So is Ash just gay? Why doesn't he want this?

So is Ash just gay? Why doesn't he want this?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (You)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why settle for Shitrena when he has the superior choice with Dawn

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes Frogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. Don't talk shit about Froakie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mascot of the french region is a frog
        why did I never notice this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until you see the fire starter for Unova

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is HOenn herself out

    He dodged a bullet

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get with the times boomer.
    In the late 90s, getting with the babe was the fantasy, sure.
    But it's 2023 - BEING the babe is the fantasy now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made Chicken the new MC? Is the USUM Male protag also joining her?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll probably have to settle for her when he realizes he won't have access to Lillie's perfect Aryan genes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that an edit??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sideboob
        of course it is

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ash is Pokefag, which is mentioned many times in the anime (by Dawn).
    Unless she's pokemon like Latiass, he won't look at her.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't he want this?

    why would he want anything but a restraining order on a stalker?

    Anyways, Misty is a better fit for him. They can argue like an old married couple and still have common interests.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you want but women really are cunts. Some have this innocent grace to them but they’ll take you down passive aggressively.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's a used up whore. The adventure continues!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is a ten-year-old boy. Most ten year olds care about their freedom and play. It's not Serena's fault that Ash doesn't see her romantically, he's just a pure boy. He'll love it when he's older, though.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a cheese-eating surrender Mankey.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's a kid fixated on his goal. Ash isn't gay (here's him awakening as a Pokéfucker thanks to Serena's cosplay) but he doesn't have time for romance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >awakening
      Not with that poker face. Even Bonnie look hornier than him. Look at how she squirm her thighs.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ? she is ugly

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a man of taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and canon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it was just oneitis all along
          damn, I almost feel bad for making fun of him now

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's still young. Ash has his entire life to give Serena and Dawn some Kanto-Kalos-Kanto-Sinnoh babies.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a little boy in a cartoon for little boys who gets lobotomized for every other region he visits. I'm just glad they finally let the poor thing rest.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he has Misty.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karp Sweep

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Idol
    You do not know where she has been.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goh's brown butthole is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Facts. Ash did grab his ass twice, after all.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't he want this?
    Because he's smarter than people give him credit for. Why would he want someone that assaulted him with snowballs when he was going through a rough patch all because she was mad he no longer fit her idealized view of him?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question here, no offense meant at all I am 100% dead serious: do you guys here actually, really believe that a relationship is the ultimate goal in life? like, if a girl who was decently attractive asked you out of the blue to be their boyfriend, you'd just say yes and go with it? have any of you actually been in a relationship at all, ever? It's so surprising to me whenever people on the tinernet go "oh wow man why did he reject that girl" like it's not something they can even comprehend. Do you, unironically, 100% believe your only objective in life is getting a girlfriend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. People are just having fun here and making jokes. A lot of this is just exaggerated for humor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finding a spouse and having kids is the meaning of life and the reason why we’re here at all you dumb zoomer

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's 10, anon. He's just a kid.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serena's french. Her pits and pussy are probably disgustingly hairy. I don't blame Ash for wanting a pure, bald, hairless dicky like Dawn's

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