So all you do is run around empty grass fields and pick up mushrooms? I've played for 5 hours so far

So all you do is run around empty grass fields and pick up mushrooms? I've played for 5 hours so far

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to hold the button down and spin to win. Fricking noob.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the game is bad because I play it in the most tedious way imaginable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still posting this after all these years?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        as long as people like you'll give him a (you), he will carry on.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Goty every year btw

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's kino

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you finished the starting area (before going down) and didn't like it, then it's not a game for you. That was the best part. There's nothing really new waiting in the rest of the world, just variations of stuff you've seen (well, there's horse).
    I guess you could give it another hour or two, maybe it'll "click".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's nothing really new waiting in the rest of the world, just variations of stuff you've seen
      It's really funny that the game's big hyped up new enemy that they sell merchandise of is so underdeveloped that the only difference between the broken version in the tutorial and the ones in the rest of the game is the ability to move, mostly ineffectually because the AI is too dumb to properly maintain LOS

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is obsessed with eating mushrooms and running around empty spaces at 20fps. Ask them why they enjoy it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >obsessed with eating mushrooms and running around empty spaces
      I do this in real life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Reddit is obsessed with eating mushrooms and running around empty spaces at 20fps. Ask them why they enjoy it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    6 YEARS
    Y
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    A
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    S

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when totk comes out, do you think this board will continue to piss and shit itself over botw or will they refocus all of their energy for the next six years on the new game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're already doing that by calling it a $70 DLC even though they never had any intention of buying it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >game looks like $70 dlc
        >Nintendo makes no attempt to convince people it isn't $70 dlc
        >wtf why are people shitting on bore of the wild 2 for?
        >fricking ban this moron please

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can also climb apple trees and pick the apples.
    there are also some gatherable flowers and berries.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This shitty kids game is vastly overrated. It's systems are not that deep, what you described is pretjnny0ty much it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >pretjnny0ty
      opinion discarded

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and nintrannies shit their pants in excitement for it lmfao. just wait until you see they're chomping to pay $70 to fricking do it again. same world. same mushrooms. b ut OMG DADDY NINTENDO IT LOVES ME LIKE MY REAL DADDY NEVER DID UWU

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a lot of fun. Playing it beyond max settings on Cemu at 4K native on a 1440p monitor, with a 5600 & 3060ti with a solid 60fps. I do have durability disabled as I find that tedious.

    Its a nice game, never played a Zelda before. Very nice and comfy graphics, nice music, and just a chill game to play. There is a lot of open areas and mountains etc, but lot of the times there's always something there, or something to solve, so it makes exploration fun.

    Don't know what the butthurt on Ganker is about with this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism mostly. Also there’s some autistic console warriors. I’m glad you’re enjoying it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I do have durability disabled as I find that tedious.
      lmfao
      You're a bigger homosexual than most tendies
      >i disabled something that makes the game shit. WhY dO pEoPlE HaTe iT fOr?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >70$
    It's 55€ in my country
    No tip

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The tragic thing about Breath of the Wild is how you can tell Nintendo really tried to make a truly dynamic and mechanics driven open world game, and yet all it does is blackpill you on just how far away we are from truly natural non-scripted worlds in video games. Maybe AI assisting in development will finally change this, but I doubt it.

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