The question is hardly irrelevant, I haven’t been in the know on starfield so discovering that it’s a space game with no actual aliens or alien civilizations makes me question its existence, pretty sure even no mans sky remembered to have aliens
Hard gay Sci-fi Starborn powers. Much realism. Much wow.
It's supposed to be like 2001: A Space Odyssey except that does have aliens, but the "magic" stuff is just super advanced technology that just makes people evolve.
Bullshit, considering how abysmal the world building in Starfield is I'm thoroughly convinced it doesn't have Aliens because Bethesda is full of lazy morons that couldn't be fucked to actually come up with any
>retard doesn’t know the difference between sentient and sapient
Starfield does have sentient creatures, they’re just geriatric enemy designs or reskinned mobs from their other games.
>retard doesn't understand that sentient and sapient are, lexically, interchangeable >also 100% guaranteed not to know, let alone understand, the difference between a lexical versus semantic meaning >10,000%
UFO simply means unidentified flying object, it doesn't mean aliens. It could be foreign aircraft, it could be something the military doesn't want the world to know about, it could be a bird, it could be splotches, etc.
The fuck do you think it is?...
There are no aircraft on earth that can move like those things.
honestly dont care, wake me up when we have this in the streets wanting to extract my seed, if they are not like that then we have enough problems between us humans we don't need more
>The macguffins were created by the Creators :^) >The reason they created the macguffins was so you could question the reason they were created :^)
Pathetic copout. I get what they were going for, but it's fucking stupid to have the whole game's central mystery be some open ended "it's what you make of it" philosophy that never runs any deeper than each main story NPC's expository tokenization of it, while still implying right at the end that there is an actual, definitive answer that you're simply not allowed to know yet.
>So Starfield didn’t have any actual aliens and alien civilizations to interact with because >he doesn't know
of course he wouldn't
He didn't play the game.
And the youtubers he got his opinions from didn't play the game.
For the same reason ghouls and mutants aren't playable in Fallout. Bethesda already has enough trouble getting Khajit and Argonians working in Elder Scrolls as is.
A bunch of sci-fi mumbo jumbo that justifies making the AAA videogame a low-budget, low-skill, mess of a cash-grab running off the name of a big studio and advertising alone.
To be fair a grand total of 10 people that are still alive have seen TAS, and all of them just randomly watched it when it wasn't pulled off of YT yet. I am one of them.
It's not a bad show but it's mostly kinda eh. It's about on par with the mediocre episodes of TAS for the most part.
Because it's still early in space exploration. you seriously believe that as soon as we start colonizing planets, we will meet the Klingons right away?
why does the enterprise have a female uniform with such a short skirt?
M'Ress a cute
https://i.imgur.com/NqVE599.jpg
So Starfield didn’t have any actual aliens and alien civilizations to interact with because…?
>"ITS PULLING US IN SIR, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!" >"ANY IDEAS?" >"LOOK! OVER THERE, WE CAN REVERSE FORWARD POWER TO THE THRUSTERS WE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO RICOCHET OURSELVES OFF OF THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE NEARBY METEORITE" >"THATS INSANE! THATS SUICIDE!" >"YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?" >"THE CAPTAINS RIGHT! IF WE DO NOTHING THEN WE'RE GONERS EITHER WAY! AT LEAST THIS WAY WE HAVE A CHANCE"
>"A CHANCE IS ALL I NEED! "
you telling me people actually like this malarkey? theres nothing cool or interesting about space adventures with a crew of a bunch of aliens. get this weak shit outta my house.
It's quite rare that I see a face drawn by fluffkevlar that is not only actually cute, but doesn't even look completely identical to every other face he's ever drawn, male or female.
Is this a recent picture?
Because it's just slop, during development they siphoned resources from it to fund other projects and any money they make from it is directly put into TES VI.
Why do you think they agreed to release it on the gamepass?
Bethesda had their chance to appeal to the human male gamer and they blew it by not including xeno sexo in starfailed
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Anonymous
Can't have that sweet sweet Larry Fink shekel loan bonds if xeno sexo overtakes your smelly ugly brown people!
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Anonymous
Begone phone-posting scum
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Anonymous
Fuck you I do what I want.
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Anonymous
>barely any hard scy-fy themes or even scientific space stuff >It doesn't have any of the appealing exoticism of the pulp era like fembots and sexy ayy lmaos >90% of the time is loading screens and walking and walking and walking kilometers to pick a resource and then the same for a spot of 5 alien animals >A Karen is almost every position of power >70 yuros on Steam >you are going yo need a good PC for all those goblino NPC to load >poor character editor, specially the body, no good looking skin tight clothes and suits
7 FUCKING YEARS FOR THAT??????
I loved many of Bethesdaslop games but this one... I'm not feeling it at all, so much time and resources wasted, did the original Bethesda team leave after Skyrim/fallout 4?
what a boring corposanitized made-by-comitee experience of a "game"
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Anonymous
I keep saying Skyrim was their last original game. Fallout 4 and 76 were NOTHING but skyrim asset flips and it fucking shows, now THIS GAME is bothing bit fallout 4 asset flips. All the talent must have left after Skyrim because they keep recycling it.
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Anonymous
Skyrim was nearly the same game as Oblivion. And whats the problem with that? You probably play the exact same competitive loser shooter or moba for 2,000 hours. Bethesda makes new maps for their one game, and they're good, and the one game is good. That's why you keep playing it.
>I wish it was HMOFA too
Sadly that genre is such a rare setting in manga and anime and even if someone did aim for that setting probably one chapter in the female beast would be turned into a big breasted human woman (e-boi) remember Sanzo's T-rex girlfriend prime example of publisher's having shit taste.
>because...
It's just a lazy money grab, not a lot of creative process went into it, nor was it polished. It exists only to give shareholders steady income while making Elder Scrolls 6 seem like an actual advancement when it comes out.
Morrowind was inspired by Star Wars. Starfield was very clearly not at all inspired by Star Trek. It doesn't really seem to have been inspired by anything. There is no inspiration at all.
>It doesn't really seem to have been inspired by anything. There is no inspiration at all.
I seriously want to challenge anyone here to name a more bland, uninspired space setting than Starfield.
It's incredible that with 1000 planets to explore, not a single one has anything as close to as unique, alien, and just plain interesting as Morrowind.
I'd even had let it slide if they were lazy and gave us blue and green skinned humans but how much effort they put into shit like this I guess it was for the better.
Probably because anything other than a humanoid alien race is just not possible at all. Due to rules of our universe anything above animal will be humanoid like. People can imagine anything like flying sporeclouds with pointy dicks, but it will never be real.
Sci-fi settings without aliens have always been more interesting to me. The best science fiction never had them either, like Dune, Foundation. Battletech is even great. Anything you can do with aliens, you can already do with humans. I liked the idea in the Hyperion Cantos that the Ousters had genetically engineered themselves to such an extent that they appeared alien to mainline humanity.
>Make sure aliens are present in every single game about post-apocalyptic america >Refuse to put a single alien in a game about space exploration with a core theme about exploring the unknown
Truly subverted our expectations, bravo
Because the game isn't designed to be interesting but is designed to check boxes. At this point if I want a good crafting/exploration sci space game I'll just play No Man's Sky and if I want an engaging story with interesting companions and aliens then I'll just play Mass Effect. After doing two full playthroughs of Starfield it's clear to me the game is just bland.
>lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question
The question is hardly irrelevant, I haven’t been in the know on starfield so discovering that it’s a space game with no actual aliens or alien civilizations makes me question its existence, pretty sure even no mans sky remembered to have aliens
Starfield has better outposts and quests
>>lust-provoking image
bruh
They wanted to keep things more grounded in reality (just ignore the literal space magic).
It's Hard Sci-Fi.
Sentient aliens are unrealistic.
>Sentient aliens are unrealistic.
Bot post?
Except you're the Starborn and you spend the game learning space magic.
It's supposed to be like 2001: A Space Odyssey except that does have aliens, but the "magic" stuff is just super advanced technology that just makes people evolve.
>aliens BAD
>magic technology science that lets you fus ro dah GOOD
Imagine spending 70 shekels plus tip on this piece of shit.
Bullshit, considering how abysmal the world building in Starfield is I'm thoroughly convinced it doesn't have Aliens because Bethesda is full of lazy morons that couldn't be fucked to actually come up with any
It was made by pajeets. Literal bugmen incapable of acting on their own without a managing higher power.
Pajeets are just troglodytes. Even chimpanzees have more humanity in them. The Chinese are soulless automations.
>retard doesn’t know the difference between sentient and sapient
Starfield does have sentient creatures, they’re just geriatric enemy designs or reskinned mobs from their other games.
>retard thinks there are more than 50 planets in the galaxy that have anything beyond bacteria
>retard doesn't understand that sentient and sapient are, lexically, interchangeable
>also 100% guaranteed not to know, let alone understand, the difference between a lexical versus semantic meaning
>10,000%
The English language isn’t interchangeable you bonobo.
So how does that explain not being able to use vehicles on planets then?
I miss when hard sci-fi had weird aliens
>Hard Sci-Fi
>Psionic powers
What are some actual hard scifi settings?
Kenshi.
>Hard Sci-Fi
>Dragonborn powers
>Meanwhile the US government basically admitted that UFO's are absolutely real
UFO simply means unidentified flying object, it doesn't mean aliens. It could be foreign aircraft, it could be something the military doesn't want the world to know about, it could be a bird, it could be splotches, etc.
The fuck do you think it is?...
There are no aircraft on earth that can move like those things.
honestly dont care, wake me up when we have this in the streets wanting to extract my seed, if they are not like that then we have enough problems between us humans we don't need more
No.........but also YES THEY LIVE!?
Hard gay Sci-fi Starborn powers. Much realism. Much wow.
absolute retard
the galaxy is in actuality a dark forest filled to the brim with hostile alien civilizations
>absolute retard
>dark forest
Yes, you are an absolute retard.
>Unrealistic
Have you been to outer space?
>It's Hard Sci-Fi.
Lmao. If you believe that you don’t know what hard sci-fi is.
M'Ress a cute
thats actually true. weird but i guess they just wanted a basic scifi premise
only the cartoon version
I would argue only the fanart version.
But still cute nonetheless.
true. weird how brown cat girls are well known in space fantasys
why does the enterprise have a female uniform with such a short skirt?
Just straight up winnie the poohing it.
Because Trek is a positive vision of the future.
It's fine, humanity has eliminated sexism in the future so if the women are wearing it then it means they're cool with it.
because the 1960s were a better time
>fluffy vulva
Daily reminder than Markeplier brother drawed this
What, really?
>Tom's younger brother by just under a year, Mark Fischbach, is a famous YouTube celebrity under the username Markiplier[3].
What the fuck.
A reminder that this is what Caitians look like in live action.
To not get in the way of whatever set of aliens you want to mod in
Not that it matters because the game is too shit to bother how did they fuck this up so hard
>what if humanity was the aliens
le planet of the apes
>The macguffins were created by the Creators :^)
>The reason they created the macguffins was so you could question the reason they were created :^)
Pathetic copout. I get what they were going for, but it's fucking stupid to have the whole game's central mystery be some open ended "it's what you make of it" philosophy that never runs any deeper than each main story NPC's expository tokenization of it, while still implying right at the end that there is an actual, definitive answer that you're simply not allowed to know yet.
And then defaulting to Rig and Mordy multiverse horse shit to invalidate it all anyway
>So Starfield didn’t have any actual aliens and alien civilizations to interact with because
>he doesn't know
of course he wouldn't
He didn't play the game.
And the youtubers he got his opinions from didn't play the game.
For the same reason ghouls and mutants aren't playable in Fallout. Bethesda already has enough trouble getting Khajit and Argonians working in Elder Scrolls as is.
A bunch of sci-fi mumbo jumbo that justifies making the AAA videogame a low-budget, low-skill, mess of a cash-grab running off the name of a big studio and advertising alone.
Even Star Trek barely remembers that M'Ress existed
To be fair a grand total of 10 people that are still alive have seen TAS, and all of them just randomly watched it when it wasn't pulled off of YT yet. I am one of them.
It's not a bad show but it's mostly kinda eh. It's about on par with the mediocre episodes of TAS for the most part.
mediocre episodes of TOS, I meant.
As for me I know of her through PlagueofGripes and him being a ST fan.
Can any of them consent to sexual relations though?
The question that matters isn't "can any of them consent" it's "can any of them resist you"
I like how they’re either dinosaurs or insects and ones even a reskinned Deathclaw.
1. they cut it for DLC
2. they're lazy
3. 1&2
Would have taken effort.
Hopefully fans will fix this with mods.
Not having sexy alien races was a huge mistake.
Because it's still early in space exploration. you seriously believe that as soon as we start colonizing planets, we will meet the Klingons right away?
Nasapunk > that alien shit
sex with space cat women
>"ITS PULLING US IN SIR, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING!"
>"ANY IDEAS?"
>"LOOK! OVER THERE, WE CAN REVERSE FORWARD POWER TO THE THRUSTERS WE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO RICOCHET OURSELVES OFF OF THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE NEARBY METEORITE"
>"THATS INSANE! THATS SUICIDE!"
>"YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?"
>"THE CAPTAINS RIGHT! IF WE DO NOTHING THEN WE'RE GONERS EITHER WAY! AT LEAST THIS WAY WE HAVE A CHANCE"
>"A CHANCE IS ALL I NEED! "
you telling me people actually like this malarkey? theres nothing cool or interesting about space adventures with a crew of a bunch of aliens. get this weak shit outta my house.
>you telling me people actually like this malarkey?
Yes
I hate I can only read kirk in his over the top family guy and robot chicken voice everybody always makes fun of him for.
TOS will always be the best, God bless that show
>TOS s1 will always be the best
ftfy. There are good eps in s2 and 3 but the overall drop in quality was insane.
They forgot DS9.
Hostile Alien: I'm going to rape your mom.
Sisko: Mr. Worf, activate the station's weapon array.
Hostile Alien: Oh, shit.
Now we're talking!
It's quite rare that I see a face drawn by fluffkevlar that is not only actually cute, but doesn't even look completely identical to every other face he's ever drawn, male or female.
Is this a recent picture?
I WANT ANTHRO GF NOW
They don't like manbabies, sorry.
Sorry, anon, you don't play enough online games.
Need something to sell the sequel on
>generic alien adventures
i want to see more buff aliens fight each other and blow planets up while pantera plays in the background
I tried making M'ress in STO but it doesn't work so well
Yeah the character creator in STO is not great.
Because it's just slop, during development they siphoned resources from it to fund other projects and any money they make from it is directly put into TES VI.
Why do you think they agreed to release it on the gamepass?
>Why do you think they agreed to release it on the gamepass?
because they're owned by microsoft and don't really have a choice?
That's not how it works? Aquire a job that's not flipping signs?
Lowest IQ post on the board (for now).
Is this the thread?
I was hoping more upskirts would be involved but probably yeah
It could be the thread
Starfield thread? Yes.
Slopfield is gay though. I want sexy aliens.
The you are in the right thread!
>The
then*
Good, never playing another Crapthesda game again! The recycled assets in Slopfield are beyond appalling. Skyrim was their last original game.
Bethesda had their chance to appeal to the human male gamer and they blew it by not including xeno sexo in starfailed
Can't have that sweet sweet Larry Fink shekel loan bonds if xeno sexo overtakes your smelly ugly brown people!
Begone phone-posting scum
Fuck you I do what I want.
>barely any hard scy-fy themes or even scientific space stuff
>It doesn't have any of the appealing exoticism of the pulp era like fembots and sexy ayy lmaos
>90% of the time is loading screens and walking and walking and walking kilometers to pick a resource and then the same for a spot of 5 alien animals
>A Karen is almost every position of power
>70 yuros on Steam
>you are going yo need a good PC for all those goblino NPC to load
>poor character editor, specially the body, no good looking skin tight clothes and suits
7 FUCKING YEARS FOR THAT??????
I loved many of Bethesdaslop games but this one... I'm not feeling it at all, so much time and resources wasted, did the original Bethesda team leave after Skyrim/fallout 4?
what a boring corposanitized made-by-comitee experience of a "game"
I keep saying Skyrim was their last original game. Fallout 4 and 76 were NOTHING but skyrim asset flips and it fucking shows, now THIS GAME is bothing bit fallout 4 asset flips. All the talent must have left after Skyrim because they keep recycling it.
Skyrim was nearly the same game as Oblivion. And whats the problem with that? You probably play the exact same competitive loser shooter or moba for 2,000 hours. Bethesda makes new maps for their one game, and they're good, and the one game is good. That's why you keep playing it.
Alright but what games let you have sex with alien babes?
Not Starfield that's for damn sure.
Earthdesire
Wtf Fog Islands real?
It's Bethesda. They can't do anything interesting
Imagine the purrs
Assuming her tongue doesn't skin your dick, do you reckon it would feel nice if she started purring mid-deepthroat?
The feeling would be absolutely orgasmic
>it's a hard sci-fi
yeah me too
Hard sci-fi doesn't have magicslop.
love that derp face so much. more animal people need to have that in art.
that hyena in the recent HFoMA anime does it all the time, hes great.
>hyena in the recent HFoMA anime
name???
Niehime to Kemono no Ou
Granted he turns human sometimes but its mostly big beast man and tiny human girl.
There are also some animal waifus.
>Niehime to Kemono no Ou
thanks but I wanted the girl being the beast not the dude
oh yeah I knew that one, fuck the prudes who cancelled, we can't have nice things in this world
>NASAPUNK setting
more like karenpunk or muttpunk for the walkthoughts I have seen
we don't even have sexy spacesuits or even fembots...
>thanks but I wanted the girl being the beast not the dude
Not surprising. I wish it was HMOFA too
>I wish it was HMOFA too
Sadly that genre is such a rare setting in manga and anime and even if someone did aim for that setting probably one chapter in the female beast would be turned into a big breasted human woman (e-boi) remember Sanzo's T-rex girlfriend prime example of publisher's having shit taste.
Isekai reviewers about a group of dudes and a angel going around fucking monster girls and giving reviews one was a hyena girl.
That came out a while ago, anon. And it got cancelled for being naughty, right before some jackass greenlit Redo of Healer.
Yeah and it still pisses me off to this day reviewers covered so many types of monster girls and fetish it had a little of something for everyone.
>that hyena in the recent HFoMA
You're fucking with me, right?
stop wanting to fuck furry girls
They're called xeno anon, also no.
how would you call it? xussy?
Something like that, made for BHC.
humans are the sluts of fantasy and scifi genres.
They will fuck anything with two legs and sometimes they won't be that picky.
That's called being explorers and conquerors. It's in our blood.
>because...
It's just a lazy money grab, not a lot of creative process went into it, nor was it polished. It exists only to give shareholders steady income while making Elder Scrolls 6 seem like an actual advancement when it comes out.
>when Ganker goes to the zoo.webm
Lack of creativity, sterile imagination.
>But muh realis....
HE is STARBORN!!
Post aliens from other games that you would.
No regrets
Pretty sure you'd have nothing but regrets the second you stick it in
What do they look like under those suits?
They look like a combination of a typical Grey and a newt.
>other games
>not from a game
moron.
I could not care less if shes from a game or not.
I fucked them. I fucked them all. They're pregnant, every single one of them. And not just the birds, but the fishes and the plants too.
You can't fuck birds.
Watch me.
Is she daydreaming of the possible existence of human males?
It's literally not possible.
Didn’t the source code of this game leak? Any thing come of that yet?
Not that I know of.
even the unhatched ones???
Morrowind was inspired by Star Wars. Starfield was very clearly not at all inspired by Star Trek. It doesn't really seem to have been inspired by anything. There is no inspiration at all.
Starfield is plagiarized by like 15+ IP's while trying to pretend that it's own totally original unique NASAPUNK setting.
>It doesn't really seem to have been inspired by anything. There is no inspiration at all.
I seriously want to challenge anyone here to name a more bland, uninspired space setting than Starfield.
It's incredible that with 1000 planets to explore, not a single one has anything as close to as unique, alien, and just plain interesting as Morrowind.
Because pseud writers think something being only about humans is automatically better and more deep/oscar bait.
>game tries to look like 1970s lived scifi
>no sexy xenomorphs
I'd even had let it slide if they were lazy and gave us blue and green skinned humans but how much effort they put into shit like this I guess it was for the better.
SciFi≠Aliens.
Not everything is star wars.
Why are all the ayys being posted bipedal? How about some variety for once?
we live in a bipedal society
Because bipedals are best. Also no update btw.
Probably because anything other than a humanoid alien race is just not possible at all. Due to rules of our universe anything above animal will be humanoid like. People can imagine anything like flying sporeclouds with pointy dicks, but it will never be real.
V3 NEVER EVER!
Something something human men.
That is the plot of the game, so yeah
Too bad it wont update ever.
A shame, but at least my wife is already in the current version.
Your wife is made out of dude worms you know.
Sci-fi settings without aliens have always been more interesting to me. The best science fiction never had them either, like Dune, Foundation. Battletech is even great. Anything you can do with aliens, you can already do with humans. I liked the idea in the Hyperion Cantos that the Ousters had genetically engineered themselves to such an extent that they appeared alien to mainline humanity.
>Make sure aliens are present in every single game about post-apocalyptic america
>Refuse to put a single alien in a game about space exploration with a core theme about exploring the unknown
Truly subverted our expectations, bravo
Because the game isn't designed to be interesting but is designed to check boxes. At this point if I want a good crafting/exploration sci space game I'll just play No Man's Sky and if I want an engaging story with interesting companions and aliens then I'll just play Mass Effect. After doing two full playthroughs of Starfield it's clear to me the game is just bland.
Because they had a bunch of mudcrab reskins and humans as enemies.
i m here for the diapers
What's the explanation behind the space shouts?
>stealth furfag thread
>attempting to hide furshit behind aliens since Starfield is coming out
Jannies, clean this off-topic furshit up.
@650483630
Retard, not even worth the (You)