So is this going to be "we have bloodborne at home" or "fine I'll make my own bloodborne with blackjack and hookers?" Because...

So is this going to be "we have bloodborne at home" or "fine I'll make my own bloodborne with blackjack and hookers?" Because the only difference between those two is the actual game's quality.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the final version combat is the same as the demo, the former.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I preferred the focus on perfect blocking over gun parrying since it's both a way to negate damage and also drains enemy stamina. If there's one thing I don't like about From games it's that enemies have infinite stamina and you don't, I wish they took the idea from Nioh that everyone has a stamina gauge and you play around that. Which at least from the demo, LoP seems to be doing.

      Why is the mc such a femboy, why are western devs copying the parts of japanese games that people hate?

      >western
      It's a Korean game. Which means it's not surprising at all considering what Kpop guys look like.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a Korean game.
        Thanks I looked it up after posting and was about to correct myself. Mystery solved.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I found it stilted as hell. Input lag, dodging was useless, and the parry window wasn't big enough to justify this as a focus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dodging was useless
          You're right, but that's also because you're not supposed to dodge. Playing it like it's BB will just get you killed, I died constantly before I realized how it actually wanted me to play.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but that's also because you're not supposed to dodge
            I know, but that's what I'm saying: the parry isn't polished enough to negate the dodge.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really? I had no issues perfect blocking. There is a bit of an input lag but I think it might be intentional because so many enemy attack animations go in tandem with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did not like. For the bosses it was kinda ok, but some enemies like that guard with the hat, it was hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >waaaaaa i cant dodge everything and rely on iframes to play the game for me aaaaaaaaaaaaa
          skill issue

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you mean. It's loosely based on pinocchio, it's old italian book. Nothing to do with bloodborne

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be goyslop. Look at this shit, it looks like Bioshock Infinite.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bloodborne is extremely low quality and lies of p appears to be of at least passable quality, you're right.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Bloodborne, except everything is worse and you have to play as a twink gay

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the mc such a femboy, why are western devs copying the parts of japanese games that people hate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The SFM porn is going to be glorious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats the one problem with western games is that the male MCs are always fugly as sin. thankfully they're nearly all first person so you're not forced to stare at a greasy balding old man for 10 hours of your life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STFU gay not everyone needs to be generic brown haired man with stubble or an amerimutt diversity placement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one needs your fagbait ladyboys. Stick to visual novels gaywad and leave the action genere alone

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lies of P plays more like Sekiro than BB.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bloodborne aesthetics but with sekiro gameplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Moose

        You'd like Thymesia then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could at least use a different font, come on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesnt play anything like sekiro, its got the bloodborne stamina lifesteal stepdodge and viscerals
        the demo is free, did neither of you play it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly they didn't or they would mention pinocchio moves like he is permanently in a miyazaki swamp whereas sekiro is a fighter jet. People are retards and only see graphics and aesthetics they cannot into mechanics. Almost no one caught on that the parry was tied to frame rate but I noticed that shit immediately when I beat the demo at 165 then dropped it to 60 out of curiousity and laughed my ass off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does it become easier or harder at 60? Not that it matters to me because my monitor can't do higher than 60 anyway.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodborne without character customization

    And into the trash it goes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has more weapon customization than bb does because weapons are two parts that you put together. what it loses is apparel, which is a who cares situation.

      i really, really liked the demo and if the average boss quality is as high as the demo's third boss than this game is guaranteed good.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the less bloodborne it is the better tbh. Bloodborne is extremely overrated and doesn't even come close to meeting today's gaming standards. There's a reason why the only thing anyone discusses anymore about bb is the aesthetic.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the mutants and black goo on the walls? I thought the game was about androids going ballistic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The demo has some note about something called a "petrification disease" going around so maybe that's what's happening.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the generic black slime of evilness

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the music is actually good and not just generic orchestral shit. The demo feels like a warning with how they could've made something emblematic of the first boss, but decided to go with even more boring fromsoft-style orchestral shlock

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel like it's going to be on the middle part of your zoomer lingo.
    Maybe it'll be good but fromdrones will hate it no matter what for daring to make a similar game, or it'll be shit and then everyone will be laughing at it.
    Honestly don't know.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why pinocchio of all things?
    Lies of P? what the fuck does this mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just don't understand why pinocchio of all things?
      I guess that's just want they wanted to use as the source
      >Lies of P? what the fuck does this mean?
      ...the lies of pinocchio, one of the central things of the original story about how lying it part of being a real boy but that doesn't mean it's a good thing. How did you not catch that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the central things of the original story about how lying it part of being a real boy
        No. Lying is the main thing preventing him from becoming a real boy.
        >“Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he had to learn the lessons on the consequences of lying, just lying doesn't teach a little boy anything.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he's not a "real" boy. That's the entire point.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but you have to make mistakes to learn from them. Half of the story is basically just morality lessons and everything is building up him understanding how to care about someone else more than himself to the point of self-sacrifice. The ending is basically an allegory for heaven as Pinocchio "died" but was reborn in a "paradise" where all the bad things miraculously got better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but you don't need to explain the book's message as it screams it in your face. If you're a disobedient boy, you will be bound, tortured and possibly killed, and that's fine as long as your behavior is corrected in the end. Collodi had no problem with subjecting Pinocchio to the cruelest shit imaginable as long as it turned him into what he saw as the ideal good little boy. There's a reason this one really famous literary critic, forget his name, basically described the book as the equivalent of "bullying someone into Heaven"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fox and Cat turning into real cripples dying of hunger at the end was kino.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, they ARE con-men that tried to murder Pinocchio. If anyone deserves their fate, it's them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"bullying someone into Heaven"
                That's life in general. Make bad decisions and life will treat your poorly. Make the self sacrifice to be better for everyone around you and yourself and be reborn anew.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would argue most people don't learn those lessons through being subjected to constant cruelty.it can be and has been argued that teaching kids to be on their guard against those who would exploit or abuse them is a valuable lesson... but it's still notable that even in the cases when Pinocchio had noble intentions, and was either a victim of bad circumstances or got in trouble because he naively trusted people who didn't deserve to be trusted, the narrative will still without fail treat him as having acted maliciously and as such deserving of all the bad things that happen to him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Lies of P? what the fuck does this mean?

      Lies of Pinocchio you absolute pea brain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you absolute pea brain
        More like P brain!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no you retard, I get it that it means lies of pinnochio.
        I just don't get what is up with such a stupid concept. What could it possibly mean.
        Is the player going to be uncovering the lies that pinnochio told to geppetto and the fucking cricket? Asinine concept

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC the idea is as follows. The game's world is full of androids, those androids can't lie. P dude is the most advanced robot guy, so he's capable of lying which sets him apart from the others. I think there's a faction of humans who want to kill P twink for that, hence that one pic with the coffin.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think it's because P is advanced, I think it's because he's literally brokenbut for some reason he's not turning into a killbot like the other broken puppetsd

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's because he has a heart you utter fucking retard. You even customize it for combat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they should have just made a game about android really. This isnt even pinnochio.
            Reminds me of that alice in wonderlande game, that too tried to give a dark edgy twist to a beloved story.
            I dont get the appeal, but all right, at least i get why it is called lies of p now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I think they just wanted to slap a public domain ip on their game to increase visibility.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The game is clearly about puppets discovering their humanity but the lying is just a small part of it. A much bigger indicator is when you kill the Mad Donkey who is a human. Pinocchio is clearly freaked out over what he did, but he shouldn't be, because puppets are supposed to be unfeeling machines. That's what it's going to be. That's what sets him apart, the other puppets discovering humanity are being driven mad by this fact while Pinocchio is scared but coming to terms with it.

            they should have just made a game about android really. This isnt even pinnochio.
            Reminds me of that alice in wonderlande game, that too tried to give a dark edgy twist to a beloved story.
            I dont get the appeal, but all right, at least i get why it is called lies of p now.

            >Reminds me of that alice in wonderlande game, that too tried to give a dark edgy twist to a beloved story.
            ...but American McGee's Alice is really fucking good. Yeah it plays a little janky but everything else is a fucking work of art.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              haven't played it, really. Came to my mind mostly because of the aesthetical simirality really

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like edgy anime-pose leaning bunny girl

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah so steel rising again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From what I played of the demo (stopped after getting to the hub) it seems like throughout the game you'll have choices to lie or not that's tied into some kind of morality system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bloodborne pinocho is the funniest concept for a vidya ever, it would be even funnier if the game is actually good.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hope for the best
    brace for the worst

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think making Pinocchio a teen kinda misses the point, a huge reason Pinoke was so naive is because in the original story and film adaptations he's only supposed to be like 5-6 years old. Kids that young are filled with enough childlike wonder that they'll believe shit strangers tell them. I'm less inclined to believe it with someone that's still 15 because while 15 year olds still believe stupid shit, it's usually because they've convinced themselves they're too smart to do otherwise and that blindsides them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not up to speed with the lore of the actual game but considering he's supposed to be a puppet i assumed he was 'born' as his current form, since he was built

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you're right, he was built as a teen and he isn't a real boy yet, I'm just saying I don't think the story of Pinocchio works if he isn't a little kid so it's gonna be one hell of a deviation.
        >inb4 it's already a huge deviation
        Not as much as you think. Have you read the original book, it's fucking sadistic at times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not suppoused to be a 1 to 1 adaptation. I doubt "being taken adventage because you are a clueless kid" will be the main point of this new pinocchio. A new version of the story deserves a new version of the protagonist.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the demo was fun
    not quite up to FromSoft quality but it's got some Soul and I like what they're doing with attaching weapon handles to different weapons to change how they attack
    I'll probably pick it up on a sale tho or wait to see if there's dlc and get a complete edition down the line

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm expecting a mortal shell tier game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt. The game at least seems to have a clearer vision of what it wants and the demo, despite being mediocre, was much better than anything from MS.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mortal shell was an absolute abomination of a game.

        P's demo alone was a far better experience than all the least-worst parts of Mortal Shell combined

        I don't trust demos that much right now after how frontloaded FF16's was. So I wouldn't be surprised if Lies of P is the same. Being a day 1 GamePass title gives them a heavy incentive to make the start of the game the best part to get players hooked right away as well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unless the non-demo parts of P is entirely Lost Izalith tier quality for the rest of the game i cannot see it being anything less than 'good' (assuming you already enjoyed the demo). Within the last 2 weeks they've uploaded a ton of weapon showcases and a boss showcase.

          16's problem was the story the demo set up expectations for did not materialize, I don't know if many people really give a fuck about P's story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mortal shell was an absolute abomination of a game.

      P's demo alone was a far better experience than all the least-worst parts of Mortal Shell combined

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering it's made by some Korean nobodies and didn't have a huge studio backing it like Nioh, it seemed pretty solid from what I played in the demo. Unless it comes out and everyone says it becomes a trashfire post-demo content, it'll most likely be a "I'll get it when it's on sale" for me.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have any one complaint it's that Gemini talked like a Joss Whedon character. I hope that isn't a thing for the whole game.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Pinocchio

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love that one of the Weapons is just a massive pipe wrench you can smack puppets with.

    So far there's definitely a variety of different Weapons and Legion Arms that I hope continue into the game proper. I've noticed that none have been Firearms outside the Falcon Eyes Legion Arm, which is an arm mounted Cannon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't see a cannon, but I did see like a sticky bomb launcher for the arm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, yeah. That's true......I'm just hoping this game includes an actual working Gatling Gun. I'm still mad about how annoying it is to get Bloodborne's Gatling Gun to do decent damage.

        Give me the straight talk anons, is Steel Rising worth $20?

        For $20? Yeah, sure. Why not?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Having an industrial revolution setting and NOT having a gatling gun would be the biggest missed opportunity in history.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Twink Bloodborne looks hype

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the straight talk anons, is Steel Rising worth $20?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Moose

      Yes, but only if you understand the world is gonna be fairly samey and they continually reskin the seven or so enemy types by making them look a bit more advanced while mixing up their moveset or adding delays. If you're open to reading my thoughts while I played it to 100% completion here you are.

      Also, the game heavily punished certain types of gameplay and really wants you to lay damage on their posture meter to build it as much as possible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh? Segs?!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the world won't give me Bloodborne 2 I'll inevitably look in other places

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to pirate it, because Phil Spencer already paid for my copy of the game. thank you Phil!

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People should really play the demo because it doesn't quite play like BB. The movement speed is really slow and the focus is more on timed blocks because of this. The legion arms feel closer to something like the prosthetic tools from Sekiro. It basically takes influence from all of From's modern games, not just BB. That being said I actually enjoyed it somewhat so I'll probably give it a chance next week. I don't really want to rave about it but I can't heavily criticize it either. The demo was good enough that I would've kept playing if they didn't cut me off but I'll still need to play the full thing before I can really say how bad or good it is.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pirate chads, are we getting this 9/16 or nah?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still catching up with my queue.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its bloodborne for finooks.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think it looks cool, waiting on reviews.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am curious what the game means by "Your Springs React" every time you have Pinocchio Lie.

    Is Pinocchio becoming more Human or is this setting up for him to become something worse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do not expect anything out of a korean story. You have been warned.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 days left for BussyBorne. Hope it keeps the same quality of the demo for the whole game. I really wanted to keep playing after i finished it.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what reviews say about this one, the demo was great so I'll disregarding the 6/10 reviews it gets by IGN and Gamespot which I generally do anyway.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to have to restart if the game lets me continue from my demo save because I used up the boss souls since there was nothing to do with them in the demo content.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know if the game will make a boss out of the snake with the smoking tail. You know, that part of the book with a religious allegory that basically comes out of nowhere and is never referenced again and it's why almost no adaptation has it?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tried the demo, didn't like the movement feels very floaty/walking on ice. will try final on goypass.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's Korean, so the former

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Father tells you not to let an unsavory Characters know about the Hotel.

    Great, I just know someone's gonna be a secret serial killer or something and start knocking off useful NPCs.

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