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>inb4 kept you waiting, huh
Kept you waiting, huh?
AAAAA .. aaaaa .aa..... DO DO DODODO DO DO DO DOOOOOO
it's pronounced, "derd"
Thank you anon. Doing God's work.
A surveillance camera?
KEKSIMIS MAXIMUS. Put me in the screenshot
>see highly you'd (upvoted) post = must reply to be in reddit screenshot
no rustle today
>perceived similarity to reddit located => return butthurt
I don't get it
Top KEG, but srlsly remove this shit from my bedroom.
Pretty tasty! I want some more!
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
Commencing operation Snake Eater
You’re Not A Snake And I’m Not An Ocelot. We’re Men, With Names
SHUT UP IN THERE, WILL YA?
>You're pretty good
YES YEEES SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN
whose footprint are these?
Super Baby Method???
I watched the stupidity of mankind through the scope of my rifle.
Most reddit thread I've seen in a while
How old are you?
I don't remember that from Metal Gear.
I hear Reddit also drinks water
I fucking knew it. That's why I always drink Diet Coke™
BROTHERRRRR ITS BEEN TOO LONG
Make me feel alive again!
This is the greatest handgun ever made.
>not just another shitty quiet cosplay
i miss the USSR.
I’m just a man who’s good at what he does
you need to take a doomp
HURT ME MORE!
what was that noise?
LA LI LU LE LO
>decently fun thread with lots of engagement
>anons get angry and call the thread reddit
Virgin anon never had the change to quote MGS in bed. Many such cases
that in on itself has become a meme already
Ganker is only permitted to have psychopaths who bicker and complain about everything. Fun is not allowed.
general rule: if someone here calls something Reddit then said thing is indisputably good.
>kinda reminds you of when we first met, huh?
>except I didnt piss my pants
DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS FUCKING FAIR?!
OH GEE WIZ!
OH GAWWwwwDD NYEEEEEUUUUUUH!
After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die.
IM COMING home
The raven on my head, it thirsts for his blood
DAAAAAAAMN RIGHT NIGGA MMM MMM
Ahhhh i see you like nintendo games
Show me a good time Jack!
Shoot the other one!
Well, I see that the President has equipped his daughter with ballistics too!
SHE'S MA NIECE
What's the matter? You don't like girls?
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds
We are the sons of the Patriots now
once you come inside a box, you will know what i mean
If you don't get this Facebook garbage slop off my screen
hmm, so how does it taste?
Jack, do you remember what day it is tomorrow?
WE'VE MANAGED TO AVOID DROWNING
How can i take off my pants?
You've eaten Snake before
i dont remember that quote
from what game is it?
You're incredible... like a movie hero or something.
Where can I find ammo for the PSG1?
The gleat sorid snake
A HIND D?
What's a russian airship doing here?
Bond burgered your sister
>This tastes HORRIBLE
>I'd eat a snake over this any day, even if it's a little rotten...
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! SHOOT! I'M TELLING YOU, SHOOT
Major…IM BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!!!
I'm in front of the disposal facility
>Alas, my finger must have slipped…
It's hard to miss when you're this close.
There's nothing like slamming a long silver bullet down a well greased chamber
THE PAAAINN !
SUCH A LUST
Call me Mama.
It's been a while since I went out for a ride.
Zadornov's done it again!
UGH I'M INSERTING THE SOLID SNAKE INTO DEEPTHROAT BAWAAAAAAAWAHAHAAHAHABAHAH
It's called wetwork for a reason
You like to play Castlevania don't you
Turn the game console off right now!
Make love to me, Snake!
You have a great butt
So the snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now my brother?
Cause you're Hot then you're Coldman
You're Yes then you're Noman
You're In then you're Outman
You're Up then you're Downman
You're Wrong when it's Rightman
It's Black and it's Whiteman
I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistable urge to get inside. No, not just an urge.. more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box!
>A girl! What're you doing here?
There's noone I'd rather share a foxhole with
The engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
>when he pulls out the ribbed for her pleasure trojans
You're changing sides now?
This bitch is wearing perfume
Do people really speak on bed? I know you think a lot more before sleeping but why would you say those out loud
>he doesn't yodel his throat out to exhaust himself asleep
second floor basement?
Second floor basement?
2nd floor basement?
2nd floor basement?
Everything has its beginning. But it doesn't start at "one." It starts long before that, in chaos. The world is born... from zero. The moment zero becomes one is the moment the world springs to life. One becomes two, two becomes ten, ten becomes 100. Taking it all back to one solves nothing. So long as Zero remains, one... will eventually grow to 100 again. And so our goal was to erase Zero. Even the mighty Patriots began with a single man. That one man's desires grew huge, bloated; absorbed technology; began to manipulate the economy. We realized too late that we had created a beast. We had helped turn Zero into 100. His sin was ours. And for that reason, I'm taking it upon myself to send Zero... back to nothing.
nonsense platitude kino
you're that ninja
BOSS, GET DOWN!
Look at that stance! That gun! Ha! Hahahaha!
>*signals to the squad to start laughing along*
Not a fan of needles?
I’ve got unlimited ammo
much of gray fox lines
>hurt me more
>now I want to enjoy this moment
>I've been waiting for this pain
LEFT HAND RULE
Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it
This wasn't a part of the plan, what happened to Adam?!
You just have to trust your instincts as a gamer
"Youre all diamonds"
In order to avoid a full-scale nuclear conflict we have to prove that America was not involved in that explosion.
GROW FAT AND LAUGH
>it's time for Jack to let her rip
How the hell did you ever survive ten years?
REMEMBER THE ALAMO
Its hard to picture you with a puppy
it went deeper than that
War has changed. It’s no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It’s an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War – and its consumption of life – has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control . . . All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield . . . controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control . . . War becomes routine.
and 100 is 1 with two 0s next to it
No. Vamp isn't for vampire. It's because he's bisexual.
I still don't get it
Vamp can mean a woman that uses sex appeal to control men. MGS2 Vamp is sexy and probably used it to control Scott Dolph and some others.
i will never get this
vamp, second usage
a seductive woman who uses her sexual attractiveness to exploit men.
>you know this Romanian guy that can run on water, pin your shadow, is practically immortal, got trapped under a church's rubble and had to drink his family's blood to survive and continues to drink blood to this day any chance he gets?
>yeah, he isn't a magical vampire, he's just bisexual
All of his supernatural abilities are because of nano machines son
The Hudson River, two years ago... We had classified intelligence that a new type of Metal Gear was being transported. The whole thing stank...but our noses had been out in the cold too long,
best boss cast
Wearing black face paint, huh?
Do you know what day it is today?
Children are cruel, Jack.
And I touch children.
We're making the mother of all omelets here, can't fret over every egg.
Just like your Father...You're pretty good...
I'm in front of the disposal facility.
I see you've brought friends
Excellent, Snake. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.
Actually, i'm in really bad shape financially
Did you say "nerd"?
FUCK ALL THESE LIMP DICK LAWYERS AND CHICKENSHIT BUREAUCRATS
Show yourself and finish me.. like you finished my father!
Raiden, I need you to take a DOOMP
What a beautiful body you have, like a newborn baby.
They played us like a damn FIDDLE!
Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives.
>Is Bush there?
is president bush there?
Is Presesesesuh there?
Well would you tell him I called?
"Mind if I cut in?"
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you.
That's not a dog, it's a wolf!
A hind D?
nice html editing bro
no, he's right
I FEEL ASLEEP!!
Let me see your submission so I can raff at you for not being funny.
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
You like Castlevania, don't you?
UH OH, I've been spotted! time to fight my way out.
>LOOK OUT SNAKE! The guys who stole my stealth suit prototypes are in her with you!
Uh, just a box?
>What's wrong? I thought you were good with dogs
White woman moment
like an apple or chair? what?
Who's footsteps are those?
I've been waiting for you in my room.
HIT ME MORE DOG
Is that a box?
You're gonna extract him?
It's just a machine...
A weapon to surpass metal gear.
nagger here, fuck Tariq Nasheed literally, physically and non consequentially.
Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaake!
Dun dun dadada, dun dun dun
Remember the Alamo
“There can only be one Big Boss!”
>Kept you waiting, huh?
You've been in a coma for... quite some time. Yes, yes, I know. You would like to know how long. I'm afraid it's been... nine years
So what, we're running a daycare now?
snake inside the box
Yeah, you've got a great butt.
You like men
"I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous Solid Snake."
>You should come inside the box.
TRY PUTTING THE CONTROLLER IN THE OTHER PORT
>What's a Russian gunship doing here?
I am not a gay
Your codename for this mission will be Naked Snake
SUCH LUST FOR REVENGE! WHOOOOO?
You’ll ruin your eyes sitting too close to the tv
Enough to impregnate anyone that moves
...enough to clot anything that moves.
There's nothing like slamming a long glass syringe down a well protruding vein.
I vaccinated populations in Afghanistan, Mozambique, Eritrea and Chad. Among the Arabic pharmaceuticians I was known and feared as ‘Altateim’. I was trained by the Russian Ministry of Health. I am not one of those USDHHS slugs.
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF, RIGHT NOW
You tend to twist your elbow to absorb the recoil.
Thats some fancy shooting.
"NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!"
It's like one my japanese animes
just call me deepthroat
Put it down as flat as you can... that's good.
What do you think now!? Can you feel my power now!? The demonstration is over!!
You are powerful indeed, but I know your weak point!
It hardens in response to physical trauma
You dirty whore! I've had enough kisses from you!
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
Age hasn't slowed you down one bit!
It's just like my japanese animes
Whatever it hits - people, trees buildings - turns into shit
You dirty whore, I've had enough kisses from you
You need to take a doomp
Yeah, you’ve got a great butt.
KOJIMA IS GOD. KOJIMA IS GOD. KOJIMA IS GOD
>What took you so long?
>Snake, that... was perfect. DUU DUDUUDUUU
>this whole scene verbatim including snake noises
>If you die here, it's game over. No continues.
kept you waiting, huh?
"This is just like one of my Japanese animes"
there's an intruder besides me?
It's a Blu-ray disk. Dual-layered too
>The sanctity of this place has been fouled.
>The soulstone burns with hellfire, as an eerie red glow blurs your vision. Fresh blood flows into your eyes, and you begin to hear the tormented whispers of the damned. You have done what you knew must be done. The essence of Diablo is contained... for now. You pray that you have become strong enough to contain the demon, and keep him at bay. Although you have been fortified by your quest, you can still feel him, clawing his way up from the dark recesses of your soul. Fighting to retain control, your thoughts turn to the ancient mystic lands of the Far East. Perhaps there, beyond the desolate wastes of Aranoch, you will find an answer. Or perhaps... salvation!
>Do you like what you see? It´s like...fruit. Does she look sweet or sour? A man has to know these things. Time for a taste test.
>I love to reload in the middle of a battle!
Hurt me, make me feel alive!
That right there is why you're the best, Boss. The one and only!
>so, you like to play castlevania?
I don't need lectures. You're just like your uncle, you know?
>"Luckily, I think her organs are all intact, but..."
THE WHOLE THING STANK
After the end of World War II, the world was split into two - East and West. This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War.
>I'll show you my demon
We've managed to avoid drowning
I have a daughter
Did Snake ever say "I'm in" when successfully infiltrated a base?
Didn't you know that cigarettes contain benzopyrene, a chemical that leads to lung cancer? We now know that when benzopyrene enters the body, it changes to benzopyrene diolepoxide and attaches to the receptors on the P53 gene, the gene which causes lung cancer. The BPDE attaches to the P53 gene in three specific locations and causes pre-cancerous changes to the lung tissue.
The greatest gun ever created. The Colt Single Action Army.
What's with these guys? It's like one of my Japanese animes!
Snake, have I ever told you about the diaper chief?
>AND THAT'S NOT A DOG, IT'S A WOLF!
She is not my niece, she is my daughter.
Boss...You killed a child!
>amazing, mission complete!
Fuck, I'm being peed.
I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword.
Another clone of Big Boss?
We are all diamonds.
That nickname you love sooo much- wanna know how I got it? Actually, why don't I give you a demonstration? I think it's time for Jack… TO LET 'ER RIP!
Is there a way to take off my pants?
I'm sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking sneaking like I'm Snake!
I see that you like to play The Legend Of Zelda. As well as Super Mario Sunshine... You also like Super Smash Brothers Melee...
You see, Snake, people are just sacks of shit and they're full of holes. Fill 'em up with water and it's gotta come out from somewhere...
SHOW ME YOUR RAGE
YO STOP PISSING DAWG
>jealous of someone's (you's)
Good thread. Reminds me of old Ganker.
>im the pawn they sent in here to save your worthless butt
>The guys who stole my sleatg prototype are in there with you!
Chico be quiet
afghanistan is a big place
I'll tell you why, CHEW YOU ENJOY ALL THE FILLING. That's why. Haven't you already eaten most of my comrades? I watched your face as you did it... it was covered, with the JOY of nougat.
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
THEY GOT MY EYE
You're pretty good.
Just what I'd expect from the man with the same cock as the boss.
This is good, isn't it?
Why can't 4chin be goof anymore?
How is this reddit compared to the million coomthreads?
This is my favorite btw
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
I wish Doktor could have turned off my pain inhibitors when I lost my virginity. I'm still under the impression that paginas simply aren't supposed to let 'er rip like that
>Uncle Hal, when is Snake coming back
Aw heck it's like some kind of dinosaur theme park
>"Several pounds of MUF are reported every year."
watch this reddit thread get posted again tomorrow
Not "nerd", node
Praised by nerds who have never experienced the real thing.
but what makes a bed real?
Snake! You're bringing *HIM*?!
You're pretty good!
>hnnghhh... *braap* oh god... *braaaap* this is a big one *fffrpprrr... braaaaaap*
Cute asian girls!
The Patriots are the israelites and they control everything in media to delude us into thinking they are the good guys
I may analyze orders but I cannot disobey them
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