So, I downloaded it through gamepass. And holy shit, it's so much better than Elden ring it's not even funny

So, I downloaded it through gamepass
And holy shit, it's so much better than Elden ring it's not even funny
How come Ganker never talks about it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goodie two shoes jedi (again)
    >woke castign points
    >shitty er and shitty story
    >jedi jedi jedi

    Its the most boring aspects of Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      two shoes jedi (again)
      There are more games about corrupted jedi or sith than about normal jedi tho.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lack of enemy variety
    >bad level design
    >boring story
    There's not much to praise.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a worse sekiro in every aspect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was a Sekiro/Nioh/MGR (yes I included MGR frick off) game based on the star wars universe. Imagine the boss battles against windu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. But a mediocre Sekiro is still miles better than janky Souls shit gameplay.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play a real Star Wars game kiddo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn't this remove the FPS parts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, every Jedi Knight / Dark Forces game has shooting. Unless you mean Fallen Order in which case yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity doesn't deserve such a based game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your mother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Star Wars: Droid Works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did, before you even was born
      Fail to see how it's related to anything though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was born before the game came out so that's not possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the best piece of Star Wars media ever made.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its easy way too easy for the souls like it tries to wear the skin of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and BTW i suck at souls games but had no problem playing this so this is how i know its too easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Souls games are not hard unless you intentionally gimp yourself
      Fallen Order on hardest difficulty is on par/harder than souls, which doesn't really mean much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        see

        and BTW i suck at souls games but had no problem playing this so this is how i know its too easy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has no loot.
    It has you traceback into old zones five times after getting new shitty metroidvania ability. Only to get a cosmetic saber metal you don't even see in action.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is frick8ng lame

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lightsaber feels like a rubber toy, the force powers are basic and boring, the level design is horrible with lots of boring backtracking, the story is dull and predictable. The whole game is so uninspired, soulless and railroady. I genuinely believe whoever likes this game is an NPC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO WHY DOES THIS PADAWAN ONLY KNOW BASIC SHIT I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME REVAAAAAN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being a padawan doesn't magically make a lightsaber more akin to a rubber mallet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's the fricking House of Mouse telling the Devs that they're not allowed to add fun things like properly visceral combat, dismemberment or decapitation of humanoid enemies

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sheer number of slider sections made it feel more like Mario 64 than Sekiro

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else think the layout of the environments made no sense? I spent ages trying backtrack to the spaceship. Very poorly designed. Should have just made it linear.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, self-contained areas that played a bit more like a puzzle game than a generic action game and clearly very inspired by metroid prime. Only thing I really hated was the boss-battles though, they fuuuuucking sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the boss fights for the most part. Second Sister 1-3 was lame thanks to being fake boss fights that only tested if you have the basic pattern recognition down, so those barely even count. The only genuinely shit boss fight was the Gorgara, because even on the hardest difficulty with max AI aggressiveness fighting it is like hitting a punching bag for five minutes. But Ninth Sister, Malicos, and Second Sister 4 were all good, especially Malicos. And Inquisitor Cal is a fricking blast.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    While did the same thing and agree, it is more to do with the fact that it does new stuff while Souls 5 is totally stale.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait hold on
    do people rate the quality of games based on how many times they lose? cause you are not supposed to lose games ever and if you do you SUCK AT THERM LIKE I DO I WILL NOT ACCEPT LOSING AS NORMAL ITS FRICKINGT NOT FRICK YOU I JUST FRICKING SUC KAT EVERYTHING THAT'S WHY I EVER LOSE

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Merrin is cute

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How come Ganker never talks about it

    What is there to talk about? We played it, most had fun, some pissed their pants over the black chick, then we moved on. Sometimes a good game can just be a good game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this is the answer. This is a game with little replay value and just as little shitposting fuel, so only first time players will be actively interested in a discussion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black chick? You mean the Black person?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So much better than Elden Ring
    Because FO apes Sekiro, which is probably the best From game. Also because Elden Ring shat the bed when it came to previous staple-feature of From games that is the megadungeons

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >every single event in the game comes with unskippable animations
    For that alone it's pretty bad. Far better than expected overall, though. And the infinite jump glitch made for some fun times postgame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to hold forward during the stupid modern loading screen tight squeeze animation
      This alone made my recent replay fricking painful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worse still
        >reach new game+
        >cutscenes are unskippable
        >keep nothing except cosmetics
        >gain nothing except a cosmetic
        I don't know what the frick they were thinking
        Anyone reckon there's hope the sequel will iron out any of the core problems?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope.
          Respawn makes good shooters, but this thing's like a 7 at best. Good design that's less engaging in practice, hampered by glaring oversights.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least meditation training is fun. Although it would have been even better as something you gradually unlock on your first playthrough while you collect database entries.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hated Fallen Order

    >forgettable story
    >only two interesting characters out of the whole cast (Second Sister and that undead chick)
    >dogshit cosmetics
    >checkpoint system adds nothing to the game other than annoyance
    >combat tries to copy Souls and emphasizing blocking while at the same time giving enemies absurdly long combo chains and zero i-frames on block. It kinda works 1v1 but completely falls apart in large group encounters
    >not enough variety between lightsaber styles
    >no fun force powers
    >sliding down slopes gets overused
    >recycled enemies

    Bought it on sale and I wish I didn't. Forced myself to finish the story only to be further disappointed that it went absolutely nowhere, pic related was criminally underused despite becoming a member of your crew towards the end.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the sequel is guaranteed to have speeders because every open world comes with a horse equivalent now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, I don't know. Unless they change the sequel from level-based to open world I can't see that happening.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why does Ganker hate this game
    Ganker is intelligent enough to play this game at a higher level than normies, but not intelligent enough to realize that the game is a sekiro clone, not a souls clone and that in the game was clearly designed to be played on the hardest difficulty settings. so they play it on normal(easy mode) and then complain that it was too easy and boring with no mechanics of any kind.
    Also it is popular.

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