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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fondling big breasts
    vs
    >Milking two wieners at the same time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy
      He's pretty much the face of consolegays right now: middle aged, bald, wshed out, out-of-touch boomer who still thinks he's hip and cool with the kids while there's a cop watching him for obvious reasons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seething PCgay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bimmy is an Applegay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The average coomer's brain. Sad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >coomer analogy

        God, PC gamers really are just degenerates

        Haven't watched porn in almost a decade, you troony gays.
        Seethe, dilate and cope.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yet breasts and penises were the first thing that came to your mind when seeing a picture of a balding man. Are you gay?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sex is based, sex analogies are high T

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I see, it's okay if you find balding men arousing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Someone found your mother enough to put a fricked up ugly baby inside her so yeah you should be worshipping at my feet little man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                woah there pal, I'm okay with you being LGBT, so why did you bring my dead mother into this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your dad held his nose to frick her and make you, that was the point illiterate tard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a bit harsh don't you think? I've been nothing but supportive.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're right I'm sorry dawg

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, first pic reminded me of my hands when I fondle my wife's big breasts.
            I wanted to only write that at first, but then I thought "frick console gays" and wrote the second part as insulting as I could get without ruining the first statement.
            You homosexuals are so insufferable. Can't crack a joke anymore. Frick you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Your train of thought makes sense. I just wish you would have shared a pic of your wife's big breasts for context. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >coomer analogy

      God, PC gamers really are just degenerates

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve fondled real breasts, right anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screen cap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >spreading apart a man’s ass
      vs
      >milking some giant breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thats how you milk cows udders which is coincidentally very similar to jerking dudes off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Milking a cow or a goat takes real skill.
          What you do is you trap the milk in the cow's teat with your index finger and thumb. Then you squeeze the rest of the teat from top to bottom with a slight downwards motion to push the milk out.
          Now let the teat fill up again by stopping the squeeze. And repeat until you have like 15-30 liters of milk.
          Jerking myself off is much easier, fricking rub the dick back and forth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anons and their crazy funny analogies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This
      If you play games with a gamepad, you are in fact being trained to jerk two men off at once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WW8p2gx.jpg

      so true

      Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        god i miss white civilization

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP annihilated, fp truly bp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fockin' impressive work lad. Were done with this topic.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whos that again?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        angry vydia game girl nerd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

    • 1 year ago
      -Devin

      SHE'S 6'6?! THAT'S TALL AS FRICK!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >had a shit fit in sped ed because an adult said dick and balls
    If you agree with him, you agree with a literal moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mike is a literal moron?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He played the games in all the avgn episodes. James is the real tard

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BALLS ON THE DICK

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
    TO TRY TO MAKE HIS FOLLICLES LAST

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard PCgays respond to this without sounding mad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you have hydrocephaly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a programmer, I don't work with a keyboard, both are leisure to me.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a loser

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a tattooed, bald manlet

    Opinion discarded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he isn't a manlet, he's 5'9

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dude...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          average isn't manlet, he isn't tall either of course.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've played games on a keyboard before. It was fun.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok we posting ecelebs? Now lets see what someone with an ounce of authority has to say about gamepads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      glad I clicked this thread, I love hearing Carmack being a hard nerd with no consideration for normalgays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      avgn is famouser than carmack

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >famouser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meta was such a blight on VR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bless you anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you pay even a little bit of attention to the context of what he was saying or did you just see a guy people generally respect say something about good mice being more responsive for camera movements than controllers and decide to post it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gyro on a controller has the same kind of correlated input that a mouse does so this isn't exactly a dig against controllers, but analog-only input for aiming

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >gyro on a controller has the same kind of correlated input that a mouse does
        lol no it doesn't, post gameplay of some FPS with you using a gamepad's gyro to aim

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not me but here you go homosexual

          Gyro isn't as good as a mouse, but that's not what I'm arguing. The kind of mapping from user movement to correlated input is the same as a mouse and it closes the gap well enough that crutches like aim assist aren't necessary for controller users to compete with M&KB users.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mouse and keyboard is only good for city building, RTS and management/sim games. I prefer controller for almost everything else

    Mouse is great, it's the keyboard part I just don't like for gaming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but throw FPS in there too. I also prefer kb+m for Bethesda Games.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And Max Payne. That game is all about dive, slowmo, get as many headshots as possible until it's over. Mouse aim is perfect for that. I prefer any other TPS on controller, but Max Payne on kb+m is bliss.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit
    and he's always wearing a cap or something to hide it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He should own it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he may look the part but he isn't a numale
        except for that one time his wife made out with a Black person on camera, but that doesn't count

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          huh? source?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >source?
            his movie

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >his movie
              bullshit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That and two videogames.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat shit advertiser

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean yeah. Mouse and keyboard just isn't as comfy as kicking back with a controller. I only ever use mouse and keyboard for competitive fps and MMOs

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The dude is a collection of hard midwit takes and I've never understood why anyone values his opinion on anything.

    >t. gay who played pretty much exclusively consoles for most of his life and doesn't give a shit if a game asks him to use a controller or KBM

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is my dick --> 8====D ~~ O8 <-- This is your mouth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fondling big breasts
      vs
      >Milking two wieners at the same time

      Actually funny post today. Keep it up.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has he found TIME yet?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In case no one knew, James stopped being an actual gamer in 1996.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bawls on the dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dicks on my balls

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's gonna take you back to the past
    to let you frick his wife in the ass

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Both are play for me.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok soda brain

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gyrochads, we can't stop winning

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is work
    If you work indoors you're not even an actual, real man. You're a woman with high estrogen and low testosterone
    But what am I saying? I'm on a board for fricking video games, you're all low test here

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im not gonna listen to a guy that still went to special ed before 8th grade and peed his pants on the short bus

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he must have a good point if the Ganker hivemind is seething this hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soon nerdsisters…his big break…

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Top is work and play and everything else you want it to be

    Bottom is just play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bottom is just play
      if only, thanks to them having a shitton of apps and other moronic bloat like streaming capabilities, these shit bricks are unoptimized throttling pieces of shit.
      If you want a console, go retro an chip your shit since collectors have downright killed retro physical.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stood up and screamed “kino.”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically his best work.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too bad play gives me shit aim

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