He is a ten-year-old boy. Most ten year olds care about their freedom and play. It's not Serena's fault that Ash doesn't see her romantically, he's just a pure boy. He'll love it when he's older, though.
Because he's a kid fixated on his goal. Ash isn't gay (here's him awakening as a Pokéfucker thanks to Serena's cosplay) but he doesn't have time for romance.
He's a little boy in a cartoon for little boys who gets lobotomized for every other region he visits. I'm just glad they finally let the poor thing rest.
>Why doesn't he want this?
Because he's smarter than people give him credit for. Why would he want someone that assaulted him with snowballs when he was going through a rough patch all because she was mad he no longer fit her idealized view of him?
Honest question here, no offense meant at all I am 100% dead serious: do you guys here actually, really believe that a relationship is the ultimate goal in life? like, if a girl who was decently attractive asked you out of the blue to be their boyfriend, you'd just say yes and go with it? have any of you actually been in a relationship at all, ever? It's so surprising to me whenever people on the tinernet go "oh wow man why did he reject that girl" like it's not something they can even comprehend. Do you, unironically, 100% believe your only objective in life is getting a girlfriend?
(You)
Why settle for Shitrena when he has the superior choice with Dawn
No one likes Frogs
Bullshit. Don't talk shit about Froakie.
>mascot of the french region is a frog
why did I never notice this
Wait until you see the fire starter for Unova
>Is HOenn herself out
He dodged a bullet
Get with the times boomer.
In the late 90s, getting with the babe was the fantasy, sure.
But it's 2023 - BEING the babe is the fantasy now.
They made Chicken the new MC? Is the USUM Male protag also joining her?
He'll probably have to settle for her when he realizes he won't have access to Lillie's perfect Aryan genes.
Is that an edit??
>sideboob
of course it is
Because Ash is Pokefag, which is mentioned many times in the anime (by Dawn).
Unless she's pokemon like Latiass, he won't look at her.
>Why doesn't he want this?
why would he want anything but a restraining order on a stalker?
Anyways, Misty is a better fit for him. They can argue like an old married couple and still have common interests.
Say what you want but women really are cunts. Some have this innocent grace to them but they’ll take you down passive aggressively.
Because she's a used up whore. The adventure continues!
He is a ten-year-old boy. Most ten year olds care about their freedom and play. It's not Serena's fault that Ash doesn't see her romantically, he's just a pure boy. He'll love it when he's older, though.
She's a cheese-eating surrender Mankey.
Because he's a kid fixated on his goal. Ash isn't gay (here's him awakening as a Pokéfucker thanks to Serena's cosplay) but he doesn't have time for romance.
>awakening
Not with that poker face. Even Bonnie look hornier than him. Look at how she squirm her thighs.
? she is ugly
because he's a man of taste
based and canon
>it was just oneitis all along
damn, I almost feel bad for making fun of him now
Everyone's still young. Ash has his entire life to give Serena and Dawn some Kanto-Kalos-Kanto-Sinnoh babies.
He's a little boy in a cartoon for little boys who gets lobotomized for every other region he visits. I'm just glad they finally let the poor thing rest.
Because he has Misty.
Karp Sweep
>Idol
You do not know where she has been.
Goh's brown butthole is better
Facts. Ash did grab his ass twice, after all.
>Why doesn't he want this?
Because he's smarter than people give him credit for. Why would he want someone that assaulted him with snowballs when he was going through a rough patch all because she was mad he no longer fit her idealized view of him?
Honest question here, no offense meant at all I am 100% dead serious: do you guys here actually, really believe that a relationship is the ultimate goal in life? like, if a girl who was decently attractive asked you out of the blue to be their boyfriend, you'd just say yes and go with it? have any of you actually been in a relationship at all, ever? It's so surprising to me whenever people on the tinernet go "oh wow man why did he reject that girl" like it's not something they can even comprehend. Do you, unironically, 100% believe your only objective in life is getting a girlfriend?
No. People are just having fun here and making jokes. A lot of this is just exaggerated for humor
Finding a spouse and having kids is the meaning of life and the reason why we’re here at all you dumb zoomer
He's 10, anon. He's just a kid.
Serena's french. Her pits and pussy are probably disgustingly hairy. I don't blame Ash for wanting a pure, bald, hairless dicky like Dawn's