Yeah i get you, i think thats because humans need to be part of a community its an inate desire no a need, Our modern systems make it impossible to belong in most communties therefore our actions feel meaningless only performed for continuing our lives. High school for many of us is the last enviorment in our life were we are a real part of a community, so even though its all insigficant once gradiuate we care about things like high school drama, our standing ect as it affected us and those we were together with.
2 weeks ago
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Man i need sleep, im typing like im drunk
2 weeks ago
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>High school for many of us is the last enviorment in our life were we are a real part of a community,
Glad you had that anon. Unfortunately for me, it was the opposite, it cemented my hatred for micro societies. I am unable to function in such environments for long periods of time, it is the reason I quit college despite having good grades. And the reason I can't work most jobs.
2 weeks ago
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I gained a lot of joy by hiking and just talking to people on the trail. People are more honest and forthcoming in nature. Probably why rich people relax playing golf or hunting big game, it's the same but expensive.
2 weeks ago
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I thought the whole point of Nicole was to hate her?
I liked how edgy 09 was but found it weird that the girls were constantly talking about how hot they were, constantly sexualizing themselves, talking about sex, having sex, denying men sex, using sex to get things, etc. But also refer to themselves as children being preyed on whenever an old ulgly man came onto them.
Was this an intentional characterization from the developers, or an unintentional oversight?
Didn't even play a single second but considering the normie appeal it has, unintentional. devs are probably one of those dipshits that think women are angelic beings whoms sexuality shouldn't be judged, as exploting men is a-ok and they shoulde be ashamed for theirs. Just off of that what i made from my head, im not going to play this game and write off Pippa as a Stupid whore off the basis that she thinks that game is better then Snoot game(which she hasn't even finish)
Ackshully, these are scalies. They won't burn as easily as you think. We all know you want the Lusty Argonian Maid anyways.
honestly the worst part is that they're all ugly furries. At least if the artist was good and made some TNA to make the thing worth it I'd understand but I know you're all gay cuz the chicks are all ugly as fuck, furfags have 0 taste it's unreal
>no ripley scene after return of gigachad anon in E3
Shame, I like that overprotective yet mediocre fathers scenes
Ripley knew he wouldn't be able to scare anon anymore when he saw his eyes again.
Those were the eyes of a man who's seen some shit. >They both stare at each other while Lucy and Samantha both talk about where they want to go eat. >"Ripley." >"Anon." >Ripley extends a hand-shake, which Anon firmly accepts. >"No crushing grip? No death threats this time?" >"Nah, I know you ain't scared of me no more, wouldn't feel right either. Knowing that you could kill me in a split second kinda takes the fun out of it as well." >"I feel like you could still give me some trouble." >"Dunno about that one son, these old bones are getting harder to move around each day. Besides, I'd be nothing compared to the shit you went through." >"How do you know? For all you know I could have been just a desk jocky, spending all day whining about the air conditioning being broken." >"Your eyes shifting around, the way you carry yourself, I've seen enough vets in my time as a cop to know when a man has seen things, experienced things." >Anon goes quiet for a moment. Only for Ripley to pull suddenly him into a manly hug. >"It's good to see you in one piece son, rather than as a folded flag on a casket." >"I wouldn't say entirely in one piece, but it's good to be back." >"I bet Lucy was ecstatic to see you." >"No kidding. One moment I'm at the fair looking for gullible teens to recruit, and the next my throats being assaulted by some ptero girl. I could barely recognize her in her dress." >"Hmm. She really missed you, she'd bring you up alot whenever we talked... and for what it's worth. Me and Samantha really missed you too." >"I'm... surprised... I already told Lucy this but when I was kinda half-expecting to get home just to find out that everyone forgot about me." >"No sense in worrying now. Lucy never forgot, Anon. We never forgot." >"...Thank you..." >"Anytime, son... now uh... let's go see what the girls have in mind for breakfast." >"Yeah... I'm starving."
Stella feels like she'd play Nids, checks enough of the other boxes of girls that usually pick that faction. That or Triptides since she's a fucking weeb.
Spears plays converted Beast snaggas, using savage Orc parts liberally.
Anon: CSM (Iron Warriors) or IG (Krieg)
Fang: Tau
Trish: Wouldn't play because she's a fag
Reed: Orkz
Naser: Ultramarines
Naomi: Thousand Sons
Stella: Eldar
Rosa: SoB
There's also likely far more humans in the world, considering the amount of human culture in dino land. It seems dinos don't breed as fast or easily.
I believe in Wani, during one of the history lessons, it is mentioned that the Americas are dominated by a dino majority while the rest of the world has a higher human count.
Spear chucker, rock thrower as derogatory terms for humans implies we developed a use for tools faster than dinos did.
Dinosaur society is probably built on the accomplishments of man.
Humans walked so Dinos could run (with Human's holding their hand for wholesome sexy HMOFA action.)
Bait but brings up something annoying I've always seen in media where humans are bland and other species anthrofied are like demigods immune to stuff or resistant to things by several magnitudes. Humans are by far the most successful animal on the planet so we have plenty of strengths and the fact we were able to do that despite not having claws or natural armor makes it even more impressive. Even making I've seen games and stories skirt around this by making Humans a jack of all trades race or a warrior society which is fine and even cool as fuck depending on the media but kind of stale. I always like to think Humans were the Europeans of the snoot world and the dinos were the natives but in the snoot world there wasn't nearly as much replacement from disease and colonization as in ours.
Unironicaly this. I tend to think HFY shit is reddit but there really is something amazing by the human need to explore and do great deeds that the dinos probably have envy of and need to cope in some way with their immediate traits like resistance to certain compounds. I like to think dinos are far more locked in with their diet and are probably lactose intolerant.
This isn't a FUCKYEAHHUMANITY shit. Its mostly as what other anon said. They're not strong but they could take a beating. They can deal with cold weather easier. And they can eat meat and plant without any problem..
Unironicaly this. I tend to think HFY shit is reddit but there really is something amazing by the human need to explore and do great deeds that the dinos probably have envy of and need to cope in some way with their immediate traits like resistance to certain compounds. I like to think dinos are far more locked in with their diet and are probably lactose intolerant.
The best human quality is how batshit insane we are.
Bait but brings up something annoying I've always seen in media where humans are bland and other species anthrofied are like demigods immune to stuff or resistant to things by several magnitudes. Humans are by far the most successful animal on the planet so we have plenty of strengths and the fact we were able to do that despite not having claws or natural armor makes it even more impressive. Even making I've seen games and stories skirt around this by making Humans a jack of all trades race or a warrior society which is fine and even cool as fuck depending on the media but kind of stale. I always like to think Humans were the Europeans of the snoot world and the dinos were the natives but in the snoot world there wasn't nearly as much replacement from disease and colonization as in ours.
What are human and dinos strengths and weaknesses? The largest human weakness is our women so we have that to start with.
Humans >can thrive in all temperatures >can eat pretty much everything >best endurance >higher drive to create and explore >can't handle extreme weather >fragile outer layers (skin and nails) >below average strength compared to other large mammals
Dinos >can thrive in extreme heat >sturdy bodies (scales and nails) >some have horns, some have wings, some have big tails >above average strength >limited diet >can't handle cold weather
Unironicaly this. I tend to think HFY shit is reddit but there really is something amazing by the human need to explore and do great deeds that the dinos probably have envy of and need to cope in some way with their immediate traits like resistance to certain compounds. I like to think dinos are far more locked in with their diet and are probably lactose intolerant.
This isn't a FUCKYEAHHUMANITY shit. Its mostly as what other anon said. They're not strong but they could take a beating. They can deal with cold weather easier. And they can eat meat and plant without any problem..
Humanity is just more adaptable. Not specifically through something like evolution or the like but just sheer fucking willpower. We looked at something like a mountain and felt the urge to climb it just because it was probably possible.
It's a bit of a meme nowadays but the indomitable human spirit is a genuine strength we have where no matter how hard we get fucked over we keep crawling back until we persevere.
Even with all our faults we are still a pretty amazing species, truly something special in how we won the race amongst the other inhabitants of this planet.
And thank god. Hybrids are shit-tier in any media.
That also mean humans are doomed to extinction
They take after the mom.
A dino mom will only give birth to dino-lookin kids, a human mom will only give birth to human-lookin kids.
Beyond maybe the rare quirk like a dino kid missing a tail or something, It's that simple.
>Complains that the game is boring >Spends most of the stream talking about some other random shit >Point this out to her >"Erm I actually only spent half an hour akshually, that was really freaking rude"
Genuinely cannot understand how people watch vtubers this is unbearable
>How do people actually watch that shit?
They like it when they donate and she mentions their name for a second, thats unironically it.
The whole vtuber thing is founded on parasocial relationships from guys who can't relate to anything but 2D.
It's a friday/weekend general, you'll have to do with Ganker threads until then. Or until Abib gets sick our threads and inadvertently causes another pin
/fang/ Friday and /snoot/ Saturday/Sunday.
Threads are slower but usually has more original content being posted.
/trash/ is a hell hole but it is the official Fang board. We had the longest thread in Ganker history besides 4chan shit on /trash/ so that's neat.
Lucy. Clean my fucking cum off your face before you go to bed. It's getting all over the fucking pillows. I don't want to sleep on fucking cum stained pillows.
Give me the ai voice fangs please
I have this from the last thread
https://vocaroo.com/1n2GEFPSHqXn
She actually has a good imitation Trigga voice
Imagine her singing this to you at night
>It's a rainy day
>She stays at your house
>She brought her guitar
>Asks if we can practice together
>Spend some time playing some songs and practicing with the guitar together.
>Suddenly she sings
https://vocaroo.com/1n2GEFPSHqXn
fuck you Bill Withers
blessed
Someone should do Tears from MP3 using her voice
https://files.catbox.moe/1vzdp6.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/zxmzxb.mp3
KO-OP lost. Even vtubers are streaming Snoot now.
Japanese delinquent Snoot spinoff when???
The fic "Better End" has a biker delinquent Trish, if that's what you are after.
thoughts on this rabbit?
I thought rabbits were supposed to be fast
this bitch is too fucking slow
ESL who can't stay on topic.
She has spent an hour and has yet to actually talk to Fang.
She's retarded, but I like her because she's got the same kind of retarded I like from Vargskelthor Joel.
Leo's stream was better and I can't even understand spanish.
BITCH GOT A PENIS
I can smell her room from the stream
Pippa is the best corpo vtuber hands down. Kirsche is the best indietuber. When they collab it is all gold all the time. If you're not into vtubers, either of them are great places to start.
Based as fuck before playing Snoot, unfathomably Based for playing Snoot, only Vtuber i've ever been able to stand
I don't get vtubers, western ones especially as those are just loud gremlins non-stop while japs at least know how to be cute.
>unironically streaming snoot game
I know this website hates mainstream attention but that's kinda based
but not based enough, wake me up when she touches on more risky Ganker games like pokemon clover and super mario Gankerorld
The only way I could watch a vtumor is if they stream Unteralterbach.
She probably would if she wasn't in a company.
So Pippa is going to be the second female vtuber to play snoot game on stream?
who is the second one and whats a female
Bunny Blasty was the first (I think)
She somehow got ending 4 on her first try without spoilers
I dontd know she IS talking about his husbando anda dont playing the fucking game
you WHAT
Cute rabbit, slightly retarded, just like I like 'em.
What route is she going?
too early to tell.
bets are on 2
if chat keeps making choices either 4 or 1 no in-betweens
Giving up after one session because "the game takes too long" I bet
I must be clairvoyant
She's been playing for 3 hours and still hasn't gotten to a real choice yet. She's somehow making snoot game look slower paced than GVH.
Who fucking knows, she isn't actually making the choices.
Unironically hope the chat is retarded enough to pick options to go down E1 or E2.
PIPPA LOVE
Is she on drugs or something hf
The problem is that she isn't and the mold is taking over.
I'd use her as a fleshlight.
Unironically the worst stream I've ever seen.
I regret having donated to her...
What is she? Japanese?
Worse, white trash.
Guys if you want to see a cute vtuber truly enjoying the Game watch Bunny blasty she even cry it
?si=ihZBXsLIoSzUSxc4
She?
That sounds like a dude
Is this some kind of cross dresser streamer or whatever?
thats just what loud latinas sound like bro, its ok to admit you havent been around more exotic girls
>>>/vt/
That is the average chilean female voice
chilean here can confirm that all of our women sound and look like men look up "Paty Maldonado" for reference (she's transphobic btw)
Stream?
thanks
>open on new tab
>hear annoying voice
>close tab
How can you guys watch this shit unironically?
anything for more fangfics
Why do you think they have a quarantine board?
Huh isn't Snoot absurdly risky to stream
She's done worse.
So?
Only if you get ending 1.
If there are no actual sex scenes it's fine. She just spent 3 streams with Class of '09 and that shit was wild.
outside of the retard word being thrown around, not really
>Sees Reed
>Is this male or female chat?
kek
>FUC BOI
>FUC BOI
>FUC BOI
> STOP BEING HORNY CHAT
Expected
Reeds power is unmatched by any other character.
How does a stoned raptor attract so many?
Dunno, everyone's fuckin' gay for him. Even before he was gay in GVH.
because bros before hoes.
Why did she do it?
Triggas gonna trig
This is one of my favorite moments because you can thoroughly blow Trish the fuck out after like it’s nothing.
we goin' global now lads
Imagine if this somehow managed to convince people that this place isn't as scary as they always thought
and then they get hit with the morons
>she's making her viewers choose for her
its over she has ruined her experience fully
taking two hours to get through 10% of the game isn't helping either
hey leo went at a similar so probably isnt that bad
Leo was faster.
only by like 10-20 minute not counting the start before she actually started playing
Sage and Nick impregnation! BHC correction making them mothers!
Those are men, Anon.
YOU'RE a men.
Nick is such a cutie
WOAH NICOLE WIFE WIFE WIFE
>wow times been going quicks an hour has passed
BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STUPID SHIT TO CHAT.
Are all fucking streamers like this?
sadly, yes.
mostly a vtumor issue, please be patient with the XX chromosome creature
I didnt watch the spanish streamers. did they not go on tangents?
Sure, but they were going faster than this and at least it was related some what to the game.
Not talking about the pronunciation of "sword".
Vtubing isn't about gaming really, it's about the streamer being entertaining and interacting. They do all sorts of stuff. Parasocial idol culture. The game is just a vehicle for the streamer to be a whackjob.
If you want no interaction with chat, you could always read it yourself instead of watching a streamer play it.
True.
I think this is exclusively a problem with western vtubers. I've already read it. I just wanted to see someone playing it for the first time but I now see my time is better spent elsewhere.
I rarely ever watch streamers but I'll assume
is on point here because cultivating a relationship with your viewers is fairly paramount to a streamer climbing.
>this platform dedicated to attention whores is full of.... ATTENTION WHORING? ZOMG WTF?!
I don't like v-tubers that much let alone EN ones
So this is the western v-tuber experience? I actually enjoyed Leo's stream and I can barely understand Spanish.
latinos cant stop winning
the fuck is going on in this thread
Pippa is streaming snoot game
who
why are you fucking teenagers obsessed with ecelebs
Get with the program old man, real gamers watch other people play video games now
welcome to the future old man, we zoomer watch other people play video games to cope with our loneliness instead of playing them ourelves
>phoneposter
hey pippa is followed by the dude who made the fake doujin snoot game covers so i trust her
I like Pippa's Naomi voice.
only good thing up to now
Fug, I had my own Snoot Game streams going. Now everyone's gonna think I'm copying an AIDSTuber.
I can't believe anon copied Pippa...
hey atleast noboy tought you copied a warhammer dog
Wait, did she enable saucy cgs? Did Leo when he played?
>Did Leo when he played?
yes he did
Hispanicbros can't stop winning
leo did, she hasnt since nobody has told her
>Did Leo when he played?
He showed the CGs.
Fuck youtubers post dino wifes.
kek, that's my green.
can't believe someone saved it despite the stilted writing.
Based reeveposter
First time Fang has appeared
2 hours in
>fang is now a brit
Oh goodie
here it comes
Oh boy the science class scene
its time for the game to start finally
she's 100 viewers from passing leo's peak its latinover
>british fang
i kinda dig it
It's too high fang's supposed to have a lower pitch
>trish using one of those shitty picrew photos
>fang using her dnd OC
this is canon now
Holy fuck you actually did my idea fucking KEK
Saw your post threads ago and just remembered now. I gotchu anon.
Cheers you glorious bastard.
This is so ass, what is wrong with zoomers.
Long term interaction with social media tends to create parasocial tendencies.
The dudes on a couch format got stale, but holy shit I never realized how much time editing and prerecording saves.
tl;dr:
Play the game. PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>talking about gacha
aaaaaaand closed.
>5 minutes talking about gacha
Leo won. Hispanics won.
ive never been happier to be from latin america
El amo huntleo da visto bueno a este post
>She has been talking about croptops shopping for nearly 20 minutes
Vtuberfags, you are not showing me your best
>I am going to play the game again
>one second later
>goes off topic AGAIN
So this is gaming in the future huh?
Who fucking let these people get popular.
Zoomer unironically. They don't have friends and been dependent on youtubers for some form of communication.
i dont know whats worse the letting chat decide, the constant off topic or the genshit shit
How long till she gets sidetracked again?
When the tuber get another choice.
Holy shit is she ever actually gonna play the game
Do people really like this? Leo's stream was so much better at showing off the game, it makes sense that so many Hispanicbros tried it out after watching.
The difference between a trendsetter and a trend chaser.
Go figure. Just as Leo finished his final Snoot related stream (for a while), we get this.
you think she knows who Leo is? It was because someone in chat recommended it in an earlier stream
I wasn't implying anything, I was just pointing out the coincidence.
he viewers arent increasing leo keeps winning lets go
now lets hope she gets hooked so it becomes popular enough an actual good streamer finds it and plays it
What's a good streamer? And which one would play a game that has thinly veiled slurs and transphobia?
like who
i dont fucking know all streamers i watch are either in spanish, wouldn't associate with any thing that simply implies transphobia or play fucking bloons so i don't know isab
WHAT UP MY TRIGGAS
METEOR DODGIN'
LARD GARGLIN'
I never got this, I figured it was draft dodgers but that doesn't work at all.
Oven Dodgers, a bit antisemitic which means it's literally impossible to monetize.
I can't tell if this is an old slur like Wop or a new one. Not really hip with the kid's lingo. Never would have known that one, thanks mate.
>Never would have known that one
Just means you've managed to stay away from the most insane of people online. Good job anon.
green green from last thread screencapped
i love green im such a greenjak
>"Yeah I'm a total greenpilled textcel. I'm basically going "be me" mode and I'm giving storytellingcore vibes.
>"Daddy, Green and I think God should kill you."
was going to make another green joke but some dude probably just got shot near my house kek
more interesting than fucking lightning that just struck my shed kek, god is not pleased with this vtuber streaming right now.
the apocalypse is gonna start due to a shitty vtuber and the only person to save us is the emperor of mankind's tru form huntleo
>Laugh at the Green story
>Immediately I hear the sounds of my roommate tripping and following down the stairs with his laundry.
What the fuck.
everytime someone says greencel one loud noise is made
>Green chose the "Jinxed" trait at birth and chose luck as the dump stat.
>Green puts a fork in the microwave when making nuggies on accident.
>It fucking explodes.
>Somehow he gets off with little to no injuries despite the microwave glass exploding into his face.
so is green just Milo from Milo Murphy's law now
>Whenever Green has something impolite to say, he whispers it to Amber and she'll flat out say it out loud.
>"...tell him to shut up cuz he's ugly..."
>"... Green said for you to shut the fuck up cuz you're an ugly bitch."
>"AMBER!"
>"What?"
>I'm sure neither of our parents will mind if I stay the night
Wouldn't Trish be utterly pissed at the idea of her daughter staying over just so she can study with Anon's son?
>Steal away Anon's only son and make him fall for a trigger.
all part of the plan actually
>The dad inside of anon is happy that his son actually crushing on a real girl and not a waifu like he did.
>The racist inside of him is saying "yeah but did it really have to be A FUCKING TRIGGER?"
you could say anon's bloodline is getting triggered
5 minute break
And here we go with another 10 minute off topic discussion.
will Cavemanon suck this streamer's cock off so she can keep playing, will they rush wani to stay relevant after leo took a break from snoot game find out next time in snoot game Z
Remind we why did Ganker make Snoot to spite Volcano High?
Fang was attractive.
Dunno, but my money is on Fang sex.
blue girl cute
Sex with Fang.
GVH was first presented by Sony in an important event and Ganker never misses a chance to make fun of Sony
based
lots of vtubers do. Though they usually deny it or at least downplay it once they break it into the mainstream.
It was literally just because Fang was sex even despite her wonky snoot in the original trailer
People started spitballing about it and then actually did it. Shit like this happens all the time on Ganker, they just actually organized this time.
if only Ganker could be this based and powerful all the time
I hope I'm there next time anons gather together to do something
She's /ourgirl/
I can't believe she comes from the internet hate machine.
>rare anon w
The only time Anon takes Ls is when he gets embarrassed by Trish, and in ending 1 and 2
do any of the E3 mous children have any interest in music or did nobody inherit that from fang
Nyanners is seething.
Nyanners never should of downplayed. She's good at what she does and she wound up indie anyway.
>how far are we into the game its almost midnight
Are these streamers actually retarded? Complaining about time when she is the one stalling the game.
She's not complaining about the game retard. She just ends around midnight.
she's apparently going to play atleast one full round let's hope she gets hooked enough to get other endings
I at least want her to get to the rooftop scene
let's vote interrupt in the roof scene so she gets e3 and gets forced to play more if she keeps up with this "voting" shit
Did she already fuck one up, or does interrupt lock you out of another choice later on?
she hasn't done a single story thread but interrupt makes it so you cant get the best ending in any way
She hasn't even gotten to one of the Point choices yet, because she spent so much time rambling about other shit. Let alone the rooftop scene.
>Spend half an hour talking about men in crop-tops
>Wonder why it's so late and you haven't yet reached an actual choice
Tardkin
pippa pls
dear God she's asking her fucking viewers if she must continue its like vtubers are a fucking hivemind dear god
She doesn't laugh any single time... I watch other people playing and don't they laugh a lot
>Wonders why the game is taking so long.
>Has a 15 minute rant about something else whenever she gets to a choice.
Women.
this isnt a real woman is it.
worse, it’s a redneck woman
Glad I never hopped onto the vtuber train.
This is just obnoxious, bunch of fags craving parasocial relationships.
Ikr, annoying is the only word that describes this, if any guy spoke about vices like gatcha this loud and obnoxiously nobody would listen but because its a girl she gets a pass. Though streamers in general are gay stuff, popular streamers like XQC and Hasan prove that, yet as retarted or malicious they may be at least they provide something different then hilarious funny weeb girl #103
She's really doing a disservice by basically asking her chat to play the game for her. Making those choices herself would keep the gameplay at a much brisker pace and she'd probably be more invested that way.
*to herself
She's doing a disservice to herself.
I'm not watching cancer vtubers, but why the fuck would you not make your own choices in this type of thing. I made my own, I ending 3'd, I feeled, and I enjoyed it. No anon told me what choices to make.
>but why the fuck would you not make your own choices in this type of thing
Youtubers/vtubers do this shit all the time. They only want to play through games once because they need to keep up with [current popular trend] but they also want to get the "best" (read: viewer appreciated) ending, so they ask chat/comments for how to basically cheat to get the optimal ending for maximum reaction potential and VOD enjoyment.
Well good thing I'm not a loser who watches these retards
I'm just another lonely retard anon who wants to fuck a dino, not a complete failure like those fags
Hell, her struggling to make a choice could lead to interesting discussion relevant to the game being played. Not really the point of vtuber streams though, if you're looking for something that focuses on the gameplay, look elsewhere.
How do people listen to her?
I get putting on a silly personality but jesus christ this is unbearable
This was the first time i watched a vtuber stream and its going to be last
She never focuses on the game, took her two hours to get to a part that takes thirty minutes to get to. Is painfully unfunny in her attempt to appeal to a culture she is clearly an outsider to, thinks loud=fun blowing my eardrums every five minutes or so, never properly holds a conversation with the chat not that i fully blame her for it since nobody in the chat ever says anything of substance, its all unfunny sex jokes, not even that but references to said jokes. Turned it off after the two hour mark with Fang in lab, you might as well put the comedy anime english dub in the background while playing the game.
>spoiling naomi
i mean i could tell she was being fake at the fucking start
>don't take it personally babe
holy fuck I remember that shit
When does the baboon clone appear?
>Chat I wasn't ranting!!! You can see that I only had a te-wow thanks for the 300 hundred dollars chat!
Okay now that we all that vtuberfags should be shot lets talk about more important topics.
Like how cute my wife Reeve is.
she IS pretty cute
nah reeve sucks, this is a autismpilled greencel buffjak thread
Green art fucking wen?
Snoot Pippa when?
never, she sucks
never, i'm glad theres a vtuber board so we don't have this shit flooding the board.
There should be a e-celeb board instead and vtuber fans should be shunned from all places like the scum they are.
when she plays the game for longer then 30 minutes without pausing to go on a autist rant and be payed 500 bucks for doing so
please just let her atleast finish the game once so i don't have to pretend im a fan of her so she keeps playing
Anon, she lost interest on the game entirely, that's why she is stalling and ranting that hard, just close the stream, save yourself the time, you can always watch the VOD if you're that morbidly curious.
i know that's why I'm watching three grown men play Kirby's adventure now ratatin gaming is the only healthy content that exists
>ratatin gaming on Ganker
>Watch Leo play Snoot
>He makes comments about the characters
>He states his opinions and is willing to discuss when confronted by certain topics
>He himself picks what he believes is right, letting the chat pick in only a few and mostly irrelevant situations
>Goslings
>Plays Wani demo
>Clears GVH out of principle
>Plays Snoot mods
I owe Hispanics an apology, he really was /ourguy/ all along.
do his videos have translations?
Youtube auto-translate was surprisingly readable but I couldn't say on the accuracy of it.
I don't think they do. I don't speak the language but I can mostly understand it.
He really did seem passionate about the game, GVH made him mad.
trust me, he was
>I don't think they do.
Yes it does
Oh, he was.
Did he do ending 1? Or too spooked to do so
3 & 4 only, I think.
too spooked he either watched it offstream or looked up what happened but he used a mod to get the bonus chapters sadly
I think he got a save file to skip those endings.
If he did, it wasn't on stream. He does talk about it several times both to actually talk about its content and for the sake of making jokes, so I assume he either did or he watched it on YouTube.
Does anyone have the video/audio of that one streamer who cried when he got E1?
>GVH made him mad.
anytime stamps by any chance?
sadly not timestamp but go into his first gvh stream and skip to the ending and you get a televangelist like rant about how its just filler and how it fucked up his mouse
It was fun watching him start off thinking it was a joke game like we all did only to end up getting so invested in the story. Especially cute when his girlfriend would aww at the heartfelt moments. Both of them were totally hooked by the end. This Pippa v-tuber is so goddamn souless in comparison.
I think he's played it but I don't think the VOD is on Youtube.
that's what happens when you are part of a corporation on YouTube atleast her viewers seemed to enjoy it
Vtubers lean harder on performance over actually playing, no? Like let's players before, with an additional layer of projecting persona.
Where can i find his playthrough?
I need to wash that pink haired retard cunt's shit playthrough out of my mouth.
Just look up "1Huntleo" on YouTube. His channel should be the first result and you can start the entire "Snoot Arc" from the beginning.
1Huntleo on YouTube has all those VODS
How the fuck did Anon get doxxed?
Did you forget the whole extra chapter where he asked Fang to record a tour of his neighborhood and crib to a penpal he met on Ganker that just so happened to be Stella?
Fuck I still haven't played the bonus chapters
I don't get it. Are you supposed to want to fuck the VTuber? It's just been annoying.
This is how zoomers think they get friends. This is their only way to get some acknowledgment. There is a reason why zooomers giving 5 dollars to youtuber just for the youtuber to say hi to him is a joke.
we need to make a fat fart mod so pyrocinical can play this game
>be racist
>play snoot game
>love fang to death
>but also want to hate fuck and impregnate trish
I'm conflicted
Befriend triggers. Respect triggers. Roundhouse kick triggers friendships into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a trigger baby's mouth. Love thy neighbour. Share some food with a trigger. Launch triggers into orbit as part of high-paying astronaut jobs. Treat triggers like dinosaurs. Warn triggers not to fall into active volcanoes. Share life experiences with triggers. Watch TV and play video games with triggers. Invite triggers to parties. Report triggers to the Nobel foundation. Karate chop racial sterotypes in half Free triggers from quicksand. Appreciate triggers. Observe trigga history month. Eat with triggers. Judge triggers by the content of their character. Dance with triggers during prom. Fall in love with a trigger. Make love to a trigger. Have children with triggers. Do not abandon your trigger wife and leave her in welfare. Cremate triggers in the oven, but only if their family didn't want them to be buried. Dignify triggers. Civil rights for triggers. Collect triggers garbage to put in the garbage disposal. Surgically reconstruct trigger horns with a drill. Help old triggers cross the road. Admire triggers. Slice letuce with a katana.
This guy's drawings has gotten me to appreciate Trish greatly. This image in particular fills my heart like little else has
the dude that makes those images hates trish, he straight up said that trish "is only useful for porn"
Based, trigga is for hatefucking only
Whatever his intentions, he succeeded in portraying a cute girl creature I want to poke and prod and annoy.
yeah I'd like to poke and prod her hairy asshole, if you get what I'm sayin
What's the appeal of Trish? I got ending 3 first so I never liked her even after 100%ing the game.
>ywn hatefuck a trigga on a daily basis that then slowly starts to lead to actual feelings of love
Bros...
Alright, just started reading. If this isn't good I'm holding you all responsible for wasting my time.
>she
>3 hours of stream
>only like 30 minutes of game content
>rest is gacha talk
Once I'm done moving, I will draw tons of Inco x Anon porn and flood the booru with it. It's not wrong to have gay sex with your cousin.
But that illegal!
This is the most offensive post I've ever seen on Ganker
>t. Liz
If you actually do that i'll kneel
Disregarding the fact that's GAY PORN this is pretty based of you.
devious
If you do that put big buff dino-anon in there somewhere, giant faceless monster thats also a dork activates neurons i didnt even know i had
>now devoting yourself to make gay porn
Dangerously based, have one of them start the situation like https://youtu.be/0PAvG31Ma-k?si=23GtkEOv1hwnB9zz
Can you at least draw some sexy handsome solo anons?
Woman
there's no women on the internet
Not a girl... I just like solo anon okay?
What he said.
Thanks for the support, gaymers. I'll probably finish moving mid October (waiting for background checks and shit), but I did heed your requests and will drawfag. I think, for fun, I'll try and make South Park cutout characters for some scenes.
>I'll try and make South Park cutout
Oh you're one of THOSE fujos
>I'll try and make South Park cutout characters for some scenes.
Oh no.
Olivia bros dont watch
Be a good person.
I'm trying anon.
fucking spider simping about naomi has a million times more soul than pippa
😉
>:v
I've always found band stories to be retarded wishful author projection, but the general pacing, atmosphere, and writing have been surprisingly good. I might be motivated enough to read this to completion.
I'm on the same boat, teenage school band bullshit always turned me off but they pulled it off.
Hope you keep enjoying it anon! The story really gets its hooks in you and makes you wanna strive for the best ending.
jej
Isn't the peak concurrent playercount for this game like 200? Why does Ganker talk about this shit so much
that's gvh we only use those threads as undercover snoot threads
Because it was made here duh.
This is a Snoot Game thread, not a Goodbye Volcano High thread.
because furries are obsessive freaks, duh
i dont think snoot game is that special or anything
you guys only latched on to it cause some anons made it
What makes YOU special?
trust me bro it is
>frog poster
Wasn't made for you, go back.
bro, I couldn't masturbate for an entire month after play that game. Its not just anon making the game.
I had to, it was the only thing that counteracted the depression
>I couldn't masturbate for an entire month
Insane how a shitpost parody game managed to have this effect on like 5 different anons kek.
I was one of them. I didn't want lust, I wanted love.
same i was like "what would fang think"
I've started fapping less and less, which is good since I wanted to do that anyways but... did it have to be tied to the depression of never having a dini gee eff?
>you guys only like thing because it was made by people with similar tastes to you
Yes
Have you played it? If so then fair enough, if not then give it a go, I thought the same as you, but I gave it a go and really enjoyed it
I read the entire thing and its just okay, like 6/10
Fair, I imagine some people would get more into it than others. 6 is still pretty decent.
I saw anons talk about snoot game a few years ago but never gave it a try. I played it for the first time a week ago and loved it.
Anon and Fang were such literally-me characters that after getting all endings in a day I realized how much of a broken-inside drone I had been for a decade. This game broke me down even further for a week and now I'm actively rebuilding myself as a better man. Curiously I didn't get this tfw no waifu syndrome every other SG enjoyer seems to be suffering from I'm totally waifuing that gator though I love fat bitches
>Why yes, I do support the creative endeavors of my community, how could you tell?
after thinking about it for some time the only streamer/YouTuber that speaks English that i think would be able to enjoy snoot game is fucking pyrocinical
Pyro is a drama attention seeking gay
yeah but he talks funny so I'll let it slide
Sorry but Pyro is on the "left" side of social politics, while he can be funny and understanding, he is a huge pussy. This game would not fly over within his channel, just doing what he can to keep his job
Wait, the 'real' game came out? I thought it was in development hell.
Reminder that Nerd is a fag and reworking GVH content how we please is what this whole community is about.
I love how this bro draws snoots.
he's a good snooter
Damn right, Leo didn't deserve his fate of being erased. He might as well be an original OC at this point, along with all the other characters anons liked but never had a role in GVH.
Sorry, fag. Cavemanon properties only. And those other properties that they don't own but act like they do. But other properties from the same source that they don't act like they own are fucking off the table.
>the best boy in both Snoot AND GVH
How does he do it?
By being a bro just trying his best to keep people happy.
İn Snoot he is in emotional turmoil and his kind helpful personality makes him likable while giving him more depth then just being the cool guy, were in GHV he has no personality, he is good to a group of people he has nothing in common with, tagging along just cause. Like he has to be involved cause he is fangs brother but to everyone else he might as well be a acquaintance.
Ok but counter-point; he's cute and i want to kiss him
noot noot
GVH any good?
It's okay, but development hell neutered the game hard. You can tell some aspects were blunted.
nah
Visually, sure. Writing is so bland it sucks monkey balls. It had potential, then was squandered in favor of devs who's deluded reach exceeded their grasp. It's also barely a game.
>devs who's deluded reach exceeded their grasp. It's also barely a game.
Weren't they also raving on about how it would change the visual novel scene forever?
Yeah it changed the scene forever, made me want to avoid any western VNs forever ahahahaha.
the writing is boring, and it is blatantly unfinished and rushed.
only 1 ending and your choices don't really amount to anything except unlocking a few lines and the end that don't really change anything
she's playing more there's a chance she actually learns about true kino
also she's a naomichad so I've forgiven all her sins
>she doesnt know
how far did she play?
Very little, only till a bit after anon switches bags with reed at the start, didn't make it to any significant turning point. It was a pretty shit stream.
So, after taking a quick re-look at the stream, this is the actual rough playtime, green is actual game and red is sperging distractions (the fact that she would let chat pick the choices for her always guaranteed some distracting as well)
Well this is legitimately the first snoot stream i've seen that was actually painful, the Hispanics and the first few "vtuber guy with 5 twitch followers" were a million times more entertaining
The worst part about the chat voting is that none of those choices even affected the ending. She could've just picked the funniest choices herself.
The youtuber wouldn't know those choice are vital. Imagine a first timer playing it and was told before hand that choice matter.
Bro, she had 3 streams with those class of 09 games that lasted around 4+ hours. Bunny is always going to ramble
anon, thats not a good thing
you watched an entire vtuber stream?? What is wrong with you
yeah she also thinks 09 is better than snoot so you know her tastes are off, let alone asking if she was even close to one of the endings at 1 hour, after ranting about fucking genshin for 15 minutes,
ill forgive her thinking 09 is better since she hasn't even gotten to the slightly interesting parts of snoot all up to this point is just one big Ganker shitpost
I like that I can tell which one of those reds is when she just rambled about fucking crop tops and anime femboys solely because of how fucking huge it is.
>All these newfags outing themselves by not recognizing snoot game and thinking these threads are unironically for canadian gay dino propaganda: the game.
>not recognizing niche gay furry porn vn
>newfags
no I think they're just straight
the fuck is class of 09?
Shitpost VN about playing as a total psychopathic/sociopathic bitch in highschool.
Actually entertaining surprisingly.
so snoot game for women
Yeah, minus the whole gosling feels thing.
They can't feel anything anyway so it fits.
makes sense the woman game wouldn't give them any emotions other than "im such a crazy psycho hehe"
Kinda, except here you always feel good when the protagonist fuck up and meet a bad end cause she always deserve it
thanks i will now stay away from that game forever
also edgier and... a lot less depth on a protagonist that will never have any depth beyond what is there, its a shitpost in itself, but doesnt have much to balance it out, snoot is yin and yang with balancing seriousmoments with normal life while 09 is edge, and thats it really, with most characters being unironic caricatures
I like that in the sequel you can turn a girl straight by being an abusive girlfriend
Just like real life lesbians.
Yep, I certainly appreciated the realism
didn't know that game was realistic too
What's the sequel called? Class of '10?
cant wait for "Class of 12'"
Nah, class of 09 the re up
Biggest missed opportunity for some self-reflection for the protagonist too.
Don't go looking up t he dev/writer interview with Kirsche on twitter if you want to keep your good mood tonight
Why?
Unironic brainrot who believes his game is serious and that anyone who hates Nicole despises women.
I'm not actually sure whether it's a bit or not. Half the shit the dude has said over the years is questionable, might just be a case of appealing to whatever would be edgiest to say.
that means its worse... he's a grifter for being edgy
Bingo.
>Was this an intentional characterization from the developers, or an unintentional oversight?
Kek, that's just teenagers anon. They're retarded, that's the joke.
>"OH MAI GAWD, I'm sooo horny I'm bout to skip class and go FUCK MY COLLEGE BOYFRIEND. Ewww the gym teacher is such a creep gawking at a LITERAL CHILD LIKE ME like that. Gross!!! Anyways does this t-shirt make my TITS LOOK BIGGER? I bought it 2 sizes smaller, there's a cute substitute teacher next period, I hope he notices! Tee hee.
Crazy how realistic games have gotten huh?
I went to a nerd HS. Most girls there dated within their year, surprisingly. Although, I usually dated older women and still prefer to date older women. I wish I didn't spill my spaghetti when flirting with a milf furry at a convention.
the prettiest most developed girls in my class would dress up and hit Uni pubs and get with college men. On senior year some would even hit on the handsome male teachers. They didn't give a fuck. Of course they'd all deny this if you'd ask, now that they have children all those memories of what it was like to teenager are erased. Gotta protect the pure little angels, am I right?
My friend would sat on our chemistry teachers lap, the guys in my class protested his class by refusing to attend cause "He is getting all the girls" and would call him a playboy, when i asked her if she enjoyed it, she said no but it helps her get into good graces.
>asked her if she enjoyed it, she said no but it helps her get into good graces
women, huh? Then she'll play the victim years down the line. Fuck me I wish I was a pretty woman and have no accountability.
Sometimes i wish that, then i remember that i prefer being sentient
My high school didn't have much if that, granted it was small.
The big scandal was when it was revealed a teacher divorced HER WIFE for a male former student, and might have been a statutory rapist.
Damn! My school's biggest drama was the two dumbest nerds fucking in the bathroom and later getting pregnant. They both got into pretty good colleges and got their degrees, though, so I guess it all worked out.
Try having a student making a porno with the science teacher then the next week when it got found online one of the many tech students uploaded it to the school site through a backdoor.
Whole intranet got the killswitch when everyone signed in that morning and you heard screams kek.
It's kind of funny how well connected I was to the scandal, the teacher was my advisor (think homeroom for all 4 years) and I had picked up a ton of information from her that confirmed the GOOGLE REVIEW that started the scandal.
>he dicked his lesbian teacher straight
I think she was bi from the start, I remember her complaining about gold star lesbians.
I went through 12 highschools and I've never seen that kind of rampant thottery, nor were there any pedophiles teachers
>pedophiles
>hitting on hot slutty teenage girls
Anon...
You know what I mean. All the male teachers were either: paranoid as fuck immigrants, dudes who didn't give a fuck and worked just enough to avoid getting labels and dudes that actually cared and so, were too principled to fuck teenagers.
Yeah I get what you mean now. I just call people out for diluting the term pedophile because that's symptom of brainrot.
based
i have had pedophile gym teachers get arrested for peeping into the girls locker room, and had sluts try to hit on me, but get denied because everyone in the school knows that they're the equivalent of trailer trash, and even the horniest of nerds knew that associating with them is not worth it and sticking to 2d was always the better option
its more that every character in that game is pretty much unlikable to an extreme to the point that i have no investment in the story. theres barely anything to balance out the pessimism, and would honestly make me invested if a well adjusted character existed was in the story because it would be more interesting than "lol,edgy"
in comparison, snoot game reminds me of actual aspects of the setting and people that i have seen back in high school that makes me feel invested in the characters and the story in general. i knew weebs, punks and the such, and i remember shit such as pizza being pretty much cardboard.
09 tried to use "relatable" scenarios with outrageous characters, that lead to shitpost tier endings.
snoot used outageous scenario as a backdrop, with relatable characters with depth, and evolved with the use of some grounded scenarios, o9 does a school shooting with the sublety of a brick, snoot does one in ending one with foreshadowing and it feels grim because you feel it.
two different realms to be honest
Snoot game also captures pointless the feeling of blowing things out of propotion that we all do in our teenage lives, the looming dread we feel for minute things we did exaggrating them in our heads only cause we haven't really experienced adult world save for small bits here and there.
I wish to have a bit of that back, the ability to care about about things, there is a lot of suffering, but there's great highs that come with it too. I'm numb, because I now know that barely anything matters in the long run, and just like almost nothing is truly the end of the world, there isn't a bright Victory screen either.
I feel this, I just don't have passion for anything like I used to, and the years are all just blending together now. I'd never go back, but I'd love to have some aspects of my teenage self back. At least I have sweet wizard powers now.
> I'd never go back, but I'd love to have some aspects of my teenage self back
Same, I'd rather die than go back. Normal fags go on and on about how good their childhood and teenage years were. Brother it was hell for me. My happiest memories are almost all after I turned 18.
I do want the spark back. I don't want to go through life being an empty husk. I want to feel accomplishment.
Yeah i get you, i think thats because humans need to be part of a community its an inate desire no a need, Our modern systems make it impossible to belong in most communties therefore our actions feel meaningless only performed for continuing our lives. High school for many of us is the last enviorment in our life were we are a real part of a community, so even though its all insigficant once gradiuate we care about things like high school drama, our standing ect as it affected us and those we were together with.
Man i need sleep, im typing like im drunk
>High school for many of us is the last enviorment in our life were we are a real part of a community,
Glad you had that anon. Unfortunately for me, it was the opposite, it cemented my hatred for micro societies. I am unable to function in such environments for long periods of time, it is the reason I quit college despite having good grades. And the reason I can't work most jobs.
I gained a lot of joy by hiking and just talking to people on the trail. People are more honest and forthcoming in nature. Probably why rich people relax playing golf or hunting big game, it's the same but expensive.
I thought the whole point of Nicole was to hate her?
I liked how edgy 09 was but found it weird that the girls were constantly talking about how hot they were, constantly sexualizing themselves, talking about sex, having sex, denying men sex, using sex to get things, etc. But also refer to themselves as children being preyed on whenever an old ulgly man came onto them.
Was this an intentional characterization from the developers, or an unintentional oversight?
Didn't even play a single second but considering the normie appeal it has, unintentional. devs are probably one of those dipshits that think women are angelic beings whoms sexuality shouldn't be judged, as exploting men is a-ok and they shoulde be ashamed for theirs. Just off of that what i made from my head, im not going to play this game and write off Pippa as a Stupid whore off the basis that she thinks that game is better then Snoot game(which she hasn't even finish)
Edgy vn with no real depth, just shock factor. Good for streams. Banter is pretty good tho
Even YMS' stream was better.
>furfag game
is thataway redditor
Actually it's a scalyGod game thoughever
honestly the worst part is that they're all ugly furries. At least if the artist was good and made some TNA to make the thing worth it I'd understand but I know you're all gay cuz the chicks are all ugly as fuck, furfags have 0 taste it's unreal
Not being able to appreciate fit women of all shapes is cringe. I'm going to draw gay porn of a space marine getting dicked by Anon now, too.
Ackshully, these are scalies. They won't burn as easily as you think. We all know you want the Lusty Argonian Maid anyways.
To be honset, I love Snoot Game despite scaly shit, not because of it.
Pretty sure, I'm not alone in that.
WHITE POWER
>retarded vapid woman plays narrative game and doesnt pay attention & doesnt get the hype as a result
Said this last thread.
The game manages to gatekeep itself by actually requiring you to interact with it.
Good, normies dont need to apply
I love you snooters don't come to the thread tomorrow.
Sometimes I never know if these shitters are baiting or thinking this thread is unironically about GVH.
It's always bait.
>no ripley scene after return of gigachad anon in E3
Shame, I like that overprotective yet mediocre fathers scenes
He's smiling on the marriage photo so I took that as a massive W
Ripley knew he wouldn't be able to scare anon anymore when he saw his eyes again.
Those were the eyes of a man who's seen some shit.
>They both stare at each other while Lucy and Samantha both talk about where they want to go eat.
>"Ripley."
>"Anon."
>Ripley extends a hand-shake, which Anon firmly accepts.
>"No crushing grip? No death threats this time?"
>"Nah, I know you ain't scared of me no more, wouldn't feel right either. Knowing that you could kill me in a split second kinda takes the fun out of it as well."
>"I feel like you could still give me some trouble."
>"Dunno about that one son, these old bones are getting harder to move around each day. Besides, I'd be nothing compared to the shit you went through."
>"How do you know? For all you know I could have been just a desk jocky, spending all day whining about the air conditioning being broken."
>"Your eyes shifting around, the way you carry yourself, I've seen enough vets in my time as a cop to know when a man has seen things, experienced things."
>Anon goes quiet for a moment. Only for Ripley to pull suddenly him into a manly hug.
>"It's good to see you in one piece son, rather than as a folded flag on a casket."
>"I wouldn't say entirely in one piece, but it's good to be back."
>"I bet Lucy was ecstatic to see you."
>"No kidding. One moment I'm at the fair looking for gullible teens to recruit, and the next my throats being assaulted by some ptero girl. I could barely recognize her in her dress."
>"Hmm. She really missed you, she'd bring you up alot whenever we talked... and for what it's worth. Me and Samantha really missed you too."
>"I'm... surprised... I already told Lucy this but when I was kinda half-expecting to get home just to find out that everyone forgot about me."
>"No sense in worrying now. Lucy never forgot, Anon. We never forgot."
>"...Thank you..."
>"Anytime, son... now uh... let's go see what the girls have in mind for breakfast."
>"Yeah... I'm starving."
They probably have good talks.
I like stegosaurs
What WH40K armies would the snoot cast play?
If Da Emperor is still portrayed as a pure human supremacist, the cast of snoot game would likely be T'au gang.
Stella feels like she'd play Nids, checks enough of the other boxes of girls that usually pick that faction. That or Triptides since she's a fucking weeb.
Spears plays converted Beast snaggas, using savage Orc parts liberally.
Anon: CSM (Iron Warriors) or IG (Krieg)
Fang: Tau
Trish: Wouldn't play because she's a fag
Reed: Orkz
Naser: Ultramarines
Naomi: Thousand Sons
Stella: Eldar
Rosa: SoB
>Anon
>Krieg
Based. Fuck the shitty secondaries and contrarians who only know Krieg from cringy shovel memes.. Krieg is fucking kick ass.
How does it feel to hug a dino?
Tail
[Grab a fistful of hot Ptero ass]
11/10
I would faceplant that booty and motorboat her bountiful buttcheeks and probably get torn to shreds by her
Why do humans exist when dinosaurs are so much stronger?
so HMOFA can happen, dweeb
>t. meteor dodger
Humans probably flourished in the more colder climates where dinosaurs didn't go or something I don't know the biology of dinosaurs.
I believe in Wani, during one of the history lessons, it is mentioned that the Americas are dominated by a dino majority while the rest of the world has a higher human count.
Humans can throw rocks at dinos
There's also likely far more humans in the world, considering the amount of human culture in dino land. It seems dinos don't breed as fast or easily.
Spear chucker, rock thrower as derogatory terms for humans implies we developed a use for tools faster than dinos did.
Dinosaur society is probably built on the accomplishments of man.
Humans walked so Dinos could run (with Human's holding their hand for wholesome sexy HMOFA action.)
Didn't they mention that humans created tools and fire and made first made peace with the dinosaurs through that?
Bait but brings up something annoying I've always seen in media where humans are bland and other species anthrofied are like demigods immune to stuff or resistant to things by several magnitudes. Humans are by far the most successful animal on the planet so we have plenty of strengths and the fact we were able to do that despite not having claws or natural armor makes it even more impressive. Even making I've seen games and stories skirt around this by making Humans a jack of all trades race or a warrior society which is fine and even cool as fuck depending on the media but kind of stale. I always like to think Humans were the Europeans of the snoot world and the dinos were the natives but in the snoot world there wasn't nearly as much replacement from disease and colonization as in ours.
The best human quality is how batshit insane we are.
Unironicaly this. I tend to think HFY shit is reddit but there really is something amazing by the human need to explore and do great deeds that the dinos probably have envy of and need to cope in some way with their immediate traits like resistance to certain compounds. I like to think dinos are far more locked in with their diet and are probably lactose intolerant.
This isn't a FUCKYEAHHUMANITY shit. Its mostly as what other anon said. They're not strong but they could take a beating. They can deal with cold weather easier. And they can eat meat and plant without any problem..
What are human and dinos strengths and weaknesses? The largest human weakness is our women so we have that to start with.
Humans
>can thrive in all temperatures
>can eat pretty much everything
>best endurance
>higher drive to create and explore
>can't handle extreme weather
>fragile outer layers (skin and nails)
>below average strength compared to other large mammals
Dinos
>can thrive in extreme heat
>sturdy bodies (scales and nails)
>some have horns, some have wings, some have big tails
>above average strength
>limited diet
>can't handle cold weather
Humanity is just more adaptable. Not specifically through something like evolution or the like but just sheer fucking willpower. We looked at something like a mountain and felt the urge to climb it just because it was probably possible.
It's a bit of a meme nowadays but the indomitable human spirit is a genuine strength we have where no matter how hard we get fucked over we keep crawling back until we persevere.
Even with all our faults we are still a pretty amazing species, truly something special in how we won the race amongst the other inhabitants of this planet.
TL;DR: Humans rule, dinos drool.
67 percent of all fatalities on Mountain K2 are human despite Human's having a much more tolerance towards the conditions on K2.
It's been years since i played it, but weren't humans in Dragon Age Origins pretty much the top dogs in all fields except for magic?
I'm a dino HEAR ME ROAR
Hugs
Dinos genes are dominants
And thank god. Hybrids are shit-tier in any media.
That also mean humans are doomed to extinction
>what are black genes
They take after the mom.
A dino mom will only give birth to dino-lookin kids, a human mom will only give birth to human-lookin kids.
Beyond maybe the rare quirk like a dino kid missing a tail or something, It's that simple.
You need to stop breeding crummy Pokemon creatures and go fetch me a nice pail of water.
They locked me in a room. A rubber room with Fang.
>Complains that the game is boring
>Spends most of the stream talking about some other random shit
>Point this out to her
>"Erm I actually only spent half an hour akshually, that was really freaking rude"
Genuinely cannot understand how people watch vtubers this is unbearable
The chat said that the long tangets were normal. How do people actually watch that shit? I don't even mind streamers, but that was hard to watch.
>How do people actually watch that shit?
They like it when they donate and she mentions their name for a second, thats unironically it.
The whole vtuber thing is founded on parasocial relationships from guys who can't relate to anything but 2D.
I watch her for the tangents not the gameplay. She's coping about only tangenting for a couple of minutes tho. But that makes her cute.
q
NERD IS A
That was a cute scene
Why are rosa and anon's daughters slutty?
Come on now. Surely you'didnt expect her to actually engage with this.
Especially since it is mostly a
>tfw no dino GF
Maybe if she was actually a man it would be different
im kinda surprise of how good the writing in this ~~*(game*~~)) is.
I was also pleasantly surprised that Ganker seemed to know what they were talking about.
Before we go I was told theres a snoot game general on /trash/ or something but I couldn't find it
Only on fridays
its on Fridays and Saturdays only
its only on fridays
Starts on friday until the end of Sunday
It's a friday/weekend general, you'll have to do with Ganker threads until then. Or until Abib gets sick our threads and inadvertently causes another pin
Wait till friday, some good shit pop from it from time to time, but it's not consistent, so the usual Ganker flavour, worth checking in intervals.
/fang/ Friday and /snoot/ Saturday/Sunday.
Threads are slower but usually has more original content being posted.
/trash/ is a hell hole but it is the official Fang board.
We had the longest thread in Ganker history besides 4chan shit on /trash/ so that's neat.
Don't go!
Time to... disassemble.
Make a new one
I think it's funny how GVH wasn't even able to maintain a proper hatedom by the time it released.
Lucy. Clean my fucking cum off your face before you go to bed. It's getting all over the fucking pillows. I don't want to sleep on fucking cum stained pillows.
i wear my medals with pride
Be kind
Sex the trigga
rewind
I HATE TRIGGERS
Thank you Anon
No problem anon