so it's exactly the same as the original. I want one

so it's exactly the same as the original. I want one

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why nintendo keeps selling old shit for high prices? xd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because morons keep buying them

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rumble used to be a pack you put into the back of the controller. This is soulless garbage.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why not just buy a pro controller?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you braindead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        looks like you definitely are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so you are. nevermind then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It seems you are

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill to be able to taste the white powder from the stick again.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so aside from nostalgia, why would anyone want one of these? its one of the worst controllers in videogame history.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to run around my house pretending its an airplane?f ucking no imagination zoomers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >run around my house pretending its an airplane
        sounds pretty fun if you ask me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just your opinion. I love it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this homie is spitting facts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >samegayging this hard
        fricking kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally a bauble, and tendies are willing to pay for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      N64 games are almost unplayable when emulated without the controller

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you even talking about? You can adjust deadzone amount, deadzone shape, and sensitivity of the analog stick. There is no Nintendo "magic" that makes the game only work with one proprietary analog stick, frick off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think he's more referring to the fact that that 64 controller has 6 buttons and a middle shoulder button. Modern controllers aren't exactly perfectly fit for that. You can make it work, but you'd have to make a separate controller config for every game, since almost every game uses the C-buttons differently.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just use the second analog stick for C-buttons... Most games have absolutely moronic C-button layouts so I typically rebind that shit anyways.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          except for the one, where, you know, plug in an actual N64 controller and experience the magic
          but you wouldn't know anything of it because you cannot wrap your head nor hands around how to hold the fricking thing you're so stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of the best tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendies are a special kind of moronic

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the best controller ever made
    i want one too OP

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy one if I can use it with my N64. My OG ones are worn out and the third party controllers I've tried are fricking cancer.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got 2 on the way, can't wait to throw them up on ebay for dumbass tendies to fight over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sold
      >for 200 bucks

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hated this ugly piece of shit controller as a kid, still hate it now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    blah blah money on top of money muh wojack
    do better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >do better
      >do better
      >do better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think that was the point, for you to fixate on that phrase and then post this image as a reply, only for him to have a gotcha moment, which you would then no doubt serve back. ultimately, this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this comment has meant nothing as you will just quote this with one of your images, but i hope to put a stop to this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a big smelly homosexual

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N64 controller was the worst controller I've ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven't run into a worse controller.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >N64 controller goes up for sale in NA
    >remember the bullshit with trying to preorder the SMT V collectors edition as an aussie
    >"I'll just wait for it to appear on AUS stores later"
    >check it again today
    >it's been up the whole time
    >"sold out"
    FRICK YOU
    they're gonna make more, right? didn't they just have a bunch of nes and snes controllers sitting behind the counter at eb games?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else remember trying to do a 1080 in 1080 snowboarding witha more than 1 week old controller? literally impossible

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N64 controller was the best controller I've ever used. I thought this when it was out and i still haven't run into a better controller.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I broke at least 3 of them with regular use. The quality control was terrible.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I think I've reached a new height of disgust with Nitnendo fans they always surprise me.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rumble
    >exactly
    Last I checked, rumble was an expansion you shoved in the port on bottom like pic related.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do wonder how they're going to map c button controls to the joycons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      right analog stick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking wither that or ZL + face buttons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same as a GameCube controller (which is why the C stick is yellow like the N64 C buttons)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still amazed that some designer thought that handle for a third hand was a good idea. Why would anyone buy one now is beyond me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >third hand
      The idea was that for 2D games, your left hand would be at the D-Pad and for 3D games, it'd be at the joystick. It wasn't the best design, but it made more sense at the time, until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man it's crazy to me people actually like the Dualshit. Easily one of the worst controllers ever created and they're still using it to this day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >until Sony perfected the controller a year later.

        >literally the worst controller of all time
        >perfected

        sweet jesus of mother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >perfected
        >clearly not enough buttons, see DS kick and jump
        >half of your fingers are unused
        >analog stick for aiming
        Nah, at this pace it will take sony like 20 years to make a perfect controller.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >60 USD A MONTH NINTENDO SUBSCRIPTION
    lol he doesn't know

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when the analog stick starts grinding to dust after few games of mario party

    I hope not.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the middle grip for dilating?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    seething lmao

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >exactly the same
    Doubt until I see someone compare the joystick to an original.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not still having your N64 controllers with all the little attatchments.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sign in to nintendo account
    >"Please input google authenticator code"
    >threw out my old phone
    >"If you are having trouble, input the backup code given to you when you first used google authenticator"
    >didn't write it down
    bros???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're boned. Contact customer support and pray.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking stupid.
        Brb gonna stop my mum from using this garbage to save her from having an aneurism over this shit later down the line (its going to fricking happen).

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